gimme your ideas for banjo-threeie
Man, I don't remember shit about Nuts & Bolts, and I got all the achievements. Such an unmemorable pile of garbage.
humba dating simulator
Just play Jiggies of Time, it's better than Tooie anyway.
>>736570962Big boobs transformation
>>736570962You know Banjo Kazooie? Just do more of that. You don't need to reinvent the fucking wheel for every single video game. You don't need a crazy new gimmick that can only be accomplished on [x] hardware. Just make a good game for the sake of making a good game. The widespread reluctance to do so is why the industry is in such a sorry state today.
Banjo and Kazooie's wedding is interrupted by Gruntilda who steals the magical macguffins to the whatever.
>>736570962kazooie is trans
Somehow, Tooty returns.
Bird and Bear must work together with Witch to save the lands from industrial society and the extermination of whimsy....or was that already Nuts and Bolts? I never played it.
>>736571298No dude Stop and Swap NEEDS to happen and it's ONLY possible thanks to the power of next gen.
>>736570962Game takes place two years after Tooie, and Nuts and Bolts is retconned to being a nightmare that Boggy had after staying up all night watching the Mr Pants show.
>>736570962Mandatory jinjo cbt
Let Mark Kurko direct it.
>>736572989He does not know how to fucking place music notes in a remotely sensible way
>>736572770N&B is canon and also a great game. Get the FUCK over it you pussy-ass loser
>>736570962Platformer collectathon that opens up to have timelapsed versions of the old worlds from Banjo-Kazooie and -Tooiegg ez
>>736570962Just a chill platformer.
>>736570962It's an enter the multiverse edition. Cross over levels include a family guy world and a TLOU2
>>736570962Banjo get ipad
Grunty learned game development after N&B's ending and made Threeie herself. Gives an excuse for the gameplay going back to basics (it's all she knows) and Grunty being a threat again. Cut the unfun mechanics like swapping and focus on making fun worlds not big or complicated ones.
Combine this >>736574031 and this >736575186, and have Grunty trap Banjo and Kazooie in a video game version of a world where she won in the first game, featuring a mix of new stages and fucked up versions of old ones that get progressively unfucked as you collect shit and beat them.
Make the original Banjo Kazooie again but bigger and with stage select from the hub but the option to go there on foot if you want.
Banjo and Kazooie die in the first five minutes and Tooty is the new protagonist. Also she's now a lesbian and has short hair.
>>736576070Hmm this has potential. Can Grunty be her partner and be shown to actually not be evil but to have just had a bad upbringing which is all banjos fault?
>>736570962mike please stream something interesting again
>>736576764You're promoted.
>>736575924Wah-huh
>>736570962Wumba Coins obtained in areas only accessible as Humba Wumba.
>>736570962Kazooie gets fat again.
>>736575924>stage selectNever post in a Banjo-Kazooie thread ever again
>>736578940It would be fine as basically a fast travel where the destinations are just the start of every level.
Multiverse story where the main villain is a Grunty from a universe where she won
>>736570962Make Tooie but ramp up the world connectivity even more, I want separate trains that connect different worlds together and at some point you've got to make several transfers to finish a side quest.I want wumba mixes to combine if you can get off world by not leaving through the main entrance. I want Wumbo to be playable again, and this time he can enchant Bear and Bird into different vehicles as a jab to Nuts and Bolts.I want the FPS mode to return, but you can use your abilities in it, like golden feathers.I want different egg ammos again, but more of them and no repeats except for normal and fire from Tooie.And most of all, I want Cheato and his cheats to return, I want broken stuff like infinite ammo, visiting worlds early, and unlimited health, but I want other things like a harder difficulty mode, a mode that turns everything into a time trial, and a secret world that can only be reached with cheats.
>>736579282That should be the follow-up to her threat at the end of Nuts and Bolts
>>736573925How does it feel to be both gay and retarded?
>>736570962Super Mario Odyssey but a hub world and interconnected portals between worlds.
>>736570962> Grunty makes a machine that basically resets the timeline> Game is a mixture of both games where levels are new but based on older ones (basically, bigger/different levels without technical limitations of the 64)> Combines certain levels (like Treasure Trove Cove and Jolly Roger's Lagoon) to make new ones> Kazooie is aware of it and shit talks the idea, saying how multiverse/multiple timelines are an overdone concept> They have to learn moves again because of the reset but leaves room for new moves or removing old onesBasically make it a celebration of the first two games while adding something new. Also it plays more like Tooie because I like Tooie more and liked the interconnected worlds.
>>736580182Breegull Blaster is the only move that I'd happily throw in the trash.
The objective of the game is that Kazooie wants to get as fat as possible and you have to collect a variety of edible, magical Jiggies and other collectibles to feed her. Banjo inexplicably is able to lift her and remain at full speed despite her increasing size for most of the game. Abilities involve using her bigger body for movement and combat, rolling her around or jumping off her belly to gain a height boost. At the end of the game she finally becomes too big and the final level is scaling her massive, blobby body and scouring for collectibles inside of her fat rolls.I say this as a joke, haha. Just for a laugh, haha.
>>736580476I don't think it would be too bad with modern controls but I don't really think it would be needed these days. But basically the main idea is to pick and choose from the first 2 games and make something new. Toss out or redo what didn't work, improve what did work, and introduce some new stuff.
>>736570962>>736571072>>736571298its funny how we could've almost had banjo threeie but because conker's remake was shit rare thought we would enjoy a puzzle racing game instead. It's annoying that rareware can design games consistently well enough (even through multiple genres) but their assumptions on what gamers would enjoy are consistently flawed so they keep pursuing the wrong thing
>>736581308Banjo Threeie probably would have sucked. Rare was way past heir peak
>>736580182>> Kazooie is aware of it and shit talks the idea, saying how multiverse/multiple timelines are an overdone conceptWould be shitty self-referential millennial slop in every other concept other than this.Well done.
>>736581308A censored remake of Conker, a game that only sold 500K, exclusively on the dudebrobox, which sold less than the 64, was never gonna sell. I still don’t know what Microsoft was thinking when they bought Rare.
>>736582617They couldn't buy Nintendo and in their mind buying Rare was the next best thing
Not necessarily for the next game, but here's some level types that should be featured at some point in the history of the franchise >canyon level>big city/urban level>space level (properly)>medieval castle/fanasty>food/candy level (but only if they find a way to make the premise less stupid)>radioactive/nuclear/mutant monsters level>another take on a sky level without the same themeing as cloud cuckooland couldn't hurt>mushroom world (or as a large sub-area)>wild west level (properly)>inside an insect colony level>level inside someone's dreams
>>736575464I like this idea a lot.
>>736582840Actually I remember why they bought Rare. Microsoft legitimately thought they would own the Donkey Kong IP from buying them.
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>>736576070And Grunty realizes her body and being over the age of 30 was ALWAYS beautiful and she doesn't need to change for anyone.
cars
>>736585404lel
>>736585709All bodies are beautiful now I have heard. Now I have no quarrel with the bear and bird.
>>736570962Kazooie transforms instead of Banjo
>>736587281Kazooie realizes she does most of the work so she kicks that LAZY FUCKING MAN to the curb and steals the backpack and the game is called Kazooie Threeie
click clock wood is a masterpiece>but it's hard, and takes a long timeToo bad dork
>>736572389Grunty already had that covered with Clanker's Cavern and Rusty Bucket Bay in B&K, and Grunty Industries in Tooie. All three deal with rampant industrialization and pollution. Oddly, there was no world themed like that in N&B.
>>736590302every single world in N&B was made of metal and all animals were plasterboards or robots, it was like , almost a background theme in the game but is never really brought up.
>>736590580I actually really liked that they had idle animals hanging around, it made the worlds feel lived-in even if they were just plastic toy animals. I'd like to have occasional idle wildlife in traditional BK game but A) in a game where all the enemies are NOT robots, how would you tell what's an enemy and what's an animal, and B) BK fans seem to really like it when every part of the level design is there for a reason and serv s a purpose, and the wildlife would probably be a superfluous distraction that doesn't really help gameplay
>>736570962Kazooie goes on a bender at Grunty's casino and gets married to Conker. Now Conker lives in Banjo's backpack as the trio have to collect 120 Divorce Paygies to dispel the magical marriage
If they made a new one I'd like for movement to be more interesting. Running around with Talon Trot because that's the fastest is boring.
>>736570962Banjo-Kazooie sized worldsbut there's 20 of them
>>736570962Man it's fucking nuts how this game that definitely existed is still talked about. Does anyone remember the rare mailbag from like 2000
>>736579282What I hate about this suggestion is knowing in advance that North Americans are shitty so the first thing they would do to Sexy Grunty is.......make her ugly. Serious question, is the reason North Americans so obsessed with making women ugly influence of the Jews? By now this shit is annoying.
>>736593052I agree, I didn’t mind it in BK but faster movement would probably fix a lot of the grievances I had with Tooie.
>>736594029Tooie has a cheat code to make movement faster.
>>736593335I miss scribes. I remember asking will they ever remake Diddy Kong Racing and make it online and they basically confirmed that they were doing exactly that without saying directly before anywhere else.
>>736579282>constant references that the engine room foiled themheh
