2026... I am forgetten
>>736573401I mean its finished.Arla should have been a playable character in the regular game
literally who
>>736573401
Was she really remembered to begin with?
>>736573401who?
>>736573493Its a big titty Shopkeeper from a mediocre rogue like called dead estate that had a hell of a stability problem. Can't say if its been fixed.Very flirty, big tittys thats about it.
Don't lose hope, busty vendor #7412, maybe fresh new DLC or essay coverage by some promineny e-celeb can bring your game back to spotlight.
>>736573401God I wish her game wasn't such dogshit
>>736573401what sort of bubble do u live in where she was ever relevant? dead estate is some second rate indie game that like a couple thousand people played
>>736573504It's not even an H-game, it's just one ecchi design in an otherwise meh game. Which is worse.
>>736573581>rogue likeEvery fucking time...
>>736573401>>736573493>>736573546It's Dead Estate. I haven't played it though, but Cordelia is alright.
>>736573401game was OK. Shoulda been hornier, tho
>>736573692Yeah im pretty over the genre for a long while now.I cant even stand slay the spire or 2 which makes game night with the wife frustrating since thats all she wants to play.
>>736573504utterly mindbroken
wait ur telling me a coombait game actually wasnt very fun to play?
dead game
>>736573914Coombait is too strong a word.
>>736573915it's a single player game, it doesn't matter how many other people are online at a given moment.
>>736573401I had fun with it.
>>736573504there's no way I'd be better off reading this wall of schizo babble
>>736573915Its a rougue like thats insanely easy and unstable.Even the meme low health character can get insane hp.Most people finished with its story fairly quickly.
>>736573863Alright, lemme fix that my niggaroni. Here's some co-op games that you can either emulate or buy or maybe pirate.>Payday: The Heist>Payday 2>Killing Floor 1>Borderlands 1 (and maybe 2, but I advise turning the dialogue and captions ALL THE WAY DOWN)>Resident Evil 5>SWAT 4>Left 4 Dead 1 / 2>Portal 2>Postal 2 Co-op Mod>Brutal Doom (pretty sure it has co-op)>Metal Slug 3>Gauntlet: Dark Legacy>Castle Crashers>Resistance 1 / 2 / 3>Killzone 3>Gears of War 1 / 2 / 3>Halo 1 - ReachOkay there, that should be enough.
jules > cordelia > axl > the rest
>>736574239I appreciate the assist but she wont play those. We have some of those closest i get to fun with her is drg She only wants sts 2. I dont even have the heart to tell her I hate it and its boring because it makes her happy
>>736574354Lydia = Jules > Cordelia > Roselia > Anya > Faith > Diavola > Boss > Filia > Fuji
>>736573401not obese enough
>>736574979she definitely wears a corset
I want to have sex with hot women
>>736575161
>>736575161WOW, SEXIST MUCH???
>>736573401why no switch port
>create a character for the sole purpose of using sex appeal to sell your game>not even a week later interest dries up because you have nothing else to offer
>>736574941>140x112
>>736574506Hm, well glad I could help desu, my advice in your position is to tough it out while maybe slightly nudging her in a different game that both of you would like to play.
>lesbianaaaaand dropped
>>736575308its getting one
>>736575893Why did it work for Nier Automata? Not saying you're wrong btw.>>736576064K, B, C
>>736576064definitely done out of spite too
>>736575898Thanks, any repo where I can find all the spritework at good resolutions?
>>736577105dunno, I saved that pic off /v/ too.
>>736577368Thanks, guess I'll just convert the fucking images myself.Fucking trash format
>>736576064Yeah... I hate teenaged redditors who think lesbians is peak fetish and model all their tastes around being cucked by women who don't even want their penis. If "safe horny" is a real thing, it's pushing their own gender out of their fantasies because that's more palatable to the internet at large.
>>736577591>Make sexy shopkeeper for players to ogle and market the game>Make her a lesbian Like >>736576916 said, this shit was done out of spite by the devs.
>>736573504I mean, most artists practice by drawing naked people.
>>736573863>>736574506If she only wants to play Slay the Spire, why not purchase a couple booster packs from a trading card shop?Pokemon is still going strong, and I only hear good things about the Digimon card game.
>>736574506>DRGBingo. Play Warframe. Bitches love Warframe.
>>736573581They fixed the jankiness a couple updates ago, runs great now even with all the new stuff
>>736577475there's a wiki
>>736577738cant believe the drawing isnt in love with me
>>736579251If you're going to pander, you may as well go all the way.>"Why yes, player! This big boobie fictional bitch I made up DOES want to fuck you!"I don't know why you think integrity starts sometime AFTER designing goth Jessica Rabbit for you to ogle.
>>736579775Jessica Rabbit was in love with Roger Rabbit and not the viewer, so I'm not sure if that is a good comparison.
>>736579925I mean, Jessica still flirts with Valiant, who is the closest thing to a self-insert as that movie gets. And she has an affair (of sorts) so it's really not hard to see yourself as having an in with her.But movies are also a different medium. A less interactive one. So I'm not sure the direct parallel is fair.
>>736580058>flirtsshe baits gooners into throwing out money for a living, she was at no point sincere about it>has an affairshe was LITERALLY framed and blackmailedjessica rabbit is BVILT for a loyal loving relationship with roger rabbit and NO ONE else
>>736580687>she was at no point sincere about itdoesn't really matter, does it?>she was LITERALLY framed and blackmailedFramed for murder, yes. But not framed for the affair, because she did play pattycake with R.K. Maroon. Even if Valiant was sent there at convenient timing to catch it all on film. You can be blackmailed for something you did, even if you are made into a victim by that.
>>736573401>mismagius cloneNO!
>NOOOO, THE DEVELOPER OF THE FICTIONAL GAME SAID THE FICTIONAL WITCH WITH GIANT FICTIONAL TITS IS FICTIONALLY A LESBIAN HOW WILL I HAVE FICTIONAL SEX WITH XHER NOWi'm imagining her bouncing on my dick right now. what exactly are the devs gonna do about that huh?
>>736580982lol
>>736580982bouncing on your fictional dick maybe LOL
>>736582034>fictional dick>anon doesn't have a real one>being a woman, anon matches the witch's typeLesbian won again...
>>736579251>>736577738she's bisexualthe head artist has drawn her fucking their mascot character Mumbo
>>736573504the career part is completely valid, you will make shitloads of money taking commissions
>>736573504>>>/co/mblr
>>736576064I just decided she isn't one. Everybody's opinion on works of fiction is equally valid since it's all made up. You're welcome.
>>736584763Headcanon-SAMA... I APOLOGIZE for not recognizing your STRENGTH.
I still remember
Why is Kamala Harris in this game?
>never showed the goodsgood riddance
Not a terrible game, held my interest for a while but couldn't be bothered to do all the alternate floors or true ending shit.Good if you get it super cheap
>>736586532me too
>>736586912If Kamala curved like that, she woulda won.
>>736573401they're not that dead. there's a console port coming out, although I'm not sure who asked for that
>>736573401iS tHaT ThE LadY frOM FriDAY niGhT FunKIn'?
>>736573504Keked and true
>>736592725oh gOD DAMNI-
I played it last year around halloweenthe boobers are indeed thick but after you beat it a couple times it gets pretty stale. The gameplay isn't all that great compared to other roguelikes on the market anyways
>>736595839Came here to say the very same, after Isaac nothing else comes close
>>736597842why am i allowed to buy every itemthat doesn't seem like a very good decision making test
>>736573504the porn jeets seethed (theyre spiritually jeetS)
>>736598081you did good at the roguelike anon not having to choose is your reward
>>736592518hopefully they don't censor it
>>736574979trve
>>736574979How is this?
>big tit goth shopkeeper threadnice, i'm making one of those toogive me feedbackshe's not lesbian
>>736599264
>>736599768Needs to be bigger still.I like the little animation of items you select, cute touch.
>>736592518>I'm not sure who asked for thatretarded console fags"hey this game that will literally run on anything and I can play on my laptop right now without any setup or effort required?...""please spend a year+ and 1000s of dollars porting it to console for me instead."
>>736595839did you play on controller?
lol
>>736579251because it was knee-jerk reaction done after the character was established>>736583986post it
>>736573401It's not a very good game
>>736592725kony 2026
