>finish prologue>all your companions are femoids>they're all str based melee fightersBeyond fucking parody. Never dropped a game so fast
>what the fuck a harem of tomboys THIS IS WOKE I HATE THISYou reactionaries are turbogay I swear to Jesus
you'll see it everywhere in older media too.
>>736574628>UGH STEP ON ME DOMMY MOMMYSafe horny reddit-whipped faggot
>>736574535>He didn't get the bard as a starting companion >or the dwarf
Is Jaethal strength based?
>>736574535>this fantasy game has fantasy in it
>>736574628You cant romance the barbarian.Submissive men are faggots.
>>736574535>Valerie's STR is shit and she overencumbers herself using her own equipment>Jaethal is literally undead and has her stats shifted around because she doesn't have constitution>Amiri is a total fucking retard and not even that strong>Linzi and Octavia aren't STR basedRetard.
>>736574709nobody said anything about 'step on me' you projecting idiot
>>736574835yeah
woke ass game bruh i swear aint nun wanna play ts
>>736575014Could have sworn that her strength and wisdom was the same.
>>736574535>no sex with Amiri>not even hand holding >ever
>>736574535>NOOOOO THERES TOO MANY WOMEN FOR ME TO HAVE SEX WITH I NEED TO HAVE DICK NOWWhy are you gay?
>>736574535Kek you fucking retard.Your companion allocation is based on you behaviour during the intro.Or alignment i forget.Also inquisitor is like mild str based at best.
>>736574535cool story bro
>>736574535>any game where you can choose your companions>make chad and surround myself only with womenyep it's gaming time
>>736574535I too play fantasy games for the realism.
>imagine being this much of an insecure beta male
>>736574535you need a hobby that isn't seeking attention by crying about digital women 24/7
>>736575175Imagine having to rely on w*men in battle lmaooo
>>736574787I thought the bard was guaranteed
>>736574535Wait until you play BG3
>>736574628What if I just don't want 3 bland girlbosses? What if I just want a reserved well-mannered cleric girl instead? What does that make me then?
>>736575070Its close since shes a wisdom based class.In the ttrpg inquisitors can be beastly.But thats true of just about any class in pf1e
>>736575645>Amiri>girlboss
>>736575175>always think this is what I want to do at first>eventually realize the male companions are far more based, learn to disregarded bitches and go adventured with the bros instead
>>736575070It is, he is showing a lvl 15 sheet she starts with 2 more str than dex
>>736574535It's pathfinder m8, they're all dex based except the barbarian
>>736575645>What does that make me then?It makes you a incel
>>736574535oh woe is me!
>>736575645A nazi obvoiusly.
Owlniggers are turbo-woke company from the very beginning of their creation.I thought everyone already know this.
>>736575645Normal, unfortunately this upsets "people" like >>736575736
>>736575701>a loudmouth butch retard whose arc is about fighting the expectations of patriarchy>not girlboss
>>736574535>str based>valerieMore like CON brick wallAlso,>barb<16 strengthKek
>>736574535>he doesn't realize pathfinder is for dex GODS
>>736575827No but you don't understand she's a retard so it doesn't countjust ignore her heavily implied dyke friend who is a much better chief than the sexist old man
>>736574628butch != tomboy
>>736575827She sucks, that's the point. She tries super hard to overcompensate, but she has issues against a fuckin boar
These characters are all so lame.Jan Jansen rapes them all
>>736575476Nope, she joins Tartuccio if you're evil in prologue
>>736576171Huh. I tried starting a couple times never knew she could ditch you.Knife master rogue is the shit though. Shame you get a goblin with the same class later.
how do you retards function in your life if this makes you mad enough to spend all day ranting about it, just drop the game and move on instead of wasting your finite time on earth giving it your time
>>736576415No one is mad, OP just baited you
>>736575645then go play one of the hundreds of other rpgs with stock virgin girl characters
>>736576661He literally said nothing about virgins. It's good to know they trigger you so much you feel the need to bring them up unprompted though
>>736574535>Start game>You dream about a woman emasculating you>You're ambushed by a woman rogue>First NPC you talk to is a woman>Blacksmith is a woman>First character you revive is a woman>Can't even rape her>Have to fight through a WOMAN dominated race>They're supposedly strong and competent>Next chapter you have to help a woman rebel against more women>Get betrayed by a strong woman excavation leader trying to steal your shit>An undead woman leads super strong vampires>Get killed by the only designated white male in the setting (he's the big bad)>Spend the next chapter being guided by women until you find the ex of the big bad (she has the power to command him)>you can have two woman companionsBeyond fucking parody.what's next? a game about a woman saving your life repeatedly?
>>736574535Valerie is fine, she's also lore wise meant to be a supermodel esque blonde blue eyed girl that doesn't want that so she chops her hair kek to look like a tomboy, but she should still be divinely beautiful, and also she's not a bad character beyond her feminist/atheist 'tism that can be tolerated and navigated around, if you are nice to her and understand her she becomes a pretty good waifu. Middle smells like rotting carcas. Right never takes showers and stinks like shit. Kick them both out and wait to get some bro companions.
>>736576825Both Jaethal and Amiri mog the shit out of Valerie.
>>736576703oh my bad i didn't know he meant well-mannered cleric SLUTS. that's kino and I don't know of any non-h-games with those.
>>736576908>either you're a virgin or you're a slutIt's always extremes with you people huh
>>736575645>What if I just want a reserved well-mannered cleric girl insteadTristian is literally in the game though
>>736576948Where's the lie?
>>736574535LOL snowflake
>>736576974And he's also a man. Why do faggots and troons always do this thing of taking men and treating them like women?
>>736574535I am pretty tired of this trope of them deliberately trying to avoid the stereotype of "women = healer/caster" and so basically every WRPG that has a party now makes the women the frontline fighters or tanks. BG3 did this shit too, with the men being a rogue, wizard, warlock, etc. The women are barbarians, fighters, clerics, and paladins.
>>736576948What are some games with well-mannered clerics that have a bodycount of 3 or 4 but aren't sluts?
>>736576948Women who lose their virginities don't exactly just fuck one or two guys their entire lives
>>736576825Valerie admits to fucking some random dude she met in a tavern to you. Not a very appealing woman.
>>736577124Valerie isn't an appealing woman because she's a fucking cunt, not because he taking a single (1) dick before makes you insecure.
>>736577170Lol, dude, everyone is like that. If you had a girlfriend (you don't) go strike up a conversation with her and tell her about your previous sexual partners. I am sure she'd be eager to hear them. I am sure you'd love to hear about her previous escapades.Humans don't like that shit (male or female). We all just agree to not talk about it because if only virgins procreated then there would be a lot, lot, lot less humans and I bet you and I wouldn't be here.
>>736577073That's because woke theater kids are the primary demographic of WRPGs now, just look at the playerbase of BG3, you're a monster if you make the female characters look more feminine with mods but Astarion nude mods are ok
>>736577084> body count>not a slutGonna have to pick a or b friend. Can't have both
>>736577073>clericsWhat the fuck do you think clerics are supposed to be stereotypically?
>>736577020>instantly thinks of transexuals unpromptedI had a hunch you'd be some gaylord but I wasn't expecting you to be an axewould lover. Tristian is indeed the perfect fit for your ass.
Why are Asian looking women always so ugly in Western games? Is it due to seething white womyn on the development team?
>>736577124It's just ruski devs, when you speak to Galfrey she mentions her first kiss too. I think it's meant to show the opposite, how little experience they have and that you are practically their first real relationship and they only had like one fling before. Valerie's whole shtick is her not wanting attention or being looked at only for her beauty, makes no sense for her to be a whore. You're just mindbroken imo.
>>736577401You're speaking with different people, and you're the one who brought up a man when the topic was about women. You faggots and troons always do the same shit.
>>736574535>jaethal gets obliterated by her goddess>shitty fucking act ensues without one of the chars i spent time building up>delete game + savefileman
>>736574535this looks like uncslop
>>736577073I agree, in a sense Shadowheart was refreshing for being a conventionally attractive elf girl cleric and it shows with her romance being as popular as it is and how much fanart and fics she has. People are starved for normal romances in RPGs that are not some quirky subversion of expectations. Last blonde blue eyed feminine elf/human healer/caster romance was fucking Aerie in BG2. I like tomboys too but there's too much obsession with subverting expectations and fear of doing patriarchal/heteronormative stuff that libshits are terrified of that they make every game bland corposlop. The disaster that was Veilguard is worst case of this, literally not a single appealing romance option. Imagine this, a BioWare game without a single (1) romance options that'd appeal to a normal straight dude. Literally nuts.
>>736577559fr fr it do be looking like that no cap
>buy an RPG>play an RPG and enjoy it>go on /v/ to see what internet retards think about it>drink my coffee and laugh at aimless culture warriors wasting their life whining about women in games they played for fifteen minutes
>>736577595Shadowheart, refreshing for being normal, when she's the only girl that's okay with having orgies, sharing, and openly lusts after one of your companions?
>>736574535>iOSmakeryou don't have time to play on your phone while taking a shit? it's worth it. one of the better toilet games i've ever tried. WotR even made it off the toilet and to the couch.
>>736577753whoa there champ you'd have to play the game for more than an hour to know that, don't set the bar so high
>>736577753he's calling a half elf a "elf" anon, that's how deep his understanding of the game is
>>736577753>openly lusts after one of your companions?>he recruited Halsingay
>>736577798>just kill him!>just don't recruit him!Absolute cope. Also, why the fuck would you not recruit him? He doesn't reveal how much of a cartoonish sex pest he is until later. Before that he acts like the typical wise and experienced mentor.
>>736577836He literally comes on to you in the first scene you talk to him for more than ten seconds you nogames fucking poseurWhat do you gain from going on the internet to lie about games you never bothered playing
>>736578116He literally doesn't and I would know because I'm replaying the fucking game right now, retard. Talking with him is considered flirting so he'll assume that you tried to fuck him once you get to act 3, but before he joins your party he never tries anything with you, not once.
>>736577836>just kill him!woah, slingblade, nobody said to hunt him down and kill him. all you have to do is ignore the missing person's quest that leads to him in Act 1 and he'll disappear for the rest of the game once you enter Act 2.
>>736576415>we're not allowed to express distaste on videogames and its state in the industry>in the videogame board that is about discussing vidyaYou're either really stupid or you're a newfag. Or both.
>>736577836It's weird how these games have arachnophobia toggles and pronoun selectors, but no sexuality optionwhy can't we just choose that in advance so we don't get the awkward>cool bro character suddenly flirts with your male mc in the most unnatural cringe way and ruins himself foreverthingGays could even use it to their advantage too by disabling straight romance
>>736577836>why the fuck would you not recruit him?cause i already had a full party and didn't want or need another big neanderthal at camp. they kinda tripled up on big neanderthals with Halsin, Minsc, and Karlach. he's the easiest skip in the game.
>>736577739Then clearly you're the odd one out here. Go talk about how much fun you had in another forum, maybe you'll enjoy the culture there more or whatever the fuck it is you think non-retarded discussion looks like.
>>736578424It's less work to just expect players not to select those options. That can't be applied to no spiders or wanting your gay pronouns in the game.
>>736574628Looks like a owlcuck game, meaning there is no harem and the three are all turbo whores that cuck you even if you go for their individual romance route. That or they just keep talking about fucking other men or sumn
>>736577739KEK bodied these fucking freaks.
>>736574535They are also really dull characters.Their class is their whole character
>>736578494>It's less work to just expect players not to select those optionsToo bad that in BG3's case those options are going to trigger anyway, especially with Halsin who will assume yo want to fuck him by merely talking to him
>>736577753Refreshing as in her being a conventionally attractive cleric? Who said anything about the shar and their fucked up practices. In comparison to the type of women you get in Bethesda/BioWare/Obsidian that are all practically conventionally ugly non-white girls or alien species and are just as degenerate, she's a breath of fresh air. You are never gonna get a virgin waifu in vidya anyway, except for when it's subversive itself by forcing you to fuck some ugly monster bitch for it. Like a humiliation ritual.>>736577785Autism award. Display it proudly.
>>736578409just seems like a waste of time that you could be spending doing something you actually enjoy rather than getting upset at something you probably aren't going to play any more
>>7365746281. Never liked tomboys. They're like your buddies but worse.2. Even tomboys are feminine, not dykes that pretend ot be men.
>>736578556>it's okay if she's a whore that cucks me as long as she's attractiveAnd this guy complains about humiliation rituals lmao
>>736578606Except she doesn't, play the game instead of just gooning to shitted SFMs and 4chan shitpost screencaps or whatever it is you do cameliafag.
>>736577306Hey but virgins have a body count too. A count of zero
>>736578636She will flirt and lust after Halsin even if you romance her, that makes you a cuck>CameliafagShe also cucks you, and you should lover her because she's a traditionally attractive straight white woman
>>736578728>Brown eyes>white womanLol. And no, just starting to flirt and semi-date a woman that's been raised and brainwashed by a cult and her flirting with other men and women in camp too doesn't make you a cuck, especially since you can just tell her you aren't interested in polyshit with halsin/karlach whoever and she'll cut it off and she herself will later will even let you sleep with other women as long as you tell her in advance kek and want to become sort trad waifu larper rejecting her old behavior. Also she dated a pink troon with a tiny dick, effectively it's as if she were a lesbian and thus is a virgin.
>>736578570You have a strange definition of enjoyment. Are you not even aware that the discussions here are from a sense of enjoyment and venting of frustrations as well?
>>736577419The American ruling class (of which the nepobabies who run media all come from the families of) are giant frothing racists when it comes to asians. They have ever since the Japanese buttblasted them in the 1980's, and it's only gotten worse since the Chinese economy surpassed Americas in all fields except financial fraud and real estate Ponzi schemes. They absolutely despise asians, who they view as having "stolen" their birthright.
>>736578868>my girlfriend flirting with other men doesn't make me a cuckGrim>Also she dated a pink troon with a tiny dick, effectively it's as if she were a lesbian and thus is a virginShe didn't just have sex with him...
>>736578954She's not your gf yet, she's literally a random girl you are adventuring with and flirting with and trying to fuck. Have you never flirted with girls in college or in house parties or somewhere? Did you feel cucked if they flirt with another guy who's trying to hit on them and give up? Just shows you're a low test numale and built for the chair and a chastity cage. Many such cases. Spectate and enjoy.
>>736575645thats antisemitic
>>736579032She does it even in act 2 and 3, when you're actually in a relationship with her, holy shit what acuck>Spectate and enjoyThat's what you do yes
Yeah but twin sisters sexo
>>736579071A cuck by definition is someone whose woman he's in a relationship sleeps with other men. That's never a case in BG3 unless you yourself are a fag that asks Halsin to sleep with you. And you have opportunities to tell her multiple times that it's not okay for her to sleep with others while you go and sleep with other women, if anything making her the cuckquean. But considering you're probably some 5'9" indian it's no wonder you're intimidated by Halsin from your tall white bullies cucking you in hs. Sad!
>>736579203>unless you yourself are a fag that asks Halsin to sleep with youHe invites himself even if you're not romancing him btw. And if you say no Shadowheart disapproved.
>>736579123are all wrpgs just meant to be humiliation rituals?
>>736574535this is much better than WotR starting team
>>736579310barely. one of them has necrotic pussy and the barbarian won't fuck you.
>>736579467And they're both better than WotR's starting team yes
>>736579232Uh no, just don't bring him with you in a brothel and if the fag flirts with you say no. It's like claiming you are forced to make your MC gay and get vamp fucked by Astarion just because he flirts with you. Shadowheart disapproving because she's a cleric of Shar makes sense and doesn't change the fact she listens to you and obeys what you say. It's like you asking your gf for a threesome and then being disappointed when she says no. Hilarious that you're in a owlcat thread and talking about cuckshit considering it's own romances would also qualify based on your standards of what cuckshit is. Why does BG3 being mentioned make your clitty leak so much?
>>736579504it almost isn't fair to compare them because WotR saddles you with a coon and two freaks ASAP.
>>736575094F
>>736579517you're not going to get through to these snowflakes who have an anxiety attack if a man makes a pass at them. they are brittle.
>>736579203Shouldn't even be a option in these games to allow for that sort of stuff unless I'm allowed to have a harem of hoes without issue
>>736579517>Uh no, just don't bring him with you in a brothelAh yes, the classic cope >If you don't see it, it doesn't countShe still wants to fuck Halsin, she still spreads her legs quickly for him while making you wait the entire game, you're a cuck>Shadowheart disapproving because she's a cleric of SharShe does it even if she worships Selune lol>Hilarious that you're in a owlcat thread and talking about cuckshit considering it's own romances would also qualify based on your standards of what cuckshit isWhat, you think Owlcat doesn't have girls that openly lust after other men? I just told you that Camellia cucks you too. You're a cuck, this has nothing to do with Larian vs Owlcat wars
>>736579643Nigga at this point you are not beating the cuck fantasy allegations. Whatever man, no point in beating a dead horse. Feels like you're jerking your micropenis while posting this shit and I don't want to contribute to your humiliation kink orgasms weird nigga.
>>736579703Dude, you're the one romancing pic related, stop projecting your fetish onto me
>>736574535snowflake moment
>>736574535Snowflake.
>>736574535Now that you've seen this you'll never unsee it, anon. Go back to old media and see just how prevalent it is and has been for a very long time.They make the world as they wish it to be.
>>736574628none of them are good waifus though. they're sluts
>>736580681Literally only Jaethal is a slut
>>736574535So this is the brain activity of an incel huh.
>So this is the brain activity of an incel huh.
>>736580723Valerie is a slut. Any girl that thinks fondly of having a casual fuck buddy is a slut, end of question. To her, sex is not an act of intimacy and closeness between two loves. It's a purely physical transaction based entirely on chasing hedonistic pleasure. If that's not textbook slut behavior, I don't know what it is. Valerie may have fucked only one man, but she has the mind, heart, soul and behavior of a slut, and goes right into the trash.
>>736581094>Any girl that thinks fondly of having a casual fuck buddy is a slutSo if they don't think that they're not sluts, then?
>>736574628>tomboys>themYou retards call any woman who isn't a limp-wrist femoid a tomboy. Fuck you
>>736581156Yes, a woman who does not engage in casual sex and does not pursue sex for hedonistic pleasure, and has sex with long term partners built upon emotional trust and commitment is by definition not a slut.
>>736574535sex dimorphism doesn't exist in Western fantasy (media altogether). it's egalitarianism all the way through. everyone and every race is an interchangeable cog with no real bearing. when it is there, it's there to be knocked down.
>>736580901holy incel crashout lol
>trannoid reactedTouched the nerve I see lol
>>736579190correct
>>736575645then you pick Jayna Stiles, she wears a dress and is just a healer.... Oh wait, she ends up wearing heavy army and using sword and shield with 20 Dex, max speed and 10 attacks per round like everyone else...
>>736578519You seem unhappy, erlantach
