can someone explain to me windows vs linux with burgers? i am an american
>>736575381sorry, i dont speak burger
>>736575381imagine removing the vomit flavour from chocolatethat's linux
windows = mcdonaldslinux = you pick every ingredient and make it yourself
>>736575381linux smashburger windows big mac with no meat
>>736575381windows is a double quarter pounder, linux is a gay fish burger like eurosissies have. (not to be confused with the based and redpilled fillet-o-fish)
>>736575381Linux is like making your own plant based burger, windows is a mcdouble, apple is a whopper
>>736575381Windows>made by browns>appealing to the masses>low quality and will give you heart problems later in life>the big mac of 'putingLinux>optimal for fiddling >anyone with a triple digit iq can appreciate it>will never bother you>the Fish Filet of 'puting
windows is like a Sonic Drive-In™ Double Sonic Smasher™linux is a beyond burger you made at home
Windows is like McDonalds, you go in and you get a decent burger, it's complete you don't have to do anything and it's a fucking burger. But with lots of bloat and artifical chemicals in it and not very healthy.Linux is like the burger you make at home. You choose the patty, the kind of meat, etc. so it turns out exactly how you want it. But it takes a lot of effort and takes half a day to prepare, so many people prefer to just walk into a McDonalds and grab one in 3 minutes as opposed to spending half a day cooking one with preparations and cleanup included.
>>736575381Windows is a single mass produced burger with tax, does not come with a recipe and the patty may contain harmful substances. The burger chain also spies on you.Linux is a burger of many combinations without tax, and comes with the recipe so you can make one at home
>>736575381You sound like a thirdie.
>>736575609What gave it away? Is it the fact he's American?
>>736575381Windows is like a deluxe burger with cheese, Linux is like uhhh we actually don't have burgers today and it's your fault
>>736575381windows is a burger filled with shit you don't want, linux is nothing but pickles
>>736575381windows is mcdonalds - dominant, biggest chain and recognized by everyonelinux is burger king - superior in every way, from quality to size of burger to value of the menu, but everyone refuses to try or pretend doesnt exist.
>>736575381>Windows>Linux
>>736575826why did americans think plastic cheese was a good idea
>>736575381Windows Big Mac vs Linux Whooper. They both taste like shit.
>>736575381Windows is basically Wendy's. It's not the best for you, and has glaring issues, but you know what you're getting.linux is shit molded into burger form by filthy Indians (dot, not feather), then served with cockroach paste to drink.
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>>736575510came here to post this
>>736575939cheaper = good
Windows is like going to McDonalds but not being allowed to complain if it is served to you covered in jizzLinux is like going to the local independent burger joint, being friend with the owner, dining for free but sometimes another person will make fun of you for your choice of burger.Imagine being at computers
>>736575983Imagine speaking English when you could speak American like Jesus did and the Bible was written in.
Windows is Five Guys, Linux is a microwaveable black bean burger.
>>736576060fr
>>736575381Windows = Mcdonalds, corporate burger made in the cheapest way possible to get the best profit, will be edible but will get worse and more expensive with time, sometimes made by workers that cant follow the recipe so it ends not following the standard and has shitty flavor, texture, etc.Linux = Homemade burger, can be shit, can be awesome based in however you make it and ingredients you use.
windows is mcdonalds and linux is also mcdonalds
>>736575381Windows is a bland mcdonalds patty.You can customize it to a degree but thanks to jeets handling it, its gonna be increasingly low quality. Linux is a homemade burger. Youre retarded and cant cook so you'll fuck it up and it doesn't usually play nice with McDonald's add ons
>>736575826Bottom would be linux from scratch, in reality its everyone following the debian burger recipe and switching ingredients or order and then someone copying that recipe once again and doing the same.
>>736576198And 2-3 recipes that went corporate and started their own burger business with recipes they copied.
How much does the linux corporation pay per thread made?
>>736575381Windows is like a big chain restaurant where you can only eat in and the employees watch you eat the whole time while taking notes. Linux is a community kitchen with contactless delivery and they feed you cuz you wanna eat rather than to make themselves rich and even let you cook for yourself or even for others if you wanna.
>>736576429one hundred finnish dollars
>>736575381windows = family restaurant with good burgerslinux = place to get drunk and eat good burgers
>>736576429Everything they made that year
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>>736575568>Will never bother you Lmao. Biggest lie ever.Installing Linux means: no games, no nvidia support, no "it just works", means basic shit like fucking wifi not even working, even fucking connecting a second monitor is a chore.Linux is free as in "not worth paying for"
>>736576609This dude is posting from 2013Hey buy a bunch of bitcoins trust me
Linux is like ordering a room service burger but it comes out lukewarm and missing the onions and one out of every ten times you order it you'll get a dead insect on the plate and when you take it back to the kitchen they say it's user error and you're not ready to embrace the lifestyle of eating cockroach burgers.
we will willwe will rock you
>>736575381>nothing but shitpostsAlright I'll give you a real answer.Windows is a solid burger from a great chain restaurant that has one terrible topping they put on, so you have to go home and swap it out before you can eat it. Old reliable but requires some changes to truly be satisfied. Linux is buying the meat at the store, making your own buns, cooking the burger at home and assembling it yourself. If you know how to cook it will be infinitely better and exactly to your tastes.
>>736576874>so you have to go home and swap it out before you can eat itAnd once in a while they still manage to slingshot a little nugget of dried curry poop straight to your throat as you're opening up to take your first bite.
>>736575381windows is a basic big maclinux is a fake meat vegan slop that turns you gay
>>736575568>fiddlingaka the biggest time sink ever for people who don't have a life
>>736577013Perhaps for the average user that is the case. I build custom corporate/government images for a living so I'm extremely familiar with Windows. Probably more familiar than most OEMs and certainly the current staff at Microsoft. Luckily most of the Windows customization tools still function fine from the XP/Vista/7 days with the exception of start and taskbar, which are now encrypted bin files that you can still manipulate just fine. Everything else is 99.99% unchanged going back to 98. Same tricks work.
fuck you guys now I’m hungry
>>736577312So you need over 20 years of sysadmin experience to not get fucked? Sounds complicated
Should I have Five Guys or Shake Shack tonight?
>>736577470Nah, I haven't had to learn much since I picked it up as a hobby in college. Most of my learning is in other sysadmin/infrastructure tasks which is my primary role. Manage three datacenters.
>>736575381what restaurant is this from?
Windows is Burger KingMac OS is Shake ShackLinux is gay
>>736576040i wont complain if its from a futa employee
>>736575381linux
>>736578576looks delicious then you find out it's all vegan
>>736576874can i eat her burgers?
>>736575381Windows is when you go to McDonalds for a burger, easy but not very good.Linux is going to a dive bar where you know the owner and he will let you jump behind the counter and make whatever thing you want and wont even charge you.
>>736577792five guys only has good fries and even then it's not that good
>>736575381Windows = A burger made by a chefLinux = A burger made by your uncle who swears he's a great cook
