There's like a dozen of games about being a food truck owner.Why there's not a single game about Dog Buses?
If I were a dog I would pray not to be put on a bus with a pitbull.
>>736588586imagine the dorito, burnt rubber, and literal shit smell
cover your naked body in animal meats/flesh and soak it in blood and then see how friendly those wholesome chungus dogs will remain
>>736588762If you did that and ran around in public I don't think people would be treating you the same either
>>736588586that’s a food truck in Asia
>>736588586shove that shitbull out the back at highway speeds
>>736588762>cover your naked body in animal meats/flesh and soak it in bloodNo, I'm not doing that!What is wrong with you? You can't just go around asking people to do this sort of stuff!
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>>736588762>Oh! You think butterflies are harmless? Shove one up your peehole and see what happens
>>7365885861 pitbull vs all these dogs, who wins?
>>736588586Mhmm, tasty
>>736589202Shepherd in the back will heem the shitbull solo
>>736588762Your average dog would just like you obsessively. Have you literally never fed one a treat? Not even as a kid. Being a brown third worlder must be pretty lame.
>>736589457Lick you*
I want more wholesome dog games in general
>>736589457The average dog would go into a instinctual rabid and territorial trance like state when presented with real food that is designed for their carnivorous digestive system instead of the overly processed dog treats that Americans feed their dogs on a daily basis. And now image like a pack of 20 dogs fighting each other over it.
>>736589845>The average dog would go into a instinctual rabid and territorial trance like state when presented with real food that is designed for their carnivorous digestive systemYou say that, but why do they not actually do that in reality?
>>736588704If I were a dog I would pray to be put on a bus with a white woman.
>>736588762Dogs, and even most wild carnivores won't attack people merely because they have meat on their person. Animals that aren't afraid of humans, and display food aggression will try, and take the meat, and at most nip at the person to get the meat off of them. Most animals simply eat the readily available meat. Zoo keepers would often just walk in with buckets of meat to literal lions den, and chuck stakes at them. It's literally the safest you can be. If your general intention is that a starving animal would attack you, that's not exactly true for dogs, most dog breeds are fairly heavily domesticated, and socialized, and will literally starve before trying to attack, and eat people. It's only really the breeds we specifically engineered to attack people that may even be able to be trained to do this, as even these breeds are very specifically bred to not like to eat people on account of how obviously bad that would be if your dog bit a guy's leg that you were chasing down, but he killed the guy before you caught him. Same thing that bird dogs don't eat the bird. Even pitbulls which are notorious for "Eating babies" don't literally eat babies, they just bite, and kill them. It's not a hunger thing, they just like biting stuff.
>dogs never attack peoplekek it must be nice to live the first world
>>736588586>new dog on bus>get 5 points>he shits on the floor>lose 40 points
Ideas for gameplay and story?>You're a small van drives who misses his pupperino ,cause passed away recently. Friend asks you to ride his dog to dog daycare because he's too busy working, and help you recover from loss.-To pick up dogs from neighbourhood and bring them to daycare, groomer, vet , sending on owner's request, there's limited time during the day so plan your route carefully, the better the dogs are treated the more you get cash to upgrade your car, eventually you unlock walkies in the areas like lakes , mountains or forests. Dogs help you find stray, abandoned or injured other dogs during those walks.
>>736590475you should reply to the poster who said that
>>736590475live in*
>>736590513You scoop the poop , either use it as fertiliser somewhere or upgrade your car so it can run on dog poo fuel.
Dog bus game, but India
>>736590475Well I'm specifically referring to Canis familiaris, which even in places like Africa simply don't hunt people. People are quite large compared to dogs, and dogs hunt either by endurance, and feint hunting, which man is basically immune to. While people in the third world are sometimes attacked by dogs, and even succumb to their injuries, and die, the dogs basically never eat them unless the person dies on the spot, and the dogs are starving (which they'll also eat other dogs at that point, but it would be wrong to say dogs eat dogs.) These dog attacks are mainly due to dogs being territorial, and competing for food with the third worlders. Habeeb has a chicken he bought from the market, a pack of dogs smell the chicken, and bite Habeeb on the arm, then run back, another grabs the chicken, and runs off. Sure Habeeb dies from infection ,and has perished from a dog bite, but he wasn't eaten by a dog.
>>736590654>From perspective of a dog
>>736589845Kek you thirdies are such speds. Whatever silly things do you believe in?
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>splinter cell but a dog
>>736588762>Do something retarded and get shit resultsNot the own you think it is
>>736590081If I were a dog, I would pray to be put in a bus with (you)
I bought it for my sister like 20 years ago, it was classic case of PS2 shovelware
>>736588586only if you can drive all of those niggers off a bridge onto a lake or some shit. fuck dogs
https://youtu.be/vf2npBbUig8?is=6Wrt6Unc9Zo1XGIwEhj, I'll take it.
Woof
>>736589845you clearly don't know shit about dogs
>>736593807settle down mohammed
