Why did they make Bowser bisexual in the new Mario movie /v/?
Bye Bi!
It's only homo if you're the same species.
Gay bowser??!
>>736591834
>>736591834>got rejected by Peach>Mario became rent-free in his head
ow my fireballs... are growing
>>736591834To prepare everyone for movie 3 where him and Luigi come out as gay lovers.
>>736591834They are grooming children into becoming LGBTQIA+
Why is there so much art of Bowser and Luigi being gay?
Feels like sandpaper...
Wouldn't you think Wario would be gay for pay where's he in all this?
Bowsette foreshadowingTrust the plan
>>736591834So long gay Bowser!
SO LONG, GAY BOWSER
>>736591834Male humiliation ritual
>>736592462Doug bowser and luigi mangione are gay?
>>736591834>>736592009at least post the webm you homos
>>736592965This
>>736591834So Mario can yell "So long Gay Bowser!" in the threequel
>>736593604>mocking sizeThat was the only part of the movie that made me laugh. Short jokes are always funny.
>Bowser starts becoming a good guy>Realizes that toxic masculinity made him a good father and goes back to being evilbased?
>>736593739>posts the .mp4 instead
>>736591834>making gay shit a joke again like it always used to be is now le badthis is where /v/ is at now
>>736593263Erotic...
>>736594336Was it a joke though?
>>736591834Zoomies are sex craving pan sexual clowns. They suck it all up.
>>736593604They really fucked this up>Make Peach a girlboss>Make Rosalina a girlboss>Introduce Daisy, the one princess that should be a girlboss>She has no unique trait
>>736594468>She has no unique traitShe's brown
>>736593739Hot
Why was this the 10th reply>>736592762Fuck all of you. I wish nearly everyone was dead.
>>736594336>a jokeyeah, sure bud
Did you people not play Mario RPG?
>>736594282they should've had the heel turn later, after he tries to get mario to look the other way and mario tells him he can't have his cake AND eat it
>>736592009
>>736591834it sort of makes senseBowser always kidnaps Prince Peach... yet, he never rapes herperhaps he's secretly only interested in catching Mario's attention
>>736594771I forgot to mention, I DID like how earnest bowser jr's love was, they could have easily had him hate his father or say something like "I'm doing this for me, not you", but he was so pure
>>736593739Is this hot
>>736594747the usual suspects are seething that the movie is doing well so all they have left is trying to pretend a gag that is probably older than movies themselves are is actually them writing the character to be gay
>>736594874Same with how Bowser turned out to be a great dad all along even though it originally seemed that they were going to go for the deadbeat route.
>>736591834hope they make Bowser wear the crown and have sex with Mario
>>736594468>>Make Rosalina a girlbossShe's in the movie for like 3 minutes
>>736595389It's funny how fox got more attention than her
>>736594468Rosalina is literally damnsel in distress in the second movie and people are complaining about that
>>736595558Should it have been Peach like she was in the two Galaxy games?
>>736595618Yes and Rosalina would be the one helping mario
