>186 pokémon>30 items>Actual fucking bugs>Trans GalladeThe Pokémon Company has actually outdone themselves
>>736601118>kirlia and gardevoir not female exclusiveThe Ralts line has been tranny shit since the beginning.What they obviously should have done is have Ralts be the only one that could be both male and female, have the Kirlia and Gardevoir line as females and then not just introduce Gallade by himself but also a new middle evolution.
>>736601118ILCA shouldn't be allowed to touch the series anymore.
>>736601118>Trans female Gallade>No matter what you call yourself you still look like a man>Trans male Gallade>No matter what you make yourself like you're still a womanB-b-based?
i want to fuck female knights
>>736601118Who is this game for? This seems like a shittier version of Showdown and regular SV competitive
>>736601526It's replacing regular SV competitive
>>736601526I think they're trying to make getting into VGC seem more accessible? I honestly have no clue. All the changes they made from gen 7 onwards made making perfect mons extremely easy. Now it's just watered down and with even less options, customization. Bizarre game, I played about 3 hours
>>736601289/thread
Yep, I'm thinking Pokémon is GOOD again
>>736601813The fuck? Is Charizard made of paper mache? It’s fucking 50 power
EVERYONE IS HERE
>>736601875>smogon bird made it inmeta ruined
>>736601917Talonflame? They needed that bitch 10 years ago
>>736601526>who is this game forIt's testing truly how little effort they can put in to get the best ROI.>Pokemon>GatchaAlready guaranteed to do tens if not hundreds of millions, so as long as it's "good enough" you don't need to put in effort.
>>736601459Based Sirknight.
>>736601813>battle code is like 40 years old at this point>they're probably never ever touching that shit if they can help it>still can't get the text to play at the same time as the animations because that'd require refractoring>just make the text's timing really short so it "looks" in synckek
>>736601875kek what's this little guy doing over there?
>>736601813>2026>Still getting mogged by their own N64 gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OCU72ob89w
>>736602167Centro is a nigger and made mistakes presumably
>>736602140>heh…look at how the battle text plays a quarter of a second before the moves…amateurishThe game must be good if we’re resorting to this
>>736602474Nigga you can watch >>736601813 and see Dragapult's focus sash trigger for no reason.
>>736602297Serebii had Patrat listed instead of Watchog yesterday, and Centro just copied it (as usual) without a single attempt at checking if it was right.
>>736602527I didn’t watch to the end I was just looking at the text timing like he talked about. That’s hilarious how does that even get fucked up? Apparently haze also undoes everything that happened in a turn too
>>736601118>what I thought it was gonna beHere's a game for all you autistic faggots. All the pokemon, all the items, hell even most of the moves for you cumsocks. Play online or with your switch friends, buy some skins, and STOP bothering us with this shit from now on since our mainline games are only gonna have goyslop raids multiplayer.>what it isHey kids? Like Gacha? Like pokemon!? Here, try these wacky new megas and buy the battlepass! You'll get to play in Game Freak's new Monthly Fanfic Meta! Isn't that fun!? We've also randomly buffed and nerfed certain mechanics just for this game, for EXTRA quality!I don't know what I expected. I knew it'd be shit and not well made but I didn't think they'd make a fucking gacha out of it.
>>736602618Do people who thought this just not engage with the online play at all? Every game for the past decade or more worked like this, a limited roster of legal mons from that game only that slowly expands over the games lifespan. Everyone knew this was basically just starting fresh in an “in between” period between games
>>736602724"Starting fresh" is not 186 pokémon and like 30 items. It takes a real level of pokémon dicksucking to see this as anything other than laziness.
>>736603413Item cut is gay but that’s actually the normal amount of fully evolved Pokemon allowed generally before DLC and shit
>>736601118>The Pokémon CompanyIt's ILCA again
>Stadium but total dog shit And I thought Battle Revolution already was highly flawed
>>736602724>Do people who thought this just not engage with the online play at all? yeah most people don't actually
>>736601917Talonflame is based. He's the most soulful tailwind setter.
It's been true for over a decade now that if you want to play Pokemon against other people you play on Showdown. Nintendo will never make anything half as good.
>>736601289Gardevoir is actually originally male coded, its name in Japanese is Sirnight and it's supposed to be an elegant prince, Kirlia is how boys used to wear skirts back in those times
>>736601289You're a fucking retard. Keep your mouth shut and spare us the brain cell damage.
>>736601813Actually peak incompetence. How do you even fucking introduce new glitches on old mechanics like that?Did they rewrite the entire battle system for no reason?
>>736604704Eeeh it might just be a visual glitch
>>736601118oh that explains the gardevoir (male) fucking the gallade (female) pic I saw earlier
>>736604548This Pokemon trash shit is serious
>>736605027It won't be, it will be something retarted likeif damage > HP && pokemon.get_item() == ITEM_FOCUS_SASH{ focus_sash.use()}but that focus_sash object isn't instantiated because they're retarded so it just triggers all of them
>>736601813What am I looking at here?
coded by indiansif you thought pokemon was bad before get ready for the new slop era
>>736601118Kino
>>736604704They did because the game is made in Unity, just like bdsp
>>736605368Pult's sash was triggered for no reason.
>>736601118How's /vp/ taking it? Are they in full cope mode or meltdown mode?
>>736605809Why don’t you go there and find out for yourself?>>>/vp/
>>736605809Dog vp fucking hates Pokemon it’s all showdown players and anime fags anything less than 6v6 all gimmicks all Pokemon was going to be met with flaming
>>736605878Woah there buddy, be careful. Wouldn't want somebody to accidentally fall into that cesspool.
>>736604373Its name is Sirknight because its a princess and she's saying Sir Knight
>>736604373delusional tranny>>736604548malding tranny
>>736601870yeah, the numbers seem way off>Lvl 50 252 Atk Dragapult Helping Hand Dragon Darts (2 hits) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Charizard-Mega-Y: 78-92 (26.2 - 30.9%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
>>736606272Pay2win IV distributions, please understand>mfw poketards unironically thought that they removed IVs
>>736601118You forgot to add>same 30~40+ year old manchildren fans
>>736604373Absolutely no one thinks this in Japan, this is cope by trannies
>>736601118>Trans GalladeWait. I haven't played pokemon since XY, but isn't that impossible? I thought Gallades were exclusively male thanks to the evolution requirements.
>>736601526I imagine the long term plan is the mainline games are eventually going to get away from Turn Based combat (emphasis on eventually given how ass ZA was) and this is them future proofing a way to still have VGC around. While also giving them battle pass money in the interim.
>>736606724That's the point, they forgot to lock its gender in Champions.
>>736606724Yes, it's probably a bug. The same retards behind the ugly, buggy, dogshit Sinnoh remake are making Champions, kek.
>>736606272The only thing I can think of is they’re doing something weird with ditto and/or zoroarks in a private lobby and pretending that it’s normal play
Competitive meta fags will play it anyways and spend thousands.
>>736606272So someone fucked with the game and told the crowd who dont play the game the bare minimum to get them riled up at a game they were never going to play anyway? On my /v/????
>>736601353Its shit like this is why GF will let them continue to touch the series. They are somehow bigger fuck ups than GF and in turn make GF look good in comparison.
>>736607439Yeah dude they made focus sash trigger somehow
>>736601813Why was Dragos Sash used?
>>736609903Being forced to kill a fellow mon made him suicidal but the Focus Sash kept him holding on and so he grit his teeth and fired another round.
>>736601118>tomboy galladethis is how it should've been in the first place, if you're not gonna genderlock gardevoir then don't genderlock the other one
>>736607080>spend thousands.on...what?
>>736610281You have to rent pokémon every week or they go away.
>>736610051What a brave bird.
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