> Game starts> Femoid character immediatly shares she's a dyke within secondsWhy are modern games like this?Dykes aren't even a real sexuality.
>NOOOOOO! THEY CAN'T! has to be a nightmare fretting over this shit so much you have to make a thread on 4chan
>>736604182Who are you quoting? Did you take your pills today?
>play cosmic horror game >complain about being made to feel uncomfortable...
>demakeshitNo one to blame but yourself.
>>736604406It is superior than the original when it comes to gameplay and atmosphere thougheverbeit.
>>736603949I don't remember her being a lesbian in the original.
>>736605006Because she wasn't.
>>736604182>>736604318>>736604406What has happened to my video games board? Instant slide replies trying to derail the conversation.
>>736605006Because it wasn't necessary to her character, which was as the bitch archetype constantly leaving the seeds of doubt that your superior is sabotaging your chances of survival...while doing exactly that herself because she's actually the traitor. Her being a lesbian doesn't exactly add to that when the total number of characters in Dead Space are quite few for the kind of story it's telling, so many of them can be just their stereotype if done well, which Dr. Mercer and Kyne were. Hammond comes off as the level headed leader of the group trying to solve problems or uncover what's going on before just saying fuck it and leaving....and in the remake he becomes surprisingly retarded so that Isaac can get much of the role he had while he's constantly feeling bad that one of the literal who guards that came with died. Up to and including dying in a manner that is so fucking stupid only a modern day writer could've devised it.
lets see if this SHIT works in linux
>>736603949I haven't played the remake but from what I remember of the original that's a deliberate misread to interpret that as saying she has or had a girlfriend. She's referring to how Ian was talking to HIS "girlfriend."
>>736603949You are ESL, please kill yourself.
>>736605714she's a dyke she's a dyke she's a dyyyyyke!!!!!!!!!!
>>736605714Correction: listening, not talking.
>>736603949If you're mad about the dyke wait til you see the hag
>>736605714Would you, as a straight man, when talking to a woman who has a boyfriend, say "I'd rather listen to my boyfriend than to this n*gger"?No? You would change it to "your girlfriend" even if you didn't have one just to show how hypothetically you'd react in the situation? Thought so.
>>736605905Lmao
>>736603949i hate lesbians, they're all evil and want to hurt men, all their policies and decisions are based around that, disgusting evil people
>>736606027imagine thinking lesbians give a fuck about you at all
>>736603949>Why are modern games like this?To make a lightning rod for criticism so people don't focus on the actual problems with this piece of shit like Issac being a talkative faggot and every horror moment being completely raped with shit direction.
Eh, there's room to interpret she's not actually saying she has a GFLike I don't own a yacht and I could say to someone who does 'yeah man I'd rather be on my yacht than here too'
>>736605905Don't forget>Indian Clarence Kyne>Schlubby cold indifferent scientist Mercer>Moron Hammond>"My face is tired" Elizabeth Cross>Jacob "I die 15 minutes into this story" Temple>Black woman spaceship pilot who nearly crashes the shipAnd a bunch of other race swapped characters. Except the captain who dies. He gets to stay as a white guy because he's already dead before the game even begins so he doesn't matter.
>>736606169Dykes literally have their entire personality revolve around men lmao. They don't actually like women, they just hate men.Stop fetishizing them tranny.
>>736606169they do doebeit, men live rent free in their minds at all time, they spend 24/7 thinking about men and seething at them, and telling straight women to decenter men and how men aint shit. lesbos are genuinely the most vile and hateful creatures on the planet, very subversive too. the whole straight guys liking lesboshit was pushed by them too to normalize faggotry in media and normalize being a ugly dyke, same with pushing ugly women since so many dykes think of themselves as masculine bulldykes. daily reminder that a literal avg 15yo boy in US has more strength than a woman in her prime that goes to gym every day. women are weak and dykes will NEVER be anything but hateful goblins
My big gripe is how they felt obliged to turn Hammond from a decently handsome black into a fucking monkey man
>>736606321>from a decently handsome blackWha
>>736606204>>736606293i think you just really like the idea that anyone ever thinks about you they dont you could die and not a soul would care
>>736606360In that he's reasonably good looking. The remake gave him even bigger lips and a wide flat nose. Evidently he didn't look black enough to a bunch of Canadians.
>>736605714Disingenuous thread on /v/? Don't say so!
>>736606321he sort of looks like the guy i work with don
>>736606407You can cope all you want that dykes don't think 24/7 about men. But you try and ask a dyke why she's a dyke and she'll tell you men are trash instead of why she's supposedly attracted to women.
>>736605965Plenty of guys wouldn't bother to edit it just for the minor self-deprecating humor of suggesting they are gay
>playing Alan Wake 2>spicy latina FBI or whatever agent gets introduced>immediately starts talking about her "wife"
>>736606474He looks hot as fuck in the remake, he was a gross greenish goblin in the original.I dunno why you as a straight man think you know what makes a man handsome lmao.
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>>736606617Nigga LOOK at those fucking earsMONKEY
>>736605905This is fine. Isaac was always an old man. His girlfriend should be a hag.What did piss me off about the remake is apparently they retconned her into being a therapist that killed Isaac's parents. Don't know what the point of that was.
>>736606709They are manly. You coping claiming the original incel looking green goblin was "handsome" is insane.Do you look like him and that's why you're calling him handsome?Can't think of a single woman or gay man that wouldn't rate him a 1/10.
>>736605714>Ian
>>736606776what if anon is gay and thought he was hot, stop bullying him dude, or if he looks like him and was self inserting and wanted a confidence boost. the guy doesnt look that bad..
>>736606712To have everything tie into each other, rather than Nicole and Isaac just meeting by chance and not have it be connected to anything else in their history. Also her being actively against the Church and trying to get people away from it, while also being one of the lead medical officers on the ship is stupid retcon, because large swathes of the crew were picked BECAUSE they were in the church to make sure there would be little resistance to the secret mission to recover the Marker. She shouldn't even be on the crew roster with that kind of background.
>>736603949>gee, that nagging bitch wife, am i right fellas?>i am One of the Guys©
>>736604240I'm quoting faggot OP who is absolutely malding over a lesbi in a videogame Lol
>>736605141>Uhhh... there's shit in the toilet, wtf?! I usually eat off this thing!kek
honestly, OP's pic is the least of this dogshit problems...
>>736607496you cant just come and treat 4chan like your personal toilet and flush shit down it daily
>>736605965Sure, I might put it that way. Anything else?
>>736607517>Content warnings>For a horror gameHow do you miss the point so fucking hard? I hate Canadians so god damned much.
>>736607517>this soulless megacorp in the 26th century is acting like a soulless megacorp and trying to paper over its faults with paper thin veneers!>clearly this is woke garbage!
>>736603949I never encountered this problem in the OG
>>736607674Anon, there is nothing new about that at all.
>>736605731>>736607462Fags freaks are disgusting and it was added as a forced Dei shit so it's not canon>>736606169They try to behave like men and fail lmao
>>736607773>content warning already mid in the game>content warning before game startsthis is the reason why everyone hate jews.
>>736607773There is huge difference when the game will pixelate the graphic gore or just skip over some of psychological horror bits. You know, the big parts of the horror? It's retarded, it's like going to see Saw in theaters and the theater owner decides that all that violence is too much for movie goers to see, so he has the projectionist block out any of the gore as the movie is playing. People implicitly paid to see that to be scared or shocked.
>>736607815TRVTH NVKE
>>736605704it does. get the stutter fix mod from nexus though. follow the comments on it to get it going.
>>736607674The Persona games do this too. They make you accept a disclaimer that the M rated game you paid for contains depictions of suicide and self harm. I wonder if that’s only the western localization.
>>736607517Imagine being a dick chopping tranny IRL and having the gall to put "content warning: medical malpractice" into your fake universe videogame about space zombies.
>>736607894>It's retarded, it's like going to see Saw in theaters and the theater owner decides that all that violence is too much for movie goers to see, so he has the projectionist block out any of the gore as the movie is playing. People implicitly paid to see that to be scared or shocked.Funny you should say that because it was very common back in the day for the version of a film that played theatrically to be heavily censored and that was mostly because of the theater companies.
>>736607894There was a short trend about 15-20 years ago where studios would release PG-13 cuts of raunchy comedies like Step Brothers for family viewing. Even before that they would play censored cuts of R rated movies on airplanes. It’s probably all lost media now.
>>736607674>There's warning about coffee being hot on coffee mug>There's warnings that K-18 movie might not be suitable for children in moviesYour first day on planet Earth, eh?
>>736608250Blockbuster video used to get special versions of films that had excised any content the company didn't like.
dead space 1 fucking sucks anyway, remake or notthe only good dead space game is 2
