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Making Rosalina and Peach sisters was probably the most disney esque thing that Nintendo has done
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>>736624629

There is no Lore in that shit so they can do whatever the fuck they want. Still nobody cares, is a cartoon dont overthink it.

Watch it and move on with your life.
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>>736624629
It's literally Frozen right down to people running with it solely to make incest porn.
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Futa Sisters
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>>736624629
It's just a movie stop being a sensitive faggot
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>>736624629
What's the problem with Peach and Rosalina being sisters exactly?
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Only fags care about the movie lore and story.
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Did they really retcon her little brother(who she canonically was in love with)? That's terrible.
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>>736627635
ROSALINA IS SUPPOSE TO BE MY THOUSAND YEAR OLD MOMMY!
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>>736624629
>peach is the princess of mushroom kingdom
>except apparently, she’s just some literal who that showed up one day
>the toads raised her and decided to make her their supreme leader, I guess?
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>>736627635
Nothing. Its just nerds having an autistic meltdown because they changed it slightly.
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>>736625172
>some porn artists having an existential crisis because now their drawings could be considered incest in one specific continuity (they probably didn’t even draw them to look like the movie versions)
>Nevermind the fact that it’s already pretty weird to devote your life to drawing porn of children’s video game characters fucking each other with giant futa cocks
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I saw it yesterday and the moment they revealed this I thought "Oh shit, they're gonna have to tag all the Rosalina and Peach R34 with incest."
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>>736627635
>>736627941
Rosalina had a sad backstory about being alone. Completely removed now that she found her sister.
Peach and Mario had something "special" as the only humans in this strange world so different form earth. No it turns out she did another alien with magic powers.
Basically , you are both just stupid
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>>736628141
Nintendo porn is just one step up from sonic foot fags
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>>736628141
This shit hilarious especially the grandstanding crowd meltdown
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Rosalina: 8"
Peach: 3.5"
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Why not? Its like Frozen!
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>>736628305
Both need to be bigger for their sisterly frotting
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>>736628141
Which artists have had a meltdown? I've seen some make a single post or two but none of them even seem to be deleting anything.
>>736628260
Most of these in my experience are just zoomers who absolutely didn't live through the years when Kill la Kill or Frozen were big.
>>736627635
It's weirdly far removed from anything the games implied. Making the two related is fine since that was the original plan anyway, but sisters was the one thing everyone crossed off the list of possibilities because Rosalina canonically never had a sister. Nintendo greenlighting it is weird too considering how protective they tend to be with how people view their properties.
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>>736624629
I so thought Peach and Rosalina were gonna kiss. Twice.
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>>736628141
>their comments get instantly filled with puriteens armed with torches and pitchforks ready to lynch them if they don’t immediately disavow and delete all their art
It’s funny how one day you’re doing just find and the next you’re a gnat’s hair away from being cancelled with underages ready to ruin your life. I mean it sucks, but i’m not them so it’s funny
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>>736628461
Peach should have fucked Rosalina's urethra hole instead of jerking her off.
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>>736627635
>>736625050
the first galaxy game had lore thought, Peach was Rosalina's mother
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His silence is deafening
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>>736628564
>Peach was Rosalina's mother
Rosalina's mother looked like Rosalina now, not Peach. Did you even play the first galaxy game?
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>>736628184
>Peach and Mario
>Only humans
>Pauline
>New donk
>All the cities in the random gb games
>Luigi
>Was
>Golf and tennis humans
>Galaxy literally has Olimar's shit
Huh?
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>>736625172
And that is a good thing.
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>>736624629
Which is very fitting because Nintendo is the Disney of gaming.
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>>736628625
Can't wait for his next video
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>>736628461
>>736628625
I'm fully convinced liking futa is a side effect of being an incel gooner, since you get used to only watching your own dick cum while seeing girls on a screen that you fuse both images and get horny about it the next step in this degeneration is trooning out of course
In other words, what lack of pussy does to a man
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>>736628461
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>>736625050
>Still nobody cares, is a cartoon dont overthink it.

Media changes the way a generation operates. Way to out yourself as a normalfag.
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>>736629170
hope is doesn't take years like his maid dragon video
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>>736628508
>"these characters are siblings (spoilers for mario movie) so it makes this kinda weird"
>on an image where rosalina is shoving a dick bigger than herself up peach's ass
I will probably never understand how these "people" operate
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>>736628564
>the first galaxy game had lore thought
Which Miyamoto didn't like and didn't even want in the game. Iirc it was only there because another dev added it and Miyamoto made sure Galaxy 2 had as little story as possible.
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>>736628508
I like how it retroactively affects things and turns those same people into hypocrites.
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>>736629241
futafags are mentally ill homos, notice how do they spam literal gay porn in a non sexualized thread just to groom more people into the helicopter club
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>>736627635
One of the yoshi games had the casts orgin being star kids so we might get an empire strikes back situation where the protagonist and his love interest are related
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>>736624629
>the most disney esque thing that Nintendo has done
Donkey Kong Bananza exists.
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>>736629241
mental illness is mental illness
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>>736629635
It got put in because Miyamoto wasn't in charge of Mario Galaxy
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Out of all the "lore" differences, this is the one to complain about?
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>>736625050
>Watch it
I don't think I will
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>>736629543
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>>736630150
hand boss
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>>736630114
Yes? It's the only one that actually has any significance and weight
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>>736630040
He wasn't the director but he still has the final say. https://www.wired.com/2009/06/super-mario-galaxy-2/ This interview talks about how Koizumi tried to sneak actual story into multiple games against Miyamoto's will. He literally doesn't want Mario to have any story beyond saving Peach from Bowser.
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>>736630464
>He literally doesn't want Mario to have any story beyond saving Peach from Bowser.
And they didn't even give him that in the movies
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>hourly NDS thread
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>>736627635
The storybook in the game was better, and this is Peach stealing yet another characters shtick instead of letting her just be herself.
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so where is the camp rip? no i am not downloading a 10gb copy of it with 1xbet shit
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whatever, im all in for more rosalina porn thanks to the movie.
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>>736624629
It's slightly less retarded than the theories that she was some temporally displaced daughter of Luigi or something.
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>>736627635
Autistic fags on the same tier as Sonic fans mad that Miyamoto took a shit on a character nobody likes (Rosalina).
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>>736634162
>character nobody likes (Rosalina).
You're not retarded enough to believe that are you?
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just watched it, its just a bunch of member berries
https://1moviesz.to/watch/movie-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie-pe2ex
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>>736624629
Not Disney, just Miyamoto raping the galaxy story.
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>>736624629
I see no problem with it, personally.
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>>736630668
>pc games
>sony movies
>two multiplat games
So every thread is just going to be "what are some games?" with off-topic opening image forever now?
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>>736627635
Because Rosalina and Peach didn't know each other in the games and Rosalina already had her own story with the death of her mom and being alone with Lumas? I'm so happy that shitty peach game flopped. I fucking hate how Peach is ruining the entire Mario franchise just because she needs to be a girl boss.
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>they proved matpat right
wuddahell
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>>736630114
Peach is a wet fart of a nothing character but Rosalina actually had a backstory in the games and the movies completely ignore that just to give Peach the hero role so yes i fucking hate it.
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>>736627635
In game canon? Makes no sense, Baby Peach was born in the Mushroom world and is a chosen star child like Mario, Lugi, Yoshi, DK, Bowser and fucking Wario.
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>>736629057
Anon...the only humans in her kingdom...did you even watch the first movie...when Mario implied this?...and Luigi was still captured by Bowser? Memory is not your strongest trait uh
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>>736624629
What, they're sisters?!

Anyway. Big sister = Best sister!
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Am I the only one who thinks it's strange only Mario & Luigi get access to the mushroom kingdom after the end of the first movie? You'd think the government would want to go investigate.
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>>736637547
Hey dude, your shitpost bot broke
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>>736637203
you forgot the king
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>>736625172
>It's literally Frozen right down to people running with it solely to make incest porn.
WTF I love Nintendo now?!
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>>736637203
>"b-but muh game canon"
Who cares. The movies are doing their own thing. Do people really want every mario movie to be about mario saving peach from Bowser over and over like in the video games?
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>>736637934
>mario saving peach from Bowser
Oh no, we can't have that in the year of our lord 2026. It's a sign of weakness. Women are all strong and independent and can do anything.
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>>736637370
You actually watched tha that shit?
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>>736624629
reminder Peach and Mario totally smash in this universe
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man all those mario loremasters must be pulling their hair out over this one
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>>736638101
At least they had Peach kiss Mario on the cheek. I lost all fucking hope of romance with her hitting Mario on his shoulder like a dude and calling him "Dear Stache" so I was even surprised how they DARED to have a woman show affection to a man, they really put on their brave pantalones for that final scene.
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it's clear they just wanted to audience pander with frozen like situations.
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>>736638101
how many times has he saved peach? it's fine to mix it up since they're doing the different worlds and mario from brooklyn thing. they could tone it down with the girl boss shit though
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>>736630464
>Give the person trying to sneak story in multiple video games.
>Give him the Mario franchise instead of Zelda
Japanese's passive aggressiveness folded 1000 times.
Never heard of a work culture that promotes you to do nothing in the hopes that you quit from self guilt, shame and feeling dishonourable from not working to death
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>>736638889
Koizumi had already directed Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask, why they decided to put him on the Sunshine team instead of Wind Waker's is beyond me.
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>>736627635
I don't mind it but it leaves a scene with a lot to explain
>someone wants to hunt Rosalina and Peach
>Peach is possibly an alien
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>>736629876
I hate Nintendisney so fucking much.
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>>736624629
So when is peach getting star powers in her moveset?
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>>736639787
Kys faggot
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>>736625457
Based
>>736629835
Cringe
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>>736628510
Peach can't rape Rosalina circumcise dick
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>>736639406
Too bad, so sad.
Pig.
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>>736627635
I think it's more bizarre that they're 2001 Space Odyssey star children with terraforming magic
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>>736624629
>nintendo
Hollywood jews did that, not 'Nintendo'.
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>>736625050
fpbp
who the fuck cares about mario lore
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I had an autistic fixation on mario lore stuff growing up and this movie kind of helped put the final nail in the coffin on that. I didnt even hate the movie, but it was a lot of nothing and a change this big is almost cathartic in how loudly it messages they truly do not give a fuck about any story consistency. It’s been obvious for years but like I said, final nail in the coffin.

This isn’t meant to be a complaint, this is genuinely good for me as a person.

>>736638889
>>736639084
There’s literally an interview out there with Koizumi and Aonuma talking, might’ve been for the shitty majora remake, where Koizumi says he’d like to take another crack at directing Zelda and Aonuma says something like “No way, that’s mine!” in a halfjoking halfserious kind of way. It probably took him getting older and the low sales of skyward sword (wii version) for zelda to get a new director. By that time, Koizumi was already likely underway on Mario projects and had been running them for a few years.
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>>736628625
He should double down and lean into the sibling thing next video.
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>>736641379
The last time Nintendo gave a fuck with story in mainline Mario was with Galaxy 1. It's clear that with Galaxy 2 and every game since, the story is back to the same old "Peach is kidnapped" shit and everything is merely a backdrop for the platforming levels. It sucks as a Mario autist but the general audiences don't care and it's been this way for so long now that it's hard to care in the big 26.
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>>736627635
These characters have existed for decades. It's weird to just make them sisters after twenty fucking years.
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>>736625050
Galaxy 1 is literally the only Mario game WITH lore.
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>>736624629
it was the right move.
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>>736627635
Now I can't ship them because incest is gross :(
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>>736629336
This was true, but TikTok has vastly more influence on modern culture than Hollywood.
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>>736625050
>ESL
>pointless redundant post
What? No way!
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>>736642852
Correction, non canon lore.
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>>736640662
I like pigs, they're cute.
Don't know why you'd use them as an insult.
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>>736628564
Rosalina is hundreds of years old. Somebody isn't a real fan.
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>>736625050
fpbp. imagine thinking deeply about mario lore of all things
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>>736629876
>Reminder that the core of Mario's planet is a sentient all powerful banana
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>>736624629
isn't rosalina literally not human
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>>736642720
Feels like Koizumi wanted to try with Odyssey but ultimately got reigned in. The callbacks, Peach originally being planned to be playable (would’ve coincided with a marriage ending really well) the general locales and attempts to world build. Feels like that was as far as he could push it.

But overall, yeah. Even the RPGs got gutted when it comes to world building, not just Paper Mario but M&L too.

It does suck as an autist but I’m finally kind of leaving it, like I said the movie was the last big signal I needed. I’ll always have some investment in this series but I’ll probably just have a very mild interest in the major releases. Hopefully. Like I said, it probably is better for me as a person that way.

Kinda sad to leave it behind but that’s how it is sometimes.
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>>736624629
you can tell by DK's new look, Fox's new look and now Sister Princesses, that they're rebranding their characters to be more disney or unified
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>>736627635
I'm more of a fan of Rosalina being Peach's daughter from the future.

https://youtu.be/-JcK_Bfe3sw?si=2GTocHzkoVnEeMx5&t=151

https://youtu.be/xzWFuEH9HsA?si=Vs1sURfTFAYjKrLA&t=53
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>>736644310
>Kinda sad to leave it behind but that’s how it is sometimes.
Feel the same here. The Switch 2 hasn't interested me at all, Mario Wonder was kinda interesting but you can tell that Odyssey was the last Mario game to have some hints of trying to do something greater. You kind of have to accept the fact that the Mario games that truly tried (Sunshine and Galaxy 1) are so far in the past and current Nintendo simply doesn't care about that anymore. There's no great Mario World, it's all just setdressing for whatever the team wants to do in the next game.
It's pretty liberating though, finally realizing that since Nintendo doesn't care, why should you?
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>>736644282
No she's human
She just has a race of reality warping star thingies that gives her God powers
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>>736645156
Shigeru Miyamoto just wants to be Japanese Walt Disney.
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This is just an advertisement that you're paying to see
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>>736624629
hot
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>>736624629
He did nothing wrong.
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>>736645307
Koizumi my GOAT
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>>736645307
this guy is such a hero
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>>736645307
I wish I was his wife...
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>736645421
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Miyamoto knew about the story book, by the way. The game doesn't exactly try and hide its existence.
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>>736645307
My hero...
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>>736645307
He also made Donkey Kong Jungle Beat.
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>>736645842
>[...], but when I looked at the book I had this really great feeling that I'd love for more people to have this. I would love to see it published as a children's book.
At least he got his wish at the end of the day.
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>>736645842
>Even though the goal is to clear the game, I want something to stay in the player's heart rather than have the experience disappear as soon as they finish
The world doesn't deserve this man.
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>>736628184
>Peach got turned into Superman and Goku
(raughs)
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The duality of man
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did anyone else think of this when watching the movie? or am I just too far gone?
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>>736646487
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>>736628461
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>>736625457
Futa sisters that dock.
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>>736646515
that work?
https://postimg.cc/DWmKTNqf
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>The current tagging war on sites about retroactively adding the incest tag to Peach and Rosa stuff is hilarious.
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>>736646428
>>736628510
Her morning star wands?
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>>736639084
>Koizumi had already directed Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask, why they decided to put him on the Sunshine team instead of Wind Waker's is beyond me.
Because the Mario team was interested in Koizumi's existing ideas for a new Mario game, and Wind Waker already had Aonuma as the director.
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>>736647159
Okay anon but this is the movie story, not the game story
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>>736646658
Which video is that? Haven't seen that one.
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>>736645323
Now Capcom did well
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>>736637675
>>736629090
More futa incest pls
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>>736624629
NuDisney would have made them lesbian lovers and Mario would have clapped while they kissed
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>>736643312
Ciel (Megaman Zero), originally teen (12) and jump up over 200 year olds...
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>>736638441
They were flirting in the first one and a female calling a male by a nickname is a sign of affection or even that she likes him a little bit, I'm a kissless, dateless virgin and even I know this
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>>736624629
>People taking this as canon
>In the movie where fucking fox mccloud is in it

For all we know, this is a illumination universe or whatever the fuck. Let's not forget that they also made Cranky DK's father instead of his grandfather.
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>>736624629
Peach looks like a dog in these movies.
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>>736627635
It retroactively makes this even more funnier
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>>736624629
they aren´t sisters and will burn nintendo into the ground if they bring that shit to the games
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>>736624629
Holy shit! The characters looks like THAT in the movies? What a disgusting trash. People pay to see THAT?
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>>736628625
>obsession with tranny dick
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>>736628508
what the fuck is up with younger millennials and zoomers being so leftist and puritanical at the same time
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>>736628184
>Rosalina had a sad backstory about being alone.

She wasn't alone retard. Her mother died. Her brother and Father were alive. I hate secondaries.
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>>736628490
>who absolutely didn't live through the years when Kill la Kill or Frozen were big
Insane to think about. Today, irrelevant bullshit like Alex in SF6 fucking his cousin makes Xitter cry so hard Capcom apologized.
Back when the world made sense, people just made jokes or didn't care and kept shipping even harder.
Forget Ryuko X Satsuki; if Frozen came out today, you'd have crazies screaming and making endless videos about "the problematic Elsa X Anna situation" and how they can't believe what people online are doing to their poor, precious Disney characters.
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>>736651443
>Today, irrelevant bullshit like Alex in SF6 fucking his cousin makes Xitter cry so hard Capcom apologized
>Capcom apologized
say sike right now
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>>736651798
Anon... they backed down on the angle to make it less incestuous...
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>>736645842
>Miyamoto knew about the story book, by the way. The game doesn't exactly try and hide its existence.

Yeah I don't really get how people thought it was placed into the actual game in secret when there's a whole building into the hub dedicated to it, illustrations, and a unique Koji Kondo music track for it.
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>>736651351
I think people inherently realize how shit the movie designs look which is why nobody ever even tries to emulate it.
>>736651443
Every single time I see someone complaining it's either someone who's underaged or barely legal moralfagging because that's all they can do with their lives. We really need to limit access the Internet. I don't think 18 is enough, the minimum has to be at least mid 20s if not higher. Probably wouldn't fix issues for games like SF specifically though, your average modern fighting fan is just a huge faggot regardless of age.
On the bright side, the crazies are so annoying that artists actively push back against them.
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>>736652048
Not to mention unique rosalina voice clips they'd have to get her voice actor to record.
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>>736651436
The brother and father she never sees again? Reading and comprehension is too much to ask isn't it?
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>>736629543
Hands that they use for fingering each other

>>736630150
Ms. Hands****
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>>736637567
That might come up as a future plot device, the beginning of the Galaxy movie showed Yoshi just wandering around doing tourist shit on Earth until he resisted arrest and ran away.
The cops all saw which sewer entrance he escaped into.
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>>736645307
This man is in the background saving gaming while Miyamoto is always taking big fat shits on it.
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>>736627635
Rosalina is millon years old. Peach? Not
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>>736652310
>The brother and father she never sees again? Reading and comprehension is too much to ask isn't it?

You're making up plot points anon. She's only sad because her Mother died and the hole that left in her life.

She's upset because of the loss of her Mother, not because she's lonely. Hell there's literally no point in the story where she doesn't have company of at least 1 Luma. The plot resolution is that she becomes the Mother to Lumas, the fact she never sees her brother or father isn't even relevant to the story and she had a spaceship and could have returned any time if she wanted to. She just choose not to until 100 years.

So yeah that's remedial reading 101, I hope you've learnt how to interpret a text a bit better, but I doubt you have.
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>>736624629
video games?
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>>736652872
>"If only my father, brother, and mother were here," the girl said wistfully
>"I want to go home! I want to go home right now!" The girl burst into tears, and the Lumas didn't know what to
You are actually fucking retarded. I don't know what brain damage you got to think she could ever go back to her family. SHE CAN'T, THEY ARE ALL GONE. SERIOUSLY GET A FUCKING BRAIN STUPID NINTENDOSHILL FAGGOT NIGGER MONKEY
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>little girl abandons her family to hang our with a bunch bumbling retarded star babies because she misses her mom (who died)
>omg this is deep
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>>736653869
> THEY ARE ALL GONE

No they aren't dumbfuck, only her mother is where the hell do you think Peach came from in the game canon? Rosalina has a fucking spaceship dumbfuck she just choose not to return home for 100 years because the Lumas became her new family not because she didn't have one on her home planet.
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>>736654103
Ok you are just assblasted nobody likes this stupid movie and rewriting the story book in your head to fit your narrative. Enjoy my last (You) faggot
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Rosalina and Peach always were sisters. Did anyone on this board even play Mario Galaxy and read the story books?
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>>736624629
Mario tapping a star goddess is always an interesting result.
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>>736654172
Anon you're the first one I've ever seen in 19 years act that Rosalina's entire family were dead throughout storybook. Not even Matt Patt's batshit theory assumes that.
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>>736654172
The storybook explicitly makes it clear to you only her mother is dead, how are you this fucking retarded.
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>>736624629
It was always in the design documents.
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>>736654419
I think Rosalina could say "I want to go home" 1000 times and you still wouldn't get it.
Did you actually read the stupid book or are you larping as an oldfag?
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>>736654520
Quiet retard.
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>>736641379
>Aonuma says something like “No way, that’s mine!” in a halfjoking halfserious kind of way. It probably took him getting older and the low sales of skyward sword (wii version) for zelda to get a new director.
The other way around. Skyward Sword already was directed by Fujibayashi, who's been in charge of the series since. His history with the series before that was working at Capcom during Oracles and Minish Cap.
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>>736654520
>Homesick Child: I want to go home!
>Anon: Woah! That kid's whole family must be dead!
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>>736654637
Now post the picture with her silhouette in the same snowy tree. You will notice a VERY SUBTLE DETAIL that is missing from your pic
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>>736654734
>She misses her family and built a house in the fucking space because she just wanted to
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>>736637934
>Do people really want every mario movie to be about mario saving peach from Bowser over and over like in the video games?

Unironically putting tons of Mario babies on blast here
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>>736654764
Do it yourself faggot, I'm not proving your niggerbabble schizo for you.
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>>736638441
A kiss on the cheek doesn’t necessarily mean both are in an actual relationship. No matter how much people cope over it.
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>>736625050
no i'm not gonna fucking watch it, don't pretend to be mature when you are literally a grown ass balding man watching mario cartoons for fucking infants you fucking manchild imbecile.
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>>736654865
Truth hurts doesn't it. Now tell me you don't get what this pic implies for the cherry on top
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>>736654901
Oh no it's.... it's.... nothing!
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>>736654912
Yeah that's what I thought. Keep up the cope Nintendo apologist, you little bitch
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>>736640241
>Rosalina 2.0

It was all foreshadowing in this galaxy movie
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>>736654947
See you don't even want to explain what is supposed to be the "detail" because it's nothing lol. You have nothing and are just coping.
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>>736654795
>She misses her family and built a house in the fucking space because she just wanted to

The only reason Rosalina went into space was to help the Luma find its mother. They couldn't find the Luma's mother so Rosalina became the Lumas adoptive mother. It's like you don't even get the point of the story.
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>>736637934
I wonder what they'll do for the next movie, if it's even still mario themed and not a smash one. There are other interesting bosses from side games they could use like Fawful but I doubt they'd use them as the main antagonist, out of fear that normies won't go see the movie because they're not familiar with the character. I guess there's Wario and Waluigi but they don't give main villains energy. Maybe the Koopalings?
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>>736654991
You are just not smart enough for this conversation. Go home, think about why reading a book for children is too hard for you. Get help
>>736655010
You don't even get what BUILDING A HOME means. She isn't building a SECOND home, she is building A home since she has NONE.
They really should have written the book in CAPITAL LETTERS so you MORONS could get this VER HARD and SUBTLE STORYTELLING
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>>736655127
>y-you're not smart enough!
Yep, literally nothing kek
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>>736651435
Puritanism has always been left wing, you're making the mistake of thinking Christianity is right wing
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>>736655157
>Can't get the meaning behind two silhouettes together, and then only one
You are truly brain damage. I am truly sorry
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>>736655248
Yep, nothing. Got it.
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>>736642876
Why are people on copium that these sprites mean we are getting another Mario Maker?
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>>736642891
Yet somehow giving them Male Genital isn’t more gross

The nerve of Rosalamers and Peatards
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>>736655127
>You don't even get what BUILDING A HOME means. She isn't building a SECOND home, she is building A home since she has NONE.
>They really should have written the book in CAPITAL LETTERS so you MORONS could get this VER HARD and SUBTLE STORYTELLING

Sorry anon that you're unable to parse a story everyone else got 19 years ago. She has a home on her home planet, she goes home every 100 years and takes a nap in a nook in her home there.

The home she builds in space is for the Lumas. Rosalina is the Mother of the Lumas household, she's the daughter of the one in her home planet.

I know some people are slow readers but I hope one day you can eventually make your way to the end of the story instead of creating fanfiction.
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>>736646487
>>736646678
I wouldn't think to include Jr., but I thought that scene was hot too. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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>>736644310
Odyssey was actually going to have some form of an official Bowsette.
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>>736655380
>she once called home.
Literally on your pic
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>Story puts a lot of focus on Rosalina and her mother, because she's dead
>Brother and father are only mentioned in passing
>Her entire family is dead!
Was it autism?
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>>736655526
It's implied, otherwise she wouldn't cry about being lonely
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>>736655549
... in my headcanon!
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>>736655526
Rosalina is basically immortal so yes her family is dead
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>>736655578
>She just misses her family but they are not dead
>We just never see her brother under the tree again but they are not dead
>She just never mentions her family again but they aren't dead
I don't know, I think putting 2 and 2 together isn't hard
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>>736655637
>Her brother has to be under the tree whenever its shown in the story or he's dead.

You must be the most literal-minded autist on this website.
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>>736655637
>They go out of their way to confirm her mother died, the person she's been "looking for" this whole time, but don't worry you have to use these clues to come to the conclusion her father and brother are dead too!
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>>736655741
That's the opposite of literal you mongoloid. Thats reading into the meaning of what they're saying. You think your dad is going to come back with that milk anytime soon?
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>>736655741
>She just enjoys looking at the tomb of her mother alone
>>736655782
That's what "implies" means
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You're all wrong my headcanon about this children's storybook is very deep, you see this page where she's under the tree with her father? Notice how her mother and brother are missing, that means they're dead at this point in time! I am objectively right and you're all wrong and also Rosalina is trans.
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>>736655983
Woah you're right, and look here its just Rosalina and her Brother. Her Mother and Father must be dead in this scene.
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Post Bowser and Mario kissing
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>>736627635
Nothing, it's perfectly fine.
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>/v/ literally cannot understand a children’s book

I think I’m done with this website.
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>>736656250
>>/v/ literally cannot understand a children’s book
do you?
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>Brother and Father canonically died before her mother
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>>736656307
>No one under tree
Oh noo.. Rosalina died too!
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>there are people who think Rosalina goes to her old home every 100 years just to say hi to her father
>Hi father, sorry for running out of home or something, I became the mother of the Lumas just because. Anyways see you in 100 years. *She laughed, because the universe was going to reset before that"
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They have Miyamoto there with them during the story process. Even the idea of Mario and Luigi coming from the real world is “canonical” when Sugimoto made the game.
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>Rosalina can see the universe resetting in big bangs countless times
>Her comet visits the mushroom kingdom every 100 years
>But her mortal family is still alive!
Fucking retards
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>>736656440
>>736656575
I don't think you two actually understand the discussion being had. Perhaps you are illiterate?
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>>736656601
Perhaps you can't get over the fact her family died. It's ok, she couldn't at the beginning too. Learn from her, learn how to cope
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>>736656575
There's an anon suggesting Rosalina's entire family is dead before Rosalina even left her planet.
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>>736656645
Don't worry, here's my coping mechanism.
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>>736656650
Because that's what happened? Otherwise she wouldn't leave her planet
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>>736656710
A picture of her family before they died?
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>>736656772
tsk tsk, read between the lines.
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>>736656726
>Otherwise she wouldn't leave her planet

She literally only leaves because she thought it was a good idea to travel into space to help the Luma look for its Mother. She actually waits for years at home before she even decides to leave lmao.
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>>736656839
So sweet of her father to build a spaceship for her and all. He probably even encouraged her to travel, since when she comes back everyone is still there, waiting for her. Nobody was looking for Rosalina because her family was never worried for a second...since they were buried 2 meters underground
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>>736624629
Did I miss something? Wart demands to talk to Bowser Jr, then in a later scene we see Wart on a video call on Jr's ship, but then nothing happens? Wart doesn't say anything to Jr and we never find out what he wanted, did we?
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>>736656839
>Rosalina's father: Nooooo, Rosalina, don't go! There's no trees out there for you to stand under! You'll certainly die!
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>>736651032
I can't prove it but this is definitely AI
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>>736651351
Its american "animation", what did you expect ?
Unfortunately, they are not french or japanese
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>>736637934
Literally yes. Yes I do. Thanks for asking
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>>736624629
>member Mario Galaxy?
>Oh I member!
>member Yoshi's island, Super Mario, Sunshine, Game and Watch?
>member Rosalina's storybook?
>*RAUGHS* I don't member!
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>>736657096
>Did I miss something? Wart demands to talk to Bowser Jr, then in a later scene we see Wart on a video call on Jr's ship, but then nothing happens? Wart doesn't say anything to Jr and we never find out what he wanted, did we?

I think the idea is that Wart let Bowser Jr know that Peach was at the Gateway Galaxy. Given Bowser Jr. attacks them very soon after they leave with Fox which wouldn't make sense unless Wart got in contact with him.
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>>736657887
Shouldn't they call these movies Super Miyamoto dementia universe? They are only movies about the IPs he created anyway like mario, starfox and pikmin.
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Maybe he made these movies so he can watch them over and over again and doesn't forget. Sorry Miyamoto I wasn't aware of your condition
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>>736624629
The movies are not canon
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>>736624629
There was no reason to AI upscale that pic, that looks like shit
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So how does this fit into the movie?
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>>736627635
It's always stupid when established characters are suddenly shown to be related long after their introduction. Cinematic universe bullshit makes everyone related.
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>>736627635
because it's some bullshit they came up with specifically for the movie for a forced emotional scene and wasn't mentioned in the games for the past 20 years
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>>736659896
>A plotpoint in the movie... was designed for the movie...

Wow I can't believe it
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Futa cock
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The artist says he won't watch the movie but the fact he felt he needed to preface his image with that fact means he already knows so he can't claim plausible deniability.
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They were so afraid of faithfully adapting Peach that they've given her all these abilities that tread on the rolls that other characters are supposed to fill. At first it was just Mario's bravery and fighting skills, but now she has Rosalina's magic. It's retarded.
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>>736661120
And this needed to be known why exactly?
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>>736652048
it was foisted on him late into production. it's a very different scenario from telling someone off during initial planning stages
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>>736661297
Context for the image.
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>>736627635
They have been brainwashed by years of lesbian futa porn.
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>>736660408
cease
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>>736661498
No one was asking for your shitty yuri art
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>>736661491
>it was foisted on him late into production. it's a very different scenario from telling someone off during initial planning stages

Miyamoto stopped them having Mario say stuff like "Where'd my Mommy go?" in Galaxy so Miyamoto wasn't just letting anything through.
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>>736661671
Pfft, I can't draw.
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I am once again here to say that this movie is as bad as rise of skywalker/thor 4 and everyone defending it only hated those other movies as much as they did because they took their opinion from youtubers
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Please tell me autists don’t think the movies are canon
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>>736624629
So who the parent sending all their blond baby in another universe ? the iceberg for this movie must be insane
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>>736624629
Only Snoys are seething at this.
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>>736661808
Not only do they think it's canon, they think it overwrites everything else
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>>736661845
Stardust
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>>736654901
It her brother?
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>>736661018
The only thing I care about. The movie was dumpster fire.
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>>736625050
"Don't think about it, just watch it and move on" is probably the most retarded nothing criticism anyone could ever muster
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>>736662058
>The movie was dumpster fire.
Oh fuck off, snoy.
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>>736662114
>>736661895
Damage control lol
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>>736627635
So what retarded bullshit are they going to shoehorn on to daisy?
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>>736655437
>wuPeach and Peacher
Both look no good compared popular Bowsette
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>>736654242
the Mario x Peach stuff was cute
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IMAGINE THE futa porn which we already have, but now we need more. RING-RING RING-RING HELLO? PAGING Hard Degenerate we need you to kick it into overdrive.
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>>736662294
In racing games, Nintendo of America/Europe made Daisy into Peach cousin.
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>>736624629
It would have been better if Rosalina was, like, just a hooker who turned out to be the divine mortal incarnation of the galaxy.
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>>736662434
Amen, brothers.
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>>736662490
The only hooker is Bowsette.
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WHERE IS THE BOWSER JR ON ROSALINA PORN DID ANYONE WATCH THE MOVIE
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>>736651351
If you think that’s bad, just look at Daisy
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>>736663027
Fanedit where she is ganguro or gothic
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>>736624629
>Making Rosalina and Peach sisters was probably the most disney esque thing that Nintendo has done
It's quite possibly the least Disney-esque thing they've done.
The most Disney-esque thing they've done is have peach be locked away in a castle.
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WHERE IS THE ROSALINA (futa) on BOWSETTE JR PORN DID ANYONE WATCH THE MOVIE
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>>736661491
No it wasn't nigga, when Koizumi says he presented it to him, he means after he finished the groundwork of the story, not that he literally put it into the game all by himself.
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>>736662419
This scene pissed me off
>okay, Mario's staying behind to fight Bowser and Jr. Finally, Mario's going to get an action scene
>oh. They just cut away to another scene.
>*movie ends without Mario having a single action scene in his own movie*
Why do they hate Mario so much?
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>>736663643
Mario's literally in every action scene and fight except Bowser Jr vs Rosalina or Peach & Toads against the SMB2
enemies.
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>>736663643
>*movie ends without Mario having a single action scene in his own movie
did you watch the movie with you eyes closed?
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>>736663745
>>736663872
Any time Mario's involved at all, he's fumbling and running away until Yoshi, Luigi, or Peach does something to save him.

They literally didn't have Mario do anything in his own movie.
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>>736664321
Lying isn't a good look anon.
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>>736637203
What stops Rosalina from also being a Star Child? The first Star Child even considering she became the mother of the Lumas who are literal star kids.
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>>736643392
It takes on the form of the observer's most cherished thing.
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>>736665114
Which scenes did Mario actually fight or do anything? Well? I'm waitinf.
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>>736665309
He does fight at the end. You could argue that there weren't enough action scenes, but that would change the (albeit almost non-existent) attitude of the entire movie.
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>>736665309
He fights Bowser Jr. once the castle is evacuated.
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>>736665309
motorcycling in the beginning, finding yoshi, first fight with bowser jr, platforming scene at the end with peach, dude kills bowser, fight with bowser and bowser jr at the end. you did not watch the movie
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>>736665309
>Defeats the Hammer Bros
>Fought off Bowser Jr when he attacks the castle
>Platforms his way through Bowser Jr's Mario Maker Level, saves Peach using the Umbrella
>Fights Bowser on the bridge and cuts down the bridge, dunking him into the lava
>Fights Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr by himself until Luigi and Yoshi show up to help.
>Saves Bowser Jr from the Odyssey Dragon
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>>736624629
>All the peach x rosalina porn is now incest
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>>736624629
Which has the horsecock
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>>736662434
Ring? Medial ring?
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>>736661764
Nah, it was an improvement from the first one. So it has that going for it, at the very least.
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>>736661764
lmao no mario movie hate is whats gotten from youtubers
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>>736624629
>the most disney esque thing that Nintendo has done
As opposed to the ugly as fuck CalArts models?
The overall writing and dialogue?
The celeb voice acting?
I swear to god, these movies are a good example of how people are terrible at noticing trends.
You see your favorite characters become gentrified and more homogenized, yet you barely notice it.
And to think people used to make fun off Joss Whedon and the Dreamworks face.
Guess everyone is just so used to watching garbage, it's no wonder AI slop surprises normies, althought I thought nerds would know better.
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>>736666461
>more homogenized,
this looks nothing like the perfect mario
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>>736624629
They look way too similar to not be related

The question is: why werent they sisters? was Galaxy that cheap to make a girl THAT similar to peach and not have them be related?
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>>736666705
>this looks nothing like the perfect mario
Of course not.
Instead the characters are designed and animated to be more like any other 3D animated movie because a lot of these movies, specially for kids, have the same fundamentals and "personality".
That's why the term "CalArts" applied to a lot of animators and artists: They were aping Disney like it was the only source of reference they've had.
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>>736624629
I have no problem with them being sister
I have a problem with them being the same character now
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>>736654103
Her brother and father would be dead after 100 years.
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>>736637203
>Using Yoshi Island DS as canon
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>>736667080
>Her brother and father would be dead after 100 years.

I didn't say they wouldn't be, doesn't mean she couldn't have went back to then while she was still a little girl. The anon I was arguing with is claiming her whole family was dead before she even left on her journey with the Luma.
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>>736624629
Do you think they will make Spyro and Cynder siblings, and Cynder lesbian in Spyro 4 now that Microsoft owns the franchise?
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>>736667723
>hot emo dragons sister
Anon, I....
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Did you guys all forget about Nintendo's "animated actors" stance about Mario canonicity? Meaning there is no canon beyond character appearances.
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>>736665958
I think Cynthia have dragon cock?
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>>736665667
>snoys making shit to get angry at because they're shit
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>>736624629
Isnt Rosalina a cosmic entity? Wtf
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>>736667947
>>736665667
>One wants to make movie games
>The other wants to turn their iconic characters into generic kid movie characters
Both have their own ways of wanting to be more like the soulless film industry.
That one Miyamoto industry about how he felt about games as a medium almost sounded like something Druckmann could've said.
What to expect from the old man that hates emulators, fangames and wants to patent every game mechanic possible.
Truly living up to that "The Disney of videogames" moniker.
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>>736668013
Why isn't Peach a Toads race? Is she some isekai' princess from the balkan?
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>>736651435
Everything these days is both incredibly sexualized, but only specific "good sexualization" and not "bad sexualization" like boobs and sexy women(you know, normal shit).
So there's almost an entire generation of people growing up to be hypersexual prudes.
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>>736636542
>I'm so happy that shitty peach game flopped.
Hopefully a lesson not to cater to women, they barely buy traditional games, and very few guys are going to play a game where you play as a girly princess aside from autistic gooners.
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>>736630040
Miyamoto hasn't been charge of anything since Mario 64. Nigger made the first fucking 3D game at Nintendo then never directed a game again. What a waste of his younger years.
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>>736665460
He grabs the flight power up and just flies into the dragon. There was no action. Nothing happened.
>>736665540
>>736665596
No he doesn't. Bowser Junior attacks him as he bumbles around, does nothing to fight back, and then is rescued.
>>736665584
Motorcycle was not action, what a desperate reach. Finding Yoshi was him moving rocks to the side. He never fought Bowser at any point. He was present when Bowser falls into lava. He never fought him at any point. When bowser Jr. And Bowser attack, same as the first Jr. "Fight" he does nothing but bumble around trying not to get hit until Luigi and Yoshi save him. He never fights the dragon. He just grabs the power up and the dragon explodes with zero fighting whatsoever. Mario literally does nothing the entire movie.

They had to make sure Peach and Rosalina get their girl boss moments, but can't let Mario fight anyone even once in the Mario movie.
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>>736663027
It's the nose, isn't it?
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>>736645307
Nintendo's greatest asset that no one dislikes.
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>>736624629
>Super Mario Galaxy movie
>Peach is the actual main character
Guess the first movie was successful enough that nintendo gave them enough wriggle room to get away with it this time huh?
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>>736668013
She still is. Movies makes no fucking sense. Rosalina is literally immortal and all her family is dead. Peach being her sister is Miyamoto's dimentia talking.
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>>736630150
Peach should grab Rosa's spaceball
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>>736671085
>Miyamoto's
I highly doubt Miyamoto is behind any of the story. Illumination 100% required the movie be woke-ified inas a condition for making it.
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>>736645307
Can he make Rosalina into futanari goddess?
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>>736627635
I needed to retag all of my Rosalina x Peach pornography as lesbian incest instead of just lesbian.
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>>736673715
Dear lord...
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>>736671523
Nice.
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>>736624629
yurikeks keep losing lol
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>>736625050
holy based, made snoyjeet manchild subhumans seethe
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>>736669576
Stop nitpicking. Right fucking now. I am not having this discussion with you.
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>>736676363
Why yuri shippers like this?
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>>736639285
Isn’t Mario technically an alien? They are on a planet with live fucking mushrooms.

I just found out about them being sisters though and that’s kinda dumb.
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>>736679107
Nintendo wanted copy Frozen (rip off of Saint Seiya's two sisters arc)
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>>736629395
source/link that is not paid?
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>>736680738
https://rule34video.com/video/4223282/dragon-maid-tohru-and-ilulu-hard-degenerate/
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>>736649660
>bringing up unrelated media
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>>736629241
It's much simpler and sadder. Hasbro conducted an experiment where boys want to become what's represented meanwhile girls want the representation to replicate what they do.
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>>736663027
@grok increase her breast size 4 cups
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>>736624629
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>>736645307
artist vs engineer conundrum
he probably thinks games can be art
meanwhile miyamoto knows games are more than art and reducing them as such is a disservice
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>>736663027
@grok, make her dress up as Neru Akita
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>>736680989
huh
anon was bazed today
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>>736676363
Is this nigga for real
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This whole movie I was thinking "Damn, if only Toadsworth was here". Toadsworth erasure is an outrage.
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>>736646487
Go back to the basement
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>>736683270
Fanart cancer don't count.
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>>736668261
Peach had biological parents in the Mario manga, which is why I am extremely disappointed that Illumination decided to claim Peach was born from star dust instead of real blood and flesh parents.
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Hollywood jews really hate Chris Pratt. Ive never seen Mario so humiliated in his own movie
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>>736624629
Matpat screaming: "THEY'RE MOTHER AND DAUGHTER"
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>>736627935
The only fucking time we see other humans in the Mario Universe are her dad and her husband in the Mario Anime OVA, the kings in 3, and Daisy.
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>>736684934
>Chris Pratt
>pay me more
Can't believe Helena Taylor ruined her career over that drama.
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>>736684934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbTaExwZjYQ
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>snoyboi is crying mario has no action scenes
>he fucking fights drybowser and wonderseed junior by himself
>he kills bowser and turns him into drybowser
>he beats the hammer bros
>he flies into the e.gadd paint dragon
>he has a huge fight with bowser jr. in Peach's castle, while Luigi bumbles and actually hurts himself
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>>736666970
>I have a problem with them being the same character now
rosalina didn't have enough screentime to form a personality and everytime she was on screen she was jobbing, unlike peach who is perfect at everything.
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>>736670721
>its all illuminations fault miyamoto didn't do nuffin
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>>736685178
Sometimes I forget that the Wii U came out in 2012.
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>>736627635
To make /u/fags butthurt
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>>736686302
Wii U never died.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJYNRX8S3FU
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>>736624629
And you people got mad at me for pointing out the Nintendo has always used Disney as the model for how to run their business. Guess who was right again.
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>>736625050
>watch it
Nice try, sanjeet.

>>736676446
You lost and got raped by a hedgehog.
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>>736686607
Big new.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW8fmTZ7gyk
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>>736686798
has it really though? disney's often in the red from the movie production and licensing costs while being buoyed up by theme park profits. nintendo's basically never in the red from producing video games.
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>>736683530
what basement?
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This was my favorite part of the movie
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>>736624629
And it has no relation or affect on the games, quit throwing these faggot tantrums over it.
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>>736637934
It's hilarious, Sonic fags are fine with the movies being separate from the games, but Mario fags want the movies to be 1:1 copies of specific games, right down to Mario collecting every single Power Star/Shine Sprite in the exact same way he does in the games. Just watch a Let's Play if that's what you want.
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>>736638101
yeah people are seething about rosalina not being in the movie enough and needing to be saved
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>>736688291
Just you wait.
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>>736656426
And then there's Rosa! She's dead.
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Rosalina and her story are nothing but a ripoff of this.
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>>736684934
He's been humiliated far worse in Smash Bros.
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>>736690221
The similarities begin and end at a nice kid traveling across space. Might as well bitch that Mario as a whole is a Popeye knockoff.
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Sister or not: Rosalina's hunger for princesses can't be sated.
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>>736691894
I hate that deviantart allows AIslop on there
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>>736692086
Why are you using Deviant art unironically? I go there to retrieve garbage like that.
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>>736692216
Deviantart used to have some occasional diamonds in the rough, as bad as most people on there are. And its layout is much more intuitive to art galleries than something like Twitter.
What sucks about AIslop is how spammable it is, it makes the signal-to-noise ratio for finding good art a thousand times worse.
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>>736692421
i wish there was a good art site deviant art has always sucked desu
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>>736692580
I wish that twitter didn't become the place to go after the 2018 tumblr purge.
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>>736624629
I just knew they were going to shit the bed with the sequel. Greedy fucking boomers
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>>736624629
Wasn't she originally supposed to be her sister?
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>>736679107
Mario is from Earth but I guess that would make him an alien to the Toads
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>>736691894
>futa pregnancy
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>>736624629
Bugman cinema
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>>736695817
>There are people who will say avatar is feelies while then proceeding to defend the Mario movies
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>>736691894
>thought it was a sexy big belly pinning pic
>it's vore
>and AIshit
Shame.
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>>736691894
>The vore is Implied digestion
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>>736624629
Futa docking vid where?
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>>736696596
that's gay anon
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>>736697438
Eat shit and die, redditoid
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>>736624629
>all that rosalina x peach is now incest
bueno
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>>736627635
I have fapped to incest before.

So it doesn't affect me.
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Wild how we're 400 posts in and there are still faggots entering and posting the same
>that makes it hotter
shit
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Man, I enjoyed blue Peacher's galaxies futa cock
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>>736624629
can't wait for the next stunning twist in the nintendo universe movies.
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>>736624629
I saw the movie, and holy hot garbage. There was literally NO plot.
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>>736662112
Whaaat? You expected a story in the entire medium that is about storytelling? Are you crazy?
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>>736625050
fpbp
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>Mario stomps on Bowser and accidentally makes him big like an idiot
>AWWW MARIO THANKS FOR SAVING ME MMMPPPHHH YOU WON'T REGRET THIS
>Come on dad, forget about your friends
>But they're my friends :(
>But you can have power xD
>Lol okay xD
Even for Illumination this was bad
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behead porn addicts
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>>736662112
The most common arguments to defend bad movies are:
1. The critics don't matter (this mainly happens if it gets poor reviews).
2. The audience doesn't matter, they're too stupid to get it (happens if critics praise it to high heaven but its some artsy or lowbrow garbage).
3. Its just meant for kids, which isn't an argument because animated media can be for all ages.
4. Just turn your brain off is another one.
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>>736624629
It's supreme autism but I want some kind of Mario setting book or a setting fleshed out for a TTRPG
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>>736700708
It really was a "who gives a fuck" kinda movie as far as plot goes. A few fun gags here and there but it was pretty dull. Showing that Bowser was feeling bad about fighting Mario and friends but then immediately backing out of it felt pointless. You really are supposed to just stop thinking and not worry about it. Lame.
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>>736700803
1 and 2 are valid sometimes, but there's never been an enjoyable movie that I've been able to sit through when people spout 3 and 4.
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>>736700908
I was bored to tears in the middle of the film. Only reason why I watched it was because people were working on the roof, already saw Project Hail Mary and Hoppers didn't have another showing for 2 hours.
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If you like futa, you are a faggot.
If you like fembois/traps, you are a faggot.
If you headcanon a girl having a penis, you are a faggot.
I don't make the rules
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>>736701439
>fembois
stop ending it with an i you faggot
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>>736701439
What that has to do with peach and rosalina being sisters? You can't stop thinking about dicks?
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>>736701000
Nice numbers and yeah its never that cut or dry. I've seen people dismiss critics only when its something they personally wanted to invest in, but had it got great reviews they'd be keeping their mouths shut. Same with crap that gets good reviews like Cuties, both TLOU games, Horizon, Invincible or other trash.
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>>736627635
Brainrot porn made them reject the notion of Peachnand Rosalina being relatives. Just props for coomer ideas since the have no character but being saved
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>>736701787
Critics are so hit and miss I wonder why they even have a job. Sometimes you get based critics who pan trash like the Lion King live action, but then praise Lilo and Stitch live action when the animated version is way way better with the depth and emotions.
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>>736702161
Its likely not the same people, also sensibilities and opinions can vary depending on what the media is being compared to or put on a pedestal. For example I vastly prefer the King Kong 2005 remake to both the original, the 1970's version and animated version. I'm sure at the time there were dudes who loved the 1930's original and thought the remake was a soulless travesty. I also like the original and wish the techniques used in it like stop-motion animation was more prevalent in movies, but thats just me.

Critics are the same way. TLK is held to such high esteem its seen as a magnum opus of Disney animation. Lilo and Stitch is beloved but also fits into that early 2000's, experimental Disney decline phase. To some a remake isn't so bad. I hate all Disney remakes but the point is, this is the rhetoric critics can go with. Some of them have their own personal hangups and some of them don't. Some are obvious shills and some will defend what they love to their dying breath.
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>>736702486
Yeah I get that it's probably because of different critics, but with such differing opinions why do we even differentiate them from a normoid's opinion? Yes they can articulate why they think a movie is good better than the retards who like to spout "just kill your brain cells before you watch" but at the end of the day you're not really going to know if the movie is for YOU unless if the critic has the same tastes as you, and you never hear of anyone citing a specific critic as being an authority on things. Nostalgia Critic and Angry Video Game Nerd are really only watched for entertainment value than actual opinions.
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>>736624629
It just works.
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>>736624629
>Make them sisters
>They don't even exchange a sentence to each other after properly reunited
What the fuck was the point. Why was Rosalina even in this movie?
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>>736624629
YURI FTW
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>>736676363
Wouldn't them being sisters just make the yuri hotter? How is it anything but a win?
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>>736706148
I miss Sugiura Sen
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>>736630150
Why the long face?
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>>736701000
I do think the problem of the movie is that its super unfocused, but again, they are treating it like a movie designed for toddlers. I think they also don't think that there's anything you can really "say" with a Mario movie, no larger message besides "believe in yourself" or anything of substance. There is something they could have said about family tho, how people you grow up with change over time. Between the plumbers, the princesses, and even Bowser and Jr., they could've had a theme about that topic and used it to create a movie with some substance. Instead, its a fairly generic and stale checklist of set piece after set piece. I enjoyed the underground club stuff with Wart, probably because the gravity flipping was visually interesting and I love seeing my boys Wart and Mouser on the big screen
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>>736624629
Even though the image quality is garbage, Rosalina still looks amazingly beautiful.
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>>736625050
>There is no Lore in that shit
There is. But you're right in that they can do whatever they want in an adaptation.
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>>736627635
made the Rosalina is Peach and Luigis daughter fags seethe like crazy
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>>736627635
Peach being a cosmic birth is the actual problem. Even Rosalina was a normal human once, but I don't mind if they just cut corners and made her always being all powerful in the movie, but that means Peach can be equaly powerful.
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>>736624629
It was the correct thing to do. Death to all homosexual degenerates
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>>736671085
The games are non canon, always have been.
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>>736667824
That's Miyamoto's stance, not Nintendo. Nintendo is way more consistent with characters storylines than casual players know. The biggest change since the beginning was changing the Koopalings not being Bowser's children.
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the real issue is that rosalina has too much canon lore to be linked to peach and the rest of the main setting so directly. Rosalina is a centuries, possibly millennia old being whose mother died over a hundred years ago. In order to share the same mother, Peach was born over a hundred years ago. In order to fit things like baby mario + baby peach into the timeline baby mario is now marios grandfather at least, and the current mario is trying to get with the woman who loved his grandfather.
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>>736624629
the company that is insecure about not being disney... is le larping as disney?!
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>>736624629
It's a little anti-White.
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Here's EVERYTHING there is to know about Rosalina. No game ever directly she's related to anyone. Only fan interpretations of her storybook -- that for all we know, can be just a story she invented anyway.
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>>736627635
Its just weird to make a big lore change like this decades after they've been main Mario characters
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>>736625172
>It's literally Frozen right down to people running with it solely to make incest porn
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>>736624629
Disney can't create good futa as Rosalina
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>>736700857
All the talk of incest leaves me thinking it would be cool to have a Mario themed mod for crusader kings
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>>736645307
>led development of flipnote studio
GOAT
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>>736624629
So this is canon now? That whole backstory from Galaxy game is bullshit?
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>>736712180
Movie universe isn't the game universe. Hell this movie didn't even have a plot. It's just a bunch of colors flashing on the screen. It sucks because it's only good for under 6s. Any kids movie that's only good for kids is not a good movie. Movies like Treasure Plant, Iron Giant, The Incredibles and such are good because adults enjoy them too.
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Why is Rosalina so beautiful?
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>>736712739
hhhhnnnngggg such perfection
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>>736624629
reminder
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>>736712427
Its funny how Incredibles is about an adult protagonist going through a midlife crisis after being sued into oblivion and abandoned and rejected from a job he used to love, but it never strays from being a movie for all ages to love.
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>>736700803
3 and 4 are especially funny because no one ever says those for good movies
>you thought that movie was really good? dude it's just for kids don't think about it so much
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>>736713691
Actually, people say that about animation all the time. Tons of great animated movies never got their chance because "cartoons are for kids", Iron Giant being one of them
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>>736627635
incestchads having anything to their own, that's all
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>>736713591
>Have had a crick in my back between the shoulders for like 4 days
>Finally understand that scene where the omnidroid is pulling Mr. I's arms and legs while pulling a post out the ground
Little things like that, man.
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>>736713746
IG was a WB animation property tossed into an August lineup which is usually considered a month for dumping movies companies have little faith. Normalfags generally believe movies before March and in August aren't worth seeing.
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>>736625050
>is a cartoon dont overthink it.
pretty fucking hard not to, even one rational thought while watching this is more than the creators expect
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>>736712180
Yes, Miyamoto approved this himself.
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>>736714091
This disproves my point how exactly? A good movie is a good movie, regardless of when it was released. Mario Galaxy definitely isn't a good movie regardless of what month it came out
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>>736624629
I just came back from watching the new Mario movie on occasion of my birthday with a few friends. I thought it was decent.
So what are you all complaining about? i know apparently people have been bitching about it online and yet i have no idea why. Maybe because I'm so accustomed to watching shitty video game movies back in the early 2000s that anything with quite a significant degree more of effort nowadays looks good by comparison. Although i still haven't seen the sonic movies so thats something i need to get around to. I just assumed by that bad CGI that one time and it was gonna be trash despite them fixing it.
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Her and Toadstool look alike of course they're sisters
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>>736629635
God, Miyamoto is based. No wonder his games are so good. Really could have used his attitude on TotK...
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>>736716134
People are saying it has no plot/story which is just demonstrably untrue.
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>>736624629
they should add this princess in the next movie.
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>>736666970
peach is too active to be like rosalina.
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>>736720842
Forget add Peach's fiance, Prince Haru
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>>736714036
She get self-pregnant from her bulge?
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>>736624629
Kingdom Heart x Smash Bros
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>>736668910
Cry more faggots
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>>736725136
Not a chance. Peach has to support Mario's broke ass.
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>>736624629
Glad that everyone else noticed this too, when I was watching the movie I literally burst out laughing because it was such an obvious and cynical homage to Frozen.
Nintendo really doing the Disney direction lately, you hate to see it.
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>>736726150
Sold similar to Bayo2&3
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>>736726401
Nintendo is the Disney of video games
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>>736700136
>>736699925
Full package for blue suit
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>>736726401
>it was such an obvious and cynical homage to Frozen.
Frozen came out in 2013, anon. I think they more so just wanted to have a female parallel to Mario and Luigi with Peach and Rosalina



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