The “Abby has the body of a man” argument has finally been put to rest
>>736633812>that body type existsYeah, on men.You don't pass in case you're wondering.
She has a thinner waist and wider hips than Abby does. And she's also not living in the post-apocalypse where the dietary requirements to maintain that body wouldn't be achievable.
>>736633812>using a woman on growth hormone to prove that a woman years into a apocalypse could be just as jacked
No one besides trolls and shitposters ever seriously contended that Abby had a male body. She has the typical blocky physique of a Crossfitter. It's also not unfeasible for her to be so muscular under the in-game circumstances, given that the WLF are shown to have a surplus of food (and as part of an elite commando unit Abby even gets to cut the burrito line), and at least one large gym. Those who think otherwise have not played the game, and assume TLOU is a Mad Max-esque hellscape where people live in tents, rather than a post-post apocalypse with electricity, agriculture, modern medicine and fancy shampoo. The issue is that her physique is impractical for her alleged occupation. She's said to be "Isaac's top Scar killer," but in reality she would be far too bulky. Actual operators are fit but lean, with very good cardio and endurance being the primary prerequisites. This also applies to Owen and Manny, who are both bigger than Abby and carrying far too much weight. On the other hand, it's also not credible for Ellie to take out entire platoons of armed men by herself. Not because she's too small, but because women simply don't make effective combatants in that way, let alone tiny lesbians. The fact that no one had a problem with this speaks to the fact that Druckmann was foolish for attempting to make Abby muscular enough to be threatening. Gamers do not care about that. In as much as they like female characters at all, the only criteria is that they be attractive.
>>736633812I wish Druckmann was put to rest
>>736633956They way they're mean mugging while walking by is too funny.
>>736633956Why do they all walk so strangely?
>>736634109varbies walk like men
reminder that incels were seething at abby because deep down they knew that she mogs them and she would snap their little dysgenic gamer necks like a thin stick with one hand
>>736633812It's funny that the HBO show, which wasn't made during a fucking post-apocalypse, cast a woman who isn't built like a fridge to play Abby.
>twitter threadAnyhow.. "Abbie" is roided up butch dyke, it's not that difficult to ingest.>>736633956All of these have been juicing at least bit of Anavar.
Are bots recycling old flamewars?
>>736634109Enlarged clitoris. They are on testesterone which causes them to be aggressively horny with huge swollen desensitized clits.Crossift women have massive sex drives and resort to groupsex, gangbangs, fucking niggers and dogs to fulfill their urges, sometimes even donkeys, aurochs and horses.
>>736633812>that body type exists>does not show that body typeWomen will do anything for selfies uhn?
>>736633956And I would still beat each and every single one of them kek
>>736633953>dietary requirements to maintain that body wouldn't be achievable.she literally lives adjacent to a gym and right outside is massive fields of grazing animals protected by a huge army
>>736634207The ultimate lifeform...
>>736633956>had a male bodyShe doesn't have a "male body", but she has the body of a woman who has been chugging roids.
The author's not concealed even a little bit fetish
>>736634109Insecure that I as a manlet male can afrer 6 months of inconsistent lifting without tren mog themshould be 3 but I'm sensitive :(
>>736633812yes and this 'female' has the body of a man. it's not rocket science. i bet she has the face of a man too
>>736634170>reminder that *schizo headcannon*Why is this format so common here?
>>736634207
>>736633812sometimes its hard to tell how much of this board and fags like that on twitter are trolling or have actually never seen more than like three women in their entire life much less naked women
>>736634230Actually, trained women can overpower men with relative ease. You would be destroyed.
>>736633812Do y’all think Abby would have been less controversial if she was muscular, but had a more feminine appearance?
>inject male hormones>hehehehe look women can have this body that character is realistic in a post apocalyptic world
>>736634237And she is way smaller in the endgame section when she has been away from all those resources. She is slimmer than Ellie during the final fight.
>>736633956they all lose to the cock
Aren’t Abby and Dina hot in TLOU tv series? Why did Druckmann relent? Why did he agree to only make Ellie ugly?
>>736633956The video shows women who have taken TRT or steroids. You are full of shit.
>>736633812Abby's body was literally scanned from a random female athlete.
>>736633812vomit
>>736634437lmao whatever you do don't look up the guy who beat a female weight lifter at arm wrestling
>>736633954>World with mushroom zombies>Anon can't imagine there existing a single women with slightly higher testosterone than average.
>>736634751Abby is cute because Druckmann likes the actress. Dina is Latina because being visibly Jewish is a liability at the moment. But some fans were upset about the change
>>736633812How do you explain the obvious gay sex scene then? Because that shit was not normal or "female" under any circumstance.
>>736634916
>>736633812this trooncoded cunt is on gear btw. I'm sure she wants to be a man but in this instance is using her biological gender for clout.
>>736633956five years from now tlou2schizos will have mathed out the joule expenditure of an average Abby playthrough in order to demonstrate that there's no possible way she could have reached her final fight with Ellie before collapsing from exhaustion at least once, which of course means that the game is woke DEI garbage
>>736633812>The “Abby has the body of a man” argument has finally been put to restIt exists on copious amounts of steroids and training for 5+ years
>>736633812Thats not a natural body.Women in nature are slightly chubby if well fed or skinny if malnourished.Males do have a more muscular build due to hunting male hormones.
>>736633812>>736633956>>736634437>>736634532
>>736635068>Women in nature are slightly chubby if well fed or skinny if malnourished.because they have men to do the hunting for themwhat do you think happens when they don't?
>>736633812>Massive surge in culture war threadsI wonder what could have happened in current events that the Epstein class want to distract the sheep from this TACO time?
it's crazy to me that anyone on this board cares about a generic story-driven third person shooter
>>736633812It's weird because everyone else looks normal, if this was some type of Warhammer 40k setting nobody would bat an eye.
>>736634829they shouldve put in nightelves too desu.
>>736635167They die
>>736633956>blocky physique of a crossfitterYou mean a steroid user
>>736634829I know you don't do body building, kiddo, but Abby needs a Michael Phelps diet to maintain that body.Now, where are you going find:three fried-egg sandwiches with cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, and mayoa five-egg omeletthree chocolate-chip pancakesthree sugar-coated French toast slicesa bowl of gritsand coffeeEvery single day during an apocalypse?
>>736633812Why does one ever bring up how unrealistic Joel’s beefy vidya guy body is? Given his caloric intake and lifestyle, he should look like pic rel
>>736634985Wait, THIS IS ABBY IN THE SHOW? Ahahahahahahaha
>>736633812>>736633956>crossfit varbies
>>736635039>>736635249cinema
>>736633812>>736633956Masculine build.>b-b-but-Nope, masculine build. Unironically "no woman looks like this" unless they are totally destroying their estrogen levels with: you guessed it, roids.People who like hulking muscular women are unironic closeted homosexuals that wouldn't know what a natural, fit female physique would ever look like.
>>736633812>roided up to the point of basically being a trannynah
>>736635257Yes. Katy O’Brian lobbied for the part, but was not seriously considered
>>736633812Why haven't these super powerful women that totally do exist ever participated as soldiers in wars at any point in history ever?
>>736635176>>736635221>>736635249
>>736635317>sex marketing proves that women only ever look like this sex marketingterminally online chuds are hopeless
>>736635251yakub's redemption
>>736635370They have
>>736633812
>>736633812So by that logic we can have conventionally attractive girls too, right, since they exist and all?Glad we can put this point to rest as well.
>>736635370They do right now you retard.
>>736635431I mean actual combatants. Not those bunker bunnies you posted.
>this is considered outrageously huge by gaymer standards Grim
>>736633812Are you mad about getting btfo this morning and has to make another thread to cry about people not liking your shit game?
>>736635529That's a man.
>>736635529Looks like that bald looksmaxer guy lmao
>>736634437Spoiler midgets win. https://youtu.be/f25TH8IW38c?si=txUZEWtmBYQ1wO7b
>>736635401You are only fooling yourself
>>736635505You mean like in Ukraine idiot? Why weren't the strong women forced to stay in the country like the men were?
>>736635317I don't have a horse in this race but this reminds me of the v cope that "asians do not look like dolls" and that it's all filter and makes it really obvious nobody here has ever went to east asia. I swear none of you unironically gets out of your basements. People everywhere look drastically different from person to person. There will always be someone out there who doesn't look like norm.
>>736635221Abby is quite a ways under the natty limit, actually. Pic rel was taken six years before test was first synthesized
>>736635710>men refuse to accept that abby is perfectly reasonable>"women though"
>>736633956
>>736635710And yet /v/ is also against generalization because vidya is supposed to be about special and unique people, not the average joe and jane.
>>736633812Ive been with a woman who's has a body type like this. I've been with several muscular gymrat girlsIt's not fun. Their sex drive isn't much different than a regular horny bitch but they fuck way more aggressively. I'm not a small guy but I've nearly had my pelvis shattered because they want to ride on top and bounce like crazy. Really painful friction burns too all over my groin and pelvis. If you want to turn them over and take control good luck because most have stupidly strong lower bodies and won't let you. They also sweat like crazy and have stronger b.o than normal
>>736635508
>>736633812>Anatomy-savvy LoversLab user x WheyfuI ship them
>>736635912Testosterone makes you stink in general. Look at blacks and pajeets. Pajeets themselves say that the smell is good because it makes them feel like a warrior. What a disgusting people.
>>736633812>roided crossfit women with a huge clit is considered a realistic body in a TLOU type settinglmao
>>736633812You're not getting that body without anavar and a caloric surplus IN THE APOCALYPSE, kys you retarded jew
>>736636035
A woman whose testosterone levels are higher than the average man is not exactly a woman.
>>736636109Nobody in TLOU unironically looks like they live in the apocalypse desu. Even fallout 4 where everyone is living in shit and rust has people looking plenty well fed.
I love a physically active woman. Just don't be built like a brick and look like a man.
>>736635710mooood
>>736635916>Another useless bunny doing nothing against unarmed 3rd world shittersSure showed me.
they should have used this body type instead
I like many body types. It's more about the personality and face honestly. A muscular/toned woman who acts like a woman is my fetish. I don't like man hating dykes like Angela from marvel rivals.
>>736636035wew clean lads
>>736634437>>736636125I want to see these broads wrestle for real
>>736634916Man I love that philosemetic mischling cutie.
>>736635249You're mistaken. I don't CARE about body building. There's a difference. The specifics of her diet don't matter. All you need to know is that she's eating regularly, and she's working out often. The rest is handled by suspension of disbelief, because I'm not a faggot.
>>736633812Look how short she is against the doorframe, She doesn't look like Abby at all.
>>736633956>She has the typical blocky physique of a Crossfitter.Literally made for a manlet like me
>not a faggot>wants to fuck men parodies uhh juice
>>736636337Very cute. Shame she’s a lesbian
>>736636393
>>736634207I love it when anon types out something so wrong and tries to pass it on as truth. The only thing true that you posted was "crossfit women have massive sex drives" which can be said for any person who exercises regularly.
>Look! This body type exists!>Never say this when bringing up attractive female bodies, only the ugly onesG cup tits and hourglass figures exist too.
>>736635710Funniest way to call yourself average.
>>736633812I bet her clit is the size of an asian man dick already, also the acne must be fucking disgusting by now
>>736636590I noticed this now.........
>>736633812>>736633956That's a manAlso people were complaining that, if a woman wants to have that kind of body they would need a constant intake of steroids.That, in a post-apocalyptic world in which society is destroyed, where the fuck would she get steroids and hormones inyections?
>>736633956>
>>736636590Yeah you never see the same argument made for the other side lol.
>>736634437Holy shit you’re a retarded faggot
>>736633812If Cuckman had a broad perspective, he'd probably know that when women with the best results in the world compete against men in sports, any man in the top 1,000 can beat them. He writes a story in a hyper-realistic setting where women slaughter men by the hundreds and wants to be taken seriously.
>thread seriously still has paid poo idf aroundskibidi
>>736636817the khazar milkies DO exist!
>>736636540t. enlarged desensitized swollen clit owner
>>736636857>hyper-realistic setting>outrunning a bullet
>>736636509She had a couple 20-something discord groomer e-boyfriends in her late teen years, so she's bisexual, though lesbianism may be preferred to that.
>>736636817You're suggesting one is meant to appeal to men who want to see boobs to jerk off to, and one is meant to appeal to Women's Studies drop outs. Everyone realizes that the instant they look at a character that fits one of those two molds. It's just assumed that a fictional character will look good, and in particular, a woman from a video game is assumed to look sexy to the audience.
Hold onto your dicks boys.
>>736634829She should have been able to use a magical wand that can teleport her whenever she wants and turns into a dragon too
>>736637001secret third option: i don't want 95% of all games to be titillation because i don't need to want to have sex with every single woman in my videogames in order for my videogames to be worth playing
>>736637163My dick is ready
>>736633812>erm if you spend your entire life dieting and working out at the gym you can get my freak body >I definitely did not abuse steroids to achieve thisAbby still looks disgusting. That broad looks gross too. Last of us trannies deserve the rope.
>>736637214>I think they can show up in video games too without it being part of some imagined agenda.But do they though?
>>736634320Anon, "she" is a man
>>736635431goddamn look at that whore in the back
>>736637163>>736637275It'd better be.
>>736633812I don't remember seeing even muscular women with such defined obliques
>>736637273KEKdeath to all gooners
>>736633812Won't use that body type in the TV show though, oh no, that'd be too disrespectful to the TV actress.
>>736637369
>>736637179>>736634829>Having slightly elevated testosterone is equally as unbelievable as wands and elves.
>this body type never exists on women!was this ever an argument any side had? are people just making up people and arguments to get angry on the internet again?
>>736633812youre a faggot for making a gay thread like this>>736633956crossfitters are retarded and the best ones that compete in the games dont even train crossfit for those games. they are completely retarded and each year a lot of those athletes faint and injure themselves due to shit programming and because the pseudo sport is inherently retarded. also, those women are all on steroids btw.
>>736637487>was this ever an argumentFirst day on the internet, huh?
>>736637486
>>736636035Where's the part where they rape her
>>736637487>was this ever an argument any side had?/v/ for the last 6 years
>>736637543
Many anons posit that Ellie is not truly lesbian, and though I agree the evidence, including in-game citations and broad statistical appeals to the reality of "lesbianism", is compelling I would like to consider the question: if Ellie truly is lesbian, would she still consider settling down with a caring gentleman regardless?My argument is thus:After the ending of TLOU2, Ellie Williams has lost connection with nearly everyone in her life. Joel and Jesse are dead, Tommy is crippled, and Dina abandoned her and took JJ. She was already an outsider in Jackson, and now the few people keeping her there are gone. I believe that at this point, she would be willing to forego eros in exchange for the platonic, otherwise the loneliness may well kill her. An erudite, refined gentleman who comports himself with dignity and grace would be more than tolerable for a woman who otherwise would wake up alone, screaming and drenched in sweat due to night terrors. Love can exist without sex after all, and I imagine that physical contact with said brown-haired, light-eyed, freckled gentleman would be tolerable, even desired, though it would not lead to sex. Yes, I must say it's absolutely reasonable to assume she would find herself deeply attracted to this hypothetical character, though not necessarily sexually, due to the companionship and protection he provides, hypothetically. She may even be willing to engage in sex with him, solely for the purpose of procreation, and tolerate the act.What do you think? Would Ellie be willing to enter a non-sexual relationship with a man, or (once more, assuming she truly is exclusively lesbian) would she be opposed to the idea?
Is this the thread?
>>736637625
>>736636817Nobody is shitting on Abby's physique because not one woman on planet earth looks like her, they're shitting on it because it looks ugly. That's it. It is unappealing. Big tits and hourglass figures are equally unrealistic, of course, but no one cares because it's appealing and looks good. People like things that look good and do not like things that do not look good.
>horrible roided out functionally f2m mutant.jpgI spit on the talmud.
>>736637685>>736637660Yes.
>>736637698>It is unappealing.no it's not
>>736636035>"Real life">First guy perfectly catches the bat>Second guy delivers a well aimed and practiced round house kick.
>>736633956None of them will be drafted to a war. Meanwhile a skinny 5'1 nerd who never trained a day in his fucking life will.
>>736637660>>736637625>>736637486>>736637745
>>736637745
>>736633812Does it exist in a post apocalypse world where you don't have access to anavar, anabolic steroids, creatine, supplements, protein powder, and an abundance of food at your beck and call?
>>736637214I framed it like that because a character design is meant to appeal to someone, and there's a very different audience in mind for Cammy vs Abby. Designing an attractive character is sort of the default because it's assumed fictional characters will look good. Actors go through hair and make up not because they're incapable of normal hair styling and applying make up, but because the director wants them to look as good as possible on film.
>>736637759stop being fat or poodian
>>736634237And where are they getting the steroids, retard?
>>736637781For the same reason that irl male soldiers arent body builders either. They're huge sure but not arnold shwarzeneeger or rambo types either. The most decorated soldier of WW2 was some manlet named audie murphy.
>>736637803
>>736637828just watch porn dude you don't NEED your vidya characters to be hot
>>736636590Yup. Based thinker avoiding falling into the trap of "realism"It all boils down to wanting to push that which is ugly over that which is beautiful
>>736637214>imagined agendaIf the agenda is imaginary, why are you fighting so hard to defend it?
>>736633812>troons out to prove a pointlol
>>736637892
>>736637651Ellie can kill an army by herself. She's not looking for someone to protect her.
>>736637841Stop believing everything you see on social media that confirms your biases.
>>736637759>Only I'm allowed to be a trained combatant
>>736637990Felica, one of my favorites...
>>736633956Stop it, we're going to have to talk about Yasuke in Assassin's Creed again.
>>736638038wait i don't remember her ever being jacked.
>>736638038
>>736638021Well she lost two of her fingers so she's less capable now.
>>736636035>real life>guy catches a bat with his bare handsWould have been more true to life if the first guy went down, but the rest piled on her before she could get another swing in.
>>736637879A skinny midget won't be able to pick up 25 kg. I have at least 2 of those sad fucks working with me in a factory and it doesn't matter if he's been there for months, nothing changes. Drafting people just for the sake of having meat bags take a bullet is mean and unecessary.
>>736638032She did a fairly common swing that many people might attempt in a fight. Most people you encounter in real life are not trained combatants.
>>736636125We need a breeding program to spread those genes thoughout humanity.
>>736635916IDF doesn't allow women on the front though, all footage you see in the west bank are male only squads
>>736638115>>736638098All the Vampire Savior girls are pretty muscled, except for Lilith and little Red.
>>736638189No shit. They're fighting muslims, you don't want women to become captives to those creatures.
>>736634109boneitis
>>736638202
>>736638134in modern war where boots on the ground is economized sure, but total war is different. You're drafting every able bodied person fit to fight in war. Look at photos of marines in the pacific in WW2. Also, manlets back then were useful in war because tanks were super cramped and you need to fit at least 3-4 people in there to operate the tank.
/v/ lost all credibility to me when they came out against muscle mommies because they're "manly". gayest shit i've ever read. yea wanting a jacked bitch to hold you down and demolish your cock is gay. what a joke.
>>736638098She isn't quite *that* big in the original, but she is muscular with broad shoulders. Go look up concept art.
>>736638267
>>736638319muscles belong on men and men alone, women should be soft and squishy
>>736633812>>736633956They are all 4 feet tall. Not the dominant muscle ladies you imagine
>>736638319since 2016 it's all culture war gooner incels who think characters that don't give them a boner are a jewish psyop to make them miserable
>>736638374
>>736633812sarms is a hell of a drug for women. Clit the size of a thumb
>>736638319>muscle mommyyou're a rebbit homosexual
All in all I was just shitposting. All my fallout 4 and skyrim bitches are huge and muscled.
>>736638449
>>736638189She's clearly not on the front lines, those are non-combatants she's escorting. IDF use women for desk work and defensive roles, but sort of like the Marines, everyone gets rifleman training, cause the enemy could strike anywhere, any time. One IDF women did get something like 5+ kills on October 7th, on top of taking over command of her division since her commander got merced in his bed.
>>736637483If you're willing to suspend your disbelief for one, why not the other?
>>736638547>>736638528The weakness is strong in you; Have this beauty.
>>736638605
>>736637538All of leftist discourse is leftists pretending not to understand anything, thus making discourse impossible
>>736635317it's not roids it's straight fucking testosteroneanavarbies look just like any other fit woman except with roid gut and bulging veins
>>736638319You're a fag The kind that sucks cock
>>736638573>one character has a dubiously-justified caloric intake>the entire story and setting may as well be the teletubbies nowmen are not ok
>>736636393no only faggots will defend this shit.
>>736634437They don't. Women have some chance against unskilled opponents, or those taking it easy on them. Anyone of even equal weight, let alone heavier would be able to beat them with ease. You're a complete idiot.
>>736638429The obsession is based on a kernel of truth. They just take it too far. There was an initiative to financially incentivize publishers and developers to adopt DEI ideology. That much is true. But the culture war gooners got so paranoid, they started accusing everyone and everything of being part of it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBDJ4dchwZ0
>>736633812>finallyThat post is years old, OP is probably some sort of bot or psy ops pusher
>>736638202The perfect cast. More games should do this.
>>736638757Answer the question rabbiWhat makes one suspension of disbelief ok and the other invalid?
>>736637879>The most decorated soldier of WW2 was some manlet named audie murphy.He's not just the most decorated, he also had the most kills of any GI.
>>736638702>>736638834All the Dark Stalkers girls have good designs. You can tell the artists really poured thier soul into them.
>>736633956Steroids should be banned
>>736633812Wow, impressive physique. According to her bio, she's natty, too
>>736638894
>>736638958
>>736639005
>posted this thread again award.>just to shill women with penis envy
>>736638847because one of them is fucking retarded and of many orders of magnitude more extreme than the otherbecause you are a fucking retard
>>736639042
>>736638849honestly the guy is such a legend that the movie about him was more tame than what he had done irl because it would have otherwise been too ridiculous. Sometimes reality really is stranger than fiction. Like I can't still somehow wrap my head on how a few hundred spanish conquistadors and maybe a few thousand tribal allies managed to conquer a million strong aztec capital, even if you consider the disease thing.
2d>huge tits that are as wide as their lats3d>flat as a pancakereally gets the noggin joggin
>>736638319>muscle mommyoxymoron
>>736639095
>>736639086Yeah, so we are in agreement that putting ugly women in games is retarded
>>736639143No, just a regular moron
>>736639153just watch porn retard
>>736633956SmashPassSmash, unfortunatelySmashSMASHPassPass, but marry rightSmashPassPassSmashPassSMASH
>>736638319yes safe horny is gay
>>736639151I was curious about mermaid girl bot in that one Megaman game. I know she's meant to be a disposable robot master, but I hate killing QTs in vidya games.
>>736639174Just go to Illinois if you're so insistent on seeing ugly women
No, Abby's physique is not possible in a zombie apocalypse where food rationing is requiredhttps://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastOfUs2/comments/hor2t6/female_bodybuilder_here_to_end_the_justifications/
>>736633812You are a worthless faggot
>>736633953And fatter, softer thighs.
>>736639230What's really bad is that with AI art gen, I can make ANY woman a muscle girl as well as pump out more muscle girl art of my favorite muscle girls.
>>736634437Most of these webms have girls who have more training and/or weight than the guy and guys don’t like uploading videos of them beating girls
>>736634207Literally one of the funniest posts I've ever read here
>>736639348
>>736639475
>>736633812>Druckmannwhether cuckmann is right or wrong he is still a retard
Clem mogs all other post apocalyptic bitches
>>736633812>those legs and hipslolThis perfectly shows that it's not a muscle mass problem but a bone structure one. Sony fans are subhumans subhumans subhumans.
>>736639535
>>736634207>Crossift women have massive sex drivesThis is all completely true, especially with steroids involved>resort to groupsex, gangbangs, fucking niggers and dogs to fulfill their urges, sometimes even donkeys, aurochs and horses.this is where anon starts masturbating
>>736639623
>>736639671
>>736635876The average Joe and Jane don't get my dick up
>>736639120Maybe they had an Audie Murphy of their own.
>>736634207>groupsex, gangbangs, fucking niggers and dogs to fulfill their urges, sometimes even donkeys, aurochs and horses.Niggers are still somehow the worst on that list.
>>736639243Lmao
Now I just need someone to make a thread dedicated to vidya game character feet.
>>736635317/thread
>>736633812>body typeIt's not even a body type per se, no one looks like that naturally.
>>736639772
>>736639914
>>736634916It's funny because the actress who played Dina in the game is Italian
For me. It's Ba Wang Yu.>when she flexes her entire body and everything swells upMy fucking dick.>"Among the lions, the lionesses are the ones most ferocious">"The foolish ones failed to realize this fact">"Ye who dares to laugh at my being born a woman">"Die with an ignorant smile upon your decapitated head"Wife.
>>736637781>>736637879there was a 5'0 gravy seal manlet who was spoken very highly of by those that worked with him>>736639120honestly the stuff the slavics have been doing within the past 5 years has the makings of legends. a shame that most of them die before they could get their stories out, but what has been uploaded so far is making me bazinga and goyface
>>736633812Did you niggers forget the type of setting TLOU takes place in
>>736635370They have, there are examples of women excelling in combat sprinkled throughout history. Especially in defensive positions. When the enemy is coming to slaughter your entire family women take up weapons and ignore wounds.
>>736633812>NOT MENTIONED: TAKING STEROIDS
>>736639986
>>736633812now lets see her after surviving several months without society
>>736633932Thats clearly a biological woman are you retarded?
>>736640041When the enemy is coming women spread their legs
>>736638916Yeah they always claim this of course
>>736640060
>>736640020yeah, a fictional one
Women can indeed look like that, just gotta tren hard, anavar give up.>t. have been known to dabble in the saucesOnce you've been around it for so long it's obvious to you.
>>736640129Perhaps ordinary women do, but these are the exceptional women, the ones who took up swords - or pitchforks or rolling pins - and didn't die to the first person they fought.
>>736636035>Normal vs NewGame +
>>736634985I ain't watching no faggot cuck show, but damn she cute. Those nipples peaking are peak
>>736640185
>>736634437This is an humillation ritual. If you fight for real, you're labeled as a mean faggot who "beat up a girl", but if you lose you're a loser faggot who "was beaten by a woman". This is why in social reunions when women get uppity, the guys just hold them hugging them and play with them as lions until they tire out and calm down.
Once you've seen what testosterone does to your clit you'll never simp for muscle girls ever again... Its genuinely horrific. Like there's other fucked up aspects like their skin being an oily mess or them becoming genuine gooners in the worst of ways but they literally grow a little micropenis
>>736640307
>>736633956The 1% of top natty females have to put in as much effort as the top 1% of male bodybuilders just to look like a teenage boy after a couple months of ego liftingI'm not trying to downplay the achievement necessarily, just highlight the massive difference testosterone can do
>>736640404that's kinda hot actually
>>736640408
niggerfaggotkike
>>736640504Its fucked up lol XD Like all the better for transmen sure but I'm certain there's a good amount of women who took working out too seriously and accidentally fucked up their body for life. You'd be so ashamed of yourself
>>736640006>there was a 5'0 gravy seal manlet who was spoken very highly of by those that worked with himWe know why and what he was used for by the other men.
>>736640521
>>736633812wtf is "anatomy savvy" lmao also LL is a pedo site
>>736640651
>>736640784
>>736633956Influencers get invited to these cons with all expenses covered. These are all gymshark thots and not your typical gym-goers. How do the thots keep getting invited? By making sure their insta follower count is high which they ensure by taking PEDs. If your physique isn't noticeable then nobody on the internet in the bodybuilding community will give a shit about you, which is why they all abuse T shots and whatnot. The webm has 0 natties.
>>736640041Yes and I'm sure in these examples they were highly successful and won the war. They total didn't just get raped to shit like in Nanking.
>>736633812The problem is not that the body type doesn't exist for women, it's that it does exist, it shouldn't exist, and it's hideous. Only a latent homosexual would argue with me.
I'd put together a little "Undyne in the Onsen" doujin with Sloppa a while back. In the future, I you'll be able to pump out your own doujins for the most part.>https://catbox.moe/c/5ak4rl
>>736634829so you agree that women with that build without roids is fiction ?
didn't ask and damn your taste is shiteslfaggot troon
It's not muscles that are gross on women. What's gross is when a woman builds her physique with an emphasis on shoulders and biceps. You'll notice all the muscle girls being posted ITT still have voluptuous feminine bodies.
>>736636125Waifu material.
>>736641026I mean... I hold out that there might be some genetic anomalies out there that defy the convention. But yes, by and large, women don't normally grow that large without roids, to the best of my knowledge.I don't know why you're asking such a question. TLoU is fiction. I'm not going to hold it to the standards of real life. That's dumb.Also, a lot of people don't even know what it takes to get that big. The only reason i know, is through talking to dickheads like yourself who keep harping on about steroids. But the average person doesn't really know how muscle building works. So it's very easy for audiences to accept that she's big, when they don't have a dickhead in their ear harping on about steroids.
>>736636393>The rest is handled by suspension of disbeliefWhich is completely destroyed in TLOU2. There's a literal tranny, a tiny pregnant woman fighting in the front lines and being bad ass, a LGBT love triangle where the pregnant bisexual chick is dating Ellie, who in turn is a relatively small girl in her late teens capable of being Rambo in-game. This is all on top of Joel acting like a complete fucking retard and the absurd circumstances that led Abby to meet him the first time.TLOU2 is such a dogshit premise through and through, that the only reason people are still entertaining discussions about it is because of the status that NaughtyDog and Sony have built over the years and piggybacking off of the first game. In a fair world, it would have the same fate as Unknown 9. A complete flop that shouldn't have left any trace of its existence.
>>736640117having a dick or not is not the deciding factor
>>736640896
>>736634109big clitoris energy.
>>736633812Don't post. Anyone that played TLOU2 or the DLC or the PS5 remasters after playing TLOU1 has no soul. Unless forced to, like AI.
>>736640129In current year they just kill it in the womb and fuck whoever
>>736634207>so horny you fuck an extinct animal
>>736640379Greeks faced the same shit, iirc some general Cleometes or something, faced a city garrisoned by women after the men died, he retreated because there was no winning move against them. If he went in and defeated them, he'd had won over women and that's is dishonorable at best, if he lost he'd had lost to women which was even worst. So he just left.
>>736641632
>>736633812>vindicated over something literally nobody actually cares about
>>736633812Wow druckmann was right all along
>>736641626>having a dick or not is not the deciding factor>on whether or not someones a manWhat the fuck is going on?
>>736640404Real life hyena women > futrannies
>>736633812Why are incels so obsessed with shit that doesn't matter. Who gives a fuck?
I’d fuck the hell out of kitty kat games girl though I doubt she’d want to fuck a fat autistic slob who has a small wiener like me.
>>736642198welcome to 2026 chum
>>736633812troon or real woman on steroids?
>>736642198It's one of those outlier issues.>"Technically, you can be born with both sexual organs."I would treat sentiments like this as bait with how statistically insignificant they are. You can go full armchair psychologist and say, "Since you like women with masculine features, that means you're gay/into men." If that were the case, why bother pretending? I'd just say "I like dudes" or whatever. It's not 2001 anymore; there's no stigma to being a fag. I'm not attracted to muscular dudes; I like women with muscles. If I wanted dudes with muscles, I'd just say that I wanted that. Anyone suggesting differently has their own issues that they need to sort through.
>>736633812There's only a small percentage of people who work out and have lean muscle mass. Instagram has made it seem like there's jacked people everywhere you look, but step into a gym and you'll see only a handful of people, ESPECIALLY women that look like Abby or the one on the left. Now, I wouldn't give af since we are talking video game logic, but TLOU2 aims to be as grounded in reality as possible, hence why many people were critical of Abby's physique in a post-apocalyptic world where food is scarce, but Cuckmann insisted it was necessary for her to be jacked...until the HBO show came out and said it wasn't really because God forbid hollywood makes an actress lift weights, and gain like 30lbs of muscle mass for a role like male actors have to.
>>736642198Faggots are no longer quarantined to Tumblr. In fact theyre pushed as normal and morally good by every major corporation and government and opposition is squashed with life ruining. And they say only china has social credit
>>736633812And? The point being made was they used a males body model for the troon not no women are buff.Honestly in any apocalypse scenario troons and fags die first. Theyre useless eaters since they wont repopulate and will actively harm children
I don't care about this other than the fact that Druckmann is an Israeli asset and shouldn't be trusted by wokies nor chudies.
>>736641980
>>736633812Don’t care.Ugly art is worthless.Intergalactic will be another Concord.Next guy.
>>736633956>typical blocky physiqueYeah that's called a male body
>>736633956They all have clits that look like little penises.
>>736643262
>>736633956>crossfit
>>736634109no hips anymore, their bodies have been fucked up
Too fit?
>>736634207kino
>>736633812>Drunkman
>>736643397
>>736633812Safe horny the thread
>>736633956imagine all them bullying you in the locker room haha
>>736643638You're safe horny.
>>736639858kek
>>736641401If you have to pile on all of that other unrelated shit, in order to make a buff Abby appear ridiculous, then maybe a buff Abby is not so ridiculous.
>>736641770What's his name
>this theoretically exists !not in a zombie apocalypse with scarce resources
>>736643634
>>736642978This. europe is such a shit hole
>>736633812That's not even the same body type though? Abby has no hips. Even roided out that chick does. The bone structure is completely different.
That female body can exist in a modern society. Not in a post apocalyptic world.
>>736640404Yeah, that's a major problem. I could deal with the other stuff, but the clit thing would gross me out. Thankfully, fantasy muscle girls don't have this problem.
>>736643340That's hot.
>>736634823Not sure what video you're talking about but arm wrestling requires a very specific set of muscles which you usually need to get out of your way to train.
>>736640404Nigga that's the best part.
>muh realismNone of you would be saying this if she looked like a model with a face full of makeup and big fake tits
>>736644023That and cartoons and so on are built differently to be more aesthetically pleasing.
>>736634207>>736634109>>736633956its funny enough to be true
>>736642198She has a masculine vagina.
>>736644136It's funny BECAUSE it's true. Anon isn't shitposting in that regard. T supplements will grow chick's clits. There are entire communities of non body builder women who get them just to get bigger clits
>>736633812yeah no you aren't taking anavar and probably test while eating 4k calories and 250g+ of protein every single day while lifting for hours everyday in the apocalypse
>>736633812Bizarre that you're seething about this 6 years later, but in a calorie scare world (without anabolics, nonetheless) a female can not have that physique. Not that tlou cares about logical world building, because females would not be soldiers (or leaders for that matter)
The complaint of the almost entirely male audience of the game was "This bitch is ugly" not "This bitch's body is impossible for a woman", stupid fucking kike cocksucker Women can be bald ugly mystery meat IRL too we know that but we don't want it in a game as the MC, please go out of business.
>>736644228>There are entire communities of non body builder women who get them just to get bigger clitsWhy would they want that?
>>736644330Why would anyone with a weird fetish and no self control do weird things?
Any other games that get /v/ eternally butthurt?
>>736644380Undertale.
>>736633956Every single woman in this video is on copious amounts of roids. This isn't some conspiracy. It's a well known fact that pro bodybuilders and crossfit "athletes" are rarely natties. Anyway who has been seriously lifting for a while can tell. The bowling ball sized delta and disproportional physiques give it away almost immediately
>no wonder womanFAGGOTS
>>736634109roids
>>736635637>4'9>95 lbs>circus acrobat since 11 years old>frauded picture >still smaller than abbyyeah no abby looks like a roided crossfitter. Seethe more tranny
>>736633812She has better defined vagina bones
>>736643262I would die from dehydration
>>736644827>whoa... women... doing a misogyny?! FUCKING BASED! BASEDBASEDBASED BAAAAAAASED
>>736634207this is the dumbest shit i've ever read on this site
>>736645490Nah, you'd be lost to snu snu or ASSphyxiation before that.
>>736634207>>736645665The best part is that 70% of what he said is true.
>>736645703If we were a GOOD species the women would have muscles and penises and be dominant and impregnate males
>>736645874Why are you gay?
>tall gorgeous girl I dated for a little while had a large clit>I mean really large>afaik she was never in a long-term relationship, even after we splitI kinda feel bad for her ngl. oftentimes I think about how it must be going through life like that, outwardly normal but having an obscenely large clit to the point it can't be ignored during intimacy. like there's no way to pretend it's not thereI seriously hope she transitioned.
>>736633812And? It's more male than female, and like grotesque.Why the fuck would you show that off to the world, have some shame.
>>736645874If that's your fetish, that's fine. I'd rather it just be a matriarchal system where females vie for male semen like something out of Assignment Risk.
>>736639548Based as fuckKing shit
>>736645987We have that, but you aren't the top .5% of males women care about.
>>736643467Not too fit. Too chinky.
>>736645921Sex between a man and a woman is straight
>>736646048Not quite. In the Daxyverse, the female-to-male ratio is a little lopsided, and because of their religion, males are prized treasures, so pretty much all males are valuable unless you're a complete slob. Even then, there's probably some large lizard lady who'd go for you. Not a scalie, though, I just like the absurd premise the series explores.
>>736638319>sex with women is gay/v/ has consistently held this position for decades.I mean, there are women involved FFS, what could be gayer than that?
>>736646170You want women to be men.
>>736646224Only the .5% of men women want to be boned by are men. Everyone else might as well not exist according to women. I get what you are saying, but what we have is the realistic outcome of matriarchal anything. Even in a 1 to 10 male female ratio world only the tippy top of the gender exist. What you actually want is a low male high female ratio male dominated world.
>>736634437As someone whose shoulders become dislocated very easily, this is so fucking uncomfortable to watch.
>>736635637>this literal midget circus freak proves that its not unrealistic for women to be buff
>>736645703Either way an honorable warrior's death
>>736646357>Everyone else might as well not exist according to women.Simps have their purpose to gas up women by fawning over them. A true chad is the one that gives no free attention to skirts. They have to pursue him. To adjust for that dynamic they allow beta orbiters to orbit and give them attention, but in a highly controlled manner.
>>736646224If you somehow haven't played Deltarune, give it a try.
>>736634207Oh my god my sides
>>736636817What's happening to this bitch in the webm?
>>736633956>>736633956Breedable for warrior children. Im also on a steroid cycle so physically fit women I find highly breedable
>>736634437>trained womenshes on steroids retard
>>736646513Jewess hiding in a bunker during a bombing, I'd guess. A shame it wasn't a bunker buster.
>>736646269But they'll still be women
>>736634207>aurochs KEK
>>736646357>Only the .5% of men women want to be boned by are men. Everyone else might as well not exist according to women.Again, you're thinking about humans. Daxy are built differently. I'm not going to get into the weeds of the lore, and I won't spoil anything, but if you can get past the concept of "large lizard ladies from space raping dudes", it's a pretty interesting sci-fi romp. It deals with concepts of human masculinity, how religion affects politics, and forgiveness/redemption. I originally came into the series to shit on it, and was pleasantly surprised by how good it actually was. >>736646467I played the demo. As usual, Toby Fox is the GOAT when it comes to music and "okay" when it comes to gameplay. Being an old Earthbound fan, I get what he's going for storywise and can enjoy it, but I'd rather play the completed product and not have to wait on it piecemeal.
>>736646563If they are impregnating "men"(read women) no, they would be men. Males impregnate, females get impregnated. Let's be real, what you actually want isn't for men and women to swap places, what you want is to be a chick.
>>7366356374 foot 9 and grew up eating real food made with animal fats and meat instead of seed oil corn syrup carb slop unlike 99.99999% of people today
>>736645947You didn't worship that amazon's girlcock every night like a greedy altar boy and then fuck her? The hell is wrong with you
>>736637781Because when the 5'1 skinny nerd does train for a few days in his life he will become capable of overpowering all of them.
>>736636125Just injected, this one is highly breedable. We must spread those genes
>>736646628>what you want is to be a chickYou don't really understand the appeal of futa on male. That's okay, but don't pretend you do.
>>736646543Not a single one of those women is capable of getting pregnant. The injections completely fuck their fertility while they are on it(and sometimes long term).
>>736634207That explains why Jordynne Grace and WWE girls are horny 24/7
>>736646734Even futa on male doesn't have men with wombs usually. Also, those aren't males.
>>736636540>>736639639>>736645665one of the most famous and successful dogfucking whores who ever lived is literally a hulking roided up woman bodybuilder, she does an onlyfans kind of thing with her husband or whatever who is also clearly on roids>>736645947that alone probably wouldnt be a deal breaker but its probably there ontop of her having at least some other mild androgynous features right
>>736646762her old pics were pure sex
>>736646734I won't say futa on male is gay, but most normies aren't going to "get" what you're going for. Hell, Most of the LGBT won't either, they'll think you just want a tranny. You may as well say you want to have sex with a dragon or some other fantasy creature. >>736646768As this anon notes, men don't have wombs. Boypreggers memes aside, you can't get butt pregnant. Unless your futas do oviposition through their dicks or some shit and lay eggs in the guy's butt or something. You'd be going way off into the fetish weeds with that shit, so much so that I wouldn't be willing to follow you there, even in a hentai doujin.
>>736646628>male impregnate, females get impregnatedSeahorses say otherwise. Sure I'd be a chick or a guy but the main point here is as a species we need aggressive dominant hyper sexual females
>>736645947I don't even understand why this would be a problem. Just play with her massive clit, what's the big deal?
>>736634207This nigga said aurochs lmao them shits is dead bruh
>>736646905Male seahorses don't get pregnant. They have eggs laid in them which they then carry. They have no womb either.
>>736647000Yeah, because they got snusnued to death.
>>736633812>>736633956the image on the left has much wider hips than the 3d model. are you a retard who thinks people here dont like muscle chicks? go start a -4 str thread on /tg/ newnigger. people are obviously not talking about that when saying she looks like a boy.
>>736633812Don't care, still ugly
>>736646879>Hell, Most of the LGBT won't either, they'll think you just want a trannyFuta on male enjoyers are one of the few bulwarks against the online tranny horde, believe it or not. Those fuckers are constantly trying to co-opt the term "futa" to mean "transexual" in an attempt to weasel their way into the fetish and gatekeep anyone who disagrees. >Oh you like futas? Good thing I recently transitioned into one so now you'll have to accept me!FUCK YOU
>>736633812It's not the body, you disingenuous cunt, it's the fact that a woman would be allowed to eat ponuds of ground beef, jugs of whole milk and workout every day for years in a fucking zombie apocalypse instead of being turned into a breeding sow or thrown out of her little survivors community for being a literal dead weight and a net negative on everyone that has people scratching their heads.
>all these claims of giga clits and not a single exampleLame.
>>736647169Yeah, it's messy territory to discuss in any public form. There's all manner of smooth brains, puritanical retards, people unable to discern fantasy from reality, retarded SJW types, and straight-up schizoids. This is hardly the board to discuss it, though. Back to muscle mommy worship.
>>736647286>This is hardly the board to discuss it, thoughBro 4chan has had 50% GLOBAL traffic drop in only 5 years. Literally every hobby and interest board is dead. We should be grateful for any post in any thread at this point.
>>736647060>Male seahorses don't get pregnant.Yes they do. Females deposit eggs which are then fertilized by the males. Their pouch acts as a uterus and they give birth to the offspring
>>736647370No you nigger, that's not how pregnancy works. Egg sacks are not pregnancy. They hatch eggs, they don't give birth. It's not really any different from how nesting creatures sometimes have the male sit on eggs.
>>736647359I mean, if you want to get off in the weeds, you can. I came here to post muscle mommies.
>>736647486I'm just saiyan, man. Board divisions are probably working against the site now due to the extreme drop-off in traffic. It's segregating increasingly smaller populations that are isolated.We might as well discuss gaping anal porn in /cgl/ just to keep it on life support.
>>736647571That's at your discretion. Don't want to rustle the jimmies of the wrong mod. Lord knows most of those fags are ESL Indians these days anyway.
>>736647571The fact that we still have a mlp board says everything about the stagnation of this site and how retarded we are for coming back everydayAlso anal porn is probably par for the course on the cosplay board since there are now SO FUCKING MANY failed cosplayers on OF/fansly. Looking at you tommie mars, you couldve had the world, now you spread your ass and get fucked by a dude that sounds more girly than she does that will leave her the second the porn gravy train dries up
>>736647359I can tell /b/ is half bots posting at this point, its all the same porn, same topics, same shit. There USED to be originality and actual camwhores before the great social media retardation of 2016
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>>736634109Anavar and the muscle build up on their hips
>>736647654>The fact that we still have a mlp board says everything about the stagnation of this site and how retarded we are for coming back everydayOr the whole "no Western artists" rule in the hentai boards (which are dead), which stopped being relevant at least 15 years ago when Western started becoming on-par or even better than Jap artists. Or the fact that we STILL TO THIS DAY IN 2026 can't post webms with sound outside of /wsg/ (completely dead) and /gif/ (dying). And even then, the maximum file size is fucking 4MB. Like holy shit Hiro, I can send substantially larger files to my buddies in our stupid Signal groupchat than I can post here on the internet.
>>736647432They go into labor and undergo muscle contractions among other biological and behavioral changes anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsHCqrrU-Gk
>>736633812abby being buff is a non issue
>>736647815Keep posting muscle mommies while we bitch about 4chan
>>736647815>>736647943Some of the muscle mommy pics may be a little much for a blue board. Even the tame ones are nice I think.
>>736647926Again, that's not giving birth. Don't try to redefine words or fall for others trying to do so. Egg laying creatures do not birth. They lay eggs.
>>736647992
>>736647740I swear that guy who posts that one goth dude with poop pictures has been some kind of bot for almost a decade now. I stopped going to be at least that long ago when spam supplanted OC and legitimate threads.
>>736647943
>>736648045This is borderline too much mashule for me, but I still enjoyed the doujin.
>>736633812That was never an argument used by anyone besides incels who never interacted with any irl women and never will
>>736633812Tlou Jew tranny shill thread
>>736648210
>>736648015>Don't try to redefine words>they factually receive eggs, fertilize them, incubate them through gestation, and go through a biological process of birthing them>nu uh that's not birthAnon idk what else to tell you
>>736648258Holy Sex
>>736648310Birthing only applies to actual non egg live young. Stop falling for or trying to push the aaaacchullly males can give birth too psyop troons use seahorses to push.
>trannies trannies tranniesAmericans are mentally ill. Like troons.Imagine 1%, if that, of the population living rent free in your head.Actual goyim cattle.
>>736648303
>>736648386Hi rajeesh. What's it like it jakarta today?
>>736648310Live birth is different to laying an egg. He's being pedantic, but he's right.
>>736648389
>>736633812Imagine taking chuds seriously in 2026
>>736636225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyhdYTZgLc0
>>736648383They are live young being birthed, watch the video
>>736648473The dark elf does not concern herself with the laws of this land. She will take you back to her tribe and you'll be used for breeding until your penis snaps in half.
>>736648258Kind of hoped Vladislava did more pussy masturbation shit.
>>736648625
>>736633812>>736633956>>736634437This one make me want strongfat
>>736633956Goddamn I miss fucking varbies. These bitches would rival me in how unhinged they were even at my worst on tren, but they would fuck like an animal. Don’t miss all the drama though.
>>736648429Whose Rajesh? One of the several voices in your head?
>>736648612No, they are hatched in an external pouch which they are later released from. Again, no different from a bird's nest.
>>736646879Futa teen and muscle teacher
>>736648708
>>736645874Why are you super straight?
>>736648945
>>736648258i dont even like muscle girls but holy moly
Women can only build mass like this with steroids. Saying anything else is a lie.
>>736648903The eggs are deposited and fertilized by the sperm in the male and then birthed. At this point I'm sure you're just baiting me. I'm not gonna waste my time anymore trying to convince someone denying a simple fact agreed upon by scientists
>>736634109Why dont they smile?
It's fantasy. It's make-believe. It's fiction. It doesn't exist. Why does it make you people spend hours screaming and raging and tantruming over it?
>>736633956Im surprised the bathrooms are radioactive from the piss.
>>736649016
>>736649187Because theyre basically men, angry and horny at all times but all they can do is train and shoot up roids. Its not life you wanna be involved with nor date on. ALL they do is train, talk about training, eat copius amounts of dogshit food and then train more. Fucking for them is a waste of time, because it is. Just like fucking an onlyfans whore, why fuck you for free when they can fuck anything and make a vid and money
I simply think that if a woman is meant to be powerful and imposing then her design should reflect that.
>>736634180Thats because all the buff women are running porn selfie accounts with their husbands like real amazon warriors!
Abs of steel provide strong foundation to support massive mamaries
>>736634180Like the other anon said, all the legit bodybuilding women really do have fucking porn sites, its a goddamn catastophe how EVERYTHING has half the women having a porn on the sideUnless of course youre one of the .001% of influencers like leanbeafpatty who dont have to do the porn
>>736649269>>736649306Little too much mashule on her I think. Getting into macro territory for me.
>>736649159Ah yes, the same "scientists" who think men can be women and use said seahorses as evidence of it. Riiiight. Those "scientists".
>>736649518Makes about as much sense as believing my grandmother is sitting on a cloud looking down on me smiling as i fap to muscle ladies
It's a retarded game about the cordyceps fungus somehow turning humans into generic-brand zombies who do everything zombies do except now they have mushrooms on their heads, and you fucktards are arguing about one woman's physique. Do you have these "WHY NOT REALITY!?!?" arguments over Mario's jumping, G-forces not killing pilots in flight games, endless magazines in shooters, wall chicken healing you, etc?
>>736634437I'd never win that with a boner
>>736634829Thats another point. Cordacepts absolutely does not work like that. It doesnt scale up. Ants dont get brainwashed by the fungus, they fungus pierces their brain, which is microscopic, to tell it to walk left or right. It also extends to grab hold of their joints to physically make them walk until it detects being slightly higher and then makes it clamp down, which is a natural response reaction in the ant. Again, ants have exceptionally little brains and all their actions are simple the only complex results are because of pheramone trails resulting in Drone Intelligence.To scale it up would mean that it itself would have to be complex. The fungus would basically be a goblin that grows out of your hair, grabs your arms and legs to walk you, and slaps your ass to make you want to move forward and ignore normal impulses. You're not a zombie and neither is the ant, you both have an invasive brain fungal parasite.
>>736649587Thats Druckmanns faggot fault for turning an established IP into modern gender politic bullshit because he knew it would sell.
>>736649649What's political about a fit woman?
>>736635249Just repeat to yourself "It's just a game, I should really just relax".
>>736635710He smirks because he was raised in a culture built on the survival of the fittest. He is happy his woman is above average.
>>736649715>trans adjacent>fit woman
>>736649217>Just do nothing while we subvert the natural order to try to destroy Western civilization
>>736633812>VindicatedI know they exist, doesn't mean they are pleasing to the eyes
>>736649715Ask the lunatics on the Left who clap and cheer for masculine muscle women but call any muscular man a crypto-Nazi until they prove themselves otherwise.
>>736633953/thead
>>736649847Oh yes, a video game is going to brainwash the planet just like the funny fungus in said video game.>>736649813Every woman that isn't an anime oppai loli is a man.>>736649891I love making up things to force myself to rage, too.
>>736637893You also don’t need them to all look like fugly npcs you see at the local grocery store. Why do you want all characters to look like Jim from the local hardware or Jane from HR? Why do we need everyone to look “real” when real is lame and boring?
>>736649452Also, don't forget the armpitussy.
>>736649891id rather think a man is a woman that diddle kids so fuck off
>>736639174Just go to costco
>>736650063she’s built for that
>>736650137That's an opinion for sure.
>tlou2 thread gets hijacked by musclechadsAlso what the fuck is with all the tlou2 shill threads lately? I’ve been seeing one or two daily for the past three days.
>>736640020An edgy Dora the Explorer?
>>736650063>>736650174Too thick for me. The head-to-chest ratio is too off. You're in that macro territory. You're going down a path I can't follow.>>736650205Sorry, little man, you're in a muscle mommy thread now.
>>736650321I hope everyone enjoyed the muscle mommies, and your MM folder grew a little thanks to me.
>>736638319>all of /v/ is one personi want to have hot muscle sex with abby
>>736640379I wrestled with a kid in HS who absolutely did not give a fuck about the girls. He treated them as a man and he always won as he was a light weight class and faced them more often. We jokingly called him a woman beater and he would say, " they should have chosen volleyball of if they were afraid of being reamed".
>>736650225ABBY NO CLUBBINGABBY NO CLUBBING
>>736644942Sorry about the wait
>>736633956No tits? they need some massive bimbo implants. Imagine the video now.
>>736633956They look like they go home to beat and rape their femboy wives
Thank you for the muscle art
>>736650321personally, a lot of my adoration for muscle girls come from a pubescent fantasy of "what if shonen, but with hot girls?" the idea of a girl rivaling or even surpassing male heros through grit and determination was very exciting to me
>>736651042It depends on the style and how the proportions are done, but macro muscles turn me off pretty hard. Certain things get a pass, though. Desmos Salamandis shouldn't work for me but she does, even though she regularly takes up the whole page with how big she is.
>>736633956There's a reason muscle bitches get fake tits, it's because they look like men otherwise. Stop coping troony kek
>>736635431>posts the """"jewish"""" russians again
>>736651176i've gotten a taste for all types, but i do think the ideal style is one that makes the muscles look almost soft and squeezable cute face + absurd body is also kind of the appeal of it
>>736637001>one is meant to appeal to men who want to see boobs to jerk off toPretty sure nature made that design decision.
>>736650137>id rather think a man is a woman that diddle kidsWhy would you want to think of a tranny molests children? The fuck is wrong with you