Sadako is coming for your ass in 7 days. The only person who can help you is the protagonist of the last vidya you played. How fucked are you?
That's Kayako not Sadako
>Dick KickemWe're gonna end up spitroasting that spooky bitch
>>736638485oh nooo not a cute asian goth girl im going insane
NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE JAPANESE MILF WITH HER MOUTH OPEN READY TO TAKE IT AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
I don't need no vidya protagonist >Unzips dickI got that bitch right where I want her
NO DONT SUCK MY DICK, OH GOD PLEASE DONT SUCK MY DICK
>>736638485Cloud should be able to fuck her up no problem.
I wanna have sex with a sexy japanese ghost
>>736638485Engi from DRGI should be fine, unless he decides to actually use the fat boy.
>>736638485>Caleb from BloodBitch is dead no problem
>>736638485Me and Kliff McDuff will rape Sadako, DP.
STAND BACK /v/'rosI will handle her. Get somewhere safe.
>>736638485
>>736638485Your implying I want to be saved, and not try and marry her. Show her their are people who love her, nigger I would go to the well she died in and hug her corpse.https://files.catbox.moe/cu1w7t.jpgShe abused by her fucking peace of shit father, I don't want to hurt her more than she's already been through she's a victim not a monster.
>COMING for your ASSI tell Dante to step aside, and let her fuck me with her giant pale futa cock
>>736638738https://mega.nz/file/Z7x1ERKb#qQSF8T9hh3bnx6KmoO8EXmCE5_pJP9iRWhcAnuXnpBsEnjoy
>>736638798MILK
>>736638830Nice try but you're not gonna get me with the dolphin porn again, I'm wise to your tricks 4chan
>>736638485>my shotgun build guy from fallout ttwshe's going flying
>>736638485GHOST BLOWJOB WOOOOOOOOO!
>>736638830>dolphin ghost pornHOLY BASED
>>7366388301.21 GIGABITES OF DOLPHIN PORN!
>>736638830jesus fucking CHRIST MY DICK
SHE WANTS TO KILL YOU RETARDS
I don't know guys I think I can take on a 5'2" 90lb Japanese woman by myself
>>736638980>>736638963>>736638956>>736638864I'm scared, what is it?
>>736639094that's good it's your survival instinct kicking. I would listen and not click it.
>>736638812for real tho, zased
You guys get out of here, I'll hold her off.
>>736638485>gta online protagonist A niponese ghost versus God's favourite muteI'm fucked
>this is the most terrifying thing the human mind can conjure up according to Japanese menno wonder they are a nation of virgins
>>736638485Grudge 3 and Evil Dead Rise are the exact same movie I have no idea how the latter got away with it
>>736639169Isn't it canon that the gta online protag is basically immortal?
>haha the joke is porn!>I am mentally obsessed with women that don't have their clothes on!and straightoids say it's not a mental illness...
>>736639181you can't just post that without risk anon. spoiler it quick!
>>736638830You niggas always post the same one. I always liked this one more, anyway.https://3dporndude.com/video/12083/ghost-girl-sadako-fucked-through-the-tv-in-doggystyle/
>>736639292this is the true ending to the ring in japan
>>736639257>
Isn't Sadako an evil spirit that kills you the second she can? I don't think you can fuck that.
>>736639395evil spirits can't beat the cock
>>736639395not without my patented ring sex contract
>>736639292>>736638830for meâ„¢ it's all of LazyProcrastinator's Sadako stuffhttps://ahri2mp4.rule34.xxx//images/1695/64cbef8494b30944d89d82d512002eaa.mp4?11721907
>>736639471I think it can, anon.
All jokes aside, what's the actual strategy here? Like she is crawling through your tv, intending to kill, you have maybe a minute at best before she's sucking the life out of youheh. How do you seduce her and convince her to engage in a good old fashioned round of rumpy pumpy instead?
>>736639395what if i she cant fit through a phone
>>736639560>trusting an evil ghost with an orifice that has teeth
>>736639395Not with that attitude.But yes.I mean, you could also fuck a succubus that transforms into an onryo (play fucking phasmophobia)
>>736639490nice but hes not thrusting hard enough to make her grip the edges
Bitch is getting roundhouse'd back into the tv
>>736639615Succubi are empowered by sex, so yes, you could literally just whip it out and she'd go for it right away, but you'd die afterwards,
>>736639642>Nu-LeonHe'd let you die in a completely out of character moment just to make a lame quip and run off.
>>736639642good shit, leon
>>736638485Wasn't she unrealistically attractive but just surrounded by pieces of shit?
>>736639673>die afterwardshow's that an issue? I got the combo wombo
>>736639673Can't die if I pull out
>>736639673nah, I'd win
>>736638485Square up bitch!
>>736638485I'll come in her ass
>>736639257>Men expressing sexual attraction toward women is LE MENTAL IILLNESSNice projection, faggotThe hubris of fudge packers assuming that their man ass fetish is equal to natural heterosexual attraction never ceases to be hilarious
>>736639879This bitch literally lives in the tv. She has watched ALL the jet li movies. You are fucked.
>>736639395Sadako is a top tier psychic and murders through flooding your brain with immense fear that sends you into shock. There's not really much anyone can do once the 7 days end.
>>736640124i mean the whole point of the movie was finding resolution to her tragic death.
>>736640052I'm Yulaw anon. I'm nobodies bitch.
All-Might
>>736639987>appeal to nature fallacy
>>736638554Which one has the biggest penis?
>gay ass niggas lusting on the ghost """girl"""You are aware that Sadako is biologically male, right? Just looks female but has both genitalia. It's why HE was thrown down the well in the first place.You played yourselves.
>the homos have found the threadWe can't have nice things anymore
>>736640358I'll fuck your ass
Why is she always barefoot?
>>736640324This is a misrepresentation of the actual events of Ring.
>>736640310You really aren't sentient, are you
>>736640189The big twist of the movie is that failing because Sadako has become a malevolent monster that does not want to stop killing.
>>736640413It's symbolic~*
>>736639642>>736639732>Leon>trying to stop an asian womanChris is going to need to triple his roid intake to have a chance at pulling him out of her
>>736640290based artist
>>736640471>visible pussy lipsNICE
>>736639471she unironically does in the novels
>>736638485I got pack of condoms and a fifth of Tequila, im straight
>>736640517eh i will take the 3 day
>a generation of guys just looked at this and thought "wife"I think it's weird that it isn't weird at all, that virtually everyone who saw these movies ended up attracted to her and her author and production company have acknowledged thisAll she does in the movies is make spooky noises and crawl around and murder people
>>736640564Three days of nonstop sex with the ghost woman yeah
>>736640615>All she does in the movies is make spooky noises and crawl around and murder peoplewife material
>>736640452>>736640189The first depiction of Sadako isn't *that* evil because while you can't END the curse, she will absolutely spare you if you pass it on - and she will spare the person that you pass it on to, if they pass it onAs if her goal is simply to make everyone in the world aware of the tragedy that befell her, even if she has to do it one person at a time
>>736640615Her hair and gray skin hide any imperfections on her face, so your brain just runs free and imagines her being as cute as it wants.This isn't true for the American version though, we see her face and she is UGLY.
>>7366406153dpd>Ew she's creepyAlso 3dpd>Why dont men want us?
>>736638485>LttP Link (I just got to the Dark World and did the first dungeon [Hammer] and fourth dungeon [Titan's Mitt], and got the Red Shield a bit ago)Decently confident in my chances, but not enough to fully kick back. I'll still have an exist plan in place.Only reason I'm not wifeing her is because I've got my hands full already with my fluffy kemono wife.
>>736640742Hey remember the ghost with the basketball
>>736640738Nah Samara is ok too
>>736640742>shoes oneww
>>736640751>I'll still have an EXIT plan in place.ftfm. I'm on PC, not mobile, how did my shit autocorrect wtf
I'm finna be schleep.
>>736640798No I meant the actual ghost when she comes out the tv is hideous.
>>736640615The book constantly talks about how beautiful she is and tries to put an air of tragedy over it (admittedly half to set up the twist) so it makes you think 'i could've saved her'. Plus one of the short stories doubles down on that aspect. Makes sense that it bleeds over to Sadako (curse) instead of just Sadako (dead girl)
>>736640832Nah Samara is ok too
>>736640814she respects the sacred baseball diamond
>>736640856Reminds me of Nathan Explosion, gross.
>>736640798Fucking brat, she needed correction.
>>736640926>ghost pussyYeah, that's doable.
>>736639560everyone always says "what if she came out of a little screen" but imagine how scary she'd be if she came out of like, a stadium Titantron
>>736638554Why are jap names just adding ako to the end of English words>Kayak kayako >Sad sadako>Penis penisako >Cactus cactusako
>>736640938her mother tried that. see how that worked out.
>>736640980
>>736639879Would play a Punch Out but with horror monsters game
>>736640996Anonako...
>>736640856>>736640926>>736640798The stuntwoman who plays Ghost Samara is wonderfulI first saw her on the Terminator TV show, where she was killed by being stabbed through the eye with a stiletto heel - that she was wearing at the time
>>736640980>barclay_greentext.jpeg
>>736640702Does this mean two people could cycle the cursed tape between themselves infinitely?
>>736638485>dragonborn with sex modsHmmm. I could survive, but I could die
>>736641045kek
>>736638485>Warhammer 40k Space Marine
uhhh
>>736641091lel she's ded but so are you
>>736640938In real life too, apparently:>Adding complexity to Chase's situation are the legal issues she has encountered in recent years. In November 2018, Chase was charged with two misdemeanors: possession of a controlled substance without a valid prescription and possession of drug paraphernalia. These charges have serious implications, including the possibility of facing one year in jail and a fine of up to $1,000. This was not her first encounter with legal trouble, as in 2017, she was arrested on a felony charge related to riding in a vehicle reported as stolen.
>>736638485Played Pokémon stadium 2, I think jynx can protect me. I just have to fish for the 10% freeze proc.
>>736639181Think about it You come hot from a 9 to 5 salary job after being forced to drink by your boss.I believe Sadako was inspired by A Man woken up by a horny Asian wife after a shower in the middle of the night but had sleep paralysis hallucinations of a monster.
Did no one else get fucked up for many years by watching The Grudge as a kid? Or did everyone just discover it within the last decade and thought haha sex
>>736641164sad genuinely
>>736639253It’s not so much that he’s immortal, since he can still die. At most, the leader/God brings you back to life and gives you the means to avoid harm by taking away his ability to hurt others.Honestly, I don’t think those $500 that get deducted after dying will go to the hospital I think it’ll go straight into that guy’s pocket.
reminder that they made a ring vs grudge movie where the premise is some schmuck who got the tapes has a plan to bait sadako to show up at the cursed house and make them fight
>>736641216Saw it as a kid, thought it was rather uninteresting. Didn't even think 'haha sex' about it either, that was always more of a Ring (hollywood & original) thing for me.
>>736638485How strong is Sadako even? Does she die if I shoot her?
>>736641216I was the same with chucky. Until i grew older and now those films are "lmao, stoner comedy."
>>736641148>>736641091>Administratum log: encountered a minor daemon, unable to identify if Slaneesh or Tzeentch. Incinerated the housing block it was present in, resulting in only 30 civilian deaths. Left warding sigils to ensure it doesn't manifest again. Another victory for the Emperor!
>>736640615I watched Ringu for the first time last month, never saw the remake. Fucked up fingernails aside the Sadako attack scene at the end is basically>Slender long black haired woman writhing on the ground sticking her ass out for 30 secondsAnd immediately I understood everything
>>736641316>no mention of Idle Hands
>>736638830>>736638963>1.2gb for a 5 minute videoThis is unnecessary
>>736638830That looks more like Alma from FEAR
>>736641216Yes, her death rattle still freaks me out
>>736641346god bless japan
does it count movies and not just games, i should be fine
>>7366413902k and very high bitrate
>>736638485i thought she was getting futa'd
>>736641292>plan instantly backfires when the ghosts realize they can't beat each other and might as well work togetherUnintentional comedy.
>>736638830
>>736641216I watched it as a kid and i spent the next few years looking up the inside of my blanket in fear
>>736641443>CINDYYYY>THE TEEVEE IS LEAKINGGGGG
>>736641443>>736641635Crazy that they're making another one after all these years.
>>736641216From what I can tell people are only attracted to Sadako, Kayako is the one people are scared of. Kayako has always been depicted as being much more violent and savage, and her victims have a worse fate as they get trapped in the curse as well.
>>736641707Not really. We've been wandering through this wasteland of remakes and reboots for like a decade now. Hollywood dodges new ideas like Agent Smith dodges bullets.
>>736641765Kayako is also a roastie who intentionally cheated on her husband
>>736641808I thought he was Agent J.
>>736638485>battle of the 90s j-horror novelscan mitochondria beat smallpox?
>>736641707i dont feel like seeing another one, i enjoyed the first 3 ones and thats fine for me
>>736641765She's cute in the Wii game
>>736638485kek this bitch is an actual ghost buster
>>736641949NO NO DON'T RAPE ME PLEASE
>>736642070yeah, i'd be fine going out like this
>>736638485Why would I need someone to help me, a cute girl is coming to eat my ass, I already won
>>736642129They didn't rape him.They just broke his neck.It was sick.Like wicked sick brah.
>>736638798this is the ONLY good picture she has
>>736638830Thanks anon.
>Halo 4After consulting with the knowers of /x/, Chief would wipe the floor with her.But not before I do using the first method
you niggas still havent posted the webm of the dad who finds out the ghost who used to fuck him is now fucking his son
>>736638485I'll figure something out
>>736642325
anyone have that pic where she comes out backwards and the guy tickles her feet and makes her give him a footjob
>>736642609the man who took that photo is so god damn lucky
>>736638485>hinaI'm safe.
>>736642609Any screenshot from the films mogs this.
there needs to be a game where me and the ghost team up to kill the person who made them a ghost
>>736641346Sadako was the original creator of the "jacko pose"
>>736641346
>>736638485Big Boss?!?
>>736638485>TowerborneSpirits are among the things the Ace beats on the regular, so i should be fine
>>736642070Movie?
>>736638485what im currently playing...i dont see her defending me, so i guess im cooked
>>736642798spiral 1998
>>736641023heh
>>736642070>NOOO A HOT WOMAN IS KISSING ME, MY HANDS ARE SHAKING>BETTER THROW HER OFFAnd they wonder why the birthrate plummets
ugh, I need a extremely pale titcow with long hair to fuck me to death bros>>736641216My first exposure to sadako was scary movie 3/4. A shame since I was just thinking about those scenes while I watched the actual movie and the impact was really lessened.
i just played this because it is from yokotaro, badshit tho...thoughts on the 3rd entry of the series for the ps3?? that one doesnt actually look bad
>>736642609NO PUBES????
>>736641215
>>736641332Kek
>>736638485>Re7I am fucked. Ethan is slow as hell.
>>736643149I'm coming hot from my 9 to 5 salary job after being forced to drink next to my boss
>>736638485>my WoW paladinBitch is about to get smited by the Light.
>>736642070>0:18Think this gave me a back fetish.The subtle tease of ass is fantastic too.
>>736643257Modern WoW paladins don't get a bonus against undead mobs, you're fucked.
>>736643623she's smiling :)
Toasting in epic bread.
>>736643713
You guys know any Sadako-like games coming up?Here's one:https://store.steampowered.com/app/4103150/Ghost_Lover/
>>736643983And here's the other:https://store.steampowered.com/app/4295960/Manga_Club_Advisor_wants_to_support_Saeki_Sasara/
>can cure>resurrect>teleport>and deal damageI'm fine.
>>736643983Art looks too chinese, not Sadako-like enough for me.
>>736643983any sticc sadako-likes?
Does /v/ still remember the softest ghost?
>>736641332>only 30 civilian deathsMust be a salamander. Didnt scorch the entire complex.
>>736644583She's 70
I knew I downloaded this for some reason
>>736644437None that I know of.
>>736638485>Mario from Paper Marioill be fine. if partners are allowed he's backed up by the superior ghostfu.
>>736644715Damn right, she is.
>>736640615Something about her grey skin is just so attractive. Same thing with wii fit trainer.
>>736638691https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
>>736638485https://youtu.be/jn06lS0sYT0?si=j9fLx52WEkOSKwT4Imagine being preyed on by such a spirit as a yound lad. How horrifying. Im scsred stiff over here
>>736642070
>>736638485>FactorioI will just tell the engineer to do something else like upgrading my PC.And the i will let sadako milk me dry with her feet
>>736640996ackshuwally it's just "ko" and it means "child" and is commonly used at the end of particularly (not not exclusively) female names
>>736646514this shit always gets a giggle out of me
I'll show her my jiu jitsu moves
>>736638485>PsychonautsRaz can help her easy peasy
>>736640260SUFFOCATION
>>736639292>verify age by posting your faceNoo it reached my country
>>736639490>>736639292This.Keep it varied my fellow ghostfucker.
>Keeps getting referenced in games>Keeps getting mods>Keeps getting fan gamesPowerful.
>Zombie fuckers STD fuckers
>>736648514*STUD fuckers
>>736648514I always considered Sadako more of a ghost than a zombie
>>736642070>NO ASIAN WOMAN DON'T KISS ME>STOP ASIAN WOMAN NO DON'T TOUCH MY PENIS>AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>736638485>Excalibur Umbra from WARFRAMEShe's fucked six days to Sunday
>>736638485>Gleb CherenkovI should do fine.
>>736638485>Bulk SlashMech is stronger than Sadako, right...?
>>736641316I saw Chucky when I was 3 and it fucked me up for a while. I was convinced something in my house was trying to kill me for the 3 years after.
>>736638485Unless she get the raven out of the AC he's gonna fry her spooky ass.
>>736640996Their entire alphabet consists of syllables (the kind with vowels at the end). So not adding ako to the end would be very unnatural for them
>>736638485>Don't own a TVgg no re
>>736638485anyone got sauce for this yandex doesn't show me shit
god I love spooky girls
>helldiver>rover laser nearly cuts me in half >calls in gatling turret too close that finishes cutting me in half>half my body lands on a frag mine the helldiver chose to call on my position earlier>fully cease to exist, alongside sadako, when the 380mm he called in earlier deletes everything finally
Killer gang
>>736638485End game Terraria characterBitch ain't shut after the moonlord
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT'S A CUTE, LITTLE JAPANESE GIRL!!!!! D:
>>736642898>I'll pay you 20 USD to defend meeasy
If you guys are in the mood for horrorporn manga, check out this one.https://nhentai.net/g/393750/1/Last time I recommended it people like it.
>>736638485i jack off exclusively to the scariest monmusu girls i can just in case i ever run into a ghost or an alien so that my body acts on its own and immediately tries to fuck no fear
>>736638485I've never felt safer in my life.
>>736638485I'll be okay
>>736638485I make porn of Sadako in Honey Select
>>736642129If he had dropped his pants, he might have survived
>>736638485The main character from Sword Art Online. I have no idea how strong he is cause I never watched the anime and I've only played 20 minutes of the game
So, you guys have seen the ultimate vs movie right?
>>736641216>was 13 years old>watch it with my dad watch a reshowing of it on an old theater>perfect setting since it was literally only the two of us in it>kinda scared but thought I was a big boy who shouldn't be scared anymore>watched it the whole time meanwhile my dad was asleep for the whole duration of the movieIt was okay I guess. Completely stopped being scared of ghost at the end of that year too.
>>736644967>>736644583WATASHI YO MOETE
>>736641216I did. It got fixed after I wanted to fuck the ghost
My wife is Japanese and I make her dress up as Kayako with pale makeup when we have sexo
ENTER
>>736638485Im safe.
>>736638485>
>>736640960>There are people on 4chan (me) that would fuck a ghost.>Feds its not necrophilia its "incorpophilia." Totally different thing guys!
>>736659032Thanks, Ghostfuckers!
>>736638485>sam porter bridgesWell I may die anyways but at least he knows how to fight ghosts.
>>736638485I think I'm safe, this shit is normal for Isaac.Then again I was playing as Eve
To get back iron topic, I just played Ghost Trick so I believe that not only would I survive , but I'd probably get Sissel to either trap her, or at least calm her down on a ghost to ghost level.
>>736638485idk why people found her scarylike, if it was me..would.
>>736652314That was actually really good.
Is this like the Japanese version of "The Ring" or something?
>>736641216I still to this day have reoccurring nightmares about the grudge and whenever i see any mention or a picture of these movies online my cortisol levels are fucked up for the rest of the day and i keep checking my surroundings like a schizo.
>>736652314Badass page
>>736638485>Battlefleet Gothic Armada>the entire country get wiped in the crossfire
>>736662765Inorite. The only thing I don't like is how the ending follow open end like all japanese horror story do. At the very least I would like to know what the physically manifested ghost can do to the world.
>>736638485Looks like I picked the right time to play mask of the betrayer.
>>736638485>steveThat is one fucked up travel to his xp farm.
>>736639987Projection? read the thread retard.
>>736646514kek
>>736640996I don't know much about Japanese but as I understand they add suffixes to base words all the time. It's just how the language works. So something that might seem strange to you are me means nothing to them. -ko to make a name extra girly is just one of many, many things.
>>736640413japanese don't wear shoes indoors
>>736638485I don't need help. I will just make love to her.
>>736638554>That's Kayako not Sadako
>>736650686she can still get you from inside the AC cockpit dumbass what're you gonna do then?