Such a simple design but she's remained in the highest tier of waifus for almost 30 years. How did she do it? Was simply being the most attractive girl in the best game of all time enough?
>>736638934Simple designs endure for a reason. Look at Tifa, Mai Shiranui, stuff like that.
>>736638934I mean she is a traditional redhead housewife on a little farm. she knows how to take care of herself and probably her husband too given how she treats her family. That's always been a desirable, albeit a bit standardized desire for a young woman to be. Post irony makes genuine, simple things like this often controversial to people looking for controversy.
>>736638934beatiful cheerful redhead that you met as a child (both in game and IRL as a player), what's not to love? also big booba
i hate how she has escaped NTR fetishism. it seems wrong for a waifu to remain uncorrupted. idk just doesn't sit right with me that we don't all associate her with that stuff.
>>736639583i wish you could give her a mask to wear in the game
>>736639646unironically, get help, why is that the first thing you think about?
>>736639915it's what all people think about when they see an attractive woman. some people just get insecure and deflect such as yourself.
>>736640057>it's what all people think about when they see an attractive woman.no, it's just you, i doubt that "all" people think "woah, that woman is hot, i would love to see anyone else but me fucking her" when they see an attractive woman
Her reign is just beginning. Once the remake drops a whole new generation of Malonfags will be born
>>736639091>desirable desireholy esl
>>736638934This is what men want. Not girl bosses.
>>736639646You should go on hunger strike for a year in protest
Having Malon as your Maya in Hero of Law was kino
Whoever designed her knocked it out of the park
>>736640440I'm sorry that was voice to text, I'm not ESL I'm just a mobile poster. I don't know if that's worse or not.
>>736642549that's even more fucked up
>>736638934Bro, you're obsessed with a fictional character, stop it.
>>736638934>Cute>Kind>Long hair>Big booba>Perfect housewife material.She is just made to be married and have familybwith her.
>>736638934Malon is the perfect archetype of girl boss without losing her feminityOf course she would stand the rest of time
>>736643165where the fuck do you think you are?go back and stay out of ,/v/
>>736638934Simple, evocative and low fidelity enough that your own imagination fills in the rest suited to your tastes.
Imagine her looking at you like that
>>736640057Brother. We all ride the highs and lows of pornography, this isn't it chief. You will be psyoped into the next trend or fad. Make a stand on your sexuality, choose life, not destruction. Get help.
>>736643165>History and art fags obsessed with depictions of fictional women throughout history.>Femininity being expressed as a concept in art is widely accepted as good and normal>GET HELP BRO, YOU ARE ENJOYING A PORTRAYAL OF A WOMAN IN A GAME.
>>736638934I hated that dumb sound that plays when she's on screen.
>>736643165>He never had a Pygmalion moment in his life.I truly pity you
>>736643737N64 models are weird like that
>>736644473Now this is the type of on-model content I can get behind
>>736644473Booba!
>>736644325Her singing is beautiful
>>736644473Damn Malon really is stacked
If Malon wore a bra, what color would it be?
>>736638934she rode on the success of marin, and honestly, I completely fell for her, but if you think about it logically, she is not marin. Saria is. Saria is someone who found you and helped you, Saria is someone who plays music too. Saria is someone who cant go with you to where you need to go no matter what. Saria is the one who gets left behind.
>>736647132My mouth
For me it's Cremia
malon is the S tier zelda girl, its the redhead passive and it will never be nerfed I guess
>>736649308They can't top her
>>736645948It's just weird. Nothing but three notes lowering in octave with each note. Like, just no, man.
>>736650606I can
>>736638934Malon threadMiddle of the week evenCant beat a cute redhead
>>736644937You can find adult animations on certain websites using the 3DS models
>>736639646I seriously suggest that you shoot yourself in the head with a gun
WHY does she wear the bowser neckerchief ring
>>736658308because Nintendo used to have a unifying soul through shared iconography.
>>736638934>fairy boy and farm girlI think this couple was written about by the gods or something.
>>736658308He's a good character
>>736639836Cow mask
>>736640371I hope they don't change her design too much, it annoys me when a character"s content gets split because of the disparity
>>736647132Red/pink
>>736640057NTR goes against the natural instinct to have sex and reproduce. It's a sign of a genetic dead end to fetishize it, which is why only pornbrained coomers instinctively think about getting cucked.
But that's Cremia
She's perfect
why did they call her melon
>>736639646Zoomers are such a mindbroken, cucked generation lmao
>>736663537Cause she has melons
We need more mods for Malon
>>736666973list em
>>736660309Red I could see. Burgundy as well.
Fact: Malon gives the best handjobs in Hyrule.
>>736666973Wish Rose did more mods for Ship, but I understand that modloader is easier
>>736638934Natural Redheads are simply the best hair color a woman could have and makes any woman jump up 3 points instantly.
>>736668731Especially if that redhead is a farm girl.Y'know, I'm rather envious of you Zelda fans. Didn't have Ocarina or even a N64 growing up. My cousin did but that was in Mexico. I saw him play it once and what do you know, it's Malon Ranch.
>>736668731Pretty much. I love me some ginger minge.
Malon paizuri
>>736639646
>>736639646I am hoping you die.
>>736668731Any malon fans should drop their dc tag. I want malon frens
When drawing a Hyrule character, be it malon or others, I know the ears must be pointed but are there any other key features I should know?
>>736668731>be redhead>live in an area with no redheads>settle for a blondoid in the vain hope she got her grandparents recessive gene >all our kids come out blondeit's unironically over for me
>>736669495>feds are using Malon to get usSAD!
>>736669702ginger men get bullied so having blonde boys isntead is alright
>>736670296Do Ginger Women have souls?
>>736670986women don't have souls
>>736671683Women do have souls they're just evil souls that need to be controlled or else they destroy society.
>>736639646TotKbro btw
>>736640668>Hero of LawMy nigga. That hack was great.
>>736671726you're right
>>736671840>zelda x ganon NTR porn and femboy link porn increased exponentially since botw/totkyou're on to something here
If Link could break the cycle that he, Zelda, and Ganon have found themselves in for the last thousands of years, do you think he and Malon could live a good, happy, long life together?
You just KNOW that Malon squats to pee if she can't make it back inside before she has to go
>>736660974Honestly, is there a way to tell them apart without context clues? But, yes, it's Cremia.
Alright fellas a question. They live in a medieval society. If there was a Zelda game set in something akin to modern day - be it the 1800s, the 1900s, or even the 2000s - would Malon still be a farmer?
>>736673779>If there was a Zelda game set in something akin to modern day - be it the 1800s, the 1900s, or even the 2000s - would Malon still be a farmer?i don't see why not, 2000sMalon would be wearing Daisy Dukes tho
>>736674057>Daisy Dukes.God no, what have I done.>Daisy Dukes.>Checker-Patterned button up shirt tied into a knot.>Driving a John Deer Tractor.>A mini-game involves Zelda, Link, and Malon to dig up vegetables. Link and Malon are always in the high double-digits, but poor little Zelda only ever gets 10.
>>736674306>A mini-game involves Zelda, Link, and Malon to dig up vegetables. Link and Malon are always in the high double-digits, but poor little Zelda only ever gets 10.this is very specific
>>736674647I like the idea that a Zelda game that includes Zelda and Malon as characters in a party with Link would have mini-games that play to their strengths. Sword play and hammering? Thats Link. Archery and Outdoors-things? Thats Link and Malon. Dancing, diplomancy, or other gentle things like that would be all Zelda, and the others would suffer outside their element.Except maybe the Dancing mini-game.Zelda performs some grand and intricate dance that was taught to her by only the finest tutors in the land.Whilst Link and Malon just Square-Dance. Cause they're country bumpkins.
>>736670986>>736671683>>736671726Souls aren't *buuuuuurp* real, Anonymorty.
>>736674803and in set minigames you have to pick the most adecuate partner in order to get a higher score? that could a fun side activity, specially with cutscenes that alude to your choice
>>736675392Indeed. You can in theory train up each character, but they have a limit. Zelda isn't built for strength, but she can be made proficient in Archery and Spellcasting. Malon has no innate magical abilities, but can turn into a sword user and archery gal. Link can feasibly do all of thee above, but hes... Not very wise, kinda dumb to a degree, and will always have a hard cap on things not pure swordplay related.
>>736674803>Whilst Link and Malon just Square-Dance. Cause they're country bumpkins.Bitch please, Link's got the moves like Jagger.
>Dance off, bro! Me and you!
Link can even dance like a J-Pop idol!
>>736675783>Link's got the moves like Jagger.
Alright scratch that. Zelda does fancy dancing, Malon does country dancing, Link does that Clurb dancing.
>>736675997Yes.
>>736676165what's that model from?
Who is more deranged, Malon guy or Zelink guy?
Saria baby trapping Link for all eternity
>>736676530>Saria babytraps Link but he doesn't know it.>Hes happily married to Malon or Zelda or maybe he managed to fix Twinrova and married her.>Either way, hes living his best life when suddenly in comes this green gnome with a huge ass belly.
>100 posts in>not posting that Malon /ss/ video by FrootShame on you ..and I can't post it because Kemono doesn't have it and the catbox links I know are dead.
Malon wearing stirrups
>>736676360Looks like Soul Calibur 2 but with a cel shader so it fits into Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
Milk the cow(girl)Do it now
>>736677664sure
>>736677664but seriously how the fuck did she do it?
>>736677823You just answered your own question.
>>736639646>Nintendo fans can't go 5 seconds without thinking about NTR
>>736677823Malon's cow is my favorite White Elephant gift in fiction>Dairy cows can eat up to 100 lbs and drink 50 gallons of water a DAY, which Link (or whoever's watching his house) will have to carry up the ladder to his second-story home>That cow will also produce at least 50 lbs of shit a day that will need to be shoveled out, and make Link's home smell like cow feces for eternity there's no getting rid of the scent>The cow will be horribly depressed not having any space to roam or graze or socialize in Link's tiny ~100 square foot room>Most of this could have been at least mitigated by just leaving the cow outside on the forest floor, but no Malon for whatever reason just had to drag a literal ton of living bovine up two stories into Link's tiny treetop apartment
I know this is Malon thread but I love this picture and wanted to share it.
Also this one, for hilarity.
>>736678350>>That cow will also produce at least 50 lbs of shit a dayAnd that's if you don't give them prune juice to drink.
I drew this Link last year, I think around December. Gonna try again but with Malon after I exercise.
>>736677664
>>736678882>Think around December. >The tag clearly states August.Damn I'm tired.
>>736678882I'm not digging the hat but i overall like it
>>736679648Its not so much as a hat as a helmet, the Kettle Helm or the Chapel Helmet. Popular in France in the middle ages. Its rounded surface made it easier to deflect arrows and glancing blows. My Knightly Autism demanded it so.Hmm. Malon in a Medieval Peasant outfit...
>>736680829i would like a knight helmet with a green plume emulating the hat
>>736676673He's going to be paying child support in the afterlife
>>736676530>Saria baby trapping LinkNot possible.>Saria is a Kokiri>Kokiri are eternally children>as in eternally prepubescent>as in eternally too young to have children (yes there are cases of girls having children before they even hit double digits but those are very rare)>also Kokiri might not even reproduce via sexual intercourse because they're children of the Great Deku TreeTherefore, Saria will never be able to baby trap Link.*LOGIC'D!*
>>736681838Could one of the Gerudo's babytrap link?
>>736681838Then where do new Kokiri come from?
>>736682443From the Kokiri store.
Saria wins because her immortal shota son can give her endless grandchildren
>>736682443They're born of the Deku Tree. There's a reason why in the WW timeline they turned into Koroks with the great flood, since the forest as they knew it ceased to exist. They're more like a bunch of sprites and spirits that simply lived in the woods because they were tied to them, and were opting to be humanoids for the time.
>>736682425Well, yeah, he's a Hylian so he eventually goes through puberty, even if he got to skip it the first time, lucky bastard. So the Gerudo would have to wait a few years first, at least long enough for his "spiritual stones" to drop, but it could be done.>>736682443I already said it, the most likely hypothesis is that the Great Deku Tree spawned them. Considering the fact that the Kokiri are effectively immortal as long as they stay in the forest, and the other fact that the forest is usually safe enough that the only real weapon in the village is gathering dust in a chest in a hidden area, they don't have much need to reproduce. It's not like they're at risk of dying out.
>>736682443They are like seeds from the Deku tree, like the Dkleku Sprout
>>736684098What would happen if a Kokiri left the forest? Can they do so for a short period of time or are they permamently bound to it?
>>736638934
Before I head off, tell me. What is the best size to make Malon's chest? Yes, shes big, but whats the closest to canon?
>>736684571Each Breasticle is about 1/2 the size of her head
>>736684201All we know for sure is that Kokiri will die if they leave the forest, which could be meant very literally, as in they immediately drop dead as soon as they step over the threshold, which is unlikely because the path leading to the forest from Hyrule Field isn't littered with Kokiri bones. I think it's more likely that it's meant poetically: Kokiri will start aging normally and eventually die of old age if they leave. To an immortal being, the lifespan of a Hylian might as well be the lifespan of a mayfly, so to the Kokiri, the difference is meaningless. They were able to leave long enough to celebrate G-Dizzle's downfall, so they can at least leave the forest for short periods of time.
>>736677664>>736677823is a girl gifting you a cow a good enough of a hint that she likes you?
>>736685149A Kokiri would literally die, not from lthe life span but the fact of the whirling dervish of hell that is the pea hat and it's spawn.Kokiri lives in a peacefully place with no combat knowledge or of warfare. They are basically a person whose first video game was Ocarina of Time but no slingshot
>>736678908why does the cow want to be touched?
>>736686567The Cows udders are engorged, anon! She's so backed up it's actually painful, and since she cannot do it herself, she's asking the farmboy to do it.
>>736686636Every cow that Malon milks be like: https://youtu.be/-dsvKz7JkgE
>>736687069when Malons milks your peepee haha
post thing you would do to malon
>>736687069>>736687120>Malon Milk.>The Cows Cum Home.
>>736687120>>736687281For real, Malon probably gives the best handjobs in Hyrule. She has years of experience in squeezing long fleshy body parts to make them expel a white fluid. You'd be screaming like that cow if she touched your dong.
>>736639646Bejitabro btw
>>736640057I quite literally unwittingly played the part of a ntr bvll at one point in my life, and not only did I not develop the fetish despite also consuming high amounts of 2d porn, but I was pretty grossed out by the whole ordeal
>>736677664what does her milk taste like
>>736688013Like nectar of the gods.
>>736688013milk
Not malon related, but still, fuck you rock solid, stealing my thread
>>736678350Not to mention, Link is effectively disowned by the Deku Tree by OOT's end, so that cow is doomed to be left in the forest. He doesn't even get to keep the cow. And that's without factoring in Zelda's time travel mishap that makes this doubly so.Best case scenario, assuming they can even get it down from there, the Kokiri learn the art of ranching. Otherwise...stal-cow, the ouroboros of calcium.
people itt still don't realize that the kokiri/koroks are incorporeal forest spirits who assume different forms depending on who sees them>OoT link sees them as children much like himself>WW/BoTW link sees them as tree sprites>to SS link they were plant tanuki for some reason
I wish redheaded farm girls were real.
>>736683514The WW Deku Tree actually says the Korok form was created to adapt to life on the Great Sea. The exact quote is>Once upon a time, long ago, the Koroks took on human forms, but when they came to live on the sea, they took these shapes. Now they fear people...but to me, they will ever be my cherished little children. Which to me implies the Kokiri tried their hands at traditional seafaring and, one way or the other, failed so horribly that the Deku Tree had to grant them forms capable of flight so they could skip the ocean entirely.Now that I write this out, it's oddly similar to what happened to the Zora.
>>736688231i hate that garfield fucker
>>736688231OG Zelda needs love.
>>736689576sex
>>736687264based
>>736643165Wrong board, loser.
>>736688353"art of ranching" its one cow anon, i'm sure the kokiri can take care of one cow
What official Malon toys should Nintendo make?
>>736690302if the remake is real i'm like 60% sure they are going to make a Malon amiibo
>>736690302child link butt mousepad for Malon cosplayers only
>>736689560This is now the THIRD time he's "Stolen" one of my thread posts that gained traction. Faggot literally spends all day lurking on /v/ and screenshotting popular threads or some shit. And then gets jewbucks through engagement with his blue check
>>736671920i wish the team made it a full game, so good
>>736678536me and nobody :(
>>736641308my polygonal goddess...
>>736690302I would immediately take an SH Figurarts Malon
>>736684402Lon Lon Milk
>>736688939i really like this artist but only when he draws malon/cremia
>>736690302Mousepad with tits
>>736642549I've never considered using voice-to-text to post. Imagine using this technology to post hands free.>Hey Google, open the Twitter screencap thread. Wait no, open the other on... GOOGLE CANCEL!>Holy shit Siri, a Malon thread just flew over my house!>*Starting route to 'my house'*
>>736638934I love my gassy wife!
>>736639646Lol (you) got cucked out of getting cuckolded
>>736694392
Thread's ruined, go home everyone.
>>736696354>home
basado
Worse than NTR
>>736696593>Malon holding four cocks at once
>>736639646>>736696354>>736696854Samefag
>>736696863Looks like she's holding one cock and has 3 more cocks begging for their turn
>>736696593Did the chickens killed someone? What's with the red stains?
>>736697301>Did the chickens killed someone? What's with the red stains?
I got into an argument with my friends at school whether Malon had big tits or it's just her shirt. Considering all of the art that has come out, I stand correct.
>>736698860what the fuck is wrong with her armsit's like they're connected to her ribcage and her hands go past her knees
>>736699012shit i didn't even notice that until you pointed it out
>>736638934She's Marin but actually real. Red heads will be extinct in a couple generations and were already rare-ish back then.You want to know what that makes Malon? Timeless, forever, some fucks in the future will play this game and never even know such a beautiful type of hair naturally existed once.The fact she's part of a decent and absolutely human profession, the simple kind everyone can relate to even in passing, only cements her place further. Literally timeless.As the complexities and horrors of man progress further the longing for simpler times will further edge into view.
>>736698860am i crazy or does she have massive traps?
>>736699872Traps?
>>736639646is NTR fetish just misogyny in disguise
>>736698758>>736699146At some point there was a time when she went from flat to stacked. It's entirely possible that while still a young teenager, say thirteen, is when she became stacked.
>>736699974
>>736639646>i hate how she has escaped NTR fetishismStopped reading there
but dude she SMELLS LIKE SHIT
>>736639646You can make it if really you want to see art of something that doesn't exist.Problem is most NTR tards are all such instant gratification whores that all you see are pages and pages of AI generated blacked slop.
>>736700449That's just the smell of hard work, anon
>>736700449worth it
>>736700045basically, like how blacked is racism in disguisewhy do you think NTR is so popular in korea?
>>736700449Actually >>736694392
>>736700045Correct, catposting anon.
>>736700045What do you mean kitty cat?
>>736702701/v/rehs.... What does that feels like?
>>736703465i have no idea
>>736703465It feels... Comforting. Waking up in the middle of the night and seeing someone there.
>>736703465It feels cathartic at first, but then I get too hot from the shared warmth.
>>736703668During winter it must be cool
>>736704336Actually its warm.
>>736705876You little rapscallion
>>736700841More! More babies!
>>736700449Just wash her, it should be fun
>>736705962Hey its Kain!>*BANG!*
Consider the following:>>736705829
>>736658308alternate universe where Female Bowser existed in the Zelda world, reverse Beauty and the Beast style
>>736703465blissful ignorance
>>736706197Nah
>Pretty>Sings>Nice to animals>Playfully teases link and remembers him after years>Wants to be swept off her feet by a knight>Helps link on his quest >Provides a sense of normalcy/ home compared to the rest of the game world Ocarina of time actually has really blunt, basic dialogue. Aside from shiek, most of the characters are incredibly simplistic. So this is more about the general vibe. Malon is more of an atmosphere or mood than a really deep character. Maybe that makes it easier to project.Majora is when the characters got really good. The whole game had to focus on characters' 3-day arcs, so it makes sense.
>>736644141>We allNah these creatures are like a different species to me
>>736690302a poseable ~60cm plushiewhen you press the belly she plays epona's theme
Ocarina of time remake means we're all gonna be seeing a lot more malon soon.Hype? Ourgal's long awaited return.
>>736707074I would be more excited if I had more faith in modern zeldaRight now, assuming the remake is real, my only wish is not to fuck her up somehow
>>736707383I'm sure they'll rewrite it to make it explicitly clear she only sees link as a friend.
>>736706789Malon being one of the first characters to recognize Link after becoming an adult is pretty great.
>>736707074I do not trust Eiji "I wanted the Hero of Time to be gender neutral" Aonuma or Hidemaro "everything must be Skyward Sword" Fujibayashi to do anything anymore if I'm being totally honest with you.
>>736707074>>736707383>>736707827Is there even any confirmation of an OoT remake beyond "my favorite leaker said so" yet?
>>736708074Nope.MonolithSoft Zelda is real though.
>>736678516
>>736638934Every man wants to have sweaty sex on a bed of hay in a musty barnhouse.
>>736708721The "cow" in Link's house btw.
>>736672670Nigga the fucking gerudo femboy fit???
>>736708721It would be very easy for anyone with MS paint to make her bottomless btw
>>736703465Bags of sand
>>736638934i want a game where you play as malon
>>736687264
>>736674803like a RE4 with Link and Malon instead of Leon and Ashly?
>>736710712Link attempts to say quippy one-liners, but they're just all manner of HIYAs.
>>736709170Put this on a billboard and they'll sell millions
OoT Link is the most handsome Link. Malon did good.
>>736711046We know, OoT Zelda.
Considering she likes them, do you think Malon would take being called a cow a compliment?
>>736639646you need to be culled
>>736712747I want to make her moo
>>736639646The zelda fandom, in general, doesn't really tolerate most degenerate shit like that. It makes the various homos and trannies seethe to no end.
>>736712747I think she'd recognize being called a 'cow' is in fact meant to be an insult, but she'd spin it as a compliment as a gotcha
>Malon threadNow this is a nice change of pace.>>736707074I don't know if I have any faith in modern Zeldas to not fuck up an OoT remake, but it would at least be worth it for a modern day 3D Malon model. Finally revisiting best girl after all these decades.>>736707805Wasn't she more or less the only non-essential NPC to do so? Though you could make a case for Mido pretending not to do so.>>736712747It may be too ingrained as an insult, I personally would default to cowgirl.
I want to enjoy Malon's insides
>>736717213Was waiting for you to show you ass here. Fuck you for "annoucing" in the Zelda girls thread that the thread was "shi"t and not "deserving" of a bump, like some entitled attention whore. Next time just fucking let it die peacefully you faggot.
>>736717943
>>736717943Now anon, if I didn't know any better, I might get the impression that you're "mad".
>>736718149>>736718413I'll just shitpost even harder then
>>736718413
>>736719561As if you needed an excuse.>>736719838Why she so smug, tho?
>>736719926
>>736696483for me its romani ranch with my two wives when I'm not busy paying a visit to their cousin in clock town
>>736720292>yellow apronGARBAGE
>>736720474fair
>>736720521catbox it
>>736713436>The zelda fandom, in general, doesn't really tolerate most degenerate shit like that.>a good portion of malon porn is her getting horsedman I dunno
>>736639646Average Zelinktranny post.
>>736721042Easy, he gets mad if you call him out.
>>736676360Melee.
>>736721740perfect
>>736721740Kisses
>>736718413What's that Malon from?
>>736717261Is this that comic in which Link fugs every woman he sees?
>>736697854Someone hit the cucco one too many times
>>736688664>Built for railsWhat did they mean by this?
WHERE'S THE WEBM? YOU KNOW THE ONE
>>736724247Gonna have to narrow it down
>>736639646100% agreeShe should be a prostitute and pregnant with the child of an unknown man who Link mistakes as his own
>>736639646do trannies really?
i love how she has escaped NTR fetishism. it seems right for a waifu to remain uncorrupted. ik it just sits right with me that we don't all associate her with that stuff.
>>736725209She belongs to hyrule
>>736724393https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9728957&tags=mossyfroot+video
