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>Bigfoot got definitively debunked before we could get a single decent bigfoot game
It's not fair
I justed wanted a bigfoot phasmophobia
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>>736647586
Bigfoot noggers are going full damage control trying to dox and send death threats to anyone comments on the new footage. It's pretty funny.
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>>736647586
We could still have spooky lizard man games
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizard_Man_of_Scape_Ore_Swamp
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>>736647716
Link footage.
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>>736647586
Is the footage public yet?
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>>736647797
>>736647808
The footage isn't released online yet and has only been shown in theaters but pretty much everyone who has seen it agrees it is the death mail for the Patty film.
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>>736647889
>death mail
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>>736647586
Nessie, you are next
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>>736647949
Don't open your mailbox
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>>736647586
Tldr?
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>>736647995
They found the costume test footage after all these years. You just need to pay to watch the documentary it's in to see it.
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>>736648062
Not just that but Bob Gimlins son is the one who released it admitting his dad just made it up. The only reason it wasn't released sooner is because his mom didn't want the free money train to end and said he wishes his son was never born for releasing the footage. Women get evil in old age
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the absolute cope
https://www.reddit.com/r/bigfoot/comments/1rxaxjd/patty_left_ten_footprints_in_1967_cast_by_two/
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may i see this damning evidence?
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>>736648192
It's only in theaters right now but will be streaming probably next month
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>>736648139
>Bob Gimlins son is the one who released it admitting his dad just made it up
didnt he say this many years ago? I didn't know people still considered this footage debatable
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>>736648176
This is what happens when you dedicate your entire existence to finding bigfoot
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>>736648176
Well damn, can't fake a footprint. That's impossible
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>>736647586
I remember schizos pretending like it was impossible to replicate the walk in that video when it’s just a slightly hunched over walk
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bigcopebros...not like this...
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>>736648347
Retards say anything to confirm their own belief. The suit gas to be real because you can see veins! (There are no veins they are just seeing what they want to see)
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>>736648139
>Women get evil in old age
Yeah they're really moral before they get old
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>>736647586
we still has nessie
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>bigfoot footage is fake
>okay show footage
>give me money first
Yeah, no thanks, funny thing is that this feels like a scam.
Scam within a scam, scamception.
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>>736648347
But what if you saw someone moving like this?
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>>736647586
There is no myth, no magic, just billionaire pedophiles doing coke and raping your children. A world of brown retarded slavecattle serving materialistic psychopaths. Aliens don't visit us because they know we are already a doomed civilization.
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if bigfoot was real someone would have killed one by now
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At least Aliens are real
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Bigfoots are real, but they’re interdimensional like aliens
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Let us back in
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>>736648410
>bigfoot footage that I dedicated my entire life to getting is real
>okay show footage
>give me money first
It's okay when he does it
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>>736648543
>advanced interdimensional race spends its life as a nude chimp with filthy matted hair, wandering aimlessly through the woods
this has always been the dumbest theory held only by the most schizophrenic of subhumans
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Bigfoot's totally real, there's too many unconnected accounts for it to be made up
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>>736648446
Damn that sucked. Waste my time like that again and you will be punished bigly.
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>>736648446
If it's female then I would have an erection haha
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>>736648468
sorta but worse
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>>736648617
They are trans
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>>736647586
Did that Bigfoot always have titties?
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>>736647586
then what about the yeti and that one image of the 7-foot monkey that some hunter killed that was somewhat close to the evolution of humans
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>>736648646
i don't why some people would want to fuck a hairy ape like what sense does that make your basically piping a devolved evolution of yourself; you might as well fuck Chewbacca while at it.
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>>736648603
Nobody said advanced. It’s just nature. I don’t know what I believe, but I’ve heard some convincing stories about portals
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>>736648646
The PGF is a recreation of the Roe encounter that Patterson wrote about and drew before the film and which had tiddies.

>>736648653
Half the time Tibetans are describing bears when they talk about Yeti. The White ape Yeti is a western creation.
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Even if this does disprove the Patterson film, don't like, other people have videos of it?
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>>736648610
A lot of people see bears, yes
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>>736648719
This but with black women
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>>736648781
so, what about stuff like the skunk ape or the people of the amazon forest, there's been occurrences where people detailed seeing devolution apes acting like humans
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>>736648940
Imagine getting fucked by one with his big ape cock
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>>736648940
People also describe a lot of shit. Elves, skinwalkers, dinosaurs, ect
So by this logic you have to accept them all as real
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>>736649023
Apes have very small cocks. Humans have the biggest dick of any primate. Gorilla cocks are less than 2 inches
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>>736648940
>devolution apes acting like humans
what does that even mean
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q60mSMmhTZU
fucking lmao
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>>736647586
I mean...that's obviously a costume. You can literally see where the arm/shoulder lines are, where the torso section ends right above the diaper section and the lines where the leggings begin after the diaper.
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>>736648786
Bigfoot back in 95 crashed my cousin's quinceanera and ate all the food and beer. He cried hard during it and tried to overthrow the dj but everyone stopped him. This made him incredibly mad that he took the biggest shit on the dance floor that was so rancid that it compromised all the film. When he stormed out he lifted up my incredibly fat tia like nothing and took her into the woods with him and we never saw her again.
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Unironically all you would need to prove bigfoot exists is a single strand of hair or piece of shit.
I used to use this same technique to identify bear populations when I was a biologist. The fact there are neither pretty much that there are no big feet
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Bigfoot was always lame and gay.
Where my Jersey Devil bros at?
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>>736647586
Feels good to believe man
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>>736649261
>feels good to cope
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>>736649092
early-stage homo erectus
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>>736649290
"I AM A MEME MAGICIAN" anon screeched with tears in his eyes
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>>736649059
sure, as long as other people proclaim to see them too while also showing somewhat evidence on their 166p go pro camera
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>>736648176
Wow I had no idea the bigfoot community was this autistic. That shit would make ponyfags cringe.
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>>736649381
Pretty much all the video evidence has been debunked
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>>736648139
>The only reason it wasn't released sooner is because his mom didn't want the free money train to end and said he wishes his son was never born for releasing the footage
Absolutely yikes
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>>736649330
compared to late-stage homo erectus?
you're just putting words like devolution and early-stage in front of things and expecting it to make it sound like you know what you're talking about
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>>736648139
If she didn't want the free money train to end why didn't she destroy the evidence decades ago?
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>>736648446
sex
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>>736649595
I'm going to put it in a language that 4channers can understand it's a downgraded black person basically what Bigfoots is.
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>>736647586
It’s over…
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>>736649170
I dont have a strand of your hair or a piece of your shit. this means you dont exist
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>>736647889
>in theaters
fake and gay
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>>736649826
because you could still sell that evidence at the end
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>>736647586
I never understood why bigfoot was such a big deal when every north european country has like a hundred more interestin folklore creatures each.
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>a downgraded black person basically what Bigfoots is.
Look up Zana the Almasty. Russian villagers found a feral female Almasty (Russian Bigfoot). They kept her in their village. Bunch of Russian men sexed/raped her. She had babies.

Scientists got to know about her after she died but they tested the DNA of her descendents (picrel) and she was just an African woman. Probably an escaped slave from the Crimean slave trade/Ottoman empire.
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>>736650518
and that's how the juice were made
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>>736650518
Of course russians gang rape what they believe to be female bigfoot
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>>736650518
Russians back then were infamous for rape back same with Japanese as well
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anyone thinking bigfoot is fake is a fucking redditor faggot midwit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGfIIjN-P7o
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>>736647586
>no loveland frog game
fuck bigfoor
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as some one who has gone hunting at 1am at night i still believe
>>736650779
imagine the juicyness of the fried frogs legs if you bagged his ass, bet a 204 ruger would do it
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>>736650261
>Bigfoot is just a retarded nigger
based
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>>736650890
Kek
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bigfoot shit is so retarded
>why cant anyone recreate the suit????
no one cares lol, bigfooters would just deny it anyway, there's literally no reason to try
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>>736650779
>that theory that the loveland frog was just a guy in a diving suit, who was testing it out in the lake across the street from the diving suit making company, that got shot by the police and it was covered up as a cryptid story
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>bigfoot isn't real
>werewolves aren't real
>vampires aren't real
>fairies aren't real
>dragons aren't real
>gnomes aren't real
>machine elves aren't real
>aliens aren't real
>every space mission is faked
>only thing real is the satanic cabal of pedophiles
Why is real life so fake and gay?
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>>736648446
let's see you turn tricka and I'll treat you to my sausage
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>>736650502
It fits into American hill billy and camping culture. If you are some inna woods dude big foot is your jam. Europeans don't have this type of culture.
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>>736650770
Damn random noises prove it!
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>>736651572
I can read chinese. This image is calling you a nigger.
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>>736651742
>gnomes aren't real
he doesn't know
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>>736651742
Gnomes are literally and unironically real. They are likely some kind of demonic trickster creatures. Hard to tell for sure.

Fairies are real. Not really sure what they are but you can feel them for real if you stay in the woods long enough.

Skinwalkers are real and dangerous. If you smell roses and a metalic smell, and all the bugs stop making noises all at once in the woods, make a fire as quickly as possible and say "I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE" and "IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BE HERE". They don't like being stood up to.

It is possible to 'slip' out of existence when you are in the woods, far from civilization. I suspect that there are moving pockets of weak dimensional barriers that people can fall through. Sometimes people are able to cross over and then return. You'll hear stories about such cases where people report going somewhere and everything is very still and there is a specific color cast or smell to everything, like they are in another time or place, before they snap out of it back to reality. This might be what happens to some people featured on missing 411, but impossible to tell for sure.
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>>736652330
Half of this reads like a copypasta I saw on /x/
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>>736652330
>that one story with the sudden switch to alternate dimension and a man-monkey man killing grinning thing and the drawing description made by some other person years later
cant remember the details but the imagery is really eerie and terrifying.
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>>736651742
All those things are real
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>>736652330
I don't believe in gnomes or alternate dimensions but there is that one story of a guy walking his dog and seeing some weird humanoid monkey-man in the middle of the street. He said it was beckoning to him and trying to get him to walk over. My skin is crawling just typing that, I believe it.
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>>736652610
Who told you that?
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>>736647586
>Bigfoot got definitively debunked
I literally just saw him last week
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>>736652693
>I believe it
why
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>>736652330
Hey skitzer, why are a bunch of UFO nerds all disappearing? I'm willing to entertain insane conspiracies on that topic
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>>736652693
Anon, that monkey-man was just an abo
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>>736652552
the one with the fake car-like machine and the fake human face torments me.
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I don't know how retards thought that Bigfoot was real in the first place, like the whole premise is so stupid to begin with. In this day and age no one has ever captured one on video or found a corpse of one, all they have as "proof" is random sounds and footage that looks completely fake by all standards.
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>>736652761
Because... I was that dog!
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>>736652427
Because it is. The entire thing is.
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>>736652772
UFOs are some of the most well documented paranormal activity, most of it is secret human tech/weapons that you aren't supposed to be seeing, so take a wild guess of what happens to those nerds.
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>>736648446
Killer Instinct Hisako mo-cap?
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>>736652878
:O
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>>736652761
because he gathered his chakra
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>>736652878
What a twist!
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One time, I was visiting my dying grandpa. It was a long trip, so I took a nap, and woke up from a vivid, I'd say, uncomfortable dream. The weird thing is my grandpa also woke up, panicked, delirious, describing an eerily similar dream. In mine I visited my grandpas room, there was a little gnome / elf on his dresser, and I saw my grandpa in his bathtub. He was talking about a little man dancing on his bed, and about himself drowning.

So not exactly the same thing, but the key points are weirdly similar. I otherwise don't believe in anything supernatural, but I think there are things about the workings of our minds beyond our understanding.
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>>736652903
Okay, sure, but why right now in particular? And what's being done with them? Are they being killed and disposed of, or kidnapped, and by who?
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>>736647586
The moon landing also got debunked and we still got plenty of space games.
Don't lose hope bro.
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>dude, there are totally these 4 meter tall apes roaming around for millions of years but we just can't get a single video of them with our 16K ultra hd mini computers everyone has in their pockets and 680K satelites in orbit
Even funnier is how the "lore" evolved now because of this saying that Big foot is actually an alien species and they have the ability to turn invisible and create Sonic warp rings to move around so that's why they're so elusive.
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>>736647949
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>/x/ is literally 20 generals at every point of the day and chatbots talking gibberish to one another
Just delete that board.
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Wait
Did people really think some shit like bigfoot exists? I thought it was just some "back in the day people saw some hairy thing in forest and now its a folktale"-thing, not an actual shit people believe in.
Like I don't like amerimutts but they can't be THIS fucking stupid that someone needs to "debunk" some retarded hairy forest ape joke video.
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>>736647889
I doubt most bigfoot hunters care about some random film from the 60s. theres been "sightings" of whatever the fuck people thought they saw since the indians were still around
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>>736653602
Yes, they genuinly believed there was a 10 feet tall ape in american wilderness that somehow avoided cameras and modern 20/21st century tech for years.
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>>736653324
We are literally going back there right now
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>>736648446
wtf is that bigfoot?
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>>736650518
>Indonesians force an orangutan to be a sex slave, put makeup and perfume on it and shit
>When human prostitutes were already in the village
>Every single time they fucked the orangutan
>Non whites would rather fuck an orangutan than one of their own women
They're all like this. This is why they're so desperate to claim that white men prey on black queenz in all those sexual assault PSAs. It's why black woman white man is the default couple in movies now. Pure jealousy
>How come massa don wan me?
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>>736653338
Yep. It is the same thing that happened to religion.
In old religion god/gods interfered with human affairs daily. Now it is all god's will shit with no direct interference because claiming concrete events are easy to debunk. Cryptids are having to make the same cope now that everyone has cameras.
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>>736653338
(ape) megafauna that survived culling from humans by maintaining small populations while being intelligent enough to efficiently avoid humans as much as they can doesn't really seem all that farfetched. the schizophrenics that try to turn bigfeet from a very impressive animal with intelligence most likely higher than cetaceans into a dimension hopping capeshit character ruin all the fun
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>>736653734
>back
Ninja we're going there for the first time. Unless this trip is also a hoax, which is very likely.
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>>736653782
Believing the wild parts of North America could theoretically hold populations of non-human primates was completely sensible if farfetched until the invention of widespread aerial surveillance and modern satellite imaging. Bigfoot as just a North American equivalent to a gorilla was something I'd say was totally fine to believe in up until the 21st century. It's just that when the technology got to the point where large fauna could no longer be reasonably undiscovered anymore on land, people started inventing increasingly kooky shit to keep believing and that's the problem.
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patty is real. fuck off kikes.
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>>736653917
Sorry Ivan, you lost the space race
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>>736647954
Nessie has been debunked long before bigfoot
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>>736653997
More Americans insists moonlanding was a hoax. USSR said themselves back in the day that it was real.
While Russia has more than enough hybrid influence and trolls around the internet, you should not forget that Americans themselves have been the biggest moonlanding critics. Mainly because NASA was getting "too much funding from the government".
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>>736648406
Dude they 3D live mapped Loch Ness there’s nothing in there bigger than a sturgeon.
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>>736647889
>death mail
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>>736648446
>mocap like that being tracked with a bunch of reflective stickers instead of anything digital directly on her
I'm amazed if whatever system they got could decipher every limb overlapping and contorting so much
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>>736647586
using basic logic would have already led you to the conclusion bigfoot wasn't real, the possibility of a big primate (mind you North America isn't exactly known for having many if any native primates beside humans to begin with) just not being noticed despite living California is absurd, especially since said animal would inevitably leave behind a shitload (in some cases literal shitloads) of evidence its in a general area since it will be eating a lot of shit and likely even modifying the general enviroment to suit its needs, that and the obvious fact we somehow lack a skeleton for said big primate, after a certain point you just have to say the various scenarios for it to exist while avoiding any detection become to absurd to take seriously
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>>736647586
>talking about shit no one knows about like its common knowledge
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>>736655538
My guess is that bigfoot are extraterrestrial
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>>736655538
Logic doesn't matter to someone who say a scary thing in the woods or heard a guy who heard a guy who did. That's just how humans work
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what about my wife /v/?
she was real, r-right?
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>>736654295
This money should be going to black people!
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>>736653338
>>736653779
That's only for schizos that have to keep believing it. Actually people into cryptozoology would not go with that route, cryptids are just animals whose present existence is disputed or unsubstantiated by science. If it seems impossible to be real then it's not real, no need to cope with paranormal/alien garbage
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>>736650518
The DNA tests didn’t prove she was an African woman. They found trace similarities in her purported descendants but it’s still unclear what she was since the physical feats she was capable of are beyond even the most physically adept human male. The theory that makes the most sense is that she was a Neanderthal leftover.
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>>736648603
It's more common than you'd think
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/v/ cryptozoology/paranormal thread? :D
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>>736656170
Owl on a tree stump in the dark.
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>>736651742
>gnomes aren't real

I was driving back from a home depot run for supplies to fix a hole in my drywall and saw a tiny figure the height of a rabbit in a bright yellow pointy hat on the side of the road on the edge of a basedbean field. I was going like 60mph and barely got a look at it, almost slammed on my brakes to go back but there were cars behind me. I told myself for the longest it was just a weird looking plant or a kid strapped a party hat on a cat or something. But no it was probably a gnome
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>https://web.archive.org/web/20120112005724/https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1000

Surprised no one posted this yet.
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>>736647586
There is this game at least:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/509980/BIGFOOT/
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>>736656550
>the physical feats she was capable of are beyond even the most physically adept human male
I mean there's no evidence of those feats right? She was dead by the time any scientists showed up so they could just be exaggerated over a generation or two. Maybe it started off as "she's really strong for a woman", then became "she's stronger than the average man" and then became what the scientists were told.
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I feel bad for reddit tier normalfags who can't believe in the paranormal. It opens up so many doors in life and you can still do all your dumb normalfag shit too but it makes a certain type of "person" seethe uncontrollably when you say you believe in such things.

>>736653338
you don't understand high strangeness at all. You have a second hand superficial idea of the claims being made but not the what or why. Anyone who has looked into this phenomonon even in it's nacent stages has come to similar conclusions that the pop culture idea of bigfoot as a literal ape is not the case

Sometimes I wonder if it's even worth trying to reason with normalfags or just profit off of their ignorance in obscurity

It's funny how many "mundane" things they like do have occult origins and they seethe when you point it out.
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>Nooo my cryptid is real!!!
>No mine is
fags, all of you. NONE OF YOUR CRYPTIDS ARE REAL!
Except the belgians, i fully believe they are very much real
pic unrel, i just want your attention
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>>736657281
Well, Zana's skull was dug up. Here it is.
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>>736657632
but at the same time maybe it's best to just leave them be. There's nothing wrong with living a normal magic free life and they literally can't handle the truth and it's better to let them remain in the shallow waters of their willful ignorance. The problem is how they react with vitriol against those trying to enlighten them to the true magic and wonder of existence. Pearls before swine and all that as much as I loathe to say it due to holding out hope for humanity

Pic actually related. IYKYK
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>>736649092
Visit afrika or an american city and you will know
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>>736657632
I literally had a shadow woman mount and strangle me in my sleep when i was a child complete with purple/red strangulation finger marks on my neck.
Almost had my parents arrested and myself put in a foster home until it became obvious without a shadow of a doubt that neither of them nor my sister (that started screaming for their help as we shared the room) tried killing me in my sleep. I am not a normalfag and a giant ape that warps around the north american continent does not exist.
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>>736657632
>Anyone who has looked into this phenomonon even in it's nacent stages has come to similar conclusions that the pop culture idea of bigfoot as a literal ape is not the case
AKA "there is no strong evidence for bigfoot, no bodies found, no signs of them living their lives, no clear photos or videos. I can't accept these facts. Welp, time to lie to myself by saying that bigfoot is an interdimensional alien shaman who goes invisible and dimension hops whenever anyone goes near even though there is no evidence off that either and I've just pulled it out of my ass. Why isn't everyone joining me in my retardation?"
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>>736657851
they're like the fae dumbass. They aren't corpreal beings. Actually read a fucking book sometime.

>>736657856
Fun fact UFO sightings and sightings of Bigfoot cluster together. All paranormal phenomenon are linked and you shouldn't get stuck on strict classification like a beastiary in an RPG.
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>>736657856
>>736657973
In addition I too have experienced the shadow person phenomenon. I fucked mine when it tried to strangle me

I feel so bad for reddit skeptics and their handicapped understanding of reality. Always so angry too. I've never liked the word Hylic but some people can't function outside of their normgroid upvoot existence
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This thing lives in a relatively small area in Vietnam (much smaller than the potential range bigfoot could roam around in). It was only discovered in 1992. Scientists have placed trial cameras all over it's living area. Despite that it has only been captured on camera a handful of times, the last time being in 2013.
People overestimate how easily spotted a creature with an extremely low population density would be. "If bigfoot exists, we would have already found him" is not a good argument.
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>>736657973
>they're like the fae dumbass
You're saying this based on?
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>>736657661
>belgians
>real
Come on anon. At least try to sound somewhat believable.
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>>736653734
How many rats walking on 'space stations', bubbles in space, green screens bugging out, clearly visible vires on 'astronauts' does NASA have to put on youtube, before mutta realize they've been tricked?
>b-but this time its definately real
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>>736658138
a comprehensive cross referential examination of paranormal phenomenon across decades unifed under what would broadly be refered to as "forteana"

I'm just saying anons suspend disbelief for a moment and just try to experiment with this stuff. I was a atheist until I tried chaos magic and altered states of consciousness (no not talking about drugs) and you really can't unsee what you see. It's like seeing ultraviolet light

Issue is modern culture has bred a certain kind of person (think the kind of person who watches Kurzgesagt unironically) who get extremely mad if you say you believe in Bigfoot. Like not even in a evangelical sense. Like just the fact that YOU believe they're real is intolerable to them

Its a big world out there anons, explore it. Experience things. Enjoy the strange totality of existence. Discover parts of yourself you didn't know were there, gain agency you didn't know you had.

That's all I'm trying to say and I don't think thats a bad thing
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>>736657661
>Belgians
Someone saw a frenchman in the dark and jumped to conclusions, happens all the time
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>>736658068
You literally proved why bigfoot isn't real. They have images of this. Not bigfoot
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>>736657856
Thats sleep paralyzis. From the age of 16-21 it used to happen to me all the time because I saw a 4chan meme about how to control your dreams. Also dementors flying around my head. It's not real, you're seeing dreams while awake and probably choked or scratched yourself while trying to remove the hands of your hallucination. Your sister started screaming because you scared the shit out of her when you started screaming in the middle of the night.
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>>736658502
people have literally died from it. Freddy Kreuger was inspired by a real life string of incidents affecting Hmong Diaspora in America being killed by dream demons.

Try astrally projecting sometime
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>>736652878
What a Shyamalan twist
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>>736654885
kek
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>>736658476
"It doesn't exist until there's images of it" is literal retard level thinking. The point is that a large animal was discovered as late as 1992 in an area that's much smaller than your average national park in the US, and despite modern day technology it's sightings are extremely rare and confined to a handful of occasions. If you're not completely retarded and use your mind to extrapolate, it shows us that a large creature can still go undetected if the population density is sufficiently low enough and the range it roams in is big enough.
If there's 5 bigfoot roaming an era the size of the entire pacific northwest, they'd be nearly undetectable despite trail cams and human activity.
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Anyways anons, I need to go to sleep (attempting astral projection tonight to try and meet Qlippothic entities) so I wont see any seething skepticuck replies. Magic is real, bigfoot is real, ghost are real, demons, succubi, jackalopes are real, gnomes and faeries are real, aliens are real, surprisingly enough Santa is real anyone can do magic or have a paranormal experience even YOU
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>>736647586
>"footage" in the year 2026 A.I.
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>>736658825
>If there's 5 bigfoot roaming an era the size of the entire pacific northwest
then they wouldn't have the genetic diversity to sustain their population and would inbreed until they become retarded, then go extinct.
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>>736658825
>extrapolate
>can
>nearly undetectable
Whatever where's the proof
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>>736658068
>If bigfoot exists, we would have already found him is not a good argument
It is though. They randomly encountered that bovid one day in the middle of nowhere on a survey mission. There are thousands of nutjobs tracking down bigfoot and none of them have anything except plaster casts of comically oversized feet made by hoaxers.

What the hell would a gigantopithecus in the Americas eat? Where would it go all day? How does an eight foot tall creature do anything in secret?

How in the fuck do they leave no corpses behind whatsoever? The only plausible notion is that there are like 30 bigfeet in total and they all live in the most remote place on Earth. Except that doesn't coincide with any sightings reports or "facts" about the creature. If it was so hidden, no one would have any idea it existed just like the Saola.
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People who believe in Bigfoot, Nessie, Owl Man etc. can't visualize the apple.
Bigfoot is the most believable due to the work of the costume, height etc., but just a peek at the sole of its foot and it is so blatantly an outfit. No animal has sole padding that full and perfectly shaped.
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>>736658376
>who get extremely mad if you say you believe in Bigfoot. Like not even in a evangelical sense. Like just the fact that YOU believe they're real is intolerable to them

Let me give you perspective.

If a grown man in his 30s came up and asked you what gifts you asked for in your letter to Santa Claus, what do you think of that person? Is he a cool-headed guy you would trust inside your house? Or is he a nut trapped in some kind of arrested development who lives inside his own head?
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>>736648446
damn I hope she doesn't spider walk onto my dick haha
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>>736654987
they surround the room with cameras everywhere
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>>736659302
do you have any idea how many rational or otherwise successful even neurotypical people hold beliefs in the supernatural ranging from mainstream religion to the occult that you would consider irrational?

I always enjoy the fact that people like you have no real counter to this realitybbe it a man with a family who believes in god or a succesful programmer with a six figure salary who credits chaos magic with his success. You can pretend like everyone who believes in this stuff is a schizo but that's not and never has been the reality.

Disbelief is one thing the weird internet only skeptic subculture is a different thing entirely and it's faggy as hell and always the kind of annoying mildly autistic midwit kind of person who would get eaten alive intellectually by a based schizo like Terry Davis

>>736659270
it's the opposite in fact. It requires intelligence particularly the kind capable of abstraction
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>>736659302
actually that gives me an idea. Maybe I WILL write a letter to Santa this year.
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>>736657935
Kek this shit reminds me of reading Uminko where one side gets increasingly ridiculous trying to prove that magic is real.
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>>736659614
I mean you can make up stuff and believe in what you want, but the things actually existing is a whole another thing. People can form their personal realities that they then attribute their successes/fails to, but seeing a grown ass adult believe that big foot or ghosts exists is pretty dumb.
There's using faith to explain things and then there's believing in a supernatural monkey man that lives in a forest who no one has ever seen
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You can't prove bigfoot doesn't exist.
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>>736659852
You can't prove that I can't prove bigfoot doesn't exist
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>>736659852
he clearly does in my head though and i bet he exists in your head also

and voila we have manifested big foot
big foot is so real we even made movies about him

could that have happened if bigfoot were fake?
obviously not
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>>736659935
Provide evidence that bigfoot doesn't exist in the next 5 minutes please.
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>>736660083
No. Provide evidence that I can't prove bigfoot doesn't exist in the next 1 second
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>>736659809
that's simply a matter of subjective opinion and therefore worthless. Bottom line is normal people DO believe in those things and you can sneer all they want meanwhile they will just ignore you. At the end of the day someone like that is more disdained than someone with a belief in something that is supposedly irrational. Nobody cares if you think Bigfoot is dumb nigga.
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>>736658953
Maybe that's exactly what happened (it seems quite likely even). That doesn't prove they don't exist, or didn't exist.
>>736658972
I'm not making a positive claim that bigfoot exists, just that "muh cameras" isn't a good argument against it.
>>736659057
They have millions of square miles to potentially roam around in. If their population is extremely low it would explain the lack of sightings and material evidence left behind.
People don't quite understand how remote some of these areas are. Two years ago some guy found a 140 year old Winchester rifle propped up against a tree in Nevada. Some Wild West mountain man left it there and it went untouched for a century and a half. And this was in a national park. Hiding in somewhere along the coast of Western Canada wouldn't be difficult at all for even a large creature, especially if it's even moderately intelligent.
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>>736660120
You were unable to provide evidence.
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what's more likely is that a bigfoot species may have been contemporaneous with native Americans and maybe even early western settlers but were killed off. if they really did still exist, the government would be quiet about it to prevent poaching
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Uhh, video games?
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>>736652693
That was just a drug dealer from the inner city.
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>>736647586
>got definitively debunked
I want to believe.
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>>736659614
>do you have any idea how many rational or otherwise successful even neurotypical people hold beliefs in the supernatural ranging from mainstream religion to the occult that you would consider irrational?
Yes. A fuckload. Doesn't mean hunting bigfoot is now sane and reasonable.

>people like you have no real counter to this
Except I do. Irrationality is easy. Believing in nonsense is fun and it removes your responsibility to be curious, skeptical, and check facts instead of daydreaming about big monkey men.

For the record, I do lump in people who use telepathy to communicate with Jew ghosts with guys making plaster casts of monster feet. One's just more socially accepted for some reason.

>would get eaten alive intellectually by a based schizo like Terry Davis
I'm sure a crazy person with 150+ IQ would be able to talk around me easily. That doesn't mean that anything that comes out of his crazy mouth is sound nor has a basis in material reality. Quickly spoken lunatic babble is still lunatic babble.
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>>736660164
Aliens could also be hiding there, i don't have any evidence though.
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>>736647586
>Bigfoot
how about Mothman?
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>>736658153
>>736658441
i am telling you THEY ARE REAL! i saw one yesterday!
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>>736648446
Imagine.
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>>736647586
this shit was debunked before 4chan existed
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>The boring and logical explanation was actually the correct one
>All the signs you saw was just noise that didn't mean anything
>Your life isn't actually an exciting movie where every scene matters

For how much schizofags think about stuff they sure are retarded
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>>736660324
last one is real kys well poisoner
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Did people really believe that's footage of bigfoot? Or were they just trolling?
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>>736653931
maybe they migrated to amazon rainforest
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>>736660324
i was giving you the benefit of the doubt that you weren't literally a fedora redditor james randi type but the seething over mainstream faith is pretty telling. Curosity is what led me to realize my materialistic atheism was incorrect.
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>>736648603
>wandering aimlessly through the woods
how do you know? You were following them?
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>>736660164
>but it could hide
If it was so great at hiding then we wouldn't know it existed in the first place.

We wouldn't have fucking sitcoms starring the goddamned thing. Do you see the paradox here?
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>>736660598
and that's Jack Parsons one of the JPL people who helped get us on the moon and he was literally and explicitly someone who believed in magic

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons
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>>736660479
People also believe the moon ladings are fake and use debunked ''evidence'' to prove it.
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>>736660757
But it's so obviously a dude in a shitty costume
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>>736650518
That's unbelieveable. I can't believe russians would gang rape a woman. I though they only did that to men!
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>>736660725
So smart people can believe in retarded shit, that is your argument?
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>>736660479
>Did people really believe that's footage of bigfoot? Or were they just trolling?

Used to work with a guy who 100% believed cryptids were real, and not in some kind of spiritual allegorical or undiscovered animal way either. Literally just believed bigfoot and wendigos were real. I asked him if a supernatural creature was proven to be real would that mean it wasn't supernatural anymore, and he couldn't even understand the question. Needless to say he wasn't very bright and wasted all his salary on FIFA ultimate team
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>>736660598
>james randi
50 years and nobody claimed the million dollars.

I guess believing in monsters is worth more than material wealth.
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>>736648446
I would think "needs some big white cock"
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>>736652735
Nobody. It was revealed to me in a dream.
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>>736647586
Undead Nightmare lets you genocide all the Bigfeets
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>>736659852
>prove a negative
Okay, retard.
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>>736660324
>slop image
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Even if bigfoot was real who gives a shit how would that affect anyones life, it's not like aliens where they can destroy us or someshit



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