>female Gallade is realBros...
when are we getting male salazzle
>>736651479it doesn't matter, male and female Gardevoirs/Gallades are built for human cock
>tomboy thread>all gay postsModern tragedy.
>>736651479anal
>>736651479>trannies now latching onto this because of a shoddily coded vgc simgreat, cool
>>736651479>turn cool monster collecting franchise for kids into leftist troon ideologyFreaks ruined Pokemon, so sad to seeYou will never experience PokemaniaAnd YWNBAW
>>736651479What's the point of gallade then?
>>736651479i wish i was in a relationship like this
TROON GALLADE
>>736651479RAPING MALE GARDEVOIRS
I always did find it weird that Gallade could only be a boy while Gardevior could still be either gender.You'd think that they'd make each evolution gender-locked, instead of only doing it with one.
>>736651479Gallade can only be male, troonsister.
>troons ruin legacy and goodwill of franchise #738482648373Why does this always happen with everything they touch? Why is the slippery slope so fucking SLIPPERY DAMNIT I thought you freaks wanted to be LEFT ALONE.
>>736651768Because Gallade came several generations later and they didn't feel like retconning Gardevoir to this degree.
>>736651479Evil can never create. Only Destroy.
>>736651819>>736651850
>>736651821Gallade came ONE generation later, not "several".
>>736651479guh
>>736651479what if that gallade looked like that, but still had a penis haha?
>>736651768They can't gender lock Gardevoir because male Gardevoirs already exist. I'm sure Gardevoir would be gender locked to female if it debuted today.
>>>/vp/
>>736652054no
>>736652132They don't really have to go that far, just add some new item to have a female Kirlia hold or something.
>>736651479YABADABBA TROOOOOOOOOOOOON!
futa gardevoir built for shauna
>>736652132>>736652209What if that one shiny Kirlia evolved into Gardevoir?
just eat the pickles retard they are fine
>>736652337this nigga eats pickles?? HEY EVERYONE THIS NIGGA EATS HIS PICKLES
I fucking love picklesWhoever thought to pickle cucumbers was a god damn genius
I'm kneeling so hard bros
>>736651479Did the retard that made this shit not know that it's quite literally impossible to have a girl Gallade?
>>736652054Anything would be better then the current flying saucer crotch.
>>736652372>He doesn't know
>>736651479i have the urge now for female gallades
>>736652372They don't care
>>736652372>he lacks the knowledge
>>736652428>He also doesn't know
>>736652357they taste good
>>736651479Looks like Woke is officially back on the menu. The pendulum has swung again.
>>736652365>Born female>TransitedI don't get it. It clearly born female in the first place no?
>>736652372>>736652372>he Literally, Figuratively, and Objectively doesnt knowAnon, I....
>>736652372Source: Pokemon Champions
Why are they backtracking? Gallade is supposed to be male only.
>>736651479>Coomers ruined Gardevoir>Now Trannies will ruin Gallade.Grim future.
>>736652712That's a lie then now
>>736651479they sure know their audience is all tranny brown pedos
>>736652942Congrats anon you understand why people are making jokes about it. You finally got there!
pickles are proof god doesnt exist
>>736651479I WILL jack off to gender bent tomboy Gallade with a BIOLOGICAL pussy and I WILL like it.
>>736651479
>>736652942>the wiki anyone can edit
>>736652372not with that attitude
>>736651479>look up why this is happening in xitter>trans vs tomboy fighting over a gamefreak fuck upIt's so tiresome.
>First Illumination accidentally turns Peach into a troon>Now thisOh yeah it's shitposting time
>>736651775sorry not sorry, chud
>>736653414It gets worse, Kotaku is the one claiming Gallade is now a "trans icon"
>>736653430>turns Peach into a troonWhat?
>>736653459>It gets worse, KotakuYou didn't need to write anything more than this.
>There is an error of some genders of Pokémon in the tutorial and in released teamsoh no transxisters... we are bugs...in...anus...
>>736653414>tomboyfags still existing in 2026You're chasing a unicorn at this rate.
>>736653430>peach into a troonAYO WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!
I will just enjoy the tomboy fanart and ignore troons crying and flailing over muh representation.
>>736653463Mario movie make Peach and Rosalina siblings. Problem is Rosalina's only family are her dead mother, father and a younger brother. People are extrapolating what you probably are thinking.
>>736653558But the Mario movieverse and the gameverse are different continuities
>>736653367pokefag here gallade has always been gender locked to male in all games and you could never get a female one unless you used cheats.
>>736653586And the subject of this thread is a bug. This is the internet and retards are going to retard.
>>736653650>IS THAT FANART OF A GAME BUG? I. AM. GOING. TO. EXPLOOOOOOOOODE AAAHHHHHHH yeah theyre the ones overreacting, sure
>>736653586I assume they will fix this mistake in future games now
>>736653678Go take a look at twitter and come back.That being said: I find this all amusing and art of cute demihumans is always welcome.
>>736652372Gay Freak got one of the shittiest (more than themselves) JP companies to make Champions. ILCA. Pretty much gives insight on how their next game (Rev. NOiR) is going to turn out. But, I'll withhold my judgement until GF's Beast of Reincarnation comes out. If that turns out to be good (unlikely), then who knows maybe ILCA can make something good as well.
>>736651479it's a trap. cope.
>>736653881Even better
troonsisters we lost… https://news.pokemon-home.com/ja/page/758.html
Who the hell asks for no pickles?
I am not gonna play this game but the death ray animation(or whatever move name it is Idc) looks fucking sick.
>>736654068>hey, you lost>would you stop drawing fanart? I said YOU LOST
>>736654142>death ray animation(or whatever move name it is Idc)Hyper Beam. And it's about damn time it got a cool animation again too.
>>736654138i don't like the vinegar taste. sue me
>>736654203>DMCA's youNutting pirsonel starving artistReally tho, a few artists have started to complain about thos, did the big N started to fuck with fanart again or is it another dmca troll?
>>736653458>Check developer>ILCAOf course
>>736654271>>736654203>making art of bugs in a video game is bad nowHuh?
You've had DECADES of futavoirs and trapvoirs.Just let us have our tomboylade.
>>736652132Why didn't they do it in gen 3 then. The tech for 100%:0% already existed for nidoqueen and king.
>>736654356>Some call it Paldea, others call it... "The Zone"
>>736652712>>736652942AYO THIS NIGGA THINK GAMEFREAK IS COMPETENT!
>>736654470>GAMEFREAK>>736654340
>>736654408But they hadn't come up with gender exclusive evolutions yet
>>736651479I want to see them breed with each other
>>736651636>turn intoGen 1 introduced Ditto which can transform into anything and breed with anythingUp to and including, people
>>736652547the idea is it became a gallade and THEN decided to change to female
>>736654662>and including, peopleSounds like other pokemon can't breed with humans, even though that's also confirmed to be true
10 years ago we said "reverse trap", today we say "trans icon". Do you ever wish you could go back in time?
>>736655236When the gift is good, do you care about the color of the wrapping paper? When the meal is good, do you care how stupid the name is on the menu?If I see a lithe something-or-other with B-cup tits and a tight ass he/she/they/it can ask to be called any word in the thesaurus as long as they're cute and I get to play with the funbits.
Wait, so they made a male version of Gardevoir called Gallade, and now they made that version female too? Is that two genderswaps or just a reversal?
>>736655313It's a bug
>>736655308If it was literally anything else I guess I wouldn't care, but tranny shit is too harmful and cancerous to pretend there's nothing wrong with it.
>>736651479Cute
>>736654607bro, your Nidoran?
>>736655361It's psychic/fighting, you retard.
>>736655521Oops, sry, my mistake
technically they had already hinted at the line becoming trans friendly with Iron Valiant
>>736654662Breeding wasn't a thing in gen 1.
It's only fair we get male Froslass (i.e. Froslad) now.
>>736655604It was, but the implication was they bred with humans. Ash's father is a mr mime.
>>736654667>the idea is [headcanon]those troons are really desperate to sink their claws into children's media
>>736655780Please understand, grooming children is the only way they have to reproduce.
>>736655583That's a robot and a fusion of two megas.
>>736655431Those are independent evolutionary lines
>>736651479femboys are for tomboys
You don't hate modern society enough.
>>736655950A robot of what?
>>736656332A robot of a fusion of two megas.
>>736651527>through dubious experiments and sheer force of will, we managed to make this male salandit evolve into a salazzle!>unfortunately, he is now permanently afraid of other males of any species, and debilitatingly aroused by his own pheromones
this mistake has been a godsend. my go to "trying to sleep, gotta think of something" fantasy is a poor gardevoir who turns out to be male getting excommunicated from their gardeumminty, and so they stalk the newbie route outside of oaks home preying on younglings, and by preying on younglings, i mean, misty style, where this male gardevoir something fucking drops the spaghetti trying to get caught by any, ANY young trainer coming across the route to the point that the new trainers know to just avoid that part of the path because of that fucking weird gardevoir
>>736656610Those new Trainers are missing out
>>736656819i mean honestly i had moved onto imagining about a ditto that was just completely refusing to acknowledge it wasnt a gardevoir, but was melting half the time? so it would do nightmare shit like its head swivels 180 degrees because its just a slime/ditto mass, and when it grabs you it sorta encapsulates you before it remembers its supposed to "have a form". but this new stuff is really joggin the minds eye if you know what i mean
>>736656910like shit i was starting to go back to the megaman "disassembling reploids alive" self insertion stuff, that old hat shit
How can you justify still playing Pokemon while acting like a supposed human being with self esteem?>Pokopia was good!No, it wasn't.
>>736651479I really like the gallade in this image
>>736657152This one still has a penis
>>736657439
>>736657439But they're female. They have female chromosomes. They were born a girl.
>>736657601It will never be a female
>>736657803They were literally born female. A Kirlia doesn't transition to become a Gallade or a Gardevoir, they remain the same sex they always were. There's not a single pokemon that changes gender. Sorry troon, you lost.
>>736651479I don't think this is actually a hot take but There's nothing androgynous about Gardevoir despite the mental gymnastics that some vocal minority makes to pretend that they don't see how feminine Gardevoir actually is and always has been.I've seen people get downvoted to oblivion just for saying that they want Kirlia to only be able to evolve into Gardevoir if it's female. Which is utter nonsense because they aren't saying anything weird. The ralts line should definitely only evolve into Gardevoir if female.I always make sure to catch a female Ralts when I'm planning to have a Gardevoir in my team.And I honestly want them to make the evolution line to only be able to evolve into Gardevoir if female in the new games.They could even use the pokedex entries to say that the Ralts line is naturally evolving into being a gender based evolution. Similar to how the wormadammothim line currently works. And that way they could justify Kirlia only evolving into Gardevoir if female in the new games.
>>736656610My male Gardevoir fantasy is kind of similarAll of the Gallade and female Gardevoir in his community are very refined and polite, but this guy is a total dork and he thinks Dragon types are "really cool". They manage to put up with him, but he gets bullied by the female Ghost types he shares his forest with
>>736659287Yeah I get it
>>736651479Female Mr.Mimes have been a thing since forever ago. This is nothing.
>>736656214Tomboyfags continue to prove that they have no idea what the fuck an actual tomboy even is.
>>736651479Female Gallade is a great litmus test, if your first thought is "tomboy" then you're a normal human being with a soul, if instead you think of a tranny you are a golem
>>736663660I think developer oversight azurill used to turn from female into male sometimes when it evolved into marill
>>736651479Fucking finally.
>>736657868>>736663778Also it's high time for a gender changing clown fish or lizard pokémon
>>736651479>this is the future tomboyfags want
>>736652243>
>>736654662>one pokemon can do this>this must mean it's always been like this>remove something unique from other pokemon
>>736658001Ralts shouldn't even evolve into Kirlia if male. Gallade should have its own middle form, or hell just use the dawn stone on ralts and skip the middle form.
>>736651527>putting pokemon on HRTyou trannies are sick, twisted efreaks
>>736657868>There's not a single pokemon that vhanges gend-ACK
>>736663660>his first thought wasn't "Man, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder."I'm sorry, you're compromised.
>>736665163Confirmed bug that was fixed. They could have left it in to validate gender change but they went out of their way to fix it.
this could be used to cause massive pr damage to nintendo so I'm all for it even if I don't believe in any of that woke stuff. brb going to act like I'm very offended on my sockpuppet
>>736667246>this could be used to cause massive pr damage to nintendoPFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHATwitter isn't the real world and nobody likes faggots
>>736651479It has been trans shit the start.Should've done it like salazzle where only female ralts can evolve, then make gallade a viable evo option for males on the next gen
>>736651479I knew that comic's reaction faces would come handy one day.
>>736667246>pr damage to nintendo>via pokémonAre you retarded?Pokémon is literally "we can shit in our customers' mouth and they will convince themselves it's cake" incarnated as a brand.You *can't* PR damage Pokémon. Certainly not via coomerstuff that will just be applauded by 3/4 of the audience.
>>736652337>>736652357>>736652364When I order a burger, I deliberately ask for pickles. They're yummy, how can you not like them?You know what else is good on a burger? PICKLE RELISH!
>>736663392Enlighten us, then.
>>736651479>Because of seeing fanart of them, used to think female gallades were actually real, as an equivalent exchange to male gardevoirs existing.>Think they're cool as a pokemon tomboy.>Eventually check a wiki, finally find out that gallades are 100% male, and get bummed.>Still wish there was a way for them to actually be real.>Pokemon Champions comes out and gets ripped the hell out of for being a buggy mess, nerfed moves/abilities, lackluster abilities for Z-A's mega evos, reused BDSP code, etc.>See the female gallade screenshot and realize they finally (if only unintentionally) made her real.>Look to see what everyone else is saying about her, and maybe some fanart.>It's mostly troons and faggots projecting onto her and saying she's a troon too.>Essentially saying she's not actually female at all, and still just a dude in makeup.You do not know how angry this makes me. However:>My only solace in all this is that they're associating with a pokemon that is a sex they're not supposed to be by mistake, which is hilariously ironic.
>haha stupid funny thread>it's just chuds crying about le west has fallenYup time for a break
>>736651580How do you not understand that liking femboys is gay? You’re attracted to masculinity.
>>736651479I always thought this mon looked really derp
>>736652365>a literal monster is a trans iconhilarious
>>736652132Gamefreak forever ruined Gardevoir due to their sheer laziness of not giving it the Nidoran treatment and having Gallade in the same generation Garde debuted in with specific gendered evolutions.
>>736672045troons are living contradictions. they claim to be "against gender stereotypes and gender roles" yet they're the very first to scream that a boy wants to chop his dick off if he so much as grabs a barbie doll
Gardevoir is hotter when it's male tho
>>736672484thats a boy (male)
>>736652365Cringe
>>736671458licky licky licky licky licky
>>736662031Mime's Japanese name is barrier
>>736656978Not till they reveal the Gen 10 early route Grass Wife.
>>736672561That's because they don't behave like real women. They don't know how. They behave like a cartoon version of what they think a woman is because they've never actually interacted with a woman irl
>>736654607Bro your Froslass?
>>736672887Froslass was introduced in the same generation as gallade
>>736658001>I always make sure to catch a female Ralts when I'm planning to have a Gardevoir in my team.Same boat, like if I see a shiny male Ralts, I'll catch it because Shiny, but Gardevoir has always been female to me, even all the way back in Gen 3.
>>736654662Can’t Mew also transform?
>>736651479>female Galladewut?
>>736672045You and I had pretty much the exact same journey. That's what the monkey paw does to upstanding men like us, bro. It's fucked up.
>>736673114giwtwm
>>736673102Smeargle can too
>>736673114Yeah. In case you didn't even read the thread, there was a bug in Pokemon Champions that presented usually male exclusive Gallade with a female sumbol, this giving us the idea of a tomboy Gallade. >>736652712
>>736673114please tell me she has a futa cockplease tell me she has a futa cockplease tell me she has a futa cockplease tell me she has a futa cock
>>736658001>And I honestly want them to make the evolution line to only be able to evolve into Gardevoir if female in the new games.If they do this in Winds/Waves I will kneel
>>736673114Cuck coded.She drained a Machamp or Mudsdale's cock to get that.
>>736673318It's Nisetanaqa, of course there is a futa cock.https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16920048&tags=nisetanaqa+
>>736673386Fuck you that's her own thick slimy girlcum.
>Futa Gallades on trap Gardes
>>736672235Same. The weird "filled diaper x leek cosplay" vibe it goes for just look like a shitty OC.I'm really digging those tomboy redesigns with proper haircuts and a skirt instead of the diaper tho.
>>736673430goooooood
>>736673386>champcopeembarrassing
Is it npc only or can the game generate one as a rent/recruitmon?
>>736653367secondary retard
>>736673178At the very least, I hope there's at least enough demand from this that Game Freak makes female gallades real in Gen X. Even if the monkey's paw just curls and makes the fags come back out from the woodwork as a result.
So how do you pronounce Gallade, anyway?
>>736672561I am incredibly aware of the fact that troons are impossibly retarded and delusional.
>>736674335It’s from a tutorial and some retard set the gender wrong because those use fixed Pokemon, you can’t actually get one. It’s like Sabrina’s female Mr Mime in Gen 2 just an oversight
>>736672348Oh, they've got a "pocket monster" alright...
>>736674558ga lade
>>736674558guh-laid
>>736674558Gay lad, duh.
>>736674558Gallade
>>736653430I want trannies to spam the Peach one enough that Nintendo is forced to give response.
>>736673386>She
>>736674669Mr Mime has always been able to be female, despite its name and the fact that Mr Rime has a mustache
>>736675521probably because mr.mime is a localization
>>736653551Game lore is pretty clear that Rosalina only ever had a brother.Movie lore say Peach is Rosalina's sibling.Logical conclusion is that Peach's wear large dresses to hide her constant raging hardon.
>>736654662Gen 2 anon.
>>736674558Galade
>>736653553Gallade should punch every anon in the balls
>>736676415>femgallade will never close combat your ballsIt's not fair.
>>736674558gay lad
They are our friends
>>736674679>>736674720>>736674843I've been pronouncing it like gallant.
>>736677107Has your GP diagnosed your retardation yet?
>>736676681YJK
>>736651479>Kotaku made this post
>>736655361Just like real transexuality then
>>736651479I can see it. The male gardevoir being some kind of sorcerer and gallade being some martial artist. There's no need to insert troon politics in everything
>>736651768Combee already suffers from being male. Leave Kirlia alone. How many dawn stones exist in-game?
>>736651479if a male kirlia evolves into a gallade by having a stone, then does removing its stones turns it into what ever that is? male in appearance but not truly anymore
>>736676681Needs just random edits of them fucking
>>736678365next up in the franchise:Pokemon: DawnStone Gelded
>>736673102yes but mew is a wizard and can't afford to lose virginity
Online "news" is such a fucking joke
>>736673707>gamefreak accidentally introduces a female version of a normally male-only species>BUT WHAT IF IT STILL HAD THE DICK?what's the fucking point you stupid deranged subhuman futafag
>>736678667lmao fucking hell
>>736678720I agree. Female Galade should be a cuntboy with severe confidence issues.
>>736674558like gatorade without the tor
>Notoriously buggy game with a lot of fuckups has a fuckup>Retards: OH MY GOD, TRANS RIGHT???annoying
>>736678836What, like gale? Are you southern?GAYUH LAYDE
>>736672564And you’re funnier when you’re stupid
>>736668389>unfinishedwhere is the gardevoir impregnation WHERE IS THE CONCLUSION
>>736674558How do you pronounce Iono?Is it Eye-yono? Or Eeyono?
>>736678667so, it's not an actual female gallade, just a transgallade with no dawnstones?
>>736679830It's a big that they are currently fixing.
>>736679871She definitely has a big down there.
>>736679735>Eye-yonoThis one, because it's a double pun of "ion" (atom or molecule with an electric charge) and "iunno", shorthand for "i dunno" (Iono: "Whosawhatsit? Iono!").
>>736678365Kirlia Male baffles me too because Kirlia looks feminine and even the name sounds feminine too. All these hilarious embarrassing memes could’ve been avoided if Gamefreak treated Ralts like Nidoran from the start. But then again this is the same company that removed Day/Night cycles from Gen 3 in exchange for weather only in specific routes of Hoenn.
>>736651479sex now
>>736679830When you create a pokemon you can select its god-given sex. It is an actual female gallade, it's never been male and never transitioned.The game's just such a cheap piece of shit they never thought about gender locked pokemon.
>>736677749They do that themselves
>>736673007>>736658001It based on knight. Enough for meltdown.
>>736673430VGH!
jynx (male)
>>736678667Nintendosis....
>>736679735Ee oh nohShort o sounds, not the word "oh".
>>736680230Cool, still screamed "girl" to me a kid. Also, all the more reason Gallade shouldn't be gender locked.
>>736679674>WHERE IS THE CONCLUSIONThe writer has gone retarded anyway, and not the funny kind of retarded.That weird ass "muh rape" scene was the sign dementia had reached terminal stage.
>>736680137It's made by the same company that made BDSP, so of course they fucking didn't. To testify how shit they are, someone on Xitter found out that its code was copy-pasted from BDSP. The copy-pasted code cited in question was that of dual-slot mode, which ITSELF was copypasted from the ORIGINAL Gen IV Sinnoh games, and wasn't even functional in BDSP.https://x.com/NBinted/status/2042007114743513137
>>736674558Gal-Aid
>>736680907>xitter replies>"there is a single flag that decides the game. if you go into the code and flip that flag, your brilliant diamond game suddenly becomes a shining pearl game"
>>736651479How come wasnt suppost to be male with the use of a stone?
>>736682028On the one hand, that's good for testing the game. On the other, WHY THE FUCK IS CODE COPY PASTED?
>>736680505Her head is so round
>>736651479I don't understand why people are getting so genuinely worked up. A decade ago, this would be completely ordinary shitpost material.
>>736682665There's been over a decade of sexuality-based culture wars spun up in order to distract from class consciousness now that the old mainstays of racism and sexism are losing their spice.
>>736682291yes, makes perfect sense for developing the game. both versions need almost entirely the same data and you working on two versions in tandem instead of one that is both would be really dumb. removing such a flag and the tiny amounts of assets unique to the version like title screen would have had absolutely no real benefit but it still feels lazy as hell
>>736682665Western Pokemon fanbase is having a meltdown because Champions doesn’t have 6v6 battles even as a casual option so every little thing has to be the end of the world.
>>736682291> WHY THE FUCK IS CODE COPY PASTEDWait until you learn about StackOverflow.
>>736682291I noticed this myself seeing suspiciously specific DP bugs getting noted as being in BDSP on the Pokemon wiki
>>736682028Thats been the way for several games in the past as well, not just BDSP.
>>736682665pretending to be retarded is the same as being retarded
>>736682028do you really think red and blue had more than that?
>>736656609>>unfortunately, he is now permanently afraid of other males of any species, and debilitatingly aroused by his own pheromonesYou have no fucking idea how much pure, unadulterated, GIWTWM energy you have just given me. I hope you're happy.
>>736674558Subby Bitch
>>736680907>NbintedI refuse to click any link from that retarded tranny.
>>736652365kek
>>736651479is this the same level of shit as the Rosa being a boy typo?
>>736656609It doesn't work like that
