Rhythm Heaven Groove – Release date confirmedin 4 minutes
>>736665095ok anonhappy for you
General Directs really are just dead now, huh?
>>736665153They'll just happen less often now. Most of them were garbage, anyway.
>>736665153Get lost, liar.Bad faith pigric.
>>736665153I hate this fandom so fucking much
>>736665095>in 4 minuteswhat do you mean in 4 minutes, it was already on the app before you posted
>>736665223on the main social media page
>>736665264>notif popstrue...
https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/2042226248043188427?s=20They changed the weird WIP artstyle
>>736665095The final new first party game for Switch 1.
>>736665392That we know of.
>>736665392I can still see some smaller stuff trickling out for switch, stuff like yoshi's woolly world
>>736665095https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efWmVbG696o&list=RDefWmVbG696o&start_radio=1AI voices might help standardize the translation so shit like this won't happen again
>>736665095Is it coming out physically? I haven’t found any info.
Art style changed but the cute butt remains. If the June game gets announced over Nintendo Today, that kicks the Direct can down the road even more, which will upset the retards who care more about ads than games. Seems like we might get Star Fox in June, this July, then FE and Splatoon August and September
>>736665718fuck off ai jeet
>>736665926SOVL
>>736665926Where’s you find that?
>>736665926So is it safe to assume Space Dance, Cosmic Dance, and Rhythm Tweezers are back?And I'm assuming that one of the characters might be related to the Wandering Samurai in a way?
>>736665153God I fucking hope so I fucking hate getting up around 9 or 10 in the morning just to be fucking disappointed
Is Tsunku working on this one?
>>736666421Yeah, they confirmed it last year.
>>736665095Best of editshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk61A94sZTg
>>736665926>almost every single character is brown
>>736666581go to your race swap thread you absolute FAGGOT
They ruined my beautiful chef wife. I would never marry a brown girl and would especially not eat her diarrhea-inducing shit cooking.
>>736665926my mfw when
PREORDERS ARE LIVEIT’S $40 USD
>$40 bucks
>>736665095>joked that its taking so long because they're redoing the whole artstyle>they actually are
>>736667162>>736667168Surprisingly good price. It must be super short.
>>736667301>Warioware directore leaves nintendo>Entire game shifts art directionIs this on purpose?
>>736665926Literally bringing a tear to my eye. I just love these weird little guys.
Its weird when they present a game in a direct then simply shadow drop the release.
>>736667383Megamix on the 3DS had the most minigames in the series and was $30.Granted it was 75% remakes over a decade ago, but still.
>>736667451It was kind of burried
>>736667451It’ll get a trailer in the next direct. Nintendo seems like they just want to have the release slate confirmed a bit ahead of time these days
it's a bunch of minigames what do you mean it's gonna take 3 more months my switch is on the verge of exploding
>>736667162>>736667168>nintendo says more voucher-eligible games would be made available through the year just before they stopped selling them>bought 2 vouchers under the impression that this game would be among them since it’s the only other switch game coming out that we know of besides TL>it’s not since it’s being sold cheaperSo does that mean there’s gonna be more switch game’s coming? Dunno what to do with the spare since i’m either not especially interested in any of the other current eligible games or I already own them>>7366675253ds games in general were cheaper
The entire history of rhythm heaven thus far was in a ten year spanThe time since the previous game was ten yearsKinda wildTimes in between games are so long now, this isn't even an outlier The last 3d Mario was 9 years ago
>>736665095The only RH game I played was an the DS, but I found the touch controls for some of the minigames finnicky at the time. How do later entries control?
>>736668760Buttons.
>>736668798Very nice, was expecting there to be some wagglan.
>>736665153I mean the president said as much without flat out confirming it, he really thinks the stupid app is the future I guess.Only reason we probably got the indie and partner showcases was the 3rd parties were whining about not have a general one to unload their slop in.
>>736667451>shadow drop the release.they didn't shadow drop it, stop using that term for everything that isn't part of a direct, it has a specific meaning
>>736669075>he really thinks the stupid app is the future I guess.The app allows them to data harvest and get more money per customer. It's in their best interest to get people to have their apps on their phone. That's why there's no Nintendo Music for the Switch, only phones.
>>736665223This App is such a failure I don’t know why Nintendo still posts vital information on it, I’m guessing it’s to counter the leakers?
>$40nice
>>736669232>it’s such a failurevibes based analysis is retarded
>>736668085Rhythm heaven was on hiatus because Tsunku had cancer
>>736665718explain what is supposed to be shit about thisthe original line is just "daisuke", this translation is pretty close while being the same number of syllables to be consistent with the song
>>736665926BUILT for vore________
Old artstyle was cuter
It’s getting an ESRB physical release. It’s on Nintendos shop but I don’t see any other retailers with it yet.
Nintendo has FORGOTTEN about Nintendo Directs
I hope it's better than megamix on the 3ds. That was a real step down compared to the wii.
>>736670786What was wrong with Megamix other than Tibby
>>736670338The timing is off on the English version making it bad
>>736671562Nta but not nearly enough new games, all of the new versions of older games were made easier when they were easy enough, it takes a while to get to the new remixes, said remixes being worse compared to their contemporaries and a number of them having been gutted through localization (as in, they weren’t even localized to begin with and vocals were removed)
>>736666498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EkRcqecXVMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOmoKIwD20https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtKJXDsPCbshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVw7sZ4eZJkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOmoKIwD20https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF2hElIlXyQ>No one's made a Rider romhack based on Redol's videos yet.>>736667162>>736667168Supposedly the physical is also going to be this much but no word on a western physical as far as I can find, only JP. Very happy about this.
>>736671562>>736672016Pretty much this. The games were much shorter and the challenges between stages were annoying as fuck. If you failed them you had to go back to grind coins.
>>736670338Love Rap specifically in English is mistimed. If you've ever played the JP version of it you can spot it immediately because it's at least half a second off and makes the English perfect way harder.
>>736670714Starving these sloptent creators is based
Apologize
>>736667168THE TRUE 2026 GOTY
>>736672698NoA site has the physical up
>>736665397>people beg for a release date for months on end>release date is revealed>this makes them angryWhy?
>>736665926So I’m guessing the jumping circle guys will be a full mini game and not just the tutorial
>>736665095how do rhythm heaven games sell anyway?is this gonna be a lifetime 20M game or more like a lifetime 4M game?
>>736665153they're moving on. there are advantages to this way I guess, but I think the attention that directs garner mean it seems kind of silly to drop them
Art style changed a lot
>>736665153don't kid yourself. Directs are 90% shovelware reel announcements with only maybe 2 new game trailers at the start and end
>>736674307ew
>>736674307Wait what the fuck, that's actually gross.
>>736674307The left will probably still be used going by the intro card having the same style.
>>736674307The Youtube video itself is speculating it might be for a 2 or maybe challenge stage. I sure hope it is because the original style was neat.
>>736674307>rhythm heaven looks like rhythm heavenwhoa no............ waaaaay........................
>>736674307Surely right is just a remix focusing on a tropical theme. The remixes are all going to have specific artstyles of their own.
>>736667049Lil' Bustanut
>>736674307This is going to expose who’s a tourist from the reactions
>>736669872Tsunku said back in 2020 that he wanted to make a new Rhythm Heaven game. I guess he just couldn't get it green-lit until recently.
>>736675037Did no one watch the video? Right is clearly the the base minigame.
>>736675037I think we should bring back hunting retards like you for sport. Or food.
What are their names? I say;>The Walking Vowels>A, E, I, O, U>Blorbos>Teeny, Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Fred
Is physical version coming?
>>736669872Eh, he had already gotten his vocal cords removed as treatment for it in 2015 before megamix even came out, and by 2020 he was publicly stating he wanted to do another one. Would have been an issue for a couple years after the last one at most, if it were ever really a factor.
>>736675469gonads
>>736675469The Dancing Brothers, featuring Glenn, Martbell, and The Killer Dynamo!
>>736674307they deMILFed my wife...
>>736674118HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>736665153What's with the thirst for "muh directs" instead of being happy to have a release date ffs
apologize
>>736674307I'm guessing they tried going for varied artstyles early in development then wanted it to be more consistent later onMaybe the old designs could be repurposed for remixes but who knows
I'm hyped
>>736675738Even now, RH is being buried by Directs.
>>736675738>>736676131Retards who post on social media don’t care about games, they care about engagement
>>736675738Directs = Game Announcements. Nintendo's entire second half is pretty barren right now and the first half so far has had almost entirely games aimed at casual gamers (Mario Tennis, Pokopia, Tomodachi Life, Yoshi) so people not into those are especially starving. It's not really weird or that hard to understand why people have direct thirst.I don't know why people are suddenly acting like we won't get a direct in June though like always though.
Remember Bits & Bops?
>>736676375>suddenly acting like we won't get a direct in June though like alwaysYeah, like last year, right?
>>736676375>second half of the year is barren before a directNO WAY! The first half being more casual focused and not suiting some is all well and good, but a direct isn’t going to change the release slate, and we’ve known every release up through April for ages, and now we have May and July covered. Direct fervor is retarded, no matter how charitable you are
It's simple:retards care about hype more than games. They hold value in trailers/fandom discussion than actually playing games.
>>736667168Based pricetagstill pirating it, shut the fuck up and pay up for my copy tendies
>>736676792enjoy it, faggot.the important thing is that you like the game.
>>736676875As long as there isn't an equivalent of monkey watch in this game, it will be my GOTYI hate that fucking game as much as I hate you faggots, which is a lot
>>736667525Tbf megamix was pretty ass
>>736672851Why?
>>736676938watchlet
>>736672851I played it. It was fun enough
>>736677040What was ass about it?
>>736677138watchcuck
>>736665392Anon, they're not gonna phase out the Switch. It will coincide with the Switch 2.Like the GBA and DS.And the DS and 3DS.And the 3DS and Switch.
>>736677210nah, i fucked that watch.
>>736665926where's funny wrestling guy?
>>736677190Being forced to play shitty, short versions of the minigames before you got to play the real thing.
I don't plan on buying a Switch 2, so this is very likely going to be the last Nintendo game I buy new for the foreseeable future. Not a bad way to go out.>>736674307I think the older version of this specific minigame looks nice, but I prefer the homogenized art style of Fever to the all over the place art direction Megamix had so I think this was the right decision.
>>736667168I remember the Wii version was $29.99 at launch
>>736677259So what’s the point of getting a switch 2
>>736675732hey man I think you replied to the wrong post, check where you are
>>736667168wait that's a great priceit'll probably sell boatloads of copies considering the drought of games right now. I think it'll be able to hit 10 million sales by mid-2027
>>736677259last GBA game was 2006, so they don't coincide for that long
>>736675649Gonna have a goooood time tonight!
>>736672012>the timing is offSkill issue.
>>736674429thisThey were always just endless indie shovelware with everyone hanging around waiting for the "and one more thing" announcement at the end.
>Japanese Xitter post already has 115k likes and several million views>Post from Tsunku has 89kI had no idea this series was so big in Japan
>>736665392Last switch game made by nintendo, maybeLast switch game by anyone? Nah, with an install base of 160+ million, releasing multiplats on it is a no brainer
>>736679580Look at the amount of custom remixes on YT. One of the most dedicated communities.
>>736679580Anon, Tsunku is famous famous in Japan. Of course his games would also be well known.
Any retailers have the physical up yet? Only Nintendo store so far. I’m just hoping it’s not exclusive.
>>736674307I miss already the good old style. Why did they changed?
>>736676375Splatoon Raiders was announced without a direct. Get used to it.
>>736677190The remixes were overall really bad. Only memorable ones were the lush, honeybee and machine because the vocals were great. It only has very few new minigames. I know it's a mix of old sprinkled with some new, but mixes are never received well. It also dumbed down the ds minigames for obvious reasons
>>736667168reminder: physical will be $50
>>736681571Already confirmed 40.
>>736665926>>736674307>>736675959Setting aside the nigger vibe this game will have, I have mixed feelings, because while the one on the left represents a more modern and varied style, the one on the right is the classic style we're all used to from previous gamesAs others have said, I hope they add the modern style as a remix bonus or something, and don't forget about it entirely
>>736681862you're retarded
>>736681914Suck my dick faggot
>>736681862>nigger vibeFake weeb.
https://youtu.be/BIhF_grcVP8Fever Remix 8 my beloved, the best Remix imo.
>>736682407Hands down. Fever is probably the weakest entry of the 3, but the songs were absolute bangers. I still haven't perfected this because it's impossible
>>736681914>>736682106I've been playing since Tengoku, before the Silver translation, what's the problem, in my opinion, if that's what I notice they're doing in the new game?It almost seems like they're doing it on purpose; it even feels a bit forced. I'm not saying the game is bad, I'm just pointing out something that wasn't common in previous games
>>736682603>say nothing about the monkeys or MC Adore but have a problem with thisas I said, you're retarded
>>736682726anon, MC Adore is literally paper white.
>>736683130>zeroed in on skin colorAs I said before, fucking retarded and a secondary culture war baiting faggotI'm done
the moon does not care about your pointless arguments
>>736665397Cute butt
>>736666498>>736672698https://archive.org/embed/rhythm-heaven-minus-8
I tried the wii rhythm heaven game and got filtered on tamborine and monkey watch, are any of the other games easier or do I just not have enough rhythm for this series
>>736684045>filtered by the easiest games in the entire seriesSimply put, you ain’t got rhythm
>>736682603They're not niggers, they're Okinwan.
>>736665153Hopefully you will be too soon
>>736676661>Direct fervor is retardedthe last direct was in september last year, anon. it's been 7 months. that's over half a year since any announcements.
>>736685206>since any announcementsPokemon, Yoshi and and RH release dates, Tomodachi Direct...
>>7366853513 games that were already announced and then 1 that doesn't come out in 2027(and that was leaked a while ago). people want new stuff to look forward to, 7 months is a long time to not have any real announcements. there's usually a direct in february but we got an indie and third party one instead which were mostly ports of games already out elsewhere and there was a direct for the mario movie too, it's almost like a running gag at this point.
>her puss now peeks out under her ass
>>736681571Its a switch 1 game, sir
>>736675037>remixThere's a tutorial in it you retard.
>>736674307nooooooooooo my cooking mama I wasn't sure about the assortment of different styles in the reveal trailer but the cooking minigame was the one I really liked
>>736665926Not looking forward to twitterfaggots to make these characters their entire personality
>>736674429RelaxAlax made a video on the Nintendo Eshop being the Nintendo eSlop. To the point where there’s AI Hentai slop games on it.https://youtu.be/t4WW23YO-OE
>>736665095Massive W for Rhythm Heaven Chads
>>736685583And the February directs are shit. Only one I remember is one with MM2 and LA. They probably figured they have enough games announced for the 2026 atm.
>>736665095I really don't like that synth voice, or that it says "beat" at the end of every text box. I hope that shit can be turned off.
>>736665153kill yourself nigger faggot
>>736687568>beatThat's "beep"
>>736687498people still want one, especially when their switch 2 purchase is brand new and they want validation that it was a good decision. yoshi really isn't that for most people, nor are these games that are also on switch 1.
>>736684672>>736684045those are far from the easiest games, both are pretty difficult tambourine it's hard to get what they're askingmonkey watch is like lockstep in that most people aren't going to figure out backbeats intuitivelythat said once you do get them, they are easy, but they act as good filters to make you actually develop a sense of rhythm to pass,
>>736687887Raiders and Duskbloods are for the normies. And any other games can be announced on Twitter instead of a presentation that could be done through an email.
>>736687568It's for literal blind people
>>736687568It's called an audio cue which you should have known by the first game on the series.
>>736688050NTM, Pokopia too. I'm sick of Directs overriding hype for actual games. Hypebeasts are a cancer.
>>736665095>>736665926Why is Ko Takeuchi's artstyle getting worse and worse
>>736675037Not unless this one was also a tropical remix this whole time
>>736687568sounds like you need to be assimilatedbeep
>>736688007Tambourine is literally just monkey see monkey do, it doesn’t even try to trip you up with instrumentals and the patterns are as simple as can be; and monkey watch amounts to nothing more than a tempo check with an extra cue to spice things up. Though suppose you could be right that it's for those not rhythmically attuned; been doing music nearly my whole life so I got that down to a t
>>736688050ye but those games were announced over a year ago at the first reveal iirc.
>>736678898He never said "coincide forever", to be fair.But really, this applies to just about all consoles and handhelds. They don't just stop making games for current gen as soon as the next gen comes out. I mean, for fucks sake we're still having games releasing on PS4, despite the PS5 releasing five and a half years ago.
Bring back the great filter
>>736689510
>>736665095Nate said starfox is 100% getting announced this month. So when's FE and splatoon getting their random nintendo app trailer?
I hope the game can figure out a good control scheme. I really want something as good and versatile as the DS to come back somehow, that doesnt rely on gyro though. Unless maybe gyro is good enough for rhythm games now.
>>736674307>non RH retards expressing their opinionsright is rhythm heaven, left is warioware tier art.
>>736690291in may.
>>736675649GONNA HAVE A GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD TIME TONIGHT
>>736687330if you filter only for switch 2 games there's no slop. The switch 1 eshop is too far gone but they're not making the same mistake for the Switch 2 one.
>>736690291At random, to entice retards into checking the app every single day for news.
>>736665926>no karate joeno buysimple as
>>736694041Surely they are not stupid enough to not include the one minigame that has appeared in every single RH game without fail
>>736690596Outstanding post
>>736672825Is it the "Fo sho?" At first I kept hitting it too early. What's worse is the high-pitched delivery actually harmonizes a bit with the chick's voice so it's even more disorienting.
>>736694041Karate Joe is gonna be the main villainHe tries to stop you from getting your Groove on, but then it turns out that Grooving Out is an extremely dangerous and deadly thing; he was trying to protect you all along. It isn't until you beat remix 10 that you're able to outgroove the Groovemaster and fix the Groove balances that you unlock Karate Joe Family, the final game in Groove
>>736665153Starving out all the youtube grifters who milked the shit out of them is satisfying, ngl.
>>736699527Oh come on. The Moais aren't THAT bad.
>>736690291We already got our NSO slop confirmed yesterday and it wasn’t Star Fox
>>736699527>He can't DOO WOP, DOO WOP.NGMI
What if a Rhythm Heaven character got in Smash Bros?
>>736701406Would have to be Karate Joe. Maybe special moves can summon other characters kinda like duck hunt.
>>736701406Probably the nintendo ip fighter I'd want the mostThe barista would be a fun choice, a bit tiny in canon but could be bigger if neededNo matter the character their idle should be bobbing to the beat of whatever the BGM is
>>736699847>>736701075The issue with the moai game is that it’s literally broken. Internally the timer used for measuring whether your inputs are on-time is completely off compared to the visuals/music, meaning you have to purposefully delay your inputs so you don’t fuck up. It’s also the same one used in rockers, but that game gets away with it since the timing isn’t nearly as strict, so the room for error lets you follow the visuals/music appropriately
