Elezen are the superest bestest ff14 race!
>>736668079looks like a cumslut
>>736668079urs is ugly
>>736668153Not my Elezen.
Indeed.
>>736668079Long necks to facilitate throat fucking.
>>736668134>>736668581Seething cats.
>>736668581checks out. dragon dick is very long
>>736668079Based
>>736668718Given the large height difference between male and female Au Ra's, male Au Ra's would have very tiny dicks. Male Viera on the other hand would be packing huge cocks due to their women being far taller.
>>736668923He meant literal dragons.
>>736668923not really, au'ra women get the short end of the stick and get stretched beyond belief. they're usually more dominant because of survival instincts due to harmful sex.
Give me Femroes or give me death
>>736668134Elezen tend to be yes
>>736669281
>>736669687Danke
>>736670707femroe superiority
>>736668079Always has been.
given how cute the races are, how often do you think Elidibus ruined a would be hero's adventure against the ascians by simply playing cupid and shackling them to a calm and happy life raising their family in some random corner of the world
>>736668294>kills the one guy willing to stand up for you when every nation on the continent turns their back on youGet in the coffin with your Archbishop, you fucking stupid mook.
>>736671603as hackneyed as all the blasphemy role-quests were (especially the gridania one) i really liked that all of the heavens' ward and thordan mind-blended together into a blasphemy were chickenshit terrified of WoL
Giraffe cope, everyone knows Femra's are the superior race.
>>736672179if and only if:they have the fat crocodile tail
I don't care about this game I just want the potato pornography
>>736672682two more weeks on lalamaet's baraag trust the plan
>female character trying to be "soft" and cute>look inside>gay autistic maleRepeat x1000 and you have the raiding community
>>736673758I thought he gave up on that hairy potato after he kept getting banned off every platform?
>>736673878he has a baraag @greatm8sfm where he's put his videos, on january the 13th he teased his lala againhis sfw video(s) are on twitter at @lalamaethehe
>>736674640this picture contains two elezen
this game is dogshit but I do miss my lanket tomboy
>>736668079fellow enlightened individual
Why couldn't they just make regular fucking elves. Pointy eared, lithe framed beauties. Why the giraffes?
Eorzea is rightful Elezen clay.
>>736676369>why weren't the elves MORE generic
>>736674640you JUST know
>>736674640Ishgard Elezen have a thing for fucking their mounts.
>>736668718>dragon dick>he doesn't know
>>736676595Elezen should be flat with nice hips and bum.
>>736676734agreed, C cups at highest and a fat wobbler in the back
>>736676734you should be in a garlean gulag
>>736672179If that were true 4 of the main characters wouldn't be Elezen.
>>736676595Hnnngggg
>>736677056*sound of ysayle getting sucked into an allagan jet intake*
you are all insane. Fat tits are the are the best!
>>736677152hush, gronk. slink back to the sums.
Best girl is a cat thus miqos are the superior race.
My prediction for Westwolves is another century of humiliation for machinist
>>736677330I've thought MCH was pretty decent since SB but they're still terrified of making it powerful enough to warrant its APMOn the other hand it seems to generate an absolutely nutty amount of aggro
>>736677319are you trying to make fun of my neurodivergency in a fucking ffxiv thread? you normalnigger faggot
>>736668079Everyone is FFXIV is ugly because everyone in FFXIV is the same. There is no uniqueness therefore there cannot be any beauty. It's maximum sameface.
>>736677668Putting tits on the ass race could constitute mental illness yes, elezen were built by Hydaelyn to be hip, ass and leg queens. Roegadyn and highlanders are the breast queens
>>736677758i dont like asses, thats were shit comes from.
>>736676243This reminds me of the high elf chicks in TERA with the ass and titty mods
>>736677329worst girl is also a cat. keep those carnivora genes away from me
>>736672285Imagine a world where we could have lizard girls with tails like these
>>736678021Asses are purely for black people with no brainpower. There is not a single female body part less attractive than the ass. I would shove my tongue into 100000000 ears before I even talked to a single female ass hole.
>>736678084I want hardserve you stupid fucking generic abortion
>>736678084missionary while she supports us both with her tail
meat!
>>736678084imagine the food bill expenses just to keep that useless fat fucking waste of space that comes out of her butt
>>736678241that should be my dick in her hand ITS NOT FAIR
>>736668923>miera are hung because the women are tallit's not even a 10cm height difference, if it was something like reverse au'ra then you'd have a point
>>736668079elezen women owe me sex
>>736678115do not talk to ani, they always have bad breath.
>>736678539We have one but square wont let us.
>>736678539Luckiest bastard alive. He gets to see that every single day of his life in the scholasticate.
>>736679042i want to cum all over her dumb slutty face
>>736679042>Animators whore her out>Writers cucked by DEI don't allow romance between her and WoLIf only...
>>736678021>he wouldn't let his waifu shit on his chestNGMI
All children of ishgard pay their respects to the fury, but we cannot forget the blessings of abundance from the matron who looks over our wayward kin that settled in the forests
best place for c*nny mods?
Elezen milfs or Viera milfs?
>>736679643elezen milf, viera prime breeding age sex
>>736679643Why not both?
>>736679643Viera don't even age
>>736679479the matron doesn't have heavenly pits, therefore she's inferior
>>736679643yes
>>736679643elezen milfsimagine the mom paunch and happy trail
>>736679681Because it's just a question to learn what anons' preferences are.
>>736679778But she does.
>>736679778bro i'm not into pits, but ??????
>>736680148>>736680191firecrotch........
>>736679975Bellygrab?
>>736680227Red bountiful fields.
>>736680296belly kneadbelly, *need*
MATRON'S TEATS
>>736680362The squeeze zone
FFXIV post 6.0 is like 2/10 for an mmo and like 0/10 for an actual game.
>>736668079they are just elf with weird name. shitty and generic design too. Tera high elf was superior in designs
>>736680649decent bait
>>736668079I mean almost everyone in ishgard is a giga chad, so yeah I kinda agree.
>>736680786no seriously FF14 elf is just anime face with pointy ears. Tera high elf looks the part. Elegant, sexy, otherwordly, very fashionable too
>>736680398uff
>alleged character creator update>they add new heads>new heads use their current character design habits (sphene, halmarut, that dt roe, ryne, etc)>completely mogs original faceswould people seethe?
>>736668079>just elvesgloriousIt also removes the trannies faggots and queers due to their height so its the white mans choice
>>736680398Best goddess, second is Venat.
I love yan
This is a useless thread for FFXIV. It's just a /xivg/ gooner thread. Jannies do your job please.
>>736681367as is the case with most threads hereyour point?
>Next update were going back home and leaving Tural behindKino's back on the menu, were done with that third-world shithole.
>>736681514>going back home
>>736681481chocolate flavored dhalmels are rare
>>736668079why did sharttrail had to ruin the gods?
>>736681957That was Endwalker patches.Everything after 6.0 has been the downfall of this game.
>>736681957>Dawntrailwuk lamat owes me sexsphene really owes me sex and babieszoraal ja owes me sex
>>736668079In my opinion of what race would make the best wife and mother to my children.Roegadyn>Elezen=Lalafell>Miqo'te>midlander>highlander>Au Ra>VieraI like size different doesn't matter what direction, miqo'te would be much higher for anyone who likes the idea of a harem, highlanders while matching alot of my tastes I just can't trust em.
>>736682637why don't you trust highlanders?
>>736681161Marriage and babymaking sex with mama
Sex with brown cat women.
>>736683640I prefer brown bee women.
>>736683054Highlanders and Highlander players lack inner monologs.
>>736681367Time to post some of the new stuff they released today then
>>736672179tranny race
>>736683836why not both?
>>736681993Why should I apologize?
>>736679042alphy mogs
>>736684630Sorry but alphinaud is going to live the dream of fucking his hot school teacher
>>736684559Because she did nothing wrong and got wrongfully hated for it.
>>736668079Built for Xaela bvlls
>>736685571I just want to impregnate her just like every other female ff14 character so I think I'm exempt from needing to do anyanything, well except maybe having to take responsibility I suppose.
>>736671890Really shows how Stormblood would never have really happened if Papalymo and the Scions don't go panicking beta bitch mode over one primal made by a guy but never seen any in his life and let the WoL handle it then and there at Baelsar's Wall instead. Remember the WoL just straight up steamrolls a more intelligent version of it that was combined with an echo infused Zenos at Ala Mhigo a few weeks later so it was definitely nowhere near as strong as they insisted.
>>736672285Example #365336 of the Enfield devs definitely playing FFXIV, I just can't prove it yet.
Male miqo'te x female elezen, viera, or roe cause the height difference is hot.No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get into FF14. I wish I could join you anons in your autism.
>>736681993it's just not right
All women belong to the WoL
>>736681993I was smart enough to play with the ORIGINAL voice language so I was spared the offensively half assed and directionless voice performance of English localized Lyse.(You can literally fucking hear how unsure the actress is just trying to guess what the fuck could be the context of those lines. It is the responsibility and failure of the voice director. She performs fine when she is given actual direction in later appearences.)Japanese Lyse was a great character from start to finish and I'm proud of my girl.The fucking disingenuous localization copers can consider themselves given a "fucking kill yourself you dipshits" in advance.
>>736679643>viera don't show their age until the last few decades of their life>a prime MILF viera would have upwards of 250 years of sexual experienceImagine the depraved acts
>>736686246I wish they would let us have even one...
>>736686213The post-1.0, meaning Yoshida's direction dev team is deathly terrified of big boobs, anything not produced pre-ARR deflates or completely removes breasts with the exceptions of a few swimsuits and shirts from events...
>>736686591Didn't the devs say they can be whatever you want them to be to your character?
>>736686917they also said we would like Wuk Lamat
>malezen>wildwood >exclusively drg/mch Yup it’s gaymen timeAlso trust the plan. 8.0 will have the lunchbox finally be officially toggleable
>>736681993I don't have to apologize because I always recognized Lyse as a good character. StormGAWDS keep winning.
>>736686246Replace Gaia with Raya O Senna and you have a deal.
>>736681993Shan’t be apologizing. Just SHALLOT!
>>736684327I remember being in the NN and people were talking about being "ace" or whatever, transgender nonsense in the chat designed for players to help new playersIt just felt like a grooming world chat, and I said>what does this have to do with FF14And all hell broke loose
I’ve been replaying the game on an alt. Working on my anima weapon right now before finishing 3.0 patches. HW is pretty weak from what I remembered
>>736687053Well you see the directions written up by the director was a shounen mentor arc where you are the cool badass mentor to Wuk who wants to be the next Hokage, then the main team fucked off to fixing the shitfest that was XVI behind the scenes, so some tranny made some extremely retarded "modern writing" for the MSQ barely following direction. Yoshida obviously can't fucking solo crazy the completely creatively bankrupt Square Enix so we really can't expect more.
>>736668079I like middies.
>>736682017really? Never thought quitting at 6.0 would've been a good idea, but after the way they handled venat and the asspull depression birb I just checked out because I saw the writing on the wall
>>736687801XIV is all over the place, even in SHB which everyone pretends has no flaws. Did an alt for fun a couple years ago and basically ARR-SB strength is that they have cohesive plots with proper foreshadowing. Antagonists are understandable, but not painted in overly sympathetic light. I really do miss the old story structure because everything felt linked together, since SHB the story drops things on you last minute and feels like you're jumping into portals rather than walking along a trail.
>>736684327I can find a troon player of every single race in the whole game.Except lalafells I guess.
>>736689625>Except lalafells I guessok lol
>>736689625>>736689741what race has the least amount of troons?
>>736689805probably roe or hroth by virtue of being the least played races
>>736689805Males of any race that aren't viera.As for female, the least amount of trannies per capita is elezen.
Female elezen look weird because their head looks too small, dunno why they didn't try to make them look cool like some of the male faces.
>>736689805Malezen or Roes
>>736676369Because Square's FF artists have been making weird, lanky elves since the NES days. It started as an enemy design choice only to make its way into the MMOs.
>>736686591I don't think I'm ready for the Sphene codex entry next patch and minion on the anniversary.
>>736689805Almost every male Elezen and male Roeg player i've seen, played with and talked to over the years has been genuinely male.Miqote, Viera and Au Ra are the scum of the fucking universe for this though.
>>736681035>white woman with pointed earsI will take the giraffes.
>>736687581>ace>groominglol
>>736681035>anime game looks like anime Objectively good. If anything ff xiv isn’t stylized enough
I have a confession to make.I like elezen women.
>>736690621You would be surprised.
>RueDropped.
>RuePicked up
>>736691168I definitely would be surprised if an actual asexual was performing a grooming, means they're not asexual
>>736691342You can be groomed into a cult too lil gup.
>>736691314merlwyb's merlwybs, ponder
I'm not playing until there's a free weekend
>>736691410That's not what the average epic 4channer means when they're complaining about transgender grooming
>>736691501Yes it is, because trannies are a cult. Stop pretending you don't know what's being discussed.
DOES SHE LIKE FIDDIES???>who?YOU
>>736691601This is circular logic, Reddit lies that-a-way
>>736691084Your secrets safe.
>>736682637Didn't think I'll ever see fanart of "whatshername" without it looking like white, but here we are!
>>736686246black hair bitch looks like she chokes to death on heroin
>>736691662I don't think you actually know what circular logic means.>Reddit lies that-a-wayWasn't it the evil 4channers who hated trannies? Take a deep breath.
Elf
>>736685046I didn't think Alphy x Krile fanart existed! Are there more?
>>736677329Y'shtola owes me Y'sex.
>>736692126Can you handle it?
>>736685757WoL was unironically much stronger by then.
There wasn't enough Shale, so I became Shale.
>>736692192the primal sexual desperation of a femcel's first encounter... dios mio...
The XIV community doesn't even read their own game. Everyone is surprised and shocked that Yanna is 16 when ARCADION SPECIFICALLY TELLS YOU AT THE VERY BEGINNING THAT FIGHTERS """GRADUATE""" BY THE TIME THEY REACH 20. ALL OF THEM ARE YOUNGER THAN 20, EVEN TYRANT. IT IS VERY EXPLICIT IN TELLING YOU THAT THE BEAST SOULS TAKE A MAJOR TOLL ON THE BODY AND FIGHTERS SHUFFLE IN AND OUT QUICKLY DUE TO THIS.
>>736692192All that pent up virgin cat energy would probably result in lots of scratching. Survival is not guaranteed
>>736685757WoL canonically goes in with a party of 8 and is the only survivor
>>736691661>>736692274!!!
>>736692018It's insane how BiS that hair is for every female race, and it's also FOMO that is going away next month and will never return/
>>736692397
>>736692274
>>736692383B-BUT ALL THE PORN WE MADE OF HER, IT'S LITERALLY CSAM NOWWE ALL DIDDYBLUDS NOW CHAT, WE SO COOKED
>>736692521>>736692274Shale was the only good thing to come out of yawntrail.
>>736692639>>736692521>>736692274>add a throwaway NPC that's meant to be a filler background nobody that's just there>strike gold, people love it and the character becomes more important in future patches>first erenville, now shaleHow do they do it?How do they make these better than their shitty scions that have all overstayed their welcome
>even xivtroons are embarrassed by the troons that populate their /vg/do you fags not realize that is exactly how everyone on /v/ sees you
>>736692639Its a shame she is a filthy fucking duskwight
>>736692501Giwtwm
>>736692819She's an Eldite, actually.
>>736692819Yeah well that dusky put your Queen in booty shorts so the words your looking for is Thanks Shale.
>>736692814/xivg/ is going through one of those major episodes currently, you should go monitor it if you missed out on the absolute schizokino that was HW-era /xivg/.
>>736692405Thordan was a fucking solo right after the two Ascians at once solo. Ravana who oneshot Shiva was also a solo.
>>736692886>Shale had her hands all over Sphene's nubile young bodyImagine...
>>736689805unironically midlanders
if the pre fight cutscene has the WoL alone (like Thordan) it's a solo fight
>>736693106how would it ironically be midlanders?
>>736692819sphene pussy
Enough about Sphere. Back to Shale
sex with Khloe Aliapoh
Two Sphenes kissing!
>>736693156if midlanders also had the highest concentration of obnoxious gays, like roes or hroth do
>>736693063Most "solo" fights in XIV give the WoL a temporary buff to even it out, even if it isn't explicit. Estinien lends you an eye, and Thordan also had to split an eye's aether between him and his knights so he really wasn't half as impressive as the story makes him out to be. Ravana is just a primal, they hadn't invented trusts in HW other Shiva wouldn't have been pushed to the side immediately to give the WoL a reason to step in.
>Y'shtolaWife>Ryne Wife>AlisaieWife>LyseWife>AmelianceWife>Gaia Wife>Kan-E-SennaWife>SaduWife>SpheneWife>ShaleWife>NophicaWife>VenatWife
>>736668079They look terrible in most slut outfits. Luckily they look the best in everything else.
>>736693527>They look terrible in most slut outfits.This is a feature, not a bug. One of the best parts about Elezen.
>>736693408>Khloewife>Zhloewife>T'kebbe wife>Riellewife
>>736692445>online store>limited timeNice game you got their, lmao.
>>736693687>leaving out Kan-E-Senna (non glamoured)
>>736693703You can blame blizzard for that, once other devs saw how many copies of the starpony mount they sold they all started selling cash shop items. Even today blizzard makes more money from their cash shop than from subs and I wouldn't be surprised if XIV is the same.Whales ruin everything.
>>736693809BDS out of nowhere, yep this is an XIV thread alright.
>>736693809I need some people with law's order to strap it on and see how much that hairstyle clips >>736692018I hope it clips like fuck so I never have to worry about getting it.
>>736668079Elezen are nice but I just like cats.
>>736693931cats kick ass i curse yoshipiss every day for adding dragonniggers halving the cat population
>>736676595She's built for sex because she's so voluptuous!
>y'shtola wife>y'shtola's sister, y'adebhwife>y'shtola's sister, y'sumblawife>y'shtola's sister, y'ranmaiawife>y'shtola's sister, y'taldhiwife>y'shtola's sister, y'raigohwife>y'shtola's sister, y'mitrawife>y'shtola's sister, y'mallibowife>y'shtola's sister, y'sohnjinwife>y'shtola's sister, y'nazqhawife>y'shtola's sister, y'jhimeiwife>y'shtola's sister, y'napawife
>>736694103Shtola's definitely not the sharing type, she would fight her sisters.
>>736694264how old is that c@ anyway?
>>736694351If you asked her she's 23, in reality shes 32.
>>736694450that's like a billion years old in cat years. it's over
>>736693985Honestly its probably for the best, take a little bit of heat off of them while all the worse degenerates leave.
>>736693687
>>736694881I fucking hate that brat, she hasn't given me three lines in years.
>>736694450She doesn't seem like the type to lie about her age.
>>736694351>He said c@ instead of cat!You're so cute and silly!
>>736694937All women do it, never ask a woman their age.
>>736694881I want to free her older sister from wageslavey
>>736691342You think someone would just go and do that? Deceive someone purposely to get them to let their guard down? Next, you'll tell me people on the internet lie.
>>736693349Yeah yeah sure cuckboy, we are like a dark souls player character then who is so down to earth underdog normal guy and kills god oh wait.Okay okay more like those good ol day true classic underdog elder scrolls player characters that kill go- oh wait.Okay okay are just the good ol final fantasy player character that kills god. Fuck.Why is it so hard NOT to solo God?
>>736693349>and Thordan also had to split an eye's aether between him and his knightsKnights of the Round is a single primal, it's not split up.
>>736692405>WoL canonically goes in with a party of 8 and is the only survivorSource on this?
>>736696535It's only in the case of Shinryu. The whole set up to the Ala Mhigo dungeon has Raubahn setting up an elite team of adventurers to join you as you push inside. And then the lorebook notes that although WoL did go in with a party, he was the only one who left the battle with Shinryu.
>>736692383She's only make believe pixels so anyone getting their panties in a twist over a non issue in every sense is retarded anyway.
>>736696775epstein ahh post fr
>>736685757>>736692405>>736696632Honestly the entire canon of "did the WoL solo this fight or did they have a convenient party of powerful adventurers on hand who promptly disappear after" is really fucking spotty and confusing. Like the entire Praetorium>Ultima Weapon>Lahabrea fight chain only makes sense if the WoL is the only one there.
>>736694264I think she might be able to share you with just her closest sister with sufficient convincing but to try any more than that or even any other sister is to court death
>>736697040Sssssh. You'll upset the "I'm a cuck that's literally seethes in envy about the literal self insert main character." types with so much hard reality....
>>736696396It's one primal between twelve big guys (and they bust on my eyes) (etc etc)
>>736697040It's pretty much why they introduced the Azem crystal for a plot reason that you have three to seven other kniggas with you in some egregiously silly places the guild would never be able to send people, they got tired of handwave jokes like Susano's journal entry saying SURE WAS GOOD TIMING ADVENTURERS WERE FISHING NEARBY
>>736697181>It's one primal between twelve big guys>Who... What are you...?!
>>736697310I'm the cook.
>>736692084Not much in existence unfortunately, I do remember this one like comic thing where alphinaud was sketching a rather suggestive krile in his note book, or it was like the piece itself was the krile sketch but it's implied to be in his note book or something.
>>736695128What about fantasy women who don't need to be like real women? She doesn't seem to be afraid to tell you things flat, or show embarrassing bits of herself like the froth and foam bit.
>>736679596https://kittenmods.com/
>>736697440I recall that piece, has also drawn some other provocative shortstack potatoes like Momodi and Giott
>>736697285Honestly I wish they'd just kept rolling with the idea of the other Scions (or other story-relevant NPCs) being on hand for shit more often than not. It makes infinitely more sense, gives them stuff to do, makes them seem less like wastes of space while the WoL does all the work, and most of the time they show up right after anyway. Graha summoning other (You's) for the Emet fight and then using the Azem crystal to do the same thing one time was fine but for a stretch there it felt like you were pulling the fucking thing out every five minutes.
>>736697579what the fuck are these monstrosities
>>736697556Y'shtola was incredibly embarrassed about the nixie spell, though. She also tried to hide that she was blind because she didn't want to appear weak. Just like she made up a reason to excuse herself after Papalymo died so nobody would see her get emotional. Y'shtola is very concerned about her appearance. One of her hobbies is even collecting shoes.
>>736679975
>>736686917I'm going to need that exact quote. FOR SCIENCE!!!
>>736678084it all goes right to her tail
This thread feels like it consists of 70% male miq'ote with how hard you guys are trying to harem max
>>736696396It's not Knights of the Round, it's Thordan's Knights of the Round.
this discussion needs more sphene
Post glams.
