why is nintendo making everything so woke for no reason?
>>736669270I like how they keep forcing Toadette but they are still actively sidelining Birdo because they don’t want the troons to have anything nice.
>>736669730why do they do this? It looks worse right?
the way the koopa stands in the top picture is literally the most thug-ganster ass-shit like holy hell it's badass
>>736669861mario used to go hard
>>736669270WOKE TRANS LEFTISTSSSSSSSSSS I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>736669270Why do they add "Koopa" to Mario Party?That's like playing "Human".
Why does DK look like he cant be trusted around children now?
>>736669270>>736670079BRING HIM BACKHE'S MARIOCORE
>>736670104It's the Seth Rogan connection.
holy shitParatroppa now has 5 feathers instead of 4 as his wings
>>736670189Why was the GB version of Mario Tennis better than the N64 game?
>>736669270Why is Yoshi posing like he's walking? Who the fuck poses like that for a group photo?
>>736669843They panic that people will feel ripped off that they shelled out ticket money for something that's too much like free thing on TV
>>736670303It was an actual RPG game. Also had an actual 1p mode.
It was that simple.
>>736672219I might just be retarded but I prefer the redesign
Elsa looks fucking stacked... Jesus...
>>736669838Birdo is pointless. The fact that he still makes it in to spin off games is silly considering most people probably don't even know what game he's from
No real human being likes the new DK
>>736672219Remember the shit storm that occurred when mario kart tour was first teased and dk inexplicably had his new design, before bananza had been revealed? Good times.
>>736669270OMFG!! IT LOOKS THE FUCKING SAME!!! I FUCKING HATE NINTENDO AAYYEEE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!!!!
>>736669838It's only forced because you don't like her, let's be honest.
>>736672219Mandatory daily Rare was never good
>>736673720Mandatory daily go fuck yourself jap faggot
>>736669838New Mario VA is a proud leftist and has pronouns in bio. Daisy is now voiced by an enby and Vivian is canonically trans (and treated tastefully in the new TTYD remake)You lost, unequivocally. If your retard president doesn't bring about the end of the world your ilk will never be in power again either.
>>736673487>tourI don't remember this....did you mean world?
>>736669270Why does top have no shadows on the ground
>>736673957Not him but shut your tranny ass up. both sides are making sure to end you because the goal is various forms of age verification. One side escalates the moral bullshit censorship, the other, as it stands, regulates the other, this serves as a win for the people, but for both sides, it's meant to bring in something darker from both, digital IDs. You're a useful idiot that fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Once the other side gets rid of you, the side you love to suck off will not bring you back, they will in fact keep your dead. Everything nowadays from our government is performative, a grift, nothing more. It's as fake and worked as professional wrestling.
>I have strong feelings about nintendo character designs Sincerely pathetic
>>736675441It kinda bothers me how Dimitri was a showerless murderhobo for years but didn't grow a beard.
>>736673957Back to R*ddit bro
>>736672219I prefer Nu-DK
>le both sidesseething rightoid lol
Rare DK peaked in 64-SNES.Nintendo already drained his soul by the GBA era by making his fleshy parts lighter and giving him the rapist teeth.
I don't see why Bowser Jr isn't in the main cast promo.
>>736669270>DK used to be a cool, suave dude, he could be the hero or the villain>Wokey is some smiling retard pedophilewhy the fuck did they do this
>>736670037It’s because their pedojew politics are shoved down my throat in every facet of life and media from homo ass pedo flags all over the grocery store to Nintendo games. Die, disgusting child rapist.
>>736669270The new renders are so much better it's insane.I'm glad Nintendo finally moved on from those soulless GB/Wii renders.
>>736669270>they gave Rosalina bigger titsI approve
>>736678053Yes, now shut up, you useful retard. If your IQ wasn't in the gutter, you would have already figured out that one sides escalates, the other side acts as a savior to have legal reasons to install digital IDs.
>>736670104He’s doing the submissive reddit please-accept-me smile.
>>736673720If it wasn't for Rare nintendo would have died during the N64 era. Japs hated it. The Saturn outsold it. Rare basically carried it in the west.
>>736670104blud name is diddy kong now
>>736678150Every one of those characters has or can carry a game on their own, yet they chose not to do anything with them. I don't think you'd get a DKC or a Wario Land today, that's how far the Mario circle has fallen. Ware sucks, DK gets scarce releases nowadays and Yoshi's games have become some of the most juvenile drek released.
>>736678150Where's Shy Guy?
>>736670104Can't beat the cunny
>>736672219Nu-DK is actually the REAL old DK design while the Rare DK is a new design abomination.So old = good, new = bad.
>>736681694Stop the cap.
>>736681187he's shy and doesn't like big gatherings.
>>736669270new bowser looks weirdI think its the eyes
so bouncy and wholesome chungus
>>736678567mmm i think its more definition of the image, not a real buff
>>736669270So uhhh everyone but King is the same just with some shading?What's so woke about it?
>>736669270Peach's render got worse?
>>736669270New is good cause it has toadette
>>736673487>mario kart tourFucking retarded cocksucker.
>>736669270DK needed a makeover. He still had that "primitive shapes" style that artists at Rare created on their Silicon Graphics computers.The new design is kind of ugly, though.... it looks really goofy, I don't know...
>>736686726Eh the Rare design remains insanely solid even todayWay more than Bananza DK, that design is fucking abysmal and I pray it doesn't stick in whatever future DKC games are made
>>736669270wait where's Toadsworth? and where's Bowsette ?
>>736669270Better shading is woke?
>>736669270name 5 woke things in that pic
>>736688440nigga even the dude who redesign dk at rare said the design was flawed and that bananza dk was similar to his vision.
Is Mario fun to play on drugs?
>>736669270Looks like an improvement to me
>>736669270>Peach's lips are smaller>meanwhile Rosalina's are biggeri see some preferences here
>>736669270WTF they whitewashed him
>>736689653>Goombas getting lighter skin because Mario specifically targets the darker onesHmmm... Mario ones?
>>736678124TrVke
The only redesign that made the character worse was Peach's, she now looks like a shitty Illumination girl wearing a cosplay
