>move in fight my practice gf>have less time to play video games but don't complain because of all the sex>...>She gets us a puppy out of nowhere>now have literally no time for video gamesI need to switch to gacha or break up
>>She gets us a puppy out of nowhere??? how are you okay with that
>>736681217did she not tell you she was bringing a puppy?
>>736681217i'm so fucking confused>practice gfso she's not seriousand yet, you moved in with her?
Join us Gachad
>move in fight my practice gfWhat the fuck is this sentence?
>>736681217>>move in fight my practice gfquick rundown?
>>736681217>She gets us a puppy out of nowherits over, she considers your sexual performance to be subpar and already brought a replacement
>>736681495>>736681443With* it's a typo
>>736681574nobody gives a fuck about the typo we're all waiting to hear about the>practice gflore
>bike cuck
>>736681574what are you practicing nigga
>>736681217>moving in with a 'practice gf'>she suddenly buys a dogyou're both immature retards
>>736681550One day you will stop screaming about your bestiality fetish.
>>736681217bike cuck cant manage his time?does he eat for 4/8 hours?with how much he seems to work, he can hire a lady to cook for him
>>736681550>its over, she considers your sexual performance to be subpar and already brought a replacementdon't be retarded, it's way worse, she bought a practice baby without his consent lmao
>>736681217What breed is the puppy?
>>736681217>from the laughingstock of the internet after his bikecuck comic to trannyDamn, what a ride
>>736681217why are you fighting your gf are you like 4'8" 80lb or something
>>736681217Thanks for the blogpost normie
how do I get a practice gf
>>736681650what the fuck is there to say about it it's just what the name implieshow new to the internet are yougo do a google search or some shit
>>736681217>practice gfI don't like this new meme.
>>736682085go to the library and pick a fat one reading harry potterthey're single, trust me.
>another gamer night ruined by my practice wife and her dumb dinner
>>736681217>gachai hope that dog bites your cock off
>>736682056Wait, Shen trooned out?
BikeCuck/thread
>>736681217If shes's white then leave now, she has you training your replacement.
>>736681217Tell her to care for the dog herself
>>736681217>practice gfsociety is not okay
>>736681217You think that's bad, imagine getting your practice gf pregnant and having to spend all your time taking care of a practice kid.
>>736684080Imagine then having to marry your practice wife and make a practice family
>>736684282Then comes practice divorce and paying practice alimony...
>>736684282>>736684346It's his practice life don't worry.He will get the hang of it in the next one.
If you're not serious about her and you're giving up things you enjoy for her regardless that's kinda fucking retarded and implies you have a desperate attachment
>>736681217>Sex, sexxx!!! Did I tell you guys I'm having sex!?Okay virgin.
>>736684346>>736684282god being a woman must be great, when the time comes, squeeze out a slave, make it do your chores for years, make the guy pay for the slave
>>736683628No
>>736681740When, in the history of image boards, has any retarded anon ever shut up about his stupid fetish? Especially in a thread unrelated to it.
>>736681217>practice gfWhat the fuck is a practice gf?
>>736681298Common testing-the-waters move by a woman who's unsure about the strength of a relationship, but wants to push the boundary. She WANTS to baby trap OP, but she's worried he might bail. Getting a puppy is like a soft baby trap, to see if he'll enforce a boundary or cuck out.She's probably going to push harder on marriage now, but she probably still won't poke holes in his condoms yet until she looks up how common law marriage works in their state.
>>736681217>>She gets us a puppy out of nowhere
>>736685045a girl you're not serious about and treat as a temporary partner
>>736685045A temporary GF until a better one comes along.
The solution is simple. Tell the bitch she's going to have to take care of the puppy since she's the one who bought it. Then switch up and go on the passive aggressive front and get a pet without telling her that's guaranteed to make her uncomfortable. I'd recommend either a hissing cockroach or a giant millipede.
>>736681574>>736681217>practice girlfriend What in the Harlem Newports is this?
>>736685601>>736685286>>736685342
>>736681217>Move in fight my practice gfSo are you moving into her house to fight her or are you two having a moving fight over who moves what? Also what is a practice gf? Your body pillow?
>>736681217This what happens when you don't hit yo bitch
>>736681217>practice gf replaces you for a knotevery word in this sentence is more brutal than the last
>>736685286>all the negatives of a gf>none of the positivesWhy not just keep the whore outside and bring it in when its time to use it?
>practice gf>moving inare you broke? you're gonna be a practice poor family soon, you know?
>practice gf>turns out you were the practice dildo pacifier all along
>practice gfCasuals cant handle a ranked gf
>>736685684>Also what is a practice gf?A gf you aren't serious about. Usually a stepping stone to get relationship practice before moving on to a gf they actually like.
>practice gfIs this an American thing?
>practice gfEven if you reword this to something less psychotic like a fling>MOVING IN with someone you're having a fling with
>>736686106I'm aus and I've had a practice gf before monkey branching to the girl that's now my wife.
IDK if I'm just innately a pussy or subconsciously fear I'd sperg out and straight up kill them, but I just cannot imagine hitting a woman. The cute, ostensibly kind-hearted ones do massive heavy lifting in deterring my brain from seeing them all as punchable creatures. I feel like Superman living in a world of cardboard. How do anons physically discipline their gfs without feeling like they're committing a cardinal sin?
>>736686205>its an aus termMakes sense now.
I feel bad for the dog.
>>736686112>>736686106>>736682536>>736683942I don't get it. She's cute and I'm attracted to her but I'm not in love with her but I'll date her to get exp. There's nothing psychopathic about that
>>736686237>How do anons physically discipline their gfs without feeling like they're committing a cardinal sinThey probably hold back, and slap; not punch. There's a huge difference.>B-BUT THAT'S ASSAULTI know how it's looked at in a "modern society", but I think you understand the difference well enough.
>>736686389Sir this is a video games board
>>736686389kek
>>736686389Just in case you aren't trolling here: have you been upfront with her about this? Because a lot of people probably do not subscribe to the idea of a "practice GF" being a great idea. She might not. She might think "dating = love", even if you don't. So to her it might be 100% serious, whilst for you it's just playing quickplay in fucking Overwatch.
>>736686389The fuck do you do when you're done practicing with her?>Okay babe, I'm ready to graduate from you>Get out of my house
>>736686656kek is this a serious post?
>>736686237People manage hitting their kids without breaking them just fine. Well, most of them do, anyway.Women aren't more fragile than little kids.
>>736686717You do a bit of Society and kick her out
>>736686389>There's nothing psychopathic about thatNobody who did not have some psychopathic tendencies has ever uttered this sentence senpai
>>736681443This should clear it up
>>736686954Wait, women have psychopathic tendencies?
>>736686389You don't move in with someone you're not serious about. You're putting the trust to keep you sheltered into someone you'll get over at some point. You know she'll find out it's over if you go house hunting without her?Do you think you'd just downgrade to roommates if you dump her? It's usually messier than that. I dunno if going homeless is good exp.
Why are we so eager to hurt the ones who trust us?
>>736687170Alexa. Why is the dog a real dog and not a practice dog??
>>736687241Testosterone and mental illness, like how beetles will throw the females they just mated with because they're full of piss and vinegar from the rush of having to fight a bunch of other motherfuckers to get some bug puss.
>>736681217If a nigger ass raped bikecuck with a knife and gave him gay nigger aids, bike cuck would celebrate it because the nigger enjoying barebacking his bussy more than he disliked getting a AIDS and being hospitalized with a torn rectum, so the total happiness in the world increased.
>>736686106It's a /fit/ meme, but I dunno why OP is being a cocksucker and bringing over crossboard culture.I guess internet is just bound to become a sludge of everything nowadays.
>>736686389>GrindingYou DID NOT beat the game
>>736687392It's not a /fit/ meme, it's a term I've been hearing for over 20 years.
>>736686717>>736686656>>736687210Every relationships breaks up over something at one point anyway, I shouldn't have to worry
>>736681217did bike cuck troon out yet?
>>736687172Yeah but I don't see how that's relevant to this comment chain unless you think the person I am responding to is a woman, which seems a stretch given he is justifying practice gfs
>>736687482Yeah but likely not in /v/ideo game adjacent communities. I browse 10 boards and I've seen it predominantly on /fit/ and a bit /r9k/ so I'll bet you 20 bucks OP is from one of those two, there'd be no reason for a /v/irgin to suddenly bring it up here when it's not common /v/ lingo.
>practice gfSo an escort? you moved in with an escort and she brought a puppy home? Lemme guess, the puppy is named Herbert or Frank and is married and just does this to decompress?
>>736687392It's an /r9k/ meme and it's been around for well over a decade now >https://desuarchive.org/fit/search/text/%22practice%20gf%22/order/asc/>Searching for posts that contain ‘"practice gf"’ and in ascending order. 602 results found.>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/%22practice%20gf%22/order/asc/>Searching for posts that contain ‘"practice gf"’ and in ascending order. Returning only first 5000 of 6593 results found.>https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%22practice%20gf%22/>Searching for posts that contain ‘"practice gf"’. 120 results found.Huh, I thought this term was more widespread than it actually seems to be. I guess it's understandable that people are confused then.though i do still think the concept should be obvious from the name unless you're retarded
>>736687603You make the situations you don't have to worry about, dipshit. Why are you adding "getting kicked out" to the risk factor for a relationship you're planning not to keep?
>>736688085Grew up in a broken home where "till death do us part" meant nothing, I'll bet.
>>736687910>Huh, I thought this term was more widespread than it actually seems to be. I guess it's understandable that people are confused then.This says a lot about the kind of places you frequent, to be honest.
>>736688085>>736688159How many people you know who are still with their first gf lol?
>>7366882272 out of 5 menThe other 3 never had a gfNot normies/neurotypical people
>>736688358Unreal
>>736681217>practice gfThis is like those whores calling themselves demisexual thinking they've cracked the code with some crazy loophole lmfao OP and his practice gf are both sociopaths and deserve each other
>>736686717Well then you practice dumping her, obviously.
>>736687910Don't worry man that's just a common occurrence for oldfags. We really do live in something of a bubble.
>>736688227Me, and my older brother. Married to our wives for several years. And even though my younger siblings all have flings, they never refer to their boyfriend or girlfriend as "practice", as if it could never become serious.
>>736689537Maybe they're just hardcore gamers playing ranked.
>>736688621I hate these people
I'm not reading the entire thread to figure out what the fuck you mean by >>move in fight my practice gfgod damned esls
>>736688621>match with "demisexual" woman on tinder>ask her what it means>"It means I can't be sexual in anyway with a person until I know them really well">I say thats fine and we keep chatting>about to go to sleep>say goodnight, she sends a pic>"sweet dreams ;)" captioned over a picture of her tits>we sex chat for the next hour then hook up the next day by lunchtimeSo basically demisexual means fuck all
>>736681217>I need to switch to gacha or break upget a steamdeck/switch and play while at work, if you switch your current job to security, you have a ton of time to play if not even stream vidya while at work.
>>736689673trying too hard to fit in, you're just displaying your extreme stupidity if you can't instantly figure out 1. what word that's a typo of 2. the difference between a typo and actual esl gibberish
>>736689708Don't worry, she's already justified it in her own head by saying that she really got to know you by chatting for a couple hours, so it's still true.
>>736689673But it's funnier to imagine OP moved in with a woman and immediately they started punching each other.
>>736689858>trying to hard to fit innigger I've been here since 05, I don't give a shit about "fitting in". ESLbabble and zoomerspeak are one and the same. No, I will not waste braincells trying to parse the meaning.
>>736688621At least I'm not whore
>>736681217am I doing the meme right?
>>736681217is this comic implying he spends more than 6 hours every day eating?
>>736687170Pure Rembrandt
>>736687482Ive been using the internet since Dial Up and this is literally the first time I've heard it. Is this timeline divergence? Am I being reverse Mandella'd?
>>736690182no actually
>>736686389It's totally fucked to call that a "practice gf", but it's fairly common for people to get into relationships with no expectation of going the distance with them."practice wife" would be a more accurate term or you could use the more common term which is just "girlfriend"
>>736690393my practice gf is right, im such a fuckup, I can't do anything right
>>736681217>practice gf>moved inLol nah nigger
>>736690182The comic is much funnier with no dialogue. It just wasn't words words words to begin with, so most people wouldn't both removing some.
>>736690401Oh shit.... I'm Swedish, and love to imagine how dumb/funny some of our words look to foreigners, but I've completely missed that one.It means "end station", btw.
>>736690401you aren't making any sensea girlfriend is not a practice wifea girlfriend is someone who could eventually become a wifea practice gf is not someone you're going to marry, like you said you aren't going the distance with them. They are just practice so you aren't inexperienced when you want a real gf
anons have a practice gf and I can't even have a regular gfit's not fucking fair
>people who have to spend every single day cooking for 1-2 hours
>>736690801tfw no tutorial gf :(
>>736686106It's a zoomer thing. Their brains have been permanently fried by porn, social media and "alpha male" youtubers and they don't understand how to be human.
>>736690892>hardcore gf
>>736690994>tfw you're trying to speedrun and accidentally your permadeath gf
>>736690801it's fun for a bit, but overall you'll get sick of it and just want your time back.
>>736690401I might as well learn how to be in a relationship or so I thought, now it's been over 9 months and I haven't found any alternatives to her. She's cute, has long straight dark hair, glasses and reads a lot but she's not really girlfriend material. There's no pull you know, we aren't bros, I mean sometimes I have to do a fake smile because I really don't enjoy the activity, she doesn't feel organic. She's just Katherine
>>736685132based red pill schizo
>>736686538>exp
>>736691386you're the kind of guy that makes it harder for the rest of us by selfishly spawning even more miserable women.
>>736691505Trvth nuke.
>>736691505I care about her feelings a lot and I'll make sure she won't have any hard feelings. I'm not neglecting her emotional needs
>>736681217>I need to switch to a type of game that’s notorious for being time intensive or break upHuh?
>>736681217This fat fuck eats for like 6 hours a day, wtf
https://youtu.be/3e0n_qBvPPY?is=sTv-bTSaxMmHpz6kI could have sworn Peter said "practice girlfriend" and not just "girl", but if fucking Family Guy has a similar term it is not uncommon.Still psychopathic as fuck tho.
>>736685132this is good tho, it's the natural order of things
>>736691752Not even close to the point.You don't knowingly move in with a girl you have zero interest in beyond fucking, you absolute retard.If you want to practice living with somebody, keep it to her at your place.You're maliciously giving the girl false-hope because you enjoy the power of her being more into you.
>>736687170
>>736685132>noooooooo don't have my babies pls don't want to marry me aieeeeeeeeee
>>736681217There's no way Shen works 14-15 hours everyday or eats for several unless he seriously considers his free simplistic webcomics part of that schedule.
>>736688227every one of the guys who moved in. because of the implication.
>>736681217Goyim, this won't do, you need to work more.
>>736681217>>She gets us a puppy out of nowhereIf you don't dump someone instantly for doing something like this without talking about it first, you're pathetic. She's only going to continue bullshit like that more and more. My friend had this happen with a fish at first, and now they have 5 fish, 3 cats, and a dog.
I don't care about litigating your vocabulary, OP. But do you not realize there are features forbidden to you during the tutorial level?Do not become financially dependent on someone you're planning to dump.
>>736692364He's not going to. He doesn't have a home otherwise.He's the dog.
>>736692231He probably counts scrolling as work.
>>736686389You can get relationship experience without moving in with someone; that's a commitment thing and how it appears to most people. She's obviously serious as she not only moves in with you but has bought a pet (this should require talking - the mature thing would be for her to ask you about getting a pet rather than just showing up with one, assuming the dog wasn't literally abused on the side of the road or something . Pets are a lot of work and should be a shared responsibility for a couple. You should have your time to game in your own house too) which is yet another step down the commitment path. If you don't want the same thing with her, then you should probably figure that shit out and talk to her about it . The longer you put it off the more blindsided and pissed she is going to be because its going to appear that she's building a perfect little life for you two and then you freak the fuck out out of nowhere. >LoveYou know that love takes time to develop, right? Like maybe it will or won't happen with her and you may or may not be suited otherwise, but you don't need 'practice' girlfriends until you find love. Love by definition (actual love) its something that develops only over time and through experience shared between them. You may end up finding out that you suddenly realize you're in love when she doesn't seem offput when you get sick and shit your pants and instead just cooks and helps you feel better , or a myriad of other situations. However, if you're always thinking of someone as 'practice' or 'until a better one comes along' it can also mean that you may not recognize or allow feelings to advance with this personAnyway, sounds like you two need to talk about some shit one way or another.
>>736681443Phonefag and his autocorrect.
One of the funniest things about /v/ that doesn't really exist on any other board is that you actually read and respond to worthless filler text in threads that are clearly just about posting the image.
>>736686389I almost married my practice gf so be careful
>>736681217>practice gfMy stupid as fuck nigger >>736686389If you dont love her you shouldnt be moving in and creating an illusion of exclusivity with her. I understand wanting to fuck around but you dont need to feign a relationship to get pussy dude.Dont be a piece of shit.>>736688159People like that have my deepest pity. I had a date with a gorgeous 19yr old like last week with a broken home and she told me that shes a cheater and says that everybody cheats. Its super sad.
>>736692650how do I get better at those 50 hit anime fighter combos?
>>736692774it's a reverse case where the text is more interesting than the shit comic that's been posted 100000 times
>>736683628Yes
>>736683628maybe
>>736681217Is it a bag-sized dog? Urgent question.
>>736692650>if you're always thinking of someone as 'practice' or 'until a better one comes along' it can also mean that you may not recognize or allow feelings to advance with this personhow do you do the opposite? ie, catching feelings too quickly
>>736686389I now get why i see so many marriages where it's clear they don't love eachother. it's practice relationships where both sides got too committed to back out even if they intended not to date forever.
op is a fanfic, imbeciles
>>736691386But you moved in with her???
>>736693291took you that long?
>>736687170Intructions unclear, fighting the door has also been added to my schedule
>>736692774normally he'd just post "lol" and that would be a cue to post better, newer comics but unfortunately this is a genuinely funny prompt to fuck around withhis practice thread's not going too well
>>736681217>move in>with unserious gf>somehow a dog takes too much time to play vidyaGet better boundaries and time management.
>>736687170This is literally the only good post in this dogshit thread
She's fucking the dog.
>>736693281It's not just too much commitment, normalfags, and especially women, just never learn how to be alone. So they'd rather avoid it, even if it means a person they don't enjoy being around.
>>736693352long what? i just paid attention to the thread a few minutes agoimbecile
>>736687170Finally some good fucking post
>>736688227My parents were both each other's first everything and have noe been with anyone else ever. Met at 17, dated for 10 years, 35 years married
>>736693291this is a practice argumentthere are an untold number of teenagers and up lurking the site who will absolutely internalize "practice" girlfriends as a concept and fuck it up with the only fat girl they'll ever qualify for if we don't call this retarded
>>736687170kek
>>736693265More or less you do something in between the two. Also, you realize there's a difference between >infatuation and loveWanting to be near the new girl you just met and has SUCH huge boobs and orgasms from penetration etc.. doesn't mean your're in love. You're high off the newness of it all and the novelty. She may be happy that she's with a guy who bathes and is a considerate lover and doesn't just pull out his phone when she talks about her interests etc. Realizing that you can appreciate someone's traits but starting intellectually to realize that >She cooked me dinner once time to wife her up NOTHING WILL EVER BE BETTER QUICK QUICK QUICK (women also do this klnd of thing or at least think of it)isn't 'love' or rational, helps. Now if you've been together for years, go through holidays, each other's families, depend on each other and don't feel like you're moving forward or want to (practical stuff like - we cant afforrd to move in, one of us have ailing parents etc..isd not what I'm talking about, but more like we've been together for years but one or both of us is afraid to do anything that brings our lives closer etc) that can be a problem in the other direction In short, its a median between being too fast moving and hung up, and no matter what point along the road talking to each other is the best way forward.
>>736691386>I might as well learn how to be in a relationship or so I thought, now it's been over 9 months and I haven't found any alternatives to herThis is the most autistic post I have read maybe ever. Holy shit.Is she your girlfriend or you job fucking kek.
>>736681217>Practice gf>Our puppyYeah, yeah its a practice puppy for when you get a real girlfriend with a real dog
>>736693507I am the dog
>>736689456Old robots maybe. I don't know what you fags are talking about. Great thread though.
>>736693512Always seems a lot of this to me, yeah. Then they break up and cry rivers and yell how they never want to be in a relationship ever again, and then 3 months later they introduce their new "this is the one" partner.Meanwhile if someone says hi to me I break out in a panic, because that person is about to screw me over.
>>736692364A fish is actually nothing. Although id prefer it be a tortious because wet tanks are a pain in the ass. For other animals big animals id be annoyed. I dont think its really possible to enjoy more than one domestic animal at a time. One dog, hes basically another friend/kid whatever two or three dogs youre now just running a day care.
>>736687170Top kek
>>736681217>Next my practice gf wanted me to practice knocking her up
>>736693512Being in relationships made me realize how much I enjoy my alone time. It hurts my gfs feelings everytime I say thats what im doing. She'll say she understands but still tries to convince me to come over or whatever
>>736693984It's the natural order of things, he'll knock her up and be forced to marry her, he'll learn to love his new wife
>>736681217Easy fix. Ignore both and play video games. When you want sex, ask for sex. If she won't give sex, cum on her couch, then go play video games.
>>736693576This is the kind of thing that is either absolute bliss, or horror that melts down into chaos the moment that one of them develops as a person, no longer 'needs/is entangled with financially or otherwise' the other, or gets bored. I mean I have massive respect for those who did it and do so happily, but there's just so much undermining it even back in the day when there was massive societal pressure not to "talk about it". A whole fuckload of post-WWII "traditional marriages" ended up with swinger key parties , someone banging his secretary or a hooker during business trips and the other getting plowed by the handsome vacuum cleaner salesman or milkman. In short, people have to be massively "right" for each other, communicate, and grow together because the person you are at 17 is not the person you will be at 25, 30, 35, or 40+ and if you aren't on the same page people are going to fuck it up. Though I can't say it doesn't happen - my grandparents, Greatest Generation legends both, did something very similar.
>this nigga thinks his soon to be wife is his "practice gf" when she's already on the "practice kid" stage
>>736681217>I need to switch to gachaPlay Wuthering Waves
>>736694256I think there's some /h/ bit where its usually the sleezy guy who fucks the hot dumb girl >Oh this isn't sex, its just practice! Its okay you can't get pregnant if its just practice! I'm just teaching you for when you really find the guy you want to do with, I'm actually helping you out!"
>>736686656>Have you told her about how she is basically a mob being farmed for xpAre you retarded
>>736694349>gachaThat's got to be the fast way to fucking up the relationship. >Hey, I don't have time to play regular games anymore because SOMEONE got us a pet without talking about it. So instead I'm going to play the game that is A) always on my phone constantly B)dark patterning me into spending all my money on it C) full of highly sexualized women who I'm throwing a fortune out to draft them in their SSS rank fondling attire. This is akin to saying >My girlfriend thinks that I get out of control and drink too much when I go out one night a week with the boys and have a couple of beers. I had to give it up so instead I made friends with this new guy and he and I smoke meth and crack together and then I can't remember what I do afterward! Its the only way to save my relationship!
>>736686389>She's cute and I'm attracted to her but I'm not in love with her but I'll date her to get exp.Nigga it doesn't work like it does in the movies, you don't fall in love at first sight, you need to have a talk about what you both want and maybe end it because you are not ready yet
>>736694563It can, one of my gfs is was stupidly attracted to her the first time I met her and felt like an awkward idiot trying to start a conversation. Ive dated other people and have never felt that same attraction.
>>736694780How did you manage to ask her out if you were so attracted? That happened to me once and I basically got stunlocked.
>>736693546do you still think people wouldn't reply even if they knew it was a hypothetical scenario? go jerk off to your midwit epiphany somewhere else.
>>736694196>cum on her couchHow are the Iran negotiations going, JD?
>>736691386So you played Catherine and you thought "Yeah it sounds like a good idea to lead a girl on for years"
>>736694120Well it is only a practice wedding, with a practice father in law
>>736694907I just talked to her and asked to take her out. She basically took it as a giant compliment, I was fumbling over my words. Because It meant that I dont really dont talk to women that often and found her so attractive, im risking being humiliated. I even shook her hand after we parted, which she thought was really funny and confusing. Sometimes you shoot and score even though everything points to a giant miss
>>736693729are you pretending having a regular gf is not primarily a job
>>736687170absolute zozzle
>>736681217>get online gf>she wants to be on call all the time I get home>we end up just playing our mmo together all dayI just want some alone time man, I don't like playing singleplayer games in calls
>>736681217>>She gets us a puppy out of nowhereDump her. Having a pet is a money sink for no practical gain. A pet will never give you back even a fraction of what you give it, and will never become capable of caring for itself.
>>736681217>>736686389Wow it's like I'm really reading Scott Pilgrim
>>736681217>move in fight my practice gfWhat?
>>736682078Shut the fuck up.
>>736686389normgroids have gone insane
>>736692074kek
>>736689708>"I'm not into skinny guys">feeling up my inner thigh a couple of hours laterThe words that come out of a woman's mouth are meaningless
>>736687170i already have a Wifi box!
>>736697325>>736689708why didn't no mean yes when i talked to girls
>>736691130bro, your postgame gf?
>>736697487You might be shorter than 6'0
>>736697617I'm 6'2
>>736697675I'm out of ideas then
>>736697713yeah me too
>>736691806Eating takes preptime, retard
>>736692364>5 fish, 3 cats, and a dog
>>736695308>60 years later get to practice grieving at her funeral
>>736692074>please don't put the noose of marriage around my neckYes
>>736697521wait, I forgot to buy the dlc
>>736685132My gf got a puppy and it immediately became my dog. He's my buddy now and he growls at that bitch if she raises her voice.
>>736692074Hey man I'm telling you how it IS not how it SHOULD be.Women do be like that. Unless you want a practice wife, if your practice gf gets a pet for BOTH of you, you should practice dump her.
>>736696247You can always just not pick up>but the relationshipYou're the one still deciding to stay. If it’s a problem, dump her
>>736692650>but you don't need 'practice' girlfriends until you find loveThe point is that when you find a gf you can fall in love with you want to be experienced so you can actually woo and keep her, duh.Lrn2moderndating
>>736696247>>736698349nah just say you want to be alone people understand
>>736681217>>She gets us a puppy out of nowhereLiterally just bring it to a puppy shelter and tell her it ran away. Or be a real man and say I don't want a puppy, if you want the puppy break up with me BITCH.
>>736681443lol u tk him 2da bar|?
>>736693864>Meanwhile if someone says hi to me I break out in a panic, because that person is about to screw me over.I feel you bro. You know there are people this doesn't happen to? Apparently we're just cursed.It's every single time, too. Someone wants to talk to me, they want something out of me. It's never just to say hi or chat or be genuine.
>>736698624Narcissistic parents bro. You live in a "one earbud in" house? That's why you're fucked up
>>736686389There's nothing to get, the mouth breathers on here know nothing about a relationship if it's not through some grooming discord.
>>736698440>just kill the puppyur a fagget
>>736698937I said bring it to a shelter not put in a bag a throw it in the river retardkun.
>>736681217get your practice domestic abuse reps in anon, need to be able to 99 parse when she tries to baby trap you
I cant believe this bait thread got so many replies
>>736699190Never mistake bait for /v/ just being retarded and unable to wrap their single brain cell around basic social situations and relationships.
>>736683628No. People here love to just say people trooned out for some reason.You'd expect 4chan to want LESS troons, not more.
>>736681217How much food does bike cuck eat that it takes up all of his off-time?
>>736686389why are men like this
Most of you are ESL right? Or I'm really high on something.
>>736699398why pay for the coo when you get the milk for free
>>736698797I don't know what one earbud in means I grew up in the 90s. What fresh hell is this?I'm basically just a paranoid schizo, but they really ARE out to get me, and I have to play life super defensively as a result.>gee anon you sure study law and stuff a lot>it's for when the cops show up randomly>wtf that doesn't happen>cops show up to my door randomly and try to get me to incriminate myself on nonsense>I play it nearly perfectly so they just unofficially tell a guy they know I did it but can't prove it so he harasses me and leaves them aloneThis shit happens to me too often and too consistently to be a coincidence
>>736681217This is a stupid comic, because you don't need to eat everyday but you do sleep pretty much everyday, and if you eat less you'll also save time in the bathroom.
>>736699280To be fair the retards are the ones who don't understand the simple concept of a practice gf.
>>736682159Talk like this but you're the fucking retard moving in a practice girlfriend. You mongoloid sloth brained chucklefuck.
>>736687170Stickmen never failing to bring in the smiles
>>736699398Gene Simmons proved this to be the rightful way when his dumb ass finally got married to his lover of multiple decades just for her to pretty much insta-divorce his ass after begging him for years. Women don't know what they want.
>>736699789>don't move in with practice gf>get real gf (she's the one)>move in>wtf the bathroom is a mess>bitch pick up your clothes>no you can't just put shit on the walls it's against the lease>lose her because you didn't know how to handle these situations in real timeWho's the real fool here?
>>736681217A practice gf was the worst mistake of my early 20's. I was to insecure with a girl I liked because I was a virgin, then started dating another I didn't even like as practice. Even after breaking up the her the other one didn't even look at me at parties anymore.
>>736699789And you have never been a relationship with a woman outside of your mother.
>>736686717You upgrade.Thought women were the only pieces of shit?No
>>736689659>my whole personality is now about what hyper specific kind of kink I haveI understand it's some sort of performative expression to get like-minded people to like you, but beyond the initial act what do these people even have to talk about?it's not like being into trains or games or whatever where you can discuss that shit forever with the endless space of different topics.It's probably why they're all so combative, passed the first 5 minutes the only thing to talk about is how they've been marginalized in some way for their choices, so that's all they end up doing.>I like fuckn dudes>me too>uhhhh... well.. umm.. we should tell everyone how difficult it is to be us.
>>736681217Kick gf outhave sex with puppy insteadnow you have some time back
>>736684889And the woman made the slave with her dildo?It's your slave too, you'd know this if you weren't brown
>>736696928>t. normalnigger who blogposts every week
>>736699929this generation has a lot more single kids. growing without siblings makes this even worse.to be fair is all practice and your will to not let shit pass. both have to stand ground and give up on some things.just remember women will test your limits and will try to push them all the time. they are creatures that lives on entitlement.
>>736700850Subhumans make their kids slaves. Actual, thinking humans, make their children into someone who reigns over them, eventually. Think of a benevolent king who wants the best for his people. What you'd raise is someone who stabs every back for power and once in position stomps everyone down.
>>736685342This is the most feminine thing to come from a man I've heard in months. If you do this, you forfeit your right to complain about women, because you're a woman in everything but body.
>>736681217A foid buying a puppy is a test whether you are marriage materialIf you don't like pets your only respectable option is to bail or you fail her test and she'll throw her weight around since she no longer respects your boundaries
>>736687170Practice GF oppai...
>>736701441If she buys a dog without you knowing, she's already ignoring your boundaries. It's not just a red flag, it's a whole alarm siren.
>>736701441>>736701862the moment they ask or do this you just respond you're allergic to dogs and see how they react.
>>736699957apparently neither has op with a practice girlfriend.
>>736702067Just say no faggot. She could mental gymnastics it and say it's hypoallergenic.
>>736702535they will ask and complain about opinions.and all other sort of bs but an allergy is something you can't can't control and is detrimental for your health. you'll get better feedback from it. some bitches want the dog or any kind of shit no matter what even if it bad for you.
>>736699789That's not me, I was playing vidya
>>736681217>Literal normalfag blogpost that has nothing to do with video games stays up for seven hours
>>736681217You're just bad at time management.I have a job, a wife, two children, and still find time to play video games (when they are asleep).I'm playing Shining in the Darkness, it's fun.
>>736698418>be experiencedThat isn't how shit works. Aside from some very general things like >learning to communicate "wooing and keeping" her looks different to every woman. One of the worst things you can do is essentially say >I don't know why you're being such a bitch, my practice girlfriend/my ex etc.. always used to like X do I don't know why its not working on you. Even for very inane things like >I got you your favorite ice cream, cherry vanilla>Uh I like mint chip, you know I'm allergic to cherries...>Oh right that was my ex who liked cherries.is only going to make them angry at you. You don't need to practice to "woo and keep" anyone. The stuff you need to do that comes from spending time WITH that person. After all think about it - you spend time with golddigger instathot stereotypes, that's not going to teach you how to find the girl that loves you for you and wants to listen to your stupid jokes and play the same vidya as you and cosplay your favorite character in bed or whatever the fuck. The first wants to be taken all over the town, the latter may really, actually prefer to just spend time at home with you (and in some cases have horrid anxiety about being in public) just to use two opposite stereotypes, but it stands. You learn to 'woo and keep' someone by learning about THEM specifically. >ModerndatingOh the thing that everyone is crying about how broken and horrible it is? That's like saying >Lern2GachaAssetFlipwhen you're looking for a SOVLful gaming experience.
>>736705298>girl that loves you for you and wants to listen to your stupid jokes and play the same vidya as you and cosplay your favorite character in bedWomen like this don't exist
>>736691908the natural order cares not for your childish ideas of morality
>>736705116how's the youtube channel coming along
>>736705396They do. Stop listening to the dunning-kruger spiral that is the incel red-to-blackpill pipeline garbage to convince yourself there's nobody out there. They exist and there are probably more candidates than you think. However, you're going to have to put in a little effort to find them - this isn't some random swipe a phone on everyone who doesn't make your cock retract into your body and has a biological female hole. You also need to try not to be a shit yourself >but I'm too fat, ugly , poor etc.People far fatter, poorer, and uglier than you have partners. Also remember that women are every bit as perverted as you are - there was some anon talking about how he likes tallflats earlier and I can guarantee there is some tall flat woman who hates being both tall and flat and thinks no guys possibly want to be with someone like them. Same thing with some girls liking bald dudes, chubby guys, short guys etc. Thats not even counting those who don't mind those things without it actually being their preference. ANyway, there are people for you. Take care of yourself and try to connect with people - not everyone you meet is going to be right for you, but women who find your jokes funny or even just find (You) great enough to want to laugh even when theyre not are out there.
>>736687170Hate it when this happens
>>736694562Holy fuck this incel is MAD
>>736705813That's a whole lots of words for assuming I give a shit about 3DPD in the first place, Anon.
>beat w*man>eat dog
>>736705996Nah they learned that witch finger jutsu about peepee size korean women are unbeatable.
>>736681217>be NEET>massive void because no work>put games in there>suicidal thoughts fill the last gapI fucking hate living.
>>736707368replace suicidal thoughts with exercise
>>736707503This.I spend a disturbing amount of time thinking about lifting heavier weights, far more than I actually spend really lifting.
>Thread about things that never happened
>>736705298>>736705298>womanizers don't exist, every woman is the most unique and special snowflake that has ever lived, the sameness of women is .5% no two women share any of the same attributes, let alone the majority of them As if little dumbass dialogue about not knowing the difference between ice cream flavors wasn't retarded enough, like holy fucking shit, how STUPID do you have to be for that even be something you could think of? You can't remember the likes and dislikes of two separate people. Not only is that a stupid example, you didn't even realize the example goes against what you're saying with the fact that both the bitches like ice cream (as women tend to do)this has actually got to be the STUPIDEST shit I've ever seen on this site honestly, given the confidence you are saying this retarded shit long story short, no you do not start from 0% with every woman you meet, like 80% of what applies to one woman is going to apply to the next, with 15% of the rest being inconsequential shit like what specific flavor of ice cream they like or favorite color, and maybe 5% being an actual mindset difference
Kek lots of virgins in this thread. That's exactly how most relationships really work. Of course you sugarcoat it with kind words and a good narrative. OP is just being completely honest.
>>736681217>I don't have time in the day to do what I want!>spends 6 hours watching reels on instagram
>>736682085you lower your standards to below rock bottom. don't worry it's just for practice (you will marry her and hate your life)
