Software Sales (physical only)1. [NS2] Pokemon Pokopia – 45,484 / 867,1712. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 8,131 / 2,888,4743. [NSW] Minecraft – 5,186 / 4,182,5074. [NSW] Mega Man Star Force Legacy Collection – 4,956 / 23,1945. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons – 4,710 / 8,415,8336. [NS2] Monster Hunter Stories 3 – 4,588 / 58,0777. [NS2] Super Mario Bros. Wonder – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park – 4,324 / 14,4828. [NSW] Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen (Download Card) – 4,146 / 15,2929. [PS5] Crimson Desert – 3,812 / 40,18510. [NS2] Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 3,706 / 98,786Hardware SalesSwitch 2 – 59.543 (5.011.059)Switch – 16.342 (36.701.338)PlayStation 5 – 13.539 (7.500.517)Xbox Series X|S – 932 (695.059)
>>736683216>1. [NS2] Pokemon Pokopia – 45,484 / 867,171https://youtu.be/HMuYfScGpbE?si=H8II0gCdJXTj-e0G
>>736683216>Switch 2 – 59.543 (5.011.059)>Switch – 16.342 (36.701.338)>PlayStation 5 – 13.539 (7.500.517)
https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2026/04/09/checking-in-on-marathon-a-month-after-launch/>I can confirm Marathon’s budget is over $200 million. Likely more than $250 million. That does not include ongoing costs for maintenance and new content now.>Concord cost $400 million$650 million well spent lel, and that doesn't even include the ones that got cancelled like the Spider-Man or GoW ones.Jesus fucking Christ.
>>736683447Youbforgot to mention that, apart of rhe 250 million for marathon, the fucking studio itself cost 3 billion.
>Switch 2 – 59.543 (5.011.059)>Switch – 16.342 (36.701.338)>PlayStation 5 – 13.539 (7.500.517)
Since he's too much of a coward to post it, I willSales breakdown (Hardware units)Switch 2 – 59,543PS5 digital japan only – 12,141Switch OLED – 7,468Switch Lite – 4,807Switch – 4,067PS5 Pro – 840PS5 – 588Xbox Series X – 525Xbox Series X Digital Edition – 278Xbox Series S – 129PS5 is now officially doing Xbox numbers in Japan
Dear Jesus,All lies about me, past, present, and future, are broken, scattered, and destroyed now.In Jesus' name.Amen.Nobody will accuse me of being a snoy.
>>736683216>>>736682779Again skill issue
>>736683595That thumb, man. What, did a bee sting it?
>>736683595okay snoy
>>736683654My thumb is clubbed.
>>736683595>That thumbEWW
>>736683584I'm just waiting for next week since this will be after the 110%+ price increase.
>>736683447>>736683545Here comes the weekly Sony bad news.
>>736683595bro the schizos just call everyone a snoy, it's totally meaningless. I said I enjoyed a pokemon romhack once and someone called me a snoy, people are just mindbroken with this console war shit
>>736683696Yes, you probably could club someone over the head with it.
>>736683584>ps5 is going to sell less than an xbox series x in japan next weekso this... is the power of sony
>>736683595Is this ironic shiotposting?
>>736683595get bullied, faggot.
>>736683751you probably go called a snoy because you had a 400 post meltdown crying about nintendo doing well then tried to cope by claiming you played a rom hack one time
>>736683595Is that the passion "translation"? Bruh.
>>736683805acfag is mad that more people keep noticing him slip up while using his new trip
apparently this tripcunt was originally from /smbg/ on /vg/, are they as autistic and schizo as he is?
>>736683751I also enjoy romhacks.When I was in 6th grade, back in early 2017, I took my Android phone and my Xbox controller to class, and I showed my peers how I was able to emulate Super Releasio 64, the Super Mario 64 romhack that replaces all of the textures with Toad's face, and all of the midi instruments with Toad sounds.
>>736684007>/vg/You have to ask?
>>736683901No, it is the King James Version.My friend Elizabeth recommended it to me.But we digress.
>>736683696get your heart and lungs checked out, clubbed nails aren't healthy
>>736683595Congrats, you're showing signs of arthritis.
>Chris Chan tier post
>>736683447How are they going to make that money back plus the 3.6 billion spent to buy Bungie? This studio is a pile of money being burned every second
>>736684343why do you think sony keeps raising the price of their consoles and games?
Bungie getting ready to buy itself again and sell to someone else
>>736683584Wait, wasn't last week supposed to have a boost from the FOMO of the price increase?
>Missed thread 2 entirelyAnything funny or interesting happen in that one?
>>736683595I just think you're annoying, honestly.
>>736684576It was kangaroo court.
>>736684576Apparently Nintendo is doing terrible because they can't release big new 1st party games on a monthly basis.
>>736684576early meltdown
>Bungie cost 3.6 billy>Figure, hey, Destiny 2 is massive, maybe they'll recoup money from that>They completely fuck up every dlc after their acquisition to a point where the playerbase craters entirely and the game diesIt feels like they did it on purpose.
>>736683595>>736683751>>736684671
>>736684576Paulkek got exposed again. Some snoy tried to gaslight the thread that the PS6P is going to cost $600 and kill the Switch 2, and then typical snoy discourse
>>736684428>Snoys think they will "subsidize" the PS6 for the customers >Sony is actually making up for their horrible Bungie buyout by charging the customers moreKek
>>736683216What the fuck happened in thread 2?I went to eat my launch and the thing is already archived?
>>736684576tripfag keeps self-doxxing himself
>>736684659You would rather spend a thread with me than with sealion and the other three snoy schizos.I am very calm when Anons aren't telling tall tales about me.
>>736684771ACpedo was extremely mad over the ps5 hitting digits now
>>736684771>What the fuck happened in thread 2?The king of all concern trolls
>>736684576nothing much.
>>736684576PS6 handheld fanfics and all that fake concern nonsense about nintendo not making games anymore
>>736684551The opposite happened, the price hike news crushed PS5 and PS5 Pro sales
>>736683595why do you have a dog dick for a thumb?
>>736684709also according to him, Nintendo is struggling to get new games lol>>736684765don't bully, he just learned what subsidize means lol
>>736684883Jesus what a retard
>>736684883>Mario and Zelda aren't coming out!!!>Why?>THEY JUST AREN'T OK? SONY-
>>736684771there are some really weird schizos on this site who think everyone else is the same person. it's actually really fucking sad to think about how brainmelted you would have to be to be so delusional
>>736685095>>736685125the filename is the thread code btw
>>736684883seems true, Xbox and Playstation really haven't had any games in ages now
>>736683216>Thread 3 alreadyWhat? Thread 2 started like 2 hours ago, I didn’t even see it past the first posts
>>736684869>>736684872it must be hard being a bald faggot with obnoxious imaginary nintendo fans inside your head.
>>736685256Yep, can't count the times ACfag mass replied to 5 different posts and claimed it was all one guy going against him. Dude's not well.
>>736684883holy kek.what a fucking retard.Why do they always project this kind of shit?
>>736683216wait are these new numbers? I didn't notice because pokopia was 40k last week as well.pokopia went from like 180k to 40k last week so if it's 40k again this week that's a pretty big hold after it it had such a big drop the week before. probably good news for pokopia in the longer term then?
>>736685308acbaldy had to o into extreme damage control after his buttbuddy got put in time out for spamming again and the tripfag had a meltdown because people posted his mask slipping off again
>>736685305>Two unrelated parties haven't had any games, that's why Nintendo also won'tRetarded argument.
>>736683730This already is it. Those numbers are for March 30th - April 5th week.The Japan only model didn’t go up in price on April 2nd
>>736684883good post unfortunately i have already bought a switch 2 and am patiently awaiting Splatoon Raiders and The Duskbloods
>>736685032I don't know.
>>736685452>such a big dropIt's called week 3, happens to every single game ever.
>>736685548kek.
>>736685496it's proof that it can happen, not that it will happen to literally everyone
>>736685639The post implies that extremely hard by using a technique known as a concern troll. It's not a general statement, it's a veiled "Nintendo will do this too" behind a veneer of, well, concern. Fake concern.
>>736684883>I tell you all Nintendo dev teams are just sitting on their asses twiddling thumbs instead of making games>Source? Bro just trust me
>>736684576> Paulischizo exposed as a fraud> ACPedo complaining that Nintendo isn't winning enough, so that's actually losing the same as SonyThat's about it, there was some minor videogame discussion actually about how well Rythim Heaven or Tomodachi Life are going to do.
>>736684883Benefit of the doubt, I understand his logic but it misses out: One, that Xbox no longer has exclusives, but a lot of recent studios they acquired either have released games or have games in the pipeline ready to release (quality notwithstanding). And two, that Sony dedicated an entire gen to creating a mountain of liveservice games, 90% of which have now been cancelled. Really it's no surprise neither of the other "Big 3" publishers have released anything. Nintendo's dev times do seem to have gotten longer, though, so there could be a longer wait between titles than before. We'll have to wait and see.
I have a transactional relationship with Nintendo.They give me a 3D Mario that is the climactic end to the Mareach saga, I get their Switch 1 for my 12th birthday, and Super Mario Odyssey on day one.They give me Marline becoming canon and Mario's daughter being the result of Mareach ending in Odyssey, I buy their Switch 2 and Donkey Kong Bananza.They give me Rainbow Road, I buy Mario Kart World.They give me the ability to play Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 on my desk while I eat, I buy it.They let me have my own database of characters in an editable world, I buy TomoDacHi Life: Living the Dream.The same can be said for non-Nintendo games.
>>736683216okay so pokopia went from week 1 - 658kweek 2 - 114kweek 3 - 48kweek 4 - 45kthat's a really tiny week 3 to week 4 drop, bodes really well
>>736685639Two more weeks right? Just like the price increase
>>736685514I unironically forgot what day we are on, I should sleep.
>>736685827did you reply to the right post? check again
>>736685796You already posted this. Please tripfag somewhere else. No one cares. You are not unique nor interesting.
>>736685806They literally can't ship out enough copies every week. Same as the Switch 2, it's selling at max capacity with low stocks.
>>736685806Is it still understocked over there as well?
>>736685796mario 3D land was really underrated, that game was great and people were so lukewarm about itI swear to god I think it's one of the best games nintendo have ever made, or at least one of the best mario games anyway
>>736685902I am trying to prove myself.
>>736685872Yeah I'm pretty sure he did, ACfag you absolute monkey, you post this exact thing every time.
>>736685793>Nintendo's dev times do seem to have gotten longer, though,Not really, they're just waiting until closer to release date to announce new stuff these days.
My favorite concern troll is "Nooo Nintendo is now gonna be all about movies because Miyamoto said so" as if Shiggy was the ceo of Nintendo lel
>>736685305>>736685639>>736685872
>>736685806I said it before, it will be one of the Switch 2's evergreens. Five years from now it and Mario Kart will still be on the charts.
>>736685806understocked
>>736686109it's not what I want to hear out of someone as influential as shig
>>736686027Hopefully a Pauline game releases this year.
>>736686127Bulba-Chan my beloved
>>736686127yeah that's basically guaranteedpokemon animal crossing minecraft is an insane fusion
>>736686109The movie thing really gets under their skin because you just know them making easy billies from that is just gonna contribute to Nintendo turning into a bigger than life brand than it already is, imagine Disney on steroids and without the basketball americans on hrt
>>736686027I swear I read a comment from Furukawa which more-or-less confirmed or at least anticipated longer dev times due to your usual problems with developing more graphically intensive games. I'll search for it and see if I wasn't hallucinating.
>>736686027that's not true. even if they shadowdropped e.g. smash 6 or a new 3D mario platformer tomorrow, both games will represent by far the longest gap between games either series has ever had. the dev times have really blown out.
>>736685796It is clear you are autistic so you need to realize that you shouldn't be trying to clear your name and prove something to anonymous people online. You'd do better just dropping the trip, staying anonymous, and stop drawing attention to yourself intentionally or unintentionally.Tldr just try to type normal and stop falling for eric/acpedo/obvious snoy bullshit.
>>736686160How would you design her Smash moveset?
>>736686109it also relies on the snoy's dishonestly because the quote is "ALSO" meaning miyamoto wants games AND movies not movies over games
>>736684883>"Nintendo will fuck up the same way as sony and xbox did"Delusional, the only reason why nintendo is still going strong is because they continue on doing what they've been doing for decades and that is making games while xbox and playstation focuses on having the best hardware while shitting out live service slop that no one wants
>>736686156I bet you were under the moon when kimishima or whoever it was at the time said you shouldn't expect Switch to have all third party games. Bet you even celebrated that, didn't you, armored core pedophile?
>>7366834473.6 Billion for Bungie!
>>736686270So long as some of that money goes into keep making great games idc.Nintendo knows they have to lock in for the games, the movies are just whatever.
>>736686278Let's conveniently ignore 3d mario being a year 1 switch release and smash being a year 2 one.
>ACpedo got yet another trip exposedOof, this retard is like Samson. Except he lost all his braincells instead of his strength when he lost his hair
Nintendo.
>>736686482H I R E
>>736686482NINTENDO!!!!!!
>>736686027>>736686272>The process of game development will inevitably become longer, more complex, and more advanced.This was from the 2024 investor Q&A. Although, looking into things, last year they said they wanted to release certain titles in a more timely manner. I imagine that'll mean more mid-budget titles which coexist alongside your bigger budget tentpole titles which probably will have longer dev times.
>>736686593Best Sigma.
>>736686278Ultimate got a ton of DLC and we also got Bowser's Fury.Both teams also had new games last year in Bananza and Air Riders, and I'm sure we'll also get a new Smash and 3D Mario soon.It's okay, long development times it's not something unheard of for Nintendo. There was a 6 year old gap between 64 and Sunshine and that was during the 6th gen.
>>736686303Similar to Mario's and/or based on Bananza and/or her own spinoff game?
>>736686734I don't know about that, X8 Sigma is kino
>>736686734Great Sigma but I think it was just too easy.Easily the best boss theme in the X series though.
>>736683216>Switch 2 – 59.543 (5.011.059)>Switch – 16.342 (36.701.338)>PlayStation 5 – 13.539 (7.500.517)This is just brutal.
>>736686458yeah because smash and mario have never been year 1 games before or anything
>>736686998>trying to claim this when X Vs. Zero exists >when Dynamo exists
>>736684883Non sequitur about Nintendo aside, it genuinely does sometimes feel like no games ever releases for the PS5It hit the market and then... nothing
>>736686753smash 4 had DLC too. I think people aren't realising just how large the gaps are compared to what they were historically. The gap we're in now is ENORMOUS compared to even the largest previous gap between games before now, forget the average gap length. They are literally breaking a new record every day with how long it's been since a new game, and they've been breaking a new record every day for years now. It's actually really fucking weird because you'd think they would want to make more successful games.
>>736687339I love Dynamo's theme, I have it like right next to X6's final sigma theme.
>>736687248and this is the week before the price hike
>>736686482
Does anyone know how good the new Picross games are on switch?
>>736687469I feel like a major problem is that whenever they do release something, it just comes and goes with little to no fanfare. Outside of Helldivers 2, I literally don’t recall the last time a PS game came out and blew up on social media, meanwhile Pokopia is legitimately everywhere right now.
>>736687894Have you played any of Jupiter's past Picross games?
>>736683216>already thread 3Holy shit what the hell happened
>>736687985Yeah I've played E8, E1, Club Nintendo Picross +, and Mario Picross.
>>736687905You'd think Astro Bot was a mega hit with how much people used to shill it but in reality it only sold 2 million copies lol.
>>736688204Then they're pretty much identical, just with new puzzles based on other franchises.Its nice that they let you unlock everything without playing perfectly, though. You're allowed to make mistakes on each puzzle.
>>736688146Kangaroo court.
>>736688146ps5 moved no hardware
>>736688337Ok interesting. I've emhears about the 3D picross franchise.
>>736688146schizos love famitsu threads
>>736688398Thats a totally different thing, but its even more fun honestly.
>>736687905Hey bro, marathon is blowing up on social mediabut its to laugh at it
>>736687469It's not that the PS5 releases nothing (even if they all become multiplat), it's just that no one aside from snoys care about them nowadays considering how most of SIE's income is passive from subs and microtransaction cuts from 3rd party live service games. snoys try to plug their games as if they're 20m+ sellers and generational titles that will be remembered (positively) for decades to come but in reality no one gives a shit. It's probably why they project hard by trying to paint the Switch 2 as a 'no gaems' machine.
>thread 3 alreadyHow bad was the chimpout today?
>>736688225I bought a ps5 to play it and I didn't even end up starting it because I got bored halfway through Astro's PlayroomIt just seemed like Mario Galaxy and I thought Mario Galaxy was the worst Mario platformer. so linear, gimped movement, heavily reliant on gimmicks, just not good
>Super Mario Galaxy Movie was a massive success. Good movie too>Tomodachi Life next week>Rhythm Heaven finally has a release date>Niggerdeen disappears from the internet after getting raped so muchAnything else I'm missing?
>>736688634>Good movie tooLets not go nuts, Anon.
>>736684883On principle it might be true in theory. But this completely ignores Nintendo's consistent track record. Could the track record potentially be broken with the Switch 2? Sure. Potentially. But is there any basis for this scenario to actually be real? No. Nintendo has released their big games for every single console ignoring the Virtual Boy. And since the Switch especially, they've been very consistent with the frequency of new games. He points out himself and acknowledges how rare that kind of consistency has been for Playstation or Xbox. But then why just dodge the acknowledgement of how different it's been with Nintendo?
>>736688634Snoys lying their ass and bitching towards PC players about better graphics on PS5 after the last update of Cyberpunk 2077 on Twitter.
>>736687469>it genuinely does sometimes feel like no games ever releases for the PS5>It hit the market and then... nothingGames were made for it. But then they were either cancelled pre-release, or they died post-release.
>>736688557really bad, there are some real crazies here who think every single poster is some guy they interacted with once a few years agoWhat the fuck needs to go wrong with someone's brain that they have one interaction with some guy and all of a sudden they think every single person for the rest of time is just that guy samefagging. Is this what unironic actual schizophrenia looks like? Pretty scary to see it in action
>>736688743Console warriors lose the argument when they start nitpicking about graphics.
>>736688712I liked it.>inb4 "TIKTOK SHORTS!! JINGLING KEYS!!"Cope, it was a great movie
>>736688819yeah ACbaldy is deranged and thinks some guy who posted his playtime for armored core 6 lives in his walls
>>736688806>11 canceled games >more canceled games than real games
>>736687509Ultimate had a total of 12 DLC characters each with their own new stage compared to 4 adding 7 DLC characters with some having no stage. The gap between releases isn't that crazy when you consider when Ultimate ceased development less than 5 years ago, remember Brawl was 7 years after Melee and 4 was 6 years after Brawl. Smash has always been a once per generation game and before there were no updates. Evergreen games like Smash or Mario Kart also continue to sell millions of copies a year even now.
>>736688886I dunno man illumination movies all seem kinda shitty to me. They should have gotten an animation studio with better chops
>>736688886>>736688886Was it entertaining seeing all the Nintendo stuff on the big screen and shutting off your brain for 90 minutes? Absolutely.Did it meet the bare minimum of plot, character arcs, and other things needed to qualify as a well written or even competent movie? Not even close.
>>736683805No he's just insane, he's a /vg/ regular
>>736688943well if we say it's a once a generation thing then the extended length of generations sure isn't helping
>>736687728It's crazy that the regular ps5 and pro are in the triple digits before the price increase. Imagine if they hadn't released the japan only digital model.
>>736688634Marathon flopping so bad, snoys on /v/ threads and game journos are finding it hard to defend it anymore
>>736688819True Eric is very insane
Nintendo
>>736689203Never heard of em.
>>736689203
>>736689129the regular one isn't that surprising. the pro is kind of surprising, you'd think some people would want the specs
>>736688881That's all snoys care about: graphics.
>>736684728destiny 2 was fucked long before snoy biught bungie, really if anything it's the fact that bungle decided to shoot their golden goose in the first place that caused the, to need to be bought out by someonethe only problem is that at 3.2 fucking billion, that sale to snoy was an INSANELY FUCKING MASSIVE way overvaluation of bungle, i wouldn't have fucking bought bungle for a fucking dollar, fucking dogshit bunch of retarded niggers who fluked into luck with gaylo and then with destiny 2 and managed to immediately fuck them up both times
>>736689182Reminder that Sony spent 3.4 BILLION DOLLARS buying Bungie in order for them to develop Marathon as a major GaaS release for their platform. So this isn't just a normal game flop, it's an order of magnitude more costly.
It’s telling when dunking on PS5 is twitter’s favorite pastime
>>736683595
>>736689182journalist keeps losing the plot everytime they defend games like concord, highguard and marathonno one respects them anymore, yet they keep articleswho's keeping the lights on?
>>736684883>because microjeet and westsnoydals are retarded niggers, that means nintendo is tooimpeccable and sound logic there
>>736689338fuck you sussy baka desu
>>736689284Reminder nu bungie was so greedy with the mtx fucking ACTIVISION told them to cut it outImagine being so greedy that even a company like Activision is telling you to chill
Sales predictions for Tomodachi Life.
>>736688634>Niggerdeen disappears from the internet after getting raped so muchHopefully he never comes back, but I'm not holding my breath.
I'm sure nintendo is going to have good stuff in time but man it feels extra bad to have no directs in so longDirects used to be at least quartlerly
>>736689309I wasn't sure if they meant the $30 stand or the games lmao
>>736689493and they haven't changed. fucking 10 bucks + tip for a palette swap
>>736688806concord unironically deserved betterit was a good game that died by a $40 price tag when it should have been f2p
>>736688740consistent-ish. there have been generations and years where the games were more scarce and other generations and years that were more impressive
>>736689642yeah, the lack of directs is a really big bummer honestly. I really enjoy them as events
>>736689712Sony knew that the server cost of running Concord as a F2P would be more than any money they would make selling skins.
>>736689712It would have died out in a month top due to the character design, but man did Sony shoot themselves multiple tines in the foot with Concord.>>736689547For first week: 100k-200k
>>736689934Oh nononono look at the top of his head
>>736689606I wish he fucks off forever. This nigga is one of the most insufferable grifters out there, he's worse than thequartering
>>736688225I fucking hate that Astro Bot won GOTY, and this is despite it being a genuinely good and fun game. All it serves now is a talking point for Sonyfags to gloat about how it won GOTY, even though >The game sold poorly>Sonyfags have mocked Nintendo fans for decades for liking bing bing wahoo platformers, and yet a bing bing wahoo platformer comes out for their system and gets treated like it's the second coming of Christ>2024 was a godawful year for gaming in general so they had to pick the least stinky turd from the box
>>736689845>>736689896concord's character design was ahead of the curve and i will die on this hill
>>736689783Yeah. But Zelda, Mario, and more, were released on all systems. People acting like one would be foolish to expect even that, are just being ridiculous. I mean I'll admit that there is indeed no guarantee, but everyone who is honest should recognise that it'd be extremely surprising if it didn't.
>>736688987We've seen your godawful opinions on /co/, Boco. Shut the fuck up.
>>736689547I'll be bold and say 600k between Switch 1 and 2.Remember, Tomodachi got more likes than the Switch 2 announcement on Twitter.
>>736690452RH is only on Switch 1, no?
>>736689989>worse than thequarteringYou haven't heard, have you?
>>736689547gonna be safe and say 300kbut it will be on the charts for months
>>736689996Astro Bot is very fun mechanically, but I resent how it has no identity beyond being the Playstation mascot. Imagine playing Mario Odyssey, except Mario's airship is a giant Switch, Mario's costumes are all other Nintendo characters, and half the kingdoms are based on other Nintendo franchises.
>>736690508Huh? I'm sure it'll be playable on Switch 2.
>Japan rhythm heaven release date is getting direct numbersGod damn.
Cool to see Nintendo promoting third parties
>>736690780it's identity is "SONY BRAND"I wished they stuck to being just a cute robo game like rescue mission, but even that game had a PSVR headset in it
>>736689712>concord unironically deserved betterwhy?it has shit like this:https://youtu.be/S27A3-UU5Uw
>>736689996It's a good thing because it exposes they paid for the GOTY. It ain't anywhere close to GOTY worthy
>>736689547Around 500k, let’s remember it’s one of the last games you can redeem those digital vouchers for
>>736690780Always kills me how Smash Ultimate ended up being a better celebration of Playstation than PS All Stars, Astro Bot, or anything Sony has ever made really.
>>736691025God I feel almost physical revulsion looking at this image. One of the most PRAISE BRAND images I've ever seen.
>>736691025holy fucking christ this is the most cringe shit i have ever seen, no wonder this shitheap didn't sell, not that being on the barrierstation helps
>>736690780Tbf Nintendo already did that with Nintendo Land
>>736691040explain how any of this is bad without complaining about fat people, brown people, or destiny gameplay which is good gameplay stuck in a bad franchise
>>736691025>REDDIT CONSOLELINGS, ASSEMBLE
>>736688987None of that is "needed".
>>736691348>GOTY (lol) platformer has to be compared to gimmick Mii minigame collection
>>736691420generic, uninspired, slow bullshit.The design of the characters is so fucking bad. Why does everyone uses intestines for clothes?Generic music.broken gameplay.
>>736690780>>736691025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAgQsof5fwgI AM ASTRO BOT
>>736683569> weeb-liteShe could never compete with original
>>736689338Since you posted the original, look at this masterpiece that he posted in thread #1.
>>736691503This shit feels like when bands that make generic music have to shout their own name in the middle of a song just so people recognize them.
>>736691348Yeah, but that's just a mii game that's more upfront about the whole thing, down to its name.Astro Bot isn't "Playstation Galaxy" or whatever, it's supposed to stand on its own as a platformer franchise.Astro has potential but Sony needs to do more than just REMEMBER PRODUCT.
>>736691603>couldn't even paint the beanie properlyAs expected from a subhuman faggot
>>736691503I'M WAKING UPTO GOY AND SLOP
>Rhythm heaven release date shadow dropped wtf is wrong with furukawa?
>>736691665they can't color within the lines
>>736683216>Switch 2 – 59.543 (5.011.059)>PlayStation 5 – 13.539 (7.500.517)Which one will hit 8 million first?
Astrobot more like astrobrand
>>736689989Yeah but him being so bad at it makes the other grifters look stupider. He's a great asset as a well poisoner.
>>736691686>SHADOW DROP for a release dateWhat the fuck is wrong with you more like, who cares when a release date gets announced??
>>736691603>you can still see the mario M on the blue hat>forgot to remove the PS logo from the red beanielmao
>>736691686>hundred thousand likes>15 million viewsSeems like he knows what he’s doing?
>>736691686The more dates for already announced shit they drop the more time they can spend on new shit in the next Direct if/when it comes
>>736691498>generic, uninspired, slow bullshit.there's nothing wrong with a slow shooter, paired with a high TTK it makes fights more about decisions and tactics than twitch aim, and this is a good thing not just for console shooters but for shooters in general>The design of the characters is so fucking bad. Why does everyone uses intestines for clothes?i think they look neat, and the visual design prioritises readability by focusing on shapes and silhouettes rather than raw detail density which is kinda what you want in a shooter anywaylook at this slick lil fella>Generic music.agreed>broken gameplay.but it's goodhis healing pad played into the game's multi-round persistent-equipment gameplay conceitit was cool
>>736691725Playstation 5 was at 6,788,297 this time last yearit took them a whole year to sell 712,220 systemsand that was before the price hikes
>>736691824>15 million views what video are you talking about?
>>736691603Yeah, I saw. It's how I knew he is particularly unhappy with Sony's performance.
>>736691025>Paying Sony $60 for an advertisement >Journalists voted this GOTYLmao
>>736683216>thread 3MERRY SNOYS' LYNCHMAS EVERYANON>switch2: 59>Ps5: 13LulLmao>switch: 16KWABBED
>>736691824>>>>TwitterThose are bots, anon.
>>736691025>Not even trying to make a little character that looks like a PS5, straight up just a fucking PS5Grim, and before you say>BUT ASTROBOT'S DESIGNHe looks like a PSVR headset, since that was the first game he was in.
>>736691963you are hallucinating.but in case you are serious, i want a pic of your copy right fucking now. with timestamp.
>>736692371Cry more
>>736683584>digicucks are the only thong keeping ps even vaguely fucking relevant in japanOhnonononono.Faggots.
>>736691686He’s trying to detox everyone from Direct addiction
>>736684512I still don't get this joke
>>736691686I think this is just Nintendo's response to feedback over Directs.There's no point in doing a big 40-minute presentation if realistically people will only like one, maybe two games out of it and will shit on the video for being "forced" to watch the whole thing.Posting release dates on their app and social media largely accomplishes the same thing. I expect only one or two more directs this year, largely dedicated to whatever the big holiday title is supposed to be.
>>736692396i am a based pc/switch gamer
>>736692706>There's no point in doing a big 40-minute presentation if realistically people will only like one, maybe two games out of it and will shit on the video for being "forced" to watch the whole thing.that's fucking stupid because i don't know whether i'll like a game until i see it, and i won't go out of my way to find news about a game i don't already know about
>>736685492>the tripfag had a meltdown because people posted his mask slipping off againWhat did paulinenigger do now?I've been busy all day, give me the run down
>Nintendo does the direct first>everyone copies them>Nintendo doesn't want that to just be their only source for news>Nintendo releases news randomly throughout the weeks, spacing out announcementsKinda funny how Nintendo wants to distance themselves from something they started cause everyone else copied them
>>736685639Hey anonFire emblem fates weaveSplatoon raidersTomodachiRhythm heavenDuskbloodsYoshi's mysterious bookPokemon gen10Plenty of games
>>736689547Gonna be number 1 for sure
>>736689934That's quite the barrier
>>736685639you lost
>>736691603I almost want to help you here. I'm not, but this level of incompetence is impressive.
>>736692862i think they just want to make their app more appealing.
>>736686156Well good news faggot.Miyamoto never said it to begin with.Faggots intentionally misquote that interview
>>736693034>Nintendo releasing games roughly every 1-1.5 minths>NINTENDO IS STRUGGLING TO RELEASE GAMESThese niggers are unbelievable
>>736693034Did nothing come out on January?
>>736688886For me Starfox was the most cringe part, despite the fact everyone likes it.>"I like this guy" made me cringe the hardest in the whole movie
>>736693191It's no Mario or Zelda so they don't care.Please understand.
>>736693034nothing in june? i feel like there's gonna be a smaller releasemaybe a shadow drop of a remake or something
>>736690694At least quarterpounder sometimes bitches about child grooming and stuff anyone beyond the politically brainrotten can agree with
>>736693346The """"""""""leaks""""""""" claim the Star Fox game is coming in June
>>736693305they did the animal crossing update in jan, but it wasn't a new game release, just free DLC
>>736693034Maaaan I hope the Mysterious Book is better than Crafted World. Not a bad game at all but such a disappointment after Wolly World.
>>736691824Nintendo games making more money than the average snoy exclusive just from twitter views and interactions lmao
>>736693401OH, that's interesting. That could do wonders for star fox to be part of the summer games release
>>736693401Nate said the game is gonna get revealed through Nintendo Today this month, but after RH's release date I dunno.
>>736692706based nintendo giving the people what they want and the retarded niggers still seething about it thus proving that there's no point in trying to cater to these mouthbreathing troglodytes
>>736692783That's just how it is. People watch Directs for the opening trailer and the last "one more thing" announcement. Nintendo might be scared it's only doing more harm than good to smaller games.
>>736691504PikaSEXO
>>736693401I can see it
The new starfox game will just be as bad as mp4, unless it’s largely developed by one of the epds
>>736693572Would make sense if they're looking to capitalize on the Star Fox hype from the Mario movie, they may wait until after the movie releases in Japan to officially reveal it though (the movie comes out on April 24th in Japan)
>>736693673it doesn't help that the chat is "MARIO WHEN" or "NEW ZELDA WHEN" spamming when nintendo wants to show off their lesser known IP
>>736693034I just want a new Musou, I'm so thirty for one that I've been thinking about getting AoI but the roster is so lame.
>>736693830>they made TWO BOTW Musous instead of an actual HW2I'm still furious
>>736693673Can you blame them? Last one had Pokopia and look how people reacted lol.
736693747Shit terrible attempt.Craft better bait nigger.>>736693805>>736693673I loathe the brainless masses.
>>736693902I know, I don't want to buy AoI as a way to "protest" for that.
>>736693830Xenoblade Warriors soon trust the plan
>>736693830>the roster is so lameexactly. I still can’t fucking understand why the rosters are consisted of 80% literal who npcs
>>736693932>look how feckless grifters reactedWowee
>>736693932Clearest evidence that the people really do not know what they want.
>>736693932Arlo is a massive nigger.He hates everything Nintendo.Stop discussing him.>>736693830The characters are pretty damn good though anon.No bad movesets or awkward controls.AoI is incredibly fun, plus has very little grind.
>>736693932>Pokopia went on to become the biggest release of the year as of this writing>re9 was revealed for Switch 2 right at the end tooI am happy he's been eating shit nonstop
>>736693932poor fire emblem, getting forgotten through all the "SHITTY DIRECT" talk
>>736693034This entire year nintendo has been releasing one game a month and we still have niggers claiming that they don't make games anymore lol
>>736694248It's almost certainly Zeldafags mad BOTW3 isn't coming out any time soon
>>736694328Nah, it's 3D Mario niggas. Zeldacucks are annoying too but they're not the ones screeching about "nothing to play", "where is direct?!?!?!?!" and all that.
>>736694248it's a bunch of "that doesn't count" and "nope, doesn't count"
>>736694328>>736694394Overlooking another camp: xenobladefags sick of waiting for Takahashi's next opus. me
>>736694248splatoon raiders news neverxenoblade news neverstarfox news neverduskbloods news never
>>736694248Nintendo has FORGOTTEN about MARIO!!!!!
>>736694703you jerks got two fucking movies before we got xenoblade 4
>>736685806A used copy of the game is worth more than a new copy. They didn't ship enough.
>>736683216Doesn't look like crimson desert has any legs
>>736693932>Some Xbox fanboy turned Nintendotuber doesn't actually like Nintendo gamesWho coulda guessed?
>>736695116>Xbox fanboyThey still exist? Fuck they doing honestly lmao.
>>736695239waiting for project helix while paying for gamepass and shitting on Sony
>>736692557If he abolishes Directs he will surpass Yamauchi in my eyes.
>>736694968Not on the barrierstation, no. It's a PC game first and foremost.
>>736688987>"b-but no heavy plot! muh character arcs!"You niggers are just asking for a "Focus, M" tier storytelling at this point
>>736695349directs are becoming more like trailers with a presenter, which i guess thats what they arenintendo is killing big directs by making a bunch of small ones, and game focus directs being way more frequent. I'm expecting them to fully do "stay tune for MARIO direct" to show off the new mario game instead of putting it in a big showcase
>>736694248Nintendo youtubers unironically act like botw and mario odyssey had like 10 sequels in the switch 1 era
>>736686278Smash Ultimate wasn't complete until Sora released and that was only five years ago. There was a bigger gap between Melee and Brawl.
The shadowdrops on the nintendo today app is great and all but we still need a direct. Apparently we're getting a new starfox and OOT remake for this year and there's also the third party ports that are technically confirmed happening like Cawadoody and MH wilds
>>736695827You responded to acpedo, anon. He did not say that in good faith, he's just gonna reply to you (if he's here) and tell you why the factual information you provided is wrong
>>736695889>third party ports that are technically confirmed happening like Cawadoody and MH wildsIf they are doing a direct in June like the rumors, I'm kind of surprised they aren't doing another partner direct in the meantime. I remember seeing like a port for dmc v listed on one of the official ratings boards along with other games, but we're still waiting for actual announcements. February to June seems like too long imo
>>736695592see shit like this>>736695889You don't NEED a DIRECT you WANT the INFORMATION that can ne given to you through whatever shitty social media app people use. People want the Twilight Princess/Melee reaction every year so the rest of their lives but it's not gonna happen because YOU ALREADY KNOW THERE'S GONNA BE A NEW STAR FOX GAME AND OOT REMAKE BECAUSE SOCIAL MEDIA ALREADY SPOILED IT FOR YOU then the argument is "WELL NINTENDO SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN AHEAD OF THE LEAK WITH A DIRECT!" as if there isn't a billion other factors in play for them unlike some xitter asshole (who's been wrong multiple times btw).
>>736696307We're in April though. We're already half there; what's the point of stripping one giant Direct into two lackluster ones?
>>736683216So will Rhythm Heaven be an evergreen title in Japan? Or should we expect a huge spike and crash? Also Pokopia domination.
>>736696598Probably the latter, though I admit I don't know much about rhythm heaven's sales history to be confident saying that
>>736696390I'm just being impatient, there seems to be a lot of cool stuff coming to switch 2 but we're still waiting for confirmation on them
>>736696317>YOU ALREADY KNOW THERE'S GONNA BE A NEW STAR FOX GAME AND OOT REMAKE BECAUSE SOCIAL MEDIA ALREADY SPOILED IT FOR YOUWell it's going to be a surprise for me and many other people because leakers always get nintendo stuff wrong. I'm still waiting for the supposed Kirby Planet Robobot HD remaster and the Zelda HD ports (which apparently nintendo already finished years ago and is currently sitting at the nintendo HQ) for the switch that never happened
>>736696942I'm right there with you, still waiting for the star fox grand prix game and switch 1 pro to drop, any minute now
>>736696598I can see it having good legs if it has a good party mode, but even then not a full evergreen
>>736696598Yeah this one is more like spike and crash, all comes down to content
>>736695889It disgusts me how many people are excited for this re-remake shit. You faggots are the reason the gaming industry has gone downhill.
>>736697096Seethe harder armored core pedo, post your armored core 6 playtime
>>736691420NTA but I just find his design aesthetically unappealing. Also, for kicks, here's some examples of fat, brown, and fat & brown characters I like:>FatThe Duke, Bloody Baron, Dedede>BrownTaion, Colt, Barret>Fat and BrownFat Larry, Big Smoke
>>736696307That’s what Nate speculated when he said he hasn’t heard anything about a general Direct anytime soon. With the sheer number of 3rd party games that are coming to Switch 2 there should be a Partner Showcase before the June Direct.>>736696317I’m fine with waiting for a Direct, but Nintendo Today shadow drops are inherently less exciting.
>>736697096>Nintendo remaking a N64 game is...le bad!>Sony remaking a PS3 game for PS4 and then remaking that PS4 game for the PS5 is...le good!
>>736697754i forgot that OoT is almost 30 years agofuck, guess they waited long enough to remake it
>>736690780Astro will always be an inferior version of Sackboy to me. It's a shame that they fumbled handling LBP as a franchise once MM went into the Dreams mines, otherwise we might have seen a good Sackboy platformer.
>>736697754The point is, they already remade OoT on the 3DS and if there's another one, it'll be the third.
>>736697996The 3DS one is more like a simple remaster on a portable that came out like 17 years ago
>>73669799615 years ago btw
>>736693932>arlo in charge of not being an NDSsnoy
>>736697996More time has passed between those than between the last of us and both its remakes lol
>>736698042No, you fucking retard. If you can't tell the difference between a remaster and a remake, then you should seek help immediately.
a direct without iwata isn't a direct and they should've been abolished when he died, simple as
>>736698373directs under iwata were dogshit stop
>>736693932Nothing wrong about being honest. Also I don't think anyone was expecting for Pokopia to be the caliber of game it turned out to be.
Next week sales will be interesting to see as to how low the PS5 will go. Sub 10K?
>>736698363If the rumored remake is true it's not gonna be anything like that
>>736698441>Also I don't think anyone was expecting for Pokopia to be the caliber of game it turned out to be>Pokemon mixed with Animal CrossingThis "anyone" you speak of is fucking retarded
>>736698363this is also a remaster
>>736698373>>736698363Post your armored core 6 ps5 playtime, acpedo
>>736698508Journos were talking about it as a GoTY contender. That's above the commercial success such a product would auto-gain.
>>736683595AYYYYYY LMAO
>>736698441>>736698554>>736698363>>736697096
>>736698363I rather have an HD port of the 3DS remake on switch than a remake with modern gameplay that people want
>>736698373>"Wasn't cognizant during the Wii U era and I ape talking points from retarded influancers and e-celebs" award
>>736698631Sorry pal, you got the wrong guy
>>736698634Only if it adds missing content like the Light Temple. OoT does NOT need yet another basic ass rerelease.
>>736685806This game is sold out everywhere not just in Japan. Nintendo really underestimated demand for this game.
>>736698689
>>736698634I'd rather have a remake with a modern gameplay than an HD port of the SubHD 15 year old higher fidelity remaster personally. Because, at this point, just re-release the original N64 on the eshop if we're going for old.
"nuzelda but good" would be an amazing way to remake OOTunfortunately it'll probably just be regular nuzelda
>>736698704>OoT does NOT need yet another basic ass rereleaseOoT does not need a remake either imo
>>736686898c'mon man
>>736698538snoypedos are the ones who are crying for a direct
>>736698904A remake could potentially be interesting at least, another uprez of fhe same shit I played 30 years ago would be an auto skip. And if it sucks who cares, the original is still there and widely available.
>>736690001too bad the curve was downhill
>>736698934Sorry anon, I simply can't pretend otherwise
>Nintendo games are soooo good that third parties decide not to support it I’m baffled by every new cope
>>736698878I'd take a photo with the date and time but (for some reason) I don't think Pokopia has that photo filter like New Horizons did. Which is a shame desu.
>>736699543They will have to either way with the Xbox dying and games getting more expensive. They may not come day one but eventually get released on the system.
>>736699648i think that is actually acfag you're responding to.
>>736699543Good thing I only care about soulful Japanese third party games and not western slop.
>>736699732I don't frequent these threads enough to know such things.
>Switch 2 – 59.543 (5.011.059)>Switch – 16.342 (36.701.338)>PlayStation 5 – 13.539 (7.500.517)Only 2.5m to pass the PS5 and 4m to pass the PS4, this is some crazy momentum.>2. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 8,131 / 2,888,474>3. [NSW] Minecraft – 5,186 / 4,182,507>5. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons – 4,710 / 8,415,833Nice little bump for the evergreens too
>>736699543>their first party software is such high quality it sabotages third partiesThe very concept behind this line of thinking has always been ridiculous. Even if we all agree on Nintendo's first party software being top of the line. The idea that it'd harm third parties is ridiculous. On Playstation, software like FIFA or GTA etc dominates just as much Nintendo's first party does. But what does it matter if the likes of FIFA and GTA are third party, if you aren't the dev or publisher of FIFA or GTA, then they're "shutting you out" just as hard as any first party would. The difference doesn't matter. If the usual suspects at the top that dominates are all the same. Then, to everyone else, it doesn't matter if those games were first party or third party. They're dominating the top just the same.
>>736699960Should pass the ps5 by the end of the year
Seems like Nintendo is holding back some stock for Tomadachi and golden week
>>736688886I sure liked the keys being jingled but the movie itself was ass
>>736684883This is unironically a valid point, but also very stupid. No, you can't just assume that the specific game you want is going to come to the console eventually. If you did and you wanted Star Fox or F-Zero then you bought a Switch 1 for nothing.But applying this logic to the main Nintendo franchises is retarded. There will be a mainline 3D Zelda game. There will be a mainline 3D Mario game. There are going to be other big Nintendo releases. Because they're not going to just not make games, unlike Sony and Microsoft. They're not buying studios just to shut them down without ever making anything. AFAIK Nintendo has yet to actually shut down a single studio or lay off tons of employees all at once. The CLOSEST thing I can think of to that is when they fucked over that tiny NoA studio that was making Project HAMMER back in the Wii days, and allegedly Project HAMMER was fucking garbage to begin with and they still didn't fucking do anything to the dev deam other than put them in the Mini Mario & DK mines, which is still better than "get the fuck out we sold the building already" type of bullshit that MS, Sony and EA do.
>>736700860Okay, Armored Core Sealion.
>>736701371Most I can remember was when Nintendo consolidated their NoA teams to be in Redmond WA and closed the San Francisco location. Otherwise, they haven’t done mass layoffs at all. If they did, Retro Studios would’ve been shuttered two decades ago.>Project HAMMERThis was a project by Nintendo Systems Technology, and they’re still operating today just fine.
>>736701651I hope they give Nintendo Software Technology more funding to make a F-Zero GX 99. they did an amazing job on F-zero 99
Man, at this point I hope Bamco just shadowdrops Elden Ring, I wanna do another run on Switch 2 before Duskbloods.
>>736701808nah fuck that, they need to make a maximum velocity 99 instead, THAT would be absolute kino
>>736701963Been available for pre-order since yesterday so the release should be happening sooner than we think
>>736701963>>736702221I'm excited for it. Portable Elden Ring will be nice.
>>736701963i haven't tried the DLC yet, so maybe a portable playthrough of that in the yard. i hope they haven't nerfed the katanas too much since 2022
>>736698508I mean to be fair, TPC didn't expect pokopia to be so huge given it's stock issues.Granted it's TPC and they are retards. But still.
>>736703983>i hope they haven't nerfed the katanas too much since 2022...How do we tell him
>>736699543AHAHAHAHAHAThis is such amassive self own and humiliation.Let them continue.>>736699648But is it hip to fuck sheep?
>>736699543It's not new cope. Sony fanboys said that frequently in the 2000s. A lot of Sony fanboys honestly believed and Kiwi is an old sony fanboy so it wouldn't surprise me if he still believed it too. If anything I think Sony got caught off guard by how quickly NS2 got third party support.
>>736704275NOOOOO!!!
>>736704331You poor bastard.Lmao
>>736704331Could be worse, you could have been around for the beautiful period when Perfumes were the cheese strat of choice and had to watch them get nerfed into oblivion
>>736704595i just read that my precious Hoarfrost Stomp got nerfed into irrelevancy FUCK
>>736699543>denies GTA6 having a switch 2 port>cries about nintendo not porting games like BOTW to the PS5 and calls it anti-consumerI gotta love the obvious anti-nintendo bias from this nigga
>>736703983>>736704275>>736704696I'm hoping my Ancient Death Rancors were spared, but I guess I shouldn't hold my breath.
>Sony got exposed for Variable pricing>look Nintendo does it tooNo I will not look at the vid
>>736705525Nintendo is doing this? really? i need proof
>>736699543Monster Hunter Rise was the only major third party game made for the Switch and it sold greatDon't blame Nintendo that your half assed ports aren't selling
>>736705525>here is what a known lying grifter has to say about this
>>736705525>retard thinks that variable pricing is "two different games are priced differently" and not "two people are charged different prices for the same game"
>>736705747octopath traveler 1 did amazing, and so did Super Bomberman R. Unicorn Overlord was saved on the switch.
>>736705584They claim the different price between digital and physical variable pricing or something, I just feed the thumbnail into AI slop so it views and analyzes it.
>>736683216Used Switch 2 games surpassed total number PS5 sales in March
>>736693932Arlo is a case of >>736693332 on the right side with the addition of Paper Mario and Pikmin while subtracting Animal Crossing, Splatoon, Pokemon, Mario Party, Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros.
>>736705902Digital being cheaper than physical has been a long time coming and Nintendo can only get away with it now since physical videogame retailers have lost so much power and can no longer afford to boycott Nintendo products
>>736705916LMAO OH NO NO NO NO SNOYSISTERS HOW WILL WE COPE
>>736705902why did i expect any better. I gotta stop giving these dumbasses the benefit of the doubt
>>736705525I'll take it Deen had enough of getting bodied by everyone on Twitter.
>>736705916already?! it hasn't even been a year yet!
>>736705916But people tell me Switch2 GKC is bad for resale
>>736705916You aren't supposed to humiliate anyone like that... please someone stop Nintendo...
>>736706001Nah, it's probably been too long since he last got some attention.
>>736706074also "you don't own your physical games"
>>736705916obviously, it's that PS5 games are so good that no one wants to sell them, and not that their games are worthless
>>736704318I think Sony wasn't bothered by it until they noticed 3rd party games on the PS5 weren't selling so hot outside of ball&gun and gacha shit. The PS5's impotence and the Xbox brand killing itself gave Nintendo the opening they needed to secure 3rd party support.
>>736706332lol WOW
>>736705525>Suddenly Deen is back after one week MIA>>736705916KEKAROOOOO imagine used Prime 4 outselling your brand new PS5 game
>>736706613That's not Deen, that's ANOTHER desperate Youtuber that shills himself on /v/
You see how he hasn't brought up the fact that the PS5 outsold the Switch 2 in the US? Someone's prepping his ass for the March report lmao.
>>736691504Where did it all go wrong for Nigri?
>>736707110he was worried last night, saying the PS5 will "possibly" beat the switch 2 in march, and that "it'll be a close race"
>>736706678>Deen has to sell himself to other grift tubers to "get the message out!"How far he has fallen.
>>736707195I think that guy is saying that Deen is wrong
>>736707174Born too early to make bank on OnlyFans
https://www.famitsu.com/ranking/game-salesTop 30's up, 28/30, DK's back on the board and the PS version of Starforce is gone
>>736683216BARI BARI NO GAYMES STATION
>>736705525Talk about being misleading.The full title of the video is"Nintendo Variable Pricing Is Real And Budget Games Can No Longer Be Downplayed By Nintendo Youtubers"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QQxIfHpKoYHe's making fun of the buck broken grifters
>>736707245>star force collection in the red again>fucking capcom keeps doing this shitmake more copies god damn it!
>>736707245>Requiem switch 2 is back>Immediately sold outLol, the guys over at Capcom must keep shooting ropes out of their dicks
>>736705525he may be the most pathetic faggot in these threads, right after sealiontranny.What a worthless self hating cuck.This is what being antiwhite does to you children, learn from his example.
>>736707245Was there really no new releases last week? wth
this drought is insane
>>736707174I wasn't there to fix her.I apologize.
>>736707578
>>736707409>>736707421Capcom is bafflingly incompetent even when they put in effort.Truly amazing they still live.
>>736706336>I think Sony wasn't bothered by it until they noticed 3rd party games on the PS5 weren't selling so hot outside of ball&gun and gacha shit. The PS5's impotence and the Xbox brand killing itself gave Nintendo the opening they needed to secure 3rd party support.It's been like a perfect storm, really. PERFECT STORM TIMELINE2004 - Nintendo DS2006 - PS3. Flops and Sony lost billions. Nintendo Wii wins gen.2011 - 3DS2013 - PS4 2016 - Sony moves to California2017 - NS12017 - Fortnite2019 - Vita dies2020 - TLOU 2 flops. ACNH2021 - Sony Closes Japan studio2024 - Concord2025 - NS2 comes out. Xbox dies. GTA 6 delayed2026 - GTA 6 day 1 on NS2. Marathon dies. 2027 - Pokemon WW, 3D Mario, NS2 Lite model. PS6/handheld announced but delayed to 20282028 - $900 PS6. Animal Crossing, 3D ZeldaFuture looks grim for Playstation.
>>736707631>driftloon giving out free shrugsonly noticed that now.Really enhances the meme.
my sister has put 100 hours into pokopianormally she is the kind of person who buys a game, plays it twice and then never touches it again
>>736707578Yeah I feel bad for PiSS5 owners
>>736707734it's a great game, and totally worth all the praisei finish the main "story" and still have so much to do
>>736707734I did the same. Pokopia is like a cozy game that actually rewards you for putting in more time into the game. Hey wanna go to a dream island daily? Okay go there with empty pockets and just have at it, break everything and full up your entire inventory with stuff. Or treasure hunting for 1 hour? Why not. Build 50 habitats in a day. All Pokopia is more stuff to do and more DLC.
>>736707705>The PS5's impotence and the Xbox brand killing itself gave Nintendo the opening they needed to secure 3rd party support.MS needs to be praised for kicking the door open for Nintendo, making every game that comes to Xbox be Series S compatible means that 3rd party devs already have an NS2 equivalent build on hand
>>736707849>Xbox be Series S compatible means that 3rd party devs already have an NS2 equivalent build on handwondering if microsoft now regrets this choice or not.Definitely biting their ass now.
>>736707734Haven't played but DQB2 was soo good, glad to see the team has found such success.I'm a bit bitter we're so never gonna see DQB3 tho, Squeenix fucked up by letthing these guys go
>>736707934no, i think microsoft is currently more worried about making their money back from the activision buyout by selling as many games and MTX on as many systems as possibleCOD, even at their worst, still sells makes billions, so it not too hard
>>736707245>No K Rool anon post after the top 30It’s over
>>736707705>2020 - TLOU 2 flops.Thank God for this. Triple A moviegame slop has been the worst trend after live service games in modern videogaming.
no games 2
Heaven rhythm groove has 29.4M views now on twitter. I knew the Japanese liked it but damn
>With 741,000 global units from early 2026 to the 155.37 million reported at the end of 2025, the Nintendo Switch currently stands at approximately 156.11 million units sold.>While the original hardware is losing momentum against the Switch 2 (which already exceeds 17 million units globally), it still needs to sell roughly 4 million more units to reach the PlayStation 2's all-time record. At the current pace, this milestone could be achieved by late 2026 or early 2027.NINTENDO FUCKING WON
>>736708245You have to remember that Megamix was supposedly going to be the last entry after Tsunku's cancer led to him getting his vocal cords removed. The new entry is basically a miracle and people are coming out for it.
>>736708245RETURN OF THE KING!! i still can't believe nintendo is keeping the series alivei thought this series was dead for sure
>>736707948DQB2 was really great, curious if we'll see a Zelda or splatoon or xenoblade spin-off in this style.>>736708038cringe but probably right.
>>736708329>after Tsunku's cancer led to him getting his vocal cords removedcancer is fucking Hell. God damn. Well good on him recovering and still working hard, what a lad.
https://x.com/DetectiveSeeds/status/2042335174176715140>[Detective Seeds] According to 3 former Rockstar employees, Grand Theft Auto 6 PC release targeting February 2027
>>736708505so its 3 month delay? wow
any fags up for an air riders paddock?>>736708505neat I guess.
>>736708619It's the PC version. Could be fake. Could mean a short delay. He's a low level leaker though.
>>736708673I still think the Nov 2026 date for GTA6 is iffythey mentioned in jan that GTA6 marketing got the greenlight but its weird how the hype machine isn't in full swing by now. at least another trailer.
>>736708272In reality, the Switch 1 has already passed the PS2 in unit sales and the DS likely did as wellSony's fake 160 million implies nearly every single PS2 that was produced was "sold". Nothing was used as replacement units for warranties, no demo units, no stolen units, no giveaways, no leftovers that actually got trashed, etc.
>>736708803It doesn't really mean anything. GTA 6 is gonna use a short-term marketing window so if the game is getting delayed there's not gonna be any news, if things are fine there's not gonna be any news. Like the plan is most likely June and then they market it everywhere until release and beyond.
>>736708883>*Sales date on the Playstation Vita are not disclosed
>>736708982shitted and floppeded
>>736708982yeah, Sony won't admit they sold the vita while nintendo still has data up for the Wii U
>>736708982Schrodinger's sales numbers
>>73670724528. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 1,531 / 492,018>>736708046Just like K Rool, I'm back.
>>736709313There was no place to hide for Nintendo during the Wii U era. Those console numbers tanked and the everyone knew so you might as well show it and talk about how the 3DS rebounded and that you're going to start making mobile games. Xbox hides behind Gamepass/active users. Sony hides behind MXT.
>>736709313I like publishers that are super transparent with sales data, Nintendo and Capcom are really good with this as they update numbers every financial quarter on their website.
>>736705525>Harman Smith
>>736709505i always wondered why sony hides their data. i want more updated data from them
>>736693830>>736694031>>736694070I actually found the cast of AoI charming even if they're literal whos. The story's nothing, but the character moments help it. Either way, the game feels great and is worth checking out. Ardi is best girl and broken as fuck.
>>736709656>Q3 2025>Astro still at 1.5MHuh? So you’re telling me Alynea Scamlitics made up the 2M+ sales?
>>736693351Quarterpounder bragged about being friends with the woman who helped a sex abuse cult. Also he's a cuck
>>736709815i wanna help her be less tired. poor gal.>>736709656because sony are lying pieces of shit. nearly every data point has a clause or astirisk to be technically correct yet horse shit.
wasn't their supposed to be a quarterly investor update at the end of march?
>>736710148May 8
>>736709876>Alinea>making up numberswhat is this, the 9th time they've been caught?
>>736710271>silent Hill F barely crosses 1milsurely this is bs?
>>736708118Take your meds.
>>736708272Based
>>736710347that's all we know, they haven't updated the numbers
>>736709958>>736710347>wanna play the new Wonder DLC>sees backlogfuck...
>>736710271>even snoys hate them since they can't get their numbers right for PS5 titles
>>736710457Just spend more money, poyim!
Don't want to go over to /vp/ because I hate that place but I finally finished my living dex. Now I can truly rest.
>>736709457THE BANANAS
>>736710457It's fun. though the multiplayer stuff is friends only.
>>736710532Good job anon. Did you get the magearna pokeball pattern in HOME?
GUYSYou can't believe what just show up on my FEEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggh-gAPtSNo
>>736710658> Homebrew is released for the ps5>emulates nintendo gameskek
>>736710701Also, 5 days ago.
>>736710658>nes, snes emulator finally, they can play some good games
>>736710646I did not realize that was how you got it, guess I'll log back in. Thanks for the heads up.
>>736710532>I was three Vivillon patterns away from completing my LivingDex back in USUM before I quit the franchise
I'm finally trying astral chain
>>736683216>In the hardware market, the Nintendo Switch 2 sold 458,000 units in its first month, bringing its cumulative sales to near 5 million units. Additionally, the Nintendo Switch sold 103,000 units, and the PlayStation 5 sold 78,000 units.https://www.famitsu.com/article/202604/71354
>>736710658>Mod a ps5>Play nintendo gameslel
>>736710658YouTubebros... we've been surpassed.
>>736710812it's pretty great right anon?>>736710658karma wins again.
>>736710786I would've stopped too. Thats around when I stopped trying, felt burnt from USUM being required (then) just for 4 new mon (or whatever it was). Somehow mustered up the effort to fill in the missing stuff from gen 8 and 9. Surely I'll keep it up to date for gen 10...
>>736707409Got to see how many more they'd be able to sell really, besides obviously trying to push people into digital.
>>736710969Astral Chain SW2 update never ever...
>>736709958>not playing the hardest version of the bosses
>Games?Ports>Movies?Flopped>Patents?Reexamined>Directs?Non-existant
>>736711185didn't have the challenge runs unlocked yet mr. pissy pants.>>736711065i played it before boost mode was released and it ran pretty smooth and didn't pixeliate all that much.
I don't want to alarm anybody but Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream is 1st place on the eShop ranking right now.
someone is mad sony is getting an ass raping
>>736711236>Head?Hairless
>>736711398Seems like he's more worried about Sony since he always projects the fears he has for Sony towards Nintendo.
>>736711395
>>736710658>blow $900 to play NES games because Sony doesn't know what a video game isBuyer's remorse is one tough bitch.
>>736711395I already preordered the game. The suspects are going to have another month of seething and pissing over a cozy game
>>736711395AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>736711395Wonder if we'll get a sales pr like Pokopia.The game is on Switch 1 too so that's a huge bonus.
>>736712000nice trips. and the wave of content from it will be cool. (just not from me. not my sorta game. sorry to disapoint lads)
>>736711395No one cares about that woke shit
>>736711236>6M
>>736712350More of that classic snoy projection.
>>736712350A game where you can make your characters say nigger is not woke
>>736712389Speaking of snoys, didn't Sony fire 1000 employees recently or some shit like that?
>>736712350>No one cares about that antiwhite shitfix'd that you chuckle cuck.Also blame NoA.
>>736712641Sony Pictures is planning to layoff hundreds of people from its film and TV divisions.
>>736712350But enough about Marathon
>>736712641Epic games fired 1000 employees. I don't know about sony
>>736712771good times, for a change
>>736710969I only just cleared the training with jin so I'm barely in it. I love the police aesthetic though. I'm sure I'll enjoy it as I get further in
>>736713096The game has great style. And yuh as you play things expand massively combat was. Just keep at it.
so can someone explain how pauline fucked up today?I missed thread2 and no one has answered yet.
>>736713403again? how many times has that pauline schizo fucked up?
Crapcom still hasn't restocked the switch version of MHstories 3, not even once.Reminder that crapcom is actively sabotaging their Nintendo releases.Much like fatlus.
he's crying right now lmao >>736698232
>>736713627at least 5 times now.>>736713660capcom will forever be complete faggots
>>736712641You’re confusing them with Epic Games since they’re the ones who recently laid off 1,000 employees, but Sony has performed layoffs and studio closures since the year began.
