>Saves your life>Makes you his protege>Makes you richEveryone else is an asshole in comparison. Why wouldn't you side with the House? It's honestly unfair that there's hardly any downsides to his ending.
>>736684237I choose the Legion because I want to make the world a worse place. Someone like you wouldn't understand.
>makes you richHe barely pays you for your service in the game itself, only for finding him novelty snowglobes. His free VIP suite comes with a terminal that asks you for many thousands of caps to put new storage in and I'm pretty sure the total for chests is more than you can get out of him with snowglobes.NCR will give you ammo every day if you can be bothered to find the drop (and it hasn't clipped through the floor). Caesar sugarbabies you to a ridiculous degree at Idolized every three days forever. Arch-Capitalist House hates to spend any of his millions of caps.
>>736684689He offers job security, something none of the other factions do
>>736684237I never beat NV. I just end up killing everyone because they suck, except for the boomers
>>736684237Meta game wise he's the worst faction
>>736684689NCR will rape you with taxes and don't even give you a military position after you save their asses (well technically the House ending is better for them as a whole but I digress), they just tell you to fuck offCaesar's Legion means living amongst a bunch of retarded LARPers who'll probably end up killing each other because someone decided the gay orgies should go for three hours longer or some shitHouse gives you a luxury suite which is safer and more comfortable than any other house in the game, and he only asks for money for space? Plus he gives you a permanent job for himAnti-House retards are unsurprisingly commies that will end up being thrown into a mass grave
>>736684237he's diddy ahh grooming you unc
Because a guy who can be killed by making him breathe air had the gall to be rude to ME, the player, who has agency beyond corraling a bunch of spearchucking cannibals into the decrepit remains of monuments to unrestrained capitalism. And offers an insulting pittance in exchange for the lynchpin of his master plan. For what? To develop overpriced real estate in space in the vein of "A Clockwork Orange"? "Job security"? What a joke. Where does this prick get off?Meanwhile, Father Elijah gives players the best weapon in the game before they've even done anything to help him. He is fully willing to collaborate with a competent Courier, ushering in a new post-scarcity age of tranformative technological supremacy while wiping the slate clean of the old world's foul taint. Everyone else can go to hell.
>>736685412>He is fully willing to collaborate with a competent CourierThe only person he'll collaborate with is someone with negative NCR rep and thought his plan of "enslave everyone with bomb collars, hologram guards and toxic gas" was a good idea.
>>736685412>siding with some old demented faggot who thinks he's better than the rest of the planet while being on the brink of death instead of the Enclave which actually has competent people and is truly patrioticElijahfags get the rope, plus I stole all the gold and kept it in my House lockbox
>>736684237>Saves your lifeVictor and Doc Mitchell are the ones that save your life. House is the guy who put you in the crosshairs.>Makes you his protegeOut of necessity since you're like the only person willing to be his sla- uh, work with him>Makes you richI made myself exponentially richer being a scavenger and trader compared to the few thousand caps I got from House
>>736686443>Victor saved your lifeQuick question: why did one of House's Securitrons dig you out of your grave and take you to a doctor?
>>736687376Because House has a vested interest in finding out who stole his Platinum Chip. A quick question in return, how did Victor effectively resurrect the Courier?
>>736687997House already knew Benny was the one. Victory stayed out of the confrontation because his combat programming was smart enough to see he was no match for Benny and the Khans.And yet, House ordered him to dig you up in the aftermath on the very slim chance there was something to save.
>>736686443>Victor and Doc Mitchell are the ones that save your lifeVictor is being instructed by House, which also shows House may actually know about Doc and trust him enough for this.>House is the guy who put you in the crosshairs.He tried his very best to keep you safe with fake couriers, it wasn't his fault Benny was spying on him>Out of necessity since you're like the only person willing to be his sla- uh, work with himHow are you his slave exactly? Also a lot of people work with him like the tribes, you're just a very effective employee as he explains.>I made myself exponentially richer being a scavenger and trader compared to the few thousand caps I got from HouseHouse doesn't stop you from being that, in fact he generally benefits
>>736685612>Corrupt, capitalist pigs who send young men to their unjust deaths for the sake of military expansionism and lining the pockets of brahmin barons>>736685631>Literal inbreds descended from the warmongering pre-war US government and borderline retarded pedophile "elites"Loving every laugh. Elijah's methodology is practically merciful compared to what those slave mentality house negroes deserve.
>>736688592What's your proof that all of this is completely factual rather than presumption?
>story hinges on you surviving being shot in the headbad story
>>736688668>House may actually know about Docprove it>He tried his very best to keep you safe with fake couriersmore like he used decoys to protect delivery of the chip>How are you his slave exactlyHe tells you what to do and you do it>House doesn't stop you from being thatand the point is he practically doesn't help me accomplish that beyond what I can already do for myself
Why did house call it "New Vegas" if he's so nostalgic for old Vegas? Why change the name?
>>736684406Nah, killing everybody and destroying the dam is the most evil path.
>>736689009he says it himself, did you even play the game?
>>736691493>House ordered him to dig you up in the aftermath on the very slim chance there was something to saveproof?
>>736689413NTA, but>prove itDoc Mitchel was from Vault 21, which House acquired. Victor also resided in Goodsprings for a while so House knew Mitchel was there.>more like he used decoys to protect delivery of the chipYes, which means protecting (you). There's an enormous middle ground between loving someone and complete apathy.>He tells you what to do and you do itHe's your employer. You can technically quit but every other ending requires killing him, so yeah.>and the point is he practically doesn't help me accomplish that beyond what I can already do for myselfHe gives you a nice suite in the Lucky 38, but it's more about the future wealth described in the endings slides.
>>736684406If you wanna do that undermine the ncr as much as possible and then have them win. Does way more damage.
>>736691792You had a family history of being shot in the head
>>736684237Based and correct. The best part is that he knows you can just kill him at any time, which keeps him in check.
fuckable
>>736692691>which means protecting (you)because you're carrying the chip>He's your employerWhat was your salary/contract for doing everything after delivering the Platinum Chip?>He gives you a nice suite in the Lucky 38I could also pretend to go along with his plans until he gives me access to the suite and then kill him>it's more about the future wealth"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
Realistically House is the best ending and only FO3 brotherhood fags complained, he tells the legion to fuck off, establishes vegas as an independent state (completely valid) however friendly to the NCR (literally everyone in vegas are just NCR citizens) and removes the schizo tech hoarders who really are just sophisticated raiders at this point, and if you consider the show canon (I know I know) he also wants to kill all jews which is based.
>>736693446he also says he'll find a way to make you live forever after the 2nd battle of hoover dam
>>736693607Read: Will coax you into becoming a piece of jerky in a tech-sarcophagus to soothe his loneliness
>>736694026whatever he is offering, im taking it
>>736693607>doesn't address anything being discussed>"uhh he promises to give you the same immortality he has!!"Imagine being someone's lapdog so you can you can be preserved in a tin can forever
>>736693446>because you're carrying the chipYes. Is giving safety helmets to construction workers also a bad thing because the company is not doing it for selfless reasons?What was your salary/contract for doing everything after delivering the Platinum Chip?It's a verbal agreement. Again, you can quit at any point because you're not his slave, the only issue is that you also softlock your run if you don't also intend on killing him.>I could also pretend to go along with his plans until he gives me access to the suite and then kill himAnd then lose the future wealth his keikaku would have brought you.>"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"Except he did. Pic rel.
>>736691792>"Once they'd run off, I dug you up to see if you were still kicking. Turns out, you were, so I hauled you off to the Doc right quick."mr house has direct control over victor's directives, he sends him to check on you personally because you have the platinum chip, and after losing it he would have zero reason to check if you are even alive, despite that he digs you up and takes you to doc mitchell, taking the risk of blowing his cover as a friendly securitron that never gets into any kind of business(as stated by the surprise of the residents for the fact that he never gets involved in anything)
>>736694309>Is giving safety helmets to construction workers also a bad thing because the company is not doing it for selfless reasons?No but I'm glad you agree on the actual point>It's a verbal agreementAgreement on what though? What specifically have you been outlined to gain in return for your servitude?>And then lose the future wealth his keikaku would have brought youMaybe if he had actually demonstrated such wealth I'd take him up on his offer. Sounds more like he wants me to make him head nigga in charge so he can control all the wealth.>Except he didMeanwhile I can can gain everything he gives you in-game and exponentially more without siding with him AND I won't have to burn my relationships with other factions to do so.
>>736684237>>736684406>>736684689>>736684798>>736684803>>736684953This thread now belongs to glorious Caesar
>>736694923do you know what a job is you stupid neet?
>>736694923>No but I'm glad you agree on the actual pointYou said House was "the guy who put you in the crosshairs" as if it was deliberate negligence when he did all in his power to make sure the delivery went smooth. We don't seem to agree at all, unless I'm missing something.>Agreement on what though? What specifically have you been outlined to gain in return for your servitude?Wealth beyond measure outlander and the great feeling of helping save Humanity, basically.>Maybe if he had actually demonstrated such wealth I'd take him up on his offer.The ending slides are as objective as information gets in this game. If you don't trust them, I don't what else I can point to as evidence.>Meanwhile I can can gain everything he gives you in-gameYeah, but it's the post-game that I'm referring to.>AND I won't have to burn my relationships with other factions to do so.There's no way to be buddies with both the NCR and the Legion for too long, so bridge burning will happen eventually. And you can still be on the NCR's good side in a House run. Hell, he expects you to.
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