HE is the most successful new animal mascot in recent years!
>>736685986
>>736686017
explain without sounding like a marketer
>>736685986Post the picture of Luna shooting him in the head that one always makes me giggle
>>736686074tell me, in your psychotic circus of a life living as some deformed pseudo-brownoid/loony troon/homo/soi abomination, why don't you just fucking kill yourself?you literally live in suffering every moment of every day in absolute self loathingis it pure spite to suffer your revolting dysgenic sub-ape brain worms on humanity? (not the rest of, mind you, as you are a separate species entirely, not even of the same genus)is this your outrcry and pathetic call to BEG for a merciful execution through triggering instinctual animalistic disgust in actual persons?I don't pity you, life and death are equal parts punishment for your putrid existence
>>736686078
>>736686074>>736686119samefag
>>736686057>>736686017>mfw diving 5 miles into enemy backline on top of a namor/peni nest/thing lineup and not getting healed
>>736685986>HE is the most successful new animal mascot in recent years!
>>736686210kek
He's going to get brutally mogged by the new true mascot.
>>736686210
https://files.catbox.moe/rm9c51.jpeg
he got the drop frfr
>>736685986Mrrr!
you boughted?
>>736686210>mrrrr, fifty fish to pass through my Strait
>>736686351drip*
>>736686357Not this time. It's funny and all but not something I would use so I'll save my units.
>>736686162
>>736686210Kek.
oh n-
>>736686357God noI only buy Jeff + female coom skins
>>736686462BORN AGAIN
YJK
>>736686078>Post the picture of Luna shooting him in the head that one always makes me giggle
>>736686478Based. You got this one?
SEX WITH PENIS PARKER
>>736685986>meanwhile, in the cosmetics department
>Jeff threadDiscarded.
>>736686210The Landsheik
>>736686620make love not war
AWOOOOOOO
>>736686594What makes C&D so popular with marvel fans?
>>736686451you think Jeff gets to suck mamas big titties?
Give me Jess or give me death.
What is his plan
>>736685986I hit Eternity last season mostly playing this lil nigga
>>736687014Based Animal Crossing backline player
>>736686074They wanted the mutt and jeet audiences
>>736686210Why did he do it?
>>736686210another 100 missiles to the enemy backline
Reminder that there is no bad duelist outside of high ranksScarlet, Squirrel are all goodWidow is the closest to being "bad" and even then an aimfag can do well
>>736686872Spider-Woman if she real.
>>736687062and it worked! shame about the abysmal reception in Europe tho
>trannie core
>>736687730I wish Spooder-Woman were real.
>Text Chat disabled>Voice Chat disabled>Queue>Instalock whomever I want>Don't even look at team comp>Niggas is mad>But I'm having fun
>>736686357>Black Cat coming in 8 dayshell no, I'm saving my units for her debut legendary, because you just know it's gonna be a legendary
>>736688136No you don't. She's creepy and dark.
>>736688006thats not Jeff...
I hope she sucks so only gooners will play her. More for me
>>736688561
>>736686017>>736686057Me when I realise all these character designs are stuck in a terrible live service game
>>736688627They'll buff her if she is underpowered.Skin sellers should be at least ok, if not op
>open Marvel Rivals thread>Its the same posts I have seen every thread for the last month.
>>736688656Its a good game though.
>>736688697anon you can't just expose the agenda like that
>>736688656why do shit games get all the best girls, bros... it's not fair
>>736688656There are also comic books of them, you know
>>>/vg/
happy boi
>>736688997the comics make him look so small, but in game he's huge
>>736689093he also has no powers at all in the comicsThough that will probably change now...
>>736688627Why did they give her cat eyes?
>>736689370latinx artist. please understand
>>736686285If deadlock is ever released yeah maybe, they got really fucking good voice actors for most heroeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g80jCMWIGj0...but they really need a normiecore game mode if they truly want the game to explode in popularity, and Dota but third person ain't it
>>736688710They really thought they'd have a different fate than overwatch, but it's literally the same fucking shit. Even the same metas and the same complaints with overpowered supports that they had early on.
>>736689492Nah she even has cat eyes in game.
>>736686517post the webm
This is now a Benjamin Poindexter thread.
>>736689370>Why did they give her cat eyes?Because she's a cat?Black CAT
>>736689563it's still a latinx artist tho
>>736689614?
>>736688710that happens whenever people turn it into a general
What is her free Gala skin going to look like?
>>736690175Fancy.
>>736689497>...but they really need a normiecore game modeStreet Brawl?
Do you think Storm would sell more skins if they made her a light-skin like Halle?
>>736690689Storm would sell more skins if she weren't boring to play as.
https://files.catbox.moe/5rojev.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/4478u5.png
<3
>>736685986I don't know what this is?
>>736690834Storm would have more skins if her voice wasn't so hideous
>>736691732Yeah they made her sound old as fuck.
>>736690834>>736690689gaymers are racist
>>736691847>gaymers are racistnot marvel CHADS!
>>736690387It is not, RNG can fuck you over, and most heroes are not balanced around 4v4, I was thinking something like >Capture the point>Payload>CTFYa know, TF2, casual shit, with rebalanced item loadouts you can pick before each match , and all your skills balanced for 6v6, that would work, and valve for sure could pull it off and then Deadlock would eat Rivals and OW2 lunches, no questions asked.
>>736691723A shark with legs created by MODOK that was adopted by Deadpool. Jeff is cute!
>>736690175not like this.
>>736689370because she's a cat
Why do so many black people play marvel rivals?
>>736690689No. Storms kit is just boring and her ult has been power-crept into uselessness
>>736688040Me as Hulk when the enemy Jeff saves his ult to exclusively counter mine.
>playing against SM + BP + Jeffmy god, worse than pulling teeth outeven when you win it feels like shitcastrate every single SM/BP player
>>736687798I miss Vikki, she should return to Smash and OW
whats with whole teams going into the other team invisi ulti to try and kill the whole team? Is not it better for it to just whore off first?
>>736693726If you can all gank the invis quickly it will end her ult.
>>736693510didnt understand what you saidwhats a SM and BP?
>>736693781and if you dont you are 100% losing all your team
>>736693802spider-manblack panther
!
>>736694178
>>736694178>"Heh, the plan to make me top-tier since my release has succeeded."
>>736693802suck my black penis
Soon.
>>736695763I'm building a team.
>>736695875
>>736695950
>>736695924
Bitches, leave
>>736695763>>7366958751) Magik2) Sai3) The rest
>1 week
why do trannies hate marvel rivals?
>>736696560I thought this was granny Rogue lol
>>736696672Rude
>>736696742very nice
>>736696796I can't wait to see what her first alt skin will be.
>>736685986Smug little shit
my, they are practically shipping Black Cat with MJ nowadayshttps://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Black-Cat-2025/Issue-9?id=244129
>>736697394also Felicia and Peter were married with kids in this fake realityfor 30+ years
>>736696742Why are white rivals artists so rare? I think this is the first one posted here ever.
>>736686347>>736691668
>>736697402Eddie is going to win the Sai bowl.
>>736697394We got mentally ill zoomers here too, who would`ve thought
>>736697402Bigger!
Jeffs world
>>736685986NO.PEOPLE HATE JEFF
>>736699897>get-a-load-of-this-shark cam
>>736701080>my dog don't bite
>>736686751>Really wanna mod the game and skins into very lewd shit>Don't wanna risk getting bannedFuck me
>>736685986Reminder, he and Aquaman are BROS now, and both Dabs on the faggot that is NamorAQUACHADS And JEFFTHADS reign supreme over the virgin submarinerAnd you can read it for free at marvil's shitty website sadly you need a account and only supergirl/blade was ripped yethttps://bleedingcool.com/comics/and-now-its-jeff-aquaman-team-up-by-kelly-thompson-and-andres-genolet/
I find it funny this is the only thing that made Marvel popular again, especially with the normal crowd. As well as the fact this game has had many of the girls look extremely sexy after 2 entire decades of none of it. How did Disney allow the devs to make the girls extremely sexy and lewd? I still remember when they had the MCU Fantastic 4 play the game, all the guys went wide eyed at Invis's Malice skin as well as the girl who plays her in the movie loving it.
>>736701509Marvel games department is hands offthey just license the IP out to whomever (west and east) and thats it
>>736701432holy kino
>>736701432>Bends Blood>Murderfucked water Satan Dagon>Died and came Back to Life out of pure willpower>Was the MVP of the DC K.O. tournament alongside Batman>Atlantean Star Empire is canon in the future>Can bend everything thanks to the Blue>Brought Chad Battlemage Wizard King Arion and Zan back to canonGod Bless Johns and Adams for making Aquaman Super Based
>>736701509Marvel Games licenses out to developers, whereas DC's games are all developed from studios under WB Games. So you get more variety. Marvel Games seems relatively hands off with NetEase, even the MCU elements in Rivals are nothing I wouldn't expect a developer to do anyway, given how big that movie series is, of course you'd have some synergy with it like heavy appearances by Avengers and GOTG members. I would, if I were developing Rivals. It's free audience interest. Note that drawing on some characters and teams for synergy is not the same as doing the Not-MCU stunt double bullshit the SE Avengers game did, that was retarded.People point to the Spider-Man PS4 titles as examples of minimalized sex appeal and overdone realism, but that's most likely just a result of Insomniac's corporate culture under PlayStation Studios more than anything. That's just how AAA devs in America are these days.
>>736701509>latinxs and niggers>normal crowdcome on now. you're gonna call them "people" next?
>>736702130>People point to the Spider-Man PS4 titles as examples of minimalized sex appeal and overdone realism, but that's most likely just a result of Insomniac's corporate culture under PlayStation Studios more than anything. That's just how AAA devs in America are these days.yeah its all Sonyfornianothing to do with Marvel themselves
>>736701321You won't get banned
>>736702198No Jews? Come on now anon, leave the Kosher posts for other threads, shalom
>>736702130This seems to have backfired severely for DC because they've released barely any games the last five or six years and now WB Games is getting fucked by the WB sale
>>736703068why would they consume their own propaganda slop?
>>736702540Bit small
>>736697394based
>Jeff Superstar doesn't come out for a few more months. How are we holding up, Jeffchads?
>>736685986Just this tiny picture makes me think it involves shit, for some reason
>>736685986is that tralalero tralala?
Would you be her Herald?
>>736706051She owes me sexo
yeah hes pretty cool cute and really fun to play . which is more than overwatch is, overwatch made the gerbil and he sucked and was not fun to play and his mechanic was shitcant wait for the T rex character thatll be fun
HE'S INVADING OTHER GAMES!
>>736686751fugg.... is this the kind of game where you actually need the skins to mod them
>>736706051Without a second thought
>>736706051I actually regularly imagine cleaving her in twain with the power of the cosmos after she foolishly grants me a portion of the power cosmic.
>>736706401You'd have like a tiny fraction of her own power, you'd never be able to turn against your mistress.
>>736685986Stolen design.
>>736706462hubris, the Silver Surfer has turned against Galactus many times
>>736706836I never you couldn't try, just that you'd fail almost immediately.
>>736706350The fun cannot be halted
>>736702540How so?
Are there any other popular animal marvel characters to begin with? I know DC has a bunch, especially since supes and batman have their own dogs. What does Marvel have? Maybe I'm forgetting them, but I can't remember any.
>>736707086>Cosmo>Lockjaw>Hit-Monkey>Howard the Duck
>>736706350No event for the other way around? Where is this Luna skin in Rivals?
>>736707218Never heard of them.
>>736686074simple, it's not a race swap you retard. C&D have existed since 1982. they were even in spidey vidya in the 90s
>>736707269Jokes on you that game is so hard I never got past the 2nd level
>>736706051
>>736686171>proving the point
>>736707269>Dagger, give him mouth to mouth, quickly!>Not that quickly...slower
Came down to the last 2Barely made it.
>>736706741retard
>>736707784can we get something that either gives us two units or costs eight?
this should be illegal
Waiting for summer skins.Waiting for Wanda summer bikini skinWaiting for Hela slingshot bikini summer skinWaiting for Penis Parker summer skinWaiting for Penis Parker nude skin
>>736709289I don't remember making this post.
>>736689702When the fuck did they allow Adam to fly? Dude was the slowest fucking healer mobility-wise last I played.
>>736710903Like 2 seasons agoHe can fly now and it's tied to a meter that keeps him airborne + ability cooldown
>>736710903They gave him Iron Man's flight boost plus the ability to levitate while his shift is active. The levitate works basically the same way as his revive passive does
>>736689702I like this frame with super lanky stretchy jean
>>736686057kaio. . . ken . .. !!!
Maybe.
>>736706051As long as I get to save a few girls for myself before she destroys each planet
fox saggers
>>736715161Sox faggers.
>>736685986BUILT for small pred/large prey
I used to be able to run this game just fine on my 1070. Now I cant even get a 20 fps. Guess it's goodbye for now. Frankly im kinda glad. the maid deadpool mvp is pure cringe.
>>736697394>Black Cat with MJHot.
>>736709236Wade the raped...
>>736715305>1070Bro...
>>736686210He will NUKE Israel.
Wholesome reddit chungus
>>736716724Jeff is actually a sadistic terrorist
>>736716724>Overwatch out of nowhere
>>736716705What?It's a free game and I'm poor. If you're rich and playing a free game, you need to get some taste.
Soon.....
i love this lil shigga like you wouldnt believe
>>736717089HOLY FUCKING SHITIT'S A DINOSAUR
>>736717089Cute retardWill be Jeffs kohai
>>736686210Based looking
>first it was MJ accessory for Spider-Man>then it was an upcoming Venom Spider-Man accessory for Black Cat>now it is a pic of Gwen being with Spider-Man>ffw to Black Cat release>a dialogues appear>"I love you, Peter">"Felicia, I love you too">"Huh?">"I love you... and all you guys! So let's do this, together!">cat laughing sfx>ffw to a random 14th February>it's an fffm_foursome wedding>its MVP outro is Spider-Man making a Xenoblade 3 ending reference>complete with the babies too>mfw
>>736717089He TOPS Jeff.
>>736690834>Storm would sell more skins if she weren't boring to play as.she needs a revamp honestly
>>736686210INSHARKLLAH
>>736686520so jeff gets to lick whoever he wants.
>>736709236Deadpool about to get pregnant again...
>>736709289I bought the latest Peni skin because she wears a shortish dress
>>736685986no thoughts at all behind those beady black eyes...
>>736717924chocomommy
ZESTY POOL
Alright, who do we pick? I just used a Twitter post someone linked for the previous stuff and now I can't find anything.
>>736721148which of these is white people? I'm voting for them
Saving all my blues for a Storm or Emma summer skin.
>>736686210How many Jews has he killed?
>>736686210Mashallah
good to see a bunch of allies in this thread
>>736722473blindbro...
JEFFrey Epstein..
>>736707086Rocket Racoon? Spiderpig?
>>736707086>Are there any other popular animal marvel characters to begin with?Uuh, after GotG movies - Rocketif you count him that isfor non-speaking animals, idk. Jeff is probably by far the most popular now
He's inevitable.
There aren't that many animal mascots in recent years
>do a cheeky pull >actually get maidpool What do I do? Shit is so gay
>>736726437>Lost the 50/50 on the final throw.The MVP is what convinced me to get him since I got it very early on. It's so stupid I love it.
>>736685986He's cute but his players make me hate him.
What the hell?Marvel Rivals will move “beyond standard 6v6 PvP” to become “a comprehensive Marvel moving anime experience” this yearhttps://frvr.com/blog/marvel-rivals-will-move-beyond-standard-6v6-pvp-to-become-a-comprehensive-marvel-moving-anime-experience-this-year/
>>736686357No, give me a cool Deadpool skin already.
>>736685986Why so smug?
>>736728274Yup, full MMO soon.
>>736706350I got Valeria on that game's site's quiz. Is that a bad thing?
>>736728274Sounds to me like they're going to spread out what the game actually is with it being a big platform like Fortnite did with its battle royale mode except without all the crossovers and focused on Marvel instead. PvE was so well beloved it caught them off guard, and the same seems to have happened with 18v18. They've also been experimenting with their events like with the Splatoon one and the autochess one.It sounds like we're going to have the PvP be the "main" side thing.
>>736689635Put him in the game, Netease.
>>736728274KINO.
>>736728274Based.
>>736728274BIG if true
>>736685986Rivals is the straight mans hero shooter>>736717924she was fun when she had that teamup with thorhaven't played thor since they made him "odin force" centred. back then i liked his surivalbility with easily getting tons of armor for dive attacks and escapes
>>736728274I hope this means good pve mods. a mix of horde surival and storybased missions would be awesome
>>736728274wtf they're closing the servers already? I didn't think it was THAT bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS_9rZl_-ngwould you suck his cock?
>>736728274>OverTROONS already seething
>>736728274What's the point of this if Disney learns jackshit from Roblox and Fortnite's mistakes?
>>736730645>Roblox mistakes?what is it?Because last I heard Roblox was so huge - its bigger than Steam + consoles combined
>game has a real time voice changer nowwtf
>>736728274Why are they getting so desperate all of a sudden? I thought the game was doing well?
>>736730340Overwatch doesn't have fans, just habitual players who haven't moved on yet.
>>736730919>more content/modes>more PvE>"desperate"meds
>>736706051>near infinite power>good chance we'll date and marryI'll literally have everything. Plus she would probably be cool with me doing superhero stuff if I wanted to.
>>736730919The game's bleeding players and literally nobody's watching it on twitch so zero revenue from esports.
>>736730967Probably an overtroon seething as usual
>>736700969Absolute jeff hater here. Ill throw games if the little faggot is on my team
>>736731540Jeff lives rent free in your head!
>>736731632Nah I just want a healer thats not swimming around instead of healing 200% of the match
>>736728274That statement doesn't exactly inspire confidence. What's wrong with just being a hero shooter with marvel characters? Trying to please everyone will end up pleasing no one.
>>736731771>What's wrong with just being a hero shooter with marvel characters?audience limitonly so many will play a PvP hero shootera lot more will play PvE or something else casual (18v18 etc.)both Helldivers 2 and AR succeeded in large part because they are primarily PvEMarathon = hardcore PovP = floppedPvE is just more popular with casuals and normies>Trying to please everyoneQuite possible if done right (and enough dev power)
>>736730738The usual mistake.
>>736732158Which character mains are most likely to groom kids in Rivals?
>>736732251CnD
>>736731771I don't see a problem with adding PvE it adds just more variety to your game.
>>736728274turns out pandering to thirdie porn addicts doesn't sell huh
>>736688375What a useless slut
>>736717089cant wait
>>736732251>Which character mains are most likely to groom kids in Rivals?Jeff
>>736732373Sex always sellsRivals is one of many successful examples
>>736730835>now
>>736732927When was it added?
Realistically how can rivals be saved? It's known as a gooner game so normies don't touch it, and it seems gooners are moving on despite weekly updates. They spent billions on pretending the game is popular so they can't exactly just shut off servers now.
>>736732965A while ago.
>>736733037By firing Zhiyong and hiring back whoever that invented the comm heavy teamups in S0.
>>736732801
>blatant samefaggingWhy are BlizzTROONS like this?
>>736733404peter taps that
>>736733404Too big for me...
>>736733404
Why has she become so popular?
>>736734338blonde, autistic and a rockin body
>>736686057KAIO KEN!!!
How would you make Laura different from James?
>>736736748Counters duelists and dive instead of tanks
>>736732251Professor X
>>736736748Make wolverine a TANK.
>>736736748No.
Pete is so lucky, man
>>736739165MJ fags fear this.
>>736739606their mom is a bi slut
>>736739606Considering they didn't even give names to the Siege Perilous children in Black Cat, I think they are in a better position since Peter/MJ children get names.