>See NPC>Walk over and talk to them>"Hrrmm... a Tarnished, eh? Althoughbeitfully the mimsy broves outgrathe... heheheh...">Gives you an itemBambieshart's Brocade-Improves critical strikes shortly after rolling five times in quick succession with a ranged weapon in your right-hand armament slot-Though Bambieshart left Zanzibart to the Glimmer Tugs, the promise to the Old Nanny was never removed from the High Gate>Next time you visit the NPC is gone>Can't find them anywhere>10 hours of gameplay later as you're progressing through a legacy dungeon they show up again>Collapsed against a wall, dying>"Ahh... My thimby toves... Thou were... truly... Tarnivorous...">Dies, you pick up their items, it's dogshit
haha, it is the zanzibart joke but longer
>>736690076More like>Bumblefucks Brocade>"Improves ranged weapon critical damage after consecutive rolls">doesnt tell you how many rolls, have to figure it out through testing on a mob (the wiki is wrong)>only works on bows but not crossbows however it does work on a few spells for some reason>that one basegame bow you want to use it with your build? Doesnt work. Just that one.>doesnt work with dlc bows until a later patch, where it somehow becomes busted as shit and gets nerfed into the dirt and left there or just left busted forevermore>is like a 8% damage increase, buff only lasts 3 seconds
>>736690076>>Can't find them anywhere>them were you speaking about a group of NPCs this whole time??
>>736691059ESL king
>>736690076I love Elden Ring Ring, but I always thought this green text was funny lol. It's very accurate just like the Zanzibar joke, in a good way.
>>736690840You missed one last line>Somehow the 8% damage increase is actually like 650% through some spaghetti code fuckery because everything in the game is fucking borked
>>736691634epic sex loli king? what are you talking about???
>>736690076based OP, soulsshite niggers btfo
>>736690076Actually watched a video of this post earlier today.
>>736690479It’s a different joke you retard
>>736690840This.>Dung Eater's Seal>Enhances dung eating incantations>Except the ones it doesn't enhances because reasons>No, the game won't tell you which ones, just test them all yourself faggot
>>736690076kino
>>736692320Nta, but no, its the same joke. Commentary on the same aspect of Fromsoftware's games in the same satirical, sarcastic manner. Not saying i didnt find it amusing. Just annoyed by your lack of understanding on what a joke is.
>>736690076For me it's the chink gacha tier usage of old timey english and words that literally nobody else would use besides people who just discovered a thesaurus.
>>736690076>10 hours of gameplay laterMore like 30>they show up againYou have to find them yourself, with no indication of where the fuck Fromsoft decided to place themElden Ring would've improved tenfold if it had a hub like Demon's Souls.
>>736690076>Retarded memeshit that gets reposted everywhere>>736690840>Actual legit criticism, gets ignored by everyone, especially the devsSuch is the way of things.
>>736696719The worst imo is Nepheli's questline. It assumes you will be going back and forth in places that realistically you have already long past been done with. Like the hidden albinauric village. I was already halfway in altus plateau when I knew about it.
>100+ hours into my playthrough>Discover Rogier has been in the Roundtable since probably Stormveil Castle>Talk to him>Dies
>>736690076>be kinda interested in the gameplay of soulslikes>hate shit like this to the point it detracts from my enjoyment of the game
>>736697656You are ESL
>>736690076soulshit do liek that tho lmao rollniggers btfo
>see NPC>it's Kenneth Haight>tells you he's great>he actually isBased
>>736695869Very based panel. I know it's more of a gag manga which is why I haven't read.
>>736692976Yeah the reason I was eating Marika's shit was to test the buff. I swear.
>>736691634>nooooo you must not offend the hypothetical npc's pronounsKek
>>736698267I have a few volumes. It has extremely funny moments, but also boring segments that drag on and the hyperdetailed art isn't always easy to look at.
>>736691634Retard
>>736690076>Youtuber makes a 5 hours long essay about it
>>736698676>>736691059everyone is a man until proven otherwise
>>736690076
>>736690076Majora's Mask did this how many years ago? 26? In fact the NPC quest chains in MM are WAY harder than anything in Souls games. You are NOT completing Anju & Kafei's quest unless you're really good (or follow a guide). And it's still hailed as the best Zelda game ever made, so no wonder Memezaki copied from it.
>>736690076it really was like that
>>736697720Yes, what of it?
