Movies you want to see adapted into a videogame
>>736715068it's a 10 minute short film that takes place on that exact slab the whole time what the fuck do you mean adapt it into a game
>a 5 minute clip is now considered a feature length filmThis timeline is cursed.
interestingdoes she just spend the entire movie on a sloped surface?
john wick... I really want some crazy rpg/roguelike you build your assassin from skills to clothes and just do missions for money, fame and skills.
>>736715068The AristocatsI have no idea what the game would be like I just really like the aristocats
It's a book character but they made a movie featuring him so it countsCohen the Barbarian soulslike
>>736715068Begotten
I want to see someone make a Minecraft server based on this shitass movie.
>>736715303You mean Conan? or is Cohen some parody?
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>>736715068Was this film just an allegory for how men need to kill themselves so that women can succeed? /tv/ told me the plot is just some guy helping her out by killing himself.
>>736715436That's just Higurashi.
>>736715456They lied to you, she just tries to get out and then falls
>>736715416It's from Discworld. He's a 90 year old barbarian who's extremely good at not dying.
>>736715068>surf_utopia_njv
She didnt slide so good
>>736715068Is this the youtube short film where all the comments sound like shitty short essays from a highschool english class?
Who? Is this eceleb thread?
>>736715068>allegory for depression>WAAAHHHHHH IM DO DEPRESSED THAT I WONT DO ANYTHING TO FIX IT... CANT YOU SEE IM STRUGGLING TO EVEN STAND UP AND THIS IS AN ALLEGORY OF HOW IT FEELS GETTING UP? IT'S LIKE IM GOING TO FALL OFF IF I TRY TO STAND UP
>>736715957I'm not sure, but I'm 100% confident that you're an ESL who should not be on this site. But don't worry, there are plenty of other sites that are very welcoming for your kind.
>>736715127Almost this.
>>736716730based THINGSchadI kneel
>>736715396What was that fucking video of minecraft parkour or something where someone autistically explains the premise over and over and it's oddly hypnotic? Yeah, that with this. I could see it.I never played minecraft post alpha and yet hearing someone sperg out with worldbuilding for jumping around in it has the same sort of feel as this very shit film that does the same but as the heaviest metaphor I've ever seen.
>>736715436New JRPG party combat style dropped. Forget four niggers in a row we got ten niggers in a crumble.
>>736716894wasn't there a half-life 2 mod of this or a gmod map?
>>736717878>In minecraft civilization you have to earn your time to stay alive
>>736715068This movie would be so fucking easy as a game
>>736715068How do you get out, /v/?
>>736720916Men of foreskin can use the suction it provides to climb the wall or to just tether to the wall until it stops raining.
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>>736715708Stealing this for the next bane-shitpost in /tv/.
>>736715238This
>>736718098No idea, I never played HL2 mods, I just think it would be a perfect dungeon crawler
>>736715165Use your imagination, taxes paid your schooling for a reason.
>>736720916turns 360 degrees and walk away
>>736720916Just slide off. Probably not a very far fall.
>>736721948Public school was explicitly made to crush imagination and intellectualism in favor of molding "better workers." The only people in favor of it are jewish factory owners and bankers, the very people who succeeded in lobbying Congress for the creation of the federal department of education and I guess their golem slaves that they have utterly populated the world with.
>>736717795>skeet ulrichwhat an unfortunate name
>>736715456No, she has no idea how she got there and spends the entire time trying to fight gravity as she slowly slides off the edge.
>>736715068Ah yes, person laying down on a wobbly surface: the movie. My favorite movie actually.
>>736716894for me it's cube 4 : the cubenning. Cube V : cubed to death ain't too bad also.
>>736715456It's an allegory for depression apparently Yawn
ok... hear me out
>>736722440James Franco isn't in enough movies.
>>736715238the early hitman games have a similar vibe but yeah something more modern would be cool
>>736722501he's a pretty good actor, sad he got fucked over and blacklisted by jewllywood for having consensual sex with women
>>736720916I rocket jump to the other side.The other side is also a sloped wall so I rocket jump back and forth between the two until I run out of health.
>>736720916easy, i just use the super sticky powder that one freeclimber used to climb out like spiderman.
>>736715405I have good news anon
>>736715068Just watched this out of curiosity and it was fucking gay. I want my 10 minutes back you cunt
>>736715068>>736720916Rape her and then climb out.
>>736724214>rape qte
>>736715231yeahits kino
>>736725197They would make it woke
>>736715068What's the movie OP?
>>736716894>>736718098theres a fallout 3 mod made by enderal people
>>736725197I genuinely don't know if anybody is of the same same opinion but I think this was a perfect adaption of the Postal series. There is literally no reason to make another Postal movie when this exists.Unless somebody wants to make some avante garde artsty fartsy Postal 1 piece instead.
>>736726038Complete with the original ending, only leaving it ambiguous if it was a dream?
>>736715243Me too. I named my cat after Thomas O'Malley
Just a lineal, single player Harcore Henry game>>736724449And a Dredd game too
>>736716894This is directly inspired by CubeIt's not the same vibe thoughhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1520380/HALF_DEAD_3/
>>736726169Maybe if it felt like a bad drug trip with ultraviolence and some made up context so it's like a setup to Postal 1 but meant to be like a horror movie rather than a thriller.>>736726302That movie was fun, wish there was more like it.
