What if the mushrooms in Mario... we're actually WEED?
Mushrooms are a different drug
>>736717109Luigi pass the spliff bro!
Stoners, trannies, furries, and vegans annoy me.
>>736717210But like what if Mario smoked weed?
and it made him bigger (higher)
>>736717109D O O DOOD
>>736717109But Mario told me that if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die...
I think the reason potheads are so boring, one-note, and have no personality besides WEED DUDE is just that weed takes up such a large portion of their lifeNone of them have real hobbies, aka hobbies they genuinely enjoy, they may play vidya when high or paint when high or play the guitar when high or something, but the main hobby here isn't vidya or painting or music, it's weed, the weed makes the other hobbies bearable since they don't actually enjoy them, their only real fixation is smockin that mr. iguana, and since weed makes you lazy and hazy you can't develop a real interest in anything or a personality, you wake up, smoke a weed, and stay in limbo all day, when do you have time to care about anything other than weed? I don't even mind weed on principle, if smokers smoked it the way responsible people get drunk, on a saturday evening, a nice glass of whiskey in bed... sure, I don't mind... But I've never met a smoker like that, it's always WAKE UP NEED MY WEED GO TO SCHOOL NEED MY WEED GO TO WORK NEED MY WEED NEED TO SUCKLE ON MY BINKY ALL DAY ALL THE TIME no fucking shit they're deteriorating mentally
>>736717442You should listen to Captain Lou Albano, that advice could save your life. Drugs really are bad.
post more quentin
>>736717492weed addicts like to compare it to drinking but another factor they dont consider is that nobody smokes weed without the purpose of being highyou can consume alcohol without wanting to get drunkpeople have a glass or beer or a cocktail for the flavornobody eats a pot brownie or smokes a boof for the flavor, it's with the sole purpose of getting high
>>736717492My dad (who smoked in the past and still does on occasion, but isn't a stoner) always told me "The thing about stoners, is you can come back 10 years later and they'll be the same. It makes you happy doing nothing."Paraphrasing, but it matches how the stoners I've known have been. Pot can be fine in moderation, but if you're constantly taking it you're probably not living very ambitiously or moving forward. There are exceptions of course, some people can smoke weed all the time and be successful. But that's rare.
>>736717695>Pot can be fine in moderationwrong
>>736717695The issue with people who smoke pot all the time is that they can't stand being bored, yet do nothing with itThey're not "chill", all potheads want you to think they're "chill" but that's only when they get their drug, they're neurotic, edgy, they don't know how to stop and smell the flowers or just relax, which isn't great, but at least it should be a motivator, an excuse to do something and learn something or create something, but they just silence those feelings with tranquilizer and rotIt's the worst of both worldsAlso >>736717769 is 100% an angry weed smoker trying to detractThey're so noseblind to their own stank even their irony smells and they can't sense it
Anyone else rippin a fat doober rn?
>>736717864you fuckin' know i am
Good thread folks. I genuinely had a good time reading these posts instead of the>You're a faggot/nigger/tranny/retard>no unormalcy I'm accustomed to here
>>736718175Careful. Someone might accuse you of being Indian.
>>736717695>>736717820Be warned: the same applies to 4chan. Wasting hours daily shitposting or scrolling online is just as bad.
>>736718274Thanks for killing my thread.
Uhh Yoshi you got any of that good kush?
>>736717109Well.. why is he, a plumber, saving a princess from a big turtle creature in a fantasy setting? This guy is tripping hard
I once played a SMB romhack years ago called 'Super Weed Man' about Mario going to beat up his dealer (Bowser) for stealing his best weed
