This is a random npc in Crimson Desert.
coolthis is the pasta i made this morning
>>736721035>>736721084I'm sure these random npcs mean that the game isn't 90% copy pasted bandits of different colors spread across an uninteresting map then.
This is a random npc
>>736721035Cool? You get to zoom in on an NPC.Not playable = Not caring
>>736721035
>>736721170Trans lives don't matter. Die young.
>>736721359True, genocide westrannies desu.
>>736721098Anon, what the fuck?
Can you fuck em?Or at least flirt like rdr2?
>>736721035>>736721084>>736721349It is kinda ironic that korea can make npcs better looking than main characters in western games.
>>736721098Hamburger pasta eh?
>>736721098are you a slav? did you have a vodka with it
>>736721830As a slav, that looks murican to me.
They should've spent some time making an interesting looking protagonist as well
>>736721875american meal would be 10x bigger
>>736721432Would all
>>736721098looks terrible. this never would appear in crimson desert
>>736721685You can't interact with them at all
>>736721098let me get one of them pickles
>>736721035Western devs can't create beautiful LIs or MCs ot save their lives, but this game has unrelated NPCs that are stunning?
>>736721349where do they all get complex perms like this in feudal genericlandia?
>>736721934No, they should have let us make our own. One of the worst decisions was to have a pre-made character in a completely forgettable and crappy story.
>>736721035But can you fuck her?In Skyrim you totally could.
>>736721035You got that from twitter. Who is reposting it from asmon's reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/Asmongold/comments/1sgpfyj/female_npc_crimson_desert/Bottom right is just an AI sloppa'd top right. Xitter is really an idpol warzone. No wonder journalists hate Korean games. Every Korean game is treated as an antiwoke Grummz ammo.
>>736721035Looks terrible and ugly as fuck
>>736721149I call her Genshin because when I played genshin I only used her
>>736722317We are not even a secondary dumping ground. We are now a regurgitated tertiary slop piling ground for reddit AND twitter.
>>736721432>All white fagsWhy do /v/ call trannies niggers then?
>>736722597anon, you're seeing what the creator of the image wants you to see
>>736722317I remember this girl from the last descendant.
>>736722338It is what it is. White girls can't get much better than that.
>>736721830slav here, Croatioid variety, idk what the fuck that is.
>>736721035ok but hows the gameplay?
>>736722943Better than any nintendo slop
>>736721035Yeah sure I'd fuck her but why does she look like she's about to burst into fucking performative tears at any momentI guess it adds to the realism, all bitches pull bullshit like this irl tooHoly fuck I hate womenI'll buy this game if there's an option to kill and dismember her
so is this game like Dragon's Dogma 1, or what 2 should've been?
>>736721349
>>736722943perfect
>>736723226A combo between RDR2, TW3 & Shadow of Mordor. Some of the puzzles & challenges are annoyingly hard for me tho, gave up on probably 20 skill points ... yeah, I might be retarded, but wrestling 20 Inquisitors at once is way more fun that straining the ol' gray matter.
>>736723231She has been crimsoning in the desert a bit too long.
>>736722943https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNJ2phg_RmY
Bump
>>736721084>cant interact with them in any way
>>736721685John Desert doesn't know what sex is.
>>736722314>cult of personality toddtrannies prescribing modders' efforts to a midget mutt that monetized mods lol
>>736723231>>736721035>>736721349turkroaches had this when they pillage european village centuries ago
>>736721084I have a fantasy for fucking a medieval peasant girl. Filthy. Barefoot. Sweaty from a hard day in the field. Hasn’t bathed in weeks. Massive bush. Can you even imagine?
>>736722317>Xitter is really an idpol warzoneYou are just mad that we’re winning and woke is dying, faggot.
>>736722997Funny you bring that up unprompted seeing how the game is a TotK ripoff with generic realistic assets.
>>736721098>ketchup on pasta
>>736723945Why are you bringing up that cucked Genshin ripoff?
>>736724051Try it retard burgerfat. Boil spaghetti. Cook some meatballs or a bolognese, put some ketchup ontop.Americans love criticising meanwhile they have a single gravy and put syrup on pancakes or waffles. Not cream and jam.
>>736721098Honestly, this probably isn't terrible. Just looks like the ingredients of a cheeseburger, but tossed over noodles, instead of on a bun.Personally if I'm doing "lazy middle of the night drunk bachelor pasta", it's just gonna be whatever noodles I have plus butter, garlic, and if I'm feeling fancy (and have any), grated cheese. All of yours looks like it would've been better whole, and over a pair of hamburger buns.
what kind of a brown retard posts screenshots on shitstagram lmao even xitter is better for that
>>736724392better be cloudberry jam, son
>>736721098>HamburguettiWhats wrong with you americans?
>>736721035I want to see medieval inquisitors and witchfinders torture her brutally for hours before parading her naked to a public square and burning her alive for the town's evening amusement. I was born too late bros :(
>>736721098Open an Austrian cookbook.
>>736724742For what, 'shrimp on the barbie'?
>>736722597nigger is as nigger does
>>736724742And then close it immediately because Austrian food is some of the worst in the world
>>736722905>witch>balding>>736723231needs more skin diseases
>>736723865And avars, huns, moors, cumans, bulgars etc.
>>736725065>baldingher facial proportions look fine. If anything her chin is way too long. Look up the rule of thirds
>>736725261Most womyn in this game have long skulls because devs specifically wanted grounded huwaite hags. And since they're Koreans they notice the elongated white women faces because Asian girl faces are smaller in comparison
>gook gameis this p2w mmorpg?
>>736721098Peak guyslop
>>736721349>>736723231has technology gone too far?
>>736723231>>736721349
>>736725261It's fine for women to have chins. The construction of a feminine face is flexible. The thing westoids get wrong is giving "womyn" masculine faces.
>>736725720Guychow is eerily accurate. I eat a lot of food like that because ground beef, tomato paste and lots of spices is very easy and quick to make, but feels a step above single male poverty food.
>>736725658no that's their other game that i want the characters from
>>736721149pure sex
>>736721035I'll add it to the list of games with pretty NPCsSo far the list Rdr2, kcd2 and this game
>>736721035WHERE DO I MEET HER?
>>736722174lost dev techniqueswill take a decade to rediscover from the ashes
>>736721098God-awful photo. I'm sure the food tasted good, but- goddamn, you make it look bad.
>>736726767why couldn't they just put this in the game. What a shame
>>736727046>giant thighs>pantie peak damn i'd pay good money for this as DLClet's hope mods can get there
>>736727046They tried pandering to western critics after watching them shit on stellar blade. too bad they didn't know the journalists had a deep bias and were planning to backstab them no matter what. Now you know. go big titties or go home.
>>736727046peak character design. guh
cool storybut why isnt there a single notable side character in the story though they can make them look good, why cant they present them well ?
>>736725720I didn't expect this image to hit that hard
>>736726767that armpit strap must smell heavenly
is game good if i like the wolf amnog us?im not even memeing ive been replaying my shit and why the fuck would i play games for a challenge if it wasn't to brag or show people. i can shit on probably 70% of people in shooters if we both pick it up same day. but man who cares, im tricking my body into dumping adrenaline but not having an outlet
>>736721098I'm not saying I'm above eating food like that but holy fuck I'd never take a photo of it let alone post it
>>736721035>>736721084too bad the game is still a chore to play and boring as fuck.
Redpill me on the pirate hat. Is it worth wearing?
>>736721098You can do better than that
>>736721098eastern euro as fuck
>>736721035Shes cute but I'm not interested in AAA goyslop tier gameplay.
>>736727973you can find the one piece
>>736721098i hope mods ban you for this what the fuck
>>736721035This is a character from a low budget korean indie game.
>>736721098This made my mouth water and it felt like under my tongue orgasmedBurger pasta
>>736728460Why do you have a terrorist language?
>>736723631Just like in real life
Bump.
>>736728487not my image.
>>736721098based
>>736727236Perfect
>>736721098Some pale fucking fusilli
This is a random npc in Bully
>>736721035i luv witches bros
>>736725720wtf so accurate, i went right to left in my cuisine life.I used to eat jello with crackers, now i make mean chicken fajitas with rice
>>736725720Can of tuna, mayonnaise, a whole avocado, pepper, garlic powder, lemon salt. Add corn or strips of peeled carrot for veggie intake.
>>736721035Lower right is AI, right? I'm starting to have a hard time telling it apart in pictures.
>>736731448They all got OP's faggot DLSS5 treatment.>>736722905Is an actual screenshot of her.
>>736731448yes
>>736721035unrelated question: can you romance and fuck npcs?
>>736731606>They all got OP's faggot DLSS5 treatmenttop right >>736731610 is official screenshot bottom right is an AI sloppa'd version of it left is just normal screenshot >>736724456
>>736729848look better than relooted, marathon and all slops
>>736725720I just make stupid amount of pasta or rice with eggs
>>736731772poorchad
>>736731698I will marry her
>>736731627no
>>736731627>>736723735
>>736731259>wtf so accurate, i went right to left in my cuisine life.did you troon out multiple times?
>>736731793It's just the least amount of hassle Boil>Strain>Cook with eggs and whatever veggies and condiments are available
>>736731627Only one man can...
>>736731627Can you IRL?
>>736722597because a spic or jeet made that, don't ever look up how many trannies shitholes like brazil, thailand or iran has
>>736732684>iranAs if larping neocon amerikikes know lmao
>>736732684>>736733683Is it really that easy to make /v/ hate anything you personally want them to hate just by saying "thing X is uhhh tranny tranny tranny" ? Is that it?Cause you know what I can't stand? Sauerkraut. That's right, damn sick of it being beside every burger, potato and chicken dish., Fuck you Germans you're not even real cabbage eaters, the Russians do it better. Fuck sauerkraut. It's for trannies. Idk why but I can prove it, I once saw a transvestite in Vegas eat some, I think... Or maybe it was a homeless man... Either way it's for trannies, so start hating it, rIGHTE NOWE!
>>736721035hilarious how you can instantly tell when an asset was made with AI
id still rather play modded skyrim
>>736734117It is like modded Skyrim
>>736722174They can, they just hate you.
I do for she, filthy Angloid genetics and all.
>>736734019The asset is not AI. Someone edited a screenshot with AI.Vid related is what she actually looks like in game.
>>736721035Too bad the game sucks ass.
>>736734117It's like modded Skyrim without CTD problems.
>>736721098Please make better food.
>>736734320>>736736079Actually it's like modded Dragon's Dogma 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcpljV9cxos
>>736735779Wow an actually pretty white girl. Something deemed impossible.Westernsissies... We finna take the fat L on this one...
>>736735779Witches are hot in this game
Korean beauty
>>736736046It's good, 50+ hours in
>>736721035>3 weeks since release>Thread is over 100 replies>Still no fanart to share to reinforce the beauty claim being said, only in-game screenshots>Barely any fanart of the game overall with this many playersNo cultural impact trolololol
>>736721035>Random NPCMogs>Shadowheart>Morrigan>MirandaWhen did things get so bad...
>>736721098what the FUCK is THAT
>>736741750>When did things get so badcirca 2014
>>736721170https://www.nexusmods.com/crimsondesert/mods/837?tab=images
>>736721098Your mom is to blame for not teaching you how to cook. But ultimately, you should watch some youtube videos or something bro. You're eating the equivalent of candy for adults.
>>736721098This image makes me irrationally upset for several reasons.
>>736722314Shut the fuck up, Todd. You go back to your hobbit hole after Starfield.
>>736721170>>736724456Am I racist or do they look alike?
>>736721098I want more aesthetic food in my fantasy RPGs.
>>736721098Don't listen to the haters. Looks great. Personally I would've added some beans, peas or lentils, for some extra protein and fiber.
>>736731627>k*rean game>having sexLMFAOOOOO
>>736741750Now I just need them to make a story with these NPCs that's more interesting.It's insane to me how fucking gacha games have the most interesting Korean writing in vidya these days.
>>736721149More like random sex
>>736740237Quit after 17 hours. I might pick it up again if they let the side characters fully sub in for Kliff, or implement a full CaC.They won't though, so, yeah. Shit game.
>>736721035whenst the fuck does a witch come to my camp
>>736742876>I might pick it up again if they let the side characters fully sub in for KliffYou're in luck for once.
>>736721098Do Americans really?
>>736721098Jarvis, analysis
>>736722317>fabledid bro imagine some game named fable?that doesn't exist lol
>>736721349>>736726141>>736723231omg.
>>736721098i can't tell if this is slavic or american slop
>>736725720This psyop is getting out of hand.
>>736721035This sets unrealistic beauty standards and is damaging to women. Cease at once you incel.
>>736721098Anon, have some decency at least. Cover that shit up, think of the children!
>>736742502There's over a billion and a half negroes. Per capita they're less likely than whitebois to troon out.>b-b-but my artic-Is based in amerimuttlandia* which ultimately doesn't matter for 13% of niggers total because the raw majority are still >>736721432
>>736742994Oh snap. >will beWhen?
>>736721098>>736725720umm, the correct term is boy kibble
>>736743647>Per capita they're less likely than whitebois to troon out.source
>>736735779does the game have a photo mode like in BDO? maybe it has some sloppa filter coded into it.
>>736721035watch as your favorite plastic doll from korean doll game nº 50193 struggles to break 1000 pics on most porn sites as the ugliest bitch ever by (incel copestandards) preps the next generation of gooners.
>>736743943They announced a beta for photo mode recently lol
>>736744032>westacuck sees something pretty and its rotten brain instantly goes to SFM sloppa porn
>>736744091>>736743943it had photomode from the beginning, it's just not very good. Doesn't have any other functions other than moving the camera, changing focus depth, and changing fov
>>736742994>doesn't mention being able to do Kliff's quests as the side characters thougThey're trying, at least.
>>736721146>an uninteresting map then.
>>736743170concordian fable
>>736721098i know thats not your picture. I know this becuase i know a particular retarded autistic fuck who cooks that shit and i swear has sent me that before. I know you're not him (not that you'd wanna be) because hes out of town right now and has no access to a kitchen.why would you lie about this shit?
>need to wait a month or more until we can kill stuff once the story is overits over
>>736721098top sloppa
>>736721098This sets unrealistic meal standards and is damaging to cooks. Cease at once you foodcel!
>>736721098SOVL
>>736721035why do koreans love mouthbreathers so much?
>>736722317Imagine a world without e-celebs, reddit and twitter forcing polshit everywhere
>>736744294I want to at least be able to hide Kliffy for nature shots
>>736735779why even AI sloppa this, this already looks fantastic
>>736743756>When?these updates are due from now until june iirc
>axiom and force palm for DamianeI can finally explore with my wife :)
This is a random NPC in Crimson Desert
>>736721035This is AI slop.
>>736721035Westoids on suicidewatch
>>736749514>>736731698>>736735779
>>736723458nice, now about the 99% of the rest of the game and without mortal kombat music, ist as good as this...
I saw this thread in r/asmongoldI find it so weird chuds claim to hate feminism and transexuals but they have their entire personality revolve around worshiping women and playing as women in videogames.
>>736721098This is the only crimson desert thread thats ever deserved its spot in the catalogue
>>736750637mmm i would rather chest medium and butt to minimum, not fertile
>>736723458>hold that thought I MUST BODY SLAM THE ELDER GODS
>>736751128its vomitable
Soon this game will allow a woman to solve a puzzle.
>>736721098
>>736721035god i fookin love witchesWitches are for (Me)
>>736725720I have ___slop fatigue.
>>736721035You know, maybe I should get this game.
>>736751504What are you stupid
>>736750637I love cute girls. I only hate gay men/trannies.
>>736750637>I find it so weird chuds claim to hate feminism and transexuals but they have their entire personality revolve around worshiping women and playing as women in videogames.not seeing the issue, the former aren't feminine and the latter are
>>736721035she looks like a 12 year old
>>736721035gooner slop
>>73675216912/10
>>736721035cool here's a gif I found yesterday
>>736725720my go-to's as a single foreveralone are>burgers>frozen pizza>ravioli (easiest pasta to cook takes 5 minutes)shrimple as
>>736750637Playing as a woman. Meaning you are controlling a character, that you know is not you, and can, and often does, have different characteristics than you.Knowing the difference between fiction and reality is crucial. Trannies, and ugly woman, are delusional. They believe themselves to be better than they are because they believe it to be true. This is why they try to change fiction to fit their nasty standards. When only ugliness is left, they'll fit.
>>736721035>vast majority of NPCs are actually attractive >pretty much zero chance of sex mods because no official modding tools released Skyrim always wins, baby
>>736752634Denuvo will not last forever. The license WILL expire. Modders WILL get their hands on crimson girls and make them do whatever we want.
>>736735779>shadman
>>736735779This beauty standard should be normal in AAA games. Why the fuck are companies paying devs to make ugly bitches and asking us to buy it with tip?
>>736725720If we're sharing guyslop recipes:>2 pieces of white bread>can of baked beans in the red sauce, like Heinz>couple of slices of American cheese>butter>parchment paper and ovenLightly butter both sides of the bread, drain some of the liquid from the beans and spoon like half of the can of beans on the non-buttered side of one piece of bread. Top that with the american cheese and put the other slice of bread on, stick it in the oven at 350 for like 6-7 minutes until the top bread is nice and toasty. Sounds weird but it's so fucking good, the toasted top slice contrasts nicely with the bottom slice that soaks up all of the bean sauce and the flavors all mix perfectly.
>>736721098jfc what is wrong with you
>>736748346Imagine a world without e-celebs, reddit and twitter forcing wokeshit everywhere
>>736752994It's a scary thought but that beauty standard is no longer western. Neither considered beautiful by the western cultural media zeitgeist let alone a standard.That sort of beauty is only visible in niche instagrams or Asia.
>>736721098Honestly I don't blame you. Reminds me of my cooking
>>736721098>pickles in fucking pastaKill yourself faggot.
>>736721035>>736721084The real reason western j*ournos hate the game.
>>736748462>already looks fantasticAnd that's with kind of bad lighting too
>>736735779They should have made more quests about saving witches. I want to save the witches from evil :3
The music that plays when you're talking with the witches is very good.
>>736721098Finally a good crimson desert thread
>>736754982I like their little gear editing animation
>>736748606Why does she have hair coming out from her face?!
>>736721035for me, it's the sorcs
>>736756043too greasy
Naira is my gf
>>736756043HOLY FUCK
>>736721349>>736723231kid sexo
>>736726141>>736723231What kind of interactions can we have with them? Can you give them gifts and watch them blush or recruit them? Have sex?
>>736756006A BUG SOMEONE TELL THE DEVS
These things are larger than you'd think
>>736756275something about high altitudes with snow covered landscapes beneath make them seem even higher up
>>736753535bruh, just go outside and every other cashier looks like that
>>736756367
some of these puzzles are unbelieveably retarded
>>736756519
>>736756604they were made by AI
>>736721098Absolute state of food in 2026
>>736756275abyss is kino
>>736756918I love those kinds of spaces
>>736721035Black Desert Offline fags will shill literally anything but the gameplay and narrative.
>>736721035Was she out in the heat? Why the fuck is she red?
>>736725720Kek, insanely accurate
>>736757442CUTE
>thread still upwtf
>>736753779>noo you cannot do this because... because you just cannot!italians with their food autism are the biggest fucking bitches on the planeta dish doesn't stop being a specific dish just because someone used a different ingredient or added one thing.If I like carbonara with pickles then I will eat a fucking carbonara with pickles. And you will cry about it like a bitch. And I will enjoy my life and my pickles.Fuck you Faggio Giovanni and fuck your handmade spaghetti fuck you granny fucker
>>736757808this cant be real
>>736721035What's the point if you can't fuck them?
>>736758141Make it happen, skyrim 2.0
>>736756250all of the above
>>736756250>No answerI think we know the answer: none
>>736743647it's funny because this is the exact opposite of reality
>>736721035ok and?if you want porn go get porn it's easy, they have loads of that uncanny AI slop nowlet me know when a good video game comes out.
>>736758238>fucking ugly bethesda elftroons
>>736721098offtopic garbage. sent ;)
>>736723735He has to observe it first to learn
>>736757808mommy
>>736757808what a slut
>>736721035Will there be sex mods or is it limited to cosmetics only?
>>736752169Nah, this is what the children in the game look like.
sex with loml shais
>>736760472Pure
Are abyss cubes from leveling up actually worth it? Cause I've got a couple of +exp gears and I'm wonder if they are worth slotting.
>>736760085Let her be, her swordmaster just died
>>736758631>fucking ugly bethesda elftroons>3d models stolen from Black Desert for modsYes
>>736754956>Yvan eht nioj
>>736721035>>736721084>>736735779Neat. I don't know what this game is about, but I want to play it now. >>736724996I ate at a restaurant in Austria once. When I signed the receipt the waiter said that signature doesn't look like the name on my credit card, which wasn't very funny but I got the attempt at humor so I laughed. And then it turned out he wasn't joking and thought I was forging a signature or something and I was just like dude what, and I had to show him my ID for him to accept my card for payment. I don't know if that's an Austrian thing or if this guy was just king retard of mount autism. >>736725720shit dawg, I'm craving a sloppy joe now
>>736721098Where did you learn to cook? /ck/?
>>736762107If you like fashion, yeah. upgrading gear to higher tiers cost abyss cubes
>>736748395Point the camera all the way up and then enter photo mode and he should be gone.
>>736723871I will never forgive shaving products jews for brainwashing people into thinking pussies and armpits should be shaved
>>736763838They should. They objectively look better shaved and you have mental illness if you disagree.
>>736764132I bet you'd get your child circumcised too
>>736721098i badly want to hurt you americans. so much.
>>736721098Love all the anons being butthurt over this, I’m willing to bet that this would taste great.
>>736764175At least you didn't claim liking bald pussy makes you a pedo so points for that.
>>736722205there's literally nothing to do so women can sit around and braid hair for an hour
>easter then genshin update then computer problemsI haven't really played in a week, feels bad
>>736721098is that ketchup and mustard?
>>736724051just do macaroni, minced meat with ketchup and mustard, tradition up in Northern Europe.
>>736721035For me it was this beaut
>>736721035Neuron activation
>>736766642nice wife
>>736766801Then she found out I was a chud. Check the Aloy cameo in the background kek
>>736766942Holy moly! Aloy lost some weight!
Other than Three Saints Falls, is there any caves with silver ore in Hernand. I feel like there was another one by I can't find it at all.
>>736752634people always find a way if the game is popular enough
>>736766942>found out i was a chudwhy does she look so happy
>>736721098>Ketchup>Mustard>Pickles>on pastaDo Americans really?
>>736721349;(u);
>>736721098leave this board now
>>736723871No how could you tell
>>736770219And if you Euro cucks don't stop bitching about it, we'll do worseI'll steep my Earl Grey in sauerkraut and throw in some tabasco, if you keep fucking testing me
>>736757214Because she lives in CRIMSON DESERT, ya dunce
>>736733863>>736774080Dear Transient being eat what makes you happy, while you are pregnant, it's oke I forgive you
>>736721098/ck/ pls go and stay go
>>736721098>this morning>11y Anon. You're in a groundhog day.
>>736721098>19 pasta dishes that will drive every Italian you know crazyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/fr/kevinsmith/19-affronts-faits-aux-petes-qui-feront-hurler-tout
>>736750637I hate feminism because women are queens, not equals
>>736775014Queen Elizabeth II was a queen, sure, but most British women are still low class peasants like picrel.
Witches are cute.
>>736721098Are those...pickles..
>>736725720wife and foidslops are healthy, the only real slop in this is the guy panels.
>>736721035>random npcYou mean left over assets from their cancelled mmo-trash game? Yes.
Random NPC btw
>>736776054Can you have sex with him?
>>736776054Just realized I see this shit all the time in Skyrim and other RPGs but haven't seen anything weird like that in 90 hours of CD.
New patch just dropped. What am I in for?
>>736776406No more stupid shield ruining the cool big boy sword aesthetic.
>>736776703Kwool
>>736775864These wenches radiating hentai fog damn.
>>736776290The game is pretty well made considering the scope of it, aside from the weird stuff with sleeping and learning and sometimes loading half way into the ground which fixes itself in a second, this was the only bug I've seen I think.This guy made some noise and just appeared like this randomly. No idea where he came from.
>>736776957kek or it's my heavy breathing from looking at them.>m'lady
IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT YOU CANNOT PLAY AS A SPELLCASTER OR MAGE IN CRIMSON DESERTI REPEAT, YOU CANNOT PLAY AS A SPELLCASTER IN CRIMSON DESERTTHEREFORE THE GAME ISN'T WORTH PLAYING
>>736777049>THE GAME IS NOT MADE FOR FAGGOTSAnon I already bought it you don't have to convince me.
>>736721035/v/ BTFO
>>736777092I see. Have you considered playing call of duty or perhaps fortnite? Tunak tunak shakur, fellow smoothbrain!
still not worth 70 buckaroos
>>736777126>He doesn't like hitting people with a sharp stickI may be a smooth brain but at least I'm not gay like you robe wearing homos.
>>736721035Crimson desert is like dragon's dogma if it was made with love, sovl, passion and has 0 woke DEI shit
>>736756006It's baby hairs, she is 24% black
>>736777250It’s a good game, but it’s very different from DD. So don’t badmouth a classic just to shill the new game.
>>736721098>ketchupcome on dude, don't do this to yourself
>>736777049you literally have way more magic to use at once than you do in DD2 at least.
>>736723937>eternal loser>winning anything nigger please. and woke isn’t dying, it’s being kept alive by influencers to ragebait faggots like you
>>736721098I'm more apprehensive about the onions than the ketchup or pickles.3/10 would try a bite
>>736722205>feudal genericlandiaThey have mechs and lasers... I'm sure a perm isn't so hard to acheive.
>>736741750>ShadowheartI still think she's attractive.
>>736735779>magic in the background>witch girl in a witch hat>using magic casually>but the player? nope, no magic, you should be wrestling in the mud insteadWhat an absolute dogshit game.
>>736721035Honk shoo honk shooo
>>736723937Woke is dying is literally woke propaganda to make you stop worrying about it btw, don't let your guard down
>>736721035Chinkoids cannot into European aestheticsThe themes and architecture ends up a retarded amalgamation of what they think Europe is like and every character looks like an Asian supermodel cosplaying as WhiteI despise leftranny shit but I also cannot immerse myself in chink/gook/jap games
>>736724051its literally just tomatoes, just like, you know, tomato sauce you'd normally put on spaghetti
>>736779928>attractive white people don't exist, they are all asian girls cosplaying as whiteNot sure if self-hating whitoid or falseflagging chink
>>736779972NtaBut she looks like a bog standard gook doll
>>736779972>self-hatingI'm full 1488 lol. How am I self-hating?I like games that properly portray Medieval/Fantasy Europe, and I'm yet to see some Asian game that doI guess I should appreciate the effort at least, because I know from experience they love Whites
>>736780104Play Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen. And not the sequel, that's DEI'd to hell and back.
These guys were so fucking stupid not putting in a character creator. Feels like the game was made for it. Probably going to be a cool game to experience in a year or so with some big mods.
>>736780213she cute
>>736760472>lomlI know what you are.
>>736779928It's a fantasy game with euro aesthetic Not a game that's trying to represent the history in any shape or form You are better off playing something ubi soft or KCD if you want a more authentic representation
>>736779928>but I also cannot immerse myself in chink/gook/jap gamesThis but americans trying to do eurofantasy
>>736760472all shai should be barefoot
>>736779928you're a fag
I think immersion requires are great amount of research, world building and art direction you just can't do the "that looks cool, so add that"
>>736721098Not visually appealing. But I bet it tasted good.
>>736781649Overly realistic games can never be immersive. They're too autistic to understand what immerses real people. All you see on screen is an autist dev sperging about insignificant things and forgetting to include good gameplay.
what are the chances we get a shai companion in the future
>>736779928>Chinkoids cannot into European aestheticsWell this is a Korean game so I reckon you're generalizing Asians, in which case I need to remind you that the most aesthetically pleasing western fantasy works in modern media are Japanese - Lodoss, Berserk, Dragon's Dogma, Dark Souls and Elden Ring. Rarely will you see such tasteful armors and fantasy elements in the subversive western made media.CD also aesthetically pleasing especially in armors, creature design, architecture etc.>The themes and architecture ends up a retarded amalgamation of what they think Europe is like True it's an amalgamation since it's a fantasy setting. And it looks overall cohesive. They know western historical visuals better than amerimutts do. Just look at the western made pauldroncore SLOP or shit like Oblivion/Skyrim, Avowed, Dragon Age etc. You should be fucking embarassed. You should do your best not to mention this topic considering how SHIT your side is at it. Fucking look at the costume design changes in Game of Thrones first 3 seasons as opposed to latter ones.>every character looks like an Asian supermodel cosplaying as WhiteThey look like WHITEOID women with neoteny and makeup that's been normal but is now taboo in the west. It's literally just >>736753535You are fucking faceblind and racially confused MUTT if you see >>736735779 and think those deep eyes and long skull are Asian.>I despise leftranny shitYou ARE a leftranny SHIT. Either covertly or their strongest useful golem.Kill yourself.
>>736781649>>736781742you are wrong and retarded
>>736781649the thing is that, the world building and art direction came from bdo. PA has always done some historically inspired locations, like heidel being a place in france, im willing to bet hernand is the same. but with the more fantasy stuff, it's super nostalgic coming up to tariv/tariv and hexe sanctuary in HD graphix. marni's mechanical inventions were a nice surprise, i dunno why i didn't expect him to be here even though he's the multiverse time travel guy
>>736781649>you just can't do the "that looks cool, so add that"Yes you can and you should.
>>736781804This is the best knight in shining armor game I've ever played, it's topped Demons Souls.
>>736781804>creature designi need to see catfish, fogans and nagas in crimson desert, just to mow them down by the hundreds again
>>736781747Unlikely. Too bad the shai in this are all uggos and not cute, like the ones from bdo
>>736721098The fuck is wrong with you?
>>736779390
How are people in this thread unironically saying there's no magic in this game when you're flying through the air, scorpion grappling people, and smashing enemies with fire and lightning while crows and balls of light fly out of your sword
>>736779390Well she's not. You're just deprived and don't know any better.
>>736782224because some shitposter ran with that because he was mad there's no dedicated mage classhe also wants to play as a girl
>>736743756The new moves were released in a patch today
>realizing that i could've grouped abyss gears this entire time
>>736782224There's a group of a few severely mentally ill schizos that goes into every single Crimson Desert thread and cries about a bunch of retarded shit that doesn't even make sense. They have done this for 3 weeks straight now. Every single thread.
>>736782161idk man im partial to the shai researcher myself.
What requires this much lubricant?
>>736782301Grouping doesn't actually save space it just makes it look better in your inventory.
>>736782625the assholes of the people mad about the game
>>736782645i know. i was scrolling through dozens of gear just to reach equipment
>>736780104>I'm full 1488cringe as fuck please kys
>>736760472....
>>736775540tits or gtfo
>>736735779she's so cute i might actually get the game
Sex mod status:>Nude mods?Yes. Darmaine and various others including the Greymane men. Simple texture replacement of removing underwear.>Any dicks?No, Ken doll bodies>Sex animations?Not yet. The skeletons have been exported and imported into modelling programs though. Few months away.>Degeneracy?Not much. Loli/shota nudes. Some furry stuff seems to be in the works from those communities >Chances of this becoming Bethesda like?Slim desu. PA are unlikely to release modding tools that allow new quests and triggers. Would require a large community effort for the toolset. >What can be done now?Packing and unpacking of game files. Texture replacement. Function calls. Possibility of sideloading. Its all early days.>Should I as a degenerate pervert buy this for the sexo?Not yet. Animation adding is the key. Once that's figured out then the community will explode.
>>736782740thx for the updateCJ mod status?
>>736721035So they changed the teleport animation in the latest update, and it looks like unfinished dogshit now. Wtf are these changes man lmao.
>>736783040I'm sure it will happen
>>736777049I don’t think any other game does spellsword as well as CD.Witcher wasn’t really a spellsword either.
>>736724051Nothing wrong with that
>>736721035This is a random starfield NPC.
>>736724392>>736765924>>736779954>>736784301Not that anon, but I've tried ketchup on spaghetti noodles before, and it was atrocious. ketchup is not equivalent to tomato sauce. You all have fucked up Eurotrash tastebuds. Guineas do not respond.
>>736721035Nic-->>736721098What a terrible day to have eyes
>>736776290I've seen this deer foul spawn in a tree and a single NPC over 70 hours of play
>>736732684why talk about third world? even AMERICA has more nigger trannies than wytes
>>736777017I wish the prisoner/slave pens were populated
>>736784995I think the ones in the desert region have random people in them in the town at least
>>736777309>just to shill the new game.newfags have been programmed to say "shill" whenever they read any positive comment about a game huh
>>736777017what is this woke faggot shit?
>>736721098put me in the screencap
Crimson Desert is a piece of plastic dogshit and the visually the most disgusting thing to grace /v/ this year>>736721098Okay, nevermind. Second most disgusting.
>>736742994Damn, should have kept my quest slop items
>>736781960what chestpiece is this?
is the game any good or is it like bits and pieces of a good game in a mediocre sandbox?
>>736721098gng please stop ts not healthy
>>736721098Why is this offtopic trash still here?
>>736721098An animal died for this to be made
>>736787381The whole thread is offtopic
>>736721035What is this third world obsession with random NPCs in games? >LOOK THIS RANDOM IN CYBERPUNK OR STARFIELD ISNT UGLYY!!!
>>736787209The sandbox part is its greatest strength. The weaknesses are story being meh, combat being alright, and bosses just being serviceable. So as long as you don't go into the game expecting a great story-driven game and Souls-like bosses, it's a very solid game.For me it's a 8.5/10 right now after all of these patches.
>>736787209if you like modded skyrim you would enjoy this game.
>>736784425Someone spent weeks making that and got paid big bux for it.
>>736721084I'd kill every single one of you to have a wife like her
>>736788284>Hates beautySpotted the longnose
>>736787141The PS4 exclusive one, you can save edit it in on PC
>only two results for "crimson desert" in R34HOW??I want to beat my meat to the sexy witch
>>736794203>implying anyone but NEETs have even found herthis game is too hardcore for most dude
>>736784587No way,dude,am European and the thought of ketchup on my pasta makes my skin crawl,this has to be Spic thing no doubt
>>736765924>macaroni, minced meat with ketchup and mustard, tradition up in Northern Europe.>Northern European foodinto the trash it goes
>>736722317based korean gamer. I hope more Asians starts tweeting about that shit
>>736788810Better than recent western games
>>736782270If you still can't complete the story quests as the other characters I'm not really interested.
>>736783040Based
>>736721084>>736723631>>736728498You can attack themI pinned down the prettiest girl I saw with Damiene and punched her once to establish dominance
Why are white people so attractive?
I love Damiane's voice
>>736721035>can't romance them>can't fuck themDon't get me wrong, I like to see some good looking npcs in my vidya but that's not enough.
>>736798628Just wait for the animation framework mods are finished then the floodgates will open...
bros......
>>736799858Just like link,huh
>>736798217You tell me,anon :)
>>736727947Change your dealer, bro
>>736756006You remember those playground whispers about hair growing on your hand when you masturbate? Well, it wasn't from the act of jerking it, it was from the cum that would flow onto your hand.I'm sure you're smart enough to understand what I'm getting at.
>>736749507Arabs sound hilarious with irish and scottish accents.
>>736721035Okay. But have they added combat yet?>>736721098Not bad.
>>736782645>>736782709And groups don't mean shit when you're the storage chest menu, you can't instantly transfer a whole group of items.
>>736782625Your mum
>FIXED EVERYTHING #x>boot game>wander around for a few minutes>see some cool-looking structure in the distance>decide to go explore it>make my way towards it>run into some bandits, typical hold r1 to win for a minute or two>keep going>mine some ore>keep going>been about 10 minutes of bandits, ore, and janky force jumping, meditating, and more force jumping over rocks>get there>it's like a school or something, bunch of NPCs standing around>obvious axiom block floating right next to me>grab it>realize i'm bored as fuck>turn game off
>>736786229But enough about Marathon
>>736721098Delete this
https://x.com/TheRealZephryss/status/2042975805014446360
>>736801220All this can work if the game has good writing and art direction to keep you engaged in the world, so you’re actually interested in looking at NPCs and whatever lore is availableBut it’s a problem when the game is pretty much bare and reminds you it’s all just set dressing for cool moments
>>736801220We get it, you're a zoomer, you don't have the physical capabilities to stay focused on something for more than 30 sec.
>>736804028>>736804130The game's just boring as fuck, man. It's too janky, too empty, and too quiet.
>>736802945too annoying to use
>>736804130tiktok brained
>>736750637Not true. I keep hot women as companions. Never play as a woman.
>>736784587It's not supposed to be equivalent to tomato sauce you fucking moronIt has its own distinct taste, combining butter or butter+margarine mixture and ketchup makes pasta taste amazing
>Boss starts jumping around and spamming a bunch of projectiles>Use the focus move that catches projectiles and lets you throw them back>Boss stops moving, perfect time to launch all those projectiles I caught>Invincibility frames :^)
Damn, white women used to look like that?
about to start bang banging
>>736813257what about blasting?
>>736813257Feeling adventurous?
>These fuckers despawned in child village when I almost about to tame them>Took a total genocide of the Jackles to have them appear fucking everywhere in Pailune cityStill seething at them despawning in early game
>>736779390>>736782250Shadowheart just makes me think of Maelle now.
>>736784301That kid looks like he's been tortured.
>>736721035This is a random incel thread.
So when do these little faggots evolve into chickens?
I really can't wait until all the incels rope themselves and we can start having real vidya games again.
Areciel>Lyselia>Elowen>Bari>other girl who doesn't craft for you (not pictured).
>>736815030After you feed them.
>>736721432some were really cut guys, what a waste
>>736721432What causes guys to want to do this? I don’t know shit about psychology
>>736815434lyselia my weeb shotacon wife who lives in a secluded village of shai boys...
>>736801058>>736782625
>church was all fucked up and full of (((goblins)))>now it's restored to it's former glorybased game
>>736821154forgot pic
>>736821204is there a reconstruction dispatch mission to fix up the church?
>>736821154
>>736823901They don't just go to church they sing hymns as well
>>736721035What was the point of making this NPC so fucking hot? Do they want me to fall in love or what?
>>736825490>trust system>hot npcs>no marriage systemwhy are they like this
>>736825490 >>736826248maybe they planned to make npcs romansable like in that Wind-something chink open world game
>>736823901shut it down
>>736825490Witches are supposed to be hot
>>736826638but witches are based off of jewish hags
>>736814646that top one was in lioncrest manorI had it at 90%started a new quest line just before I was going to finish taming itit's gonzo FUCK
this was just updatedhttps://www.nexusmods.com/crimsondesert/mods/837
>>736823901SHIT GAME AMARITEPLAY MARATHON INSTEADPLEEEEASESTOP POSTING KINO
>>736827153>almost 200k players again 3 weeks laterWhy is the playerbase for this game so stable? It doesn't even have multiplayer
>>736742754pure sex
>>736827672it's a good game that takes a long time to get through unless you're a shitter
>>736827087>looking for videos of it>find thislmao ign is so shameless
>>736827672it's fun and there's hundreds of hours of content
>>73672109810/10 ragebait. Would put you up for elimination at Hell's Kitchen
>>736821676Yep. If you're missing quests in Hernand you might need to do bounties or wipe out some specific bandit POI's
>>736750637that says a lot about feminism, doesn't it?
>>736750637I can safely say I've never played as a female in a vidya when given the choice. Infact I think the only games I've ever really played with a female MC were Draken The Ancient's Gate which is a solid adventure that CD reminded me quite a bit of, and Perfect Dark.
>>736827087How does it work with armor sets?
>>736721098what a derailing keknice job kid
