>BWAAARM>And just when the world record was getting stagnate...>Sniffidicksalot>BWEEERM>Would shave the record down...>By 0.03 secondsLiterally the same video 10 years running who tf watches this?
mei just like the music and presentation honestly
>>736721516Hi you're about four years late to make this joke. The leather club is two blocks down.
/v/, judging by the multiple threads made daily keeping up with everything he does
looks like you got summoned
i went through my youtube and unsubbed like 90% of my subscriptions
I watched the recent upload on spyroTowards the end it really did the whole>she (male)MemeIt did it twice. The first one was more subtle, because the voice was somewhat womanly, but very obvious huge shoulders and hands, then when he got the world record he broke down in tears and his male voice came out lolImmediately afterwards there was another>sheOnly this time it was straight up an adams apple faggot with a choker and pink diced arm sleevesDoubletroon
>>736721668They cute
I honestly don't get speedrunning.What's the appeal of playing a game over and over to see who can finish faster? Is it just autism? Is it actually fun for these people?
>>736721668I used to watch some of these vids even though they were repetitive but when the >she shit started popping up I checked out
>watching speedrunning video>narrator refers to someone as "she"
>>736721516>and then, BananaHammock1992 did the impossible>BWWWAAAAAAWWWWMMMMMM>and broke through the 38 minute ceiling>*live footage of shirtless streamer getting a 37:42 run*>WWWOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHH LET'S FUCKING GO BABY THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE BUT HERE I AM AFTER 700 HOURS OF PRACTICE AND THOUSANDS OF RUNS>then. A day later. He did it again!>the 37:37 stands, to this day, as the current best speedrun of dog-raper 2: cat's out of the bag
>>736721516The only speedrunning thing i watch is tomatoanus
>>736721668Yeah this was the first one I couldn’t finish because of that shit. Don’t make me look at a tranny.
>And then after 10,000 runs >she did it…the 1 hour mark was finally broken as >she beat the game at a time clocked in at 59:58 >man attempting a female voice: “wow just oh my god man wow”
the hype is always undercut if you suddenly remember these world records have three unemployed guys competing for them"spyro 2 - no major glitches - PSP port - no turbo - set seed - no jizz skip - version 1.23.4" is not exactly the 100 metre dash
>>736721516>starts making 1+ hour long videos to justify his patreon or something>starts to be less relevant and just garbage repeat on loopHe should be making shorter videos that cover a variety of games instead of pretending to be making a masterpiece documentary that is just repetitive garbage.
>>736721516hmm it would appear this dude has in deed summoned some salt
>>736721993His only good video was the tetris world record
>>736721571FUCK YOU
>>736721868Any tomatoanus fans here?
>>736721668The spyro video was interesting but the moment he focused on a tranny I just closed it
>>736721882>watch speedrunner videos >doesn't want to look a tranniesI'm shocked it took you this long to have to be forced to see one honestly
Last good one was Mario Kart 64 world record perfection. Anything after that is way too formulaic. Quest to Beat Matt Turk will forever be his best video. At best his videos are decent as background noise, but I find myself clicking off of them and never returning.
>>736721516Fuck off and buy an ad for your shitty YouTube crap.
Speedtrooning videos are only intresting when it's about the technical stuff and how they break the game apart with various bugs and exploits. Like how they eventually got speedrunning troon vegas down to like 20 minutes by breaking their legs, reloading, and flying to the end of the game or some wild crap like thatWhen the video is just him talking about how autists traded the WR down minute by minute for half an hour it's just boring
>>736721668obsessed
>>736721708>They cutFTFY
>>736721747It gives a game you like infinite replayability. Maybe you really like the gameplay or music or world but once you beat it there's no reason to keep playing so you restart and keep playing it that way.Playing the same game over and over is easier than learning a new game.For streamers it lets them "autopilot" the game while they interact with the chat.The communities formed around speedrunning give people a purpose and feeling of belonging.Some of these reasons are more autistic than others, but they're nonetheless valid.
>>736722075That was what made me subscribe to him. Shame to see it was a mistake.
>>736721668The extremely feminine hobby of speedrunning Spyro the Dragon on real ps1 hardware
>>736721668>>736721759>>736721882>>736722228>>736722197I guess it makes sense because most of the speed running rules with glitches being allowed and considered good is gay as shit and retarded, but holy shit did every fucking speed runner and smash brothers player turn into a fucking troon? is there something in the water? fucking every fire emblem youtuber other than that one bald fat guy who fucked someone's gf and then said it was consensual when they tried to get him for rape is a tranny too
>>736723221Autism to tranny is a very real and scary pipeline>every fire emblem youtuber Well see there's your problem. It's Fire Emblem. Only queers play that series
>>736721747it make sense for some things like how doom or resident evil games gave clear times and people were just playing the game well, but once it got into the retarded >double proxy jump glitchshit, then it becomes gay and retarded. when it's literally just a race to beat RE2 faster than someone else without cheating it's cool
>>736721668>then when he got the world record he broke down in tears and his male voice came outTroons can't hide their manhood whenever they raise their voices, it always comes out as a recognizably male voice.This is why the Wuk Lamat VA wouldn't shout at the infamous SPEEEEN cutscene.
>>736721516>Satisfied with his lead, buttpirate98 would go on a long hiatus. The world record would go uncontested for years. Assmustard and redrocketX would trade second place back and forth, but neither of them could challenge buttpirate's 40.08>But then, just when 40.07 seemed impossible, when no one could successfully pull off the gwimbly bounce consistently, in March 2006... >This happened
>>736723221Bald fat guy played Advance Wars first; its positive, heterosexual influence counteracts the FE baphomism
>ennopp>runnerguy>zfgwhy are zelda runners so based
>>736721668That's the point where I closed the video, but I closed the video, I did catch this shout that gave me a chuckle, the male voice comes outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLAu1Cy9_SQ&t=3224s
>>736723605
>>736721668Imagine if he actually put in>she
>>736721516I just have crap like that running as background noise when I'm browsing 4chan. Pic related bet you didnt know you could do this on android.
>>736724034>Pic related bet you didnt know you could do this on android.no, I knew because my dad found out he could do it on his phone and keeps mentioning it
>>736721516You I guess? I did stop watching him years ago for this very reason.
>>736721747https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>736724034step up your phoneposting game faggot
>>736723605Yea I also watched 30-40m of the 1h+ video and then stopped towards the end not knowing how it ended, wasting 30-40m of my life because of the trannies. I am going insane btw.
>>736724252>wasting 30-40m of my life???Are you retarded? If you didn't enjoy the video up until then why didn't you close it sooner?
SS does well, put together, and digestible docs. Absolutely required watching for anyone interested.
>>736724310the trannies only come later duh I just said it come on
Sorting the comments from Top to Recent has some funny stuff.>>736724310Because it was ok until a troon showed up with the mainly voice? It's uncomfortable.
>>736721516What the fuck are you on about you blithering idiot
>>736724409Yea super uncomfortable, gave me a mad icky feeling and honestly, I wanted to cry. I turned off the computer and sat on the couch just starring at the wall. Why must these trannies ruin everything? Now I will never get that 40m back.
>>736722893>obsessedAnd when you avoid stepping in dog shit, that's obsessive too.Guess you should stand in it to prove how not-obsessed you are.
>>736724503Exactly. I'm glad you understand.
>>736721747Its an unattractive hobby for sure
>>736721516Did you know his name is a reference to an Ashens video?https://youtu.be/kJWoFReY1j0?t=75
>sheI always think about their parents holding them as a baby, their first day of school. If their parents had just kept them off the net/furry porn or fed them right would that same boy be shoving things in his ass alone for pleasure? Dressing up and creating an alternate persona? Lol ok
>>736724779Yea I'm thinking about trannies all the time too. Like how did they end up that way? it really bothers me desu
>>736724503>trannies really have to prop up strawmen to defeat to feel better about themselvesDon't forget to dilate.
>>736721516>>736721802Meanwhile, pure, unfiltered, unrestrained KINO: https://youtu.be/oYmqJl4MoNI?si=XZqpiueZUtDgQoIP
>>736724779>f their parents had just kept them off the net/furry porn or fed them right would that same boy be shoving things in his ass alone for pleasure? Dressing up and creating an alternate persona?Probably, but it's getting harder and harder to do that. They're going to encounter groomers regardless of whether they go online (especially at school)
>and this runner...>was ME
>>736723221>>736723287Lonely autistic kids got one-shot by Tranny grooming, unironically. Not even being cynical, the egg cracking nonsense, the idea that they'll be happier and more popular as a girl and the sense of community they're instantly given. Exact same shit with how "Bronies" absolutely devastated Furry communities for almost a decade. Turns out most people weren't into animals, they only wanted a sense of community, and when Bronies offered that in a more fun, more vibrant way, huge swaths is the Furrydom switched over. Furry communities were a fucking wasteland for years until the Brony stuff died down. Point is, lonely autists are extremely weak to social pressure.
>>736724921That's disgusting man. Behave please.
>>736725094>Not even being cynical, the egg cracking nonsense, the idea that they'll be happier and more popular as a girl and the sense of community they're instantly given.They also get completely immersed in socially acceptable coomerism, which must be addictive after a lifetime having all expressions of sexual interest treated as creepy and inappropriate.
