do you prefer it when night elves are assertive amazons or submissive bimbos?
>>736721562I do
>>736721562Assertive bimbos
why are white haired nelves extra lewd?
>>736721562I really miss when Nelf society was women doing everything and men chilling in the forest. That was so kino.
>>736721562Yeah yeah they're both fine choices whatever floats your boat
turning assertive amazons into submissive bimbos with my penis
>>736721562Both depending on my mood and I will throw a hissy fit if they get it wrong
Assertive amazons that turn submissive in bed.
>>736721562that nelf takes tauren penises in her ive seen it on the internet
>>736722319nelves and tauren are friends
Assertive bimbo on submissive amazon.
>>736722364I don't mean this in a homosexual way, but that's a really nice ass on the tauren and I would love to have one like that. I bet it would make even the crudest wooden chairs feel really comfortable to sit on.
>>736721562both, I love variety
>>736721562>assertive amazons or submissive bimbosTwo sides of the same coin.
>>736721562Why does it have to be one of either extremes? There are so many interesting flavors in-between, why should we be b restricted to just those two?
>>736722459>There are so many interesting flavors in-betweensuch as?
>do you want the purple 7ft gorillagirl wearing nothing but strings and plates, reeking of natural dominance in a society where males are their bitchdruids, oh and she has pointy earsor>woman with pointy ears
what category does office elves fall into?
>>736721562this comic is older than 95% of /v/
>>736723064I just want women with pointy ears.
>>736721562They should be assertive amazons, but open up to be submissive with (You). >>736722456Based.
>>736722238The correct answer
>>736721562I prefer when they don't exist.
That artist drew them with unkempt pubes and pits.
>>736725837(and that's a good thing)
>WoW was released almost a quarter century ago HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEIVE MADE MY MISTAKES
Do you remember how magical it felt to run around ashenvale/teldrassil the first time? The rich colour scheme, the magical music, the nude lv 1 female nelf standing in the starter spot that was obviously just some guy gooning
>>736725837
extremely proud, capable and with a soft spot for human men ie. 99% of anime elves
>>736726501I don't think any nelfers have experienced BHC. That's more of a belf thing
>>736726501Need purple Deedlit
>>736722364>>736722319>flawless, beautiful elf women>mutts immediately imagine them getting fucked by animals
>>736721562I prefer Dark Elves that will rape and kill me.
>>736726974tauren aren't animals
>>736722410I get you bro
in normal gaming terms savage sentinels who are killing machinesin porn bimbo fuckholes for orc cock
>>736726974Tauren are kind, strong, and respectable people who have long been allied to the Night Elves via the Cenarion Circle. They are not 'animals'.
>>736722410women also like nice asses, just not in the same way as men do. Go to the gym and get to the squat rack
>>736723064Seriously, OG nelf women are the fucking goat.
>>736726221that was me sorry.
>>736726858sorry, nelf Piro is the best I can do
>>736721562Assertive Amazons being turned into Assertive Bimbos with fake tits.
>>736727862>OG nelf women are the fucking goat.You've reminded me that we never got to see any female Satyrs until far later and still only in Hearthstone.
>>736726974This, should be orcs instead
>>736726974>muttsI think you meant women>>736722364lmao
>>736726974just wait until you've played Tamer Vale
>>736728101guru is cringe.
>>736728101Guro is based, shame this pic isn't it
>>736728171>>736728369That's ryona tho, dummies
>>736726221The music got tiring because it was a one and half minute loop.
>>736728415That picture feels ominous given the context of the discussion.
>>736728415I wouldn't call it ryona either, the only physical violence is the tauren holding an elf. It's too tame, same reason why I won't call choking ryona
>>736728415The cut head tied to his side goes a bit over ryona tho.
>>736728415that's also cringe and I'm proud that I don't know the difference
>>736728415Post the follow upKerillian deserves the bullying
>>736728587Reminder rhat Night Elvesnsmell like fresh pine trees and morning dew.
>>736728587POV you're about to spend the next 49 hours physically active.
>>736729230I hate elves, AND I hate ratsI can only hope some based dwarf comes along and fires a trollhammer at the lot of them or something
>>736729189>Because Night Elf men spend all their time in the Dream, Night Elf women take it upon themselves to keep the population up>Males of any race who venture too close to Night Elf territory will find themselves ambushed and dragged away deeper into the woods>The Sentinels will then spend days wringing the male dry, keeping him 'active' with alchemical cocktails and Nature-infused compounds>Night Elf genes are wholly dominant, ensuring any child sired is almost entirely a Night Elf with only minor features of the father's race at most>The Sentinels will then dump the drugged, emaciated, and exhausted malr off on tbe edge of their territory, not bothering to ensure his safety beyond that>This all is also part of why the Night Elf men stay within the Dream, since as the great Archdruid Malfurion once said; "Bitches be crazy."
>>736721634this
>>736729230They deserve each other.>>736729329based
>>736729230Great artist
>>736729230>>736730062>We're going to get 40k content from SoboroAbstract feeling
>>736722238no but seriously why is it so hot to see specifically night elves lose to cock?
>>736722364what's wrong with tauren?
>>736727824If a woman tells you she likes your ass you need to get out quick, she will try to finger your ass at some point or another, I'm not saying this from experience of course haha
>>736721562I prefer sucking my Husband's cock.
>>736721562Orc toilets
>skinny as fuck>Grom, a seasoned fighter, praised their combat prowess and you can see an elf fighting an orc in a wow cinematicIt's so dumb, even dumber if you think about the movie orcs who are thicker than a Kodiak
>>736735781the warcraft movie was so absurdly funny for thismuscle and weight difference wise it's as if a 5 year old was fighting a group of adult men and the men were actually struggling a lotfucking hilarious, who can take these comedy movies seriously
>>736735019Nothing, they're nice and have hot friends
>>736735781clearly explained by those orcs drinking demon bloodGrom didn't had demon steroids when he met the night elfsbut after he got demon steroids he killed Cenarius
>>736736053>it's as if a 5 year old was fighting a group of adult men and the men were actually struggling a lotReminderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-0AzH-gD-g
>>736728101>Ancient superhuman warrior can't kill a three year old walking steak.Pornbrains are so retarded, it's not even funny anymore
>>736721562Submissive. Otherwise it's too fat divorced from reality.
>>736736517>80 year old retired boxer would beat up a 15 year old MMA fighter
>>736735019>There must be more to life than sweaty hot night elf sex
>>736736323>orcs get heemed by girls unless they're on the juiceYou see this is a massive ick. This is why nelves prefer tauren men
>>736721562I prefer them dead.
>>736736053Remember that humans in warcraft are not real life humans. They are a fantasy race of gigachads descended from giants and they don't call Varian the niggasplitta for nothing. Humans in WC are huge. Movie made a huge mistake in treating them like real humans
>>736736610Yes
>>736729542>>Night Elf genes are wholly dominant, ensuring any child sired is almost entirely a Night Elf with only minor features of the father's race at mostIt's a little known fact but this quirk of magical genetics actually caused a night elf population boom after the destruction of Teldrassil
>>736737492Elffags are so retarded
>>736721562What do their skin taste like
>>736729542@grok give me a story about a single night elf woman getting isekai'd to modern day new york and managing to spawn an entire population of night elves by herself over time for her to take over the city
>>736726974bro did you just call my tauren buddy an animal? not cool, bro
>>736737646I'm not that anon, you posted a retarded comparison.
>>736738140>I can't refute it so it's retardedElffags are embarassing
>>7367365171300 HP3 heavy armor30 - 36 melee dmgvs275 HP0 armor16 - 18 piercing dmgyeah, right
>>736736610This analogy doesn't work at all since Night elves stay in their physical prime for longer than Tauren live. It's more like an immortal Muhammed Ali vs CM Punk (mma debut).
>>736738302That Tauren is wearing plate, he's not a wc3 tauren.
>>736738357If you want to go that route then fineWho would win>Lightweight champion at their primeor>Heavyweight contenderThe skinny twink loses in both real life and fantasy
>>736738415So he is even stronger? Or not? But then who decides and based on what how strong those characters are on the picture?
>>736736053movie orcs were ogre sized throwing horses when in-game knights rape grunts, it was so stupid and bad
>>736738469imagine a giant tauren warrior holding a night elf sentinel at arms length, by simply placing his hand on her head and refusing to be dislodged. like an adult bullying a small child.
>>736738573it's now into WoW territory and becomes a mess. PC Tauren warrior in plate solos any number of wandering npc nelves. 3 PC Nelf Hunters absolutely shred 1 tauren of any kind.Lore 3 nelf sentinels pin cushion 1 lone tauren before he gets a chance to close. lorewise 1v1 in close quarters tauren should take, he's physically the most powerful of the PC races, though night elves are superhumanly quick and strong, fighting in familiar territory and with the benefit of being able to go invisible on a whim. Comes down to which one is dumber
>>736722410it would also make my face feel really comfortable to sit on
I prefer assertive bimbos and submissive amazons
>>736737137I have to wonder if it would have been better just to animate the Humans as well. Maybe just get some of those motion capture suits.
