Why's this game so fucking based?>with the sole exception of bisexual game, it features every single flavor of normal and alphabet people (even transgender people of both genders, and non-binary people thanks to the crossover character TOMCAT)
There’s a reason why Anita was a strong supporter of this slop. The devs subscribe to (((her type of beliefs))).
>>736732169Granting for the sake of argument that these people's delusions aren't totally retarded, "bi" and "pan" characters cannot coexist, this is just word salad bullshit. Btw, if the only thing keeping you from killing yourself is that a cartoon character is labeled a tranny, then you're skating on thin ice and need to get your shit together.
>>736732169Thanks for the heads up, I was considering checking it out at some point, now I know not to. Looks like Maduro missed a few.
>>736732169>based
>>736732362Did she even say something about this specific game? At least Christopher Ortiz and Fernando Damas are evidently based enough to know that male bisexuality isn't real, as much as they want to pretend to be woke.>>736732715See above. They know that male bisexuality isn't real, unlike the AAA industry.
>>736732169I forgot most of the game, I only remember wanting to fuck the cat ojousama
>>736732169>the themes of cyberpunk are progressive and acceptingI'm starting to understand why the world is rapidly becoming such an awful place
>>736733295No wonder trannies want to kill themselves, they're always under cognitive dissonanceCyberpunk is late stage capitalism where everything is a product and transhumanism is a means to sell you more goods Deep down the trannies themselves know they're just a product so cosmetic surgeons can make infinite money off of them
>Fernando>non-binaryFor fuck's sake, he's (yes, he) not even a theymab like Yuri Stern is.>A non-binary person who was assigned male at birth, often one that does not change their physical appearance.Damas still uses he/him pronouns.
>>736733052Fair enough.
>embrace impulsive consumerism or become mentally incapable focusing at work and become homelessThis was a weird game mechanic. All because Jill is apparently incapable of saying, "I got distracted by our conversation, what was your drink order, again?"
>>736734456Explain to someone who hasn't played the game yet, but was thinking of. (I don't mind spoilers.)
>>736734456It kind of drives home the point that Jill has nothing going on in her life. She could be spending time out of work with her coworkers or people she meets at work, instead she impulse buys garbage, shitposts on not-/v/, drinks and has imaginary conversations with her cat.
>>736734701NTA. Once a client orders a drink, at all times Jill manages to remember what they've asked for. If she's not focused, she instead will something along the lines of "What did they even order?".>If you are focused, the drink order is said again by jill (usually with a joke) If you are distracted then she says somethign off topic. If you are terrible with memory like I am this will make the game way harder. https://steamcommunity.com/app/447530/discussions/0/152393186480597258/#c152393186486627241
>>736735943Oh I see, thank you. Rampant consumerism is pretty capitalistic which cyberpunk is supposed to be a commentary on, so it kinda fits I guess.
>this officially endorsed book about the game sells the game as a bisexual booze-em-up>even though bisexual characters are not a majority of the cast>even though despite the variety of the cast (including characters only mentioned, but never seen) covering almost all sexuality groups (including transgender and non-binary individuals) there are zilch bisexual menBased chuds.
>>736734701Sure. The game is divided between the main segments where Jill works at the bar and talks to customers, and interludes where she hangs out at home and handles expenses. Obviously she makes money at work, which is dependent on her performance.While off work she often gets an impulse to buy something (like a CD or stuffed animal or whatever). If you buy it, Jill will feel content and be able to focus at work, which translates to recalling the customer's specific drink order (the point where the customer orders and the point where you can prepare the drink is often separated by minutes of conversation, and sometimes customers make vague rambling requests as well). If Jill is unfocused, the drink order summary is replaced by some irrelevant inner monologue. As stated, Jill cannot just ask for the order again.You can play through it if your own memory is good enough, but if Jill makes mistakes, she makes significantly less money, and since she has to pay apartment rent constantly it's possible to fall behind and get evicted, which leads to a bad ending.All because you didn't let her buy some unnecessary junk for the hell of it.
i want to cum all over jills legs
>>736732169Worst vn I've ever played in my life.t. yurifag
>>736732169A decent VN I've played in my lifeYuritroons need to hang
>>736732169I did like it.Didn't expect much from a bartender simulator.Waiting to see the sequel, but I fear the art not being pixel art. I like the pixel art.
>>736741694>Waiting to see the sequel
i draw the line at the characters being ugly purpose, as long as they are feminine/androgynous i would fuck them therefore i like the game
>>736732169Key point: "it's done in a natural way." Something like 2064: Read Only Memories is significantly less engaging and memorable despite being thematically quite similar since the woke shit is practically forced down your throat and the story as a whole is forgettable at best.
>>736732169They're correct, transexuality is cyberpunk.>>736732749>suddenly based if its a man
>>736742308It's based because the devs are chuds.It's that shrimple.
>>736742341"transexuality" is a textbook definition of a delusion which is a mental illness
>>736742148I haven't checked on it for a while, but given the nature of indy game I guess shit happened and it's in development hell.https://store.steampowered.com/app/914210/N1RV_AnnA_Cyberpunk_Bartender_Action/
>>736732169Would have bought it if it had a pedophile. A loli. A corpse fucker and an animal fucker with his friend that loves to get off to insects on his cock.
Funny thing, I was looking for a cyberpunk game where you repair cyborg and ended up finding a different game on the topichttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3473430/All_Our_Broken_Parts/
>>736732762>male bisexuality isn't realBut I've met male bisexuals IRL.
>>736732169And yet it means nothing since Dorothy still explicitly is a pandering representation to CP and in-universe this is treated with a shrug at best. She's the best dogwhistle to expose how these people just want to be child molesters.
>>736743035Isn't this just Dialogue (Michelle best girl)
>>736743051No, you didn't. Male bisexuality, and both Fernando Damas and Christopher Ortiz know it, G*d bless their hearts!
If you want story rich cyberpunk adventure, be sure to try Cloudpunk.The driving isn't honestly that impressive, but driving and walking in FIRST PERSON is really immersive. It can also be played in VR I'm told.And the DLC top it off by finishing every mystery remaining.
>>736743051who you met were faggots in denial
I thought this game was made by someone at /agdg/? What the fuck is with this woke shit?
>>736732169>First of all, [headcanon]yeah sure thing champ
>>736732169The points being made about cyberpunk here are completely correct. Trannies are living that shit out in real time.
>>736743532All of that is true, tho. Except maybe Betty being bicurious, no idea where that came from.
>>736742964>https://va11halla.fandom.com/wiki/Dorothy_Haze>Age: 13 (physical appearance) 24 (mental age)
>>736743353Was I just imagining them kissing? Were they doing it just for the hope of getting into fujoshis pants? Are all the tales I hear of them hooking up on Grindr in 5 minutes after spending all day on Tinder and Hinge fruitlessly chasing girls just made up for fujoshi titillation?
>>736742341Cyberpunk is defined to be ultra-degenerate, abetted by the corpos that feed into it, which creates the dystopic cycle of corporations becoming stronger than nation-states themselves in a political level and an individual's identity becoming more commoditized via hyperrealist fantasies that barely or even no longer resemble regular humans.
>>736743353>Male bisexualityIsn't real.
>>736743836They are either gay, or confused straights.More likely the former. This is why is refreshing to see people like Ortiz and Damas not trying to entertain such delusions like "male bisexuality exists."
>>736743353Whether male bisexuality is real or not depends heavily on whether you count trannies as male or female.Or for that matter, whether you count 2D. If traps are gay and you solely go by whether the person has a dick, regardless of what the face looks like, then there are a lot of guys who are bi.If you only count men who are into manly men, things are different.
>>736743836see: >>736743450. also why do you pal around with sodomites lmao loser
>>736742892I don't know how to break this to you brah, but it's not coming out in the next 5 years at least, maybe 10.When SIGNALIS was released, the developers realized they actually wanted to make a game like that so they threw everything aside, and completely pivoted to making this instead.https://store.steampowered.com/app/3014650/45_PARABELLUM_BLOODHOUND__Cyberpunk_Active_Time_Action/And Nirvana is put on indefinite hold, they even made a blog post about it.
What's the over/under on .45 Parabellum Bloodhound being filled with this slop?
>>736743348>DialogueYes but in L337 sp33ch which true to its origin, made it very hard to find.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4270390/D1ALogue/I'm almost angered the tag system of Steam wasn't enough to find it, but turn out it was right in my face but I didn't recognize the graphic.https://store.steampowered.com/search?tags=4115%2C1664%2C492&supportedlang=english&ndl=1
>>736743975>depends heavily on whether you count tranniestrannies are just males playing dressup pseud. of course lusting after them is faggotry
>>736743975AMAB + AMAB = Gay.
>>736743975Most of guys who would fuck trannies and would call themselves bi because they like the idea of a woman with cock and balls. To them, the male sexual organs are a PLUS rather than something of a hanger-on in pursuit in having sex with the feminine. Either for variety or a sense of mutual understanding (due to having a penis, men have an instinctive understanding of its feeling of arousal) who knows. The next level to this is moving on from the feminine form and just having sex with dudes that are androgynous. Then twinks. Then just regular dudes.
>>736744063>>736744121Then male bisexuality exists because tranny chasers seem to otherwise fuck women and not be into non-tranny men.
>>736744038None. The dev has posted that he hates the kind of fan communities that function as woke breeding grounds.
>>736744234>sodomites will fuck a non-feces-filled hole if the situation presents itselfa broken clock is right twice a day. at the end of the day they're still faggots and have forfeit their humanity
>>736744010Because like any good fujo I like watching boys get it on with each otherand then take the cutest one back with me to finish it off
>>736744012Thanks for telling me. Don't hesitate, I wasn't that much invested in it.>https://store.steampowered.com/app/3014650/45_PARABELLUM_BLOODHOUND__Cyberpunk_Active_Time_Action/Well, at least we cannot accuse them of milking an idea over and over.Not my kind of game but I could understand the visual appeal.
>>736744303How so? Vallhalla is the most woke shit ever.
>>736738532I agree, though maybe it's just my pantyhose fetish talking. It's a shame she spends most of the game off-screen, and in low-detail sprite form mostly when she does appear.
>>736743720Nobody expect the dorothinquisition!Her full story was impressive if I remember.She was raised with a girl who died of a futuristic disease actually said girl sort became a nano-powered ghostShe has a creepy client who always pay her (prostitution) to play "daughter" for Mega-christmass if I got it right, he is essentially her real father divorced and thus is offering her real present.also a reminder that in >>736742892 pic, Dorothy has hidden gun in her finger.
You wouldn't hack Dorothy right?
>>736744641Maybe if your scale is just a yes-or-no binary. I wouldn't say it has ZERO woke elements, but claiming it's "the most woke shit ever" is beyond acceptable hyperbole.
>>736745012>creepy clientDon't talk about my man Ingram like that!
It is surprising that game has quality fanart
>>736744641You misread the post. The dev caught flak for calling out these kind of communities so extrapolating from that, he isn't gonna fill his game with this "slop". And there's also some kind of weird local effort into trying to co-opt his game by the woke crowd, despite the author's wishes, but that's still in its zygote stage so there's no telling how it will manifest.
>>736745353Stella sex
>>736744234No, it doesn't. It's comphet. It's great to know Damas and Ortiz agree with me.
>>736745449what
>>736745380That makes sense, thanks
>>736745507the sex with jill must be insane
>>736745380The fact that this shit is even an issue at all for the guy is evidence enough to me that there's the potential for it to be shit. Why even engage?
>>736745568>you will never have jill laugh uncontrollably when you whip your dick out in front of herwhy even live...
>we're super progressive you guyz>huh? Spanish translation? Nah, fuck 'em beaners
>>736745480>Compulsory heterosexuality, often shortened to comphet, is the theory that heterosexuality is assumed and enforced upon people by a patriarchal, allonormative, and heteronormative society.As Christopher Ortiz and Fernando Damas know, male bisexuality doesn't exist.Men are either gay or straight, women can be more fluid. As it is seen in their hit game.
>>736745684>paying x amount of money just so the like 5 spaniards who speak not a lick of english will pirate the game or buy it for 10 dollars on salenot my problem
>>736745650she only laughs to prep her throat for an intense session of facefucking.
>>736745684They don't know Spanish, reason why they can't assert the quality of the translation, just like Toby Fox.
>>736745771Are you retarded? The devs are from Venezuela
>>736745054I would insert malicious code in her.
>>736732169who cares, this fringe ideology lost even in its own country
>>736745850Don't they speak Portuguese over there?
>>736746253the official language of Venezuela is Spanish
>>736745054Sudo touch child
>>736746253are you mutterican? or what other country has this quality of education
>>736745210>Don't talk about my man Ingram like that!Reading the wiki it turn out I remembered what happened wrong in >>736745012But your man is a creepy murderer. The acceptable kind tho.
>>736734753>It kind of drives home the point that Jill has nothing going on in her life. She could be spending time out of work with her coworkers or people she meets at work, instead she impulse buys garbage, shitposts on not-/v/, drinks and has imaginary conversations with her cat.No wonder why I like her so much, AGP be damned
>>736736739>including characters only mentioned, but never seenIsn't the blonde titty hacker sad that her sister is trans now?
>>736746815>only mentioned
>>736742670>It's based because the devs are chuds.Isn't the main dev a tranny now?
>>736746139They're chvds that:1. Know male bisexuality isn't real.2. Know socialism didn't work.3. Moved to:3a. Japan, a country that elected Ms. Chud as prime minister and massacred gooks and chinks.3b. Argentina, a country that elected a Trump/Musk stan, and that massacred her entire black population.
>>736746920>>736733595Anyway, even he knows men are either gay or straight, something most people seem to have forgotten.
Jill sexo
>>736747257I wish I looked like Jill
>>736734753I guess she's literally me then.
>>736747421If you looked like Jill I'd have sex with you
>>736745353>competition swimsuitPatrician taste>>736747421Looking like a tsundere goddess made manifest is hard work.
>>736747995>Looking like a tsundere goddess made manifest is hard work.I'd put in the work if I could, but unfortunately I can't since I'm male
Cyberpunk is intrinsically subversive and about the result of a reckless search for hedonism.
>>736748149
>>736748149>ANNO MutationemI want to like this game because of the artstyle, but I've played the demo and I find the DEMO's combat gameplay unbearably rigid.
>>736748149This ugly bastard is literally me if I COULD live alone, except that I'd not be fat while crossdressing.
>game about mixing drinks with synthwave music>it's actually about sexuality and shitGood thing my experience with this was entirely the GFL crossover event where none of this garbage was a thing.
>>736732169>game about bitches and whores is wokeWow, shocking!Said literally noone.
>>736747064not reading your retarded dross
>>736749783>cope, cope, and more copeEvery single thing listed there it's true.They could've moved to Cuba, Vietnam or even China.Yet, they did not. Because they know socialism is useless.>>736748957It is not, tho. They're the only devs in the industry that know male bisexuality isn't real.
>>736732169What he doesn't get is that transhumanism is dystopian.
>>736732762>male bisexuality isn't realI know a dude who is gay (uses Grindr etc.) who still had more pussy than half of /v/ combined.
>>736751548at least half of /v/ are virgins so that's not saying much
>>736751548>a dude who is gayThank you for proving me (and Damas and Ortiz) right, anon.
>>736748339Same, visually it looks so cool but every anon I've seen that talks about says the gameplay is incredibly mediocre. I still wanna get it maybe when its on sale when its under $10 though
>>736732169>indie dev>seemingly normal>game becomes a success>immediately turn into a troon chasing homoWhy does this phenomenon happen so often?
>>736752190Neither Damas nor Ortiz are into men, tho?
>>736752190>Why does this phenomenon happen so often?Because they live on the internet, I want to be a girl too but I don't want to be a troon, I'm not that mentally ill
>>736751419>transhumanism is dystopian....except for the thousand cases where it's the justification of why MC live in eternal youth, healing injuries that are deadly todays, regenerating limbs, controlling entire spaceship with your mind, and remain alive when the next upgrade is available.Still a bad idea to let Musk install brain-implant with mandatory advertising for non-subscriber, sending your thoughts to his datacenter to improve the technology.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFe9wiDfb0E
>>736751940Glad to see I'm not the only one triggered by that sort of thing.I wouldn't mind a bad gameplay (if simple) so long as the story is good. I'm into narrative game after all. But if it's frustrating it just kill the buzz.I've got other dysopian Sci-fi game on my wishlist that I'm not indulging in, yet.https://store.steampowered.com/app/1610440/Minds_Beneath_Us/https://store.steampowered.com/app/612400/The_Last_Night/https://store.steampowered.com/app/437630/State_of_Mind/https://store.steampowered.com/app/794540/Neo_Cab/https://store.steampowered.com/app/1578650/Citizen_Sleeper/
Damas, Ortiz and Rand be like:>be born in the land of socialist revolution>become chuddy mcchudWhy is it so common?
>>736745210Bitches and alcohol.
>>736732169A tranny in the first Discord Server I went to shilled this game on me because I brought up Hotel Dusk. This game is an insult to Hotel Dusk, even if the tranny developer clearly based it off it.
>>736745353Sei > *Kira*Miki > Dorothy > Dana > Jill > Stella > Alma > NicoleYou forgot Streaming-chan's name, didn't you?
I want a bartender wife so bad bros...
Need Dorothy in real life
When did sexual preference become the exclusive factors of identity and characterization?
>>736755545the exact same moment id-pol shit was declared the sole defining character trait. funnily enough, timelinewise, it coincides with the time eites started to shit their pants about occupy wallstreet too, strange huh?
>>736756173Affirmative action was a thing since Nixon.
>remember when VA-11 Hall-A was praised relentlessly on /v/>now it's le cringe troon propaganda according to third world brownsI hate culture war newfags so fucking much. I would be able to understand them if they were white, but most of the time they're some fucking shitskinned favela monkeys.
>>736756431It's based because it refuses to acknowldge male bisexuality is real.
>>736755362I want to be a bartender wife so bad...
>>736756501Why is it not real?
>>736756905>>736745708>Men are either gay or straight, women can be more fluid. As it is seen in their hit game.
>>736732169The only reason this game is remembered at all is because their composer was god tier, idk why he hasn't made more stuff, there's that one vaporware game he's helping on.
>>736732169Notice how none of the characters in the game open up their dialogue with "BTW did you know I'm gay?" and also most of them aren't ugly as fuck.
>>736757016>women can be more fluid.Why? I don't even consider lesbian "sex" as real sex
>>736757125Thus, a chud game.
>>736757125This is probably what the writing in that Coffee talk game looks like, the characters look like weirdos from San Francisco
>>736732169>transmascasaaaand dropped
>>736757770Bernardo never appears on screen.Their """""wokeness""""" is completely performative.Way more so than EA & Naughty Dog's.
>>736757923What's wrong with trans people?
>>736757706I'm glad the sequel to this is never coming out because I'm certain it would be full of shit like that.Also the different characters using different art styles was retarded.
>>736732169Do you think these people realize that they are on the wrong side of history and their time is rapidly running out as more and more normal people are starting to realize how fucked up their little cult is?
>>736758095Who knows. Maybe one day we can find out and fix it so they'll stop mutilating themselves for attention.
>>736758289>I'm certain it would be full of shit like that.Nirvana or whatever does kinda seem to stray to that woke look, it's not even pixelated either
>>736758440>Do you think these people realize that they are on the wrong side of history and their time is rapidly running out as more and more normal people are starting to realize how fucked up their little cult is?Yup, MAGA is going down the drain very soon
>>736758548Looks like you do realize it, deep down. Otherwise you wouldn't lash out like that.
>>736758095Dunno, and I don't care. Anyway, the fact that even transgender people of both genders managed to at least get mentions while bisexual men got absolutely nothing really shows how both Fernando Damas and Christopher Ortiz think male bisexuality is such an oxymoron.
This game reminds me of YIIK, somehow. Which is weird, because they're not remotely similar. VA-11 Hall-A is good, for starters.
>>736758696>shows how both Fernando Damas and Christopher Ortiz think male bisexuality is such an oxymoron.Why do you keep repeating this the whole thread
I'm trans and I just wish we didn't have to fight about all this stupid shit so much.I like hot sexy women like the rest of you guys. I'm not different outside of the fact my penis is only 2 inchesStop the brother wars
>>736759093It reminds me of Bushiden because it has the same composer and it's vaporware Also, Sex with Dorothy
>>736759173Because:1. It's true.2. It's awesome.
>>736759321if only there were more like you
>>736759417So you're gay?
>>736759321Based 4chan tranny
>>736734753Our girl
>>736759683I'd be such a slut if I was Jill...
>>736759591>>736759474That being said, Vallhalla is a great game. First one I ever pirated and got me into pc gaming as a whole.It has such a good atmosphere. No other game has made me feel the same since. I'll always cherish it, and I've always been iffy on Nirvanas art style but when it does ever release, I hope it's just as good.
>>736732169Why do troids always have to do this shit?Now even if their new game comes out I'll just pirate it lol. I enjoyed the vaporwave aesthetics of the game and could ignore the fag-shit but just constantly being berated isn't fun.
>>736743962How are your meds anon?
>>736759321All troons need to hang, but you can go last.
>>736760525i wish you stupid newfags would stop making these concern trolling posts here because it's not reaching the actual audience
>>736760598Damas and Ortiz agree with me, tho.
>>736744407Why are there wimmenz on my lolicon website?>>736760678>Newfag>Implying>>736760706Whom'stve?
>>736760758posting a newfag meme doesn't make you not one also yes stop posting like a blogposting nigger nobody cares
>>736760793Not an argument.I accept your concession. You may go back to schizo'ing out.
>>736760758>Whom'stve?The writer/programmer and artist of the game, respectively. Fernando Damas, and Christopher Ortiz.
>>736760738Was Jill not a lolicon or did she simply not want sex without love?
>>736760870They should stick to making games, instead of pontificating from a 3rd world country.
>>736760927Hmmm... sweety... the writer/programmer now lives in Japen.
>>736760875she wasnt a fan of synthetic pussy, only free range for her
>>736760858kill yourself retard go back to whatever site you came from
>>736732169Well I'm glad I never bought this!
>>736745353>Barely half a head taller than the 10-13 year old looking robotWomanlets like Jill should be forced to wear JC swimsuits as a form of humiliation and because it's hot.
>>736760875>>736761036Jill wanted to smash Alma so it's possible she prefers curvy women. But more to the point Jill is terrible at finding love so even asking a prostitute for sex is probably too hard for her, much less Dorothy who she considers a friend.
Thanks for reminding me I need to make my mod that removes the woke shit from this game. You can change all the text super easy and change who appears in the files so it'll just take time. Shouldn't be too hard. Will make Jill's gf her sister and stuff like that. Remove the poc. Remove the dog. Shit like that.
>>736746920I've heard this a lot but never seen it confirmed.
>>736748149Aren't idol dance routines extremely physically intensive? Shouldn't that guy be a bit more lean if he's constantly putting out concerts and stuff?Also why even wear the dress if he's just getting his motion data scanned.I get the feeling that the writers just wanted to shock the player as much as they could instead of doing something genuine.
>>736759093They are both mentioned in each other's games.
>>736763929But it's a based game! One where male bisexuality is correctly inexistent (because it is not real) and the creators are chuds who think that and live in far-right countries.
>>736764103They say because he says he's non-binary, but still uses he/him pronouns.
