How long is this shit gonna take to release? Revealed last year in March and all they got to show since then is another playable character.
What kind of game is it
>>736735431Looks AI genned if I'm being frfr no cippity-cap
>>736735518Show me literally anything cel-shaded that was gen'd by ai
>>736735431Looks great. Gameplay looks fun. Especially the combat. Sexy sluts. High heels. Lots of thighs. Big tits. I'm looking forward to it. Yes I am a coomer.
>>736735931don't forget jiggle physics
>>736735473Hack n Slash like Devil May Cry and Bayonetta but also apparently a rogue-like.
I also can't tell if it's gonna be a porn game or not as seen in the dev's Discord, they post their characters nude with nips and having sex with the "Prince" but no penis shown despite the acts.
>>736735473rogue like deck builder
>>736736589>they post their characters nude with nips and having sex with the "Prince" but no penis shown despite the acts.based dev
>>736736589Some pics of it through Catbox, can't tell if actually a porn game or just an ecchi game crossing that thin line into porn territory. https://files.catbox.moe/uoneq8.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/kh4zlu.movhttps://files.catbox.moe/izt6r6.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/21m71f.mp4
>>736736619>deck builder
>>736736589>tags >3D Game, 3DCG, Female Protagonist, Big Tits, Big Ass, Combat, Fantasy, No Sexual Content, Parody
>>736736756seems like they realized they can make way more money peddling porn on Patreon than they ever would releasing a mediocre game on Steam
>>736736619>11k a monthWhat the fuck am I doing with my life
>>736736756Last link isn't working for some reason
>>736736817>No Sexual ContentSo basically crossing that thin line
So how long is it actually gonna take to release? 2027?
>>736737361Seeing the patreon bucks I am going to wager "never ever"
>>736736619People will pay for anything. I literally should quit my job and learn coding and make my own slop. All I need is waifu bait
>>736737557What other Patreon scams were there besides Star Citizen and Subverse?
>>736736619>Deckbuilding>Squad system shit so the male self-insert will be the player character and the girls will be summons>Dating sim shit so the game will have a fuckton of dead time and visual nivel segmentsDropped the fuck out Shame; I was looking forward to another DMC clone.
>>736738682Summertime saga, a ton of porn "games" actually.
>woman with extremely long hairMust resist...
>>736738812>Deckbuilding and Rogue likeHow does this work? Are certain moves not available to me or some shit in a run?
>>736739347A hooker I used to hire once told me that one of his customers paid ger simply to wave her long black hair on his face. That the guy told her how the hair is a wonan's hottest part.
>>736735431This series really took a turn.
>>736739629He's right.
its patreon slop, they syphon money and never release shit.
>>736739427Have you ever played Slay the Spire?
>>736738682Most porn games
>>736739762No
>>736736619>start working on a gooner game>open crowdfunding campaign >keep the project in a perpetual state of "nearly finished" and "just 6 months away from release" Real life money glitch holy shit
>>736736756I wonder if they have the balls to actually do minigirl porn with the fairy
>>736740209>>736737654You don't even need to make it sex-related; just look at Star Citizen.
>>736735931>gif>sucking ass>licking ass>biting ass>sniffing ass>digesting ass>eating asswhy are you people like this
>>736739629>A hooker I used to hire once told me that one of his customers>his
>>736738682Operation Lovecraft.
>>736736940Anon, thats for a team of 10 people with a ceo on top. The $11k is just 39k pln.The average game dev salary in Poland is 15k pln a month.Surely you are doing better then $1k a month usd before taxes.
>>736741692>a team of 10 people with a ceo on topproof? I figure there would be an actual game if there were actually people working on it
>>736741856>proofHave you tried their website perhaps there will be information there?
>>736736818Bah, they have a goldmine but lack the VISION for it. A gacha game with porn elements about fairytales is a a holy grail of bucks. The evil stepmothers alone make the game worth it, heck, just their porn makes them get cash, REAL cash out of it. But like any other coomer game, it will never be finished or made. It's a scam, a constant leech of money. A shame.
>>736742342>Diogenes>Gre(z)gor(z)
>>736735431looks like ai slop ngl, did we already get into the age where you can't differentiate between slop and not slop?
>>736735431>>736736589Remember this fairy tale comic was controversial? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Girls_(graphic_novel)
>>736735431They post fairly regularly on Twitter, but it's mostly beauty shots and thirst traps of the MC.
>>736742578I'm sure her real job is much more noteworthy.
>>736735431I know it most likely isn't AI but it looks heavily like it
>>736736619>darkly>comedic>character action>hack and slash>deckbuilding>dating-sim>squad builderI'm all for this visual design, but holy fuck does this sound like a mess that will never work in executionHalf of it will be cut or reduced to next to nothingWhat will remain will be undercooked and generic and alright in visual appeal only, all because the devs were retards and already wasted money and time on features that they then cut apart because they did not pan out well
>>736739629>long black hairYeah that guy was right.
>>736736619>dating sim elements if there is not at least 3 sex positions im passing
it's crazy how fast >>736735431 gets your dick up only for >>736736619 to make you go flaccid right after
>>736743967>>736736806i think the deck building is just for progression and power ups the general gameplay is hack n slash
>>736744030That'd be like calling Hades or Vampire Survivors deck builders
>>736744030If I'm getting some RNG faggot shit I'm not playing this.
>>736736589>>736735431The wolf girl mogs snow white to be honest with you
>$10 says the Prince gets massive backlash.
Seems like the devs are decent. Previous games have ok reviews, however its a literal children's game. Wild to go from thishttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1442670/Hamster_Playground/To goon bait
here is gameplay https://x.com/SwordsSlippers/status/2042292337057910907
>>736745136>this is what 2 years of hard work and dedication will get youlol.lmao.
>>736745136
>>736745443Looks better than the unreal asset flip that took a decade they were replying to
>>736745443considering this is an east euro devthats quite a lot. these fkers have the work ethic of blacks
>>736745080I'll take a swords n slippers playground game that is that reskinned with swords n slippers girls.
>>736738812jfc that sounds like shit, I thought it was just playing as one of the three girls and smashing some fairy tale creatures or whatever.
>>736745080>Has a Zombie dating VN will Millenial/Tumblr art styleHow do you go from that to this?
>>736745136>You swap them out like Punishing Gray Raven, ZZZ, etcOh fuck that
>>736745443>redditspacing faggot thinks he could even get close to having done something like that in two yearslol.lmao.rumao even.
>>736745493Hope they cut out the prince and make him a faceless protagonist.
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>>736735518I fucking WISH an AI could put out stuff like this on command.
>>736746459The dev team is.... versatile to say the least
