This is the most popular westoid "waifu" from the last 10 years.Sad!!
>>736740356Ugly faceUglier writing
>>736740470>mfw
Her canon pubes are powerful.
>>736740356Karlach's the popular one from bg3 though. Most popular in general would be some overwatch slut
its kinda lame you only get lvl12 in the game
Why is everyone in this game so ugly? So westoids can self-insert more easily?
>>736740356A 50 year old ugly hag?
>>736740356Sera from DA:inquisition? Wasn't that from 12 years ago? In 2014?
>>736741220she's 44 and a half elf not a hag. hags are feys
>>736740960>Karlach's the popular one from bg3 though.Shart mogged literally everyone. Though i wonder what the stats would look like if people knew about her cuckery ahead of time.
>>736740960Fuck no. Shart is number one. It's not even close.
>>736741164To make the game more appealing to women. It worked.
>>736741164It's a westacuck game. Mod it with Chinese/Korean mods.
>>736741387Nobody cares about it especially since it's optional. There are worse examples of cuckshit in crpgs and the characters are still popular, anyway
>>736741874>it's optionalShe's a blown out whore by default.
>>736740356Yeah because Larian ARE FAGGOTS and didn't let you romance the best waifu.
A pure virgin tradwife that makes you wait for sex until act 3
>>736741985But she still won't fuck anyone else unless you invite her to do so, which is what I'm talking about
>>736742071It's western spite. Like with Cyberpunk 2077. Satan can only imagine the level of degeneracy and cuckoldry they're preparing for Divinity 3.
>>736740356>popularWhere? Amongst low effort bait posts?
>>736742260>Where?Here >>736741393
>>736742071She was a bit much. Even if we took away the evil, she'd still be unpleasant at a party.
>>736742359
>>736740356Laezel is better
>>736742372I can fix her.
>>736742442
>>736741985bruh you literally have to initiate that shit by yourselfand considering that she has massive abandonment issues it's not wonder that she'll do anything you ask of her...her "cucking" you it's 100% your own fault but your suggestion btw wanna see a magic trick anon?
>>736740356you took this screenshot while she was in the middle of making a face.why do people do this?
>>736742952>bruh you literally have to initiate that shit by yourselfshe will literally flirt with another companion in front of you as if you aren't even there. Also the fact that she's ecstatic about the idea of orgies and gangbangs involving whores should be enough of a red flag to not want to touch her with a 10 foot pole.
>>736742071virgin incels complain about games being burkafests all day long these days but they never notice how the pit game is unreal.
>gets mogged by random npc from eastern dev made sandbox slopwestoid devs are a bunch of hacks
>>736740356wrong picture, sorry
>>736743238so female pepe, red devilgirl or crusty drow are the only good option?
>>736740356why are looksfags this butthurt?
>>736740356actually, it's the frog
>>736743467they're certainly better than shadowhore, yes.
>>736740356honestly grim but there is no other western aaa game that came out recently that has a cute girl in it
>>736743383Casual Korean supremacy.
>>736743619Naoe is cute but the world is not ready for that conversation.
>>736743579people lewding a g*th for the first time in 40 years was pretty interesting to see.
>>736740838WE (yes you too twin) all love NTR here
>>736740356I don't care about the cuckshit but her romance compared to the frog is...not great desu.
>>736740356You can her shoes off whenever you want
>>736740356Please do not bully my wife Shadowheart
>>736740470Bruh I played the game at launch and got to act 3 where it was just so unfinished. This shit deadass makes me not to finish the game. Fuck these self inserting cucks.
>>736744828That's all it takes for footfags huh
>>736740356Nope. Thankfully she is
>>736744904It is what it is.
>>736745067She is from a japanese game retard
>>736745067That's a Japanese game you valor stealing westamutt.
>>736740838this image makes me grin every time
>>736740356What's the better route for her?Heal the curse but kill her parents?Or keep the curse but keep her parents alive?
>>736745175>>736745203Maybe japs should stick to making their own ugly women as characters. Kinda creepy to make most anime characters white. Oh wait no one would like them then
>>736740356>'''westoid'''Really shouldn't use that antiwhite slur anon.
>>736745129Funny enough, that guy wrote lae'zel and wyll, and they're 2 of the most monogamous companions. john corcoran (shart and halsin's writer) just couldn't keep it in his pants.
Incel seethe
>>736742071she literally an inbred retard
>>736745231she's much happier on her save parents route, there's even some suggestion her hand wound is weakening in that route.
>>736745285>AYYYOOO WE WUZ JAPPO GAYMSURaped idpol mutt lol
>>736745348
>take a pic of a woman making a face showing great disgust >"lol shes ugly!"What compels chuds to do this and do they think they're superior somehow by playing dumb
For me, it's human Mizora.
>>736746635Felicia Day looking ass
>>736746635we were robbedalso holy fuck I did not realize she's Lohse
>>736740356It's simple, we eat the selunites
>>736745607Dr. TENMA. An asian cartoon character. You will never be Japanese btw
Name an actually good western waifu. I know they exist, I just need help jogging my memory.
>>736740356
>>736746635Real best girl is Lakrissa
ENTER
>>736747405hairy....
>>736747341Shadowheart
>>736740356Says who lol? She isn't even the most popular character in her game. Astarion is far more popular just from female audience alone.
>>736747526>hog ring>brown
>>736747341Aerie, Tali'Zorah, Cassandra
This is how a real woman looks like. Anything to say chuds?
>>736747606Did you zoom in...?
>>736743304>burkafests
>>736748235
>>736748235Shadowchudthicccheart
>>736740356Shart is genuinely hideous to me
>>736740356This is a witch waifu from a western game>b-b-but e-easter d-developWestern game.
>>736747484>not leaving 10 gold on her corpse
>>736741387You realize all data about this game is faked, right?
>>736747484so I'm not the only one
>>736748361Take that back!
>>736748425I'd rather leave ten gold on her tits after hand holding and kissing
shadowAss
>>736740356>mainstream audience has mediocre taste and likes the most basic bitchesWhat a surprise...
>modern cRPG>genuine cuck fetish contentSeriously, what's up with that?
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-tCtb2EoZE
here's that woke game I was telling you about!
>>736748713Are those pubes piking out?
>>736748713Disgusting. What is this shit?
>>736740356It's sad that even when the west tries to make a female character conventionally attractive, the female character still looks like shit compared to the kind of babes you see in Japanese, Korean and Chinese games.
>>736748713>the game has ugly women in it so it's not woke
>>736748805
>>736748713>boring body types galoreyep, woke as fuckwhere are the thicc bitches?i want some big ass tittiesnot fat is not good enough
>>736748942>"I will trust my own judgement">doesn't even fuckin know she is>in fact is completely wrong about everythingLae'zel in unironically a better character. They have similar paths (bast shit crazy cult, "big" reveal that their patron is a huge cunt...) but Lae'zel feels more natural, and she is not the fuckin devs' little princess
>>736748713Show the vanilla breast slider. Also I am sure the game says "Female body" and "Male body" and that there is no third option of sex.
I could fix her
>>736748949>ugly women
my viper is ready to strike
Personally, I prefer Minthara.
>>736749349I hate those fuckin ears so much
>>736743832The only reason for that is the blacked relationship, western cucks wouldn't dare making her ugly since she is a coalburner for fear of being raciss for not acknowledging that their black kings couldn't pull the hottest of women
>>736749461Minthara is simply more interesting and better written
>>736747173JD Vance lookin ass
>>736748713Its funny how fags will post this and completely ignore all the fags in the game constantly trying to say "would you like it up the ass? Maybe you'd like it up my ass" its the faggiest game in existence. Do a google of most gay games and BG3 is up there.
>>736749736I don’t immediately combust into flames when I think of gay people do it doesn’t bother me. Skill issue on your part ig.
>>736745359LIAR!
>>736748713>no tits>narrow hips>wide shouldersYep definitely tranny coded
>>736749847>igGod damn I can't wait for zoomers to get drafted.
>all the "waifus" from BG3 are ugly and annoying post-wall whores with wrinkly faceslollmao
>>736748508>they found her in the archduke's dungeon, but by then it was too late - far too late.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHBTVzRreSY
>popularaccording to who? chinese state media bots on the internet?
>>736748713>I stripped these ugly whores down to their undies so it's not woke!!!lol>>736749349EWFuck off normaltranny simp.
>>736749847Why are you pretending its just a little mentioned thing or just a background thing? Its front and center stage the entire game. Even the 2nd act is about a big lesbo love story.
>>736749847>I think of gay people do it doesn’t bother meThats because you are a closet homosexual
>>736749847Meanwhile I don't want to waste time on a faggy game that will ask me over and over again if I'm a dick-sucking homo faggot and if I want to have lots of gay sex RIGHT NOW.If I met a guy in real life who would kept harassing me and asking if I'm a faggot while offering gay sex I'd eventually just end up beating him up
>>736740356Who was it before Shadowheart then?
>>736750395Ciri, an actually respectable choice. But that was back from 2014.
>>736750475LOOOOOOOOOOOLCiri is fucking garbage. One of the shittiest parts of the whole series.
>>736740470I'm fully convinced the people who made this game are the most subhuman degenerate faggots to ever exist in the industry.
>>736747484it's insane how flirty she is for someone you can't dateand then the game teases alfira as wellbut instead of a hot tiefling threesome they're just into each other
>>736747484Wow, another bitch with a ugly 3dpd face. From the special snowflake race too.
>>736740356Wrong
>romancing Shart, then betraying her to the Sharrans in Act 3>Killing Alfira as Durge or breaking her lute>Stabbing Karlach in the heart after she decides to become a mindflayer for youBG3 has some great evil betrayal options
>>736750994Your industry plant PoS already got forgotten, jeet. Even the normalfags started being suspicious after they saw the whole GOTY event be dedicated to jerking off this "indie game".
Shadowheart is gorgeous but I don’t think I’ll ever play her game. Bg3 is just too big of a time commitment.
>>736750395>>736750475Morrigan obviously
>>736740470Kek cuck game
>>736740356>the most popular westoid "waifu" from the last 10 yearsthat isn't a picture of susie deltarune
>>736751216That was 17 years ago. Someone who was learning to say "mama" during Morrigan is now old enough to post here.
>>736751058>Stab karlach and steal the absolute's powers to take over the world>Pick one of the evil ending options that involves the party>Karlach is still there in mind flayer mode getting bullied yet again after getting knifedfree bully victim
>>736750580I still cant believe this shit has become normalized
>>736749992The best girls are the two brat tieflings
Waifu is now any 2D female character?
>>736751308The cultural influence of a game can last a long time.
>>736750580And they made the best CRPG in the whole history of the industry.
>>736751058Also this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXt-zgRQadE
>>736748942>What I imagine happens when I put my sister's barbie dolls up my ass for the fifth time.
>>736750730They should just have allowed you to recruit more minor companions, even if they didn't have any special content, would be like a better hireling.
>>736740356never once have i played a wrpg and been like "wow, romance options, i really want to engage with this assuredly well-crafted content"and i've been playing them longer than you
>>736750863Chud pls
>>736751735Anon, that's a very specific traumatic experience you went through, I'm really sorry for you.
>>736751838>and i've been playing them longer than youTop 3 most insecure things you can read on 4chan.
>>736751860I know right I just wish I didn't put them in bristly hair first.
>>736740356she's beautiful and you just know she likes anal sex
>>736749992Sorry anon, western devs don't do cute lolis these days.The last one we had was Hat Kid from A Hat in Time in 2017.
>>736740470>pressed the "cuck me" button>gets mad he got cuckedOk Will Smith
>>736740356This is the most popular westoid "waifu" from the last 10 years.
>>736741387Why the fuck would a mind flayer ever want to fuck somebody?
>>736752965I kinda like Goblinism, and the devs are very clearly giant weebs and 1000% browse her considering the fucking mop bucket weapon but I don't know if Carol counts as a waifu.
>>736752965the 13 people that bought the game agree
>>736740356Frog website, faggot.
>>736750580I only realized who this guy was when I first saw this because I remembered his name as Gamespots reviewer for The Witcher 3 back in 2015.
>>736749992best girl is a mesugaki
>>736748042Astarion is a husbando not a waifu though
>>736740356>Near a Tomato in 2017Wouldn't that be 2B?
>>736754534Baldur's Gate 3 is a woman's game. Men play Arcanum or Icewind Dale
>>736753567i'm nr. 14
>>736754407I want to murder this little shit. It sort of makes me want to side with Rafael specifically so her soul gets fucked over by him for eternity.
>>736753476she counts as daughterfu
>>736740356she cute
>>736754830she's the best girl and will help save your skin
>>736748713you know you're playing a shitty faggy game when you look at two female in-shape characters in lingerie and netiher of them are remotely sexy
>>736755172why are u gay
>>736743034Because (You)’s are more important than having an actual discussion.
>>736754961big ass head
>>736743034It's called cherry picking, paparazzi have been doing it for decades, waiting for some celebrity to sneeze then writing an article about how they look a thousand and are dying or so.e shit.
>>736740356she had a bush
>>736747405>press E to molestDoing a Gale playthrough I see.
>>736740356You're genuinely a homosexual if you don't find Shadowheart sexy
she's beautiful
>>736755678that's the best part
>tumblr demon>literal demon>frog girl>blue hag>female chud>squidWow so many options.
>>736740356she really looks like the chud meme
In my first playthrough I romanced her fucked her, then got with lae'zel fucked her, and then finally got with minthara fucked and then killed at the end.
>>736740356>the past ten years>shadowheartUh, nah
>>736740356Photorealism really is cancer, and the worst part it always looks like shit. It looks like someone trying to emote with a rubber mask so all of the expressions look extra fucked and twisted.
>>736740356That's one lame ass half-elf...
>>736746635MY MAN
>>736748713Bondage gear is woke. Men like cute and feminine articles of clothing.
>>736757279>>736754961>>736748863
>>736747173>Sugarheart
>>736748614It's a DnD game. Half of the DnD fanbase are obese cucks in polycules.
She's entirely carried by Jennifer English having a sexy voice. Lae'zel is far better written, also has a sexy voice, has character growth, and even though she's a frog person she has better facial expressions. Shadowheart is normie shit
>>736757543>has character growth>goes from blindly loyal (vlaakith) to blindly loyal (orpheus) at the drop of a hat, despite knowing nothing about him outside the stories on the disks, let alone talked to him.don't even get me started on her bullshit at the end where she refuses to sacrifice herself for HER OWN people and cause, but is totally cool with throwing that burden on to you lol. even karlach and gale are willing to put their lives on the line but not tard'zel
>>736757543>Jennifer English having a sexy voiceWe clearly don't have the same definition of a sexy voice>Shadowheart is normie shitOn that, we agree. It doesn't help she is "Liara tier" of forced upon the player
>>736757753>goes from blindly loyal (vlaakith) to blindly loyal (orpheus)that's the easy midwit take, Lae'zel main character trait is not wanting to waste away without doing anything meaningful, to not die before her time, an objectively righteous fight to free her people from oppression is the best outcome she could ever have as a character
>>736758274I came to respect Lae'zel for her "thirst for duty", and her desire to serve a purpose. Not because of some chosen one bullshit but because it's meaningful
>>736757753comparing vlaakith to orpheus is so dishonest, one absorbs the souls of her best warriors to keeep herself alive, the other gives his life without a second thought to save them
>>736758596you're missing the point i'm making, she had no 'character arc' she didn't come to the realization or understanding of why her blind loyalty was wrong, she literally just switches sides and is just conveniently right this time
>>736757981>>736757543Wow, you newfags are very hardcore and not "normie" for preferring a different character from a massively popular game. Go kill yourselves.
>>736759643Go fuck a bear
Aren't you forgetting someone, Elantach?
Karlach should have a big schlong.
>>736760285literally who from literally what
>>736758951The arc is going from vlaakith to orpheus and everything that entails, they are not the same at all, that's part of the overaching theme of the game too, good leadership vs tyranny.
>>736742071No seriously we're stopping at incest? Fuck that. Imoen romance. Orin romance.
>>736742071>chuds: how can women like bad boys like Astarion they are evil!>also chuds: Orin my goddess pls murder me in my sleep
I can't comprehend how anyone finds *any* of your bg3 party hotThe frog has a fucked up nose, the tiefling is covered in scars and has a butch haircut, and shadowheart looks like a fucking 50 year old goblinEvery Asian game has hotter characters, even the French make hotter characters
>>736760980>ugh elbows too pointy
>>736760836
imagine if Orin shapeshifted into Yenna while you are deep inside her during sex, that would be awful
>>736743467i like laezel because she's the only companion who's 100% honest with you from the start and being in love with her makes the arc with the queen much stronger.
>>736750316you remind of chris chan and his utter spergouts at being called gay.posts like this is how you get chads to laugh at you.
>>736746635>humanyou ruined her
>>736747341Lara Croft
>>736747341it's me, Imoen
>>736740356my wife, shart
I love evil women.
>>736746635Human or Succubus form doesn't matter she's pure sex, plain and simple.
>>736750730They were gonna let us have a little polycule with these two, but some HR roastie thought it was too appealing for men to be able to get two women.Since all the romance has to be playersexual, straight men could get in on it and that's a no-no.
>>736740356i don't care if she's reddit she's the best one imo
>>736740356chudette?
>>736764010Covered in tattoos, scars and a dyke haircutIt's more on just how truly awful the other options are that she comes out on top
>>736764390>dyke she's straight for me and wants children
>>736764881She's the second most trad of the RIs, only beaten by Minthara that says she'll cut your dick off if she catches you fucking other women.
>>736765213Lae'zel is more trad than Karlach.
>>736747173ShadObese
>>736765213trad to whore :>minthara >la'zel>karlach>Mizora >Astarion >crusty bathroom wall with a hole in it >shadowfart
>>736740356She IS my wife and you will not speak down on her, faggot
>>736748429Fuck off skitzo
>>736752446Are you a retard? Do you not understand how RPGs work? Shadowheart is the only character who is written in a way in which she is open, and very much willing, to cuck and cheat on you without remorse. Every other character either vehemently rejects or is forced into joining you but feel disgusted by your choices. The devs force you to court this bitch for 3 acts only for a kiss and off camera sex, only for her to immediately be open to fucking anyone else no problem.
>>736741387mintharabros won bigly
>>736742071>kills youHow romantic
>>736740356ewwbaldur's gate is shit
>>736765880>thanks to you, I don't feel lonely Minthara also says that though
>>736752446to be fair bg3 party is pretty degenerate
>>736766145astarion should've been a girl
>>736766145I've never seen this dialogue
>>736766275toad fucks the first available person because githyanki have a culture of casual sex
>>736740356Reminds me of the breeches elf from cisquisition
>>736740470>indulge in degenerate behavior>gets cuckedThis never happened in my playthroughs
I like karlach more, her airhead personality is better than this asshole.
>>736740470>go to orgy with your girlfriend>get mad when she fucks other dudes at the orgy
>>736760653>imoenthe best gril
>>736748042is he a whore like the rest of the companions in this game?
My queen trapped in tublrdeislop
>>736740470>gets cucked in video game>throws tantrum on reddit>makes schizoid image and posts on /v/hahahaahahahahaha
>>736767671But it's okay when she has sex with girls?!
>>736766145>>736766346That must be fake astarion is a faggot.>>736765835She is the only one who gives up everything to live in a farm with you, her whole story is that she got corrupted and is up to you to fix her.>>736766730Shadow Chud.
>>736740356but that's not the farting frog girl from bg3
>>736766827It's even reflected in her stats, her INT is 8.>Awww, was that Gale's granddad?
I wish Owlcat didn't have garbage level design so I could have their girls instead
>>736740356https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyWzHMFi4sE
>>736766827>>736768497when she gets depressed you see that she isn't just her reddit facade, but it takes too long to reach that point
>>736742071what's her relation to the player?
>>736768873If you're doing the evil run she is your sister. If you're the generic tav she is just a murder hobo who shapeshift to troll you a couple times.
>>736742071just mod it in
>>736751632>best CRPGNah, they didn't make BG2, you are sorely mistaken. Instead they made one of the shittiest games ever created, BG3, which only extreme cuckolds seem to praise
>>736768565>OwlcuckAnother bunch of pathetic cucks. You simps are so fucking thirsty for a used up, diseased hole it is not even funny
>>736749736I killed them allWhat's the problem?
Take the telltale pill
>>736771850>he thinks that delusional man faced tranny looks like a womanAbsolute fag
>>736772457they both look like chuds
>>736771850Poor Suzi.
>>736751058cutting off gale's hand reaching out of the portal before you even know who he is is just the fucking funniest
>>736752446>>736766456>>736767671>>736767858You're defending cuckoldry in video games. This is how low you've reached.
>>736740356OP is gay
seems like when you're nice to Shart, she'll abandon her Chud (Sharan) ways, without you telling her what to do. almost like with real Chuds
>muh western game company>company is located in the north of europe
>>736743383>BDO has ""romance""">CD does notFinally free from that hellish grind for a meaningless title but for some reason they couldn't implement it, fuck those gooks
>>736740356shidderfart is gay and retarded. The Emperor is the only proper choice.
>>736751487Did ya expect anything good from those normalfags?
>>736774161Really? Squidward? The guy that's been lying to you since minute one?
>>736740470> ...you read how Halsin is fucking her, not your character. Your character does not participate at all, this is an orgy as if only for the shadowheart Halsin and drow.I have not play the game yet but thats really hot. Can you still continue the romance even after shadowheart cucked you? What about Halsin? Can he fucker her again?
>>736773448she's a 16 yo emo goth girl in her head
Why don't you just edit her if you don't like it?
>>736775713what a dimepiece
>>736740356"People" in the wect have no taste
>>736777998>meanwhile a 5/5 Japanese sakura flower
>>736748713>characters are hideousThis is why it's called safe horny, corporate horny, reddit horny, etc.If any of the characters were remotely attractive, their attire would be the source of endless asshurt. BG3 would not even come close to winning GOTY.
>>736778241if you wouldn't go absolutely apeshit on those saggers then I doubt your sexuality
>>736778490nigga those flapjacks have zero meat on them
>>736773998>CD does notThey already made a character creation mod and it hasn't been that long. It's only a matter of time.
>>736763125
>>736740356cute chudette
>>736740356Nah, this is the most popular waifu
>>736741387>only 169,937 players kissed Minthara>so few that they didn't even round the numberskek, so much for /v/'s waifu...wait a second>Only 658,000 had sex with HalsinI thought the audience for this game was women and gays>only 30% chose the bearWait a second.30 X 658,000 = 197,400That's only slightly more than MintharaYou guys have been constantly telling me that bear sex was the most popular part of the game for redditors and theater kids. Meanwhile it's only slightly more popular than the genocide option. /v/ was wrong again.
my wife
>>736740356Shadowheart is so popular they hired her to play the villain in Black Ops 7.
who's that funny australian jewtuber femoid that plays BG3 and calls shart "bestie"? I forgot her name
>>736745203she's been thinkin
>>736740356Why did they model the face after the El Paso shooter?
low IQ thread
>>736780723crazy how much they squandered the character and killed her off
>>736781814Or seemed to kill her off, your character starts hallucinating a second later, who's the say this wasn't the intended first effect?
>>736780723Sex with Kagan!
>>736781814I don't understand this "trend" of using a character to promote your game, just to kill them off.
>>736781246Don't you mean low INT thread?
>>736780710Remember your wife is a huge slut that is ok to have an orgy with the druid and the drow twins
>>736740356Shadowheart is practically forced down your throat with the largest personal quest, most dialouge options, has a unique "how am I holding up in your estimation?" dialogue option, most overworld events, holds the most important story item, first character you see after the ship crashes, worships Shar/Selune who has a large presence in Act 1 and 2, and last but not least refuses to throw themselves crotch first at the player just for having high approval.
>>736780710You could tell me this is DA:O and I would probably fall for it. Insane how much GPU resources BG3 needs for such a meh and outdated looking game.
>>736740356NYL2NYL2NYL2NYL2
>>736740356She has the chud phenotype
>>736740470>The degenerate bear fucking game with gay vampires and other assorted sexpesrs constantly wanting to fuck your character has enforced cuckeryWell color me shocked
>>736783719Only bit that's forced is the astral prism, which you'll end up with regardless of whether or not shart is in your party
>>736740356You know she gets DP'd if you take the orgy with the twins
>>736741393>be easy slut>get called popularShe’s giving it away.
>>736772067
>>736740838is this real ?
>>736744904>deadass
>>736766145So you get cucked by everyone?
>>736785914>>736772067dont do it brosshe made some guy kill his entire family irl
>>736787585>Would I do that?
>>736773359You can’t defend something you have never interacted with
>>736771850Really not beating the Chuddyheart allegations there
>>736749239She would castrate you in your sleep
>>736740356>waifuKill yourself, you autistic faggot tranny.
>>736784594Come on ano it's drow sex you can be more creative than that
>>736779982This man got inside alfira
>>736745359Stop my dick can only get so hard while I imagine it rubbing against her crab shell outfit.
>>736740356>westwell yeah...
>>736788971Yeah. Triple penetrated if you invite the druid
>>736748713i had diarrhea last night and i left similiar shartsplosion marks on inside of the toilet
>>736789113Halsin traumatizes everyone by turning into a bear mid penetration and breaking the room
>>736740356Shes is actually the worst girl in the game. Froggé Karlach and especially Minthi are for real ones. Jahaira would have been cool but i do get why she isnt an option>>736742071If only. I would happily commit to evil runs.
>>736787585Terrible, but if that doesn't show her raw power what does?
>>736789408Now that's an opinion I can respect
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>>736775713You'd have to rewrite all her dialogue to make her an actually interesting character with some deeper motivations than "muh amnesiuh" and "muh cult" yea no thanks senpai. I swear Shartfags and piperfags are the same people cause they just imprint on the first hole they can make into a companion no matter how insufferably bad they're written
>>736789681>"muh amnesiuh" and "muh cult"So annoying. I swear, if you don't instantly get that this bitch has nothing to do with Shar in the first place, I don't know what to tell you. Even without knowing Shar, D&D or anything it's pretty obvious
>>736766145>>736766275This dialogue only happens if you don't get into a relationship.
>>736789681you can make any of the companions uninteresting if you just reduce them to "muh X" retard.>muh cazador>muh vlaakith>muh mystra>muh heartliterally none of the companions are well written but this reductive reasoning is retarded.
>>736785914>>736787585They made sure to give her a cute butt
>>736748204>Tali'ZorahThat filthy gypsy is not a good romance.
>>736748713>Being able to undress women somehow removes the trannies, fags, gender identities and other degenerate shit from the game
You will eat all the worms!
>>736749060Lae'zel is the only companion with a decent story, and her background isn't full retard.
>>736740356Looks like she just smelled some fishy pussy
>>736790153She just saw herself in the magic mirror
>>736789954Yeah but doing it for the other characters would be disingenuous, while for Shart that's literally what she is because she doesn't remember anything else -because- "muh amnesiuh" you double retard
>>736787545Only Shadowheart, you get that dialogue option from Lae'zel if you reject her advances
>>736790254>Yeah but doing it for the other characters would be disingenuousbeing able to reduce shart to "muh X" because of a literal affliction she has, and has no control over is fine, but reducing the other characters to "muh X" who don't have such excuse is disingenuous? you're actually more retarded than i thought.>while for Shart that's literally what she is because she doesn't remember anything else -because- "muh amnesiuhthis is just totally false and makes me believe you never actually bothered to pay attention to her story at all, she literally has some memories come back to her throughout the game, like when giving her the noblestalk or taking her to certain locations around the city. she has likes, preferences, and a personality that shines through even despite the mind wiping that shows you she's more than a blank amnesiac. fpr example: the tiefling party she shows she surprisingly feels good about helping them, the care she has for children like arabella, her parents, and animals as well. but no just reduce all of her character to "muh amnesia" though i guess that's easier for your brain to comprehend.
>This is the most popular westoid "waifu" from the last 10 years.But thats not Lune.
>>736747484>Lakeyssha
>>736790821>a literal affliction she has, and has no control overBut it's not, though. It's a narrative element that the writers chose to go with to try and make her more interesting and mysterious, but it just made her insufferable and hypocritical with her "I'm interested in you because I need to have dialogue because this is a videogame, but I won't tell you anything about myself in return" bullshit>rest of your tldr Why would I pay attention to the story of a character that's so unlikeable (also yeah, I did lose interested in act 3 and stopped playing the game)? Anyways, it feels like you're arguing for a person while I have no interest in talking about Shart as anything but a character as written by a writer so consider this my last (you), triple retard-kun
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>>736791698>Why would I pay attention to the story of a character that's so unlikeable (also yeah, I did lose interested in act 3 and stopped playing the game)?i accept your concession, thank you for confirming you have no idea what you were talking about and were just spouting retarded nonsense
>>736740356I like frog and Minthara better. I probably like Karlach better too albeit she goes from cool to needy real fast. Shadowheart can be kind of hot but the whole "i´m a poser for darkness but i´m actually a good girl trying to find myself" is such a turn off.If one likes properly evil power hungry women Minthara is truly the way to go while if one wants the virgin good girl Karlach is the way to go. As for frog, frog is weird. She can go from full brainwashed jihadist to full brainwashed Zionist really fast and there is just like one sweet spot on which she becomes an actual person that thinks on her own and chases her own happiness. At the very least aside from Shadowheart no other option is a town bicycle open to a threesome with a bear.
>>736792057>virgin good girl Karlachlol. she daydreams about banging a bunch of gnomes
>>736791339>>736791896This is how you make an attractive female companion
>>736740356I've never even seen this character before.
>>736792262But she can´t touch anyone so at the end of the day those impure thoughts are just that, thoughts. Unless you don´t romance her and get her good ending anyways, in that case she goes on to get blacked in the abyss
>>736792579all i'm saying is that she's certainly not a virgin prior to getting her heart replaced.
>>736791339>>736791896>>736792307
>>736746635For me it is Mol, the best girl.
>>736793495she's a child
>>736793780Yes?
>>736740960>monsterfuckers thinking they're the majorityEvery time.
>>736785747>Be white>Be kind It's that simple
>>736766730She will bear 7 children
>>736780582You can't reason with them. Nintendo fans are subhuman
>>736741393So the game was collecting players data and even bragged about it?
>>736740356Play western games with real waifus faggot
>>736789979I had her kiss the nigger instead of the moody lesbian when I played season 4. He's her type. He doesn't sound niggish and he's goofy (she loves goofballs)
>>736794619Disgusting
>>736794619GrossYou can just have Clem stay single, you know
>>736794473>acting like displaying popular routes and shit players took is some new and invasive shit in vidyaAfraid someone's going to find out you romanced Gale, faggot?
>>736794619Yeah that makes sense since Lee is her father figure.
>>736748187>hog-ringFair.>brownAs white as the average "white" american.
>>736740356>most popularpost her paheal numbers
>>736795056>the woke evil corp knows that you've installed the laezel inflation fart futa mod just for the laughsAnd just for your information I didnt know just listening to Gale weave bs would lead him to raping my gnomish character.
>>736795407literally just tracks with larians romance stats
>>736795856>tfw you somehow always romance the least wanted women in games Seems I'm just a raccoon that loves trash
>>736795856>the most popular is the human-like femine girl instead of the angry macho womenNo shit.>>736796020Minthara would get more art if people knew of her existance, she is locked on an evil run and you need a GUIDE to make her playable on a normal run.
>>736796020That's only because vmost people don't know you can recruit her
>>736753245Play the game to find out
>>736796182yeah but I also liked and romanced Lae'zel too.Out of seven runs I got up to the date scene in act three with Karlach once, to then not finish that run and never progressed far with Shadow heart than the act 1 scenes. Again, this tracks with everything else I've picked in games.
>>736796553>laezelgay
>>736795856>Got like 5 minutes of screen time>Doesn't appear at all if there is no Wyll in the party>Mogs half of the female companions
>>736796891I won't object to that when you consider she is just a male romance arc with a pussy, right down to the whole softening of her ways.
>>736740470You forgot ugly VA.
>>736797236>evil bitch who has a black slaveWhat did they mean by this.>>736797370>pussyHer race lay eggs so it's exactly a pussy...
Love me some shart simple as
>>736798195She looked slightly better before the long face. Sadly nothing can be done for her irritating voice
>>736797767>>evil bitch who has a black slaveWyll's boss is Zariel, the bald angel bitch. Mizora is just the manager, she's as much of a bitch to Zariel as Wyll, plus she's redhead and you love how devil enjoys moving letters around.
>>736740356You waited Witcher 3 to turn 11 and make this post. I hate you
>>736760836Men on average actually want to get murdered
>>736799623It makes sense to start counting these things from the Current Year (2015)
>>736795275An ad for what exactly? I don't disagree most of these threads are forced but BG3 is in it's 3rd year and made all the sales it can get.
>>736790049i usually feed all the worms to laezel, she's already ugly anyway
>>736790049>Minthara joins your party>worm menu pops uphated that
>>736740356Her voice is an instant turnoff, sounds like she has cum lodged in her throat.
>>736800164Fuckin hell, thank you! I would not have said it like that, but this is how I feel. It really sounds like she has something stuck in her throat and it's terrible
>>736766730Is that the suzi hunter tranny?
>>736797767>evil bitch who has a black slave>Sells his soul because he is too lazy to achieve anything on his own>Instantly starts telling everyone he's the coolest nigga in the hood>Lies that is was a forced sacrifice and not his narcissistic choice>Says outright that he doesn't regret it.>His employer appears.>Smoking hot soft femdom babe >Asks to perform the most mundane task>Nigger throws a tantrum as if he were being sent to pick cotton under the scorching sunThe best representation of a black character in recent memory.
>>736799278>>736800164>>736800218I didn't think people actually hated her voice. I thought they just hated how she sounds like a bitch.
>>736800582Damn wrong pic oh well.
>>736740470Wtf this is disgusting
>>736740356Minthara is the superior choice, if you aim for a long eared waifu. She is way more interesting, and her possessive behavior is welcome, in an era of cuckoldry...sorry of "free spirits"
>>736783531Yeah, she was still the main character posing in the welcome screen for quite a while after she was (probably) killed off in the opening to Season 1.
>>736801010>I dont share what is mineBased.
>russian virgin is stil seething almost 3 years on that BG3 is the best RPG in decades and redefined the genresad! in b4:>MUH CHINA!!cope ivan, lmao
>GUYS HEAR ME OUT, THIS THREAD IS TOTALLY THE WORK OF PENISFARTANON9001 I HAVE EXTENSIVE DATABASE OF HIS POSTING HABITSYes that's certainly the peak of mental health right here.
>>736800582This guy was the only decent gnome, all the others were faggots
>>736742507>"men owe me sex!"
>>736799709Given their first reaction to an attractive woman is 'sit on my face until I stop breathing' you're right.
>>736740356my fetish is women who look at me like this
>>736803138True. I had him in the last fight and it surprised me that players hate him because he hurt their feelings by being rude or something. Game is indeed played mainly by women it seems.
>>736793205Voldermort in drag
>>736746635Imagine she was the player warlock patron instead of gay Wyll's
>>736805173face blindness is a sign of autism anon
>>736805341I would sell my soul and fight in Blood War as a lemur after death even without any warlock abilities on the scales. Being Mizora's pet is a deal good enough.
>>736803541
>>736772067>>736785914>>736787585Clementine is beautiful, she was made with near perfect facial proportions
>>736741387reason Minthy is low is because she's mine alone and I'm all of those 170k kisses.
>>736803647
Im gonna die soon and my waifu never got a proper vide game.
That entire scene where she tries to kill Laezel in her sleep but changes her mind super fast when u tell her felt so fake and gay, embarrassing highschool drama
Is there even anything special about Karlach as a combatant in lore besides the infernal engine? Could any random tiefling with the same infernal engine be just as good as Karlach' in-game reputation portrays her as?
>>736808950She's a good girl underneath that's all
>>736809351What a surprise...This is why I like to push her into Shar's embrace, simply because you can smell for 10 miles away she's not who she thinks she is, but some "uwu QT3:14" instead
>>736740356>This is the most popular westoid "waifu" from the last 10 years.Wait, when we've had 10 BG3 threads on /v/ the most popular here was Lae'zel. Shadowheart was the /vg/ waifu of choice.
>>736809946>she's not who she thinks she isNo shit, she's literally a memory-wiped brainwashed cultist under Shar
>>736794532>used goods>single momAll the characters in that are also boring retards and the plot sucks. A shame since the game is fun, and the giant bitch is indeed hot.
>>736740356Why do devs love giving these characters such pronounced nasolabial folds
>>736811713Roastie modellers like to make female characters ugly
>>736794619I did the jaden smith romance once out out of pity, and it was awkward. It's clear the writing team favored the lesbian angle. (You get a whole unique scene at the belltower)
>>736812248The piano date with Louis was cute. But yeah it wasn't motivated too well since you hadn't had many positive interactions with him.I figured though that he'd always been pretty nice to AJ which is something Violet never did, and that's all Clem would care about.
>>736740356Wrpg cucks gonna cuck
My Clementine is a girlkisser for now because she's saving herself for a real man (me)
>>736741164>trans uglyHehehe
>>736803138>all the others were faggotsLiterally.
>>736809316Don't the crazy Baldur's Gate robots also have that engine?
Which class has the most sex in BG3, and its not Bard.
>>736818147ur mom
>wins
>>736818147Illusionist on account of the rape
>>736740356Hathor is the superior westoid waifu.
