>Switch 2 has no g-ACK!
>>736752890Not real games
Peak fiction.
>>736752890No games that I want to play.
>>736752968you could just have the same effect with just mario, no bouncy castle
>>736752974You have to buy all their games.
>>736752890Those don't count because I say so!
>>736752925By real games you mean Horizon Hunters Gathering, Concord, Marathon or Neil Cuckmanns Ass Play Journey?
>>736752890https://youtu.be/w5u8jyPIrIY
Could they stop making the yoshi games for babies, just once
>>736752925This>>736753090No, they are just as retardedYou don't even know what a game is anymore.
>>736752925>Dear WOMEN...
>>736753034No, dad, no
>>736752890I grew up on the N64 and GameCube, so if a game has no edge to it I just don't care. These games are so harmless they may as well be edutainment for toddlers.
>>736752890Cool, none of them I am intrested in. Wouldn't even pirate.
>>736753216ALL OF THE DAY BRO
>>736752925fippy bippy, cozyslop is shovelware for faggots, trannies, and wom*n
>>736752890Here. I crossed off everything that doesn't matter.
I think I've finally outgrown Nintendo cus NONE of the games released to date on NS2 appeal to me. It's over.
Pokopia is great. It’s the only game listed that isn’t shovelware. I wish it came out in the winter. Spring + cozy gaming is weird.
>>736752890Literally what would it take for Sony to have a release schedule like this
>>736752890>people are actually considering woke slop to be a gamePlease let Tomodachi fail.
>>736753576To be fair, the new Mario Kart is disappointing and Donkey Kong is just okay. If you were a tendie that only cares about the bigger franchises, there isn't much for you right now.
>>736752890ok but which of these games justify not being playable on switch 1
>>736753679trannydachi and rhythm are on s1 doebeitshitch poo has nothing
>>736752925I was about to correct you about Pokopia but then I remembered it's on a key card.
>>736753765do you guys just not buy digital, period? just keep it on your sd card.
Realistically, does anyone think it's possible that Nintendo will stop making all of their games for literal toddlers? I played their older games growing up, and I didn't have any issues. Do they not have hope in peoples intelligence anymore or are they conditioning people into being locked into their 1st party library by grooming them to be too retarded to play real games?
>>736753618Stop making every game cost a bajillion dollars and focusing on developing games with different scopes in mind.So probably not gonna happen.
>>736753824>do you guys just not buy digital, period?Yes
>>736753824Doesn't work.
>>736753968Couldn't be me. Not only do games load faster on digital, but switching games is easy. Physical for Online games is rarded.
You know it’s a shitty list when fucking mario tennis is the best and most masculine out of all of them lol
>>736753137this faggot having legit nostalgia over brown shooters made me not give a fuck
>>736752925Choke on a Rhythm Heaven Groove cartridge
>>736752890Since Pokopia isn't developed in house, it doesn't count.
>>736752890what is this g-ACK it smells like head cheese
>>736754482What does that mean? Nintendo doesn't make any Pokemon games.
>>736754482Technically only TL and RH are in-house.
>>736754810True. So only TL and RH count then.
>>736752890>yoshicome on
Bad, decent, coinflip, lmao, garbage (not sorry)
As usual, JP knows ball as opposed to NA.
>>736753927maybe there are still too many children in japan. soon
When I saw the announcement for the Switch 2, I immediately bought that Hori Joy-Con because I knew my Switch 1 would last at least another 2 or 3 years.Now I'm starting to think about installing a mod chip in it...
>>736755063I know you're shitposting but that doesn't make any sense, children played the old nintendo games and didn't have issues. Why is Nintendo making games for the lowest common denominator so prevalent today?
>YoshiKek
>>736755162Surveys, reviews, hardcore games that value difficulty above all else being a minority...
>>736752890
>>736753927That's what Metroid and fire emblem are for. That's as adult as you're getting with nintendo
>>736755202It could be dogshit. but it looked oddly reminiscent of Yoshi's Story. And that game is actually cool. So I think it might very well end up being the best Yoshi game since Story. And hopefully it might be better. It depends on how tricky the trickier secrets will be. But conceptually, it seems to be a very secret and context focused game. Which is really cool. So now I just hope it won't all be bottom of the barrel baby shit. If it isn't, I genuinely think it could be good or better.
>>736754482It's exclusive so it does
>>736752890Jesus fuck just smash your balls with a hammer if you enjoy that shit, you're already a tranny in mind.
>>736752890"X has no games" means "X has no exclusive games"switch 1 games with no switch 2 enhancements that you can pirate before release as long as you have a 2017 switch or mid-spec PC are not reasons to buy a switch 2, unless you don't know how to pirate games and don't have a switch 1 and decided just now for the first time to care about switch games.
>>736753927why do you say "all of their games" when you just mean mario and yoshi?i guess pokemon is also for toddlers, but it was since the beginning, so you probably don't mean that.
>>736752890I AM HAVING A BLAST :D
>>736752890cool shovelware
>>736752968Matthew 18:3>And he said: “Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.
>>736756851This anon really pretending nu-zelda isn't for women and toddlers.
>>736757371echoes of wisdom? sure, i heard it's pretty braindead.BOTW and TOTK? you're just being contrarian.
>>736752890Some core games would be nice.
>>736757486Anon BotW and TotK are the definition of toddler sandboxes that only exist for you to play with your legos in
The Great Nintendo Drought of 2026…
>>736752890Better be ready to play literally fucking anything to justify that purchase.
>>736757719i hope you eventually grasp that "toddler" has connotations beyond "thing i don't like"
>>736754983wdym
>>736752890Now post snoy games.
>>7367586244 times the amount of likes and 10 times the amount of views
>>736752890no gak no buy
>>736752890>Tomodachi Life's picture is the Switch 1 versionfucking lmao
>>736752968Mario drives a plane into the twin towers simulator
>>736759881That's the only version.
>>736752890The rest look like shit, so I'll just emulate rhythm heaven, thanks....
>sportslop>simslop>simslop>game for babies>don't know what that isSo, in other words, nothing.
>>736760245>making shit up just to shitpostat least say something funny
>>736760619You know very god-damn well bait gets more (You)’s
