>Splatfest in 20 minutes>No threadAnyone still play?
>>736761667dead fukken game
>>736761667>Anyone still play?yeah
>Get a Switch 2>Set up an ethernet line >Splatfest still doesn't start on time for Fuck.If someone is setting up a Bear room, wait 3 minutes?
>>736762572>>Splatfest still doesn't start on time forit's just how it is
>Get a full room>It explodes the moment we try and startAn ill omenReopening
3/4 bears
>>736763092don't think anyone else is gonna join, the others we had before are in matches now
sup reefbro
>>736763180sup, gonna finally 6 star it this fest
>>736763150Okay, just a heads up. If I disconnect, I just noticed I'm somehow on wi-fi and not ethernet.I'll try and fix it if that happens.
>>736763246you crazy son of a bitch good luck
>>736763249>>736763150Switched over to ethernet, if we still disconnect. I somehow personally offended a god.
I'm not sure how long I'll be playing for I'm waiting on a phone call
That team clearly had coms, not much we could have done.
>>736763331thanks, thankfully not much left now
dead game and most ppl in these 4chan groups are scrubs
fuck their squiffer was unrelenting idk how we won that
Now THAT was us bullshitting our way to victory
>>736764292>>736764324I managed to kill most of the team at the end and ink their side
who else is playing bunnies while listening to kpop?
>>736764350>>736764292I did manage to kill the squifer during their final push, so it was a team win.
>>736764350nice
We are locked in>INB4 we get BTFO next match
>An almost full jap clanThe battle was over before it began...
>>736765009>>INB4 we get BTFO next matchya jinxed it
I have to go I'll be back
That gal had fucking aim bot
>>736765406I'll remake the room when you get back>>736763246You okay with going 2 man until then?
>>736765406later bro>>736765503>You okay with going 2 man until then?yeah
i keep having connection issues, servers when
nice fistbump
>FistbumpHell yeah!Is it me or has the match making become a lot more lenient since it's just the two of us?
>>736766383>has the match making become a lot more lenient since it's just the two of us?yes, and the reason is twofold, he was a higher rank than us, so we were being paired with more higher ranked players before, and we're now not being paired with other bigger premade squads because it's just us two in the room
alright I'm back
>>736766909Already, remaking the room
>>736766841>Back to fighting people who destroy me just by looking in my general directionI figured the game taking your ranked level into account was something, didn't know about the squad number though.
oh reefbro gg on the smash and mario kart games we had a few weeks back I have a few webms for you
>>736767345>I have a few webms for you...oh no, I was playing retarded a lot
>We lost someoneregroup after this match?
wtf it kicked me out
ggshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775871759202034.webm
>>736767612We're regroup after this match
>>736767563>>736767589yes please
>>736767563
>>736767676Reopening
>>736767563last one
>>736767612DAMN>>736767589yes
what pool are you faggots inwhat teamI'm watching the astronauts
>>736767854poolsclosedbear
>>736767854
>played Splatoon 1 obsessively>played Splatoon 2 until they Ninty startred charging for online>Never touched S3>Not interested in RaidersS4 when?
>>736767854poolcode: inkgen
>>736767995>>736767897WHICH ONE IS IT
>>736768045Inksclosed
>>736767854>what pool are you faggots inpoolsclosed>what teambearDon't listen to this faggot >>736767995
Maybe I'll load it up tonight
>FirstbumpMe getting into their spawn was an absolute back breaker
>>736767563>I was playing retarded a lotlag did not help either
>>736768045There's one retarded frenchie called nonoctoro that tries to get people to join the /vg/ pool. Honestly if you get a game with him it's worth just going to the recent players part of the switch home menu and blocking him.poolsclosed is us
>>736768045poolsclosedfags dont join people who are not in their friendslists
>gets called out>starts seethinglmao
>>736761667Yes it's me and my friends special purgatory.
I redownloaded the game on a whim today and there’s a fucking splatfest? Just my luck lmaoAll the sweaty faggots are gonna be out in droves.
I'm going to do a few more matches
>>736768510have fun anon
>>736768263yeah, that was right around when they were doing maintenance around me so my connection was really not having it
I miss Bottomfrag meltdowns, bros
>>736768746I knew something was off because even though we're far away from each other we usually have smooth connection when we play
>>736768883qrd?
FUCKING HELL WE STILL LOST?
fuck if only I killed that guy coming into our base, we would've had that
>>736769281Nonoctoro again, he's naming random people in our pool and pretending entire conversations happen. Or thinking that using peoples names matters because its usually an anonymous site.
>>736761667I would like to play but i dont spend my money on online paywalls
>>736769497I imagine the QRD guy is just the same fag trying to bait a replyI cant even post on cripplechan anymore without jumping through 100 hoops, but even after all of that they still can’t ban the frenchiewhat a fucking shithole it has become
>Choked againI am demoralized
>>736769497>>736769913>forgetting fangfox posts you're not part of this culture man
>>736769997Tell your janny friends their site fucking blows, and to make the ban 30 days this time
>we won thatwtf ok this is going to be my last match
next one's gonna be my last before taking a break
>>736769997All I remember is the little shit sucking off two cheaters from the /vg/ pool that caused the friendly tournaments to fall through.I'm going to sleep so if someone else can be bothered to divulge more information or just look through whatever thread this was from to see how the bastard likes to act.
I'll end it on that win ggs guys
yeah, now that's a match to end on! ggs for now
>>736770157Just go there yourself if you’re so curious. Not like you’ll catch aids lol
>>736770301>>736770304GG you twoYou guys use any chat program to keep in touch in case these threads finally die?
>>736770335Element
>>736770335_no
>>736770335don't listen to his faggot >>736770481 we only communicate through splatoon threads
>>736770335>You guys use any chat program to keep in touch in case these threads finally die?no
yay
>>736769997How about you fucking kill yourself you squaggot ass squigger squitchHUH?!SQUAGGOTQUAGGOTLeave me outta your impotent dick waving. Cause I haven't been in these threads for weeks. Nor caused drama.Fuck. You. Squitch boi.Also did all you squags really pick bear? Why? I feel like a few matches, I'll join up this time.>>736770323Everyone knows PoolsClosed due to Squaids anon.
>>736770812congrats you insane motherfucker
>>736770335dont be a faggot, just use these threadsI will keep making them until the end o times
>>736770335>spoilernot with you squags, yet, but got a shitcord, but wouldn't use it for VC, just text.
>>736770903of course you have one you fucking homosexual squaggot
isnt it all sweats playing? I stopped playing since the final splatfest
we miss laphy so much
reefbro just letting you know that I'm most likely going to be really busy this weekend so I might not be able to get on as much
>>736770871nah the fuckers with 10-starred weapons are insane, they terrify me
>>736770959yes yes. you are very cool anon. for not having an account on one of the most common chatting apps around.You bold rebel you.Squaggot retard.Now answer the question.Why did you squidiots choose bears?
>>736771084>Why did you squidiots choose bears?groupthink
>>736771030true and you're at least more dedicated than me I really want to use the reef-lux but I'm trying to five star the painbrush right now >>736771084>Why did you squidiots choose bears?because that's where everyone else went
salmon run room up. i need orbs first.>>736771210>>736771225>brainless sea pigs betrayed /ourqueen/ absolute fucking squiggers. all of you
>>736771026okay>>736771225>I really want to use the reef-lux but I'm trying to five star the painbrush right nowgood luck bro
is it too late to play
go to sleep g!!
>>736771310>/ourqueen/wow I didn't know you liked frye that much
>>736771310>/ourqueen/bitch my queen is only in the story mode I don't care about deep cut>>736771345no
>>736771387Shiver gets her own full game. Not just a meager campaign. Stay mad.Marie is still great though.>>736771367oh no,...it's retarded.
>>736771453
definitely retarded.He belongs to the Jellies now.
okay squagsbear room open
>>736772512>He belongs to the Jellies now.oy vey
>>736772581I'll join later
>>736773046alright
room back up. had to get a monies snack
>win>see a pearl get addedOh...that was a 10xcool.whatevs. lmao.
WHAT TEAM DO I JOIN
I love Splatoon but every time I play it, I feel like I'm playing a game made for 5 year olds, and I switch it off and do something else.
CHARGERS ARE FOR FUCKING SQUAGGOTS>>736773978bears appearently if you want to join the pool.
>>736774082Git gud lmao
If I get one more fuckass Aerospray on my splatfest team I'll crash out. They sell every single match without fail broLike I don't know if the splatfest woke them up, but I've literally not seen an aerospray for a while before this. Maybe a few, but every damn round I see an aerospray and I have to hyper carry just to win for my team i usually manage to carry but damn bro
>>736774278My job is to ink, not kill. Provide better cover
>>736774278Yup. Every time there is an aerospray on my team I know that I'm going to lose. They NEED to be carried by the entire time.
>>736774416How about you be a team player.
>>736774416Learn to fight.
>>736774586I am, by keeping things inked
>>736774853If you join anyone in the pool, just match your gear to whatever they have.
>lose a 10x to a cheating premade team
>>736775130such is the way of splatfest.>>736774853synergize with me.by stayin in the back and out of my way
>>736775237Premades shouldn't be allowed to play against solo queue players. Whichever shitface thought that it was a good idea deserves to be fired.
>>736775990Match making should be redone to the old power level system as opposed to being based off your highest ranked level.
>>736776205Don't they already do this?
>>736776819Match Making is based on who has the highest rank on your team.So if someone in your group was Rank X, it means you're going to be facing someone else who's Rank X, even if you're Rank B.
SQUIDS NEVER FRY!!!!
>>736779236...we simply...become...freeze dried...!
yeah I'm done my teammates fucking suck
>>736780592Oh goodie. I'm not alone.Tomorrow is a new day champ.You'll get them soon enough. Don't give up.
If you didn't pick team bunnies you ARE retarded
>>736780685If tricolors is like this then I'm just going to stop and play smash ultimate or mario kart world I'm not having fun
>>736780761you poor bastard.play kirby air riders instead.>>736780717I woiuld have but the pool is full of fucking SQUAGGOTS that like bears, because they are SQUAGGOTS.so here I am.
>>736780912>play kirby air riders insteadI don't have it and I have no intentions of buying it>I woiuld have but the pool is full of fucking SQUAGGOTS that like bearsyou didn't have to pick bear my homie
>>736781064can't play with my bros unless i'm on team bears. so kinda did. not my fault the pool is full of barafags.
>>736781150well with the way thing are going we won't be playing together at all honestly that last update has pretty much killed any interest I had in pvp
>>736781240>that last update has pretty much killed any interest I had in pvp?????What changed exactly?You mean the ink aura stuff? Or something else?
>>736781280for some reason after the update everyone started using the dynamo and having to constantly fight against them just makes me not want to play
>>736781478dynamo got a buff anon. and a fairly decent one. but fair.
>>736781606I hate having to deal with aerospray niggers on my team while fighting against dynamo faggots on the enemy team it just makes the whole experience miserable
>>736781686implementing the weapon range consideration X rank uses for splatfests would be nice yuh.
>>736781768Wait what? has this always been a thing?
>springfest timeAh yes, time for my quarterly dose of platinum MAD.
>>736783023have fun anon
>>736783084I probably won't, but gotta try. Nice to see cubs starting off strong, but I won't be surprised if we lose.>Marina's outfitI forgot this was the fest with her having those beautiful things on display.
>first match is literally a discord group bumrushing us as a group despite it not being open>my team was full of non-inking retardsThis bodes poorly.
>>736783327>not going to inkopolis plaza to see best girls performhomo
>>736783495>he thinks I can't do bothIt lasts all weekend, man.
>>736783570I guess
>>736784002No, I'm pretty sure that's correct.
>Splatoon Raiders just got rated in Europe and have a warning for fearIt's happening bros
>hagglefish and crableg tricolorssounds promising but I doubt I'll have fun fuck useless aerospray faggots and fuck dynamo faggots hope we can team up for tri octobro because turf can fuck off>>736784090I'll believe it when I see it
>took almost an hour to get a win>literally every single team had 2-3 mouthbreathers with no ink and 1-9 deaths>few times looked like a strong start, enemy disconnectsJust shoot me already.>>736784378Those are actually really good tricolors, I'd be more than happy to team up with you because right now this is the fucking pits. But I'm mad that one wasn't Mahi-Mahi, that's still my favorite tricolor.
>>736784487>Those are actually really good tricolorsIt's no mako mart but I'll take it also it looks like we aren't getting a underpass tricolor variant which is a shame
>>736784487learn to carry, matt
I stopped playing Splatoon 3 when I realised I don't actually like online multiplayer in games.Is the DLC for 3 any good? I thought Octo Expansion was great
>>736784672It is rather funny to me how sick I was of MakoMart by the end of 2, and it ends up being one of the best tricolors in 3. Tricolor CAN be fun when the maps are properly tuned for it, but it feels sort of like an accident when they are. Only ones that felt deliberate were Mahi-Mahi and the triforce.>we aren't getting a underpass tricolor variantToo much effort for them.>>736784769There's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
Splatoon Raiders will be an horror gamehttps://www.nintendo.com/en-gb/Games/Nintendo-Switch-2-games/Splatoon-Raiders-2846969.html#gameDetails>PEGI 7: Fear - Violence
>>736785809im scared alreadyscared it'll be as bad or worse than splatoon 3
>finally a good team>we shut out bunnies so hard one quits with a minute left to go>I managed to contribute and top score somehowGood enough for me, I need sleep. Defender will have to do for the moment, maybe tricolors can bring it to mama bear. Night.
>>736784837Guess nobody played the DLC.
>>736770157>sucking off two cheaters from the /vg/ pool thats most of /vg/ to be honestplace is a shit hole
>hating /vg/ when poolsclosed was created by them to play salmon run
Joined rabbits beceause bears won the canon one and I want new dialogues
>giving a single fuck about that board in the first place
yes, they helped us reach evp999
>treating (you)s like upvotesnever change /v/
>>736761667We're all waiting for Splatoon Rapists to come out
>>736761667splatoon raiders rated... trailer must be fairly soon
Squid mom...
so is the best spot to watch surimi syndicate dance in front of the lobby? I want to watch them dance but their ships moves so fast...
>>736774521Be a better teammate
>>736790813>4-8>2-6
>>736790748>surumi syndicate
>>736790813>this is nonoctoro btw
>>736790813>5-4you are ass
>>736790748>Stand in front of the hat store, or up some of the stairs in the back alley>Go into photo mode>Scroll and zoomEnjoy
>>736761667>Anyone still play?I would, but I stopped like 2 years ago 'cause my Switch battery expanded. I could've bought a new Switch, but I don't want to support Nintendo thinking "It's fine if we make products that are planned to die in 5 years 'cause they'll buy it again just to keep playing."
>>736793271or you could just... buy a new battery
>>736794341Oh.... Well, too late. Damage is done.
i totally forgot about the splatfest and feel like this is a bad thing
