hahaha imagine that
>>736763513Is that the average /v/ user? Or the average 4chan user in general? Or maybe it's Asmongold.
>>736766046No I'm skinny
Couldn't he just go to the Red District?
>>736767320thats cheating
>>736767320You didn't beat the game.
Why aren’t I even allowed to pay for it? How the fuck is that the government’s business?
>>736767752It's not the same bro
>>736763513Yes
>>736767320Doesn't countt. went there
>>736763513I'm gonna be a 34yo virgin in 3 months...
>>736768180just have sex
>>736768652find me a girl insane enough to take my virginity
>>736768695i'm most retarded dowie ugly faggot ever and i managed it. just keep at it
>>736768783I'm uglier and more retarded than you, broyou don't even knowI literally can't talk to girls. I can't even initiate a conversation with the few friends I haveif they don't talk to me first, then I would just never know what they are doing
>>736767320He's too hung.
>>736768914same i just got drunk and hung around people until it happened somehow
>>736769295well, I don't like alcohol either and I would never get drunk to do that and I refuse to pay a whore as well
>>736768180I'm beating you to it in 1 month pussy
>>736768180Same but 32
>>736769339if you have any friends or a family members just go to one of those weddings or birthdays and it happens somehow i dont know how since i';ve been drunk all 4 times lol
I am not putting my dick inside a woman unless it's true love, it's not worth it
>>736769443nobody in my family and none of my friends are getting marriednobody celebrates birthdays here and if they do, they do it elsewhere with no family members so no invite. And if they do it with the family, it's just a few people and nobody from outside so no girls
>>736768783Rape doesn't count
>>736769607if you are a bong i will invite you out
>wanting to sleep with British "women"lol, lmao
>>736769814I am notI live in a third world south american country, in the most shitty city in the whole fucking country
>>736767752something something human trafficking
>>736769869Ohh tu eres Latinx? Makes sense Jajajaja
>>736769869where?
>>736769978I knowthat's why I said I'm uglier and more retarded than you>>736770017chile
>>736770046should be easy to get sex then bro you have the wild factor
I had sex when I was 23 with a black girl my age. We did some hiking at a nearby park and had sex under a bridge.
>>736770116no I don'tI'm literally clueless on how to get girls. I panic even thinking about talking to one. Can't even do it onlineI just can't do it...
>>736770218same but it happened somehow just keep at it and it will happen try going put with family members on a night out
>>736763513>Me when I'm 50 Lol
>>736770278and then what? I have nothing. I have no money, have no degree, barely have a job thanks to my dad, I have no idea how to give a kiss, I have no idea how to have sex besides putting benis in vagoo, I have no hobbies, I have no dreams, I have no goals
>>736770429Just give up and wait for complete societal collapse.
>>736763513In the future, I look like this and I say this.
>>736770429Try going to a pub alone or even a nightclub. You got family your age? Ask them to go with you. Even older family members
>>736771889not doing that. I don't wanna meet a whore at a pub I guess I have to specify that I don't want to have sex just for the sake of having sex. I don't wanna have casual sex. I don't wanna date hundreds of girls. I just wanna meet one girl and grow old together
>>736772190Well I don't know what to to tell ya. Got any old childhood friends? Any family members around your age?
>>736772264>Got any old childhood friends?no>Any family members around your age?yes but they are just weed addicts
>>736772343That might work bro. Try and organise a night out with them
>>736772452I don't want to. Sounds too annoying and I'm scared. I'm scared of girls and I don't deserve love anyway
>>736772502I am still scared of girls despite having sex you might just end up like me and luck your way into it due to being drunk around other people. Might as well try and see
>>736772627you're not gonna convince me to go and get drunk just so I can get my dick wet, anonI'll just die a virgin. Maybe I'll get a prize or something, who knows
>>736772686Ok well all I am saying is I am the most retarded ugly mothering fucking awkward unfunny cunt you can ever meet and I lucked my way into it so it will happen for you
>>736772758tell you whatif 4chan is still a thing in 50-60 years, I'll report back to you and tell you how it went
>>736772832Ok we tell a code word so I know its you in 40 years time
>>736772897surewhat do you have in mind?
>>736772926You decide I will write it down here and now to remember
>>736772961ok, how about virgintard?
>>736773004That's very generic I need something for you to recognise in 20 years
>>736773069then I don't knowI'm not good at making up words or nicknames
>>736767320i got a blowjob from some spa whore and it only made me feel worse
>>736773117Ok I will call you a ChileVirginAnon. Bookmark it for 20 years time
>>736773250works for mesee you in the future, browish you a good life
>>736773291Goodnight bro
The forces that be decided to give me a natural torsion in my sleep at a young ageAfter extensive surgery I am now Hitler and very insecure about myself
>38 kissless handholdless >rare thought of companionship enters my mind but most of the time don’t even think about it anymore I don’t really have anything to offer anyway
>>736775112>natural>he doesn't knowYou were chosen. This is how wizards reproduce.
>>736775430You know what? You might have a point there
why don't you fags just get an asian gf?all you need is to be white and have a pulse
>>736775523I don't leave my house
>>736775523I'm latinx
>>736777777a
no dubs on v retard
>>736768180>>736769398Rookie number. I'm a 39 soon 40 years old wizard. None of you can beat me number wise kek
>>736767320>paying for itYou didn't lose your virginity
>>736775523>just getwhere?
>>736768783height and dick size?
>>736773402>>736773291>>736773250>>736773117Holy shit, I read the whole thing, good luck bro
>Judgement 3 never
>>736768180Same
>>736769896The human trafficking part would solve itself if the government focused on pimps and not johns while also still making prostitution legal like any sane society.>>736769537Best mindest to have really.>>736769869>>736770046How the fuck are you this autistic? At least here in Burgerstan, that would make sense since Americans are really self-centered, isolated pricks and in order to get anything from them you have to massage their ego to a great degree, women included. Latinas in Latin America tend to be chill and actually worth talking to from my experience.
>>736763513ha ha... ha...
Coming up on 35 year old virgin here. I would love to try it, but that would mean having a relationship with some woman, which sounds intolerable. Not to mention the women around my age are all clearly desperate for someone to settle down and have children with and hell naw to that.
>>736766046average /fit/izen for sure
>>736767320Your first has to be someone special or the memory will turn sour as time goes on.
>>736779005you can have sex with a woman without committing to getting married you know. you must be the type of nigga who women dont consider for all the casual sex they have.
>>736779005Just hire an escort and get the hurdle out of the way. Once you actually have sex, it loses a lot of its mystique and woman lose a lot of their power.
>>736778217What is it like being a lich?
>>736768180You and all other virgins here will make it this year. I have a feeling this is gonna be a good year. WAGMI brahs, it's gonna be fucking great.
>>736779270>woman lose a lot of their power.this is true. women can somehow smell it on you if you're maidenless. the thing to understand is that the way to get women is to treat them as if they were men.
It never even began for me..
It's slowly starting to dawn on me that I will literally never touch a naked woman
>>736775385>>736779005I'm not kissless but she never put out and decided to be a pass around in my friend group after breakup and ruined my circle of friends, even decided to become a weeb after introducing her to TrigunShe's now a cosplaythot who ruined Winry for me foreverI regret it all
>>736779362>women can somehow smell it on you if you're maidenlessIt's not that complicated. It's clear to anyone watching if you become awkward and stumbling as soon as you speak to a woman. And guys become that way because they immediately think they have something to prove when interacting with women.
>>736769295Somehow is a good way to put it. I regularly go out for a beer with my friends, but alcohol makes no difference in how I talk to people.
>>736778328You're always paying for it.
>>736779270Losing your virginity to a prostitute is one of the saddest thing you can do to yourself
>>736781698Why?
>>736781785There's nothing quite like that awkward first time with someone who loves you during your late teenage years
>>736781698>>736781883If I'm going to have awkward sex, it should be with a woman who I'm going to be with for a lifetime, not some dumb bint I'll forget about as I'm going to college.I'd rather fuck a woman who knows what she's doing and how to please a man and pay for it than a teenage strumpet that doesn't know what she wants and isn't even good at making me cum. You sound like a fucking idiot if you value some bitch that probably forgot about you years ago.
>>736781967You are incredibly ignorant or a non-white.Either way, you have my pity.
>>736782051I'm neither. You're just an overly sentimental faggot about sex with women you'll never be in a long-term relationship with. You're simp basically.
>>736775523Nice cope whitecel.No one wants your pasty ass.
>>736781883But once you're past your teenage years that's no longer an option.
>>736781883holy faggot
>>736768180I turned 30 this year but still haven't gotten my wizard powers. How do I access them? Are there some hidden requirements? Surely I did not save myself for that long for nothing
>>736783780>he doesn't knowAnon....they've changed the rules already....
>>736763513Achievable natty?
>>736778663Same. It's literally just>I'm an ugly virigin retard>anon gives a solution>no I don't want to do thatHoly fuck. Never complain if you don't even try. Stop setting up arbitrary rules in your life as to why you'll never be happy.
>>736783964So what you're saying is, if I don't have my powers by 30 I'm free to unleash the beast?
>>736779153>never had feelings for a girl in my lifeit's over for me
>>736769537What is true love?Is it something you see in western literature or Hollywood?Or a pair of Indians forcefully married to each other?Or two people meeting in prehistorical tribal setting?Can you observe it in pairs around you?
Is it pathetic to feel that you want to contribute for a woman? Like I've been speaking to someone that I've starting to really like, we both are college students and we both like games and are introvertsI'm daydreaming about being in a relationship together and all but isn't that pathetic for someone I've only met online? I know what she looks like but it doesn't matter really if we're countries apartI hope by next year I'll... perhaps meet her in person but I don't know, I still haven't made any "moves" and I don't even know how I'll do that online
>>736784802It's fucking pathetic yes.Look remember the donald the duck and mickey mouse meme about chemicals?You are now that, a cocktail of chemicals making you think stupid.But there is the human will,above all those chemicals,overcome your animal side,your chemical side making you stupid,stop being a simp,you are better than that.For some it's hard for others impossible,decide which one you are(For most of /v is the latter as evidenced by threads like this)
>>736784802Do not ever take relationship advice from from /v/tards.
>>736784802That's not pathetic really. You both at least have common interests and some semblance of a common background. Normalfags won't even try and get to know the person they're trying to woo without fucking them first. Just make your interest in her known in some way and do it in a very obvious way. Hiding behind insincerity is a great way to kill any hope of a future with that chick.
>>736784802Ldr never works
>>736778328Unless you get raped, you are still paying. Wife is a subscription and even to pick chicks in a bar you need to buy drinks and shit.
>>736767557>>736778328You still have to pay women in some way for them to give you companionship or sex, just not directly
>>736779353It's already being fucking great, and i actually don't want to lose my virginity anymore. For some years now i have been having the time of my life masturbating to vrchat ERP, it's great.I feel that if i went to have a relationship with some woman now i would open a lot of doors for many problems and headaches, not to mention that my fetishes and degeneracy in general are pretty high so she would have to be pretty kinky to keep up with me
I was diddled as a kid so the though of sex scares me. That's literally the only reason why I'm a virgin, it's a choice based on things that wasn't a choice>t. 36 virgin
To all virgin anons here speaking about feeling lonely, don't you guys have friends? Asking in genuine curiosity.I'm a virgin wizard too, but I really never felt the need to chase pussy and not lonely too because my family and my bros are more than enough for me.My sexual urges i always sated by masturbating, and in the current years the internet is being flooded with all kinds of types of porn and gooning material, it was never a better time to be a gooner.
>>736786760I have no friends, even on the internet. My aura of sheer autism repels people to an extent I can't even imagine other humans actually enjoying interacting with me.
it's funny you always think>well surely it won't happen to mebut obviously there are people who are older and virgins, so it will happenman i wish i could have just never been born
>>736786927That's sad to hear. But let me tell you that I'm pretty sure that there are other autists who would have a nice time with you.I've met most of my friends through online games. I think they're a good place to find other like-minded people.
>>736786760i have a single steam friend that i met years ago and talk to regularly. i just don't talk to anyone if i don't have to
>>736786927>>736787369Why do some people choose to be autists instead of choosing to be a Chad with a huge social circle that fucks all the girls and becomes a millionaire?
>>736786948>man i wish i could have just never been bornYou better have more bad things going on in your life to justify this kind of sentiment, because if not, you're just a giant simp.I see anons all the time saying bad things about women, which I agree. And that's exactly why i don't chase them. Doesn't make sense to trash talk women to hell and then cry after because you don't have women.
>>736787525it's not just about being a virgin, i just mean in general
>>736763513https://youtu.be/6tPG6anPGGE?t=992
>>736786760Runescape clan but that's it.
>>736787454Being an autist is pretty comfy. No big responsibilities, no big headaches, just pure fun and games.Meanwhile being a millionaire Chad probably comes with a lot of things to manage and think about.I prefer the comfy life
>>736787573This I get. It's another thing atop a whole pile of shit.
>>736787454because every social interaction has generally been negative which discourages people from putting themselves in those situationsI just asked my dad if he’s done working on my car so I can drive itHe said it’s fine, just “move those things on the other side of it before you take it out of the garage” before he left for workI’m sure I’m going to go into the garage and not know what the fuck he was talking about and didn’t bother to ask because I assumed it should be obvious what I’m supposed to do if the instructions were that vague.Of course this is almost never the case
>>736784215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-tXCu_apCo
>>736768180only reason i say to lose it is just so you can stop worrying about it. i only fucked once at 23 and its been 9 years since. it wasnt a profound life changing experience, in fact it was more depressing than anything to know that the whole thing doesnt matter.
>>736791147>that the whole thing doesnt matter.Then why do men waste their lifes chasing women and simping for women? We are talking easily 80%+ of the male population here.
>>736787454Being a chad or an "autist" is largely dependent on your childhood. If you were lucky enough to be liked by tons of kids, you were likely to grow up with a lot more confidence in social interactions and the like. If your childhood was marred by constant bullying, lost friendships, and general negative social experiences, chances are you're going to be less likely to want to socialize with people. Not to say you can't break out of that, but as we all know, it's a lot harder to break out of learned behaviors that stemmed from your formative years.
>>736768180What if you, me, and all the other /v/irgin wizards got together and just went to a random village in eastern yurop? They can't stop us all.
If women supposedly enjoy sex as much as men why do they have a monopoly on offering sex in exchange for money
>>736793351I'm a virgin wizard living in eastern europe. If you think getting women here is easy you are in for a rude awakening. The only reason why they are interested in westoids in the first place is because of the money in your bank account. As soon as she gets security over your finances she will either become super bossy or cheat on you. Or both.
>>736781626>>736785825>>736786332Look at all that cope, if you paid a girl for sex. You never lost your virginity properly. Half-men. Virgins are better than you.
>>736775523Worked for me (25yo khhv before) but then I panicked and broke up with her after we had sex and it started to feel realDon't sabotage yourself anons
>>736794113>if you paid a girl for sex.what if I pay her through a date?
>>736775523I think asians are ugly but not as ugly as blacks. That includes the japan ones.
>>736794347Unless you're both paying for the date then you technically paid her for sex imo.
>>736781883I did that and it was shit, virginity, sex and women are all a meme.
>>736794113Big cope. 99% of men only get laid if they pay her dinner, or a gift, or take her to a movie. A woman won't want to have sex with you by default. You have to give her something in exchangePaying for prostitution is just honest dating.
>>736793649they enjoy sex as much as men but only when the guy is attractive and powerful
>>736767320That like masturbating with a flesh onahole. You never lost it, you only do it through seducing a female.
>>73678378030? Nah,you actually have to become a Greybeard
>>736775523Sorry, I only date humans. Asians aren't human.
>>736787454>chooseThat's the neat part, you don't.
>>736793351villages in eastern europe average age is above 60 my dude
>>736772926El psy kongroo
>Game's meta becomes more brootal and competitive every year
>>736763513fr he is just as i
>>736790347>chadWasn't this youtuber a tranny?Why hasn't he uploaded in 5 years? is he part of the statistic now
>>736768180Have you acquired any powers?
>>736796505First 20 seconds of this vodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPctu0o0kzM
>>736786760>don't you guys have friends?I haven't had a single friend since i was 10 years old.
>>736768180Me in 2 years
>>736767320>make virgins seethe and replying to you saying it doesn't countGood job
>>736792602unfortunately the majority of men are complete knuckle-draggers when it comes to their base urges.
>>736781967Yeah it's over for you unfortunately
>>736786760I used to have friends IRL, but they have all moved away and I haven't made new ones. I'm normal enough to be welcome at the friday post-work drinks but it's not really friends and while I think I'm not actually dislikeable it's me who kinda keeps my distance from people. Family I kinda dislike my parents, but I am quite close with my sister.I used to be active in an online circle that also semi-regularly met up IRL, but I burned out of that eventually. I keep in touch with like few people though, including one I talk to almost every day for like almost a decade now. I suppose that makes it the closest thing to a friend I have now.The IRL friends thing never actually bothered me all that much. At least I think so because there was quite a long period when I did just fine on my own. Eventually I started feeling like something is missing from my life though. Would getting a GF fill that void. Maybe, maybe not. I have no frame of reference what a romantic relationship is even supposed to feel like anyway, but everyone else, even the nerds that were still single in college paired up and I feel left out of some fundamental experience. I always figured that it would happen eventually, but then it just didn't.
>>736799006Yeahh...nah
>>736799140You'll never fill that void with material things.Yes, people are material.
I had a woman here at my place half an hour ago (she was my dance instructor) cause she wanted to see my vacation photos from asia and she didn't want to fuck even though I put my hands all over her and she was laying in my bedIT PISSES ME OFFNext time she's here I'll be more aggressive I don't care anymoreShe knows I've been struggling with this shit since forever
>>736768180I'm virgin too, but because i'm extremly shy to women. Like i don't speak to women at all never tried approaching anyone and i'm 30 already. Imagine that. The only women I ever talked to was a friend and I ended up catching feelings towards herhow dumb is that
>>736799441Probably, it's likely it can't be filled at all really, but it's still there.
>>736784912Take your own advice and don’t reply to bait retard
Sex, women and getting a gf are chance based rng bullshit, I hate itYou see the shortest ugliest most garbage bastard have a gf too, you don't need to be a chad or any retarded lookism shit like thatJust be in the right place at the right time when the bitch is in a certain moodBut goddamn this shit never fucking happens to me, it's like tossing a coin and landing tails 800 out of 800 times, god is playing pranks of me, I'll punch that nigger in the chin if I ever meet him in heaven
>>736799747It's like some people say when they talk about luck being a skill, there is plenty of RNG but you can tip the scales in your favor. Sometimes it really is "dance monkey, dance" though
>>736794581>A woman won't want to have sex with you by defaultUglies do.
This thread is miles better than /fit/ threads on sex
>>736799747Basically. That's why marriages used to be arranged and prostitutes used to be a legal (albeit frowned upon) outlet for sexual release. Granted, even back then, your chances for finding a woman were a lot higher, almost near certain, just due to the fact that the dating pool was EXTREMELY local (which means that you'd be competing against less men for any given woman) and you already knew the chick via social osmosis. So, genuinely if you didn't get a woman to be your gf and wife, it was a personal skill issue because most of the hard part was done for you. Nowadays, that social fabric that supported that sort of dating is entirely gone and you're at the whim of chance, fate or a fucking algorithm.
>>736792602because they are empty. not just in the head but in the soul, and they think they can fill it by fulfilling their base desires with other empty bodies and experiences. call me what you want, but you cant call me a virgin.
>>736799947>Sometimes it really is "dance monkey, dance" thoughThat's how I feel.I went to a psychiatrist and even she told me to take a fucking break from trying to get poon cause it's ruining me.I've been doing the EXACT same shit as my bros, with my bros. I'm quite social. They can attest to the fact that I've been trying. They were there. They already have wives, some even have kids, and I've been stuck on trying to score 1 damn date or lay. Stuck on the fucking tutorial. And I know I'm not a bad looking nigga cause NOBODY believes I'm a fucking virgin. Random people who I meet assume I'm like some sort of successful womanizer. I gotta be a statistical outlier of extreme proportions.Fuck it, I'm taking a break this year. The shrink is correct. I don't want to think about women, I don't want to see women because this shit is eating me up from the innards. Might go insane if I keep at it. I'm going infantry for a 2 year contract to cleanse my head. Just bros and camaraderie. No bitches. Not gonna post for 4 months but I'll come back. Wont see combat cause nothing's happening with my shithole country, but wish me luck fagets. If I do go to combat I'll make sure you get kino footage of me getting droned.
guys what if... being a virgin doesnt matter...
>>736800861NO.
I only find 2D women attractive.I think I'd fucking puke if I had to press my gross meat body against a 3dpd meat woman's gross sweaty meat body.I'm actually getting queasy just thinking about it.
>>736800861i mean yeah, in a vacuum, it doesn't matter. if somehow you're secure in yourself, can support yourself, take care of yourself etc and you happen to just not care about it, that's fine. but for most people being a virgin at 30+ is a sign that there's something wrong with you. you probably don't socialize much or at all, you're probably stunned emotionally, you're probably not in a good place in your life etc
>>736800859this nigga needs to go to the army to come out of the closer lmao
>>736801669the part he left out is that those majority of people are also in a vacuum, full of garbage and falsities and hatred. YOU are the thing that matters.
>>736801669>the less normal things you have done and do the less normal you probably arethe revelation,incredible discovery anon
>>736768180I couldn't imagine going that long without any kind of companionshipIt would be an impressive feat if it was voluntary but it's probably not...
>>736801852It's really simple Women:>Men only want me for sexMen:>Women don't want meAnd that's life
>>736794113>pay woman for sex with attention and timegood>pay woman for sex with money so they leave after they are done bad
>>736800154Uglies are even bigger whores than non-uglies
>>736801669Dude, what random people think of you doesn't matter. They're fucking strangers or acquaintances at best. Not only do they not know you, chances are they don't care to know you. The world we live in is ESPECIALLY fucked and really modern dating is just a fucking gacha game. It was always a bit random but the disappearance of solid physical spaces outside of work and school and the home for men and women to mingle has not only made dating harder, but it has made it a nightmare. It's not your fault that you don't fit someone else's image of you and you shouldn't have to conform to what other people think is important. Pussy is nice, but I'm not going to lose my sanity over just to prove I've finally lost my v-card. I'd rather give it to a woman I love very deeply and love s me back in the same way so at least in addition to feeling phenomenal, it meant something even if the relationship fails (God forbid).
>>736801669> there's something wrong with youThere is something wrong with everbody my nigga, who cares only retards do, social constructs are bullshit are just there for retards that cant tell when they are being manipulated into behaving well so society can function
having sex is a fundamental part of the human experience, like, if you haven't had sex, it's an indicator of a major dysfunctional problem affecting your life. how you deal with this fact is another thing; it's basically as follows:>becoming an incel, ascribing to online """masculinity""" movements and living your life holding a grudge against womenabsolutely cringe, ngmi and must be placed into therapy>be the ethical incel, come to terms with your predicament and just live life being content with knowing you'll never form romantic relationships, focusing on other pursuits/personal growth insteadbased, simple as
>>736772758>and I lucked myKey word being luck. I'm pretty okay looking (never got asked by a girl, but I've seen uglier guys than me get laid) and I still "lucked" my way into wizardhood.
>>736802386Or just get with hooker and be over it
>>736802232Man,i go outside and see 70 cars for every 1 person.Where are the people at ?
>>736800680"dating" is a modern meme that wasn't wide spread until the mis-late 20th century. Back in the old days society and communities made a deliberate effort for young people to find their partners by hosting events or setting you up with people they knew. If you were a lonely girl or a boy, the whole damn village would make it their mission to find you a partner.Our ancestors had it easier
>>736802386The biological function and imperative is REPRODUCTION sure in this manmade Society SEX may be as if not more important than REPRODUCTION but you can't trick your biological brain having infertile failed sex which most people are having nowadays with this childless women epidemic.
Just goon
>>736802386t.
>>736802386>if you haven't had sex, it's an indicator of a major dysfunctional problemYes? I know I'm autistic
