I-I had fun bros..I enjoyed the movie...Sorry....
>>736771685Too busy for my liking.My kids liked itThe Star Fox intro segment was pretty radI think I preferred the first, which in hindsight I didn't even think was particularly good.I'm optimistic for a Fox movie, somehow the Lifetime/Hallmark Sonic the Hedgehog movies are a more enjoyable watch
me on the right (as a 30 y/oldfag btw)
>>736771685I thought it was boring
>>736771685I like it too, but there was a lot of fanservice. The animations and fights were top tier.
>>736771685>>736773682>>736774831You're allowed to enjoy having keys tangled in front of you, but i am going to judge you for it.
>>736771685It was silly fun but felt totally devoid of reasons for the characters to move from one situation to the next. Just an endless stream of member-berries for the brain-fried masses to shuffle through with zero care for cohesive storytelling.
>>736771685>make review for mario galaxy movie>say its shit because it destroyed mario loreI didnt know I could hate lorefags any more than I did two weeks ago, I honestly thought zelda fans were the only ones.
>>736776946It just goes to show that for as little "lore" as the games have, Illumination couldn't take that and actually build on it. They just made up a whole bunch of random shit and characterization that's nothing like the games.
>>736777069No, it goes to show me that you faggots are the worst and Im glad everything nintendo is putting out is ruining your headcanons. BOTW, Bananza, and Mario galaxy are all the new canon, get fucked.
>>736776946Hard to ignore it when it's a direct middle finger to the storybook portion of Galaxy 1, which people tend to consider a highlight of that game's atmosphere.
F U C K
>>736777374Imagine caring this much about atmosphere and story in a fucking mario game. God dammit I hate wii babies so much
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>>736777374>Hard to ignore it when it's a direct middle finger to the storybook portion of Galaxy 1, which people tend to consider a highlight of that game's atmosphere.Optional Storybook that you have to go out of your way to discover that’s not forced upon you
>saw the mario galaxy movie >had fun, even one of my cousins that isn't into mario was confused about the internet outrage>critics say it's bad because this children's movie does not have shawshank redemption tier writing and people (with obvious anti-nintendo bias) are just repeating the same "jingling keys" and "LE TIKTOK SHORTS!" cope from criticsFuck you, I liked it
>>736777858You don't have to go out of your way to discover it. That implies it's hidden. The game tells you when you can read it and it's right there in the hub world. It's also just baffling that they'd use any concepts from Galaxy at all but not for the reasons people like them. Even that would be fine if it served a half decent story on its own merits, but it doesn't even do that. The standards for a movie are higher than just memberberries. It's fine if you liked it but seething that other people are calling a shit movie shit makes it seem like you're more personally offended than even they are.
>>736777597Galaxy really did introduce a bunch of pseudo intellectuals into mario with the idea that mario needs atmosphere and lore tidbits to be good.
>>736771685I was bored to tears. The movie completely lost me with Bowser especially.>Mario stomps on Bowser in a fit of rage like a retard and accidentally makes him big>Bowser actually keeps his word and supports Mario on his quest>Agrees to servitude in Mario's place when the Queen Bee says "well someone has to pay">Is later coerced by his son to just abandon his "friends" Yes, I do want a cohesive plot when I'm watching a movie. It doesn't matter if it's Mario or anything, a movie has to be a fucking movie.
>>736778084Okay, Nintendo Adult. Don't shit your Baby Mario Diaper.
>>736778084I hate retards like you who think in extremes. The first Despicable Me has an enjoyable plot and it's by no means a complicated one. Mario movie has no cohesive plot that actually gives the character motives on one scene to the next.
>>736777374Look, trannies are actually mad that their yuri was taken away from them
>>736777374>lorefags crashing out when SMB3 is literally a screenplayI really don't know what you people expect. Have some Bowuigi
>>736780330>the villain has negative character development and slides back into villainryThis is good writing. I'm so tired of every villain being redeemed and whitewashed.
>>736780953I don't like it when a character decides to be a good guy for no reason and then switch back to being a villain for no reason. It's not just Bowser, the majority of the characters just decide to do things randomly in this movie.
>>736781019Bowser becomes good because he wants the Peach cunny and also likes LuigiBowser becomes evil because he wants to impress his sonShould we get Starlow in the next movie to exposit directly to the audience for you?
>>736771685Okay. Go tell someone who cares, like /tv/, /co/, or reddit
>>736781106>Bowser becomes good because he wants the Peach cunnyAnd how pray tell, does agreeing to a life of servitude that he had no plan of breaking out of help him achieve this goal?
>>736781163Villains have flaws. Bowser's flaw is the misguided idea that kidnapping Peach and blowing up her kingdom would make her wet.
>>736781192How did telling Bowser Jr. that Mario and Luigi were very cool guys fit into this plan?
>>736781234Because he liked Luigi and was being a fence sitter.
>>736771685>Mario Movie 1 adapts, just your average Mario game + Isekai shit, basically just SMB1 the movie>Teases for the sequel to be a SMW adaptation>Except it is an adaptation of:>SMB2>SMW>Sunshine>Galaxy>Kinda Odyssey>And of course STAR FOX IS THERE TOO?All of this and somehow it is shorter than the first movie.
>>736781269Did Luigi and Bowser have sex?
>>736781324Yes. Bowser is fleshlight sized
