>they are sistersdoes it make sense?
In the Mario movieverse, sure.
Why would you care about films that exist as a side product to the games.
>>736785279Why'd they shoehorn Star Fox in this garbage?
>>736785336it's canon
>>736785384To the films
>nintendo made tons and tons of incest porn in an instantBased
>>736785407to mario canon
>>736785279>>736785309>>736785336>>736785384>>736785407>>736784756
>>736785353No clue, why put Fox and Pikmin in a Mario movie
>>736785279hot
>>736785279Somebody at Nintendo must have thought "Mario got Luigi. Therefore, Peach requires a sister."Now don't ask me how you'd arrive at that logic.
>>736786970Wouldn't Daisy make more sense in that case
Can Perfect Mario defeat the 2 Princesses?
Ok but what does their mother look like
>>736785279Wasn't rosalina supposed to be like, the queen of the universe and a veritable goddess, nay, a reincarnated force of nature?
>>736785279I don't think this would impact their ability to bingbing and wahoo in platforming games, no
>>736787376
>>736787218If this is perfect Mario, why did Nintendo change his design?
the theory of Peach being his mother never made sense to me, so this is fine, and retroactively makes their porn better
>>736785384Rosalina is hundreds of years old in the games. She does not have a sister but has a brother in the games.She wasn't born in space but was born in the Mushroom Kingdom in the games.The movie can never be canon
>>736785279The amount of porn artists getting cancelled over this movie is fucking hysterical.
>>736785279its because miyamoto hates the original story
>>736787442A true Heavyweight Class
>>736785279the writer just wanted all the porn of them to be incest
>>736787218*blocks your path*
>>736785353build up for the inevitable smash bros movie
>>736788378Id like to see that but I hope its not as shitty as this movie. I want to see Capt. Falcon punch people into the stratosphere
Just go back to talking about Star Fox please.
>>736785353He was the best part about the movie because he has a cool theme and that nice little animation.
>>736785279Oyakodon
>>736787218One shot by a girlboss "DON'T MESS WITH MY KIDS" from Rosalina
>>736785279The movie was a good time.Enjoyed watching it with a group of my friends yesterday at the theater.Although at this point of my life i have no idea what lore exists about nintendo games so i was never questioning about whether every single point of the plot made sense. I assume thats something the little kids who play their switches know about.Sorry i didn't meant to insult the modern Nintendo gamer but...yeah.
>>736785279Incest much?https://files.catbox.moe/axi5ac.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/7kzi0u.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/dtpwaj.jpg
>>736785353Because they are making a new game and need to reintroduce him to zoomersLike, his role in the move is introducing what his franchise is about in a 11 seconds well animated Tik Tok and have every single other character gush over how cool hevus
>>736788791Is it worth watching the movie if I have no one to go with? I enjoyed the first movie enough, but it felt kinda lonely being by myself.
>>736788194Well, she have full package bulge down there.
>>736788791I also watched it alone in my empty house as a shitty cam version. I didnt care for it. They should have just called it Princess Express or something. I liked Bowser & baby Bowser's dynamic. The kid just wanted his dad and dad remembered who he was doing it all for. Very heartwarming.
>>736785416>incest >between two femalesLaughing at that notion and calling it impotent feels like an understatement.
>>736788979I'd never watch a kids movie alone in the cinemas personally. Need to take a few friends in for it not feel awkward since i don't have a child of my own to take to see it.
>>736788979You should take a friend so people think you're gay instead of a pervert who wants to be around children.
>>736789367>gay>instead of a pervert who wants to be around children.Anon....
>>736785353MUH EXPANDED UNIVERSE WATCH ALL THE MOVIES AND CROSSOVERS MARVEL DOES IT WE CAN GET INFINITE MONEY TOO
>>736788828Is Yuri incest even bad? The main issue with incest is siblings creating their own kids with health issues. They're both females so they cant have kids together anyways.
>>736789440It's probably regarded as bad due to moral standards. It's also probably doesn't generate the same disgust reaction for precisely the reason you mentioned. But also because of the fact that it is far more uncommon and unlikely to occur, so it doesn't register on people's radar unless they are forced to consider the societal, moral implications. As you said, there is no risk of pregnancy, and minimal risk of hymen breakage from penetration. So nobody really cares.
>>736787168she'll be her cousin
>>736789631It isn't sex unless penis penetrates vagina. All other acts are mutual masturbation.I don't make the rules.
someone post the movie cover where her leg looks like a huge bulge
>>736789401Hahahaha
>>736789203One of them is frequently drawn with a dick, Anon
>>736785279Daisy is bff and Pauline is nothing. Ros being sister is turbo retarded.
>>736790193>with a dickThat would make the character a brother, not a sister. More importantly, I don't occupy my mind with what degenerate faggots on the internet do. If you could pin down and force the writers at Nintendo do disclose whether or not they secretly futa-coded their character, under threat of violence, I would be willing to bet they still consider the character biologically female (that means with no cock you porn brained freak)
>>736788979My kid was too young to go to the first movie but I'd say galaxy is worth going to for the music
>>736789440Normies think so, to the point a number of artists are being forced to disavow and delete their PeachxFutaRosalina art because no one has an issue with Peach getting railed by a 5 foot long dong, but now that they're blood related it's bad and wrong.
>>736796231>depicting a girl from a franchise for kids with a cock and fucking another girl is totally kosher>oh, but the movie canon made them "sisters"?>okay, NOWWWW it's too degenerateI can abide by the rigid stance of sexless Puritans, and the absent morality of total degenerates. What I can't stand is the moral inconsistency of these double standard losers. And no, there is no middle ground here. You CANNOT make the argument to me that depictions of chicks with dicks fucking eachother is somehow morally better or worse than fictional sisters being depicted fucking eachother.
>>736793575>I don't occupy my mind with what degenerate faggots on the internet do.>is here talking about just that while using terms like futa-codedlol
>>736785309>>736785336>>736785407Miyamoto likes to change things up a bit
>>736797450Yes. People who are afraid of spiders can be aware of spider things. You are not clever.
>>736785353My daughter liked it and so did I.
>>736785279I wonder how much gonna the Nintendo twisting the Metroid movie lore.Riddly and Samus turned out they are siblings.
>>736788828based
>>736787218how is the Perfect Mario statuette more useful than just a file that can interact with rendering tools?
>>736796231Which artists deleted their stuff?
>>736785279The Coffin of Rosalina and Peach
>>736785353Gimme a Star Fox anime
>>736788149Koizumi did nothing wrong.
>>736789367I went to see alone and not once did this thought cross my mind. Try not to be terminally online for a change lad.
>>736788520Well you’re in luck Captain Falcon bro
>>736788828FutaCringeSlop much?
>>736800283If Wario was gonna be in the next movie they would have featured him in the after-credits scene instead of Daisy.
>>736787442no she's the adoptive mother of a bunch of cosmic baby cosmoses that got a few powers from being around them like how Mario got the ability to spin
>>736799980Would.Both
>>736800482What a bold statement
>>736800398Considering the series so far has just been>The Princess Peach Movie - featuring guest appearance by MarioI'm not so sure they would have.
>>736800482>>736802360daring
>>736803095Avant garde, even.
>>736785279I'm so fucking tired of goy media, it gets to a point where you want to do something crazy. First movie is about le girl boss mogging the main character, second movie is about le girl boss finding her long lost sister or some Frozen shit. Little boys have no empowering representation in media.
>>736793575Nintendo did make Birdo a transvestite, and thats 1980s instruction booklet canon.
>>736798165Retard with a false equivalence, not surprising. You're here afraid of spiders talking to people about spiders and saying you don't think about spiders.
>>736788378Why make the Zelda movie liveaction then?
>>736785353This is Nintendo making banking while they still have a large followingAnything that could get people to go watch this slop they will doThey know furfags and starfox fags are two big demographics that overlap
>>736808286This is perfect demonstration what Mario and green Mario become in their own movie
>>736808286
Women call each other "sister" all the time bro it don't mean dey related, bro (short for brother).
>>736807365Retard that tries to move the goalpost. Not surprising. Thread was about Peach and Rosalina being sisters. Futafaggots like yourself injecting their fetish is secondary.
>>736785353Tapping into the MCU slop hype
>>736785353They are probably going to introduce more non-Mario characters in 3, and after that make bootleg Avengers Smash Bros movie
>>736809271I hate futa you dumb fucking nigger.>move the goalpostYou obviously don't know what the means. This dumb faggot is still here talking about futa despite >I don't occupy my mind with what degenerate faggots on the internet do.Absolute fucking clown tier retard.
>>736785353Miyamoto
>>736810194
>>736788828Based department, anon
>>736785279They look the same, so why not?
>>736797527Movie Cranky is DK's father while in the game he is still considered his grandfather.
>>736787663This is future Luna Platz
>>736785353The real question at this point is why don't they?
>>736785279burh, the peachlina artist are going to wipe their galleries because all their porn is now incest and that's gross
>>736810248Kek
>>736810806Obviously no degen will give a fuck, but Ive heard some boards have it as a rule, no incest. It will be intresting how they handle it.
>>736810806>suddenly artist draw the line at incestfuckers nonstop fantasize about fucking moms and/or dads yet somehow siblings are off limits? when did porn artist because so moral?
>>736811246a lot of pussies in this age.
*raughs*
>>736785279So which one would be the hag sister?
>>736785353It was Member Berries the movie
>>736785353you would have no plot otherwise, fox is literally the driving force
>>736785279>We really really really really really want the Frozen audience.
>>736788643Shimaidon, actually.
>>736814363you just know
>>736810806I don't think a single one has deleted anything. Most of them either ignore the movie canon or they think it's hotter now.
>>/tv/ is that way
>>736787218Perfect Mario would solo the whole movie canon.
>>736810080>don't know what the means.Sorry kid. Looks like you made a typographical error. That means your entire argument just got raped in the asshole. Much like your butt hole IRL. Are you not the Gaylord that told me that people often draw one of the princesses with a cock? I made but one response to a homosexual that made that statement, before being engaged in a dumb back and forth about it. I will not be gaslight by your dumb, typographically inept, nigger ass.
>>736787218>we could have had two Mario movies where Mario showed that he was naive to the Mushroom kingdom but he still had physical prowess>could have been a silent or soft spoken down to earth person that got stuff done, even against the big bad Bowser>instead, he's a sidekick in his own movie while Peach does everything athletic and mario likeI can't even describe the feeling I have toward the people that made this movie. The fact Nintendo allowed Mario to be put in such a role means they are compromised, too. It's over.
>>736816456Just call him brown next time, nerd.
>>736816574All of the shit going on with Pokémon should have told you that bigwig Nip execs are in bed with western influence. A lot of the most prominent Japanese companies are. You can tell by which ones get promoted by western media and which don't.
>>736785336Because Miyamoto directly okayed everything
>>736788828would this attack be effective?
>>736814363I prefer Saint Seiya nordic arc
>>736816574which is insane since like every mario RPG already laid perfectly sound foundation for movies and they still have a pervertec vision for Mario
>>736816830I know he's brown. Just reminding him of that isn't enough. He must also be castigated into submission for daring to be brown in my space.
>>736812798Sex with ganguro and ojou-sama
>>736811246>>736811450>Skullgirls post-censoredZone-tan a cuck now
>>736817145He, like many others just tried to fly straight when he thought there was some real money to be made. Problem was that he had already built his name on depictions of non-kosher content.
>>736816456>Looks like you made a typographical error.>Much like your butt hole>your>I will not be gaslight by>gaslightLmao, fucking retard is trying to talk shit about typos when he can't even avoid them himself.>Are you not the Gaylord that told me that people often draw one of the princesses with a cock?Took you long enough to realize that you fucking moron.
If you are not the guy I first responded to, then that makes your opinion even more irrelevant. Begone brownie.
>>736818331Coward is now avoiding directly responding to me! A nigger like this thinks he's whiter than me! Sad! You will never be white! You're the definition of a midwit! Keep misusing "gaslight" and "moving the goal post" since you're too stupid to actually formulate a proper response yourself! Hit me with another false equivalence maybe nigger!
>>736818331Mmm brownies bake by tomboy
>>736812798
she looks better in red
>nigga two girls suddenly spawned in a random asteroid, somehow got powers, and for some reason random villains wanted them.Nah I liked more the theory that peach's mother was a whore how abandoned her.
>>736785279It does if you cast Peach as a celestial.Why they made Peach a celestial in the first place is complete tosh, though.
>>736785336>thinking they won't start making everything in games based on the movies.
Mandatory https://cdn.donmai.us/original/ba/c2/bac27ffd61f7afdb187a53055abee38c.mp4
>>736822050It's wild how damn near every fucking Mario thread needs to have at bare minimum 5 guys posting Hard Degenerate
>>736822050>Rosalina doesn't have a futa cock
>>736821459They force her in
>>736810194Nothing beats beutiful girls with cocks
>>736822050Just imagined cock vore or sounding?
>>736822050Can you imagine being so turbo gay and AIDS riddled that you see beautiful princesses and thing "man, I bet they have huge cocks!". You're actively turning something straight into faggotry.
>>736822050>>736812798Man, I love Daisy.
>AIIIEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP YOU'RE SISTERS!!!
>>736814363
>>736824227>>736793575Tomboy and dickgirls mash well
>>736799980
>>736810627True.
>>736789203>what is a threesome
>>736824540A bit weird.
>>736785279>officially eeeh
>>736825851Yet exotic through the eye.
>>736812798>late 30sgive nowhag good
>>736785279Why are they so hot?
>Rosalina knew where peach was and everything that she was doing>never once bothered to visit herWhy does no one point out how dumb this is? It's always complaining about either it contradicting mario "lore" (who cares) or gooning to peach/rosalina incest.
Sweet, incest porn!
>>736785353You can't convince me that the entire movies plot wasn't AI generated. It is literally just a random sequence of bullshit and superficial imagery associated with Mario, no arc, no poignant dialogue, no memorable jokes or setpieces.
>>736821779I'm always gonna wonder why her "flower suit" wasn't white and pink
>>736788828>>736810194>>736812798>>736821459>>736822050>>736824540
>>736828941>AIslop
>>736828941chatgpt would have made a more coherent story if that was the case
>>736812798>>736821459why are they melting?
>>736822050Mentally >Insane>Retarded>illChoose what applies to you
To be fair, they looked suspiciously alike and this probably has been the plan since Rosalina was introduced. That said I’ve never seen the movie and never will so no clue how they ass-pulled into tying in or making sense.
>>736785279>Peachalina is illegal in the UK nowLOL
>>736832934>That said I’ve never seen the movie and never will so no clue how they ass-pulled into tying in or making sense.They don't really. I doubt any thought went into it beyond "hey let's make peach and sisters! That would help get people talking about this product on social media!"
>>736823910would you rather watch men fuck rosalina? seems gay dude
>>736832934There's no real explanation. They're shown on a small planet, there a vague glowing light off screen, and Rosalina decides it's "dangerous" so she puts Peach in a warp pipe and that's that.It's in the opening that she knows about Mario saving the kingdom, so it's not like she doesn't know what's happening there.
>>736785353You remenber "Out of This Dimension" level in the original StarFox. Well this is what happen to him.
