Post god-tier gameplay
WELL HERE I AM
He does this on purpose
>>736789038Greatest and most consistent actor of our generation if true.
>>736788978DOING THE THINGS I AM ABLE TO
i dont even remember how i played these gamescertainly didnt use a controllerwas it arrow keys andddd..... C V B Space?
It comes in denim
>>736788945how can you be so bad when you've been gaming for 4 decades?
>>736788945
>>736789132CLINGING TO MY IDENTITY AS I UNDERSTAND IT
We've moved on to felting the quartering
>>736789224It's his supernatural jojo anime ability. He can play games for as much as humanly without ever getting better at them.
>>736789224Early onset alzheimer's
>>736788945Feeding those in dire need :)
>>736788945Genuinely zero clue what the fuck he is trying to do, there is 2 kickers right fucking there.This gives me journalist playing cuphead tutorial vibes.
>>736789471He looks fat and at least 45Men in such shape don't live long, let's say to 55I wouldn't call it early alzheimersIt's over for the unc
>>736789628
>>736789230BECAUSE MY ABILITIES EXCEED THAT OF MORTAL MEN
>>736789384I'm such a fucking retard to laugh at this.
>>736789749>not doing the unga bungawhat a non-gamer. every second idled is dps wasted and potential own health lost
DSP plays wizard
>>736789384
>>736789518does that come in denim
>>736789674
>>736789558
Reminder that Phil detractors are literally a bunch of homosexuals and trannies
>>736789384so whats it with indians and trains?
>>736789949reminder that Phil is a genuine fucking retard and is very funny to laugh at
>>736789674He's beginning to believe
>>736789749yo this gameplay is fire
>>736790069I love how spray patterns filter retards
>>736789991Call of the juggernaut, the wish to be reincarnated out of that hell hole
>>736790096thank fuck for quick rewind. these games are intolerable otherwise. thank you konami
>>736788945>>736789038Roleplaying as 'bad in videogames' is so cringe. Imagine watching that guy instead of Shroud.
>>736789949tab back in phil
>>736790069Nigga moment
>>736790191game?
>>736790242Proper horror.
>>736789576lmao. real
>>736790313Dragon's Dogma 2
>>736789720That is one magic bullet
>>736789991retard subhumans can't understand that trains are wider than the tracks they're on.
>>736788945I love DSP. The internet would be so much more boring without his paraplegic brain.
>>736789749Seriously why is nobody fucking talking about how retarded that enemy is? DS3 always gets praised while bs like this exists, meanwhile ds2 is the black sheep for some reason.
>>736790492>>736789749
>>736790115kek
>>736789224low iq and low abilities
>>736789224>decadesTime dulls your motor skills, reflexes and senses.
>>736788945what is he trying to do?
>>736789224He's drunk (Or at least tipsy) whenever he streams.
>>736791258Excuses for retardation, lol
>>736788945Videogames are designed from start to finish to cater to DSP
>>736791779game devs bow to the might DSP
>>736791916bro i think she got a stroke
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775915117652741.webm
>>736790180shroud's gay though
>kojitard world order niggers are STILL wasting their lives documenting this guy being bad at videogamesmake all the snarky comments you want they are never going to be featured in a TIHYDPAAAAAAAAAAACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAACK ACK ACK
>>736789474You can knife that dog through the fence as it's climbing up. Or better yet, just run past as you'll never be coming back to the boiler room.
>>736792725They should blow up their railroad then since it was built by the British
>>736789749These are some of the worst enemies in the game. And that area is complete shit. But this guy is fucking retarded. You can't play defensively around those, just overwhelm them. Unfortunately he was using some fagsword and not the GREAT CLUB.
>>736789796Very satisfying.
>>736788945Post the nu doom when he doesn't give a fuck about using the shield
>>736792704>just do speed tranny shit that you need prior knowledge to knowYou are why gaming is ass now anon
>>736788945I don't get why he gets the hate. guy's perfect streamer for this age of streaming.
>>736793045Avoiding enemies to save ammo has been one of the tenets of Resident Evil since its inception.
>>736793167larpyou can kill everything you see easily in every game except for autistic hard modes like dreamcast re2kill yourself
>>736789384NOOOOOO SAAAAAARDO NOT REDEEEeeeeem.....
>>736793167For like maybe 4 games in the entire series. RE3 has near infinite ammo and RE4 onward is full on action-slop. RE1&2, CV and zero probably benefit from ammo conservation.
>>736793256CV has the destroyer of worlds knifethe only way you can conceivably have no ammo is if you have it all on claire/chris before a character swapid argue 2 onwards is full action especially with 2s big selling point being NOW WITH MORE ZOMBIES ON SCREEN! but re1 you can easily just march through the whole mansion with your shotgun
>>736793217On normal or assisted, sure. I like to see how much ammo I can save during the easier sections (PD like in the WebM) so I have more for bosses. I don't know why you're bending over backwards to defend some e-celeb streamer. He doesn't care about you or even know you exist.
>>736793395i dont give a fuck about the streamer i just refute niggers who act like RE or SH had ammo conservation on any level
>>736793464That guy might've been playing on Hardcore, in which case it would make sense to save some ammo where possible. You're not interested in discussion anyway. So don't bother responding because I won't waste my time reading it.
>>736793123If that were remotely true he'd be a lot more popular
>>736788945look no further than watching "critics" play video games >>736789038No he does not. He's actually that retarded
>>736789991England came and built them all over what is essentially the overcrowded habitat of some mud tribe
>>736790920Because its not uncommon in Fromsoft games.
>>736792725Am I evil for laughing at these?They actually think they look like bad asses and gangsta or something?
>>736790920Only NPCs praise DS3, the "member this?", bloodborne-lite sequel with the worst DLCs ever released. Does anyone even remember the snow one? People only remember a single boss from it. Ringed city more like 90% swamp and angel spam
>>736789991
>>736795135Why the fuck did the mine do that lmao.
>>736789038DSP is not smart nor humble enough to have the mindset of "if I play badly on purpose more people will donate"
>>736790115Those remastered graphics are so disgusting
>>736788945There's no way he isn't doing this shit on purpose, it's his thing. You're all retarded.
>>736795452What do you mean bro
>>736789038Explain him beating Sword Saint Isshin on his third try
>>736792725Remember, guys, doing braindead shit like this is all part of their culture and we should respect that
>>736795516The fact that he remembers his parents not buying him a toy as a kid then getting angry at them because they couldn't afford it later shows how retarded he is.
>>736795245I think it targeted the zealot in the front and got bodyblocked by the one in the back
>>736795568Sekiro isn't hard at all, the parry windows are very lenient and if you're too early you just lose stamina rather than health. It's like playing a souls game with a greatshield.
>>736789686>American_Cop_makes_an_arrest.webm
>>736795691>Dude you need to try Dark Souls! The PVP is insane! So fucking good!>The PVP in Dark Souls
>>736795135I've never seen women play sc.
>>736789227what a dick
>>736796308That's a man
>>736796308Anon...
>>736795568read a guide then spammed the blue axe on him lol
>>736789991romantic bollywood movies often had this trope where the protagonist guy walks somberly close to the rails while, i dunno, thinking about the chick he wants to fuck or something. since it looks cool, jeets try to emulate those scenes while somehow forgetting that in the movie it's all scripted and the train they're about to be splattered upon extends beyond the length of the rails.
>>736789038No he's really that retarded. He couldn't figure out how to crouch jump in Half-Life and called it a glitch when people told him how to do it.>How am I supposed to know about this jumping glitch when the game never tells you how to do it despite me never playing the tutorial where it does exactly that?He also never knew about fat rolling and encumbrance in Dark Souls his first few tries. Watch the "How Not to Play X" edits people make of his playthroughs. It's all real and horrifying.
>>736796957i wish i could weaponize my retardedness like this guy. in this he proved smarter than me, no doubt.
>>736789038DSP is eternally 15. He's genuinely that bad at videogames and incapable of seeing it.
>>736789820Every second spent dps'ing is a second not being DSP
>>736796957To be fair, long jumping in HL has the appearance and feeling of all the other Quake/Goldsrc movement exploits.The first time someone told me about it I didn't think it was an intended mechanic
>>736795135Is this real?
>>736789518not funny
>>736797207That's so cool. How does that even happen rendering wise?
>>736797471Game? I want to be this comfy.
>>736797471survival games made in the west have stats like hunger, thirst, sleep, etc.survival games made in eastern europe have drunk and hangover meters
>>736796840why trains/train tracks though? is it like important in their culture or something?
>>736798694holy based
>>736797390>The first time someone told me about it I didn't think it was an intended mechanicThat's fine and all but the tutorial literally tells you about it and shows you how to do it, but he skips it and then acts like an asshole when he doesn't know how to do anything. He skips cutscenes and then bitches about not knowing what's going on with the story. He's just a stupid asshole.
>>736798204Trans-Siberian Railway Simulator
>>736798746I too, skip tutorials and cutscenes
>>736798746>he skips tutorial and cutscenes then bitches he doesn't know how to play the game or what the story isDSP was simply too early for this meta. Every popular streamer has been like this for years
>>736798694This looks so old that everyone in the video is dead by now
I'll always thank fighting games for exposing me to DSP from the very beginning, such a funny character to keep up with from time to time
>>736798391It's the only working thing they have since the british built it
>>736798774>Trans-Siberian Railway SimulatorBless you
>>736795545Looks beautiful better than the original uncslop. >But Indians badIf we are so bad then why do you beg us to remake the best selling video games? Why people like our art? Why do people prefer our art over original uncslops? Anwser me. You lost.
>>736790180Shroud and DSP aren't that different desu.Both are retards that play video games, one is terrible at it, the other cheats.Their opinions and behavior are equally retarded.
>>736795889>>736796680The point I’m making is that you don’t read guides/cheese out a fairly challenging final boss in 3 tries only to then ragequit Super Mario Galaxy 2, a Kirby true arena and lose 3 times to Fire Red Misty. Dsp is just wildly inconsistent and usually shit at what he plays. If he had things his way then he’d only play sf2 and JRPG’s to avoid embarrassing himself.
>>736799375I think it was 5 tries. Also I think he simply got lucky. it happens, even to him.
>>736789772
>>736789224hahah... yeah
>>736789384>even has flip flops LMAOOOO
>>736790920>>736795067the only people I see talk about DS3 anymore are those who mod the ever living HELL out of it, from literally pokemon style mods to demons souls archstones, or pvp players, almost no one wants to remember vanilla
>>736790294>spaztic enemies who can also just 9 miles>yet you still control like a tank so you have to run just to catch upthe fact this is STILL the core mechanics even to elden ring shows how shit the souls like series is, at lease fucking sekiro did it right
>>736790091What mod is this? What mods, rather?
>>736791297He is an alcoholic, anon, that habit makes people retarded over time. This isn't news.
>>736794638Anon that... that's not mud
i hate when he takes time off because i want to laugh at him all day
>>736788945>SPECIALkek
Why does it feel like every thread nowadays turns into some anti Indian bullshit.
>>736801697good morning saar
>>736801461quit being a faggot. he's always been bad at games. ALWAYS. imagine defending DSP. fucking dents.
>>736801765You must live in a complete shit hovel of a country if being called a retarded alcoholic is a compliment. Continue suffering.
>>736792470when the FUCK is david cage going to give us new movie game cringekino?
>>736801782epic battle right here
>>736801724You’re so foolish. In order to pit the later generation against india.Pakistani cyber cell funded by china. It's that simple man. Develop some literacy and common sense.
>>736801782Uncs will post gameplay like this then cry how AC6 "ruined" the franchise
>>736795568That boss took me almost 100 attempts to beat. I'm not bad at Sekiro, I beat almost every other boss on the first try without any cheese or whatever, but something about Sword Saint Isshin just fucked my ass. I was consistently perfecting the first 2 stages by the time I finally beat the third part, I almost gave up and just stopped playing that game
>>736798842Every streamer has their retard moments, but it takes a special type of human being to be retarded as consistently and with the same intensity like DSP.
>>736795012There was a wildly popular Bollywood movie where the hero walks by a train like that and looked pretty cool. That movie has killed hundreds if not thousands of innocent people.
>>736789038people need to learn this, streamers do not "act". They do not invent personas to act dumb they are just dumb. Sometimes they will play up a joke a little bit and yell a little louder for a bit but at the core this is who they are. If you hear a terrible opinion and see terrible gameplay from a streamer it is who they are.
>>736789749Its crazy how much HP you have in DS1/2/3In Elden Ring that dude would take 80% of your HP bar each time.
>>736802680Elden ring difficulty is just plain fucked. Everything hits like a NG+ 4 enemy from the souls trilogy. This is the inevitable result of from’s difficulty wanking unfortunately
>>736789749Is it just me or is that thing literally raping the character's mouth
>>736790180watching shroud is as entertaining as watching paint dry
>>736802834youre supposed to level vigor
>>736802680He grinded his character super early in the game AKA he a duped shitton of souls to be overleveled as fuck.
Is DSP still uploading 500 part videos of a single game thinking anyone is going to watch them?
>>736796630
>>736802969I did. Not that that you should have to be forced to level vigor. But I get the feeling we’ve both had this argument before with someone else since ER’s release. So let’s just agree it’s crappy design.
>>736803262He does hourly chunks now I think. I dunno though since I’m only watching through raw Phil but he seems to split YouTube parts hourly or so.
>>736795889> you're too early you just lose stamina rather than healththis guy played with charm
>>736790242THAT'S RIGHT CHUD
>>736800158I really like that huge magic expansion one
>>736802540>peopleWe're talkin about jeets here, man. I've seen ants act more civilized
>>736788945this looks retarded. how the fuck is the skater gaining speed?
>>736802859I thought the same thing and I'm also surprised that it does like no fucking damage. It feels like a move like that should do at least half your health and maybe even apply a fucking debuff.
>>736790242Woman moment.
>>736797471Poor wolfie.
>>736802618If he's been acting to be that retarded for almost 20 years then he's the best goddamn prankster since Andy Kaufman.
Not that I watch lets players/streamers but if I did I'd prefer to watch someone bad at games like DSP than good desu. Unless they're autistic savant level good and also have the charisma to back it up/talk about what's going on. [Insert Top Streamer] playing [FoTM Game] for the obligated amount of time they were paid to play it sounds like the most boring shit ever. Is it just me?
>>736796308There are a ton of korean e-girl streamers on soop.com and they are all terrible despite being coached by pros
>>736788945>god-tier gameplay>it's a clip from a streamerClown world.
>>736806021newfaggot
>>736806117Nah, he's right. Your faggy eceleb garbage does not magically become good if you spam it long enough.
>>736806021I’ve been looking for a chance to use this. Here you go
>>736788945this is how I play tony hawk as well. just can't perform well under pressure. >>736795135marriage material
>>736789038It takes skill to play that poorly and make it look so natural.
>>736789384pfffffHAHAHAHAHA
Gameplay consists of you standing and thinking.
>>736789384Cultural appropriation.
>>736795135
>>736788945I assumed OP meant how the game is shit for just turning you around without any penalty when you run into a wall.But the replies seem to imply it's the player that's bad?
>>736806021>slophill demake>>736806571samefag
>>736789818>beat boss without artificial difficulty or reddit challenges>WAAAAAAAH YOU CHEESED IT THAT'S A CHEESE BUILD YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE BOSSWhat is the matter with soulsborne children?
>>736790096This is valid. Fuck games that don't respect you're time.
>>736807224Found the simp
>>736792470>Mr. Krabs watching 3 toasters get run over.
>>736792725Coming soon to your country, by the millions!
>>736788945dsp need to get his head caved in
>>736807053Why did he just suicide that drone unit?
>>736792725kino ragdoll physics
>>736807664Holy shit he finally figured out how to use a PC?
>>736793824You can tell a female was playing this
>>736807512What a subtle loading screen.
>>736807401Treasure is one of the most overrated devs of all timeTheir only good games are Alien Soldier, Radiant Silvergun, Ikaruga, and Star SuccessorI have no idea why people glaze the Gunshart Zeroes games besides nostalgia
>>736807937if only he had used his hands to hit the brakes instead of raising them into the air to do a rare emote
>DSP plays games poorly and whines a lot, this means he is objectively a terrible person for some reason
>>736807937Irredeemable mistake on the driver’s part saar
>>736795012Yeah you are, but the vast majority on this website are evil, psychotic indivisuals as-well, so you're in good company. I mean there is literally a thread on this site on /gif/ where people laugh at the harm/deaths of many around the world. This website is also where many mass-shooters, and other murderers spawn from.
>>736807614probably had zero anti air at that point, no cannons or goons, he rushes his reaver and got hard countered so all he could do was at least to to make it to the enemy base
>>736789991India has a bravado culture where you bring shame if you arnt constantly trying to 1up stupid shit.
>>736790115Who pays for the stunts?
>>736789227>Bro didn't even get any health back from madmilking the spy.
>>736807512whate game
>>736790191I knew Crimson Desert was garbage
>>736808402Outriders
>>736789796Lol which gaem is that
>>736789384>on track for silent assassin rating>on track>tried to warn him>pajeet
>>736788945>Vest streakVGH those were the days
>>736789628cheeky breeky
>>736808556nta but it's abiotic factor
>>736790920>for some reasonBecause it's an ugly barely finished piece of shit
>>736807664Good ol' Stand still and Hold M1
>>736807937Fun fact: all three cyclists in the video are breaking the law, because according to Russian regulations, you cannot cross the road while sitting in the saddle - you must dismount and walk the bike next to you.Fuck cyclists and scooter faggots. This shit should be banned
>>736809401that's retarded
>>736790492Wtf?Street of Rape?
>>736809496what the fuck there's a Robocop game?
>>736809751Yep. Robocop Rogue City. And it's good.
>>736809401That's only when its a pedestrian crossing. If it has the the middle not painted then it's an extension of a cycling lane and they have the right of way.
>>736789474>playing a shooter with a controllerHow can anyone bear turning around like a turret using a j*ystick is beyond me. Gyro needs to be standard issue before controller can ever be viable for shootan
>>736797390>The first time someone told me about it I didn't think it was an intended mechanicIt was literally just lifted from Mario 64, it's not some arcane bullshit.
>>736790180shroud looks like a tel aviv midget
>>736796308that's a bug anon
>>736797543Probably something related to the shadow projection also drawing what the model should look like instead of just being a dark spot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZqmh8yR_R8
>>736810723Holy kek. I hate this faggot and all his friends.
>>736809919brb
>>736797207>a link between worlds
>>736809401Despite the name that clip is from Florida
>>736811056It should be a part of Russia though
>>736811156Russia is even more disgusting than India
>>736790191what a horrible gameplay
>>736789796probably the most appropriate time for a wilheim scream ive seen in a long time
>>736811471
>>736789749All you need to do is roll past the grab and attack them.The jump can be completely avoided by just circling around after attacking them once, giving you a free backstab. They are there to teach you not to just mash r1 and spam roll backwards in every fight.
>>736788945I can't say anything because I'm really dogshit at Tony Hawk games too
>>736789038>He purposefully ruins every second chance he gets to continue making pennies from retardsSure bro sure
>>736789038The performance is the trick. Total devotion to his art - the art of pretending to be retarded.
>>736807138It's a reaction image, retard. Get that stick out of your ass.
>>736799375A guy who speedruns Bloodborne ragequit against a Low Rank Village monsterDoesn't matter what you're good at if you're a fucking retard
>>736802198Assassins Creed 6 was pretty bad though
>>736789749has dsp ever laughed at any of his silly deaths?is he really always serious and angry?
>>736790492ay yo
>>736807912this dood hasn't even played mischief makers
>>736789038yes same goes for LTG they are actors
>>736807937Why the fuck did he do that? You can literally tell its a busy street??
>>736798893I think tehsnakerer made a video about this game.
>2026>v, tv, g, pol, mu still don't have audio webmsWhat the fuck is this really? Beyond unacceptable.
>>736811935Zeus wannabe gets a taste of real lighting. To be fair though does anyone actually enjoy fighting Khezu. I mean seriously anyone. It’s purpose built to force you to not attack it and constantly wastes your time. Gigginox did it better
>>736802389It took me 20 or so tries but the bridge monk took me 80+ attempts, in the end I cheesed with healing items
>>736809794TAS?Otherwise, pure kino.
>>736789038Yup. I noticed this when he genuinly comes across a bug that disrupts his gameplay, he doesn't act out and instead laughs and is suspended in disbelief without saying a word.
>>736813852Can't you just imagine the sounds?
>>736814276I can but this is not right. I am a paying customer.The jannies need to go on strike. There is zero reasons not to have audio webms on any boards by now.
>>736790180atleast DSP doesn't pretend he isn't bad at games, Shroud just aimhacks
>>736790920DS3 is honestly worse than DS2, but by that time from software players prided themselves on liking some of the worst aspects of the game as a gatekeeping metric
>>736788945>Post god-tier gameplay
>>736810071Everyone knows the clams are the real boss of Archives.
>>736814651funnily enough that's exactly what he did when he jumped off irl
>>736789518funny
>>736813878Yeah the bridge monk was the only other boss I struggled with
>>736811935Speedrunning strats at a certain point basically eliminate game skill where the focus becomes more about executing a rote routine rather than adapting dynamically. Boss rights are almost scripted, all enemies that can be skipped are, etc. I remember watching a streamer once that no-hit Bloodborne before he ever played it just as a casual experience, exploring the entire map and the like. Because he didn't need to know much about the game, before he could learn the exact patterns needed to no-hit it.
>>7367990024/10, apply yourself
>>736792518One of my favorite DSP traditions is loudly pounding the buttons on his fight stick and then screaming that he was blocking. The best is when you hear the loudest *CLACK* of all time, the opponent does a super and during the windup he says "block" like the game is voice activated.
>>736809353what game and what mod ?
>>736789558best minesweeper ever created
>>736788945How can people who have been playing games as long as this guy has exist and not have developed some form of game sense?>Left turns left. >Right turns right. >I'm losing control of my character? Maybe if I pull back on the stick, he'll come to a stop like in other skater games. >Maybe A/X is jump? If I press that at the right time, I can at least jump over the ramp since I'm coming at it at a weird angle and I can escape this small area.Like, seriously. You play games long enough and problems like these don't exist. How does he STILL get himself stuck in these non-problems?
>>736791297Drinking long term kills your brain. Its your blood sugar swinging wildly all the time. Same thing happens to untreated diabetics.
>>736789860u fokin kidding me
>>736795135Just one example of why terran is the weakest and hardest to play faction.
>>736789720Lee Harvey Oswald?
>>736814651foreshadowing.webm
>>736788945does anyone have a link to the video of DSP getting sandbagged by some random bloke in a fighting game to egg him into gloating then it's him getting utterly BTFO with no-hit KO's in the two rounds that followed?
>>736811779Troon melty
>>736817875this is REAL kekken
>>736817875makes sense since they both can launch you off 1 mistake
>>736789038he really doesn't
>>736816042as a thps enjoyer that webm both makes me laugh and cry depending on what mood im inhe's pumping (holding X) which gains speed, with no real intent to ollie, just trying to get air off one of those ramps and failing miserablythis is why you don't stream your fledgling THPS experiences. if there was tape of mine i'd burn it.this is also 1+2 remaster and he's clearly modeled his CAS based off himself that day (150lbs lighter of course because there's no fatass slider in CAS) and he has no excuse for the speed stat throwing him off because CAS in 1+2 doesn't start you with full stats.
>>736819301>tranny mains the class that's about deception and disguising yourselfI'm noticing
>>736788978JACKIN IT ON CAMERA.
>>736792470i should replay this properly. never saw this scene because my kara's story ended real quick. being an obedient robot wasn't really a proper path
>>736796630nightmare world
>>736814651I still can't believe he got a sticky. Dead board.
>>736817875realistic mma
>>736807512WHAT?WHERE ARE THE SEAMS? WHERE IS THE INTERRUPTION?FLAWLESS
>>736819301never not funny btw
>>736815579How did someone that retarded figure out how to set up vtubing?
>>736817875Are Koreans usually this bad at fighting games?
>>736797301
>>736817875the strongest...
>>736817875>that stance.....I see no openings!
>>736807224>Fuck games that don't respect you're time.That's like the fifth time I read that today. Is that the new fake-smart bullshit phrase like "media literacy" or "native isekai" that faggots just spam cause they can't create original thoughts?
>>736820803so fvcking zazed....
>>736813854I only played Rise. I didn't have any issues with it.
>>736809353????????? what is this
>>736820748Not him, but it is a valid point and it is becoming worse over time as many games are heavily bloated or make backtrack constantly.
>>736821123never heard of skyrim?
>>7368097512
>>736789038this is the dsp cycle. you're amused at first cause you think hes hamming it up. and then you realize, hes definitely not.
>>736789860I want to get into SS13 again just to fuck around as antags. But I remember the pure rage I would feel when rusty at a certain one and within seconds lose a run to banana peel and a guy who chemed up retard juice in a spray bottle.
>>736804020you have to play with the charm on the first playthrough
>>736821208I heard I need 128gb of ram to play with mods
>>736820803one of my favourite /v/ebms
>>736789818>That last lineYou know what.Tardmaxxed kino.
>>736808054The lies and begging are a pretty shitty combination though
>>736790242>do you have any idea how long it takes me to do makeup in the morning?
>>736796308In the early 2000's they were all over the place in S Korea, that game was their national sport
>>736795530I'll never forget my first time at that section
>>736821038Fair enough.
>>736792787they just shit on the tracks en mass until the train derails.
>>736820427vtubers just pretend they are retardedIt gets the donos rolling
>>736823892>women just pretend to be retardedsure......
>>736821193>validkys
>>736814728>>736817594i guess you guys are too young to get whats going on in that webm.
>>736820803based bryan
>>736789384kek
>>736809961eh, it can be fine if the game lets you fine-tune sensitivity. I played all bfs on a controller and was still usually in the top of the leaderboard then again most bf players are retarded
>>736789384this is amazing
>>736789576kek, deserved for not flaring before he grappled
>>736789860how do people have fun in ss13? When I tried it a few years ago every important thing happening on station was between cliques except on CM.
>>736792470Kek it’s like Cage is just trying to outdo himself with those Norman Jayden slipping down a hill and chasing after that criminal
>>736806021Retard
>>736795568sekiro made no sense, I had to try like 50 times to beat that stupid gorilla duo but one shotted ss isshin and only needed four tries for owl.
>>736795135God Starcraft is shit.
>>736822305
>>736798694had a friend in college like that, his PSP only had Dissidia on it and he would play it wherever he went with 0 fucks given. Saw him play at the beach, at a rave, at a concert, at a wedding, dude would just pop out his PSP whenever he got bored.
>>736819301The basedjak at the end always gets me
>>736790096This boss did take me a few tries, the rhythm can take time to get down. However I did not once use the rewind feature because that’s gay
>>736792470
>>736820427Her boyfriend does that for her
>>736809794God I miss TAS clips
>>736806717>standing while getting beaten to death in gameHumiliation ritual on so many levels
>>736828625Yeah, me.
>>736829028this one is a classic
>>736820803The immediate cuts get me every fucking time
>>736829028my favorite part of this one is literally that he turned around to move back AS the enmy is winding up to start an attack.it looks like a bug, but its literally just really bad timing.dude plays so poorly that he generates things that look like bugs.the makers of every game he plays should sue him for defamation, making them look like they produced a buggy game.
>>736809751You have so much to catch on anon
>>736788945>>736829108
>>736815295hahahhaha holy shit
>>736808054You don't need to be an objectively terrible person for people to dislike and laugh at you
>>736808341Red Bull
>>736829338wooooooooow
>>736792470Pure cadged gold
>>736809353>Not Fertile
>>736808054i think the begging for money claiming its for important shit, but really its just to maintain your manchild lifestyle is what did it. he also begs 8 hours a day minimum every single day and has a whole troll industry setup around him.
I've never watched DSP, but my assumption is that the only reason he still can do this shit as a job is because of the people who watch simply to laugh at him. He's a jester, intentionally acting retarded. Fucking nobody else could somehow jerk off on camera and not get cancelled, but he's weathered that and been doing this for well over a decade.
>>736789674Can't believe I thought this game was good back in the day
>>736829314The concept of enemies bluffing, pump faking and using other deceptive tactics to keep you on your toes in combat is very good and has potential to make these games feel more realistic. Fromslop's animations are just so shitty that it all falls flat on its face in execution. It never feels like the AI played a trick on you, it just feels and looks like the game cheated.
>>736830213just how i remember it on ps2 in 2004
>>736798391this post exudes an air of Freedom
>>736815579Vtubers are so lame because they all look the same and only have like 3 expressions.
>>736790492>Kevin Nash playable character
>>736829079This one always makes me laugh. Wish the game could still be played.
>>736830415Shut up
>>736830289BASED
>>736827803just find a role that tickles your autism and just play that so your fun isn't contingent on other people roleplaying
>>736830674What game is that?
>>736810524who won
>>736830963Splitgate
>>736795172deep lore
>>736808517This is a single player game isn't it?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775961090048301.webm
>>736797471Damn that looks comfy
>>736790096Kek
>>736790191Stand back kiddo.
>>736798694UP IN DA CLUB
>>736820427every vtuber has a boyfriend manager
>>736830289>over 2300 attemptsI respect the fag hatred.
gotta love how 90% of the posts in these threads are about the people in them, not the games or the footage of the games.
>>736797301Reminds me of this one pokemon game on the wii that handles reflections by just rendering everything twice, but they forgot to make the npc/player models mimic their actions.
>>736798893you're supposed to shoot him in the head after the quick body shot to stun him\
>>736795135Wow, did losing 5 scvs really cripple her so much she had to forfeit? I mean that was fucking bullshit and I'd be mad but shouldn't that be recoverable, or no? It's been 20 years since I played Starcraft and wasn't really competitive, but would that really cripple you that badly?>>736795691>playing S4 League against Clefable dot mov
>>736835389These days if you miss-click once and create the wrong unit 1 minute into the game, you might as well hop over into the DMZ and make a break for the Norks as a defector.
>>736802680level your vigor. There has been a common trend recently of noobs saying that 30 vigor is a good spot, you should have at least 40, have 60 if you want to be somewhat tanky. Vigor is the most impactful stat in the game for the first like 80% of the game.
>>736792312Unironically cool, but he sold like shit, so we'll never see something like that again.
>>73683568160 VIG still gets you 2-3 shot by most end game and DLC enemies.Elden Ring is just not a game where you ever have a lot of HP if you aren't just power leveling way above par. If a DS1 avatar could be said to have 10 hearts of HP, an Elden Ring avatar has 3-5.
>>736789860>grey nigger with a toolbox stole my car
>>736790242Me playing RE4/5
>>736836050I'm going to add that I know about abilities like Endure or Oath of Vengeance from the clip you posted that give the player much higher defense. But that isn't the same as the base player's effective HP vs the game's damage scaling. There were ways to buff your defense in earlier Souls games, too, despite the more generous floor.
>>736815793I bet thats skyrim
>>736807937what was he supposed to do??
>>736836505iirc the nig tried committing insurance scam apparently
>>736789038He is not a good enough actor to be able to fake this shit for decades. He probably couldn't even fake it for a single stream.
Gaming is healing
>>736836919holy fuck this looks like shit
>>736795568Carried by his chat. And you can cheese him by sprinting away until he does an attack with a long recovery.
>>736789982What is this?
>>736836050>60 VIG still gets you 2-3 shot by most end game and DLC enemies.power from health scales with armor, you can tank quite a few hits from some endgame enemies with a real tanky build.
>>736789384(S)Hitman
>>736795568phil is a career guide reader. the fact he still struggles is why its funny.
>>736830128chiv 1 is the best multiplayer game I've ever played
>>736836050>>736838114>over 50 reduction from armor and stats>still take over 300 damage from anything that's not a bossthis simply should not be. common enemies in ER's lategame do over 800 damage. you cannot do a tank build without having to spec into some defensive buff spell/incant, and that's fucking retarded.
>>736828625>lgbtI hope you realize it's just a crusty looking dude behind that anime avatar.
>>736838925
>>736788945Those ramps are improperly spaced, right. Its just bad game design.
>>736827630
>>736811560I was thinking of this, too.
>>736795245>Treason, then...>WRRAAAHHHH
>>736839772wat
>>736839772OW! My Balls!
>>736839772what a terrible fetish
>>736803798>Not that that you should have to be forced to level vigor>I WANT MORE HEALTH>invest points into the stat then>NO NOT LIKE THAT STOP FORCING ME TO HAVE HIGHER HEALTHwhat the fuck do you retards even want?
>>736839772comedic genius unironically
>>736788945>>736789038>>736789109https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhlA3f78cHIthat's the trick
>>736840845only good movie from nolan that wasn't slop
>>736808054I'm pretty sure scamming your fans makes you a shitty person
>>736840969That's not Memento.
>>736789038He just plays into his retardness. He is nowhere near that sophisticated to be that aware.
>>736820427Aren't they amarture bottom of the barrel voice actors contracted by an agency to stream games in an office building.
>>736830906yeah that's what I did but after a while it got boring, only role I had fun with was engi once I understood what was happening. Might have been the station I was on, only bee matched my hours... What are decent stations to play on now?
>>736840764silly Icarus
>>736835389It's 7 scvs and it looks like it was about 1/3 of her total economy. Plus you just know a reaver is going to fly into her main to finish the job 20 seconds later.
>>736789749>enemy is not easily stagerable forever charging enemy with annoying grab attackI already dislike DS 3 being temu bloodborne with shitty moveset but elden ring being open world slog which double down on worst elements of series really killed my love for souls games.>>736835681>just tank through lame sections of the game. No thank you the game design is just ass.
>>736790920DS 2 tried to be different and i respect them for that. Its a solid rpg but not anything amazing like people wanted it to be.
>>736789991Trains man is a hard life
>>736789038>>736788945No shit. I was fully convinced years ago that he's just pretending to play games poorly because it's entertaining for people. He's a great actor in the sense that he makes it believable. He knows raging and bitching is what the people come to see, so he leaned into it and just ran with it.
>>736790920Can you take a guess what “some reason” is? I’ll give you ten guesses.
>>736814334we need that bandwidth to keep /ftl/ threads going obviously
>>736806604Low tier god also deservers honorable mention.>>736806021Get your dick split.
>>736792470>
>>736796840Damn, that's a long train. Seems impractical somehow.
>>736793256It started as far back as RE2. Once you get to the RPD the game starts throwing buckets of ammo at you.
>>736841281They are virtual idols who are too ugly or unfit to become real idols.
>>736790680No fucking way
>>736801975Never. For some reason, his studio decided to stake its entire future on some Early Access multiplayer game, while they're stuck in production hell with a Star Wars game that they started on from before the sequel trilogy finished so they had no idea that everyone would be sick of Star Wars before they'd be finished with it.
>>736792470kek https://youtu.be/DMCmZ0RQuLU?si=l-Z1QevqebM5c9IX
>>736843572the final fantasy music makes it so much funnier
>>736792470why does Kara's fall look so fucking jank lmao
>>736789384Critical izzat loss.
>>736811471Corey didn't make it, bro.
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