Why are they like this, it's just a game
desu I don't even find Galaxy to be that memorable or good. I honestly think Sunshine is more memorable to me at least, the levels and everything. not saying Galaxy is bad or anything, but even Odyssey is a more interesting game with more memorable levels.
>>736798276autsits dont understand how nostalgia works.a 6 year old today who played super mario galaxy would be blown away, just like that tard was.
Still paid to see the movieStill had fun watching it.sony lost, trump lost.Nintendo remains winning big
I thought Galaxy was good, but only for a handful of galaxies being interesting. The rest of the game was quite generic
>>736798276>j-j-just turn your brain off!literally kys
>>736798276they only like the idea of mario galaxycause outside of that, its a game thats too hard for them to beat
>>736798276Based gatekeeperNormies and NPCs will never understand him
>>736798276I've never played it. Does Super Mario Galaxy have some deep cinematic story and rich prolonged character development? I always assumed it was just like every other Mario game where you run through a bunch of levels and then kill the gay turtle to save the princess at the end, in which case I don't see how you can pull the "BAWW THE RUINED THE ARTISTIC INTEGRITY OF THE SOURCE MATERIAL" card.
>>736798276galaxy is super gay boring and piss easy. hope the second game holds up better when i replay it>>736798929Lol noit's basically a room you walk into and rosalina reads you some faggy pages from a picture book. you'll be so bored of it, you will only walk into that room accidently and get pissed when you're stuck in a 10 minute cutscene of her reading dumb shit
>>736799093All mario games past the NES are piss esay
>>736799093>rosalina reads you some faggy pages from a picture bookThat reminds me, why didn't they just ape The Little Prince for the movie?
>>736798276I don't understand why you would waste the IP on a total cash grab. For the majority of IPs, I get it. E.g. Trolls™ is not a big name so the only way a production is making their money back is by making the most pandering, midwit-pleasing movie possible. But Mario and Star Wars are huge, you will get butts in seats basically no matter what. So why not take the opportunity to make really good movies? Put the Coen Brothers on it or something and see what they come up with.
If you were a fan of Super Mario Galaxy and Galaxy 2 (the video games), this was what watching the Super Mario Galaxy Movie felt like.
Why is everyone over reacting? is just a fucking movie, not even sonictards are this faggy
>>736798410I played Super Mario Land at age 5 and I'm not going on tangents about how it's the best game in the world.
>>736799317The IP has no story. It's a blank canvas in terms of story. And even if you shit the bed like the old live action mario movies history has shown it doesn't affect the IP. If it was a story driven franchise it would be a different matter
>>736799524I played super mario 3 at age 49 and I frequently go on tangents about how it's the best game in the world
>>736799317>you will get butts in seats basically no matter whatIf that’s the case, why put time, money, and manpower into when you know you don’t have to and will reap success either way?It makes me feel disgusting to type that out but sadly that’s how the suits think.
I just want to watch Harry Potter show and Dunc 3 now
>>736799240They didn't want to pay for the rights to Purple Rain
>>736798410>a 6 year old today who played super mario galaxy would be blown away, just like that tard wasChildren dont play mario games, people in their 30s do lmao
>>736799586>The IP has no story. It's a blank canvas in terms of story.That's a poor excuse. All stories begin as a vague concept before they're developed into richer narrative. And at any rate, Mario is iconic with a lot of history. Any writer/director worth their salt would find an angle.>>736799706>If that’s the case, why put time, money, and manpower into when you know you don’t have to and will reap success either way?Because, paradoxically, the only thing that can degrade a juggernaut IP is saturation of mediocre products.
>>736798276kids born after 2000 are not allowed to have opinions on Mario. in exchange, I won't have an opinion on Fortnite. farewell.
>>736800210Almost every young parent I know plays mario with their kids
>>736798276Our children deserve better than the trash illumination just slopped on their plate, I saw that minions movie from the same studio and it was fine enough, the first Mario movie was t good but it wasn't the total mess 2 is either
What were people even expecting from this movie? It was clear from the first film that this was just going to be an hour and a half of fan service.
>>736798276>6 years oldBehead zoomers
>>736800472Honestly the first movie comes across like a narrative masterpiece by comparison. The 2nd is just an endless wall of noise and lights with almost nothing linking one scene to another.It also, weirdly, has 1000x more obscure fan service than the first one.
>>736800589did all the people that say this go to the bathroom when the bowser and jr scenes played or something
>>736798410Super Mario Galaxy came out when I was 22 and I also have nostalgia for it. Felt like a very special game at the time, and it still does. None of the proceeding games, including Galaxy 2, were as memorable for me.
>>736799317They gave this movie to the directors who created Max Headroom. It didn't work out. I love it though, and it's better than the soulless slop they are making now.
>>736800674there are exactly two scenes between these two characters. in the first, Bowser wrings his hands about being evil. in the second, Bowser is fine with it. that's it.there is zero growth with Junior despite ostensibly setting up a "he's bitter at Bowser" arc
>>736800314Yeah we know soulless goblins that resent the fact that they have children act like this
>>736801134You are blind or retarded or both
Listen to this and tell me if Miyamoto isn't the ruin of Mario, besides the fact that a slight story about the storybook would have only raised the level, but even taking away the story, all the slow and contemplative atmosphere gone to shit to make a soulless 90-minute advertisement. It isn't just the movie, it's Miyamoto's actual illiteracyhttps://youtu.be/zcV7RptHqro
>>736799365>>736798276>Its not just the exact same as the games.Get over yourselved zoomers. Galaxy isn't any more special than the other Mario games.
>>736801150The children really like the games too, if they dont the parents dont force itThat comic is a meme
>>736801230It is thanks to Koizumi and you know it.
>>736798276Mario fans have an autistic fixation on "canon" that Nintendo clearly never prioritizes. Peach's Castle is on a hill, Cranky Kong is a Mayan emperor, the Mario Bros. weren't raised by Yoshi, and Peach is Rosalina's sister. If that ruins "canon" for you you were probably in a sped class
>>736801134>He couldn't understand a kids movielmao
>>736801231>if they don’t force it>the comic is a memeGee wiz Genius McGee over here.
>>736801442I don't really remember the general reception of the first movie beyond it being fine to whatever. Did people make a big deal about the DK lore stuff just as much as people are being autistic over Galaxy lore shit? Like what did people really expect?
>>736801813>Like what did people really expect?That's the thing, you shouldn't expect good things from modern Nintendo
>>736802083Good things being, headcanon confirmation?
>>736798929The Rosalina storybook means it has more in the plot department than other Mario platformers, but it’s still a bingbingwahoo overall.
He's right. The biggest difference between Japanese media and American media is that Japanese media is much more sincere and American media is just irony-laden cheap jokes and condescension.
>>736801813Nobody did but I think the celebrity voices overshadowed everything else. Even on /v/ Peach took up all discussion. The first movie also wasn't tied to a specific game, it's vaguely SMB1 and anyone with nostalgic attachment to SMB1 is in their 50s, too old to give a shit. Most people who played Mario Galaxy are in their mid-20s and are terminally online enough to scream and shout when something doesn't match one-to-one.
>>736802304>is that Japanese media is much more sincereThis is the biggest bait I've ever seen
>>736800276>Because, paradoxically, the only thing that can degrade a juggernaut IP is saturation of mediocre products.This is a good point but Nintendo has turned cynical.>Galaxy movie and Super Mario Odyssey both cost about $100 mil to make>Odyssey made $1 bil in 9 years, Galaxy Movie made $.5bil in 9 daysBy this calculus you should pump out more movies, and they will. The bonus is it doesnt divert resources from their game devs
>>736802436He's absolutely right, I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.
>>736801297I always preffered Miyamoto's Mario games. Mario 64 has a better, cooler and mysterious tone than Sunshine and Galaxy. Koizumi only wishes he cpuld direct this:>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X4NpBtAu79g&pp=ygUPbWFyaW8gNjQgZW5kaW5n
>>736801231Now apply this logic to eating vegetables
>>736798401>desu I don't even find Galaxy to be that memorable or good.You would have if that was the first Mario game you played when you were 6. It's the equivalent to Super Mario World for the kids born in the late 80s, Super Mario 64 to kids born in the early 90s, or Super Mario Sunshine to kids like you who were born in the mid 90s.It's a completely normal generational thing.
>>736802702Kids had no problems eating vegetables until cartoons suddenly gave them the idea that veggies are the antichrist for some reason.
>>736802562I can't believe they'll never make another 3D game better than 64
>>736798276there were black holes
>>736802729That guy is just a contrarian shitposter. I played Galaxy for the first time in 2016 when I was in college and it became my favorite 3d mario. I grew up on 64 and sunshine.
>>736798276Please don't ask more of small company. Next mario movie will be Miyamoto scrolling through his Tiktok feed and you will rike it
>>736800210my kid and my nephew play mario, they even play the nes ones, I never forced anything, in fact, I wish they would play less, I had to buy another computer
Well I get it to a point.These Mario movies with their licensed pop music soundtracks and generic illumination animations/writing do not really hit the vibe of Mario.Just feels like a skinwalker situation.
Even if you take the game out of the equation the movie by itself is fucking terrible. Zero pacing, reference after reference, Mario and Peach's relationship felt rushed as hell. Peach has a bigger role in the story for some reason, ect.It's literally one of those movies where you have to turn your brain off because if you apply any sort of logic to what's on screen you'll get an aneurysm.
>>736800210I think you mean YOU don't play Mario games.
>>736802436Elaborate. Every single Japanese IP that Hollywood ever gets their hands on can't resist turning the characters into wisecracking zany jackasses. Just look at Japanese Sonic vs American Sonic.
I was in the target demographic for Mario Galaxy when it came out and I turned the game off after like 3 hours because it was putting me to sleep.
>>736801009They learned a stupid lesson then because Mario was MUCH less cemented in popular consciousness back in 1993. Also, they gave it to some total unknowns with a limited budget. In the present day, there is simply no way a big budget Mario movie is going to fail. You can literally do whatever you want.
>>736802237No, a good movie, not a soulless advertisement.
>>736799628>t.
>>736803289That's just Hollywood, I'm watching I Got A Cheat Skill In Another World And Became Unrivaled In This One Too right now
>>736799586>The IP has no story. It's a blank canvas in terms of story. And even if you shit the bed like the old live action mario movies history has shown it doesn't affect the IP. If it was a story driven franchise it would be a different matterGrim, you'd think the vidya board would have people who played vidya. You seriously never played Mario RPG or Thousand Year Door? No wonder Nintendo won't give us more of those. Even alleged autistic gaymurs don't play Nintendo's best games. Instead we get Girl Boss Peach games. God you people are insufferable. That said I give zero shits about jewlywood slop. Make whatever faggy slop for coomsooomers to stuff their face with popcorn, slurp 3000 calories of coke and clap at the end like the soulless husks they are. Jewvies aren't for me. I play games.
>>736798276He's not wrong.
>>736803440>You seriously never played Mario RPG or Thousand Year Door?Miyamoto did, and he was not happy that there was a story
>>736803440>You seriously never played Mario RPG or Thousand Year Door?TTYD doesn't have a story.
Galaxy was style over substance. Absolutely brain dead platformer with zero difficulty constantly shoving a gimmick in your face every other galaxy. That's basically what the movie was: turn off your brain and clap at the new thing.
>>736802436American media is shit anon. Like sure Better Call Saul or Bojack Horseman are good, but then? Tons of "mature" shit like Family Guy, or toddlers stuff like cartoon network. Even a kodomo anime is deeper and more mature that american media on average
>>736803416Even with shitty isekai like that they at least play the premise straight. If there were an American adaptation the MC would be breaking the 4th wall constantly to remind the audience how le crazy it is because they can't just let a fantasy world exist.;
>>736798276It's just a bible bro.It's just a quran bro.It's just a foreskin bro.It's just an Epstein list bro.Who cares about accuracy?Kill dirty niggerkikes.
>>736803494Miyamoto literally worked on TTYDHe worked on a lot of the Mario games /v/ loves to suck off
>>736798276I wish I genuinely felt that way about anything. I wouldn't have ended up a NEET wizard.
>>736803547This, the only difference is the movie was using franchise-wide and even non-Mario memberberries, which is why it resonated so strongly, whereas the game bores you to tears with yet another waggle gimmick.
>>736802498>By this calculus you should pump out more movies, and they will. The bonus is it doesnt divert resources from their game devsThey're going to quickly burn through the novelty and ticket sales will begin to drop. Even the MCU strung people along with some legitimately good or at least solid movies especially in the early years. This is more like a rerun of the DCU or Disney Star Wars. If you like making money, you can also print out a bunch of spin-offs, and merchandise but don't fuck up the major tentpoles.
>>736803440>I give zero shits about jewlywood slopIronic considering TTYD is just a mish mash of the most overdone movie cliches stuffed into the skin of a generic JRPG plot.>a dragon in a castle>evil witches>le funny 4th wall breaking villain chasing the protagonist>train mystery>tournament arc>space>a ghost ship>the computer feels human emotion>an ancient evil awakens
>>736803440I grew up playing Paper Mario, it was one of my favorite games. Nothing in there has any bearing on the mainline games. It was good at teaching me how to read but it is far from one of Nintendo's best games. Nintendo rarely made good games outside of the NES era. Their best work was shit like Startropics, Kid Icarus, Zelda 1, SMB 1-3 etcAfter that most of their good games were made by Rare, HAL, Game Freak, Sonic Team, Retro etc. aka "second"/third parties
>>736799586>The IP has no story. It's a blank canvas in terms of story.Ahem.
>>736803582>>736803585Well I can't disagree with you there
>>736803715>If you like making money, you can also print out a bunch of spin-offs, and merchandise but don't fuck up the major tentpoles.They'll drop as few games as they can get away with. Like they're doing now
>>736798276It's also just a movie, and a shit one that I have no intention of seeing
>>736803812fun games, good vibes. No story besides "bowser bad" "falafel bad" etcFire Emblem Path of Radiance is a story. Those m&l games are just a fun romp through the mario universe, like the movies
>>736803547>>736803645Not sure either of you played the series. I'll give you that Galaxy (1) wasn't particularly hard but Galaxy 2 was the hardest Mario anything (which isn't hard for someone that primarily plays platformers) by a wide margin until Odyssey came which had some particularly annoying challenges to reach 100% stars/coins (880 moons that aren't in shops) and dark side which is easily the hardest 3D mario anything, far more annoying to complete than Grandmaster Galaxy with that fucking comet mission where you have no checkpoints and can't take a single pip of damage or you fail (was easily the hardest anything until Odyssey's darkside came out tho). I bet you fags didn't even get all the purple coins in Galaxy either or if you did you did some turbo-fag shit like cheese it with Luigi. Fake fans get >>>/out/
>Who cares it's just a mov->OHMIGOD IT'S ROB!!! I KNOW THE THING! HAHA DO A BARREL ROLL!!! I KNOW THAT REFERENCE! I KNOW THE THINGS! 10/10 THANK YOU MIYAMOTO AND NETANYAHU!!!! PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE
>>736803769Also TTYD has so little story that if Mario could enter the thousand year door during the prologue all the plot-beats would still make as much sense because the main story plot doesn't develop beyond the premise.
>>736804148>but Galaxy 2You could've spared me the paragraph. I never mentioned Galaxy 2. I was specifically talking about the first. 2 objectively has better level design and an actual difficulty curve. Next time don't leap to assumptions, you stupid faggot.
>>736804268Lol
>>736803114Yet the Galaxy movie had none of that and the soundtrack was 95% Mario music, with the remaining 5% being Star Fox.
>everyone gushing over what an amazing character Fox is in the movie>he unironically says doing barrel rolls is one of his top 3 favorite things>Toad says the thingGET IT? LIKE THE MEME?
>>736803812I don’t know if these even count referring to the norm, Fawful is like the only character with continuity with actions that actually affects the games after
I feel a little bit bad that I came back to replay Galaxy this year and I only liked 8 of the galaxies
>>736804467>Hollow KnightThe only meme here is you.
>>736804718Okay what about brothership since thats the most recent. I still consider them mario games regardless if they're canon or not.
>>736798401Galaxy's level design always sucked to me and was the beginning of the end of Mario. Every level seemed hyper designed around:1.) Obstacle A2.) Obstacle A but harder3.) Obstacle B4.) Obstacle B and AIt's weird floating paths that only exist to show off a mechanic.I just want to bing bing wahoo in cool places.
>>736803398How jaded do you have to be to have an issue with that story?
>>736802809This is retarded, broccoli and zucchini objectively taste horrible
>>736804918Even brotherhood has continuity, pic related is a bowsers inside story reference and Bowser refers to Luigi as Luigi while in the first four games he refers to him as green stache and changes when Luigi proves himself in dream team.M&L isn’t Shakespeare or whatever but things do get remembered and characters from previous games show up in later ones.
>>736803812Speaking of M&L, did they use or mention the Shroobs at all in the movie? Haven't watched it yet but it feels like a waste to make a 'narrative' space story without using the Shroobs, the only real hostile Ayys I can think of in Mario. I guess the Galaxy enemies are also hostile but half of them are just Bowser's guys anyway.
>>736804940G1 and G2 are very subpar, they aren't Sunshine tier but those games were made to somehow justify the jiggle controls (Which they didn't) making them a product of their time. I don't hate them but I have no love for them, hell I despise Sunshine and I'll pick up that game easier than any of the Galaxy games.
>>736803547You can't beat a novel concept well-executed. That's why Galaxy is so revered. They took a major shot on a genuinely risky idea (the camera alone must have been keeping devs up at night) and nailed the landing. Yeah, the difficulty is under-tuned but they didn't even know if players would be able to wrap their head around 3D gravity. Portal is a piss easy game too, but again, you can't beat a game that introduces something wholly new and aces it so thoroughly it feels effortless.
>>736801231well my nephew thinks Sonic is awesome and Mario is trash for babies, so that's my perspective
>>736806136 (You)Right after I typed this I remembered Tatanga existed, and they also introduced Daisy at the end. So I guess there's still a chance, after all.Maybe they'll just condense all the evil ayys into one film.
>>736802809>>736805935>Broccoli wasn’t introduced to North America until the 1900s, when Italian immigrants planted it in their family gardens in New York — it finally made it to the West Coast in the late 1920s.The Marios have been brainwashing our kids for longer than we thought.
>>736805935Broccoli tastes nice
>>736803547Isn't his avatar of that really ugly looking rightoid cartoon that mocked gamers and anime?
>>736801150Yeah I brainwashed my sons by making them listen to Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd most nights since their birth, what you gonna do about it fag?
>>736801150My kids beg me to play Chrono Trigger together (they aren’t allowed to play vidya on their own)
>>736807006Does Chrono Trigger have a multiplayer function? I know the SNES FFs let you assign characters to different controllers but I wasn't aware of CT having that function as well.
>>736798276but the galaxy games sucked
>>736806725Asparagus tastes like unwashed indian pussy
I assume that they are around 24-25 and that's still the age where if you're blessed, you have the dumbest of priorities. Life will dull him out by the time he's 26-27.
>>736798276https://youtu.be/bg1E7sFLB4A?t=2197
>>736799365it's illumination, the movie would obviously be more of the sameI don't know what people were expecting
>>736798401What I like the most about Galaxy is the soundtrack.
>>736803440a movie based on mario RPG spinoffs would be a massive misrepresentation of Mario too.
>>736804718I don't think Mario continuity needs to be major thing except for you know, shit actually happening/development and stuff like a story needs. The RPGs are good to have villains beyond Bowser for them to fight against and combine forces. Instead of just more Bowser Jr. which kinda is boring. Wart being there was cool desu. But the RPGs also should have been the main inspiration for cool team up bros moves, slapstick comedy and more.
>>736808276Soundtrack and skyboxes for me. It really succeeded in making space feel magical and wondrous, and at the same time giving you a sense of the incredible scale of it.
>Mario Galaxy is a masterpie-
>The Quiet Sadness of Super Mario Galaxy>"WAHOO! WAH! YIPEE! LET'S-A-GO! MAMA MIA! YAHOO!"
>>736798276U R MR GAY
>>736809385Kek.
>>736803812It's kinda funny how Bowser starts the series having almost no problem teaming up with the bros, then by the time of Paper Jam he just absolutely despises them with all his being.
>>736800589>Honestly the first movie comes across like a narrative masterpiece by comparison.the second one is literally the first one but instead of saving mario's brother, it's about saving peach's sister, and this time luigi gets to do more shit
>>7367984012 is the superior game in level design and its not even that much of a leap. The Galaxy games are fun but the weakest of the 3D Marios.
>>736809418but Bowser is gay as we know from SO LONG GAY BOWSER so does this mean the player IS bowser? thus mario is actually trying to defeat the player(Bowser) who masterfully controls him just the same. Its symbolism for us confronting the homo in all of us, maybe literally.deep
>>736810072Miyamoto, I kneel
>>736798276The only Nintendo fans who hate the movie are the ones who obsess over Rosalina while forgetting that she only has like 10 minutes of scenes in the game.
>>736799365That's almost 1:1 how I felt about the movie. Before and after.
>>736798276Galaxy has some very touching moments despite being a mario game, don't know why they decided to omit them completely.
>>736798276why is his language so superfluousI used to get ridiculed for using so many big words in a sentence.
>>736798276To this day, after all these years, there's still an anti jap bias out there. Shit never ends
>>736798276It's funny how Sonic won.
>>736799093I loved it as a kid and there are a lot of good things about it, but when I replayed a few months ago I realized how easy it was. SM64 I think is better as a game.I'll always think that Galaxy looks beautiful and the atmosphere and music are extremely good, but it's a game that might really only appeal to the mind of a child. If I'd experienced the game today, it's possible I'd be too jaded to like it.
If you're a die hard Galaxy-only fan then yeah I guess you'd hate the movie because Galaxy takes a back seat to SMB2, Sunshine, Odyssey, and Star Fox. In terms of Galaxy it's really only like 1 scene of everyone flying through space for a few seconds and the occasional Galaxy theme.
>>736809385>Quiet Sadness of Super Mario Galaxy
>>736798401galaxy 1 and 2 are decenti like sunshine the best imodespite it being jak 2 levels of bs
>>736810547>To this day, after all these years, there's still an anti jap bias out there. Shit never endsIts completely deserved these days because Japanese media used to be cool in the 80s and 90s but now it's fucking gay, pic relatadz
>>736810994I agree its gay but not specifically in that wayMoe is where everything went wrong
>>736798276lol sounds like he took the "UR MR. GAY" edit literally
>>736798276all I remember is that luigi is slippery as fuck
>>736799317You can't make Mario epic. This is what it its supposed to be
>>736810502Because atmosphere and quiet moments are incomprehensible to modern Hollywood. They can't imagine people being interested in something without quips and farts.
>>736798276It is just a game. That's why it's such a big problem that a movie, supposedly a higher art form, is so much shallower than a game with minimal plot.
>>736810502Uniroinically. It's just a mario game and yet the ending to that game is one of the most feels inducing I've seen, the ending is pretty amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRSmyTlg5UQ
>>736801009>I love it though, and it's better than the soulless slop they are making nowNo it isn't.At the VERY least, the new mario movies are actually pleasant to look at
>>736811176thisanime used to be for mennow its for tranniesno wonder we call it tranime
Huh?
All I'll say is they better do Mr. Game and Watch justice in the Smash Brothers movie. I want to see a bell ring taunt after a critical/knockout hit. And he need to maintain his low frame movements and actions too.
>>736811269Builds off the storybook nicely and is cinematic enough to actually feel satisfying. I finished NSMB2 and felt nothing, I finished galaxy and actually felt something.
>>736811176As an old 4channer, I definitely feel this and I have hated every anime that came out after 2007 for this reasonI'm so glad all the moeshit is getting censored and all the little weeboids are seething.
>>736811925when you are right you are right
>>736801009Mortal Kombat (1995) is still the best video game movie ever made
>>736811176You know Japan has fallen when even westerners are making better animes than them.>>736812010Hating nu-trannime is always the right take my fellow anon, and thats on facts
>>736811925You could insert "anime" for "video games" and what you said would still be true.
>>736804940Mario 64, Sunshine, Odyssey >>> Galaxy 1&2, 3D World
>>736812216What's wrong with 3D world
>>736798276Galaxy, the game and movie, was shit
>>7368123103D World is at least fun, 3D land feels like a beta test of world
>>736799317I am going to put my serious cap on and tell you WHY I think Miyamoto-sama did it this way.Just look at this thread. Every single nigga here likes one game or the other, some like more story, others less story, some like hard platforming, some easier platforming, etc.Each nigga has a different opinion, that's based on the Mario game they played first as a kid.Leaning on the games too much would have made EVERYONE unhappy, because each person has their own childhood idea of what the game was, its best parts, characters, qualities, etc.You could never make them happy. So you need a new story, that has all the elements from all the games, but that does not lean on them.This way you create new fans (the kids) but also don't ruin the image that old fans had (which is individual and subjective).Think about Star Wars. Nobody liked the prequels because everyone had their own idea of how they should take after the original movies, because each one of them had a different idea of the original movie.Miyamoto-sama is a smart motherfucker and understood that it's better to create something new than to try and satisfy the billion individual requirements of the old.
>>736798276>Nintendo fans brag about how Mario Galaxy is so highly rated and sold so well, treating it as one of Nintendo's gold standard games>people criticize the junk food movie that used its name but hardly adapted it at all>suddenly "it's just a game why do you caaaaaare"
>>736802865it was lightning in a bottle, it can never be replicated
>>736810994Whatever you say. i just they saved my ass on more than a few occasions
>>736798276galaxy autist are retarded and should be ignored
>>736812683With SM64, they were primarily concerned with getting the core gameplay to work as well as possible, and built the game around that. With future games, you can tell that the gimmicks came first and the gameplay details were secondary. Similar thing happened with Zelda.
>>736812110>unironically thinking arcane was good
>>736813084better then nu-tranime slops
>>736812871Galaxy fans are avant-garde trailblazers. Soon enough, all sophisticated video game critiques will understand that a game should be judged solely on skyboxes, soundtrack and that one cutscene that made you feel a bit sad when you were a kid.
>>736812971Nintendo's design philosophy is way too geared towards gimmicks at this point. It started with Sunshine's flud-less missions and has just gotten worse and worse. Mario Wonder is the worst offender, it's barely coherent as a beginning-to-end adventure, it's just a collection of gimmick levels and missions. Even Odyssey was bogged down with it by having so many sections which were disconnected from the main levels
>>736811972I might have to play again and follow the story book because I didn't really remember it or follow it when I first played the game, and thus I have a very vague recollection.Say what you like about the gameplay compared to prior games, but I think it's a bit unfair to say the game is bad and has nothing good about it.
>>736813183jesus, people criticizing Mario-flavored Minions 2 REALLY struck a nerve with you huh
>>736813276And if it isnt gimmicks its anime cringe
>>736798929it has marginally more story than the others that was added pretty much behind Nintendo's back
>>736813363Nah I'm just poking fun at pretentious fags, I've got a lot of nostalgia for Galaxy and I don't care about the Illumination slop because I'm not 8 anymore. If anyone struck a nerve here, it's clearly me.
>>736813637Wind Waker's artstyle was implemented behind Miyamoto's back but Nintendo saw fit to sextuple down on it in a string of continually flopping/underperforming games despite WW selling half of what OoT did and being divisive.
>>736798276I'm not really concerned about the relation to the gamebut just because the game is light on story doesn't mean that you have to make your movie an incoherent mess
>>736798276did you know if you only read the letters with stars on them, it spells out U R MR GAY?
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>>736813523Mother of moot, I need, like, all of the eye bleach after seeing that unbearable cringe -_-
>>736813320You can just watch it here since the whole storybook requires beating the final level before getting all chapters https://youtu.be/QG9r4sR0ZIo The ending is a nice bookend on this story as just like Rosalina helping her first luma friend find its home, it returns the favour by building the comet observatory to cheer her up when she needs it the most.The first luma who you meet and becomes the spin attack returns the favour to Mario by sacrificing themselves (alongside the others) to the black hole. They then get reborn anew and create a whole new universe filled with new sights and wonders to explore. Having Rosalina's story parallel the main story like this, finding beauty in the life and death cycle is really kino for how simple it all is None of this is in the movie btw LOL
>>736798401I grew up with sunshine and galaxy and always preferred sunshine, cant remember shit from galaxy other than the awful gimmick minigames and the boring orchestral shit
>>736803812>>736806136these aren't really masterful works of storytelling. they're japnese boomer memes in condensed form.
>>736801009This movie had the coolest version of Yoshi.
>>736814003I can understand hating shit like pull stars or the manta ray levels but hating the galaxy soundtrack is a brain dead nigger take. Except for the song that plays during the two bee levels. That is objectively dogshit.
>>736813984>finding beauty in the life and death cycle is really kino for how simple it all is Exactly. The feeling the game gave me also reminded me of when I frist thought about death as a kid, and thought about what would happen after, what would be lost, which is a heavy thing to think about fora young mind.>None of this is in the movie btw LOLNo shocker, I would have assumed as much. It seems to be a thing in the entire gaming industry right now, and has been for the last 10 years I'd say, to play things incredibly safe and go no further beyond just "nostalgia" bait (I've never found fan service nostalgic for whatever reason). I think it's one of the reasons the industry is so ass, but I don't know how hard it actually is to create things which are of remote value.
>>736802729I'm a 91 chad and I had one of those All-stars carts with Mario Bros 3 and Super Mario World. I always thought Mario Bros 3 was better. Fuck, even Mario Bros 6 gold coins is better, at least if you play a color romhack.
>>736803440Dude, >>736803510 is correct. It's a great adventure game but the "story" is that you go from one place to the next collected crystal stars. As an actual plot, it wouldn't be an interesting movie or book.
>>736811269I've been chasing the feelings I had seeing this for the first time for years
>>736814718It could be interesting. The Hobbit is just a bunch of bedtime stories Tolkien would tell his kids that he just strung together as a book
>>736814456This. I've found it actually bizzare when people shit on galaxy 1 for being orchestral or "over produced", or even more "soulless", which is flat retarded, it comes off as philistine contrarianism probably from people that didn't even play the game but just heard "Gusty Garden" 7000 times.
>>736814932I played the game and beat it a few months out from launch and I just never cared for it. I don't think it's bad but it feels very out of place for what I want from a bing bing wahoo game
>>736814551Are you 91 years old?
>>736815357What do you want from bing bing wahoo?
>>736815357Understandable, but that's not really the same as the takes I've seen before, that imply it's just bad. In my personal opionion, I think it's fine, and fitting for the game in and of itself, however much of a departure from most games in the franchise it might be. I also like that it's authentic.
>>736814932The unintended side effect is that Nintendo thinks they can do awful jazz remixes of existing songs and call it a new soundtrack
I didn't like Galaxy because Mario feels like shit to move around>slow>a lot of his fun or useful moves are gone (dive, spin jump)>triple jump feels really stiff>wall jump is slower>no way to build speed>way too easy to correct jumpsThis also made me dislike Galaxy 2 because it's trying to be more like traditional 2D Mario and less about gravity stuff but it keeps the physics
>>736815721For sure, but that's part of a step away from authenticity and goes back to the problem fans seem to have with this film.
Why did Rosalina get kidnapped in the movie? Not only is this inaccurate to the game but it also flies against the whole girlboss thing unless only Peach is allowed to be that and no one else in which case yikes.
I think the one thing that actually annoyed me about the movie was how they kept cutting to the SMB1 graphics during the castle segment. >Yes Nintendo I get it, it's just like the games, no you don't need to keep showing it it's fine. Yes I get it, he's going to use the axe to destroy the bridge just like SMB1, no no you don't have to actually show it in NES graphics I understand what- okay fine just do it anyway I guess.
>>736816410Bowers Jr wanted her to power a giant death gun. Kept getting distracted by Lumas and then she got thrown in the machine that drains her powers for most of the movie.
>>736816410>Why did Rosalina get kidnapped in the movieSo Peach had a reason to leave with Toad and they could fight Birdo, Mouser, and Wart because member Mario 2 I member clap now
>>736816505Oh fuck wrong thread lmao.
>>736816505>>736816571kill yourself btw
>>736816505So fucking worthless you couldn't even get the right thread. You know what to do
>>736814718LOTR trilogy won 17 academy awards and it is a borefest about some faggots carrying a ring to a volcano to throw it in. I recently replayed TTYD last month so it is fresh in my mind. It has more of a plot than the LOTR movies anon.
>>736816851kek
>>736817115That's why it's a good book series, it's just a walk through the countryside
>>736798401Bases Galaxyhater. Cuckzumi has NEVER made a good game.
>>736813523Extremely rent free
>>736798276Being a nu-Nintendo defender must be exhausting. You constantly need to change your opinions, pretend Illumination is some amazing studio, while trashing the original game its based on by retroactively calling it disposable trash with zero artistic merit. I really do not understand the mindset on a fundamental level.
>>736817404>while trashing the original game its based on by retroactively calling it disposable trash with zero artistic merit.Because it is. Kozumi games suck.
>>736817464Zero artistic merit is a bit harsh
>>736817404>while trashing the original game its based on by retroactively calling it disposable trash with zero artistic meritBecause it is. See >>736817352Funfact: Galaxy was actually our most hated game of 2007, much like Metroid Prime 4 was for 2025, or Xenoblade 3 for 2022.
>>736809385>The Quiet Sadness of Super Mario GalaxyWhoever originally worded that take is a faggot, but SMG does have a majestic quality on top of being a bing bing wahoo-fest. The whole Little Prince-aesthetic is rarely seen in games and fits Mario perfectly, and getting rid of that majesty for the movie makes no sense.
why did they make a mario game so grandiose and epic but actually nail it
>>736817503Kozumi likes to make stuff with lots of style, but they have very little substance. Galaxy 2 is vastly better, they did away with lots of the terrible gimmicks and boring ass exploration levels in a game where Mario doesn't have a complex moveset.
>>736817740Mario Galaxy is not even close to the Little Prince
>>736817797Space is the final frontier, you have to go big because there’s nothing possibly bigger than it
>>736817697lol
>>736817874That's just Eric. Ignore him.
>>736818058>calling him outWell, this thread was nice while it lasted.
>>736804073But neither of those are the case in the game in quesgion, you masaive retard.
>Live actionI wonder if the zelda movie will flop.
>>736798276I liked it. My only only complaint is that instead of Jr turning Dry Bowser into Fury Bowser after getting killed by G&W he summons the dark souls dragon from Odyssey... wasted opportunity, they just wanted to wrap it up.
>>736798276They're mister gay
