Which 4 fictional characters would you choose for a potential theoretical never-gonna-happen next installment of Poker Night?It doesn't have to make sense or be feasible, anything goes!
Bigby WolfJohn Planescape Coach Tim Buckley
>>736800291fpbp
Chris Chan, but not the real life Chris Chan, specifically his persona from the comics, including all the superpowers he has and everything>Oh Da-Darn it, this hand is um... I mean * sigh* this is making me really upset, I might have to uh, go all Sonichu hedgehog power on ya'lls.
>>736800138-Nick or Ellis (L4D2)-Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island/Telltale Series)-Carl (ATHF)-Fourth is a wild card. Torn between Clementine from The Walking Dead or Bosco from Sam & MaxCould be an extra one too like GLAD0S but it'd have to be from a completely different type of game like Grim Fandango.
what if it was just other characters from every series the original 4 were fromlike what if it was Max, Homestuck Runner, idk the Engineer or something, and John Gabethat'd be interesting
>>736800609>idk the Engineer or somethingIt should be Scout or Soldier.
LiliRikkuSamusMercystrip poker
>>736800831Oh wait Soldier VA is dead... Scout then.
>>736800874Op says it doesn't have to be feasible, it's not like this could ever happen anywaySpy could work too he has quite the personality
>>736800138your momyour crushyour food delivery driverthe priest who molested you
>>736801202ok, so we have 1 character so farwho else?
>>736800138Duke NukemLaura CroftSamus AranPrincess Peach
Duke Nukem Shaggy Adam Jensen Solid Snake
>>736801308>Surrounding Duke with babes
>>736801390women who would immediately attack him over his mouthits a perfect table
Sam & Max were really the best written characters these games had.
>I never played poker, but I figure, how hard can it be? Me mum's friend had a picture in her house of some dogs playing poker. I reckon if dogs can play it, I can figure it out...
>>736800138Ronald McDonaldBrentalflossMr. MagooRance
>>736800138>evil ass rape building
>>736800138Marty McFlyCharlie DomplerCoachCoach Z
adam jensen, mgr raiden, dante and cod ghost
I WANT MAX ON BOTH A CARNAL AND EMOTIONAL LEVELPLEASE
>>736803757
>>736800138whatever 4 would make the third one bomb so bad they just fire all the clowns and it would never happen again
>>736800138AngerfootThe NoiseThe DryadHelltaker
>>736803757Max is cute I see the appeal of his personality, the whole crazy yet adorable thing is fun, but I just don't see the sex appealEven if you found his character endearing, he's not sexable, he's shaped like a bean bag and has no genitalia or features
>>736806141If we're talking about TF2 items, Carl's would definitely be the Foreigner Belt. But I think the funniest possible thing would be the suit from the dead body his head was grafted onto in Total Re-Carl. Maybe as a skin for Infernus or something.
This was posted a while back but
>>736800138Nothing but the disco Elysium skills talking to each other.
>ENA>Pajama Sam>Dr. Eggman>Mario but specifically the Super Show versionI have a vision here
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>>736807032idk who any of these cunts except Sam are, but i saw the purple rabbit dude in a loooooot of porn
>>736800138BT-7274 (at full size)Hornet (at bug size)DRG scoutXCOM 2 bradford Agent 47 as the dealer.
>>736807032this is well drawn but just poker night tranny edition, no thanks
>>736806141Change the FNAF rabbit to some else. Carl, Charlie and Wallace are pretty much the same character in different flavors. Gotta add another one like them.
Scout and spy (you get to try to figure out which is which from how they play since they will share a chair and spy will disguise as scout)
>>736807531that's interesting, i like itmaybe pyro can be hanging out in the background and sometimes looks suspiciously at them, and one of spy's tells is that he gets nervous but the real scout doesn't
>>736800138I need Jack from Stranger of Paradise in it.
Jack from Madworld.Jack from Stranger in Paradise.Jack from Kingdom Hearts 3.Jack from The Pick of Destiny
>>736807531it sucks reading kino ideas like this since they'll never be used
>>736807032modern adult cartoons are garbage for teens
I think the rules are like:>1 valve character>1 telltale character>1 animated character>1 gaming e-celeb
>>736800138Master Shake and/or Carl
I was thinking of having Inky, Pinky, Blinky and clyde. as one seat.They'd take turns randomly with all playing differently reflecting how they work in og Pacman.And i'd really want a Jet set Radio or Lethal league prep. Maybe Candyman.Other than that idk put Spike Spiegel, and Coach there or something.
>>736809729In that case:ScoutBigby WolfMaster ShakeAVGN
>>736800138Mike Dawson from darkseed 2 specifically. If you know then you know.Half life's dr breen Dr light from MegamanJames from silent hill 2.If we want a no way in hell going to happen go silent protagonist modeGordon FreemanChrono from chrono triggerCrash bandicootLink from loz
>>736801432Not really, Telltale Sam & Max are a joke compared to comic/HtR S&MThe best character in the game was Heavy, who actually got character development that felt funny, terrifying and sad at the same time. The rest of the cast was mostly flat personality wise
It's Mad Scientist Night at the Inventory:Wallace (& Gromit)Rusty VentureDr. HellHaruka from Senran KaguraHosted by Doctor Kleiner
>>736809882>Crash bandicootreplace him with neo cortex
>>736809945I keep seeing people put Wallace in and Kleiner is in a similar boatThey're too wholesome to be in PN. All the characters in both games are partially psychotic except the captain running the Inventory. Wallace and Kleiner are far too normal and would be seriously freaked out when meeting the rest of the cast
>>736800138the spydr robotnik (aosth)nico bellicleisure suit larry
>>736800138HitlerSantaMy dadReimu
>>736810075You're not wrong, but having Wallace alongside some crazier characters is just inherently funny, he's just a funny guy, and the thought of Rusty being flabbergasted over Wallace going to the moon on a bank holiday weekend is great.
>>736800138 >bb (anthology of the killer)>osaka (azumanga daioh>wallace (wallace and gromit)>pasqualo (it hurts!!)>dealer: caine (amazing digital circus)>sam and max sit at a nearby table and sometimes heckle the players you know i'm correct
>>736803757he would bite your dick off
>>736807103Hes from some shit indie animation thats an allegory for mental illness like all the others
>>736809954But he talks. The idea of those 4 was silent characters
>>736810595Arthur being the straight man character and forging a kind of bond with Carl who has zero tolerance for bullshit would honestly be a really hilarious dynamic
>>736810796Yeah you can't have a comedic group without a proper comedic foil. You need atleast one "sane" character to contrast the more frantic characters.
>>736811014Pasquallo is both way too obscure way too based for this to ever happen
>>736811561The "sane" characters in the other games were still crazy deep down. Tycho was into bestiality and had weird anger issues at times, Sam is a passive psycho (as in, will see people burning to death, make a snappy quip about the state of society and then drive away), Brock has NOTABLE anger issues and Ash is kinda looney for obvious reasons if you've seen the filmsWallace and Kleiner are just genuinely normal if ditzy dudes, Wallace's "worst" actions are always him being too naive and failing to see an issue with his contraptions but he and Gromit end up fixing it and Kleiner hasn't done anything bad at all.
>>736809721Poker night anon not Reddit Night
Hitler, Michael Jackson, Alex Jones and my high school ex girlfriend
I’ve seen this somewhere and I have to agree.
>>736812003best set so far
>>736810075I think Kleiner could easily work if you leaned into the memes a bit and write him as a maladjusted autist-savant who knows how to play perfectly but can't read people for shit and generally has no idea how to behave socially so he's always making weird comments or lusting after headcrabs.
>>736800138Spy (TF2)Manny Calavera (Grim Fandango)Charlie (Smiling Friends)Carl (ATHF)Caine (TADC, Dealer)
>>736800138Bill (L4D)Jetstream Sam (MGRR)Courage (Courage the Cowardly Dog)Kinger (TADC)
>>736800138It's never fucking happening.Carl (Adult Swim)Abe (Oddworld)Coach(L4D2)Howard the DuckJimbo (Balatro) as the dealer
If they would've released PN3 a decade ago they 100% would've added Rick Sanchez, thank God that never happened
>>736801279underrated post
The "Wildcard": Sans (Undertale)The "Ego Balloon": Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club)The "Strongman": Voymastina (Girls Frontline 2: EXILIUM)The "Suave Weirdo": Ringbel (Bravely Default: Flying Fairy)
Bender as the dealer. That’s all
>>736800291Only if Fuckly is perpetually stuck at a 3/4 flat angle using the same sprite sheet as the comics.
>>736817865I can get behind this
Jake the DogCarl from Aqua Team Hunger ForceScout from tf2Master Chief or Solid Snake
>>736818278Snake has much better voice line potential
>>736811943Mynt is the most 4chan character possible. A self-hating, suicidal, pedophile with countless horrifying fetishes on top of that.
>>736806705Manny would be great in general
Jax (TADC)Sonar (Dispatch)Ivy (Deadlock)Charlie (Smiling Friends)
>>736800138>Kazuma KiryuHe gambles regularly anyway and he'd have fun comments on how the game is going.>Cloud StrifeHe'd be obviously pouty and awkward, giving him a sort of Poker face because he acts the same no matter what.>Ezio AuditoreHe'd be fun to have around, especially as he's sort of out of time if he's playing Poker with Kiryu.>AgumonHe'd be particularly peppy, and it would be funny having 3 more serious characters and a cartoon talking animal.
>>736807176>Agent 47 as a player. >He has three different disguises and three different cover stories that he rotates through.>None of the other characters realize it's him>His dialogue consists of murder-related puns and innuendo, every story he tells is suspiciously morbid, and he always asks creepy questions.>No one reacts to any of this, they treat it like it's totally normal>He's the designated "Either plays like shit, or plays perfectly" character. It has no connection to which disguise he's wearing. His tells in the "Plays like shit" mode are 47 physically straining to make it as obvious as possible. In ace mode he has no tells at all.>When he busts out, you hear electricity arcing, a loud crash, or glass breaking in the next room over and he leaves the table without complaining at all.>His buy ins are tied to each costume, and you have to win all three to unlock his tie-in item, the ICA Silverballer.
>>736812003What a shame. What a rotten hand to play.
>>736801279kek
>>736800138-Dr. Kleiner (hl)-Charlie (Smiling Freinds)-Kinger (TADC)-Batman (Batman)
here's mineI just pick and chose from other people's selections
graciebonThay marcondesrachel aldaname
>>736803757me when I played Life is Strange
>>736811076NOHE'D SUCK IT EPIC STYLE>>736806109His personality and him being a rabbit creature makes him hotGimme
>>736800609>>736800831Originally they were going to have Medic in PN2
>>736806109One of the most recurrent jokes in the series is Max being reminded that "He doesn't even like girls." It's implied that he stores objects up his ass. He never wears clothes.And he does objectively come across as a fruity little brat who's good at keeping under the radar, except when he slips and says something off-color. On top of all that, he's a charming little mascot character you could feasibly pick up and use as an onahole. And he'd probably be up for that sometimes, given his affinity for being chucked around and used like an inanimate object in practical contexts.
>>736824134I thought his comments in Poker Night were weird how into women he sounded, very out of character UNLESS it was intentionally a reference to Chariot of the Dogs.
>>736824235Sam wasn't there to remind him that he didn't like girls. That's the joke.
>>736800138sammaxjimmy the ratbosco
>>736806643>I just don't remember being this old... and black.
>>736824373Sam and Max should play together. Rotate the other chairs in and out>Bosco>Sybil>Jimmy Two Teeth>Specs>Harry Moleman>Satan>Momma Bosco>Jurgen>Curt 286>Skunkape>Stinky>StinkyYou get the jist
I need either Robert House or Monokuma to deal. I actually don't even like half the things Monokuma says but he's perfect for the roll.>>736806141Everart as a dealer is fucking brilliant. have him threaten a character to sit in his office's guest chair if they're being rambunctious. >>736806643gotta be either G-Man Super Bowl Fantasy Lamp or the belt>>736822612ENA fits very well too.
