LOLOLOLOLOL
>>736811007Where did his pants go?
How many times do you got the the gym a week? How many times do you jerk off a week?If you jack off more than you go to the gym you're single
>>736811196I jerk off dailyI lift dailyI'm single
>>736811196I'm not paying for a gym membership man, exercise is free.
>>736811196How many times do you got the the gym a week?101How many times do you jerk off a week?100
>>736811196I am not single and I still jerk off about twice per day (and fuck my gf once per day)To be quite honest this is not ideal. I want to reduce the amount of times I jerk off because it feels like I am not getting as hard as I can or cumming as much as I can, but it's an addiction. Doesn't help what I work from home and my gf doesn't, so I stay alone at my house ~8 hours per day, it's hard not to fap.
>>736811196Gyms are for fags
>>736811007Something about this comic pisses me off.
>>736811007She looks like the Loli version of myself that I never draw.Oh God I'm a hack...
>>736811403>he dosnt work out with his brosNGMI
>>736811478I want to rape you
>>736811541Not if I rape myself first!
xDDDD
>>736811478When will you be transitioning?
>>736811678After you
>>736811196Both are gayer than video games
>>736811657I chortled
>>736811007KEKORO that's based thoughbeit
ROFLMAO
>>736811678I'm too fat and Slavic to be a tranny.Maybe I could be an Ambush if I worked at it.
>>736811617>>736811478Let her have sex with futa elves
>>736811947>futaName a more pleb taste
>>736811196Stay out of my gym you broccoli headed pussy repellent. All you do is stand around the equipment on your phone jerking the other zoomers off.
>>736812021anal, but futa's still pretty plebian
>>736811196this is the kind of mentality that will just drive you to kill yourself
>>736811846I chuckled.Also I didn't realize that [s4s] was still alive. Are top lel and bottom lel still a thing?
KEKEKEKEK
MY SIDES
>>736811291This
>>736812917>this looks you wish fucking you were gorgeous half as beautiful on me! as I am!
>>736811846>>736811007I need sauce
>>736811007Sex with P2-chan
>>736811007XD
>>736811846>Clearly see through>No nipplesMy autism will not let this go.
I do not like forced 4chancore artists
>>736811196>you're singledon't need to do any fucking math at all to reach that conclusion
>>736811846I didn't realize that /s4s/ had an actual community
heh.... it really do be like that
>>736812993THE JOKE ISIM GAY
>>736814089You can tell he was jerking off while drawing the third panel.
>>736814125i don't think that's the joke though
>>736811478where the fuck do I recognize you from?
>>736812557Sometimes. I know classyfren is still active.
>>736814186Twitter, /ic/, maybe /trash/, /v/ again.You got options.
>>736812917This was so funny when it came out. You had to be there.
>>736812917kek indeed. jej even.
>>736814794>/v/ HATES yuri orgys nowHow far we have fallen
>>736814045It's like 30 different people that all have the exact same level of being mentally stunted so they just nicepost all day.
>>736811196I work out at home, I don't go to the goym
>>736811196Muscles don't make you attractive. It's all about face and height.
>>736812917This meme is older than half of /v/
>>736811196Going to the gym is homosexual, so is fapping
>>736815279muscles and height just add better defined frame to the mug-shot.>Muscle: represents strength and responsibility and a sense of self-worth above others.>Height: Intimidating presence among those that are shorter.In short, its all about having a higher intimidation score.
>>736811196Explain this atheist >>736811291
>>736815757Jerk off less to store up more fluids which help with your body to recover from training and actually build up muscle rather than take away the resources to reproduce sperm. Its a simple fact. Cultivators knew about this fact. That's why they retained semen and didn't fap or fuck 24/7.
>>736811196My girlfriend and I are both mega-coomers, she has a bigger sex drive than me though so I jack off after sex. I make sure she orgasms first so I've trained myself not to cum or sex will end, kek. Which is hard because certain positions, outfits, or hairstyles will send me over the edge
>>736811403I love working out with my bro
>>736812993How is it it still hasn't been topped or even matched?
>>736811196DailyDailySingle
>>736811196>you're singleyou could have said "incel", "coomer", "fag" or even "virgin", what makes you think "single" is a bad thing?
>>736811196The joke is that it's actually the other way around.
>>736815073This is unironically one of the best comics ever posted to /v/
>>7368111962x a week7x a week
>>736816996
>>736811514The gayest thing is the broccoli hair
>>736811196I go to the gym 3 times a week, I jack it almost daily>you're singleWhere do you think we are?
>>736811196Why would I jack off if I wasn't single?
>>736817365Because jacking off is better sometimes
>>736817365If the wife doesn't want sex and you're horny as fuck
>>736811007Do you think she plans to grow up to be the ideal woman to her brother based off the game?
>>736811196No shit I'm single
>>736817602just cheat retard
>>736812917kekit ages like a fine wine
>>736817665Yes, that's how little sisters work
>>736811196I don't go to the gym, but I do work out at home about 4 times a week. I usually jack off once or twice a week.
>>736815620>This meme is older than half of /v/
>>736811196>How many times do you got the the gym a week?0>How many times do you jerk off a week?2 sometimes 3 times, wish I had the opportunity more often desu.>If you jack off more than you go to the gym you're singleThanks for the confirmation, I wasn't sure.
>>736811196>I need to pay to enter gay building full of gay people to exercise How do people get got like this so fucking reliably that you can turn it into a business?
haha
>>736811196>If you jack off more than you go to the gym you're singleretarded and wrong incel delusions
>>736811853>Hero of beating up old Slavs in a jungleEverytime
>>736811196I go to the gym to jerk offA perfect equilibrium
>>736816449>you could have said "incel", "coomer", "fag" or even "virgin", what makes you think "single" is a bad thing?None of those terms would be accurate.
>>736811007children dont react like that to pedophile content
>>736811196>How many times do you got the the gym a week? How many times do you jerk off a week?>If you jack off more than you go to the gym you're singleIt doesn't work that way, there's nothing more pathetic than gymcels who think the gym will get them a girlfriend.
>>736811196I don't go to the Gym but almost every day since autumn I've doing one of the following: 30x4 lifting 4kg dumbbells (15 each arm), 3x6 reverse lunges with the same dumbbells or a jog/walk for 5-6km. That's all I need.When it comes to jerking it...my new year's resolution was to limit my amount of faps, and I've been doing well on that promise, gone from doing it almost daily to only once or twice a week, since I began those daily exercises I've also been fapping to less gay stuff so that's a bonus.anyways, lol
>>736811196Kekaroo
>>736820148She's about to know why they call him that.
>>736811196Gym 4 times a weekFap like 20 times a weekSingleDuring my last relationship I was going to the gym twice a week and I was still beating it like every day
HAHAHA
SUPER KEK
>>736820864Why wouldn't this work?
>>736811514Unimaginably gay
>>736811514Left and right are hot and should troonMiddle is ugly, can stay an ugly guy
>>736816568>drippinghow so?
>>736820774This doesn't work tho.
>>736820886Because I also pirated 2 million times and I refuse to delete them
HA HA, LITERALLY ME
>>736811196>gymDo normies really?
>>736820864It's some kind of autism to think illogically like this, but its super funny.
>>736821169rofl
LOL, SO TRUE
>>736811196Lifting big and eating big are the two things that keep me going.
LOL!
>>736816568Proof?
>>736812917I forgot how much I loved this strip.
>>736816568>my cock literally starts dripping if I go 1 day without jerkingI think you need to see a doctor m8
>>736822458Women think that men are like that lmao
>>736822458I think you need more T, anon. if getting horny doesnt get you dribbling, you're definitely low t
>>736821437right is by far the most kino
>>736822458>>736822551Do you not get pre-cum?
>>736822304lol I've been posting this comic on bus stops
>>736821437>classic image edited to be culture war shitgrim
>>736820148HE'S 50?? He looks amazing wtf.
>>736814183Jerking off is essentially how we artists use an epona carrot in OoT but for art
>>736823789Funny how pointing out raped translations always brings faggots like you out of the woodwork where they cry about culture wars
>>736811912>no filename that says "anon gets tricked twi(...)"Was that intentional? By expecting it, did that trick me without realizing?
>>736821437dialog on the right is so fucking funny lmao
>>736811376Whoa wait a minute, getting a gf doesn't end jerking addiction? I was kind of gambling on it
>>736824287Are you so new that you don't even realize that's an edit of an image that's like 15 years old at this point?
lol!
>>736811617Uoohh sex
>>736813809this
>>736824609this is me when i type up a whimsical post in a thread thoughbeit
>>736811196do you really? i think that if i go to the gym i'd just do random exercises (and badly, surely) and then get sore for 2-3 days and never go againi really think that unless you with your friends, there is no way to you can push anybody to go to the gym aloneand im not a fat fuck, im a 110lb skeleton
>>736811291How can you do it daily? Do you talk to hot babes every day at work?
>>736812993man he's evolving, the joke is finally something other than "I want to fuck weird things"I'm so proud it only took like 5+ years
>>736811846>1cc thotd2meh
>>736816996CUTE
>>736823028such a brave maninshallah you will be rewarded
>>736811478>>736811617More like Dr. Slurp.Because I'm slurping on cunny.More like Dr. Moricunny.Because I need more cunny.
>>736812993I really do not care for this guy's style and attitude
>>736823028hero
>>736824712I'd recommend doing bodyweight and cardio if you're not confident in your discipline. There's nothing magic about weights. Just find a nice trail or pitch and get a pullup bar or branch.
>>736824840I love this one
>>736825565hopefully he broke his neck
>>736825565did he died?
>>736824383I woke up, got a blow job (wife is on period), and I still jerked it this afternoon. I'm hoping that it gets better once we try for children and I get to cum multiple times per session.
>>736826068No but he got 0 reps
>>736826116
>>736820148>looks better than me at 32
>>736826468If it makes you feel any better Shia LeBeouf is 39 and looks like shit
>>736821541is this autism
>>736814089Blue arms make Sonic look naked.
>>736815073Why is the refuse refusing?
>>736826116>tfw i permit myself to jerk off as much as i want when my wife is on her periodIt's a great system and you really don't have to let old hobbies go to be in a good relationship
>>736826834>you really don't have to let old hobbies go to be in a good relationshipIf she didn't let me keep my transformers or guns she wouldn't have gotten a ring.
>>736821041
I like the Ijidkijidk comic
>>736814089By far his funniest comic
>>736811196I don't go to the gymI have a wifeI jack off once or twice a day
>>736820774>>736821041Yeah, had the opposite effect on me. Was one of those strong fat kids who walked to school. These skinny shits start trouble with me and I twist their arms and there was nothing they could do about it. They couldn't push me back, they couldn't hurt me with punches.I mean, if I wasn't fat, I'd just be a skinny nerd like my brother and I wouldn't be able to stand up for myself at all. I can't even imagine being so weak.
>>736811196My cooming ground to a halt after I bought and started wearing furry accessories (ears, tail, choker collar) in private. Not sure how that worked but okay.
>>736827567probably means you aren't into fucking animals
>>736827419>that one time the sperg was bouncing a tennis ball around the class and I snatched it out of the air and death gripped it while he impotently tried to pry my hand apartOne does not simply disrupt a fatstronk teen's physics lesson.
>>736827419do you have to take the elevator to go up one floor?
>>736827567the world would be a better place if your heartbeat ground to a halt desu
>>736827567marry me uwu
>>736827419One of those STR (vs. DEX) chads I see
>>736827419>Was one of those strong fat kidsNo such thing. Only real in your minds
>>736827773no this is DEX vs. CON
>>736827419based sumoGOD
>>736821247oh fucklmao
>>736826565well hes jewish... so
>>736812021is it still plebian if I want them to mpreg me
>>736817602>>736817689Women would unironically prefer you cheat over you jerking off. One is a show of strength, the other is weakness.
>>736827567That's interesting.Did you like jerking off to furry stuff before? Why do you assume you stopped jerking off?
>>736815073Onpu leave Mario alone
>>736821227its not illogical. Its the logical result of the sensationalist shit you hear journalists shit out
>>736827419You need muscle to move that fat. Otherwise yeah mass+speed>literally everything
>>736827815They gotta be able to haul all the fat around somehow.
>>736827943Funny thing is I was never a big anthro fan before nor see myself as an animal or whatever. Reality is probably was just basically defibrillating my brain. If you're a coomer you're probably bored and depressed, do something different.
>>736824450So the problem is still ongoing I see.
>>736828076>Otherwise yeah mass+speed>literally everythingSPEEDANDWEIGHT
>>736812917I have an excuse to post this screenshot I saved 12 years ago
>>736828204That's not quite the coomer mindset for everyone. It seems more like a personal experience you're going through.
>>736827815There's an entire sport around being strongfat
>>736821198no, normalfags are all fat and weakif you go to the gym you're in the top 10%
>>736811912dark mode bros...
>>736819923works on my machine
>>736828264That's right.>Gives thumbs up
>>736828587there are several even
>>736828775>outdoor sportsBased>gymcelsCringe
>>736828587But most strongmen have visible abs in season. Theyre also on so many roids they die in their 40's but thats unrelated.
>>736827815Strongfat is real, it just doesnt exist in america, where everyone thinks theyre strongfat, but theyre just fat fat.
>>7368111960/0I am, however, single, and have no interest in doing anything about it.
>>736829185yeah sports are so based!
>>736820148>backlash for being seen with an adult at the super bowlOh noooo
>>736829185liftlet lazyfag cope
>>736829418I will concede that
>>736827567Maybe your cooming nature is just in hibernation uwu you big bear
>>736812993Has any golf game reached the level of Fuji Golf for Win95?
>>736820148>let's talk movies>doesn't talk about movies
>>7368111964-7 times a week. in bad weeks, probably 7-14.>gymI went to the gym a few times to try to get in shape, but the pool was always too crowded to do laps, and I don't like swimming in warm water.
>>736822304this has never happened to me
>>736824840You may it realize it, but this image is the epitome and goal of all yurifags, to sit in the cuck chair and watch women fuck each other
>>736829621reminds me of something
>>736814045It had a really cool little subculture back in the first few years after 2014. Its users basically treated it like blue /b/, but extra retarded and mockingly oppositional to 4chan culture. The concept of a Rare Pepe came out of [s4s], and don't let any /r9k/ faggot tell you otherwise.These days it's mostly just a handful of namefags who never let go and a smattering of extremely mentally ill zoomer newfags.That artist is gutsybird, who ritualistically posted about Madoka Magicka over 9000 times and is admittedly a irl pedo.
>>736829826why are 4chan artists like him and 3angleblue so fucked up
>>736811196I work on a assembly line "working out" 7 hours a dayI jerk off at least four times a week I'm married You do the math, smart guy
>>736829826the anime's ojamajo doremi, and he's a normal lolicon, not pedo.
>>736829876>why are 4chan artiststhink you just answered your own question
>>736829826>Madoka MagickaI think you mean Doremi. Gutsy was singlehandedly responsible for Doremi having a major presence on the board, and it still does to this day.
>>736829826Talk about an unreliable narrator.
>>736826565>If it makes you feel any better it doesn't, because i look like him
>>736829971>>736830086Eh, same thing
>>736829826This place isn't great but at least namefagging isn't as prevalent right now. I'm glad that they got Doremi subbed though.
>>736830198I do not hate localizers enough.
>>736811514I wish that was me
>>736830198Oh, I 'member that!
>>736811196Does home workout count?I AM single though
Godhand MSPaint Comics were the best.
>>736811196I have antiwoke neopuritan tradcath rightoid fatigue
>>736811007>cute sister>brother is disgustingwhy>>736811196working out is for gays. physical hobbies has brought me women not going to a faggot fucking gym and i used to workout religiously until i found the truth of doing what i want.
>>736820000I chuckled
>>736811196I just bought a chastity cage so we’ll see how long I hold out
>>736830876>title is "Lesson Learned">there was no lesson to be learnedwhat a generic title. couldn't they have come up with something spicier?
>>736830869>physical hobbies has brought me womenwhat hobbies>until i found the truth of doing what i want.how, because there's literally nothing I want to do
>>736830410Butch
>>736830410They're not. Madoka Magica has dignity.
>>736811196crazy how powerful the gym thing is when you're under 30.
>>736831050>how, because there's literally nothing I want to dothen dont live
>>736831678but I want to want to live
>>736830876Mexicans are somehow as obnoxious as Italians when it comes to food
>>736831716Being alive is something to do, you liar
>>736815206Pretty much this
>>736815162Faggot
>>736811196I ballet workout 3 times a week and only jerk it once or twice. I'm single as fuck do to autism. I'm playing Slay the Spire 2 right now. Love the defect juggling balls like you wouldn't believe.
>>736831385And Ojamajo Doremi is good.
>>736814045I laugh like a retard every time I go there, it's so fucking stupid that it just twirls back to being brilliant.I'd assume going there as your main board would give you brain damage at some point, but a little [s4s] every now and then is incredibly soothing.
>>736827419Based. Chicks loved it too when I can pick them up with one arm, which was pretty impressive in high school. Being weak and fat is turbo cringe, but being strong and fat makes women wet, and cucks seethe.
>>736830198>someone reposted my screenshotAyyy!
>>736811196Going to the gym is a homoerotic activity
>>736831874Both are brown
>>736824708Same.
>>736820148He could do better than that fucking slag.
>>736827419Yeah right, you fat retard.
>>736830876Why do shitskins, gooks and chinks pretend that the only race that can handle spicy food can't handle spicy food. Making the spiciest food and breeding the spiciest peppers in the world are literally white guy hobbies.
>>736828076It's amazing that they lost to that skinnyfat pussy. He can't even punch. He literally swings in a circle.
>>736825565I hate crossfit
>>736825565>go to gym>act like a spastic chimp>break your own neck>nobody mourns you
>>736822304Hey, that's my edit. I noticed it's no longer welcome on /pol/ after 2020 or so, despite how well received it was earlier.
>>736829826Qrd on how he admitted that?
>>736826582No, he's happy as he matures.
>>736832114If you're fat, you're a cuck by nature.
>>736812993i miss this guy, hope he's drawing still
>>736814045Yep. It's where I remember seeing all those comics posted. But I haven't been in years.
>>736829232no they dont you retard thats just the hgh making their innards bloat their gut out
>>736811196I dont go to the gymId estimate i masturbate 15 times a weekI am single
>>736811853Does anybody have the version with the extra venom snake one?
>>736820864This is basically what every AI company is doing right now
>>736824383It depends. If your problem is porn addiction, if you live with your gf and if you are never alone at home then yes it effectively ends your porn addiction because you won't have the opportunity to watch porn. I can go several weeks without porn when my gf is at home. In this case you can still jerk off in the bath or even right next to her if you two are mature about this, but it will hardly be an "addiction", just something you might do when you're horny but the gf isn't feeling it.On the other hand if you are alone at home for a lot of time (because your gf doesn't live with you, or you work from home while she doesn't, or whatever other reason) then no, having a gf has no impact on your porn addiction at all.Sex is not a replacement for porn. It is a way of sexual relief, but porn addiction is not just a sexual need, it's an addiction as the name suggests, it's ritualistic and it's something you do even when you have already fapped several times in that same day.
>>736829438>20>adultThat's a child and you're a pedophile
>>736830086Yeah the "nice board" girl (cropped futa Madoka porn) is from what I understand an entirely different [s4s] meme.
>>736824383lack of privacy will end your porn addiction, subconsciously you won't really realize it unless you're a super-coomer jonesing for a fap sesh
>>736834784The bury pink girl is basically [s4s]'s defining meme.
3-angled-blue admitted to molesting his little sister and he never drew delicious cake so I don't think we have to worry about the artists that do and we should be worrying about the artists that don't
>>736820148and what about her? it doesnt seem like she was forced to go with him, nobody gonna bash her for liking old guys?
>>736835069the truth about pedophiles is they like to stay hidden.they usually aren't mingling with the lolicon crowd , they're trying not to raise any suspicion.
>>736811514It's crazy how this isn't even an exaggerated look into a gym rat's psyche
>>736835357who said anything about pedophiles
>>736835069>>736835357>You have to draw loli or else you like cpThis is MadThad logic.
>>736811196
>>736811196i dont even go outside let alone to a gym
>>736811478>>736811617Aerd's a troon?
>>736836534>Aerd...Aspirin-exacerbated respiratory disease?
>>736823789>grimThat wasn't edited to be culture war you kike faggotThat was culture war right from the startYou should kill yourself for being a jew
>>736829702Transfaggotry gave them an excuse to finally join in
>>736829702Counter-point, I can't jack off if a guy is in scene, and two girls is hotter than having to deal with one guy at all.
>>736811007>huge tits>0 ass and hipsher brother has terrible taste
>>736824287The column on the right was made to parody fan translators who made overly edgy translations with lots of swears in them, dumbass. It has nothing to do with your culture war faggotry.
>>736837141That's the thing, even in your own fantasy all you do is jack off.You could imagine anything, and you CHOOSE to fantasize about sitting there and watching while two women go at it. You can't imagine yourself in the scene, can't fuck the girls yourself, cuz that would be gay, right?
>>736837268We're talking depictions to fap to anon, not fapping with your third eye. Tone down the fart sniffing.
I miss it.
>>736811196I don't want to date, I wanna jerk off.
>>736837662>at the time Halo was seen as babys first shooter for normies>in 2025 Halo3 is high art compared to the dogshit thats been made afterwards
>>736821437Someone post the edit with all the different sub groups
>>736837885With all the GZDoom games and Nightdive Remasters, it's still babby's first shootem. It still has the same movement (save Infinite's grappling hook) and physics, meanwhile CoD pisses off its console userbase whenever they add while-running, sliding, any amount of air strafing.Halo is a gamepad-assist check, of the console shooters dudebros suck off, at least Gears has a unique gamestyle with how it handles covers, and is built around covers/shotguns. That said, console shooters are unanimously all shit.
>>736838007*wall-running
>>736837885Yeah and now we got anons talking about fortnite and other normalfag trash.
>>736836534That doesn't even look like my art. Also I'm a red-blooded man and my doctor says I'm morbingly a beast.
>>736811007My game is genuine mechanics not just coomslop for troonoids, it comes from a genuine loss of battle which is no doubt influenced by coombrain oxytoxin freakazoids
>>736838182>My game is genuine mechanics >most player disable and don't engage with half of said 'genuine mechanics'LMAO
>>736838182>FALCOThe game is ruined. Unplayable. Every time you get a Marth troon they are cheap as fuck cause of Fox and Falco. Ruined..
>>736838234this nigga doesn't know spacing
>>736811196daily, never gone the gym, not single
>>736838212Fuck (((players)))>>736838279Fuck (((spacing)))Shit is cucked.
>>736812917reminded me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF75xIPkuEI
>>736838379not enuff buzzwords/10git gud
>>736812917sovl
>>736836985hownew.ru
>>736838421Fight how you want I've never needed spacing. Is spacing in the manual nigga? Sakvrai didn't say do spacing that shit is made up. Marth's Blade Dance is specifically there to close distance, you just don't use your moves that's what spacing is troonoid
>>736838526>Is spacing in the manualHHAHAHAHAH
>>736815073Improved ^:)
>>736838575>ruining lossLess is more, only applies to your penis.
How do I convert from doing Chinups to doing pull ups?
>>736838568Cope. Fuck tech-chasing and all the other made up bullshit to justify being cheap. Stale move decay is in the very code itself. Spamming is for slopoids
>>736837232She has a nice round butt, what are you on about?
>>736838717you genuinely cannot understand the idea of staying out of someone's attack range while they're attacking hoooooly fuck you're retarded HAHAHA
>>736838789Yeah cause I dodge and punish with a smash move? Instead of spam cheap ass fucking nairs to get back into range? Cause it's more effective?Nigga?
>>736838736her hips are literally negative dude, she has nothing down there
>>736838828Fucking gonna have a rough time playing my game. It forces you to play Melee the right way.
>>736838932Items on? :)
>>736838828>YOU CAN'T JUST USE A MOVE THAT WORKS BECAUSE.....YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY?pack it up my nigga
>>736838948Cope. The Sakurai immediately scrubbed wave dashing an dash dancing the next entry. It's unaesthetic as fuck. The obnoxious running sound, the spamming of jump voice animation with wavedash. That's fucking annoying and noisy. It clutters the é–“
>>736838953Because of stale move decay and lack of appreciation for the launch mechanics that are tied to it.
>>736839010>images (65)Also, my chum, the Sakurai has put items in every Smash since 64. What even is your argument?
>>736838907No way it's sticking way out. Your standards are skewed, probably from too much giant ass hentai.
>>736839041you're obsessed with stale moves when the object of the game is to knock them off the stagewho gives a fuck if a move does 7% or 10% when it cucks your recovery off stage either way?
>>736839057He also disabled them? No one has time for items in modern games anymore as well. My game is better than Sakurai's because first of all I don't need to resort to a trip mechanic to BTFO dash dance.
>>736839061>t.
>>736815876>the gymbro is retardedSad but not unusual
>>736839107He did not, he allows sweaty speds to do that themselves at sleepovers or to future proof a decade into the future for retards that can't move on.
>>736839086The object of the game is high damage meteor smash or star KO. Not bitch shit gimping. Watch the tutorial again. Mario doesn't do bitch shit back air for faggots.He WINS
>>736837885Pepperidge Farm remembers.
>>736839010No need to avatarpost
>>736839135>he added an item disabling mechanicYeah I wonder why artard.
>>736837924
>>736839169No need to form an argument I guess, not even GPT can argue this shit I wouldn't expect an NPC to be capable of surpassing AI.
>>736839191
>>736839175He also added Very Easy to Arcade mode, and an Erase Data feature.Guess what's on by default in either Arcade, Battle or in Melee's other alt modes?
>>736821541Yes
>>736839142got it, so you're supposed to....do fucking nothing?? while your opponent's off stage trying to recoverfucking retard lmao
>>736839191It's the /v/ version of stripping banana and fliggu giggu
>>736836534Your blindness is just sad to see
>>736839225We're talking about multiplayer here. Care to explain why you feel the need to deviate so much? >>736839230Meteor smash? Oh I guess you call it spike or stomp, stupid low IQ tourney names for everything I forgot how retarded you all are.
>>736839267Guess what's on by default for every multiplayer Smash.
>>736839281Cope? Cause you sure are obsessed with it.
>>736839205true
>>736839303>/qa/ teen reduced to buzzword babbleConcession accepted, gonna watch Brawl Taunts now.
why do some people get angry when you don't play smash bros in the exact specific autistic way that they want? every game in the series has a billion dollar options in the menus, what is the point of screeching at random people and demanding that they stop having fun immediately?
>>736839204>pivoting into gpt copeenjoy your schizophrenic existence in the face of enduring anonymous criticism
>>736839267only 19 out of 26 characters have a meteor smash my nigga (zelda's fucking sucks so it doesn't count) so i ask you again what are they supposed to do when they're off stage you fucking vantablack gorilla?
>>736839335Good go away fag. What a stupid fucking argument. Items...Fuckwit
>>736839321this one too
Items and stages that are more creative than just Pkmn Stadium for the 500th time, LMAO.
>>736839353Are you seriously busting out with spamming schizo already? Fucking discord trannies simple can't even rub two braincells together to form a coherent argument based on physics and logic. No one is schizo for contesting how mechanics work/should work you braindead tranny. Holy fuck. Lowest IQ take I've ever fuckign seen yet on Melee.
>>736839356crickets. fucking crickets, no response because this faggot has absolutely NO way to refute this
>>736839423> fuckign F r o t h i n g, turning off items in Shrek Super Slam doesn't make it not a kid's game.
>>736839356Spike from Link and Young Link too. Just don't play the faggy characters that don't have meteor smash? They all fucking suck and aren't even fun. Puff is for lobotomized trannies
>>736839451Drunk. I'm weaning off the Vyvanse high after fixing my game which had inherent fucking shorthop in Character.h because of how brain damaging tourneyfag insistence is on the sphere of gaming as a whole.Argument, please.
>>736839453>hurr just don't use sheikfaggot, you're not just a metanigger you're a metanigger who can't even commit to it
>>736839513Sheik is Zelda. Don't tell me bro doesn't even transform?Nigga.
>>736839490>Decry 'tourney shit' at everything>ignores and places head in sand when vanilla is referencedPick a lane Glug-Glug, either try hard or play the game.
>>736839529oh yeah let me just use zelda's meteor smash with a tiny fucking hitboxWHEN i can just gimp the nigga offstage at 20% because he fucking sucks?
>>736811196I do boxing twice a week, I don't jerk off and I'm single
Y'all aren't playing the game frfr ong>>736839541You didn't reference shit. That's why you need to argue instead of spam shit like schizo faggot. Focus on the mechanics retard, this isn't a personal attack.
>>736839423newsflash: being schizo is being half the populationhow far you go as a schizo, is deciding how much you give a SHIT about tiny hang-ups like "is my government monitoring me RIGHT NOW" or whether or not you're actually living a damn of your lifejust call me a chatgpt ai bot if it makes you feel better about your lack of ability to Seize the Day
>>736839554Because you suck and can't use the tiny hotbox, no one can afford to take that risk and has to do cheap shit to win instead of harnessing skill, unless they win the first stock then it's over cause you can't afford to hide and have to attack normally and get pwned. If you can't even use your moves, why do you think you're better at the game? That's retarded.
oh hey there are relevant mspaint comics in this dusty old folder
>>736839583ITEMS ARE A CENTRAL MECHANIC OF SMASH, EVEN WITH THE SPAWN TURNED OFF (something you have to do on a fresh save of un-modded Melee, assuming you're not LE TOURNEY FAG).>inb4 random items aren't a central mechanic of Mel-Hell, pic-rel is just items, G&W can spawn items and two-piece you with Judge.
>>736839597Wow you sound organic and not like a shill at all. Does mental health absolutely need to enter the conversation? No. Does your agenda REQUIRE it to enter the conversation. YES
>>736839648>If you can't even use your moves, why do you think you're better at the game? That's retarded.now explain why this doesn't apply to nairs for gimping niggas off stage
>>736839684speak like a bazingasmith and you will be a bazingasimpletonenjoy the fog of your existence
>>736839661Items are annoying in most games, even in Fallout they get tedious. That's part of why I prefer to play Melee(WITH NO ITEMS STFU ABOUT ITEMS ALREADY NOBODY PLAYS WITH ITEMS ON FUCKING COPE STFU STFU STFU STFU)more frequently, less obnoxious items taking me out of the gameplay
>>736837662I've seen this image dozens of times over the years, and just now noticed that fatlus has the fauxhawk and glasses when he comes out of the mall. I guess I really am a speedreader....
>>736839716Because that's spamming like 2 moves in favor of using all your moves?>>736839725>immediately jumps to personal attacks>can't even fathom someone else's opinion on somethingMental illness. Extreme lack of self awareness. Get help. Unironically. This ain't normal at all.
Maybe things really used to be better.
>>736839770>schizo is a personal attackmy point is that schizo is a state of overthinking. and you're overthinking the most retarded shit rn
>>736839736>FalloutMy niggy, I think you just hate games if your first means of comparison is an RPG set in the post-apocalypse where scavenging is half the point. Random items causing chaos in a game supporting 4 players at a time, was entirely the point. Why do you think they pushed for the option of 8 player Smash?Hell, do you even play Doubles?
>>736839778smartphones and universal internet access sealed our fate
>>736839770ah yes - ALL the grabs and smash moves that you're able to use off stage, how could i forget
>>736839795Schizo is an over-used tranny buzzword as shield to prevent yourself from having to engage in conversation and use your estrogen addled mind. Shut the fuck up faggot. Kill yourself.>>736839803No I play 1v1 because I am competitive. By the end of Fallout I was glad it was over. I ain't gonna replay that shit. That is what would be tedious. Namely having to swap items. That's why the game ends and Melee is forever. Dude don't be retarded this post was a waste of time. Your next post better not be slop or I'm out. This is bullshit.
>>736839883>as shieldbro's making rage typos :skull:
>>736839851All the air moves? Yeah. Namely meteor smash. You just gotta launch your opponent first by racking up damage not hiding in the corner under a platform running back and forth camping and making it easy to spam back air because your NPC brain won't stop repeating optimal function.
>>736839883>over-used tranny buzzword>>slop>crying tourneyfag all thread long>muh competitiveness >in a party game with the funny Plumber guyYou're the gayest poser in Nigger-ville, player a real fighter on Fightcade.
>>736839898Auto correct is making typos. Guess we really are done speaking. It was like this from the start.Time wasting tranny.
>>736839921every time i rape on slippi i will just imagine it's you on the other end frothing at the mouth for being so shitgood day xir
>>736839953>you gay, me win argumentAre you sure? That's the hill you're gonna die on? You didn't even make a dent in the concept. Didn't even try.
>>736839883If you're a schizo who overcame schizophrenia, you use the word as a badge of honor. Unfortunately, you're a tranny obsessed schizo. You fall victim to the worst the name has to offer. In short, you're ngmi. Enjoy your existence of lashing out at every peaceful person who would even bother for a moment to look after you. Schizo.
>>736839979It's the opposite, being several lives ahead and owning doesn't feel good when it's against spamming generic retard slop. I will fight infinite numbers of you clones. I would only get upset if I lost the chance to fight someone who's actually good. Hasn't happened.
>>736840002What argument, the hill you've been flailing on is a two decade cross-over party fighter, modded to be a 1v1 only affair with half the game turned off. None of that is false, you can spam wojaks all night, but that doesn't mean you aren't a hypocritical retard.
>>736840002he won the argument DOE
>>736840035Pure cope. Try not spamming insults instead of arguing. That's typically how it works for someone with an IQ above 70>>736840043>STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMESHoly fuck shut the fuck up faggot and go away. Kill yourself immediately.
>>736840061Impossible. That's simply not how it works. No matter how retarded you get.
>>736840082I'm talking the mostest about games, I'm doing so while calling you gay. It's called 'min-maxing', another gamer term you probably are too brown to understand.
>>736840118Who the fuck even is this and why aren't they banned.Moot would have your head on a pike.
>>736833178>skinnyfatBurgerbro, that's just straight up fat.
Get himPeople like him are the reason for the>no items>fox only>final destination meme and the sad part is they fail to see it's making fun of them
>>736840140Moot is gay, and you name dropping him like the Dark Knight really shows how fucking gay and new you are. He'd also think you're a fag, and would go back to playing Emissary mode in a skirt.
>>736840173Fox ruined the game.
>>7368401874chan's mods hired by moot, I mean, dipshit. We didn't always have a bunch of nonstop contrarian reddit faggots here before, you are not welcome.
>>736840225>No dude, moot always ment mods!>crying for jannies>everKWAB
KEK!
>>736840140bro summoned the janitors
>>736840261He controlled the site and had agency over who moderates it. Things went to shit when some foreigner took over, he doesn't give a shit if you wreck it, obviously.
>>736840284Jannies are the ones replying to me the entire time eyeing my fucking logs, fucking loser ass scum.
>>736840319bro is unmedicated
>>736840282i don geddit
lel?
>>736840360Trvke hurts doesn't it. Never let zoomer discord faggots be jannies. Ever.
XD
>>736840445Just back out. Everyone here can tell you were born after Halo 3.
>>736840481this guy is based no matter how hard the sharteens seethe
>>736819057Original?
>>736840493I've already won. You shouldn't have ruined this site, faggot. You got competition.
>>736840545asperger's
>>736840545Just like Melee faggots shouldn't have ruined Melee.
choose wisely when modding a game.
>>736840545Choke on my cock, Brock
>>736811196I don't live close enough to a gym to justify the fuel costs, so I've got some hand me down weights and a bench that I use, along with a couple dumbells (probably should get more of those). Also have a treadmill and plenty of walking space on my property with a few steep inclines. So I make do.As for jacking off, on a week without much happening like once a day. Usually only 2-3 times a week. I am single, but I don't really care right now.
>>736840579Way to cope and be a disingenuous retard faggot incapable of talking anything other than shit.
>>736840510>guythought it was a lesbian?
>>736840606>fuck you!Lol, so many faggots are like this now. You've just inspired me to write an entire excerpt so this type of shit can be documented as studied and well understood.
>>736820774Basedhttps://youtu.be/CM_wXCrcxnU?t=10
>>736840667Good, be inspired, you worthless welp.All it took was daddy telling you how bad you are, I guess. Literally. Pathetic.
>>736840628>>736840667bro is not angry at all
pingas
>>736840756>>736840772Look at the worthless slop still responding, degenerate behavior. Whom does this serve?
>>736840653No girls on the internet until proven otherwise.
>>736840806bro said 'Whom'
>>736840806look at your own post and answer your own question. exhibit some introspection.
>>736840836Zoomers are incapable of being anonymous. They won't last a second on my website. A new era is dawning
>>736812993is this guy still around? I haven't seen shit from him since.I think that yoshi's diner one was well before MK World was ever announced too
>>736840836>he's smug about having an infinitesimal vocabulary
>>736840851The argument ended on my terms resulting in an easy win so I responded in absolute disgust. You've just been trying to talk shit the entire time like a loser who doesn't desire winning.
>>736811007why do girls think it's funny to snoop through a guys stuff and try to find his porn?
>>736840905oh, you're that pathetic. shame.
>>736840907because it IS funny
>>736840905>You've just been trying to talk shit the entire time like a loser who doesn't desire winning.
>>736840935You lost, tranny>>736840952Loser ass troon
>>736840820
>>736840981i won because i'm smiling, but you're hunched over your keyboard, seething
>>736840952KEK
>>736830801>people used to complain that mspaint comics were too commondid oldfags really? I can't find an OC thread that stays up for more than an hour
>>736841007Seething about having superior logic to an extent that I'm well aware that you are incapable of arguing and yet you are painfully unaware?It's more like pity.
>>736841063golem get ye gone!
>>736841093Cope. We're done here. I fucking owned. Only thing I regret is how easy it was.
>>736840907>>736840939Also girls know what they are doing, they jerk off too
>>736841115sure thing, lil buddy c: you owned me
>>736841151>>736841182>>736841151I owned a lot of fucking people. You act like a bunch of losers to serve against your own interests. Your agenda is that of one that tears down us all.
>>736833178>skinnyfat>himWhat the fuck do you consider "fat"? Are you American?
>>736841230I'm not any of the people you've been talking to, but I'd like to chime in to let you know you're gay
>>736841407what is visuabusters, anyway
>>736811007Where's the incest?
>>736841460Lolicon artist grouphttps://www.visuabusters.com/
>>736821169
>>736841454You chime in like a faggot to call others gay. Again. It serves no one. You're a destructive faggot and we need to put zoomers into this box immediately following this revelation. Keep digging your own grave.
>>736826582i thinks it's how thoughts evolve through the age, you start simple, have a horny episode, make them more complex and at the end you structure and simplify all the complexities into a neat representation.But for me it looks like some sort of racetrack planning.
>>736841497>silly comics and ugly as fuck pornWhy even.
>>736811196312
>>736821437now do the "ghost stories" translation
>>736840260human bros...
>>736811196i have never stepped foot in a gym in my life
>>736818609this show is older than 80% of /v/
>>736837662Hey I recognize that art style...
LOL
>>736828057Yeah it's called taking a faulty premise to its logical conclusion. It's unironically bad argumentation because it requires your opponent to not be retarded to understand what you're even doing and how it applies to what they say. You'll normally just get a "what the fuck are you talking about" as a reply.
>>736842646just what was he on when he made those?
>>736814794>funatari
>>736824708NEVER let them get you downpost whatever retarded schizo bullshit you want as a reply to whatever you wantenjoy life and have fun
>>736820000checked
>>736821220Never noticed the bulge before
>>736839186>back when Crunchyroll was just another piracy site
>>736839226I looked at this and thought it was a zoomed out factorio build
>>736843838that's because it is.pretty sure its doshdoshingtons seablocks build
>>736843838.... casue it is?
>>736832983Because white people in general are terrible at handling spicy food. No one makes a big deal of it when it's natural. The sherpas who go up Mt Everest constantly don't give a fuck versus all the people who take it as some huge spiritual journey. Similarly white people chase the spice because it's somehow special to them.
>>736843720KEK
>>736837924still better excuse than mine. >your friend and his family have STDs you are not allowed to stay over thereas if I was about to had gay sex all night along with him
>>736843838>he doesnt recognize the bean factory
>>736821950There is, it's called sex toys.
>>736820774>get bullied>become alex yiikplease no
Chortle!
>>736838593
>>736828076Ronnie got hands
>>736842927gonna go with "sleep deprivation"
>>736811196>gymZero.>jerk3 times minimum a day, so 21 times a week.
>>736844449heh
>>736822991it means you have a leaky valve, which is not normal
>>736845032godot SUCKS
>>736845057Goondot vs Chudreal..The choice is obvious. No, not trinity either
>>736839883>Hurgh Fallout items badDude let straight retarder addle his fucking brain, kek. Never seen a more moronic reason for hating a game.
>>736811196I do both at the same time.
>>736845212Dealing with Fallout items long term is bullshit. That's why they're in an RPG with a fixed storyline. If you replay you're a faggut
>>736845303ZOOMERS!
>>736811196Getting jerked off by a guy at the gym doesn't mean you are in a relationship.
Anyone got the comic where the guy wakes up screaming because he didn't die in his sleep?
>>736845296>Actual monkey level IQYou amuse me, anon.
>>736811196>How many times do you got the the gym a week?3>Jerk offI don't count but I have a lot of FUTA porn
