jester edition
this will be the thread to get it surely
>>736816650HUGH MORRIS! HE'S THE GOAT!
i need this game....
>>736816764Me too...
i need splatgoon back...
I need more Crystal images in my life
thats what all threads say>>736816718
>>736816764remember: So much to do at Braylenland but you can't come (Especially you people waiting for the game)
>>736816930i want to forcible shove my raging hard cock down her throat as she struggles to fend me off
>linking new threads in the previous oneAre you trying to get all future TD threads banished to /vg/? Stop that shit, newfag.
My sister might die in the next few days all she wants to do is play Tomodachi Life
>>736816650Who's that?
>>736817010I'm his sister I'll die in 2 seconds. Anon is stupid and wrong and stupid
Dear Braylen:I am terminally ill with testicular cancer, and I will be dying in the next 72 hours. Please could you leak the game so I could play it. It's my last wish.I'd appreciate it, as I believe you are a kind soul that could still do good in the world. Also, I got approval from Make A Wish, I can get them to speak to you too, just let me know.Thanks,Your Biggest Fan.
im death its true
>>736817135i'm his testicles it's true
>>736816930
apparently you can make custom buildings into houses which prob was obvious to some people but i didnt know... i need this stupid game ;_;
>>736817382this is fucked
>>736817412i bet its so pink
>>736817450Of course it is because Braylen made it
beat is braylen btw
>>736816981this but the opposite
>>736817564Proof?
>>736817412i bet it's at least 12 inches
I'd just love for the game to be delayed so Beat gets harassed for months and months
>>736812764
>>736817724kill yourself
>>736817501>why won't braylen give me the xci all i did was publicly name him and his account while also make it known to the world those are his screenshots from the game he shouldn't have access to yet>why is he so scared of nintendo ninjas? this guy's so silly lolBeat needs to burn in hell for this level of neglect
what youtuber gave him the rom?
The people on the Discord server are opening their eyes and are talking trash about Beat and Braylen
>>736817746From the previous thread
bro could have been a hero but he decided to be a fag loser lmao, classic tranny L
can we go back to operation dumpshoe
>>736817901its gotta be ryan toy review it just gotta be
wouldn't beat/"braylen" be in a position to catch a lawsuit from nintendo just from having a review copy illegally anyway, should their copyright infringement team be made aware?
>>736817901>nintendo will totally know who the person is from a dumped rom posted by someone who isn't the guy and shared by someone completely unrelatedThere are so many layers to this onion made of bullshit and tomfoolery
Beat is whining on twitter right now about harassment and saying they're not gonna share screenshots anymore. Why on Gods green earth did these gay discord addict weirdos get the game and not a normal person?
>>736818001You're right, all this talk about some Braylin and a shitty discord server distracted us from the only real way to get a copyREMEMBER THE PLAN:>Grab game off shelf>Put in cart with other items you intend to buy>Find spot where cameras aren't watching>Shove gamebox in jacket, preferrably under shirt while wearing your jacket>Head to bathroom>Cameras are active near bathrooms>Go in>Unwrap>Take out cartridge>Put in shoe or other pocket>Re-seal game with lighter>People will think you're just ripping fat ass in there anyway, no one's gonna try to distinguish shit from plastic in a bathroom>Put case back in shirt>Go back to where you know the cameras aren't looking>Put game back in cart>Go back to shelves>Put it in some random shelf, wagies don't really care, they'll just clean it up at the end of the day>Check out>Walk out free as fuck
>>736818230It's so funny because they probably wouldn't be getting harassed at all if they just leaked the fucking rom
>>736818317glad we are back to this, its the best option as of right now
>>736817746thank you.
>>736818334no one would bother beat or breylan anymore if they had the rom to play
>>736818230>>736818334They genuinely love the attention because it's more they've gotten in their 20 years on this planet hyper-condensed into half a week.
>>736818317Now we just need someone who isn't a coward to actually do it
i'm tired bro can someone just get nintendo subpoena beat's twitter and copyright them for this shitin a situation like this a normal person would be like "Maybe, I should leak the ROM because I'm getting harassed and everyone will get off my back?"noyou complain on fucking twitter on your private accountactually the worst leak season ever this is the worst
>>736818365then why dont you do it
>>736818230these retards forgot it's tomodachi life not zelda or pokemon. there's nothing THAT interesting to spoil, the only reason people got excited by screenshots was because they thought a leak was coming right after. their own fault for leading a bunch of anonymous weirdos on.
i actually ran out of mii space in the tomoplanner... its over.
>>736818470Masochism strikes again
>>736818513cuz im a pussy, maybe theres a retard here willing to do it
>>736818582Target would be the best place to do it good luck to all the anons out there
at least we probably only have to wait until monday
>>736818543im tired of the damn goons manthe only thing with g WE NEED IS THE GAME!!!
>>736817382Miis can now live in balls
>>736818689how about a glizzy
>>736818689we need more marie
>>736818715naw not really hungry, i had bone marrow earlier it was pretty good
>>736817382We knew this already
>>736818689Back to twitter newfriend
>>736818543i hope she has a cock in that picture
>>736818787i hope its 12 inches
>>736818786too boring, they don't even post anything, also, i'm burnt out of ff14 otherwise i would not be here
>>736818317They don't store the cartridges in display boxes anymore, do they? Or is it still like that in america?
i’ll just wait till release these pussies bore me
>>736818543IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE A GIANT FUCKING COCK I DON'T WANT HER
>>736818697Huh so that's what's stored in the balls
NY anon from last thread. Games NY is willing to sell before release but doesn't have it and won't have it until at least monday. My brother has an unmodded launch switch and I could easily convince him to install cfw since he doesn't use it. It won't be hard for me to get the dump a few days early. The problem is that I'm either gig cursed or an uber autist because every time I've tried torrenting even with a vpn I get a notice from my ISP. I'd like to share my toys, but I'm not risking shit. If you can come up with a foolproof plan that allows a cursed retard like me to upload it, I'd be willing to try. Again I can't get it until at least monday, and even then Games NY doesn't know when their shipment comes. My idea was going to a McDonalds or Starbucks to seed it but don't know if they keep a hardware log
guys im in coastal VA, what local stores can i call/visit? my switch *is* listed as unknown tho so idk if i should even bother
>>736819379>My idea was going to a McDonalds or Starbucks to seed it but don't know if they keep a hardware logthey don't give enough of a shit to care
>>736819379Don't torrent. Upload to anonfiles, gofile, 1fichier, some other respectable filesite. Even if you somehow skirt your ISP, it'll be poison for everyone else too.
>>736818543now catbox the uncropped
>>736819379worked at starbucks, they don't
>>736819379i can provide no help to you but perhaps other anons will but all i can say is good luck anon in your travels.
>>736819538>anonfilesanonfiles has been dead for a LONG time and was slow as shit anyway
i won and i wanted to share it with you guys :)
even if it leads nowhere respect to any anons trying, even calling stores and stuff, keep the hopium pumping through my veins, never cope, always hope
>>736819538Ok, I know I have to scrub the rom of some files before doing that. What softwear would I download for that
>>736818543I haven't drawn miis in a while... I'll come back to these threads to do a couple when the game is actually out. Love me some mob face>>736819050>>736818787>>736818857Sorry, 'nons. No cock
>>736819718http://switch.hacks.guide
>>736819689I dunno what that is but good job anon!
>>736819802can you at least post the full picture via litterbox? pretty please?
>>736819818Braylen wasn't even real omg wtf
>>736819818FUCKING KNEW ITTTTT
>>736819818who wouldve guessed what fucking name is braylen
time to put myself in cryosleep until monday... my hopium has run out. *dies*
>>736819885Sure.https://litter.catbox.moe/2uxafh.png
>>736819821card game/autobattler called the bazaar. i'm almost back to legend rank. cooking mama spider MILF is my happy place. :)
>>736819818no one cares about screenshots anymoreleak or go away
>>736819818imagine if this was luna the entire timeanyways """braylen"""" is now confirmed to be a nintendie working for the enemy so we can safely call them a faggot and disregard further """marketing""" they decide to shill
>>736819818clearly this is a psyop from braylen to make us believe that braylen isn't real when braylen is real
>>736820026if they really cared about free marketing or showing what's possible they wouldn't be such a scared little faggot and would leak the rom
>>736819818>i want others to see what's possible in itMaybe let others actually play it then
>>736817746
>>736819690
>>736820079truth honestly
Do you ship Crystal with Hugh?
>>736819964Mm, sweaty tan lactating tits... Even better than what I was expecting. Also:>no cockLol get fucked futafaggots.
>>736820173hugh is for the yumes, anon
>>736820173Hugh and Dr. Winters is already Canon
>>736819964Bless you
making rucola in tomodachi and putting her in a relationship with the horse-man
>>736810123
>>736820173I'll ship whoever she ends up with on my island.Let fate decide.
>>736820173hugh morris is for the people who want a big fat man to sit on them and make jokes the whole time
>>736820515cute...
>>736820515adorable
*cucks Hugh*
>>736820515teach me how to draw senpai
>>736820515Bless you, anon
>>736819818lol why do ppl believe everythingtheres no proof this is true
>>736820892FUCK BRAYLEN, WE ALL WANT THE ROM
>>736820892I'm all for the leak but this is comical
>>736820892@beat___ on discord and his friends lol
>>736820892
They had a "pop culture convention" in my area this weekend. Anime, video games, comics, the works. Why are people who attend these so offputting and repulsive? I couldn't stay for longer than 5 minutes before I saw myself out. Did I change?
Discord fags, 4chan fags, Reddit fagsWe ALL want the game, and we need EVERYONE to put in the effort to get it instead of sucking up Braylen and Beat.
>>736820081the bare minimum is at least answering peoples' questions about the game,him not doing that makes it painstakingly obvious he's just leaking the photos for attention
>>736821091ding ding ding we have a winner
>>736820173no, angie
>>736821085>Did I change?no, the people did
>>736821085some real shit btw.i hate the fact that it's mostly true that 90% of the people who go to "anime/gaming/pop conventions" are all greasy people who smell like dog shiti went to comic con (africa) last year and they had an actual axe sponsor handing out literal deodorant and body spray to the men there and it was the funniest thing ever cause most of the people are fine
>>736821132Fucking faggot. Dykes need to be corrected with dick
>>736821132cute
>>736821089i asked if anyone had any leads in my region and got no respomse, so idk. no major stores in my area have had it accessible in the past couple days, wanted to know if there were any smaller store to look into in south east VA
>>736821132angie shut the fuck up and go back to dryhumping your teddy bear
>>736821197Just go to the fucking store yourself. What leads do you need? If someone in your area can confirm to you that the store has it why wouldn't they just be the one to buy it then retard? You want the game get it your God damn self
>making rucola in tomodachi and putting her in a relationship with the horse-man
>>736821267The past two Pokemon gens fucking suck, it's not like the games have any other value.
I've made a doofus girl character
>>736821405And her identical twin sister
Where THE FUCK is the xci
>>736821263i'm asking what stores to look into dumbass, i'm NOT asking who has it. i'm new to the area and don't know what stores are here or how to find them. the only (local) places i've seen are for board games or retro games. like seriously >"we need to work together!!">"anyone know a good place to start?">"fuck you stupid retard"fuck off if you don't have a HELPFUL response
>>736821591being gatekept from us
>>736821591nowhere it's time to go home and sleep and wake up tommorow and try again
>>736821654Go on Google maps and look up game stores near me
>>736817746i know what you are
The xci will come out on thursday
guys i have a copy of the game but i am going to gatekeep it so i can post screenshots to advertise it like daddy nintendo would've wanted
>>736821148It's one of the few places where I fell like I literally do not belong there. I've been to literal Mexican restaurants where literally everyone there is Hispanic except for me and I don't feel out of place as I do at these. I think it makes it worse that I'm a bit older (in my 30s) and I see how some people my age there act. I understand "just having fun", but a lot of the people there gave me "concern" or "borderline mental illness" vibes.>>736821141Admittedly I don't think they did much. One of them was someone I knew from when I tried anime club in college for a while and she was the exact same or MORE "involved" as she was then. I'm OK with admitting that I've changed.
>>736821267>implying there is anything better to do with the dogshit productNext time, try not to out yourself. Especially in response to an obvious shitposter.
Made good progress decrypting the NSP. Gonna finish up tomorrow. Gn
>>736821907i'm significantly more younger and have spent alot of time in the space as a whole, and i feel the exact samei feel like a literal larper when i go to comic con because i don't actively like anime as much or don't want to see a furry with their buttplug in, in publicregardless of that everyone there is just pure concern at the end of the day, and it's unfortunately the matter of the fact and what pop culture / anime culture has devolved into because most of the normal people who like it avoid the conventions for reasonsyou should watch 2kawaii4comfort, watched it with a few of my friends the other day who go to cons and they were genuinely shocked about how accurate it was
>>736821995Troonigger discord faggots like you need to commit suicide
>>736821995are you a fucking moron
>>736821715>the only (local) places i've seen are for board games or retro gamesif i wanted NES cartridges it would be great but it seems like upon my google search there for some reason aren't small shops for new games. hence why i asked if anyone else was in the area and knew about places i could check out, esp if they couldn't check it out themselves. kinda checked out of this whole thing atp, might take a drive to walmart in person to see if they have it but if not ill just wait for one of the ppl om monday
>>736822094Yes, miiself is a retard who needs to slit his fucking wrists
>>736822094The fact your falling for ragebait makes you the moron
>>736822138Local retro stores can also sell current games too nigger
>>736822168>namefag
>>736822138Understandable anon good luck of you do to Walmart
Where in the ever loving fuck did these shitty discord threads come from? Did people here rightfully shitting on the game really mindbreak them this hard?
and why would a random game store just sell it to you early? are they that retarded?
>>736822293>shitting on the gameHow fucking new are you?
>>736822258Do go to Walmart*
only trannies and ugly fat women play this game
>>736822390You wanna see my girlcock?
>>736822390then why are you trying to play it?
>>736822390The western advertising makes me want to vomit whenever I see it. It is all ugly hags dating kpop boys and blatant trannies. Praise be to Allah, this game fails.
that ebay seller refusing to meet in person is still pissing me off i live right there and now its nothing but discord fags arguing over gatekeeping
>>736822021>see a furry with their buttplug in, in publicThankfully I haven't seen that, but the sad part is that I know you're not making that up and I'm not surprised that's there.
>>736822440
hi guys i like baking and having fun
>>736822390as a beautiful tgirl myself im glad youre seeeething
>>736819818both of these fairies deserve to be sniped and smited by nintendo
>>736822512frankly one of my friends saw it fall out and i just had to act like they didn't say that and had to move on with the rest of convention like normal
>>736822627Already been posted
>>736822509eh well its probably a scam anyways
Comes out on my gf's birthday, shame she doesn't play any video games except chess and solitaire.
>>736822627>free marketingfor what you cuntwhat do you gain from thisthe game will launch and everyone will remember you as that one faggot that refused to share the XCI because you really wanted attention
does anyone have the uncensored version of that tho
>>736822679probably but im retarded enough to have optimism in my heart
>>736822654shut the fuck up attention-seeking tranny nobody gives two shits about your faggy discord
>>736822762>Eat my cum ##n-racial-slur
>>736821267Name a thread on all of 4chan that does not have either memes or porn.
>>736822698Can't even lie I might whip out a pack of cards and play some solitaire. sounds like a great way to distract myself from the hellish wait
Without stealing or bribing how can I get the game from Target?
>>736822853seduction
>>736822879I'm a fat man. That won't work.
>>736819689Is this game still free on their own launcher?
>>736822853blowjobs
>>736822732lets all keep living in that hopium
its braylen , gonna upload the xci on monday guys
>>736822627Did anyone think otherwise lol god damn
>>736822853Take your modded switch into target take the cart put it in your switch dump the game and put it back
this shits so boring i'm just gonna sleep and pray to god that it leaks by tommorow morning by some miracle
ay i hope y'all are having a good day btw
>>736822913take ur time don't listen to these trolls, its ur decision at the end of the day !
>>736822975I need my hands on the game case to do that. Those are in the back. I'm not trespassing for this shit.
>>736822893plenty of people are into fat men
kill all tourists and discord trannies, fucking hate these attention-seeking faggots and the retards who keep giving them attention. just shut the fuck up and wait for some anon to dump it, that's what always happens.
>>736823056you're out of options unless you get ridiculously lucky and the register glitches out and lets you buy the game
>>736823056It might be the most discrete way and you aren't stealing anything technically make an incision in the plastic grab the cartridge put it in your switch then dump the game then put it in the case put it back on the shelf and walk out with the dump
>>736823276do it yourself then nigger
i fucking did it fags. uploading to gofile rn. suck me off and thank me later
>>736823276Baja heist ass plan
>>736823276Bro they have the cases in the back room. I have to trespass to get it. I will be arrested
>>736823325pics or gay
i didnt mind tourists until some of them started to invade other threads just to be annoying bitches
>>736823325oh your dick is looking mighty huge anon, may I have a taste?
>>736823325Bullshit. Post that shit now with proof or your gay
>>736823325better be it bro this saga needs to fucking end
>>736822896it was only free for a very short window. if you didn't get it then, then no
>>736823325Someone in discord already decrypted the nsp we dont need you
>>736823415The fact that this thread still stands is a pretty bad sign for this site. Line must go up, we can't lose user count no matter what.
>>736823476when was this?
>>736823476what are you talking about that's impossible
>>736823476>trooncord
>>736823325If this is real im kissing you
>>736823476I don't care, I'm not joining troon discord servers to stroke a faggot's ego. I will wait for the anonymous hacker known as 4chan.
>>736823627we are anonymous we are legion
>>736823476This is false, im from trooncord
>>736823476through the power of super grok
>>736819964I really wish this drawchad had socials a shitter account or something so I could more great art like this
>>736823325i will literally suck you all night if you drop the gofile right now
>>736823668thanks chatgpt
>>736823325if this is real i'd be happy to suck you off anon. ill thank you now AND later.
>>736823325Post the link jackass
>>736823668Not this fucking guy again
>>736823325tit pics if real
>>736823668tourists will keep falling for it
>>736823325pls romanon im tired
>>736823668Killing miiself
>>736823308maybe i will
anyone want to play outlast trials while we wait
>>736823668btw im the one who posted that image and am currently uploading to gf, he's right. this is literally exactly how i did it lmfao, i used a gui hactool tho
>>736823668what a retard
i just want to tomodachi my life until im living the dream man
alright fags since you guys are begging for it here you go. now go you tourist fags before i pull out my 16 incher https://gofile.io/d/PBC7DR
>>736823905>https://gofile.io/d/PBC7DRrick roll rom faggot, nobody is falling for this shit again. maybe reupload it to another gofile
>>736823905This is just the troll one from yesterday, don't bother.
>>736823905>uploaded: 4/10/26don't even click it
>>736823905this link gets posted in every single thread at least make an original troll fag
>>736823905>6.7gbJapanese Soldier Who Kept Fighting 29 Years After WWII
>>736823905damn bro you didn't even bother to reupload it?
>>736823905why are you impersonating me fag
>>736823905trollface
>>736816650pomno and his nibbas
>>736823905fuck off fag
>>736823905holy unoriginal sonion
What do you guys think has been the best troll so far?
>>736824135troll face
>>736824135Bario Cat ARG
>>736824135Troll face one was genius
>>736824135troll face definitely
>>736824135I liked the mario kart one
>>736824135the troll face loading screen was pretty good, it fooled so many it felt so promising. The rest are garbage besides rick roll
>>736824135probably the gwimbly shit
>>736824135trollface xci, actual effort went into making it pull up the living the dream loading screen and the custom trollface prompt afterwards in emulator. rickroll xci was okay but less original
>>736824190the mario kart one was good
>>736824135Rick Roll one is a personal fav because I have a soft spot for memes of that era, but the trollface loading screen was pure gold.
cuck porn prob goes hard for the leakers this season
>>736823325anonsan where is it :(
>>736824345Why are they even putting up with that fag anymore? He's refused like like eight times, they're not gonna get anything from him.
>>736823325please romanon please come back
>>736824432he lied
Discord you can't keep this up.
>>736824345Reach through the screen and steal his hard drive at this point
>>736824461Idk, people like to keep talking about that faggot and his faggotry
>>736824432maybe his upload speed isnt that good, trust the plan
realistically nothing is gonna happen on sunday, so i guess we'll only get the game on monday
>>736824187Troll face. Couldn't even be that mad.
>>736824575eurofag here, its 2am, surely when i wake up it will be leaked
>>736824519im gonna be so real with you im downloading proton vpn rn im not even lying
>someone claims to have the game posta picture of it and fucks off>community gets impatient>anons start making fake xci files to troll>tourists get pissed they keep falling for shit>someone shows up and starts posting screenshots but refuses to dump the game>more fake dumps spread at at fast rate>redditards piss off actual anons so much>anon wants tourists gone and leaks the game so they leaveWE ARE FINALLY ON STEP 6
>>736824649Do not fucking use proton vpn lol
>>736824649i believe in you...rom-san!!
>>736824649https://mullvad.net/en
>>736824649love you romanon :3
>>736824649please be real
>>736824741Mullvad doesn’t support port forwarding anymore
you guys are so desperate you're falling for the same obvious bait over and over
Wonder if this'll either be another unfunny fake xci or the dude just goes silent and doesn't follow up
>>736823325please deliver ill suck your dick myself in discord vc
>>736824649alright, got protonvpn setup. here's a ss with an ETA so you know when to expect it
it has to be real eventually
alright fags since you guys are begging for it here you go. now go you tourist fags before i pull out my 16 incher https://gofile.io/d/KBiOxG
WE NEED THE ROM CHI US BARBZ ARE WAITING
im gonna do a tarot spread and ask my guides if the rom is dropping today
>>736824986ok it's fake ggs this is an old screenshot
>>736825014wish i had a cock like that
>>736824715Y not? I’m not who you were replying to but it seems like a pretty solid VPN
>>736824986>6.7 gbI'm gonna kill myself anon
>>736825014>2mbat least try to make it believable
>>736824986size back to 6.7, very curious, nice try faggot
>>736824986>6.7GB
>>7368251166.7 gibibytes is equal to 6.23 gigabytes, so it makes sense if gofile counts in GiB
>>736824986oh you think you're soooo fucking clever you think you're soooo cheeky
>>736825195no gofile uses GB
>>736823325if you dumbasses looked at this closer its always been 6.7 lol
this is sorta gate kept in the orc for some reason? it's some fag ass synt2x modern roblox starter which can be used to start newer, byfron-enabled, roblox clients for local hosting. probably the last gift i have to you tomanons, as i've given the best of what i could already. it's not much. there's no "patching guide" for these versions, just dont be a retard anons. hey and maybe while you're at it, update this so it works with modern roblox studio for hosting https://github.com/rsblox/local_rccaHR0cHM6Ly9nb2ZpbGUuaW8vZC9pdlJUNUU=
>>736825102Don't trust any VPN that YouTubers are paid to advertiseSwiss polizey will touch you
>>736825251yeah i fucked up, 6.23 gibibytes is 6.7 GB, so if gofile shows 6.7 that makes sense. switch counts data in gibibytes so it will say 6.23 there
Is expressvpn ok?
>>736825381Wait I'm retarded but i trust you, im back to hoping
Decrypted the NCA, here you guys go!
>>736825423you shouldn't, it's just a reupload of a troll xci
>>736823325>736823325its right
>>736825313you should ask the /vm/ thread
>>736825467faggort
6.7 you cant make tthis shit up i swear to god
Decrypted the NCA, here you guys go!aHR0cHM6Ly9nb2ZpbGUuaW8vZC9wbTBHZ2Q=
thoughts on windscribe? ive had no issues with it personally and its super affordable, im not super well versed on vpns tho
>>736825515Wii are Charlie Kirk
>>736825515shouldve read the name
>>736825506its the proper size, switch just counts in GiB while gofile counts in GB, but it is a funny coincidence
>>736825402No, do not touch Express/anything Kape/Proton/NordAnything else i don't know. I have a friend using Windscribe and she hasn't been touched yet
>>736825515my neck hurts
People who aren't allowed to play the game are so cute and funny to meee
>>736825673>image taken from reddit
>>736825673nice fake
>>736825673AI Anon-chan...
>>736825673nice apple gift cards in the back
The addition of LGBT options in tdl:ltd is great. But how far can we go to be even more inclusive?
I'm gonna make my island all men except my female miiself
>>736825745nintendo will never go this far way too much work for their poor little workers
>>736825745i mean not entirely wrong but also shut the fuck up
Cutting edge space technology graphics there, NintenbrosI can see why “true gamers” only play Nintendo
>>736825784same
>>736825706It’s real, but it originated from reddit
>>736825673cute and funny you say?
>>736824986I STILL CHOOSE TO BELIEVE! I LOVE YOU ANON!!
I NEED MII
Hello fellow trans girlies and trans guys!So happy that we're together in this community and that there's lots of diversity for my favorite game! I wanted to acknowledge it and ask also ask a question:Did the 3DS game have anything to do with discovering yourself/your identity/your orientation?
>>736825928no
>>736825921Post full pic or catbox link pussy
>>736824345He is an actual cuck man, stroking that guys cock for some leaked images he can watermark
>>736824986holy shit
>>736824345its crazy how this guy has the entire community by the balls,100% just fucking with people for sick twisted kicks now
>>736825928
>>736825928Yes. I only knew I really wanted to cut my dick off and suck dicks because Nintendo let me make a nonbinary character. Thanks for promoting American values and censoring Pragmata, Nintendo!
Anons who is your favorite Muppet?
just got the game, i think i wont dump it though, im scared
romanon where are you when we need you...
>>736826260Geoff Keighley
>>736826260the one who posts the xci
>>736825745Wheel chairs and missing limbs would actually be neat. Some post launch update adding that and facial feature asymettry options would be appreciated
>>736826260
>>736826295the only correct answer
>>736826260Arlo
Where'd the guy with the eta get the file
>>736826276israel
Have there been any leaks for different region versions of the game? It’s being released in a bunch of other territories
>>736822136>>736822136>>736822136
>>736826381they're all releasing on the same day
>>736826276>living the cream
post the xci asap if nicki is fat
I think dude's bullshitting. On my life I saw that exact "ETA" screenshot sometime earlier today
>>736826391why the fuck are you making a new thread already, this one only have 350 replies
Does target beepers pickup just the catridge or nah
>>736826524no just walk out with it
>>736826524Should have brought your switch there to cut into the plastic and dump it and put it back
>>736826587im pretty sure there is security tags embedded in the case tho
>>736826510I didn't make it, some other fag did.
>>736826524no, those only go off with high value items that have those RF tags to the best of my knowledge.
>>736826524>highly sought after unreleased game stacked up without a care in the world>fortnite darkfire & ice bundle locked up in a plastic caseglad to know our priorities are in order here
>>736826524DO ITMAKE US PROUDWE'LL PAY FOR YOUR BAIL
>>736826524Wtf, why are these just sitting loose
>>736826686best of my knowledge bro i cant afford to get caught okay not good enough
>>736825673its ai retards same hoodie
>falling for images taken from reddit>again
>>736826769anons can't be that stupid, right?
i’m a cuck >:)
i'm a bull >:(
>>736826769>we are on step 7Finale.
Any second now...
hello artanons i wanted to draw some miis but can't remember where to get the cracked csp, could someone help me out? i remember it was posted here before which is why i asked here
>>736826872Please Lesbian Jesus bless us
>>736827094itzmx
>>736826769cuckchan is EVERYONES retarded bitch.
I brought this game for my sister, it was between this and grand bazar, it arrives on Thursday,I hope she enjoy its, if not I will play it myself and go full dbz brainrout on my island
>>736827094make an account on rutracker. use that
release the dump or stan gracie abrams ;-;
>>736827198Good bro anon, if she doesn't like it I hope you do
>>736827226>>736827151thank you both!! i can't read what's on itzmix and my translator isn't working so i'll check out rutracker rn
soon
>>736819815this didn't work. there was an error about the storage being fucked or something despite it working fine when not modding it. i'm pretty convinced you can't mod switches.
>>736827323rutracker is in russian but i thiiiink opera has google translate built into the browser that can translate entire pages that i use
>>736827335Our salvation is upon us!
>>736826524>people are falling for AI
>>736827402You can, I can vouch for myself, since I modded mine a bit ago.
>>736827335
>>736827486I followed the guide and it didn't work faggot.
>>736827502You might be retarded then
>>736827498omg
>>736827498/v/ros im retarded what is this
>>736827498hold?
>>736827525It gave me an error and when I asked for support they told me to buy something that didn't fix the issue then harassed me after I told them they should have told me it wasn't that BEFORE I bought the thing.
>>736827498I see the troll face nigga
>taking a screenshot of cfwi'm tired boss
>>736827498if youre lying im killing myself Tonight
>>736827498bro...dont do this to me i see the fucking trollface please bro
>>736827498there's a trollface in the image dont bother with this retard
>>736827617where fuckhead
Genuinely kill yourself anon
>>736827565>>736827583>>736827595>>736827629it's fake
>>736827498please, anon! give us the real xci! we're starved!
>>736827629R.I.P
>>736827643SON OF A BITCH
On another note, I'm playing Pokemon a-z and I'm enjoying it, haven't played a Pokemon game since pearl so everything is kind fresh to me, also playing un ryx also helps to make it look better
>>736827643
>>736827670this is a circus and we're all stupid clowns
whatever, game won't be dumped until monday anyways
I dont care anymore. ill just wait
Fucking nigger
romanon... you're still there, right...?
help us 4chuds
romanon will save us just believe
>>736827498>>736827565>>736827595>>736827632Sorry wait I need to reset the switch and find my little brothers charger
>>736827757Will say Tuesday at the latest
I guarantee you the earliest date it'll be dumped is thursday
>>736827797we love and trust you romanon... don't let us down...
The jews really are taking everything these days
splatgoon come back we need light in these dark times
>>736827654fuck
stream cannibalism by slayyyter so the rom comes out faster
>>736826260(you)
>>736827797i was uploading an actual file but i got tired of the ETA time INCREASING so i give up. the file was just the .nca that one dude dumped, renamed. i lied. i lied to you all. romanon isn't real and never was
>>736826260Pepe and Rizzo are pretty good but Rowlf is the unsung hero of the Muppets.
>>736826260janice is very beautiful to me
the fake leaks at least make me feel something keep posting them
>>736828207i mean at least you ended up being honest i guess.. ;_;
please post 6gb file named tomodachi life it feels so gooooooood
>>736828207thank you for admitting this before i got to bed so i wont be dissapointed in the morning
>>736828257i can pretend romanon was real and go back to uploading the renamed .nca if you want, give you some material to jerk off to
please more fake .xci downloads i need the brief feeling of excitement before being let down
>>736828343please i need this
fuck my ass
>>736828037By unpopular demand I am backI hope I am remembered as a hero in these trying times
>>736828454She's not fat enough Try again
This is no longer edging, we are just straight gooning to fake leaks
>>736828454>"back by unpopular demand"dude we missed you
ive barely slept these days thinking about this stupid game im going insane
>>736828454u got any armpit stuff
>>736828480
>>736828480You're right chubby chicks are the best
>>736828531same idk why
here's the XCI file.I also included the rom and an emulator in there, as well as some misc datamined files.https://gofile.io/d/npuVeQ
>>736828590Better, I'm healed, thank you anon
post more marina pls
>>736828517Aww shucks thank you have big titty marie
use catbox or the thread will get nuked again retard
>>736828606Actually laughed
>>736828606thank you anon, i needed something to do
>>736828606It's elaborate, but it leads to porn... fun.
>>736828606kek
So thread is going silent earlier than usual, guessing everyone's giving up until the 16th, right?
BACK ON THE GRIND BOYYYS
>>736828897At this point I'm here for the love of the game
>>736828937you arent going to be able to do that shit stfu cordfag
>>736828606The XCI File is definitely a cat!
>>736828937Hey! Be nice!
>>736828937whats the server?
>>736828897yeah...
>>736828937sisyphus
>>736828937Is basically impossible to decrypt this why are they even trying
>>736828207is what i would say if i was lyinggo crazy idrgaf anymoreaHR0cHM6Ly9kb2NzLmdvb2dsZS5jb20vZG9jdW1lbnQvZC8xQ0xyNXFuYWp3VDBkMGt2LWZIaVlmNTRBM0dIZEpDUVl0eFFxZFltYk95NC9lZGl0P3VzcD1zaGFyaW5n
>>736828606>Stanley Parable references>Deltarune References>Waddle Doo folder>The Minigame folder has horse ralsei getting jerked off (yes horsecock)>One of the folders has the latest Degrees of Lewdity>boxeeboo>rickroll>Goatse>Even some tranny porn in thereOkay, I laughed. Good shit anon. I wonder what those QR Codes are though.
>>736828976I've been scouring these threads for days at this point. I'm really starting to lose hope it'll come before the 16th.
>>736828897i mean i'm gonna go to the store tomorrow and see if i can find a copy, tired of being baited lowkey. in the meantime im drawing that one guy's wife>>736809836 (idk if this is going to work)
ChatGPT, brute force the encryption keys, make no mistakes.
>>736828937practically impossible and the game will be out before they even get close
>>736829041felt like a taste of the old internet for a moment
>>736829041also Emulator5 having 2 empty folders named PS3GAMES and PS5GAMES
>>736829041>aHR0cHM6Ly9kb2NzLmdvb2dsZS5jb20vZG9jdW1lbnQvZC8xQ0xyNXFuYWp3VDBkMGt2LWZIaVlmNTRBM0dIZEpDUVl0eFFxZFltYk95NC9lZGl0P3VzcD1zaGFyaW5ntgirl cock
>>736829041>>One of the folders has the latest Degrees of LewditySHIT THATS A STEAL
>>736829026im kirking myself tonight
>>736829026we are chbaarlie kaaa
>>736829041It's tranny porn and the gofile link
can we get another scavenger hunt that leads to nothing again it was fun
>>736828606>open flash gameNuke the whole entire thread down.
its never been more over
>>736829026All that just for a fucking charlie kirk audio file. Fuck out of here.
>>736829113>aHR0cHM6Ly9kb2NzLmdvb2dsZS5jb20vZG9jdW1lbnQvZC8xQ0xyNXFuYWp3VDBkMGt2LWZIaVlmNTRBM0dIZEpDUVl0eFFxZFltYk95NC9lZGl0P3VzcD1zaGFyaW5nWAAIITTT HOLD ON IM LOCKED
>>736829041One is tgirl cock, the other is a link back to the gofile
>>736829169kekmao
>>736829147we already have>>736829026
>>736828606best leak so far
leaks
>>736829150hey, i know this one.
>>736828606pretty tgirl. name ? or if thats you congrats
>someone claims to have the game posta picture of it and fucks off>community gets impatient>anons start making fake xci files to troll>tourists get pissed they keep falling for shit>someone shows up and starts posting screenshots but refuses to dump the game>more fake dumps spread at at fast rate>redditards piss off actual anons so much>anon wants tourists gone and leaks the game so they leaveWE ARE NOW STARTING STEP 7
>we're actually still on step 6i dont even care if we went back a step that fake link was fucking goldi dub that guy "goldfile anon"
>>736829410DEFCON 5 DEFCON 5 DEFCON 5
>>736829428he added new folders
ty gofile guy for making this wait slightly more fun
>>736822136 >>736822136 >>736822136
I hate newfags as much as the next guy, but i want to say hello to the foids who joined us
realistically when do you think we would see this actually getting leaked
>>736829481why are half the files furry porn games
>>736829016Its not possible to decrypt and nca we just need more members trying
*impossible
discordfags are so retarded
>>736829639i genuinely want to join the disc and help, i sent a friend req to you on discord starts with a lowercase j
>>736829150where do i find that?
We'll probably see a cxi or nsp on the 16th, it'll be fun to start at the same pace, reminds me when ACNH came out
>>736829839I didnt get it are you sure you put it in right? It’s miiself_.
>>736829841one's in a qr code
>>736829928can you stop impersonating me?
>>736829928tried sending again
Never mind I just got your friend request. I will be showing my spread hole to you via video call soon friend. Cheers
hi guys i hope yall are having a good day
>>736829993wait so did you actually say anything abt decrypting ? bc im srs abt helping
Plan your islandshttps://tomoplanner.com/
>>736830071People have been using his name to mess with him due to accidentally putting it as their name on here
shut the fuck up please everyone use tomodachishare instead if ur gonna do that shit
Guys hi im braylen
im just going to play 3d world, see ya later
wheres my shota porn guys I need to jack off while the file decompiles
Howdy-doo, 4chan! Name'sa Evil Miiself! Imma give it t' y'all straight, I ain't got shit! Y'all gotta wait fer som'un who ain't a pussy to give y'all what'er lookin' fur! I'm Evil Miiself!
>>736830231>evil miiself is the honest miiself
>>736830245STOP IMPERSONATING ME YOU GOOF
Hi guysss heres all my links Sudjfmfi3ir92949tmdi83r939ttnr93oeq
The blue one is in the bio
LEAK THE FUCKIN' XCI YOU CRAZY BASTARDSPRAISE ALLAH
Choose wisely..aHR0cHM6Ly9nb2ZpbGUuaW8vZC9vb09iY2E=
My name is not Manuel
I'm a gay retard
FORZA ROMA
I love everyone in this thread. I am Evil Miiself.
WE ARE MIISELF.
Hi do you want to come to my island
We are not getting the dump before release
It's so over we can't crack that nca file
I love scat
>>736830807most switch games leak only around 2 or 3 days before release, pretty sure that happened to paper mario iirc
Ok whoever is doing this is really fucking weird. I’m the real miiself and i dont think any of that this is proof im in my private server with trusted peeps
Go crack it >>736830839
You guys enjoying the game? I'm so glad we were able to decrypt it.
im gonna do it
>>736830940No i am
>>736831005Shut up just join and see for your self its notnme you are a weirdo. You not getting the dumphttps://discord.gg/PUVb5g5H2
hey im the real miiself lets get a bit sexual ok
Counting or not counting mii on mii violence
YUhSMGNITTZMeTluYjJacGJHVXVhVzh2WkM5aVJGZzFjSEU9
im a cordfag ewhore and I love sucking Beat's fagcock
>>736831080*snipes you*
Ok did no one hear me the first time I said get a bit sexual
no
>>736831186no one cares sexslef
>>736831056Expired send back pls i wanna see
>>736831125peak
OH GOD GET THE FUCK DOWN
>>736831236Yeah i agree he seems sus
there's copium faggots playing slopnite in discord over this damn lib game
Great job, Tyler Robinson Miiself.
Hi im miiself. Nigger
CHECK THE TV IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
>>736831378I'm better than you
I AM STREAMING MII PORN IN VC BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
I am Miiself
Guys the other miiself are imperso- n-no what are you ,,doing we're both hoys- mmfghh...n-no....
>>736831457I'm good
HI!!!! I LOVE TRUMP AND A MERICA AND GUNS AND GRINDR
I feel a bit more like miiself
>>736830940Mb (I made the Doomer Miiself one but idk who the others were made by)
they just hit the second miiself
>>736831518I am still waiting for the link of the server faggot
You guys are not welcome on my island. >:(
owie
Hi fagcord I love stroking my fat cock
>>736831603I am gayer than you so yes >:)
>>736831606I'll hit you harder you little shit
i miss romanon
Guys its not about tomodachi life its about all the dolphin porn we have seen along the way!
Miiself stop streaming and dump the fucking game
>>736831658this is why I took the kids in the divorce
Did someone say dolphin porn
>>736831667romanon was a fraud im sorry
eeee eeeee aaaaa(Stop leaking my nudes or ill murder you)
god damn it ran out of pills
I can't wait to get my start in the movie biz
>>736831736se acabo
When I was youngI never needed anyoneAnd making love was just for funThose days are goneLivin' aloneI think of all the friends I've knownBut when I dial the telephoneNobody's homeAll by MiiselfDon't wanna beAll by MiiselfAnymoreHard to be sureSometimes, I feel so insecureAnd love's so distant and obscureRemains the cureAll by MiiselfDon't wanna beAll by MiiselfAnymoreAll by MiiselfDon't wanna liveAll by MiiselfAnymoreWhen I was youngI never needed anyoneAnd making love was just for funThose days are goneAll by MiiselfDon't wanna beAll by MiiselfAnymoreAll by MiiselfDon't wanna liveOh, oh, noDon't wanna live by Miiself, by Miiself anymoreBy Miiself anymoreOh, oh, ohAll by MiiselfDon't wanna liveI never, never, neverNeeded anyone
meow rawre :3 XD hahahahai have decrypted the nci and I'm not giving you faggots anything :3333
Miiself pls stop this
guys anyone got some good dolphin porn?
I'm Herb Powell
>>736831978broo i love you
I'm Miiself
>>736831978and I'm Replay Mikey!
>>736831931Kill yourself
Selfcest is underrated
Collect my nca decryptions…
eeeeeeeee tehehehehe eep
Find me
>>736832018Nigger
hey guys who ordered pizza
everybody gets one nca decryption
IM 2SELFY
>>736832106Sorry guys that was me
its a mii
Poyo
that'll decwypt the nca alwight eheheheh
Call me darling
>>736831915I wanna breed you
I am Tanka Jahariiself, but I would never order a whole pizza all for miiself...
>>736832151where's my wings dude??!? you were supposed to get me my buffalo wings!
Goodbye
