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>>736817596>Dwayne from Visagenot very awesome
awesome
>>736817596Pathfinder WOTR, I'm playing as a Cleric with one level in monk, and we just entered the abyss.I'm going to love the way it sucks
>>736817596>Indian>PC>Gamers
>>736817596Dream come true
>>736817596>MC from Pokémon Conquest>bitches of all species>lord of the known world with not much struggling>feudal japan with some anachronism technology-wiseNot exactly the best case scenario but not bad.
Locked in a room and forced to play a slot machine forever probably I didn't get the new ending of CloverPit yet though.
>>736817596>>736817773Redeem the PC saar PC = SUPAPOWER. Consolebasterds can't do the needful.
>Fox McCloudAwesome>In Star LinkOhhhh......
>>736817596There is no MC in Balatro.
>>736817596>Just closed Vintage StoryOh christ oh god just put me down right now
I dunno, my last played game was Sins of a Solar Empire II. TEC Primacy. Am I a ship captain, some nebulous ruler, a random civilian?
>>736817596Do i get raped by zombies?
>>736817596I played the GTA carcer city demo in which the protagonist is a dumb broke white cop that turned crooked doing shitty jobs for some dude. It takes place in the mid 2000s. So pretty shitty except the mid 2000s part.
It's not looking good.
>>736817596Guess I'm an annoying yet adorable lil' cunthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g80jCMWIGj0
>>736817596>Homeworld CataclysmNo, no, nonononononononono
>>736817596>on the beach in palworld, fucking palscould be way worse, in fact couldnt be much better
>>736817596The fuck? I am a ditto?
My Kingdom of Amalur char.A cute but deadly as fuck witch with 20 mil in the bank.She'll be right...
>>736817596i'm a male gardevior..
>>736817596My life is now traumatic. Nooo...
>>736817596>Grace >during the care center on insanityDead in seconds.
>>736817596Oh no no no no no.Might as well die with my boots on.I AM SUPREME
could be worse
>>736817596I played LonaRPG
>Alright.
I-I'm hot? I'M SO FUCKING HOT!
>>736817596>Sam PorterI'd be able to cope if I didn't have to constantly fight off ghosts and giant goo monsters
>>736817596probably not that bad but, damn............maybe this exact situation is why you should play male characters in an MMO.............
>>736817596My Pokemon Champions trainer
>>736817596>the last game i played was starcraft 2>the last unit i commanded was a carrierdo i get to be the pilot or the vessel itself?
>>736820041people will milk you in a different way
>>736817596Dead Space RemakeAhhhhhh nooooh I’m Adam Sandler me no likey me no likey I’m Adam Sandler ahhhhhh nooooooh
>>736820041You too? Black fur Grimtotem-like female Tauren Shaman with a grudge here.
FUCK
>>736817596>sexy redhead bitch with my own spaceship and a loyal crew>whole arsenal of weapons in lockersI am very, very, VERY happy, and my life is ultra-awesome.
>>736817596Maxed out Henry. I'm thinkin based.
>>736817596>Vito Scalettalol this sucks man
>>736817773They are mostly PC gamers anon
One of the good ones
>>736819820How far would you make it in the ruins?
>>736817596>Character I made in StarfieldWell...at least I get to have sexual relations with Andreja. And if I get tired of it and want to just start everything over I can do that too. I wouldn't call it an "awesome" life, but it could be worse. You should have asked this when I played Burnout 3, Mario 64, Forza or Sonic Adventure but you chose NOW to ask me. That's OK.
>>736817596Kineticist Knight Commander in WotRI'm gonna go hold hands with my succubus wife
>>736817596I wake up as my octoling from splatoon 3? hell yeah bro
>>736820195this would suck ass. Even if you inherited Henry's non-diegetic ability to solo 50 opponents and win, you're still otherwise living in completely mundane, medieval Bohemia, enjoy not having toilet paper
>>736817596>DarktideI'm beyond fucked. Maybe I can just keep doing Mortis trials is psyker lala land and hope no one notices I haven't been on any REAL missions. Or by then figure out how to not die horribly.
>>736820279pretty far I reckon.I've played that game a bunch and know all the puzzles like the back of my hand at this pointfor safety I could also just grind some coins and buy the pistol
>>736817596>Ethan from RE8Damn
>>736820309>Sonic Adventurefinally, sex with Vanilla
>>736817596>SifuEven assuming I keep the martial arts skills playing this game in first person sounds like hell. Unless I get superhuman kinesthetics with the package I might just abandon getting vengeance altogether
Darktize zealot. Not great.
>>736817596Do I only get the body of that character or their abilities as well?Do I remain in my world or be them where they were?
>>736820358>fuck wenches>ride around having adventures>Noble's bastard so better off than most>extremely good warrior, blacksmith, dicer, max charisma, and all the ladies love meWhat's not to like, that I can't watch a youtube video essay and look at Twitter?
>tomorrow>load up rpg maker>make god level character that can do literally anything>run around for a bit as them>go to bed>wake up with that bodyGG EZ
>>736819919>... Yes
>Ironeye from NightreignGuess I can't die at least?
>>736820484>Dont piss off Heisenberg for literally no reason and team up>make sure Mia is safe>wait for Chris Redfield instead of trying to solo miramda>3v1 gank the fuck out of Miranda while avoiding the surprise tentacle heartstabremember, Ethan is a regenerating mold, your only obstacle is how stupid the plot is
>im now a poorly modeled hockey playerIt could be worse.
>>736820556It's the last one you played as from the moment you read the post, no cheating this one faggot
>>736817596On the one hand, I am a powerful sorcererOn the other, I am Durge and I really don't want to be anything like that.At least I am redemption Durge...
>>736817596BEEP BOOP FUCK THE SPIRE
>>736817596My GTA Online character with $8 billion.. (And all the businesses with vehicles galore) Yeah, I'm happy.If that's disqualified, I'd be Michael De Santa (end of the story millions) which could be pretty awesome too.
>>736820548>Get pricked by thorn, die of yet unnamed disease>or catch STDs incurable by middle ages medicine>your recreational pastimes will consist of reading old as fuck, dry literature, hunting, hunting or drinking mediocre medieval alcoholliving in the middle ages would fucking suck unless you already REALLY enjoy doing what passes for fun there
>>736820857>hunting, horse riding*to add btw, i have rode horses and hunted game, neither are that fun in my opinion
>>736820195Same but my Henry is retarded and still can't open hard locks
>idols of ash>i have a centipede phobiafuck me
>>736821004Are you playing the PC version? MKB makes the minigame so easy that you can unlock locks way harder than your lockpicking should suggest
>>736817596>The king of Diamonds from solitaireRip
>>736817596Sam Porter BridgesIts a simple life.
>>736819919>wake up as kliffhanger>read a book>get arrestedit would be hell living in a world were you can't touch anything
>>736821083The minigame is ezpz but I literally can't even start picking hard locks, it just says I can't. I've been too lazy to go look for very easy/easy ones where people aren't around and the loot has always been shit so I stopped bothering.
>>736817596>Level 46 Hydramancer from Diablo: The Hell 4I can now teleport and summon infinite fire/acid/lightning/magic spitting hydras from the earth, but I'm also now a black dude
>>736817596>squad>russian soldier>in crimeacould be worse
>>736817596>Tony StarkWell the first thing I'd do>Use my PMC to level israel>Have sex with teenagers>Psyop society into loving the bush again>Wire 50 billion to Nasa but force them to focus on solar system exploration>Use my money to invest in biotechnology and develop a virus that turns human women 50 feet tall>Develop soft robotics wing and revolutionize electroactive polymers that can attach to the human body
I'm fast as fuck boy. If I wake up in my own home, everything is fine. If I wake up at the end of the world, everything is less fine.
>>736817596>Paradox from Deadlockw/ fox skin modcould be worse
F....M....L
>>736819820>clip your foot on a wall>get absorbed into it and most likely get teleported to the surfaceGrim.
>>736821375I got Magneto. And not even one of the variants where I'm plowing Rogue. Looks like I get to solo-tank forever.
>>736817596I marry Naira, have some kids, pet some animals, tend to the farm, hang with bros. Paradise.
>>736817596Its adventure time
>>736817596>abiotic factor scientistIt's over
>>736817596>female VCould be better, could be worse.
Let's just say I'm glad the ero I was playing last night was of the male-MC variety
>>736817596oh noguess i'm getting abducted by the government (if i stay here) or get shot in the face (if i go into the game)or making bank off of furries (if i stay here and i don't get abducted)
Pretty cramped
I've never been more happy
>>736817807Lucky
>>736817596>tfw I played some mediocre werewolf game yesterdayshitthere's nothing cool about werewolves and this one is a middle aged bald guy who looks like a biker
>>736817892I forgot that game existed, thanks anon. Downloading to my 'eck now.
>>736817596SAVE THE CAT
>wake up as an operator in the middle of a subsaharan desertassssssss
>>736818852I mean. You wont be one of the infected right. And you can use your knowledge of the game for an edge?
>Last game was Fire Red on the Switch last night.Hell yes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzvNnL3PGXY
>heavyI think this will be inconvenient. I can probably go win some weightlifting competitions, but I'm only gaining like 2" of height in exchange for like 250lbs. I would also like to keep my hair, and heavy's hairline is GARBAGE. If I can blow people up with fingerguns though, I'll consider it a good trade.
>>736817596>Gordon FreemanCould be worse.
>>736817596I honestly don't know how this works given the circumstances
>>736817596>Monster Hunter RiseFuck sisters, kill monsters, eat dango.
>>736817596>outbound demo>Gates of Hell: Ostfront, winter 1942>Marathon Classic2 out of 3 are almost certain deathactually 3 out of 3 cause if i woke up in a survival crafting game I'd kill myself out of boredom
>I'm Skif nowFuck me I'm gonna shoot myself. At least that'll be quicker than dying in an anomaly or being mauled to death by 50 rats.
>>736817596>jack from bioshock 1a slave for life.....
>>736817596I Win.The Perfect Daughter to raise.
>>736820735go get em champ
>>736817596outer wilds. >stuck in a time loop > hell galaxy where everything kills you>forced to die hundreds of times >or can choose to remove the thing keeping me alive and die for good.all things considered not terrible
>>736817596>Doppelganger Jack from the Pre-SequelThis isn't going to go well.
>>736817596>ecco the dolphin
>>736824965Well if you chose to remove the thing, you still need to fly through the fish. If you fuck up then, you doom existence. If not, you continue the cycle and a new universe is born.
>>736824965Would suck if the cycles are as short as they are in-game, less than half an hour is too hectic to really do things or chill.
>>736817596>alchemist from potion craftFine I guessBetter to be a wageslave with a house who is a pillar of the community than just a wageslave
>>736821753What's this from?
>>736817596Taurox the brass bull
>>736825072You get to bang mad moxxi don't you?
>>736825347Yeah, but living in Borderlands is gonna be hell.
>>736817596>noble six
>>736817596>Ace Combat Zero>Just finished the Mercenary 'kill everything' runWell I guess I spend the rest of my life looking behind my back but with a lot of money? Too bad I'm stuck in the Ace Combat world.
>>736825387Can't you find a nice planet?
>>736825284gunsaw demo. no longer in development sadly but a fun little game that plays a bit lile plazma burst. the dev is currently making a game with the same races, casualties: unknown, but that's a survival exploration misery simulatororsonik.itch.io/gunsaw-demo
>>736817596>my big fat titass chocohuntressdeal
>>736817596>crazy lady with murder-hobo tier catsidk, kinda sucks.
>>736825270true that would suck. 22 minutes isn't even enough to get a quick nap in
>Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup DemonspawnIf he already RIP'd do I just spawn in dead or do I have to pick another game?
>>736817596Things would be quite weird while not shooting lemons at wily, but not bad, as it's a non-apocalyptic future world and all that.
>>736825492>Suddenly 50 Vaults appear on the planet>Giant logo of Borderlands 5 appears above the planet
>>736817596Well, I'm off to fuck my cousin
>my overleveled nord in modded morrowind>get to experience the locals harassing me and being extremely fucking racist at my akamora manor while i wave at them from the tiny fucking windows knowing i could just nuke the whole place if i wanted>then smoke skooma while being sad over the video games i can't play anymore before embarking on an aimless journey around the mainlandI can't tell if this would be cool as fuck or terrifying.
i wake up as semen demon?
>>736825658>achieve chim>come back here>play morrowind
>>736817596>my loli dragonbornthat would be a dream come true.
>>736817596>last game played was Elite:Dangerous>I get to fly around this sick son of a bitch in space doing whatever the fuck I want, wherever the fuck I want, whenever I want>on top of that, I have a massive bank account and the ability to buy even more ships, colonize a system, and live like a fucking god
>>736825658You could get a Khajiit gf
>>736817596I'm a demon hunter decked in epics
>>736817596I'm gonna replay the original Life is Strange tonight, last thing I need is to wake up as the Tarnished from Elden Ring.
>Persona 4time to fuck Rise
>>736825772I would fuck you
>>736817596>Axel AlmerI guess I got a cool robot and I had sex?
>>736817596>Cyberpunk 2077I'm in the body of a dying male V. Guess I never do the main quest and fuck around in night city banging dolls and playing vr games whilst a terrorist lives rent-free in my head. Also banging Misty.
>>736817596>ichiban kasugai guess i’ll be in shape
>trapped in Josh Sawyer's wild rideI WANT OUTLET ME OOOOOOOOOOOOUT
>>736817596We could be having threads about being transported into vidya with our average human bodies and trying to survive, alone or as a group, just like those old Mario threads.Instead we get this shit, where half of you are jerking off to the thought of becoming a woman. It's not only fucking gay, it's massively overdone and boring.
>>736828149>We could be having threads about being transported into vidya with our average human bodies and trying to survive, alone or as a groupYeah...>gets 10 replies>4 are from OP trying to keep the thread alive
>>736828149Jannies shut those threads down because they weren't gay enough and always begin with "everyone kills the obvious fags and trannies asap". These threads promote the troon agenda so they stay.
>>736817596>Protagonist of TerrariaI am practically near the end of the game, just have to beat Cultist and Moon Lord.
>>736828434where? on /qst/?
>>736818351how much would you charge a night
>>736828572This was before /qst/ was a board.
>>736828704i feel like people that would rp like that moved someplace better than here anyway
You know what? Not too bad. I'm an immortal wielding god-like void powers and able to pilot bio-organic robots of nearly equal power of many flavors. Since I woke up in the body, I don't have the infinite deaths at the hand of a child with god powers or the years of being a child soldier for corrupt, power mad elites with mommy issues weighing on my conscious.I just get to kill to my hearts content for the greater good, or time travel to 1999 and bang sexy, half-mutated, sexually frustrated soldiers as much as I want.
>>736828149There were like 5 posts about that, shut up fag
>>736817596I am fucked beyond belief
>>736828781It wasn't roleplay, nobody had a character or engaged in that kind of personal crap. It was shitposting, theorycrafting, and a bunch of arguing over which mechanics would adhere to video game rules and which would adhere to real life rules.
>>736817596>ror2 engineerI must acquire bungus
>>736817596>Cole from Deltarune YellowI get a furry gf, but I'm cursed to be a teenager in the American foster care system. I'd say its a pretty mixed bag.Still better than the game I played before that, which was FEAR Extraction Point. I really wouldn't want to live a minute in The Pointman's shoes, even if he is an ultimate badass.
I don't wanna be this guy.
I'm raped
>>736817596>dark urgeI don't have half the wit to stay sane with both mindflayer and murderous influence, I'll just die off as some low-stakes serial killer somewhere
>The Ditzy Demons are in Love with Me!Time to become the whitest pharaoh
>>736829689that sphinx saw some shit
Hell yeah. Ive always wanted to have a giant demonic sword gf.
my dragon's dogma online character, one of (if not) the most powerful characters on the server, who leads the largest guild, full of beautiful female characters, who just set a server record for one of the most competitive and difficult 4 player extreme missions that existif only that were really my life ...
>RoutineGoddammit I knew I should've jacked off playing an H-game.
>>736817596Fucked. Both literally and figuratively.
>rune factory 4>happily married to xiao pai>dungeon diving>breeding sex with xiao paii love living out my fantasy of having a happy marriage and making plenty of kids to help me out on the farm
>>736817596>Venomancer from Dota 2It's probably be fucking boring more than anything. Dude doesn't even have hands.
>>736820018As a pro you can never die, as a negative it'll never end
I haven’t played a game in 6 years I just come here to fap
>>736817596>the chad himselfI'll be slaying all the waddledussy
>>736817596Does anyone think it’s weird that the dreams and beliefs of Indians are about being born as anything but an Indian?
>Tetris 99Do I become a block?
>>736822572extremely based though, enjoy slotting those floppies.
>project Zomboid Objectively speaking probably one of the worst ones possibleI’m just gonna have sex with the female zombie corpse nearby and if I die I’ll just hope it bring me back to the real world. If I live I’m just gonna keep having sex with zombies
>turned into a little robo niggaat least I didn't turn my character into a femboy at least
>the daughter of a printer shop owner in 17th century BavariaI guess it could be worse.
>>736817596>Commander from NikkeIn this world I would just be a regular guy without a connection to any of the Nikkes and other... stuff. But I basically become a 10/10 supermodel I guess. Obviously an upgrade from what I am now but a big flop if other anons are in my world waking up as Kratos, Cloud and Dante.
anons...
>bootleg modded GTA MC>the story is only 7 missions because the mod's not done>i don't even have a voice actor yet
>blue archivedo i need to say it
>>736817596Oh, I am hot.
>>736817596>become Teedus>HA HA HA HA HA as I disappearunbased
>>736817596>Heihachi MishimaI'm an unkillable gigachad but old and will probably die soon from old ageI dunno sounds like it sucks to me
>>736821120Came here to post this
>>736817596>My Rogue Trader character>He's a psykerWell I guess I'm dead, enjoy your chaos infestation everyone else. Hope one of the fun chaos gods explodes me into a demon or something.
>>736817596>standard character in a gamebook adaptationI've got some good stuff and I'm stronger than most, but the world is absolutely crawling with bullshit certain death moments
>>736828149There’s like only one post like that you schizo faggot
>wake up with no skin and easily prone to dyingWell this sucks.
>Vintage Story
>>736831851Anon, you get Sensei's body, not his life/the world he lives in.
>>736833784Technically the wording implies you wake up in their world since you "wake up in the body of" instead of "wake up with the body of"
>>736817596>PulchraGod damn it, I wanted to breed the cat, not be her. Now what?
Skif from Stalker 2.on one hand, kinda of terrible because the zone is inherently terrible. on the other hand, im a good shot and know the rules of the game and the zone so id just be a really casual stalker who tried not to get fucked by mutants.
God this board really is full of gacha third worlders
>>736820735>NecrobinderAs far back as I can remember I always knew I deserved to be dead
>>736817596My life will be very awesome because I will be able to produce some idols
>>736835416Yeah it's genuinely disgusting how many tasteless newfags flood this board.
>>736817596I played ride 6 so I'm a pro Rider sp pretty awesome
>Final Fantasy XII.I won.
>Tomorrow>last gameDoesnt that technically mean you can still choose today?So then what game WILL you play knowing you'll be in their body tomorrow?
>i am now the operator from warframeWell, having several forms of immortality and awesome void powers will probably offset being stuck in the eternal body of a prepubescent child, as long as I don’t inherit any of the space trauma I should do just fine. Too bad I wasn’t using the drifter earlier
>>736835283It’s okay anon we can do one of those things together
>>736817596Fucked.
>>736819567On the flip side, your adoptive daughter is like a demigod and will remember you forever.
>>736836174>adoptive daughterShe'll also make you remember being cucked, forever.
>>736817596Fuck
>>736817596At least I would know what it's like to be an attractive human being for the first time in my life.
>>736829241
>>736817596>Kliffpretty basedwould feel kinda weird using a dick that wasn't 'mine' though
>>736817596>webfishingi don't wana be a kot vros...
if you wake up as a character that canonically lost their memories, does that mean you then lose the memories of not being that character?
Well if im the owner-san then lifes pretty good.if gachashit doesnt count, then im in a bit of a pickle>>736821312chechnya would be worse, way worse.I actually read that chechens would boil russian corpses to remove skulls and place them in burned out russian military vehicles.Shits brutal
>>736817596I was paying Off, so I'm pretty sure I would still be myself
>>736836478Only if the source of the memory loss is still ongoing at the time of your arrival. Like being teleported to a wasteland after it was nuked; whether it's 0.1 second, 10 minutes, or 100 years after the nuking matters alot.
>level 20 psion from BG3AUSCHWITZ WAVES GO!
>>736817596>Alvin and the Chipmunks for the Nintendo WiiSo am I all three chipmunks or am I just one of them?
>>736837428If you control all simultaneously then you're all of them, if you control one at a time you're the last one you controlled.
>silas from bloonsthat would be weird but okay
>>736837471FUCK that's freaky, I'm basically a chipmunk hive mind then. At least I'll never be alone for vidya now
>>736817596:) wholesome
This rules
>>736817596Bretty awesome.
>My big tiddy argonian character in SkyrimI dread to imagine what I would do to myself in this situation.
>>736838865built to be hate crimed by middle aged drunk nords who hate their wives
>>736817596>wake up as LucyOh boy, endless suffering.
>>736817596last game i played was some shitty fnaf vn on itch io because i was bored and drunkfuck ok i guess
>>736817596>Lo Wang circa the Wanton Destruction DLCTerrible, zillas forces want to kill me and I probably have cancer from all the nuclear warhead use. plus I'm still terrible with women
>>736840354Then again most of Lo's problem is he's a huge sex pest so were I in his body I'd probably be more likely to successfully score a datesure Lo's bald and old but he's jacked
>>736817596>DQXI MCI will get some puff puff from bunny girls and eventually marry Veronica after returning her to her older form, life is sweet.
I'm a 16-year-old girl in a world in which dead people won't stay dead, and I have to look after a black child who isn't even mineI have a really sweet car though
>>736819820>first game Lumisa isn't born yet so no daughterfu>second game you would wake up as Lumisayou can't win... though you could have steamy lesbian sex with Mulbruk
>wake up as the Monster Hunter Rise protag>everyone thinks I repelled Narwa and defeated Chameleos>"Time for your quest, anon!">my very first quest is to slay Kushala DaoraI am so fucked /v/ros
Road to VostokI guess I live in Finland in a Cabin now with enough guns and ammo to supply an army.Actually my real life dream.
>>736817596I'm a fucking SlowbroDAMN YOU AGPTRANNIES
>warframe tennoeh
>diamond dragon mod in doom 2 levels on ultra violenceWhile being a robot catgirl is cool, the unending tide of demons wiping out earth is not so cool. My only hope is that if all wads are canon, I just have to survive doom 2 (and probably TNT and Plutonia) and somehow find my way to hdoom or mgq3d. If that fails, I can hopefully just meet up with one of the doomguys and be demon slayer buddies.If I wake up in our world however, Moloch and the Demiurge's days are numbered.
wunderbar
>>736817773there is an r/India variant for quite a few subjects over there
>>736817596>I'm now my Hunter in WildsAwesome.
>>736841185What's the deal with that anyways?>r/indiangamers>r/indianatheismI don't really see a subreddit dedicated to fillipino gamers
John Arnor from modded mount and blade warbandMiddle earth is screwed
>gta online character with millions in his bank accountthere is a drawback though...
I wake up as a nigger, great.
>>736817596>IroncladPretty bad, but at least I'm too stupid to realize it
>>736836510there are videos of ukrainians doing that. There is also a vid of a ukie civie cooking and eating part of a dead ukrainian tanker's leg
>>736817596I wake up as a necromancer in diablo1 belzebub mod so id be having the time of my life.
>>736841356there's not a whole lot of flips and even less of them have time or resources to seriously shitpost online. plus, most of them don't speak english, so you never see the places where they do congregateby contrast, there's a metric fuckload of jeets and a lot of them work do-nothing office jobs, so they have lots of time to be on the internet. and all of them speak English - thanks Britain!
>>736817596>graves from deadlock>get to be a teenage goth girlOh fuck, im set.
>>736817596C:DDAA trapper in New EnglandI'm two years older and I'm a ginger. But all the people I hate are dead and I don't have to pay taxes or pay for food
>>736817596grimm from black soulsi really wouldn't mind an eternity by node's side
>dragonbornnice
I'm the Rogue Trader 40,000
>>736817596>Gordon FreemanWell, it could be worse, right?
>Jill at her bestI can flip around like a gymnast now.
>>736817596>Go! Go! Nippon! ~My First Trip to Japan~Not too bad, not too bad...
>>736841892You get to boink argonian anon as a bonus>>736838865
>>736841934Hey man, Calcazar is evil and your ship is actually a benevolent spirit that is potentially the final boss!
>>736828149I'm not defending the thirsty virgin simps but you DO know you're literally 1 click away from a board plastered with 4-armed futa horsecock midgets, right?You browse this website accepting this fact that you're a degenerate too
>>736828149And it personally affects you and your existence... how?
>>736817596My magic missile character in Grim Dawn. I'm fucked.
>>736817596I'm stuck in the spire fellas, come help me nao
>>736817596>FriezaTime to take over this planet full of dumb uneducated apes.
>>736840614Hi clem
>>736817596>Axel StoneCan't complain.
doomed myself playing 5 minutes of the newly cracked resident evil and installing a grace nude mod before deciding the game was 2spooky5me
I guess I could figure out living in the meadows forever. Greydwarves aren't tough.
>Vintage story>barely built a log shack with a fence>didn't get to copper age on this save>surrounded by forests and unstable areas>got some food reserves and little farming going on already>and there is a commodity trader nearbyLong stretches of boredom with moments of pure terror. I don't think I'm going to enjoy that.
>>736817596Does she count? I guess I can go and explore space now.
>>736817596I'm fucked
>Female Human Rogue on classic WoWGuess I just go back to Stormwind and try to get laid
>>736841453But you're also a cop. An undercover cop.
According to OP you just get the body of the character, not their life.
>>736843916who cares
>>736843926It's a pretty big difference.
>>736844026OP shouldn't have used vague wording then. People are going to choose what's more fun.
>>736843916Then the whole question is meaningless, because your life can only turn into a total disaster, whatever the body.
>>736842749Hi!
>>736842185
well, fuck my life
>Has PTSD for no reason>Frequently schizos out while driving too
>>736845394Spoiler alert: he loses.
>>736817596snowshine, I can never die
>>736817596>Yukari from Twilight Syndrome>I'm a Japanese schoolgirlI'm not AGP but being a teenager again would be kind of cool. And I'm pretty sure I could do whatever I wanted and still have an army of simps. Even avowed misogynists simp for Japanese girls
>>736817596What if it is one of those four niggas in a row games?Do i get to pick?Do i get to switch?Am i all four of them all at once?What gives?
>>736817596i wake up as a level 8 monk in Tibia, not too bad I guess.
>>736845987you're the obvious protagonist
>>736846124There is no obvious protagonist in the one i am playing currently.You just mix&match party members every run and when you get to the final boss [/spoiler]one of your party members becomes the final boss after you defeat the one before and you get to start all over again [/spoiler]
>>736845975Oh actually it was the kid from Pokemon Blue, which means I'm a 10 year old Japanese boy insteadSo extended lifespan, kids' prices everywhere but I probably can't earn money for a while so that sucks. I can do better at school this time around, but I don't think I can take advantage of DEI policies since Asian males don't usually benefit from those. No simps this time but I get to keep my dick.
>>736846284The last character you played would probably be the leader of your most recent party. The character you started as during that run
>>736846284Which game btw?
>>736817596>VYeah I'm thinking BASEDI habn't finished the game so my opinion might change later on
>>736846284What the fuck game are you playing and how are you this bad at spoilers? Literally just Ctrl+S
>>736846629>Literally just Ctrl+SThat would be [Spoiler] cheating [!Spoiler]
>>736817596>vidya threads constantly deleted>random blurry pajeet reddit screenshot up for a whole dayI wonder why this board is bleeding users.
>>736846459You're not reading anything i type.You don't start as a character ,you pick a party,you go after the final boss,after you defeat him one of your party members becomes the final boss of the next trun.So the last ''character'' i played is already the final boss of this run.There is no set leader in the party.You get to pick front and back placement based on their strenghts and role they play within the party but that is it.
Yay-Yaaaaay!*Florang to tha face mofukka!*
>>736846493Star Renegades >>736846629and go fornicate with yourself's self.
>>736846735Well read this thenooga boogla yoomla fuggedaboutotu
>>736817596>First Berserker Khazancould be worse
>>736846735>You're not reading anything i type.tl;dr
>>736846735>You're not reading anything i type.stopped reading right there
>>736846735>You're not reading anything i type.I am though, I just don't have the context you do. You say you mix and match party members, that's cool, but I have no knowledge of how they are selected or in what order. It's reasonable to assume one of them is picked or assigned before the others.It's also impossible to get more context if you refuse to say what the game is. The screenshot you posted looks like a mock up, not a real game.
>>736846735>>736848073>but I have no knowledge of how they are selected or in what orderI mean, I didn't have any knowledge of that when I made my post.With the knowledge I have now, the first character you pick is the leader, dummy
>death stranding 2 sam.....I've just started hopefully he doesnt suffer too much
>>736846842>Star RenegadesThank you, it looks cool
>>736848248nobody tell him
TW3 Geralt but I just started so I'm only level 2.
>>736846124>you're the obvious protagonistThen I get to be a cripple and a god
>>736817648It work didn't it?
Updated my journalEntry 1: Who am I? I think I can trust the skull.
>>736817596>LISA the PointlessIm about to get my shit kicked in
>>736817596If you consider gacha games as games then im either stuck as a self insert in either FEH or CZN, and if they dont then im stuck as John Ironclad in slay the spire.Theres a massive gap in quality of life between the two ends.
>>736848346the fuck are you playing? seems interesting
>>736817596pretty damn awesome
>>736817596>Arc RaidersWELPAt least I'm level 75, rich, have 60% of BPs, maxxed out benches and the newest swat outfit.
>>736848452Dominions 6, it's great. Pick a nation, design your god and have a fantasy war over who gets to become the one true god.
>>736817596Basically, kind of a big deal
It can't be helped.I'm the hat.
>>736848319sam needs a happy ending dont u fukin dare
>>736848319... his penis... is gone.
>>736817596I'm about to get every STD ever made
>>736849092You’re married tho, lul >>736817596>Supermeat Boy Guess I live 3,5 sec, welp
Is it wake up in the body as in I still have my life, but a new body? Or wake up in the body as in I'm in that world with a new life?
>>736841648Saying jeets speak English is like saying ebonics is English.
>>736817596Im a helldiver. Im screwed..
>>736849549Grammatically speaking, it would be "wake up with the body" if it was the former.
>>736849549The wording implies the latter. The former would be very boring for most people. Like seriously, unless you get a super strong body that can solo our world then you'd have to go into hiding just to avoid being got by the shadow government. There's no way they'd overlook you waking up as Max Payne and there's no way Epstein wouldn't be interested in fucking the shit out of you on his new island.
>>736841602slavic culture is such a wonderful thing
>>736817596>Armored Core 6Just fucking kill me
>>736817596>Uriel from Warframe.Could go either way. Either I become the Drifter a nigh immortal with time manipulation powers but a boatload of baggage or Roathe the Protoframe who still has a boatload of baggage but has also hit prime blue emperor immortal pussy.
>>736817596>DarksidersBeing War is fun yet tough
>>736820530Sounds great. Your belief in the god emperor is all you need.
>>736817892>Getting to fuck prime Nobunaga sister>Not ideal
>>736817648Over a hundred bot reppys
>>736829432But chick's wanna fuck him.
>>736817596At least it can't get much worse
>MarioGuess I'm gonna have lotsa spaghetti
>>736817596Assuming phone games don't count, Super Meat Boy.Fuck.
>>736817596>AI Limit's Arrisa >Earth is majorly fucked and dying but I can stuff my face with mud ballsmeh, could be worse
>I wake up as a venerable Balance DruidB-b-b-based!
>>736825304Any urges for weenies, yet?
>>736817596Eh, could be worse. At least I'm not old
h-games dont count right?
>>736828149Trvke
>>736849719>>736849836I think you're both right. In that case I'm gonna catch a fuckton of Pokemon and then go insane because that's all the setting is, an entire world where every single industry and pursuit is built around Pokemon and nobody will shut up about themMaybe I can get Mewtwo to lobotomize me or something
FUCKED
>>736856897At least you're still a man
>>736817596I woke up in an mmo.So its kind of shit.
>>736856981SameI would now be a blue haired elf loli.
>noita
>>736817596>Necron admiral with thousands of warships and hundreds of systems at my commandI'm feeling breddy gud
>>736817596>GokuNot that awesome. I'll spend a few years fucking Chi Chi to death before getting one shot by Raditz due to not having trained anywhere near as hard as Goku would have.
>>736817596>RosalinaNice being a hot chick, but her day to day life... no idea. What does she even do in her free time?
>>736859610With the knowledge of all the cheats they used later, you could train half as hard as he did and still end up 10x as strongAnd pump out 10 half-saiyan kids with all the sex you're having, and raise them not to be wimps
>>736859865>you could train half as hard as he didFucking lmao the only training I'd actually manage to do would be hunting for food. I certainly ain't going in the time room.I ain't surviving in any fighting setting unless I get a personality transplant or I can do a full wizard build (even then I'd likely just end up competent rather than heroic).>just spawn filthy little half breeds and kick them to PiccoloDunno if that works pre-Raditz, likely still my best option.One thing I might actually try (and should work, in light of Vegeta on Namek) is to just zenkai boosting the shit out of myself with senzu healing.
