this was retarded even for RE
that's mold chris
What about this
They don't know what to do with Chris.
Why didn't he just explain everything to Ethan right then and there?
>>736823765>>736824262it's fascinating how capcom never learned how to write a story after all these years of experience
>>736823990>hey, Im Dudebro Redfield
>>736824262he got moldphobia
>>736823765RE7-8 were not good games.
>>736824403wrong. stories were shit yeah but so what
>>736824095the should just watch that fanfic uploaded in residence of evil with re1 liveaction chris actor even thougt he got an asshole moment with random soldier too
>>736824262He's spec ops, info is given on need to know basis.
>>736824487What
>>7368244037 got an ok intro it goes to shit post jack chainsaw
>>736824571https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05h8f6kX6g8
>>736823765>follows up a plot this retarded with the retcon shitfest of 9Nakanishi is a brave man.
>>736824520he was going rogue anyway it was a good source of chrisposting meme
>>736824262>Ethan! HEY! *snaps fingers* DOWN BOY! HEEL! *empties 11 more rounds of .45 ACP into Mia's face* Just shut up and come with me Ethan trust me your wife was a total fuckin bitch
>>736824520The fact that Chris didn't just brutally murder Ethan's wife, but an imposter, is something that Ethan should probably know.
>>736824636wtf was this pile of shit i just watched
>>736824403I agree about 7 but I liked 8. They improved Ethan's movement and gameplay had similarities with 4. It was a fun action fps. Just wish they dropped the stalker shit already. They have been overusing it since 7.
>>736824953resident evil 1 live action ps1 if it was a movie
>>736825024>Just wish they dropped the stalker shit already.they wont, basedfacing youtube essayists keep saying the games are "Le so scary!" now because of them, even though on a repeat playthrough you can see where the AI is being tethered lmfao
>>736824262Best explanation I can come up with is that:Chris thought it was some remote control body and not Miranda herself. He also thought the real Miranda possibly had Ethan under mold mind control, so he can't tell Ethan anything since that means Miranda knows everything he tells Ethan, which could compromise his investigation into the village. But he doesn't want to kill Ethan too if he can help it, since mold infection is curable. So the best move is to lock Ethan, Rose, and the dead fake Miranda body up in a secure facility until he can raid the Village.
>>736824262>CoD section with Chris>squadmate over radio: maybe you should've told him>Chris: ... yeah...
Re7>RE8>=Re9
>>7368255617 is the worst of them. The game goes to complete shit when you leave the main house after the chainsaw fight with Jack, and the mold men are horrible, boring enemies.
>>7368255619>7>8 for mebut let's be honest, the last 3 numbered entries have been dogshit. thank god for 2r and 4r
>>736825246>"ethan that isnt your wife">Fission mailed
>>736824262Isn't the whole point that they were trying to secure Ethan so he wasn't involved in anything regarding Miranda, Rose, or the whereabouts of the real Mia, because Chris knew that if Ethan knew shit about fuck he'd be running straight into danger to save whoever? (Which is what happened in both 7 and 8 proving him right in a way)He obviously didn't expect things to go to shit and for Ethan to run around free and get involved regardless.They meet I think twice and things go to shit immediately after so they don't have time to talk until they meet on Heinsenberg's facility and even then Ethan gets fucked before they have a real chance to discuss the situation.The whole thing is goofy because you, as a viewer, don't buy for a second that Chris motherfucking arm of Justice Redfield could ever become a villain, but I can at least intuit the logic.
>>736826589>>736825246He already fucked up by not protecting Mia for being kidnapped.And then goes to kill a boss with a shitty pea shooter.Nigger you made your job by killing bosses with a rocket launcher for fuck sake!.RE10 needs to be Chris redemption because holy fuck he is a full retard right now.
>>736826035Nah fuck off those remake are the same boring shit with a new coat of paint and cut content.REmake2 is the only salvation because the original a old ass game.
>>736826886Hey he's an NPC alright, NPCs get to kill with a derringer if they want to.Only main characters need a rocket launcher. That's RE logic.
>>736826976>cut content.every bit of cut content in 4r is in separate ways and utilised better, but stay jaded favelaboy.
>>736826976What content did RE4R cut?
>>736826980RE logic is getting throw in the window long ago.REquiem?THE BOSS GET THE ROCKET LAUNCHER!This is insane!Cats and Dogs living together insane!
>>736824262for plot reasons dumb fuck, can't have the player know the whole plot since min 1
>The entire plot of a game exists because no one talks to each otherI hate this trope
>>736826886>nowChris has been a retard since 5. He was fucking insufferable in 6
>>736823765people may not know or realize this, but almost every single game with chris since the first the plot is largely caused by him not communicating with anyone, even for games hes not in like re2
>>736827541I mean, Code Veronica did a good job of addressing it by explaining that Umbrella has death squads who kidnap dissenters.
>>7368275415 didn't have any communication problems that come to mind.
>>736828259this, Chris tells Sheva in chapter 2 about Jill.
>>736823765ethanno
>>736824262He outright says it in the factory: he knew Ethan would want to get involved and complicate the mission. Why he changed it to "we had to hurry" to his teammates is the questionable part.
>>736828629>Still, you should have told him.>Yeah...he was just on a mad one.
>>736823990Thats Redfield
>>736828357Hell, even if he NEVER told her, Jill showing up wasn't in either of their plans.
>>736824262because slopslurpers like this niggerfaggot >>736827145 would eat up the shitty writing anyway
>>736825024>the stalker shit awhat you mean?
>>736828691Yeah, and Chris is very straight up about Wesker when she asks who he was after their first confrontation: he says he really pissed Wesker off and they have history and that's all she needed to know, and because Sheva is a loyal gigachad, that was more than enough for her to say "let's go take care of business". Nu-REfags haven't even played 5 so they just straight up lie and insist he's always been a retard because all they know is 8.
>>736824262Because the plot they want to tell only works if Chris is written OOC
>>736823990Chris is a shapeshifter. Thats gonna be the twist of re10
>>736824262They wanted an exciting twist for the trailer
>>736824262So that the plot can happen, and so that Chris be this mysterious bad guy from Ethan's perspective They even lampshade that shit towards the end with that whole>"yeah we probably should have told ethan the plan from the start">"haha yeah...oh well too late now"They could've easily solved this problem by just having Ethan be immediately knocked out after Mia/randa was shot (under the pretense that they wanted to run tests on him and Rose to make sure they weren't infected or corrupted/whatever by Miranda), but they wanted Ethan to be up and walking around to witness Rose getting taken away to emphasise the whole "Chris is bad???!" mystery box
>>736832583>emphasise the whole "Chris is bad???!" mystery boxidk what hacks decided to go through with it this time around, they teased possibly doing it back in Rev 1's initial trailer but then dropped the whole idea cause they realized it was dumb.
RE lost the plot with 6. Why are the BSAA bad guys now? Why would they ever let Umbrella come back in blue flavor after Raccoon City? This is like if Enron or Bernie Madoff Investment Securities came back as Red Enron and Green Bernie Madoff Investment Securities and expected to be taken seriously.
>>736832679BSAA being le bad is an idea that works on paper. But it's not an idea that works in the main series.It needed to be done in the revelations game because then the game would actually follow up on the cliffhanger stinger unlike the main series.
>>736832751>BSAA being le bad is an idea that works on paper.I dunno man. RE4 and 5 did a good job of tackling bioterrorism in the wake of Umbrella's bankruptcy.
>>736832679Chris should have died in RE6. Fucking everybody hates Chris.RE1, Chris is the shit optionRECV, Chris gets the shit end, backtracking places Claire already wentRE5, they were so desperate for the dudebro audience they turned him into a boulder punching gorillaRE6, the shittiest campaign right behind Ada.
>>736833047>Fucking everybody hates Chris.I thought it was Jill that Capcom hates.
>>736833047>the shittiest campaign right behind Ada.Another friendlet filtered by the actual good campaigns.Leon's the worst out of the 3 main campaigns and that's an objective fact.
>>736833110Just because you and your mental asylum buddies enjoyed an objectively horrible thing does not make it good, now take your meds.
>>736824095Which is retarded since he and RE games are super fucking easy to write.
>>736833047Still seething Wesker?
>>736824262They couldn't come up with any other idea for Ethan to venture to the village alone for some reason
Ethan NO
>>736825561>>736826035I'm playing 8 right now and it's a lot more fun than 7. Insane and nonsensical, but fun. I haven't played 9 yet.
>>736828629>I KNEW YOU WOULD GET LE INVOLVED>KIDNAPS HIM INVOLVING HIMChris being retarded is canon.
>>736824095they don't know what to do with the canon as a whole man. they wasted 7 and 8 by killing ethan and didn't move the series anywhere meaningful, then 9 came and it's nothing but 'member berries and the t-virus again
>>736827259That's nothing. Two people who clearly like each other doesn't talk to each other about their feelings and everything spirals out of control is the worst thing ever.
>>736834814>and didn't move the series anywhere meaningfulWhat happened to the Connection or whatever the "actually I am the big evil" group was called that was revealed with 7 and 8?
>>736833047I DESPISE Chris.
>>736833047>>736834986Wesker...
>>736825024Yeah. They need to give it a rest. It's not even implemented well. Every fucking game in the series does not need to have this.
>>736834912they're getting upgraded to be the real bad guys behind even umbrella. fucking stupid, 7 initially poised them as a fringe group that achieved something amazing with the mold and now they're another secret society like in re6
>>736824095They should have never killed his boyfriend
RE post 6 should've been RE4 clones featuring Jake travelling across the world stopping B.O.W.s>>736826886He fucked up by not executing Mia after 7. That bitch is a bioterrorist, an I N T E R N A T I O N A L BioTerrorist.
>>736837437she has a vagina, ergo, she is exonerated. Happened with Helena in 6.
>>736824262Messy Desk
>>736837798
>>736837437Holy shit, just thinking about 8 and 9 makes me pop vessel in my brain. Add 5 too to the wasted potential list. Mia should've been arrested and Ethan should've become some sort of lab rat. You're not just going to leave a B.O.W walking about, especially after Eveline showed what the Mold is capable of. Much less let this B.O.W reproduce, as far as you know Mia's still dealing with the Connections and Rose is a test subject.Ugh it's so annoying how these IP holders just don't get it, even with the simplest of IPs.
>>736823990That's Hunk.
>>736838213>9Instead of clone wesker, they should have used clone Ada, or mind controlled Ada. The former has no history with Leon regardless of version beyond Leon reading an after action report from other RE protagonists. I do not remember how that plot point was resolved in RE6 but the series is full of asspulls anyway.
>>736823990
>>736837798not even as messy as the one behind it
>>736839164can see the white phenotype going down real time
>>736823765At this point RE is full blown anime with all its cliches like the most recent retarded example Leon "I didnt hit any of her vitals" Kennedy which sounds completely off putting in life action acting, especially in english.
>>736837798I always imagine Barry and Rebecca lobbing paper airplanes over Chris and Jill's heads when I see this office
>>736839164>I'm Chris Redfield, and you are too... No... He's the whole of us. Together.
>>736839164Something about REmake Chris just feels off to me.
>>736839164He turns from Elliot Rodger to Miles Teller then in his final evolution he's Gerard Butler
Seven threads. Seven threads is all I can spare to bait you.
>>736839650He unironically reminds me more of RE3R Carlos than he probably should. Straight up just looks like some random unrelated dude like 7 to the rest of the series designs.
I would have tolerated 8's completely retarded writing if the game was at least good but it easily has the worst fucking level design in the series after 6 and on top of that they decided to put two "that part" sections together that you can't really skip or speed up so it's about as much of a pain to replay as 7.
