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How do people have the motivation to 1CC arcade games? Is it the power of autism?
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Unemployment and celibacy
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Is that a real game? Looks like my persian rug jfc
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>>736826451
Wanting to impress the sisters on the 'cord is a good motivator for most who do it
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>>736826451
That game in particular has enough modes and alternate paths that you can reach an ending without it ever getting that hard. Either way, it's a way of playing it more like it's supposed to be played. Presumably some guy at the arcade isn't going to dump ten bucks into one run of a shmup, so there's a popular "never use continues" rule.
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>>736826451
imagine not reaching flow state while playing shmups and listening to audio books while taking notes on the chapters you completed during 1CC to analyze the alliteration and allusions to other books during the 1CC run of Mushihimesama.

ISHYGDDT like you guys aren't actual retards right? You're just pretending to be retards between score runs and getting your wives pregnant at overpaid positions right? r-right?
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>>736826451
>How do people have the motivation to 1CC arcade games?
It's fun? Like actual fun, which can be a bit scary. There's an element of uncertainty and frustration, but it's rewarding to learn and practice, and you get intimately familiar with how the game works. I believe there is an element of dualism in life, you can't really enjoy something if there isn't struggle as a counterbalance. This makes enjoyment deeper and more meaningful.
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>>736829672
I thought we told you to kill yourself already.
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>>736829672
>you can't really enjoy something if there isn't struggle as a counterbalance
man that's the most unemployed thing i've ever heard
i work 50 hours and study every week. i don't need to hear some pretentious asshole dictate how i enjoy things
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>>736829802
I too work full time, but I still get 1ccs. I don't consider there to be much struggle in my life, I'm not fighting off wild predatoes inbetween hunting for the next meal or whatever, so it's hard to take comfort in simply having shelter and mind numbing entertainment. I'm sorry your life is such a disaster, but quite frankly your poor life choices are not my problem.
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>>736829960
>tranny spammer lecturing others about poor life choices
You aren't even remotely good at the genre, poser.
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>>736829802
I unironically used to behave like this when I was 14. Little did I know other people were challenging themselves with school and extracurriculars, not this stupid shit lmao.
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>>736830012
You don't need to be good to get 1ccs, my boy.
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if you think 1cc is autism then you dont know shit about the scoring autism
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>>736830012
Just post savestated rewinded 1ccs and pretend they're real tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0dZCi2OZb0
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>>736830161
Would you like to discuss dragon blaze?
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>>736829960
>I too work full time
No you don't, anyone can see how often you shitpost.
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>>736830337
I shitpost at work. You're not browsing this place all day at home, are you?
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>>736830305
Let's continue discussing about how you're a nigger that should kill himself.
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>>736830161
>11 minute 1-ALL
Why even litter the internet with this garbage?
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>avatarnigger is lying about employment
incredible
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>>736829672
You know, funniest thing. I was thinking about what you said in the past, that once you 1cc an STG (I refuse to use the term shm*p, because like you, it is incredibly gay and ugly), you will be an enlightened being that will scoff at those with "lesser tastes" and become an addict. That sounded like bullshit, I thought it would be stupid and repetitive to force yourself to arbitrarily get a clear like that, but I tried it anyway, coincidentally with a game you posted a clear of, ESPGaluda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9GJxKo_zWQ
And wouldn't you know it, my suspicions were correct. I did not get this suberb thrill and beaming pride in myself, or a boner, all I felt was the immediate sense of relief of being done with the game, followed by a crashing torrent of regret for having wasted my time with this gay shit. I can not think of a less fulfilling gaming experience, getting a thousand points in desert feels like it would have been a more fruitful endeavor. But the kicker is, remember how I said you uploaded your clear of the same game?
https://youtu.be/kwASRYR5H1A?si=Aizh2eogCoFUpAnJ
Somehow, despite being this supreme gaming guru with thousands of hours in STGs, my score on my very first 1cc utterly creamed yours. Not only are you wrong and stupid, you're wrong and stupid while being shit at the genre you jerk off day in and day out. How embarassing.
But I know you. I know you're much too proud and delusional to recognize your own failures. You'll invent some cope on how it actually doesn't count and you're still king of /v/, further cementing this whole experience as one big waste of my time. So what'll it be? Gonna claim I somehow cheated? Name more games I need to beat to be "truly" ascended? Claim that game was actually horrendous doo-doo feces you always hated, and therefore doesn't count? Out with it
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>a ten minute 1-all is easy
>also you need to be unemployed to 1cc games and play them 60 hours a week
Getting mixed messages here.
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>>736830749
Are you alright dude
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>>736830793
>also you need to be unemployed to 1cc games
what? i never said that. i don't feel like feeling stressed with video games when i'm already stressed and working long hours at work
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>>736830907
This avatarfag schizo is batshit crazy, do not engage.
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>>736830749
Nice clear. Now go play something you actually enjoy.
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>>736830907
You'll get promoted while shmupnigger here gets laid off
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>>736830749
Thanks for your service
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>>736830749
You'll be playing another one tomorrow, it's over for you now
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m
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>>736830882
>act dismissive with fake concern
Good choice. Well, cope with it however you'd like, I've proven what I needed to. You suck, these games suck, and your shit's all retarded
>>736831106
Thanks, Anon, I will. I think I'll play Diablo 1 again. Such a good game, shame it gets overshadowed by its sequel
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>Well, cope with it however you'd like, I've proven what I needed to
I don't know what you expected dude. I can't exactly congratulate you if you didn't enjoy it, and it sounds like you'd rather not have me beat your score. I wonder if you'll still find mashing m1 in diablo engaging now, only time will tell
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>>736831470
>Diablo 1
based
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>>736831470
Have fun.
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Mork
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>>736830749
didn't read
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>>736826451
memorize enemy spawns and pretend you're good
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>>736831582
>I don't know what you expected dude
I expected you to be a pissy bitch. I was just wondering what angle you'd take
>and it sounds like you'd rather not have me beat your score.
Do whatever you want, I'm not playing it anymore
>I wonder if you'll still find mashing m1 in diablo engaging now, only time will tell
Probably
Also here's my chart. How do you feel about it?
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Man strikers 1945 II is cool as fuck, I keep finding new stuff I can get away with. I don't know why, but the proximity subshots in psyiko games are super addictive. These games are super punchy.
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>>736832231
shut the fuck up
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>>736830039
School when I was 14 wasn't very hard, and to even find an extracurricular that's supposed to be challenging, you'd have to seek it out. Kids that age are often learning instruments or sports or some shit that they can challenge themselves to be better at. Grade 9 is not challenging.
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>>736832094
>How do you feel about it?
It's kinda slop but persona being on there would explain there would explain the mental illness and obsession with drama I guess, anything else?
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>>736832094
Nice, been meaning to play Katamari for years
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>>736832291
grade 9 is when the intelligent kids took their academics and college stuff seriously
you on the other hand are failing to impress internet strangers at 37 years old
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>>736832276
Nah this game rules, you get to play as a badass nazi plane that shoots 500 rockets a second at point blank and destroy brazil
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>>736832396
shut the fuck up nigger
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>>736832431
Ream his ass
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>>736832456
He'd probably cum if you did that
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>>736832431
You seem butthurt and here I am enjoying one of Capcom's finest shmups
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>>736832496
Why do you need our validation if you're enjoying it?
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>>736832496
If you want to attention whore go to Twitter already
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Shmup 1cc stream when avatarfag?
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>>736832496
shut the fuck up bitch
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>>736832532
I want to talk about it, and hear the thoughts of other people who played the game. This can be helpful sometimes in organizing my thoughts. Additionally, I've been playing it for the last few hours am taking a break while boiling some water to make coffee.
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>>736832379
Maybe if you'd take academics and "college stuff" seriously, you could tell I'm not the same person who posted >>736829802 and don't care about the strawman you've imagined that you're arguing with.
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>>736832318
>anything else?
Nah, just wondering how you felt about having your score BTFO'd by someone with apparently such bad taste
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>>736832651
No one wants to talk about it
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>>736832651
>I want to talk about it, and hear the thoughts of other people who played the game.
Psikyo games are fun, just you have to get expect they'll try to fuck you sideways because they want to be that difficult. This somehow isn't part of Capcom's 194X series of shmups despite the similarities. I'd call it a Psikyo game or just part of the Strikers series.
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>>736832654
>"college stuff"
Bro your school activities? Your passion projects? Your work experience? All goes on your college app.
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>>736832651
>>736832832
Samefag
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>>736829802
The most successful people I know like difficult games. Because they are intelligent and always "on." Unemployed people mostly play shitty gacha and f2p games.
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Shit!
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>>736832576
I have mixed feelings on streaming. I used to do it when I played wow and it felt like a job, and then on fightcade I had Arabs streaming my matches,(there is like 80 hours of me playing fightcade uploaded to YouTube without my permission) which caused some weird drama, and I still have restart syndrome in shmups anyways. Maybe when I grind one a bunch and get comfortable with the first loop, but even then I think some people would go insane.
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>>736832931
That's funny, most of the quants I know played League and Starcraft.
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calling everything autism as a defense for your own inadequacy will make you a low quality, underachieving wretch
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>>736829802
If you don't want a healthy balance of reward and struggle in a game, then you don't want a game, you wanna play with toys.
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>>736833029
Yeah in middle and high school. They for sure weren't playing that shit in college. Too busy keeping grades up and recruiting
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Ayy it's time for the samefag to the same post schizo spam!
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>>736832832
>This somehow isn't part of Capcom's 194X series of shmups despite the similarities. I'd call it a Psikyo game or just part of the Strikers series.
I consider it both honestly. I thought the soundtrack sounded familiar, so I looked it up, and lo and behold it's a Capcom composer, which is pretty neat and explains the sick drums. So it's a lot of psyiko, and a little bit of Capcom imo, but maybe I'm grasping at straws.

I feel like the second loop in this game isn't as bad as the other psyiko games I've played? Or maybe just focke is really strong. I only routed 2-1 and 2-2 in practice but compared to others it's more like easier stages but harder bosses. The revenge bullets from planes spawning in on bosses make them really hard.
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>>736832945
I too can make up shit.
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lol. i'll leave you to talk to yourself again.
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>>736829802
Congratulations, you're a normal person.
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>>736829802
Being a normalfag really ticks off the shmupniggers huh
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>>736832857
I got into every school I applied for with little to none of that. Ultimately, it doesn't matter because I don't want to give advice about how to get into college on /v/. I just know universities put a lot more weight on grades, among other things.
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>>736833343
>universities put a lot more weight on grades
You went to a shit school, congrats. Everyone applying to good unis already had a 3.9+ unweighted GPA with 8+ APs.
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>>736833173
Not a larp, here's the ruins of my first channel. I upload shmups cuz it's fun, not for attention. It would be very easy to get attention.
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>>736833343
you don't know shit
no wonder you're a loser that plays shmups
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>>736833423
>Dec 13, 2013
>joined Dec 23, 2025
Kill yourself already dude.
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>>736833423
I too can make up shit.
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>>736833515
That's the wow channel. Blizzard is very shit by the way, i would not recommend poisoning yourself with their games. I have 3 youtube channels. Feel free to reverse image search and see if you find any duplicates. Would you like to talk about shmups now?
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>>736833169
I would say a game has to be developed or published by Capcom to be a Capcom game. The Wonderful 101, for example, has a lot of similarities with Viewtiful Joe, but only one of them is a Capcom game to me.
This is relatively less hard than like Sengoku Blade, but it's still hard.
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>>736833643
I too can make up shit.
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>>736833339
I remember when arcades were seedy as fuck back then. Even then the Raiden cabs never had any players, always the gunner games like Time Crisis 3.
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>>736826451
Getting obsessed with useless stuff puts you on the spectrum.
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>>736833671
How in the world could i make that up? The screenshot is right there. I don't know what other proof I could give other than doxxing myself, and I'm not gunna do that. Boy I bet this went places you didn't expect lol. Also, here's a fun fact, on the wow channel 4.8% of my overall views is from Vietnam. That's pretty weird!
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>>736833837
>gunner games
House of the Dead 1 and 2 were absolute fucking kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsNtNxTHvjM
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>>736833905
I too can make up shit.
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>>736826451
Mocking 1cc-let was funny back then
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>>736833928
dude that fight was hard as fuck. the youtube playthroughs make it look so easy.
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>>736834017
You have to practice it. It was the quarter muncher back in the day.
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STG is the only genre where developers can half-ass game testing with infinite lives and get away with it.
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>>736833928
BANGER
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>>736834123
RE RE RELOAD
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>>736834143
DOGS OF THE AMS
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>>736833971
I don't know man, this looks pretty real to me. But it was 4.3%, sorry, didn't have my glasses on. Anyways, I find it ironic that you chose blizzslop of all things to go to, while unironically having a mental breakdown at an old wow streamer playing better games, and I think you'd be better off being happy that you got your first CAVE 1cc, as that's a big deal! But regardless, unless you want to talk about shmups, this will be the last time I reply to you.
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>>736826451
>19 years ago
how times flies
https://youtu.be/sQZuidKexBQ?si=dgEQfR6yAt9JJQYc
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>>736832931
>Unemployed people mostly play shitty gacha and f2p games.
I can confirm
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I can't even beat suguri on normal mode one stage at a time
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>>736834257
I too can make up shit. Please kill yourself.
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>>736834257
That guy isn't me, stupid
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>>736834307
based
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>>736826451
People do all sorts of self imposed challenges in all sorts of games. Life has no inherent meaning; you have to give it that meaning. If people are doing a videogame challenge it means it gives them a sense of fun and satisfaction.
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>>736834315
Sorry it's hard to keep track of all the people I've butthurt
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>>736833837
I was at a barcade the other day and they had Area 51 with free play enabled. Played it all the way the end. Good shit
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>>736834460
Why would I he butthurt about some supposed shmupgod who's worse at me in a genre I'm completely new to, and didn't even like? You're flattering yourself?
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any shmups designed not as an arcade game but as a console/pc game? like you have infinite continues but you have actual checkpoints instead of just reviving where you died
i know ports of arcade games usually have that but the games weren't initially made with that in mind so it's cheating
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>set goal
>work towards goal
>achieve goal
difficult concept for /v/ users
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>>736834586
>I'm completely new to
But I'm also new to arcade shmups, wdym
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>>736826451
>80 hours, mashing A in jarpig - :O
>80 hours, pushing yourself and getting better at games - :/
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>>736831753
He not here.
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>>736834650
>pushing yourself and getting better at games
do I have the perfect game for you
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>>736834650
This but unironically
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>>736834595
gradius is console only and has checkpoints but its meant to be 1CC'd
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>>736830749
holy fucking based
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It's not fair that touhou threads died on /v/ but shmup arcade threads got to stay.
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>>736834706
/v/ hates infinite content slop because it's too hard for them.
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>>736834779
Touhou has a seething janny that deletes gameplay discussion threads so you're left with the /jp/ trannyshit.
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>>736834715
>gradius is console only
wuh?
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>>736826451
shit like Hibachi is like a rhythm game with the arrow keys/joystick. Everyone just memorizes the inputs to dodge the bullet patterns. No one is intuiting their way through that.
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>>736832231
>hear about console shmup
>go to Vimm's Lair
>it's not there
Does he have something against them? I preferred the cleaner old school html website but I might just have to default back to coolrom or emuparadise the GOAT again.
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>>736834779
touhou filters tryhards but also draws in trannies.
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>>736834779
Let the shmupbros have their threads, we don't need to fuck around here.
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>>736834779
I dunno man, I don't care if there's people posting touhou gameplay, but it better be actual gameplay and not ms paint drawings and vns
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>>736834857
post clears. guarantee you have no notable shmup or rhythm clears based on your understanding
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>>736834859
I've always used archive Torrents for roms personally
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>>736834595
Gunvein and I think Zero Ranger have checkpoint continuing. I prefer the Blue Revolver style of just removing continues though
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>>736834859
>>736834920
>>736834956
>1 minute apart
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>>736834959
Mecha Ritz is a trip
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>>736834779
Learn to coexist. I do play both but I prefer space ships to magical girls so Touhou is more of a pallete cleanser for me. Touhou fans aren't people though so they have to spam anime waifus and can't focus on gameplay. Dug your own grave really.
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>>736834941
best I can do is beatmania hard clears (difficulty 10 and 11), is that good enough
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>>736829960
>>736829672
why the hell is everyone so mad at this guy? i dont see anything offensive he said. is this a /vg/ thing or what
are people really saying that difficulty making a game more rewarding is an elitist thought?
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>>736834859
For some reason, just looking for it in the big list of games doesn't work. You have to actually use the search bar and request it by name.
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>>736834985
do you remember the ip counter or are you too new?
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>>736834997
larp
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>>736834985
Got me. I also forgot to change my punctuation style the last reply.
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>>736835006
It's there but no dodonpachi :(
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>>736835061
it ain't no LARP. why would someone even LARP about that.
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>>736835085
lmao
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>>736834801
Nah there's a genuine criticism to be made of GD in that it pretty much devolves into making a buttload of frame perfect inputs and little else. Also I try to avoid games where you gotta make a lot of button presses, that shit ain't healthy. To each their own I suppose, but you'll never catch me playing that.
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>>736835089
Play the arcade version, it feels good in shmupmame
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>>736835139
As I said, it's too hard for them.
>make a lot of button presses
Then don't play those maps, but I know you don't know what you're talking about.
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>>736835139
Shmups devolve into memoslop without the difficult execution, what's your point
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>>736834706
I avoided this game for a while because of how obnoxious the toddler fans are but after playing it I fully understand the appeal. The way the levels are broken up, how they restart right after you fail with barely a second of delay, how simple the scoring works, the vast amount of fan content, overall it's very addicting, it's a video game at its purist form.
I can't imagine playing this on a phone though.
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>>736835190
I don't want to be limited by my hands, period. One big appeal of shmups is that I'm not.
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>>736835257
>filtered by a phone game
Ouch. I guess zoomer games truly are harder than shmups.
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>>736835235
>a video game at its purist form.
Fall Guys fits that description for me. I think it's the best normie game since mario.
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>>736835319
I guess? I'm still not messing up my hands though, I'm just making it clear that it's a wasted effort on your part.
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>>736835002
he's an obnoxious pretentious avatarfag with a long history of shitting on others and lying
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>>736835405
is he shitting up your thread or are you shitting up his?
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>>736835208
>memo
noclearz coper
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>>736835384
they don't mess up your hands, what are you talking about
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>>736835425
he's shitting up his own thread
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>>736835319
I wonder if he's grasped the concept of using multiple fingers for one button yet
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>>736835445
He's just coping. I suppose shmups don't teach you to think outside the box.
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>>736835471
says the shitter
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>>736826451
Autists and adhd and other dysfunctionals cant operate on complex 3D or real world planes so they resort to mental circlejerks of this sort to flex on each other sorta
The speedrunners and top players of fps or action rpgs can be somewhat sane or sociable people with decent lives, 2houtrannies are always self absorbed weirdos
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>>736835445
Listen man, I'm old, and when you're old repetitive stress injury becomes a very real issue. It's why I stopped playing marvel. And it still bothers me, like clearing rayforce hurt my hands BAD and that was just from pressing the missile button. How often do you see old rhythm game players? If it doesn't bother you you're lucky, but it really bothers me. I can't sit down and play a game for 6 hours straight where I have to make thousands of inputs.
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>>736835563
hey shitter, post your nonexistent 1ccs yet?
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>>736826451
basically you play the games casually in short bursts until you build up the skill and motivation to play them for longer and longer. all arcade games follow this design and you could say it's a result of the monetization or whatever
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>>736834650
>80 years of pretending to be a retarded faggot on 4chan
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>>736835582
I thought you had a full time job and loved pushing yourself, yet figuring out how to manage nonexistent hand strain is an impossible task for you? Get good faggot
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>>736835582
GD isn't strenuous at all if you aren't retarded. Just push through it, Mr. Hardcore.
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>>736835570
I have never shared my arcade clears with other people. I do this for myself because it's fun.
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>>736835089
I think he has some weird filter that doesn't show games released only in Japan.
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>>736835585
i'm a casualGAWD and no one ever talks about my favorite game anyway.
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>>736835649
I need my hands for my job. I can't even take ibuprofen, because again, when you're old your stomach also doesn't work good either, and if I'm not careful I get ulcers. I don't want to go back to how it was where I'd have to soak my hands in hot water for 10 minutes before hopping on fightcade and hope for the best, that was miserable.
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>>736826451
the whole "only one life" thing became incredibly popular when they removed half the gameplay to replace it with rpg mechanics and luck and called a "roguelike"
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>>736835717
no i want the ps2 game with the epic cover. I didn't even know there was a ps1 game
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>>736835701
>I have never shared my arcade clears with other people
You should, it's fun
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>>736835754
yep. filtered.
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>>736835808
Yes that's literally what I'm saying
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>>736835701
Yeah. It's a lost art to do things for yourself these days. I've read a lot of very niche content and it's nice sometimes to just enjoy it and not feel the need to post about every little thing.
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>>736835319
one of the biggest adofai players is in his 30s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qbkoXwVJVc
idk what this nerd is seething about
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>>736835867
It's called excuses
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>>736835775
The sequel to Dodonpachi, then, not that anyone gives a shit about the plot of these games.
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>>736835775
That's an arcade game, that's just a port.
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>>736835764
Rogue came out 1980 before the first good shmups released. Don't be ignorant of history
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What's the oldest SHMUP game you've played to near completion?
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>>736834268
He posted Futari Larsa and linked the BL version in the description thinking they were the same. 20 years later and things haven't improved much.
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>>736835974
yeah I think I turned on the filter to english only years ago and never changed it back cause I did find that once I allowed all languages. I know mushihimesama was on 360 but were there any other famous titles on ps1/ps2? I know of ikaruga on gc of course.
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>>736836078
>Images you can hear
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>>736836078
I stopped on the final stage of flying shark for some reason. I should actually clear that but I'm not crazy about shmups made before 1994. Maybe some day.
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>>736835867
Wait this is sick
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>>736836003
yeah man I know.
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>>736835867
This doesn't look fun. Rythm games are on another level, way past shmups.
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>>736836181
Looks different and a little interesting to me. I don't see why you fags are so negative to literally everything else.
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>try to 1cc doj
>play blind for like 10 hours or something, feel stuck
>look up a video, simple 1cc clear tutorial, try it out
>end up just replaying stages 1 and 2 over and over again, usually just failing the routing at some point
>sometimes get to stage 3 or 4 but have way less practice with them
>save stating later stages loses its value since I will eventually revert to just focusing too hard on the first few
>eventually snap out it after I never notice myself getting better and just stop
for context I 1cc'd the original ddp by myself with zero outside help in a much shorter time frame
I think it's just that much of an easier game and any harder game I just hit a brick wall and can't play it because I'm retarded
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>>736836220
Nta I could understand taiko or something but this literally looks like something a robot would do
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>>736836253
>Nta
lol
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>>736836220
Shitposters gonna shitpost
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>>736836220
I was being as nice as I possibly could about it too. It looks tiring. Annoying. Fucking gay. The song wasn't even that good or audible most of the time.

What is not cool about flying a jet straight into the enemy base and killing the aLiEn MoTHeR all by yourself? Actually controlling the dam thing is so simple by comparison. Seriously what is that keyboard shit? I can respect the bongos or the drum ones but nah keyboard rythmm games have always been sub par poor kid garbage.
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>>736836181
>>736836374
it's the same brand of autism as >>736829672
you got filtered tranny
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>>736836252
DOJ was the first game where I felt like it was impossible and then like a couple days later I got through stage 3 without any mess ups and I was like "oh i can actually learn this". It is a very heavy routing game though. Doing that helped me a lot in games after when I felt discouraged. I don't know why CAVE games are like this specifically but they have like this element for me where they chip at your morale, but it feels super satisfying to push past it. It's like the laws of attraction, the confidence you can do something makes success more likely.
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>>736836374
Why do you need pretty graphics, an alien ship or some weird ass controller? That's not very pure of you.
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>>736826451
Who's she? She's cute
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>>736836451
adhd + autism
it's a requirement for shmup players
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Shmupfags be like
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>>736836631
geg
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>>736836631
Me when I clear a stage and half naked anime girls flash on the screen
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>>736836114
Gradius V on PS2 is popular for a reason. Other PS2 shmups I like are way more obscure, like Shikigami no Shiro.
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>>736826613
/thread
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>>736836767
Perfect for /v/ then
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>>736836794
What do you mean, half the thread has a full time job - >>736829960
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>>736836836
This whole thread is unemployment behavior
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>>736836836
He should quit his job
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>>736836078
Batsugun. Boomer shmups are a big blind spot for me. I'm gonna start playing Gradius soon though
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>>736836836
What a nonce
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>>736836631
Shmups live rent free in this slavs head
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>>736837004
Yeah he looks like he plays shmups alright
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>>736836631
me when i boot up a shmup and reload my 100 savestates 30 times for a true legit 1cc
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>Using savestates to practice
Didn't beat the game.
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>>736836473
the first boss from Dodonpachi Resurrection
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>Didn't play on a Japanese cab
Didn't beat the game.
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>>736829672
>you can't really enjoy something if there isn't struggle as a counterbalance
where's the struggle in jorkin it
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I don't understand why people think beating these cool ass games is impossible. Literally just find one you think is neat and learn it. There's always one person in a perpetual state of disbelief that it can be done. I don't think it's that big a deal. Am I crazy?
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>>736837249
You've never edged before?
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>>736837334
Here you go again, lying out of your ass and twisting what's being said the same exact way to make shitty bait. It's like a broken record.
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>>736837334
kill yourself already
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>>736837374
How am I lying? I genuinely don't understand.
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>>736837249
He has ED and like 3 other illnesses. Shmups are easy enough where he feels like he can achieve something
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>>736829672
this nigga is right, games should be challenging, just like anything in a life worth living. God bless.
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>>736837334
These games are boring. It must be hard to have room temperature IQ
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>>736837334
this u >>736836631
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One thing I love about this genre is how easy it is to pirate.
>open up a shump video of your choosing on the difficulty of your choosing
>use your mouse to dodge the bullets
So EZ
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>Didn't beat the year it was released
Didn't beat the game.
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>>736837481
I don't know man, clearing ketsui was the biggest rush I have ever felt in my entire life and that was just that 1-all. It hits different depending on the game. Like mushi original I just find frustrating, it's like that game exists to torture me, I feel fucking pissed every time I clear that game and I've done it 12 times now, it even ate the replay for my pb just to torture me. DOJ is like this roller coaster, I didn't feel super excited beating it but just learning the game is fascinating, espgaluda is kinda like a babbified DOJ but I like the final boss a lot, gunbird 2 in general makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside because that game is just so damn fun, etc.
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I always thought 1 cc meant no power ups. Not not dying. I feel like my way is more impressive
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I would have less grievance with contemporary release if some of them didn't lock you out of the good/true ending for not being autistic enough to do >>736837076 on higher difficulties
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>>736837730
Fuck off nigger, shmups would be an infinitely better place if they forced you to 1cc just to beat the game at all, not just for TLB / loop 2
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>>736837786
Shmups would be better if they didn't exist
No one played that shit in arcades and it took up space
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>>736836662
What are some games that do this?
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>>736837665
Its not about being impressive. Its about being fun
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>>736837180
Danke
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>>736837813
Real. Western arcades knew no one's waiting for the turboautist to finish their 40 minute 2-ALL attempt
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>>736837863
dodonpachi
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>>736837334
There's no such thing as hard PVE video games. You just learn the correct inputs through trial and error.
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>>736837863
Caladrius and Ibara are some cool ones. It's not exactly rare though.
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>>736837902
or they want you to crowd around them like zoomers watching a stream irl
in which case you're a cuck
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>>736837813
Can we agree that slavs aren't white also
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>>736837334
the average person isn't autistic enough to play the same game for 200 hours just so they can beat a 5 minute stage
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>>736835002
He's just a bargain bin aquajeet knockoff
>/v/ bad
>RPG bad
>discord good
>shmup good
over and over and over
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>>736837813
Galaga is THE arcade machine faggot
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>>736837979
Generally hard 1ccs take me 20-30 hours. Not all shmups are hard. Gunbird 2 I beat in around 6 hours, espgaluda I beat in 4 hours, dragon blaze took 8 hours. Just 1-alls though, and now I'm adding some scoring so I can spend a bit more time with the games. I reckon with 200 hours you could take a serious swing at like mushi ultra or something.
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>>736838098
imagine being 65 and still trying to impress autists on 4chan
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>>736837730
I play these games on arcade. Occasionally I will play the first two stages on the hardest difficulty until I use a continue. Any of the crazy shit I'll just watch Jaimers clear it.
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>>736834779
Touhou threads never discuss gameplay because the fandom is 99% secondaries. It’s just imagedumping and larping. Good riddance.
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>>736838134
non-autistic people understand what hyperbole is
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>>736838149
nta but I played an insane amount of galaga, and I've played it on actual cabinets too. I like it more than space invaders honestly, that game gives me a headache.
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>>736838201
FUCK you retard
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>>736838201
Gameplay touhou threads get deleted b/c of a tranny mod
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>>736838202
20 hours is a lot shorter than 200 hours and, generally, games that are hard have super sick gameplay and presentation to keep you hooked. Who could get bored of this?
https://youtu.be/uWnp2DS-IEU
Not me
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>>736836413
I specifically like touhuo because I will get to a point where I think I can't possibly keep dodging these bullets and then I do. The feeling is exquisite. Good music too. All my favorite shmups have killer soundtracks.
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>>736838247
I notice you didn’t deny the claim.
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>>736838226
Everything makes you sick apparently. Glad to know shmups are easy enough for you to feel something. The rest of us will go back to RPGs.
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>>736838267
I believe this because they've done similiar things to me.
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>>736838247
IN Extra scoring is cool
https://youtu.be/fJ4boF9XRc4?t=156
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>>736838306
A long time ago I played touhou a fair bit, probably the only reason shmups are in my sphere of awareness is because I downloaded the pastebin that used to float around here ages ago, and I cleared a few games on hard, but this was before I was really thinking about shmups right and I stopped playing them for a long time. I still think they are neat, especially the gimmicky ones like GFW, but grazing games are just not for me any more. I've been enjoying aggressive stuff a lot more, and I like games where you get slapped for trying to thread the needle. I guess it comes down to personal taste.
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>>736838226
I never played it a lot but it was always my favorite when I had the chance. Those old xmen and tmnt beat em up games were kino too. The ones I really put time into was the shooting stuff.
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>>736838562
I also played pacman a lot, when I was a kid a friend of the family let us stay at their beach house during the summer and they had a big ass pacman cocktail cab. I feel that style of cab is totally forgotten and it used to be a big thing.
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>>736838416
now this looks like it took 200 hours
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>>736830160
>the scoring autism
That's what I have. I've got very few 1CCs under my belt and prefer to just see how high of a score I can churn out. For fun. That's how I have my fun in shmups/ puzzle games.
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>>736826613
But I have a high paying job, a girlfriend and I spend a significant amount of my free time trying to 1CC Shmups and arcade games. The latest being neon Inferno
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>>736837664
You have a specific form of autism that makes shmups fun and satisfying for you.
Lots of people do not feel that way. Many of them don’t get enjoyment from improving at video games at all, others get enjoyment from improving at different genres that tickle their specific autism.
Personally, I think shmups are okay but I don’t find them that compelling. I’d rather grind RTS games or play RE4 for the hundredth time.
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>>736835002
The Onimai anon is an avatarfaggot. But beyond that, I personally think he has some good takes sometimes. However he has been exposed on multiple occasions as not being as good as he claims to be. Not only that but he also has an extremely toxic attitude toward others due to his inflated sense of ego and lack of skill. He hasn't posted a single clear, is first to deflect at any challenge or invitation to fight and always changes usernames on fightcade
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>>736839247
This schizo is right. See her last attempt to troll >>736837334
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>>736835741
shitter broke on day 1
they were confirmed poop socking it
probably shitshorting it with dipes, too
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>>736839298
for all his """history""" with arcades he posts like a 13 year old
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>>736839283
I've played tons of genres, this just happens to be the current spot on the road where I'm at. Would you believe me if I said I played mega man X for about 200 hours or so? Like I could play other games like this, but playing shmups feels like a saner middle ground than speedrunning. I feel /v/ is doing stuff I did like 20 years ago all the time. In 20 years they'll be playing shmups.
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>>736829802
Thank god I'm aging but not actually "getting old" like this
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>>736839470
>In 20 years they'll be playing shmups.
Lol
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>>736839470
Do you have this shitty toxic attitude with every single community you permeate? I can't imagine you meshing well with anyone except middle schoolers you're trying to groom.
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>>736839495
I don't know man, I can't just play the same stuff forever, I'm always trying to go forward. I like to grow. Stuff I can replay and get better at has a big value for me.
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>>736839562
duh, why do you think he changes genres so often
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>>736826451
I 1cc'd Touhou 11 Subterranean Animism on Lunatic with Reimu A, thats my peak and I'm PROUD of it.
I 1cc'd some other 2hu games on lunatic too (PCB, WBaWC, UM) and I got a decent bit towards a 1CC of IN too but haven't gone back to it yet, I really liked that game but the urge to 1CC needs to return to me.
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>>736839616
u dropped this king
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>>736839470
Have you updated your favorite game list recently? Whenever you do I'd like to hear reasons on removals and additions
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>>736839562
lol seriously. one minor disagreement and he posts shit like >>736837334
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>>736839470
And like I said you need to have a very specific form of autism to enjoy shmups and speedrunning.
Most people do not have that
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>>736839659
Don't samefag
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>>736839690
yep it's called being trans
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Fact: Console original titles were better than most arcade.
>Games were developed to be fun first
>Longer development time mean proper play testing, and actual game balancing
>No autism required, you can usually 1CC after some hours of practising
>Doesn't lock content from you for playing on Easy. Some do, but most don't.
>Your favourite game won't get talked about by Mork because it's not autistic enough for him.
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>>736839690
To be fair I don't think people even try, a lot of /v/ strikes me as people who get mad easily especially at failure
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>>736839718
Truthnuke
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>>736839718
>>736839760
shitters coping
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>>736839659
I update the 3x3 all the time, I feel my biggest gains from playing this genre more are discovering ketsui and gunbird 2, they really floored me. I honestly really hate the 10x10 because people always play the laziest games on it, I don't know if/when I'll make that again.
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i love shmup discord schizo threads
especially when they piss off the avatarfag
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>>736839732
trvke
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>>736839732
>No autism required, you can usually 1CC after some hours of practising
>Doesn't lock content from you for playing on Easy. Some do, but most don't.
These are cons.
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>>736839732
Post your hard mode einhander 1cc
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>>736839483
Thank god we can keep living in our mom's basement am I right
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>>736839718
yoo
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>>736839575
>I don't know man, I can't just play the same stuff forever
That at least is a feeling I can understand. This medium has too much to see and too much history to artificially limit yourself to genres someone finds comfortable.
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>>736839852
If you can't figure out how to make survival money with minimum effort you are a normalnigger pseud and you deserve to be treated like wagecattle
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>>736839690
Man I don't know, I think it's okay to bug the people playing stuff like crimson desert a bit, or casually playing their childhood games on a loop. You can try a little harder. I don't feel bad about that. Me stating my honest opinion about things is nowhere as bad as the people camping in these threads and trolling all day.
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>>736839956
>everyone must make survival money like me
Try harder
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>>736839754
>To be fair I don't think people even try, a lot of /v/ strikes me as people who get mad easily especially at failure
While I don't entirely disagree I don't really think its fear of failure that keeps people away. I think its just a simple lack of interest. You're just not going to find a lot of people who think grinding a single player game for an extended period of time in order to get really good at it to be fun.
Generally, people who want to grind one game want to grind either a PvP game or a PvE game with progression systems built in
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>>736840023
The progressions systems are a safety net to mitigate fear of failure.
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>>736840023
dude people have lives where they'd rather try harder in their jobs and have families to take care of. """getting better""" to impress niggers online in dead games is the last thing they care about
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>>736839809
That makes sense, I appreciate the current 10x10 nevertheless.
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>>736839990
>Try harder
Post nose
>>736840023
>progression systems built in
Copium for shiiters
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>>736840076
This
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>>736840076
>I spend 10 hours a day crying about people playing shmups because I'm competitive at my job and have kids to raise
Big doubt
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>>736826451
1ccs are more like learning a piece of music.
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>>736840172
>everyone i hate is the one schizo living rent free 24/7 in my head
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>>736840203
It's the same stuff over and over, let's not get it twisted
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>>736839960
>I think it's okay to bug the people playing stuff like crimson desert a bit
This is true to a point. The open world slop trough has been an epidemic for years at this point but I also don't think there's anything wrong with indulging in it occasionally.
>or casually playing their childhood games on a loop
I honestly wonder how many people are actually doing this. Sure I see the same jerk off threads for the same 15 games over and over again but whenever I actually go into an emulation or retro game thread most of the time its people discussing how they're playing games they hadn't played before, instead of replaying old favorites.
I myself have been using pic related as a sort of guidepost for my game choices over the last few months and its worked out so far.
>Me stating my honest opinion about things is nowhere as bad as the people camping in these threads and trolling all day.
I agree. But you've also intentionally made yourself the nail that sticks up on a mongolian basket weaving forum and that's inevitably going to cause blowback.
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>>736840189
Shmups are much simpler tha that. You don't have lives and bombs to fall back on when you mess up playing a song.
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>>736840218
keep up the cope it's kinda funny
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Anon is so busy complaining in these threads and playing goyslop, that his sons gunna grow up to be a shmupper.
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>>736840268
so unfortunate. i won't expose my son to them, but it's not like that's hard to do.
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>>736840067
>>736840080
True, but I understand the inherent appeal of "play game, get stronger"
Its simplistic power fantasy but there's nothing wrong with that *as long as* you don't become a mindless loot treadmill drone because of it.
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Tell me more about this game. Is it gud?
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>>736840336
>>736830749
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>>736840080
Trying too hard now
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>>736840351
So no, thanks
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>>736840232
Forgot my image lol
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>>736840351
is this a pasta
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>>736840336
yea, it's good as babby's first 1cc
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>>736840076
I have a job and family? This isn't to impress people its for self satisfaction of beating a formally unconquerable goal. The true red pill is finding out a 1cc doesn't even take that long.
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>>736840232
>But you've also intentionally made yourself the nail that sticks up on a mongolian basket weaving forum and that's inevitably going to cause blowback.
It's fine, if you're afraid of stuff like that you're never gunna get to be yourself and everything is just gunna be super boring.
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>>736826451
Ive done a bunch. If i really like a game, i just keep playing it.
It's really not hard to understand.
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>>736840449
>self satisfaction of beating a formally unconquerable goal
That's the feeling you get when you get promoted. You even get more money too. You should try it sometime.
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>>736840449
shmupfags are NEETs i forgot
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>>736840504
>That's the feeling you get when you get promoted
Man you have never been in a corporate environment.
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>>736840504
switching jobs for a huge TC bump is the best feeling desu
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>>736840449
>The true red pill is finding out a 1cc doesn't even take that long.
Deep down shitters think they are such shitters that its impossible to get 1cc for them, or if it is possible they think it will take thousands of hours
Shitters have an entirely different psychology completely disconnected from reality. If you're a shitter you have no internal locus of control, you are a goycattle slave meant to be corralled. Shitters operate under the assumption that they have no free will, that the world is a chaotic place of outside forces and other people's wills that entirely remove all levers of control from the shitter's life.
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zero 1ccs posted except for >>736830749 so far btw
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>>736840530
I know you haven't, keep larping though.

>>736840575
Upleveling too.
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>>736840452
>It's fine, if you're afraid of stuff like that you're never gunna get to be yourself and everything is just gunna be super boring.
It has nothing to do with "bein urself" and everything to do with avatarfagging being antithetical to this website.
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>>736830749
>OnimaiHater420
lol
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>if you don't play niche japanese arcade games the troons start talking like Sephiroth
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>>736840504
>78 IQ unemployed gatcha shitter
>gets his perception of worklife from doomscrolling sigma grindset instagram memes posted in hindi
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>>736840658
His attitude is pretty terrible too let's be fair. No way he can stay in any community for long.
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>>736840717
Is this you projecting, Rajesh?
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why are shmupniggers so afraid of money
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>>736840626
>I know you haven't, keep larping though
1) You don't get promoted if you have kids, they want people available 24/7
2) Getting promoted means heaps more liability and eating shit while being a retarded yes-man, it has nothing to do with being competent or competitive
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>>736840783
Most people in senior management and director roles have kids. Any half-decent company forces you to deliver, upskill and meet those expectations, not just be a yes man. Try again.
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>>736840504
Those things aren't mutually exclusive. Also this is in its ideal form a site for video game enthusiast
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>>736840782
It gets in the way of their start from stage 1 practice sessions
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>>736840782
Money is a corruptor, you can't poison me
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>>736840883
Enjoy never beating the game
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>>736840849
>Most people in senior management and director roles have kids
No dude, no one in a management role has young kids. Not a single person in a position of responsibility is raising a toddler on the side.
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>>736840928
Lol, this is less than a quarter of my sign-on bonus at my new job last year.

>>736840936
Confirmed never worked in their life.
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>>736840936
Plenty of people managers have young kids. Most of them are in their early 30s. The fuck are you talking about?
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>>736840928
I think collectors are mostly vile, the exceptions are guys like this
https://jammarcade.net/dodonpachi-daioujou-pcb-repair/
This dude is a literal real life super hero. Unfortunately most collectors seem to not know what they're doing, or at least the ones here dont and have nothing interesting to say, and just want to look at their collection on a shelf or whatever. I have genuine fear that people on 4chan own expensive pcbs, it's only a matter of time before an anon loses it in a fire or destroys it with a hammer for attention when they realize their investment was poor.
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>>736841084
You could've said that without the gay attention seeking image so I will just call you a nigger and move on
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>>736841135
Kek
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>>736841135
Owning expensive hardware is a serious responsibility, it's not something you just buy to have for bragging rights. Only an insanely irresponsible retard would do that.
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>>736840928
>arcade machines cost thousands of euros
Damn if only there was another way to play the greatest arcade hits at home.
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>>736841359
That's not even the cabinet, just the circuit board.
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>Emulator and keyboard trash
Didn't beat the game.
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>avatar or signature use
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>>736826451
You can't play these games or react to anything. It's just learn a choreography. It's not even real gameplay.
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>>736841384
That’s the most expensive part. The rest is a non-issue.
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>>736841472
How much does a candy cab go for these days?
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>>736841484
Plywood costs nothing. I grabbed a CRT last year for 50€ and you can still get large widescreens for 150€ max. Use arcade controller of your choice, Saturn ones cost close to nothing.
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>>736841547
Arcade cabinets do not use ordinary crts
>Use arcade controller of your choice, Saturn ones cost close to nothing.
Now I know you're retarded
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>Making your own cab
Didn't beat the game.
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>>736840782
because 100 yen is all they need
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>>736841232
>Only an insanely irresponsible retard would do that.
Maybe I should sell my BTC for an arcade machine
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>>736826451
>1CC
arcade games are fast phase, so you can beat an arcade game before you even finish the tutorial phase on modern console games
the real autism comes on speed running and "platiniuming" game
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Arcade games are the best video games and nothing else comes close.
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>>736826451
They enjoy gameplay.
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>>736826451
1CCing many arcade games takes less time than completing a modern game. Lots of games you can clear in a few days or a week of steady practice. I'd say 50-100 hours is pretty common. Plus with arcade games, you can pick it up and play for 15-30 minutes and feel satisfied doing a run or two. It's actually better sometimes for people without autism, because they're games you can play while life is busy and still make progress. No hour long cutscenes or collecting or fetch quests, they get straight to the point.
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>>736842053
>the real autism comes on speed running
Speedrunning was a better scene where people taught others to beat games faster to reduce the bill at a game cafe
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>>736842714
>>736842761
>>736842847
All me
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>>736842892
That time was rife with cheating. Just like the shmup scene has always been.
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>>736842895
Liar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H344AksEOGA
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>>736826451
didnt this get delisted from the Switch? Or am i mistaken?
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Just played some Donpachi. Why does it take until the stage 3 boss for the game to start?
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>>736826451
So what do anons think of DFK getting another release? I think it's cool how Cave is doing something besides mobile games again.
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>>736826451
Simulates the pleasure of winning a fight. It's like boxing but with less brain damage. Doesn't work unless the difficulty is extreme.
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>>736826451
I wanted to become a superplapper to impress my /v/hufriends, that's how I got my first 1cc
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Any beginner shmups I should know about it?
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>>736826451
Doesn't take much skill, just practice lol, if it mystifies you you're probably in the two digit IQ bracket lmfao
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>>736847695
Espgaluda.
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>>736845884
Was it worth it?
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Why isn’t the avatarfag banned yet? Do your fucking jobs.
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>>736842934
Who the hell would ever cheat on metal slug though?
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>>736836631
real
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>>736849957
Mork did?
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>>736849804
Because he plays.
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It's trannies. Whenever you see someone autistically obsessive about something completely pointless, it's always a tranny.
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>>736844384
I remember reading somewhere that CAVE designs their stage 3s to push casuals off the cabinet. They just got better at making earlier stages later on I guess.
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>>736829672
/thread
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>>736852631
What about people who obsess over trannies? Are they, too, trannies?
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>>736849365
fraid not
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>>736852723
Pointing out that trannies exist isn't obsessive or autistic. If you're walking down the street with someone and say: "There's dog shit here, careful not to step on it", are you obsessed about dog shit?
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Jai "touhouisharder" mers
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>>736852997
>every waking moment I'm crying about trannies
>I cannot go a single day without mentioning trannies at least 10 times
>I'm not trans though. Playing video games? Now that's trans.
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There was a game called refrain prism memories, I like the game but the gsm gets no discussion or guides because it's so niche so I never found out how to get the best endings and not be shit at the penultimate level. Good soundtrack tho
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>>736826451
The density of gameplay is exhilarating. A shmup player is more active during a 30 minute run than a normie experiences through an entire AAA slop (one whole slop).
>>736852997
>Can't go outside what if I see a gay
You guys seem easily triggered. Kind of snowflakish & cucked desu.
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>>736853441
>>736853134
dial 8
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>>736853502
Keep that on /fgg/ homie
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>>736852684
Psikyo really was the true hero of STG. I was too blind by the waifus in those damn bullet hell to ever notice it.
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>>736853690
Psyiko also has anime sluts
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>>736852684
if the shmup your playing doesn't wall you with the stage 4 miniboss / difficulty spike it's not a good shmup. Most of what I've played the first 3 stages are a warmup.
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>>736853007
Does he post here or 2ch?
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Basically, 1cc is the only way to play shmups in a way where they actually resemble an actual game instead of the coin muncher (gachashit of their era) that they truly always were. Quite often these games are just meant to be coin fed until you win, although that isn't always true. Games like R-Type have absolutely brutal checkpoints. This is to encourage you to start the grind from the beginning instead, wasting even more money.
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>>736853815
I don't disagree, but there's a fine line between not wanting to worry about getting dinged in the early stages, and the early stages being boring. Having a fun scoring system kinda evens it out a bit.
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>No plays
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Does Mork even care about shmups anymore? Seems like all he does is make long winded bitchouts about mainstream games.
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>>736854001
Yeah he still does shmup slam. He needs to feed his kid so he does clickbait videos on retard games now.
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>>736854001
Mork doesn't play any shumps
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>>736853920
I'm just making an observation. It is boring. Early stages are usually carried by the music for me, but now that I think about it some of these games I'd prefer a save state. Once I can reliably hit Stage 4 and only die once it gets incredibly repetitive.

I love the genre, heard about it randomly on youtube in 2004 and didn't know that type of shit could exist. It's one of my favorite things to come out of japan. I even stumbled on Ja*mers channel when I needed help with a certain game and ended up watching like 100+ hours of his gameplay/commentary on the games when I got bored.
That said, I have trouble playing these games for longer than a few hours. 30 minutes can feel like 3 hours. It's a very intense and draining genre.
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>>736854370
It's kinda weird, if the opening stages are really good I generally don't get nervous on runs towards the end, but if they kinda suck I get panicky as fuck in later stages. It's like psychological warfare.
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>>736831470
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>>736829802
If you want slop that requires zero effort just watch a movie, there's an entire medium for people like you.
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>>736829802
Fucking retard lmao
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>Like Marisa better than Reimu
>Can't play her because she can't sit in the corner white knuckling the shift button and clear everything with auto aim.
How do I cope?
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>>736853884
Games bother to have things like screen clearing bombs, extra life items and an easy and hard version of a stage. They're trying to be hard as fuck, but only because they expect some people to get good enough at the game to beat it without dying.
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>>736855035
There is no cope. You get into NTR and let another man pilot your magical girl or you get in there and do it yourself.
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>>736855035
>gayest character uses a straight shot
This makes ZERO sense
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>>736844796
It's nice that they're making a game I give a shit about again. I already have a home port of DFK so this isn't very appealing, but it's a lot better than a mobile gacha.
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>bomb too early
feels bad
>don't bomb and lose a life AND 4 bombs
feels real bad
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>>736830749
based spiteanon
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>>736855035
She's good in some games but pretty bad in others. Though she's not my absolute favorite character of the cast, I like playing Youmu the most. Unfortunately her charge style is only in two games I think, the pretty boring TD and the fairly solid WBAWC, but her team in IN is fun because it requires a bit of actual engagement which I can't entirely say for Boundary Team. This is all to say that I guess I do use Marisa the least but she could be considered a hard mode in many cases.
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>>736855451
Why do so many anons have espgaluda clears, why is it always the genderbending game? I feel like 4chan is trying to tell me something.
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>>736855230
Just use the bomb. Unless you're aiming for a specific skill ranking or score play, you're just handicapping yourself by not cheesing your way to that 1CC with bombs.
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>>736855590
but anon, it's an easy dodge. I've made it before. There's no reason to bomb, I got th-
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>2hu troons found the thread
Time to leave I guess. It was nice while it lasted.
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>>736836631
this is actually, unironically, legitimately me when i look at awesome colorful shmup lasers and explosions
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>>736855847
They're discussing games, stop trying to pit people against each other. Also the thread is very nearly at bump limit anyways, unsurprisingly.
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>>736855847
I'll give them a pass if only due to the fact actual Touhou gameplay threads get instantly nuked
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>>736855925
I need to play under defeat badly
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>>736835867
I've never played the game, but high level rhythm autism can be fun to watch sometimes
https://youtu.be/kTwAMfwvnz0?si=gHPiSUv8A6pvy9Ve&t=101
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>>736855541
Easiest CAVE 1cc.
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>>736856131
Deathsmiles 1 and 2 is easier. Mushi original is easier. Akai Katana is easier. I dunno man, seems deliberate.
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>>736855541
I'll ignore the /pol/ brainrot. Espgaluda is one of CAVE's easiest games, so people will clear it a lot quicker than like Ketsui, where they're likely to get mad and quit.
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>>736855035
Marisa is the strongest character in every single official game she's shown up into.
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Speaking of rhythm games I've seen some really incredible plays and I wonder how that type of finger movement is even possible. Some charts are deliberately designed to tire you out, so I don't really do anything beyond 4K Hard with decent accuracy. That seems to be the cap for a lot of people, but the insane go to the top. I can at least see how one improves at a shmup enough to 1cc it as I have. I guess arcade rhythm games are ironically easier to comprehend because they usually rely on a gimmicky control scheme for their difficulty on top of fairly hard charts.
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>>736856434
>I guess arcade rhythm games are ironically easier to comprehend because they usually rely on a gimmicky control scheme for their difficulty on top of fairly hard charts.
What games are you talking about? the control schemes are a meme, you can always learn them in 5 minutes. Just copyfag the good players. Rhythm games are all about reading charts, being able to look at a chart and know where to put your hands is the entire game (except for ones like taiko and ddr that test stamina as well)
the high level charts, even watching in slow motion it might be unclear to an intermediate player exactly how to hit the notes in time
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>>736856262
>Deathsmiles 1 and 2
>Akai Katana
Horizontal isn't the same genre.
>Mushi original
Nobody's going to be impressed by a Normal mode clear.

Espgaluda is single loop, generous with bombs, and easy to emulate. Obviously it's going to get a lot of 1ccs.
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>>736840709
>jrpgs
>indolent, lazy, western coded, Japanese painted as bad guys
>shmups
>patriotic, hard, eastern coded, Japanese painted as heroes
Dang...
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>>736849265
PS2 fine?
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>>736856131
Deathsmiles is definitely easier if you're going for the easiest clear, and by a pretty considerable margin. Same for DFK 1.5.

>>736856262
Horizontal is just way less popular aside from stuff like Gradius. Mushihimesama is pretty damn on par with Espgaluda 1 imo in terms of difficulty, but I feel like the gameplay is simply too straight-forward for most.

>>736856289
Forgot your onii-chan is done for avatar, tranny faggot.
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>>736856962
There is never going to be a scenario where an old console port is going to be superior to just emulating the arcade game
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>>736857023
>Forgot your onii-chan is done for avatar, tranny faggot
The irony of this post is that he is replying to me.
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>>736856918
>Japanese painted as heroes
Most shmups are cuck shit like 1942, Donpachi, Sonic Wings etc
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>>736834779
hey, they brought this on themselves, shouldn't have become a circlejerk in the first place
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>>736855541
It's easy to emulate on MAME even though Mushihimesama has a Steam release and so does DFK plus another coming at some point
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>>736857069
My bad. I can see I misunderstood in retrospect.
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>>736857074
Arguahly the best ship in strikers 1945 2 is a ww2 Japanese warplane, it's the plane equivalent to making an fps where you can play as axis powers, it's pretty nuts when you think about it by today's standards
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>>736857074
>Donpachi
QRD?
>Sonic Wings
idk man they made the ninja pilot pretty fucking cool. 1942 legit makes me kind of sad though, yeah.
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>>736857285
The whole theme of Donpachi is America coded, the commander has an American accent, the story is about revolution etc

1942 is cucky on it's surface but it's made by Capcom. They have always straddled the line between worshipping the west and mocking it completely. Think Dead Rising, Final Fight Streetwise, Bionic Commando
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>>736826451
>How do people have the motivation to 1CC arcade games? Is it the power of autism?
1cc isn't even that hard in a lot of games when compared with truly hard achievments.
Sure, you'll have to play a 30-minute game for 50 fucking hours, but if you compare that to a traditional game like backgammon, chess, or poker, for example, what's 50 hours of practice? It's fucking nothing.
How long would it take you to become competent at a respectable level in those games? 500 hours? 5,000 hours?
The idea behind 1cc is basically to pick a game you find fun and practice for a few dozen hours until you can finish it without using continues. It’s just a tiny fraction of the time you need to master many other games anyway....
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>>736857435
I thought donpachi was about how America is fucked up
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>>736831470
>I've proven what I needed to. You suck, these games suck, and your shit's all retarded
You're the most unlikeable retard I've ever seen post anywhere on the internet.
Anyone can master something they don’t like, you fucking retarded. Do you have any life experience? Have you never heard of a case where someone is forced to play the piano their whole youth, only to confess in their early twenties that they feel miserable playing the piano even though they have a huge mastery of the instrument?
Does that prove that piano sucks?
Holy shit...
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>>736857849
shmupsissy mad
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>schmups
Stupid fucking name for stupid fucking games.
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>>736857797
It could be, my interpretation was dodonpachi and the ones after were anti-america because it's about overthrowing the overthrowers, but the original donpachi is about overthrowing the unjust king and everyone speaks american
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>>736858168
>played the sissy game
>didn't play a manly game for manly men like ketsui
Sissy detected
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>>736858403
they're all sissy games, lad
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>>736858416
I just know this is the new deathsmiles port, why the fuck did they bind start to the 1 key
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>>736857023
>Forgot your onii-chan is done for avatar, tranny faggot.
This sentence is incoherent. Did you often receive failing grades on writing assignments?
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>>736858501
Wrong, there's actually a chart for this
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>>736858168
I hardly ever play shooters, my autism is all about train games.
I was just outraged that someone could have so little life experience that he as never heard of a single person who was forced to master a skill they don't like, to the point of thinking that if he 1CC a shooter, he can suddenly claim the entire genre is shit (especially when the guy posted his favorite games and included trash for retarded normalfags like "Shovel Knight" and a lot of other mainstream garbage)
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>>736858556
Incorrect, yer just retarded.
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>>736834715
lmao, Gradius was designed for arcades, dude.
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>>736858516
Seems that someone on dev staff played whole thing on mame.
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>>736858592
It's just espgaloody, I wouldn't get too worked up about it lol. There are way more cursed vids. Look at this one
https://youtu.be/rZUJJL6PdgE
3 whole months for a survival clear and a mental breakdown. Shmups are a magical genre.
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>>736858582
Touhou is not a lesbian game
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>>736858582
>lesbian
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lesbian
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>>736859530
ZUN made that chart actually
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>>736858592
>trash for retarded normalfags like "Shovel Knight" and a lot of other mainstream garbage
You are not fooling anyone here onimaifag
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>>736859815
Not me, shovel knight is like the only good game on there
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Every shmup thread
>avatartranny posts some shit take
>newfags call him retarded
>same other schizos call them retarded
>baits the newfags and plays the victim while circlejerking each other until bump limit
Nice general niggers, try discord and twitter next time
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>>736859763
He literally said the exact fucking opposite of that.
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>>736859910
Cope
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>>736859876
I see people actually discussing games, mostly
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>>736856818
I think arcade clears are pretty impressive. it takes more than 1 session to do.
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>>736826696
yes the ends of shoot em up final bosses are always like this lol it's so cool to watch people succeed at them because it's even a big deal for the superplayer
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>>736859954
I don't have the screenshot of it but I'm pretty sure he confirmed that.
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>>736860115
You are falling for bait
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>>736859876
This genre is a schizo magnet and they will reply to themselves endlessly
Disengage and report
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>>736837665
in some games that's probably impossible because you need to deal more damage to meet break points
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>>736860053
NTA but it's all relative, of course clearing is an accomplishment. Even easy shmups are relatively hard compared to most other games. There's a lot of variety and a dense spectrum of challenge.
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>>736860223
These posts are always funny to me because you can tell someone who made 15 bait threads with 7 replies is making them, and is seething they aren't getting attention.
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>>736837665
1cc means one credit clear
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I finally did it. Fuck >>736280249 for doubting me. I know you're here.
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>>736837665
It's short for "1 credit clear" as in "beat the game without pumping quarters into the arcade machine."
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>>736860223
you dumb steamcuck this is a port the game has been out for almost 20 years
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>>736860315
Go raid some other forum shartyfag
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>>736860416
Gratz, post replay!!!
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like 3 months ago i 1ccd DDP DFK black label (no TLB), took me almost 6 months with breaks

its just to hard and tim consuming because i want to play other games
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>>736860463
Not posting it, I savestated most of it
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>>736860463
I only have a screenshot
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>>736860115
why are anime girls so based?
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>>736860223
>dfk port had a 300+ peak
damn that's kinda crazy. most of the shmups I play on Steam have been around the tens or twenties.
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>>736829672
Sex with Hachikuji.
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>>736860609
> I savestated most of it

so you didn't really beat it? ok retard
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>>736860223
>>736860442
Heh, this is pretty hilarious.

>>736860715
Obviously any new game will peak like that. Are you sure you aren't a larping 15 year old tranny?
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>shmup threads are just raids and shitposting, unlike me, a steamchart poster
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>>736860715
>new game have high peak
Retard
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where has this talking point come from that shmup players are trannies? i keep seeing it

most shmup players are 30+ boomers
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>>736860862
These threads are rife with samefagging and the same exact thing for years. Give it a rest.
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They like the game enough to prioritize it over other games?
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>>736860885
gee where's the daily silksong bump limit thread

oh the don't have 2 unemployed schizos talking to themselves all day
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>>736860885
DFK was not even remotely new when it was ported to Steam you retarded tranny. The post was also specifically comparing it to the peak of other shmups, which was when they were new.
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>>736860941
Based upon my observations, this is projection. Like that guy that had a mental breakdown the other day and spammed fallout screenshots for like 2 solid hours. I think a lot of threads on /v/ are just jaded schizos talking to themselves in dead ritual threads.
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>>736860889
It's a unique form of shitter copium.
>heh good at games? must be traaaaaaaaans XD
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Gradius V is really hard.
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>>736860941
based upon my observations, this is 100% true. trannies will be trannies.
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>>736861041
nah. The anti-schizos are real. Genuine self arguments are pretty rare.
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Mission accomplished, see you next thread!



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