I LIKE ZELDA
>>736837430god i wish midna would fart down my throat
swords
feet
>>736837497Most people do
>>736837542Would sex with her hurt?
>>736837592The only answer is to find out. It will be my burden to take up. Will report back with results if I survive.
>>736837592Go fuck your silverware drawer and you'll have your answer
I HATE ZELDA
>>736837714My spoons are covered in semen.Now I have to do the dishes.This is your fault.
>>736837714That felt pretty good
>>736837719kek
>>736837534Why that specifically? Wouldn't it be more enjoyable to kiss her and cuddle and possibly make love?
Marin is mine.
Let this shitposting hub die
She looks like Taylor Swift
>>736837969No
Sigh, the fact this thread didn't immediately die proves everyone who posts in the zelda girls thread is a shitposter. Including me, apparently.
>>736837542And I honestly thought the Fi posters weren't shiposters. silly me. Need to revise the list.
>>736837719Kek!
Midna has better tits than Malon
>>736838037Should I just start reporting these threads?
>>736838220If you want everyone to hate you, sure
>>736838239I don't attention whore like malonfag so who cares nobody knows who I am
We could post Zelda girls, how about that?
>>736838296>nobody knows who I amYou are gay if you're reading this
>>736838349Thread was clearly made by a shitposter to continue shitposting you enabling retard. If you really want to post zelda girls let this thread die and I'll make a proper one tomorrow afternoon. Have a good night
>>736838403Only shitposter here is you
>>736838473>t. whinerfagYou became what you feared the most. Sad really.
>>736838835I'm not the one whining
>no u>no, no U>repeatJust kiss already.
Reminder that you can make horrifying Miis in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. Available later this week
BIRD IS WORD
>>736840576THE BIRD'S FLOWN THE COOPI REPEAT: FLOWN THE COOPRETREAT - RETREAT
>>736840576I really need to make an omelette with Rito eggs
Riju!
>>736840647I'd scramble her eggs.
For a game where the main characters are so goddamn sexless the franchise sure has pretty ladies.
>>736841004Agreed.
>>736838349cute zelda
>>736840647I'd fuck her omelette if you know what I mean
Thoughts on Mineral?
I love Medli, even though she's a potty mouth.
>>736842686I forgot her
>>736842751cute!
Let this one peacefully drift into the night...I'll make a new thread tomorrow, my redheaded farm girl lovers.
>>736837430I want to kiss and hold hands with Midna.
>>736837430Imp Midna's great, but I wish there was more Twili Midna form.
>>736843050I honestly have started to hate imp midna now due to her obnoxious fans here
>>736843026Yeah, again reminder that wasn't me, just thought you guys ought to know.
>>736844128Yes yes we know retarded malonfag
Reminder I'll make a proper thread tomorrow afternoon. This one was made by a shitposter and is full of enabling retards. No bump
>>736837430Midna or Zelda?
>>736844841My apologies if you are new but stop bumping this thread retard it was made by shitposters. We will make a new one in the morning
>>736844841Both
>>736840760brown hebe
>>736845478>>736845534please let it die and we'll make a new on in the morning
Dilate Zelinktranny
Let it die
>>736846215Bump
hello xisters
I like Midna!
>imp midna posters bumping the shitpost thread
>be me>depressed, play video games for 10 minutes, turn off>repeat this on a loop all day when off work>randomly decide to go back to DMG Link's Awakening on some random chinkheld I bought years ago>play for 3 sessions, get past bottle grotto>actually enjoy it and feel charm out the ass>haven't played since because I don't want to have a bad session and taint my memory of enjoying itGod fucking Link's Awakening is an actual masterpiece of a game. How they crammed so much pure fucking heart into a Game Boy game is beyond me
>>736845548what why? i specifically want brown hebes
>>736847438I guess you are new so last thread was all shitposting that got really bad near the end and only stopped cause we hit bump limit. Then a shitposter makes a new thread to continue shitposting. I will make a new comfy thread in the morning
>>736845548>>736838037>>736838403>>736844697i don't get it
I am steadily growing more obsessed with Anju.
>/v/ has now degenerated into /g/ tier drama where autists dilate and become dysphoric when somebody else makes a thread about THEIR designated tismWhat a shame.
>>736837430Midner
Anyone posting here is an enabler and has no right to complain when it becomes shit
>Poopydickbutt schizoposting in threads where people just post girlsAbsolute loony behavior, the guy making lists of x-fags and accusing everyone of being an x-fag is a nutter
>>736848632reminder that zelink tranny schizo fag has been doing the same thing for a year but it's okay when he does it!
>>736847753Zelinktranny really hates Midna and Malon. (Because Zelda lost to them)
>>736837542We must acquire more Sword wife.
Love me wife simple as
Din... With her thick well toned thighs, she cultivated the land and created the red earth.
>>736851246I'd plant my seed
Mine. Forever. Forever and always, mine alone.
>>736851478You can see up the leg of her shorts.
>>736837497Hello everyone, it's DarksydePhil!I need that munay, to pay muh billsThe electric bill, the internet billStupid fucking trolls mahn, I just wanna chillI rock back and forth on the X and Y axisTip me, so I can catch up on back taxesMaking large stacks, refunding chargebacksAnd my laugh, sounds like ACK ACK ACK!His favorite Zelda girl is Malon
>>736851658It's Zelda considering it's you that keeps spamming him.
>>736851520Yes. She's the best.
Peak female performance.
>>>/vg/
>>736852038Looks like Zelinktranny irl.
>>736837430Midna must feel really silly for breaking the Twilight mirror and fucking off to boring neon world without link Probably summons magic green dogs to fuck as cope
>>736853252In the manga Link and grandpa skelly set out to break into the Twilight zone.
>>736847896What happened to the rape everyone and leave behavior?
>>736853298>OOT link going for his third schizo world adventure. Would make for a good game. Double heroes and another fancy world without ganondorf fucking around
>>736837497IT COMES IN DENIM
Thoughts on the TP PC port? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou-2pnI21Aw
You all just can't help yourselves can you?
>>736854856Take your meds.
>>736854576Guess he just couldn't bear to come down from the rafters
>>736854856Zelinktranny are you okay?Are you okay?Are you okay tranny?
>>736851478Why does she always look sad?
>>736855162Gross
Weird fishes.
>>736855213Both hideous
>>736855213Prefer blue girls only.
>>736855274Ruto is blue.
Smelly fish pussy
>>736855290Yes, I know. That was the point I was making.
>>736855213Yeah I, I hit the bottom, hit the bottom and escape.
What was the point of this character?
>>736837430
Look at this bird on this fine sunday
>>736855478Kira kira~
>>736855478Getting Japan into Zelda.>Blue-haired bitch a shameless expy of Xiaoqiao without any of her good qualities >Is essentially the main character of HW1>Has more weapons than staple Zelda characters in the base game>Likes-likes Link but can't be with him, typical shit you see in anime and JRPGs, etc. >Evil alter ego also likes him to an unhealthy extent>But instead of her facing actual consequences, they redeem her>Just as baby-faced as her good side, this actually killed her momentum once she was unmaskedLana and Cia are a mishmash of tropes seen in Japanese media. Lana today would have a Triforce beret in her hair, she was more or less a prototype V-Tuber, look at the summoning gate.
>>736855838Is she trying to seduce me?
>>736855502
>>736856216>trying
>>736856748>no 9 foot tall ginger goth gf who's a total sweetheart
whats new
>>736858124Not much. Trying to rawdog my deep rooted trauma isn't working out so hot but w/e
>>736837497DarkSydePhil>>736837719LightSydePhineas
>>736847753>she cries if you break one of her potsFeels terrible, man...
>>736859194It's a PG way to say her hymen
>>736851246Nayru... Poured her beauty onto the earth and gave the spirit of lust to the world.
>>736859340Farore... With a flood of holy juice from her body, life arose wherever the droplets fell
>>736837430>>736844841>>736858124FEET
>>736855213need weird mutant fish babies
>>736859769She looks like she fucks fish men
>>736855062The consequence of living forever in the forest is seeing enough loss to cover multiple lifetimes.That and/or her best friend (You) has to leave forever to save all of Hyrule.
whats the deal with the guy in these threads who is always crashing out over this thread existing
>>736860437There's a rather high probability that it's the same loser who makes the ":)" young link x young zelda threads who is upset that his fetish threads don't get the same traction
>>736860437Zelinktranny is a control freak. If he can't make the OP and then image dump his shitty folder then he wants the thread deleted. Making the thread about Midna or Malon will just send him into a seething autistic shitfit because they both won their Link bowl.
>>736837430Always a fan of seeing some true-form Midna, but why are her ears transparent?
Sex with both of them
I'm gonna find a way into the Twilight Realm.
>>736851478Saria's permanent A-cup chest.
>>736862050>>736862101Where? Where is it??
>>736862050Ninja Zelda is a welcome sight.
>>736862126On the Sunday Zelda Girls Thread on 4chan's /v/ board
>>736862292Sex with brown ninja Zelda with big butt
>>736862050>>736862101>>736862292Her rigorous training regimen with Impa was like THIS?
>>736862050>>736862101
>>736862774Correct
ninja is love
Where the fuck is VN anon that faggot promised art last week
>>736864250I bet he pocketed that patreon money then bailed.Very common among westoid devs who release 00000.1 game versions who will never see completion.
>>736864614While it's possible, it could also be life outside a thread on a video game interest board.I'm also hopeful more happens for more of picrel in particular in the VN.
>>736862101an attempt was made...
>>736864907Ai slop
>>736865481Ai slopping VN anon work?Do you have no shame
>>736865574Go back
>>736860697>zelinkzelinkzelinkzelinkzelinkOBSESSED
>>736866630See >>736855058
You now remember rehydrated Ganondorf.
>>736866707Why are you so angry though?It’s just a guy who loves zelda and link as a coupleIt’s so easy to make you seethe over a random guy
They're just good friends, like Mario and Peach.
Hopefully you girl lovers are enjoying a video game or two.
>>736867572The masculine urge to cuddle with a girl that's a full head taller than you.
>>736867572>>736868051LOZTP is to blame for why I have a thing for taller women.
>>736867572My CRT shit the bed recently so I haven't been doing much gaming until I can get a new one. I have the OoT PC port but I'm a little burned out on it.
Man Midna is so much cooler than Zelda
Okay I'm ready to make the real comfy thread. Should we move over?
>>736869531You go on ahead and we'll stay here.
>>736869748This twilight princess needs a baby bump.
>>736869531If Linkle is there, I suppose I'll be there too.
>>736869748okay my bad sorry I guess you weren't here last night. No need to be rude
>>736869902Get this disgusting thing out of my sight.
post some new art retards
>>736870116Here. Now you post something.
>>736860437He is a happy cuck! Just like NulyThe J will always remain THE STRONGEST
>>736870116
>>736871268sleep tight sword-chan
>>736870647Wrong board, Jirentard.
>>736870116Boom.
>>736871482giwtwm...
>>736871268cutie
Which Zelda girl has the largest futanari penis
>>736871748dude stop posting your dogshit AI
>>736871903Go back
>>736872082where
>>736871361Come back into the halls BITCH
>>736870647No...anything but the Jonkler...
do you guys sometimes draw/sketch your own zelda girls?
>>736854778unfortunately it's still twilight princess. Even Midna's fat ass in 4k couldn't make that game good.
>>736873049I'll reserve judgement until I can play it again after 20 years.
>>736873049TP becomes good after you finish that stupid fucking escort mission and get the Zora Armor.Unfortunately, even with my preexisting knowledge of the game massively speeding up my last playthrough, that still took ~3-4 hours, two dungeons, and all three of those goddamn bug hunts.I did enjoy the rest of the game, though.
>>736873049Think what you want but TP is fun as fuck and the world is fantastic
>>736873049I enjoyed twilight princess more than ocarina
>>736874531that's gross anon delete it
>>736874563
>>736872879I showed this in yesterday's thread. My zelda doodle.
>>736873404Oh Jesus, I completely forgot that was a thing. You have to protect a horse carriage all the way across fucking Hyrule. All I remember from TP 20 years ago was trying to use a rock to clip through the gate in Ordon so I could keep the wooden sword.
>>736874812Skirting the rules with those nipples anon. I got banned for ruto fish tits before FYI
>>736874531>>736874615>>736874685>>736874743>>736874862>>736874921Built for Shad.
>>736874967
>>736874967Did they shrink to like 1/5th their size after crossing the bridge? What the fuck is that scaling.
>>736874667What's your tips for drawing anon?
>>736874865Oh I've definitely been banned for far less even though they're covered.
>>736875069Even VN anon got banned for sharing his ruto onsen picture which was BS. Who the fuck is reporting VN anon?
>>736875023No the manga's just fucking stupid.
>>736875023It was drawn by a hag. Leave her alone.
>>736875108>Who the fuck is reporting VN anon?I'll give you a rather obvious hint. He's a big fan of Zelda x Link.
>>736875181okay I dont want to start up shitposting after it finally clamed down but the "Zelink tranny" never fucking existed here. It's the biggest boogeyman in the threads, and I suspect you are just being a false flagging shitter every time you bring him up
>>736875242See >>736855058
>>736875242funny how the Zelink poster always gets a pass here, but you are not allowed to bring up the malonfag attention whoring
Nigga is actually having a conversation with himself so he can be the victim.
>>736875782>t. malonfag>t. zelink shitter
>>736875782Niggas always be talking to themselves just fit their strawman
>>736837837Yes, then she farts down my throat.
>>736875846See >>736855058
>>736875557malonfag is based tho
>>736875782>>736875846And the Zelink shitposter gets a pass?
girl pretty
This thread is comfier than yesterdays
>>736876872STOP IT
>>736876946Cause the malonfags aren't here
>>736876949It's alright, anon. It's just a girl. No need to be scared.
>>736876946Well you know who is reduced to malding instead of shitting up this thread so always remember to gatekeep his dumbass.
Why does this shitposter feel like a certain person who gets mad at a certain mammal that eats hay
My love for Anju burns
>>736877825There is a really annoying bug where if you throw the last cucco into the pen too close to her that it makes you speak to her, it will cause the check to glitch out and you'll have to reload the map to reset it, making you have to do cuccos all over again.
My bad wrong board
>>736877417>>736877563Reminder it's okay when the zelink schizo does it
>>736876872we're never going to see never ever again now that Zelda has been playable in mainline, will we?
>>736878146Her, Lana, and Cia will never return. The same can be said for a myriad of Zelda girls.I miss them, but it's best to be happy they showed up at all I suppose.
>>736878146Zelda has been playable since the 90s. I wouldn't count Echoes of Wisdom as a "mainline".
>actually kept it up by himself all night being madThat's both hilarious and incredibly sad. Just for kicks, here's that farm girl I love. See what happens.>>736878146Frankly, I don't think the poor thing ever stood a chance. All the Koei Tecmo OCs will only exist in Hyrule Warriors. RIP her, Cia, and Lana. At least Wizzro and Volga had actually characters to be based off.
>>736877825Is she really that big?
>>736878281the CD-I games are hardly cannon but fair point.>>736878305anuma really is just too autistic for his own good.
>>736875108>ruto onsen picturesauce?
Remember to drink water.
>>736878474>the CD-I games are hardly cannon but fair point.I was referring to BS The Legend of Zelda.
>>736877295CUT IT OUT
need.
Yeah, that isn't me, just thought you guys ought to know. It's easy to see what his aim is for future threads, though. And as always, love to farm girls of the redheaded variety!
>>736878146She should've been in the Twilight Princess sequel that never saw the light of day.
>>736837430>promoting patreon AIs
>>736878492https://litter.catbox.moe/dek87jp7ngxtwkam.jpg
>>736878474Was he the one who vetoed Linkle being an actual little sister because Aryll already existed?
>>736878640oh right, BS Zelda I always forget those exist (wonder if those would ever end up on NSO...doubt it)>>736878721that would've been cool.
>>736878806Yeah, not that it really mattered since hyrule warriors is considered non-cannon (same with cadence)
>>736878753Took someone long enough to call this out. We really ought to be gatekeeping AI harder here. There's over a million zelda artwork that isn't AI yet people have no standards
>>736878753Seething about AI is extremely Reddit. It tells me exactly who you are as a person without any other information required.
>>736878305FYI I know you are seething cause your reporting in the last thread didn't work. Continue seething
>>736878860>(wonder if those would ever end up on NSO...doubt it)Definitely not. They're not even complete games on their own.
>>736879069There's zero excuse to AI Zelda girls. I can understand if there's no art of your waifu, but even the most obscure zelda girl has an artist that autistically draws her
>>736879069why pay for slop when you can make it for free?
>>736878984It'd be weird if it was considered canon, but either way it's just a harmless little what-if spinoff so imposing that sort of rule on it is ridiculous to begin with. But sometimes people just gonna autists like that.
>>736878994Take an english 101 class for the next 6 months and then try posting again retard.
>>736878802niiiice
>>736878802>>736879204>not posting the completed version that got VN anon banned.
>>736879161I don't pay for ai art or any art at all
>>736878338Yes.
>>736879238That's the only version I've seen.
>>736879186learn to read jeet
>>736878806Yes.Yes he is.The most transparent "we" I've ever seen put to paper.
Remember when WW was hated when it came out cause it looked childish?
>>736879181that begs the question: who is more autistic, shiggy or anu?the real answer is sakurai, somehow
>>736878305Are you capable of posting here without being an avatarfag
>>736879238I don't mind checking the archives if you can point me to a thread. I only asked for sauce in the first place because I couldn't find it in last week's threads.
>>736879306>there can be multiple versions of Link>but only one can have a little sistermake it make sense.
>>736879261I'm her bull Kafei pays to fuck her like a grown man
>>736879358It's okay when malonfag does it. Know the rules
>>736879341Yeah but Sakurai's the based kind of autist that actually enjoys things instead of trying to shut down what other people like. I feel like this is an ascended form of autism.
>>736879451I am her hero and she owes me sex.
>>736879274I gotchu, https://files.catbox.moe/2pit4a.png>>736879306This is even stupider reading it again. Of course, I have my own beef with what HW lacked. Me and the Sariafags, really.>>736879341Sakurai's an autist but a good one. Did you see his Terry Bogard video? Shit was great.
>>736879521Where is VN anon he promised to deliver last week.
>>736879306>the man was already tired of working on Zelda by this point>still feels the need to gatekeep his OCs I genuinely don't understand.
Who cares about a shitty OC Linkle
I have a message. VN anon's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.
Watermarin
>>736879459you say that like he doesn't shit on any Kirby game he didn't work on. (besides simping for gooey and zero-two for whatever reason)>>736879521I will say the guy is talanted, albeit bia's
>>736879459>Yeah but Sakurai's the based kind of autist that actually enjoys thingsIs that why everybody is insufferable to play against in Ultimate?
>>736879521I really like his art. It's too bad he isn't going to include Fi in his game.
>>736879694VN was a tulpa we collectively created. We can rebuild him.
>>736879637I certainly do!
What did Grezzo mean by this?
>>736879942We unironically already got a tulpa named "Zelink tranny" that doesn't actually exist.
>>736880113The tights are cursed because they are meant to accomidate puffy princess pussy and not massive hero cock
>Zelinktranny is still malding to random anonsYou love to see it.
>>736879160>tfw no autistic artist who obsessively draws princess stylamaybe I need to pick up a pen...
>>736880604He doesn't exist anon. Show me some actual proof he isn't a tulpa
>>736880682How do I know that you aren't a tulpa?How do I know that ANY of you aren't tulpas?How do I know that I'm not a
In the spirit of encouraging more anons to draw and to use less AI, I decided to sketch this.I'm rusty, but any thoughts?
>>736880568>everyone draws garudo Link>nobody draws cursed tights or any of the outfits from triforce heroes like the cheerleader outfit.cowards.
The existential horrors begin here.
>>736880682https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/zelink/It's crazy how everybody can just tell who you are even without the trip.
>>736880759For a rusty sketch that's pretty bitchin' is my thought. Good shit anon.
>>736880745>marty mcfly vanishing from the photo.webm
>>736880796I meant he doesn't exist in these threads. It's just some schizo who keeps spouting about that tripfag without any proof
>>736880759If that's your "rusty" then you're doing fine. Some day I hope I can match some of that talent in spite of lacking it.
>>736880759See this is why we need to gatekeep AI harder in these threads so the actual drawfags will show up
>>736880827Yeah you're an idiot.
>>736880906No UGive me proof you retard
>>736880759pretty good, better then I could ever do (that's why I stick to toon/simplistic style)
>>736880945do you want praise or honest truth on this?
Well if anons are Zelink then everyone is Zelink until provenI am Zelink along with this anon >>736880932Everyone is Zelink
>>736880945Sex NOW
Nigga is STILL having conversations with himself when he isn't getting engagement.
Reminder we've had a zelink boogeyman shitposter here for over a year but it's okay when malonfag does it
>>736881118I’m just saying thoughEveryone is Zelink until proven otherwiseSince this moron cannot prove that all of us are him
>>736881064the burden of proof lies in the accusor. There has been no real evidence of this so called "Zelink" tripfag in these threads
>>736880745...anon?
Friendly reminder...
>>736881180The latter shows up and has maybe a half dozen posts saying Malon good. The former has a god complex and lashes out at everyone
You've been at this shit for years Zelinktranny. You're such a fucking loser dude, get a real hobby.
>>736881262Taking turns with Saria playing her Ocarina...
>>736881273facts my brother! speak your shit indeed!
>>736880971I don't practice as much as I should, though I have gotten ALOT better from when I started, I can handle honesty.>>736881090Putting tomboys in puffy dresses is what I like to draw.
>>736881289>maybe a half dozen posts saying Malon good.Are you blind or just pretending to be a retard?
>>736881448That image contains several years worth of posts. Don't be dishonest.
>>736881339You've been at this threads every week like faggot at every time of the day. You literally have no life
>Seething so hard he turned into an ESLGet off the internet. There's more to life than malding at Malon.
>IESLBDONE. BOOM
>>736881519>Where's the evidence?>Posts evidence>Nuh huh that doesn't countStop moving the goalposts faggot. It's your turn to post proof then right?
>>736881580 Learn english jeet
Stop giving the Zelinktranny attention please.
>>736881697Doesn't exist here until you provide proof
>>736881613You're clearly trying to imply all of those posts were made in a short span of time when that's not the case. No goalposts were moved. You just can't make a sound argument to save your live.
Stop replying to shitty bait and post zelda girls NOW
>>736881743What the fuck are you trying to say? I am telling you malonfag sucks
Don't make me post the tier list again...
>>736881851We're telling you that you suck more. You're both shit but you're significantly worse
>>736881415>tomboys in puffy dressesYou had my interest. Now you have my attention.
You're going in the jar.
>>736882024"The jar" is her pet name for her vagina btw
>>736881923And zelink shitter gets a pass when he's been doing it all year? How new are you? He's killed dozens of threads
>>736882092Please learn to read before replying. It makes you look like a fool.
>>736882092>HE got to shit all over the floor, that means I do too!elevate yourself instead of lowering yourself
>>736881967I haven't done as many as I thought I have. Name a Zelda girl and I just might do something quick for you.
>>736880882You really have to go back
i dont care what you guys are arguing Im just here to collect feet pics
>>736882283>spoilerI elect Ruto. Pre or post timeskip is up to (You).
>>736882170>>736882281My complaining about the shitposting here is not allowed but the shitposters can stay. Got it.
>>736882376I mean she's not that much of a tomboy (plus it could be argued that she kinda already sort of did it once what with lulu being a thing.) but sure why not?
>>736882957Go back AI slopper
Can we direct all this energy hating on shitposters towards gatekeeping dogshit AI genners?It's disrespetful to the actual artists we have in the threads
>>736883175How about you just post Zelda girls and stfu. Ghe more you acknowledge the shitposting the stronger it gets. Ever heard of the Streisand effect?
>>736881415GRRRRRRRRR FUCK OFF WITH RINKRE
>>736883986gwitwm
>>736881273Based, I just ignore all the schizo posters
>>736884089The irony here is lost on you.
>>736880759*sigh**unzips dick*
second amendment appreciating girl a cute
>>736882376>>736882665here's your fish wife, I can color if you want.
>>736884937Your efforts are appreciated, anon.
Since this thread is basically a shitposting competition nowAnyone here know how to beat the Water Temple?I’m struggling with it
>>736863860I imagine it being kinda nasally and not very enthusiastic sounding
>>736885305You defeat Dark Link, then save and quit.
>>736885456I haven’t gotten to him yetI’m currently stuck by trying to navigate
>>736884761No this is different because someone has to explain common sense to retardkun. Making "lets work together to stop le heckin AI art fellow Redditors!!!" statements should be made fun of.
>>736885613Have you ever seethed long enough to become what you hated the most?
You'll never get that Cremia hug
>Keh! Don't bother us!
>>736885305Do you mean legitimately? Because I haven't done that in like a decade. I always just super slide over to the boss door and BK skip because the Water Temple is painfully slow. It's pretty straight forward though, just follow from where Ruto was. Also don't forget about the block in the main tower that rises with the water level. A lot of people forget about that one.
>>736885721I forgive you
>>736886825dogshit
>>736837542
>>736886825AI is better than this
rito women
>>736887164Some AI art is a lot better than most other fanart you see. But seething artists refuse to admit it because they still dream of making 10k a month on patreon for their mid art.
>>736887225Are for Hylian men
>>736837430Why is Midna insanely sexy but every other twili is a hideous chud?
>>736887598The cutest one is appointed as ruler of the Twili. It's is Twilight Realm law.
>>736885916>Next to no artEven Styla has more.
>>736879318Not by anyone who's opinion I care about.
>>736879318It's still hated both for that and the fact that it's an unfinished prototype of a game.
>>736886902>>736887164wow rude
>>736887225
>>736887225>mario 64 intensifies
>>736888606Good sword needs good sleep.
>>736886825>>736888462Pure soul.
VN anon died
>>736889165What makes you say that.
>>736888462>ZSSNONONONONONONONONONONONODO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU JUST POSTED?THIS THREAD IS DOOMED DOOMED!!!!!!!!! I TELL YOU
>>736872879>>drawYesI should have drawn femlink instead
>>736889441that forest child be lit af
>>736888079Well they chose well
Why have we never seen Fi again?
>>736889441>I should have drawn femlink insteadbased I agree.
my brown hebe goddess....
>>736889713Gee, I wonder.
>>736889713Fuji only cares about the shittiest parts of Skyward Sword, which are probably the ones he wrote.>but fi is shitNo, she is actually good and cool and, most importantly, my sword.Groose still has it worse than her though.
Post more TP Zelda now
>>736889902It's likely that speaking up wouldn't make much difference considering BOTW/TOTK Link can just toss some shit together on the fly to solve problems rather than taking care of The Blade of Evil's Bane.
>>736889902>>736890015>the Blade of Evil's Bane>damaged by a bunch of spider robots>shattered in half by a 10000+ year old dehydrated mummy I'm still upset.
>>736889845>lip peekoh my lawd
>>736890148BotW bad.
>>736890187Makes more sense thinking BotW Link brute-forced through being the sword's "chosen one" rather than was legit worthy. The Real Hero would've just lifted it out and walked off to murder evils.
>>736890187>>736890259Didn't BotW Link pull out the sword when he was a child?
>>736890259Yeah, that's pretty much my headcanon despite BotW/TotK not being canon. It's still dumb that evil can suddenly break the sword of evil's bane now.
>>736890346He went out exploring as a child and randomly came home with it. BOTW Link had an entire Young Link adventure and the only reference to it in-game is the Koroks in the forest being familiar with him. You're only directly told what happened in THE FUCKING ART BOOK.The most interesting parts of BOTK are the ones you don't get to actually play. God I am so mad.
It's funny. Sometimes I have cool Zelda art that's so rare, I just don't want to share it with anyone as it was a bitch to find.Am I the only one?
>>736890346No. It's just said that he's had it for a few years.
>>736890515>god i am so interesting, does anyone want to engage with me?no
>>736890515No. That's stupid. The entire reason I find nice Fi pictures is to show off my wife.
>>736890548>>736890582I mean, like sometimes it takes effort to find art, like why should I do your work for free by posting it for nothing in return?
>>736890615>god i am so valuable, does anyone want to ego stroke me for posting images on 4chan?no
>>736890639But I do contribute to the threads. I feel I contribute an unequal amount compared to others. Like it's a share for share thing. That's common in the art trade
>>736890615Sounds like a (dumb) you problem to me. Do you want me to beg for whatever it is that you've found? No. That's even stupider. I don't care and I doubt anybody else does.
Only thing I want to horde is kisses from that cashier girl at the Bombchu game place.
>>736890717I feel kinda tired of sharing art and get nothing in return. Makes me feel like I'm doing work for the shitposters. It should be an even trade.
>>736890496>botw link has a family that he lost to the calamity>they don't appear in any of the memories>only reason we hear about them at all is because zelda uses them as a metaphor to complain about her lifeThis upsets me more than it reasonably should.
>>736890773Yeah, you've said that already. I don't care.
What if I like boys
>>736890931Then you're gay obviously.
>>736890853>>736890717Every single image site, booru, sad panda, request board etc has some sort of credit system. It's always based on trades.You think you can just go up to random people and ask for art and expect deliveries in return for free?The drawfags here are spoiling you entitled babies. The real world needs something in return for the effort.I'm not gonna spend effort digging through sites to find cool art, if these threads are going to be shit
>>736890965Yeah but where's the Zelda boys thread, what happened to equality? :/
>>736890981>i am better than everyone here and i deserve recognitionno
>>736891143But I have actually been posting art, while you haven't contributed anything
Riju makes my pee pee tingle
>>736891195Unless the art is yours, you posting it doesn't mean anyone owes you anything
>>736891452Tingle makes me KOO-LOO LIMPAH
>>736891463You have no idea what I posted do you?You think it's easy to track down art also? You are acting very childish
>>736891463You should stop replying to the megafaggot.He has nothing to offer except being a megafaggot.
>>736891195your ragebait failed bro, i am sorry for your loss
Ilia looks like she'd suck some good dick. Nice lips.
These threads just ain't what they used to be
>>736891571>>736891579I feel like these threads have become people sitting around and shitposting and waiting for someone to post cool art, which I have been doing a lot, and which takes effort.I didn't want to bring it up as it should not make a difference if you draw or not, but I was the anon who drew this:>>736880759
>>736891659Likely because we have had the great misfortune of picking up a narcissistic autist who shits himself at every opportunity every week because he feels these threads have somehow wronged him.
Female Tingle
>>736891732And it's okay when Zelink tranny does it every week?
>>736891732Funny that he seethes over a random boogeymanIt’s actually pathetic
>>736891791That's who he was referring to, (you).
>>736891727nobody cares anon, there's an entire board of people who post art
Play Zelda 1 with a Linkle mod
No one talks about how hot the TP Zora Queen is. Absolute MILF.
>>736891786Would unironicallyTingle is underrated
>>736891845I disagree with you. I'm sure people like the art I posted. It takes a lot of effort to keep these threads going.Oh well, at least I know people like my sketch earlier.
>>736892041Well, yeah, she's dead.And ambiguously related to that game's Link.Which is kinda sad if you think about it.
>>736892090yea they like it yet instead of posting more you're typing useless baity garbage. makes me doubt you even drew it
>>736890931Make a Zelda boys thread on Tuesdays
>>736891732>Shitposter screams about Zelink boogeyman for months, kills dozens of threads, blatantly taunts in the threads, and no one cares>One (1) anon starts screaming about malonfag last week and suddenly he is the devil
>>736892090I'm going to take a wild guess and assume you were the one with the Zelda drawings that got no replies and if so then that explains the autistic shitfit you're throwing both over that and just in general like you always do.
>>736892041>>736892097As a NecrophilliacI call dibs on her corpse
aw man member Linkle
>>736892217>instead of posting more>Drawfags draw me art on the double chop chop your king demands it for freeNo.
>>736892217ungrateful bitch
>>736892226I'll be posting lots of Sploosh Kaboom man.
>>736892252You've bitched and moaned about Malon ever since the thread's inception as a concept. You've even spammed it with Cado ass and ntr fanfiction. I don't know who you're trying to fool but it's not working. You're not a victim, you were always the problem.
>>736892252You are the devil, you deserve to be treated poorly, and you do not deserve fair treatment.All true. All going to be the norm for you moving forward.
>>736892335>You've even spammed it with Cado ass and ntr fanfiction.I have no idea what you are referring to, but you obviously are confusing me with someone else
>>736892335>>736892358you retards think the autist whining is really one person? There are at least half of dozen shitposters here right now. They all samefag and falseflag for bait, you stupid retards.
>>736892359You're such a loser.
>>736892407No, I seriously do not know what you are talking about.
>our resident spastic is STILL throwing a tantrum 48 hours laterHonestly? Getting kinda funny.
>>736892421It's funny how you are still here shitposter-kun
>maLON>taLON>lon lon ranchHOLY
I've been through this nonsense in the Xenoblade threads. Literally ignore everyone on all sides. You don't need the last word. Just post fun Zelda things and not argue in bad faith ffs
>>736892529Someone is calling me a shitposter for something I didn't do. Of course I have to call it out.
>>736892529SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>736855062Because we threw away her nice ocarina for no reason
Everyone is a shitposter ITT: until proven otherwiseYes including meAll those who post art are genuine and are not shitposters
>>736892623 (me)I'm trans btw
>>736892421He's done it for much longer so this is hardly a record for him. He's also prone to larping as other anons like >>736892529But he tells on himself like in this case, he's a Xenoblade regular. He's also from the Fire Emblem threads originally.
I love my fairy.
>>736892529I'm sorry. I'll calm down and shut up now. But I still have to say it's frustrating how much the shitposters get away with things, especially whoever is the one spouting about the Zelink boogeyman, for the last 50 threads or so.
>>736837430literally the only good image ITT is OP
>>736892642Nah I’m not transBut thank you for telling the class what your sexuality is. :)I love Zelda
>>736892563You most certainly do not. Let the hate fizzle out. It cannot hurt you unless you let it. Let the idiots think whatever they want. We're all anonymous here
>>736892718And it's AI slop.Please get some standards you pleb
I like spunky pirates girls
>>736892746>We're all anonymous hereexcept those who ritual post with avatar signatures...ehem
>>736892324>>736892303im sorry you expect unending fellatio for making 1 sketch. try going to /ic/ and see how far that gets you
>>736892753post stuff made by real artists that have been drawing for more than 3 months then
>>736892745 (me)Forgot to mention, I love Zelda even more when she's trans (like me)
So did Tetra never actually exist, and it was Zelda the whole time disguised, or was there a Tetra consciousness and Zelda awoke inside her? That's fucked up
Just got here... damn it's salty in here. Here's a pic of the fused shadow I've been working on for the Midna model. Still early in the process here
>>736892815Sheik isn't tan
>>736892793Hey man I've been posting new art and even drew something, what have you done here? I'm sorry if I felt frustrated at trying in the threads...when's the last time you put effort into something without any reward? You know how it feels
>>736892985She's certainly not Princess white
>>736892815>when she’s trans like (me)So you admit you are trans?I am also trans :)
>>736892943Later when I get to textures I plan to have it look more worn down with bumps and cracks. Here's a kind of example
>>736893156We've all had days where it looked like that eh lads
>>736893138Damn no wonder why Ganondorf chased after her.
>>736892839In the case of Wind Waker, it was actually Zelda that never existed. Think of what OOT Zelda had going on with Sheik and then flip it around.WW's "Zelda" is a form that King Daphnes forces onto Tetra because he has the same destructive nostalgia that Ganondorf has. That thing that people complain about, where Tetra basically stops being Tetra after that scene? That's not inconsistent writing, that's an indicator that her identity has been tampered with. Although they should've at least implied that something was 'off' in this scene just to give Daphnes' suicidal WAH I'M JUST LIKE GANON some justification and proper foreshadowing. Playing the ALTTP sound and the triumphant fanfare paints the scene all wrong given how we're evidently supposed to view it. Maybe that's just me. Or maybe it's Wind Waker being its half-baked self.This is why the original Tetra personality returns when Daphnes steals the wish and damns Hyrule, and why the reversion completes after Hyrule is totally washed away.
>>736892623>>736892642>>736892745>>736892815>>736893140Well I am trains (here's selfie for proof)
I THINK PHANTOM HOURGLASS SUCKS
>>736893262The scene might not make too much sense, but hear me out: It looked cool af to see the triangle slot into the other triangle
Till we meet again!
>>736892642>he pays for the passHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
New thread?
>>736893197kek
>>736893404Monday Zelda Girls Thread
>>736893262I want a Wind Waker remake so fucking bad, bros, holy shit.
>>736893057nta idk what it is you're talking about as your post got lots of attention. but I post stuff i make all the time and sometimes get 0 replies. it is what it is
>>736893451With an actually good art style?
>>736889981
>>736893404No. Weekends only please. Unless you want Zelda Boys Thread >>736892226
>>736893404>>736893437I only bump Zelda girl threads on the weekends, sorry.
I don't want it to be over. That means wagie work awaits me in a handful of hours if it's over.
>>736893516We'll be okay without you
>>736893527Suffer 5 days. Relax with us IF EVERYONE BEHAVES for 2
>>736893498I didn't want a Sunday zelda thread made but some shitter made it anyways. Some shitter will probably make a Monday thread
i DEMAND images of either linkle or adult midna wearing pantyhose
REMINDER that shitposters are Ganon/Tingle supporters and can be discardedZelda Girls WON Shitposters LOSTCOPE and SEETHEWe WON
>>736893302My uncle Gonzo is trains man. Trains is hard job.
>>736893527Real niggas know the monday threads are secretly the best ones.
Everyone's calling it schizophrenia and narcissism but it could just as easily be a manic episode.
>>736893465Sorry it's just been a shitty day today spent a lot of time at the urgent care for an ear infection. Felt like drawing something but these shitters get me frustrated.
>>736893643Nice self report on your bipolar disorder. are you type 1 or 2?
>>736893643I hope he hits depression soon. My world will be a lot better
there is nothing wrong with liking tingleor being jewish
>>736893197kek>>736893156>>736892943No love for the fused shadow huh... yeah I know what you guys actually wanna see
>>736893753
>>736893753I need to see the coin slot
>>736893753Now we're talking.
>>736893674Btw I drew something else but didn't feel like finishing it cause I thought it was shit. But if people are interested it's a drawing of TP Zelda in her underwear.
Sweet, got back just in time for the end.>>736879571Oh yea he did, didn't he? He's probably busy working on his game.>>736879927There's always updates.
>>736893325>Local man has the worst taste in the world, more at 11
sleep tight girl lovers
>>736893961Oh you always "appear" out of nowhere malonfag, you've been here the entire time.
>>736893967Does that include girl lovers who are also girls, by chance?
>>736893963I'm not going to scream into my microphone, or do the same dungeon a million times or draw a fucking map like I'm playing Etrian Odyssey, it's a shit and the fact I played it on the same day my only girlfriend broke up with me is irrelephant
I miss her
>>736893941post it
>>736894010I thought those only existed in myth.Eh, fuck it, sure they're alright and can sleep well I guess.
>>736893908
>>736894038it
>>736894010That doesn't make sense
>>736894038I never finished it. Maybe if we get another thread.
>>736893941>>736894119Get fucking lost.
>>736894119Post WIP, that's what I do. >>736893753
>>736894167You heard him boys. Monday Zelda girls thread where?
>>736894038>>736894119>not posting new artAnother shitposter for the pile.
>>736894167Sorry I meant whenever the next thread is made. Not advocating for a monday thread
>>736894193but it's shit
>>736894205Everyone here is a shitposter including meNothing matters anymore
I love redheaded farm girls.
>>736855290I'll turn that snapper red.
New thread when?
This Zelink shitposter sure is angryEspecially since he got NTR’d by him
>>736894298You make it
>>736894274And I love greenheaded forest girls.
>>736894325>t. Zelink shitposterNice falseflag
>>736894274>Hardworking>Ginger>No time for shit like makeup>Lonely (far from towns) >WILL wet the bed with her love>would love to take baths with youThere are literally 0 downsides
ZELINKTRANNY ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY TRANNY?ZELINKTRANNY ARE YOU OKAY?WOULD YOU TELL US IF YOU'RE OKAY?
>>736894274>>736894349I am quite fond of blueheaded fish girls.
>>736894298Saturday
I'm making the new thread
>>736894358>>736894402Both of you lost but you are a cuck for getting NTR’d by him.Ganon won
>>736894298As much as I'd love to have a new zelda girl thread keep going, it's best not to enable this sort of behaviot. Let it drift into the night. We'll encounter each other again soon enough next week. Happy trails to all my redheaded farm girl-loving anons.
>>736894298https://youtu.be/26wEWSUUsUc
how come these shitters always come out of the woodwork out of nowhere? how many of them are there? I refuse to believe they are all one person
I'll make the new thread.I want to see if the drawfag is lying or will he actually deliver.
>>736894463>behaviot>he really does type it all out by hand
We are all oneWe all hate ZELINK and MALONWE ARE GANON
>>736894491It's literally all one guy. He's been at this shit for years.
>>736894219Cookie for you anon thanks for drawing
>>736894524Don't underestimate how insane some people can be, anon. Dude's trying to make it a thing, he's that absorbed in himself. Like I personally singled him out or something.
Which Zelda girl does the best ear cleaning?
>>736894593YESWE ARE ALL ONEWE WON
>>736894624I called you out and you actually got mad enough to report me last thread, don't act dumb. I know because it was the only post that got deleted for some weird reason
I'm advocating for a Monday thread
>>736894604Whoops forgot to post the picture. If you are still drawing thanks anon
>>736894731It's not monday yet
>>736894624You're replying to the same guy. >>736892656
My love for swords persists even after death.
>>736881339
>>736894856Dead fish in bed
Uh oh meltyboth Malon and Zelink lostGANON wonJIREN also won
>>736894763I'm on it. give me asec
>>736894883>Do not use/steal/reuploadMODSMODS HELP, THERE'S A CRIMINAL IN THE THREADMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>736894883Why is she hugging Medli 's boyfriend?
>>736894708I've been ignoring you, but I may as well humor you with a respond that whatever report you got, it wasn't me. I know you won't believe me, I know I have no proof, and even if I did you'd probably reject it. Nutjobs usually do, but I'll put it out there anyway. Enjoy being crazy for what I assume will be a few months.>>736894848Am I? Not really up to date on modern /v/ lore, the most I can think of is ACfag ruining Metroid threads like the cock gobbler he is.
New thread bitches>>736895086
>>736895020That's Minish Cap Link. Aonuma did his best to put WW's art style in every handheld game in the mid/late-00's.
>>736895098>ai opShitposter thread.
>>736895169It's not tho
>>736894884Gap moe. You wouldn't understand.
ZELINK WONSHITPOSTERS LOSTALL REPLIES AFTER THIS ONE CONCEDE AND KNEEL TO MEWE FUCKING WON ZELINK CHADS
ZELINK TRANNY POSTER CAN FOREVER DILATEZELINK FUCKING WONKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CÜCKYOU WILL ALWAYS BE CÜCKED YOU FAGGOT
>>736895041the problem is you have lost all credibility.
>>736895169Is it AI? I posted that before and people said it wasn't
ZELINK TRANNY POSTER ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY ZELINK TRANNY POSTER?YOU LOST AND GOT CÜCKED
>>736895552It's the NovelAI art style. Not overtly offensive as far as AI goes, but AI nonetheless.
>>736895605I swear I called the picture out as AI before and tons of people were calling me dumb saying it wasn't AI.
The sky is AI generated. Don't be fooled.
Zelinktranny should end himself
AWW DID THE BABY ZELINKTRANNY POSTER QUIT KWABYOU LOST YOU FUCKING CÜCKZELINK WON
>>736895639Last year, a certain somebody basically shilled NovelAI for months because he could generate young OOT Zelda with it.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/704286157/#704308250A little sample of what that was like.
>>736895781Zelinktranny are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay tranny?
