Do I get up from bed or sleep some more? Also deadlock thread
was update a nothingburger
>>736839923Yeah
>literally a 17 game in a row losing streak >all but 2 of them, did I have a decent score, talking like 10/2just about done with this shit. the matchmaking wasn't this bad a year ago
graves fucks old men for money
>>736839923This are Haze mains after 04/10/25 update
>>736840335Damn, I'm an old man. That sounds kind of nice.
>Vow to never touch Mirage again after missing every shot and going 1/10/5 one match>Get the itch and load up a match>Can hit shots consistently, build up massive marks and make good traveller/tornado playsIs this what it feels like to git gud?
>>736841709>Is this what it feels like to git gud?No, that's what it feels like for a character to get giga buffed into being a brain dead nigger.
how do you play cover in the laning phase against heroes with low CD pokes that hit through or around cover?
>>736839553So is the game fun or is it another '3000 hours don't recommend' for NEETs like CS and DOTA?
>>736842375It's a bit of both, the game itself is novel and there's a lot of cool stuff you can do, but as with any PvP game you will eventually get to the point where it becomes easy to get upset over your teammates and other thingsIt's still early enough in development for the balancing to be quite messy too, we still go through cycles of a handful of characters being ridiculously strong, getting powernerfed, only for something else to take their place
>>736842375it's literally shooter dota, even the character abilities are exactly the same
>>736839553get some sleep, anon
Wake me up when the next major patch releases
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>can't balance goddamn characters without beefing them up directly or indirectly for multiple patches and then gutting them brutally and the cycle just doesn't stop or improve
>>736839553let me guess, they/them
How the fuck are you supposed to get into this game with all of these fucking characters, moves and items? Like how am I supposed to join a match and /not/ piss off my entire team because I've never played a full game before and don't know how to play properly yet?
>>736844860watch guidesplay gamesaccept the fact you're gonna piss off your team for a while
>>736839553Wake me up when they add new heroes
>>736844860also, to help with items, look for annotated builds in the build browser for your hero
>>736844349My prostate, her tongue
Seeing Hazes after the update fail with their ultis is funny as fuck
>>736839553what 3 heroes should I play to climb in this game
>>736844860It's unironically a case of "just play the game". I started a few weeks ago and I'm still hot trash with not knowing how half the heroes work or when I should buy certain items (not that I even know all the items yet). The map is very complicated to navigate well, but I'm slowly making headway with it and feeling like I'm getting better. Watch a few tutorials and then just jump in. There's no reason to cram a bunch of theory before jumping into the game and getting information overload. Just pick a few characters to learn, play the game and have fun
Does this actually do anything?
>>736844935>>736844986>>736845082Thanks. I'm just going to pick the black thing that holds a candle and try to "support" my team and report back how much they got mad at me. Wish me luck /v/ros.
>>736839553>pici will now redownload your game
>>736845185yes, you get matched with others who toggled that thing
>>736845005Her demon hand, anon. Her demon hand
>>736845406Honestly, no one can get mad at a Rem except when they only steal the sinners on the team's side of the map.
>>736844860Stop being a faggot who's afraid of what people online think. If you're such a closeted homo, you can just mute them and throw. What are they gonna do? Votekick? Cool get into the next game and repeat until you're not a shit teammate.
>>736844860>>736845406Okay well we lost, but no-one was on mic, I got the most souls on our team, least deaths, and second most object damage. I consider this a success.
>>736847173nta but it just doesn't feel good to perform badly when everyone else is doing well
>>736847412at least your billy had fun
>>736847414That's because you feel bad for people. Stop feeling bad for others who would not care if you were homeless/killed/etc. I knew a guy who was a people pleaser and later ended up homeless. He saw the exact same people he used to serve when he was a waiter. He was extremely nice and accommodating and even tried to get them discounts on loads of shit. What did they do for him in return when they saw him homeless? Fuck all. Just said "That sucks." and went on with their life. Fuck random people. No one is your friend until they actually give an equal amount in return. Sorry if it sounds cynical, but if you want me to care about you, fucking earn it or go fuck off and die in a ditch for all I care.
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>>736840335>graves fucks old women for moneyftfy
How good is Victor's dash slow? Or it doesn't really matter?
>>736849495its a pretty significant buff, dash slows are way better than movement slows in combat
>>736844860learn to dash jump and a couple other easy movement trickspick your fights - assume that 2 players will always win against 1 unless you have a reason to think otherwisepick a good build preferably one intended for newer players and is annotated so you can read through itdon't neglect light meleethose are some tips i can give you as a new player myself, also in my experience people who sperg out are usually pretty shit themselves so don't concern yourself with retards and what they say
>>736839553so horny fugggg
Whenever I play deadlock i find retards and faggots. Its like i am a big faggot magnet, where are the chuds???
>>736853265>Implying chuds aren't retards as wellYou need to make peace with the fact that everyone, including you, are retarded while playing this game
>>736853265You don't get banned in Valve games for saying "nigger". Bully all the furfags, trannies, and regular fags by nbeing as toxic as possible to make it a chud paradise like DOTA, and Counter-Strike.
>>736854270can confirm, I have been racist toward chinese through all valve games and got away with all of them
>>736853360true true....>>736854270and then end up on reddit becoming evil chungus heckrino racist chud
