let's not give up hopeand let's hope this thread doesn't get deleted
>>736845236To be fair we're waiting for the leak so we're also nonbuynary.
I wasnt here, why was the last thread nuked?
>>736845343Because you touch yourself at night.
>>736845176post xci or kys
Time to twiddle our thumbs and wait until this one gets deleted
>>736845371retard I don't have the xci, I'm waiting for it to drop like everyone else
>>736845417Then kill yourself
>>736845442same for you then
>>736845581guys, guys, relax. we can ALL kill ourselves.
i don't have much hope anymore, atp we should just wait until the 16th
>>736846041We can wait for release AND for the xci to drop
>>736845343because people can't stop themselves of making operations to steal the game at target or walmart and telling "steal the game faggot" to other anons who work there/plan to go there, as if that wasn't something that could alert legal authorities and cause threads to be fucking deleted out of legal caution
My pre order has a tracking number and it’s been picked up it says delivered by April 14thIssue is that I don’t know how to dump cartridges
>>736846187then learn how to idiot, its really easy to google 'how do i dump my switch game' unless ur stupid
>>736846187Step one, kiss your dad on the lips. Let me know when you're done so I can give you step two.
>>736846187It’s common for post offices to hold packages until the street date, even if the estimated delivery doesn't account for it. Not saying it won’t come, but don’t hold your breath
>>736846253Could you be a bit more of a flaming homo for me faggot?>>736846426That’s kind of what I’m expecting, I’ll post in the thread if I get it early
>>736845343Extremely low thread quality, advertising discords, spam etc
mondayanon...save us
>>736846426USPS and UPS shrug at street dates once they get it from my experience. Retailer may ask them to hold, but the post wants it out their system and on your doorstep asap. I’ve had stuff come a day early. 2 days is a hail mary. Amazon is more uptight. They’ll never deliver that early except in the off chance they fuck up.
If the xci leaks, it will be most likely the US version right? I'm from europe and i wanna play the PAL one
>>736847462Assuming I get the game monday and I'm the first to dump it, it'll be PAL
no dumbass the french version will be leaked first
>>736847519Have you kissed your dad on the lips yet?
>>736847462the rom should be region-free, like the demo
>>736847519If you actually do that i'm gonna suck your cock
Please explain the appeal. I just don't get it.
>>736847462Does it matter?The accents are based on your system settings IIRC.
>>736845236mental illness
>>736847667We're only a few days away from official release at this point. The moment for it to have been a 'hype' community moment has passed.
>>736847667I hope it doesn't come to this though lol, both because I wanna play the game earlier and because I don't wanna have to spend 60 big ones on this
>>736847724Weren't there rumors of food being region locked etc?
>>736847775Oh, I have no idea.If they are, surely a mod will unlock that shit.
>>736847775
>>736847775it seems like a lot of food will only appear in the food shop rotation depending on region, just like 3ds tomodachi life! but you can probably get it through other means like morning markets or smth
>>736847772It's a bit late tho, monday is literally tomorrow and no anon showed any trace of the game yetUnless a miracle happens in the next hours...
>>736847772no matter what you won't have to pay, it's just you might have to wait until scene release.
>>736847835Why are boiled dumplings not available in europe thats just dumb
>>736847835WTF is this SHIT? I hope a mod is incoming.
good morning everyone
>>736847835Why are banh mi only available in asia and america?? They literally only exist because the french introduced the baguette to Vietnam
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iPb1freZ57gP7tBDMbvIUi3cDvIE979COqlDsRTYu3Y/view
>food discrimination
>>736847835I sure hope Australia doesn't automatically get the europe version.Since Banh Mi is a staple cheap lunch dish here
>>736848084australia is the European version
>>736847758I'd still suck his cock either way i'm a fag
>>736848084If its just a matter of checking a digital box, I'm sure there will be a week one mod to make all region exclusive content available.
>>736848120Every aussie knows boiled dumplings and banh mi. killing myself>>736848142Yeah LayeredFS patch from gamebanana to the rescue, I hope
>>736848160AUSSIE HERE TOO I FUCKING BANH MI AND DUMPLINGS WTF I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED
It's 9pm here retard, of course everyone left in the thread is aussie.Sorry for calling you a retard, I love you.
>>736848246*pat* *pat*
>>736848284*cums*
>>736848284can i have pets too anon
>>736848352yes you can *smooches*
just had the longest sleep of my life lads is the xci out yet
>>736848380yayyy
>>736848383Yes, it's out already.
>>736848383>is the xci out yetnyo sadly
>>736848383No you moron or otherwise this thread wouldnt exist
Dear follow lesbians, this is the final sprint. You have heard that the rom is leaking, and even now many fake leaks have surfaced. This is how you know that the Final Hour is truly here.
>>736848450fuuuuuuck can we hurry up a bit
>>736848457thank you lesbian jesus
The lesbians will always come and save youGOD BLESS THE LESBIANS
>>736847835WHY DO ONLY ASIAN PEOPLE GET MEAT AND POTATO STEW!!!!! EVERYONE EATS STEW
>>736848720How cares there'll be a mod, calm your gyno tits.
>>736848380what about me
>>736848845I shall pat you anon
>>736848880thank you anon i like this creature
Getting bored of my 3DS island and the new game clearly ain't gonna leak. Is it worth playing Miitopia? Never really gave it an honest shot and we got 4 days to kill.
>>736849237its a very barebones turn based rpg where you control only one character. That being said you can edit almost every NPC, its funny and not to demanding
>>736849237depends on how much you like rpgs; the game pretty much plays itself. if you have it or can download it its worth a shot but i wouldnt suggest buying it
>>736849312>>736849381I'll probably give it a go. I have a hacked switch so I can just grab the game and throw it on there.
do you guys make mii ocs? Or only put franchise charas on your island? Do you get attached to your ocs?
The FAILING game companies Nintendo, who everybody knows is VERY DISLOYAL and frankly not very smart, are keeping Tomodachi Life Living the Dream LOCKED UP like it's some kind of DEEP STATE SECRET. Tremendous game. Many people are saying it's the best game ever made, maybe ever in history.Where is the LEAK?? The hackers who I have great respect for, incredible people, very talented, can't find a single ROM. NOT ONE. This has NEVER happened before in the history of leaks. Something is going on. Something very sinister, believe me.My little Mii is WAITING. He is dressed beautifully, very expensive outfit, wants to sing on that tiny stage. And Nintendo is BLOCKING HIM. Probably because he's too successful. Very jealous people over there in Kyoto, very jealous.I am calling on all PATRIOTIC PIRATES to find this ROM immediately. It's a matter of NATIONAL SECURITY. If Crooked Nintendo doesn't want Americans to play it, that tells you everything. Everything!!!
little ceasars pretzel pizza
>>736849556I usually do a mix of franchise characters, celebs, and random internet personalities but I'm considering doing an all OC island when the game drops.
>>736849716Right? Same. I think of making one island for fucking around with irls and celebs and whatnot and another where its just ocs so I can have a little reality show
>>736849716You can have multiple islands in the same system
>>736849556all fandom characters
>>736849556only my ocs and my friends' to start with.
>>736849716>>736849789I forgot about the multiple islands thing. Having an OC island and a franchise island may be the move, then.
>>736849556Both.
how hard would it be to decrypt tomodachi life
>>736850261it would be extremely painful
>>736850261impossible
what do you think about making one mii extremely poor and miserable?
>>736850261impossible, you would need the encryption key nintendo has in order to decrypt it
we only need the .tik to unlock the preload huys
so it's still not here huh.
Guys, as the preload nsp is available, we only need the .tik file from the cartridge, so let's hope somebody can share it
>>736850913it's also safer
>>736849556I just find it funny to lump famous political figures of different nations or rival parties and see what they get up to
>>736849564
>>736849564I'm literally dying donarudo turampu pls dont bomb me
>>736850450already done
hill cipher in the wild don't know the matrix tho but may be a good idea to investigate
>>736851738it's fake
It's never leaking is it?
>>736851805I'm leaking right now if that makes you feel better
>>736851853Thanks anon, but I can't leak. I think something is wrong with me.
>>736851771idk may be its from a random twitter account who seems to have a link to borderlands switch 2 leaking so it may be a good idea to investigate seems like it's really encrypted too and not just random
tomodachi life
>>736852078i think these are random letters little bro.
>>736852204pretty sure it's not but anyway
>>736851805It’ll leak by Tuesday all switch games leak at least 24 hours before the first timezone release
>>736852078Since it's a numerical key from what i gather can't someone try to bruteforce it or something? 4chan hackers I believe in you
I'm nonbinary
>>736852443Wow tourists really don't understand how anything works. You heard somewhere online that 4chan weirdos are crazy hacker mans and think we can do anything instantly, even the literal impossible.
>>736852078all the guy could do is get the switch 2 to shit out an error if u load the game & thinks that people who eat pasta are dumbasses its a nothingburger
>>736852443
>>736847835This is the American school of thought that seeing something you didn't know about is an objective negative of your experience taken to its logical end point.
>>736852573get me a girlfriend( and the xci )
>>7368525734chanGPT generate me a working Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream XCI
>>736852443>"4chan hackers"retard
hey guys, i just guessed the decryption key and can play, im just lucky i guess
>>736852443That's not possible. Please see https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/search/text/encrypted%20preload/It's asked every leak season.
>>736853282its 14 9 7 7 5 18 6 21 3 11 5 18 btw
>>736853282w anon.
will the marketing miis be available in the game for those who want a quick start or do i have to make them myself?
wooshibou jvai te malaxer les couilles
>>736853282Guys... I just fucking found the numbers.
>>736853305>someone ask about hill cipher encrypted link>respond with preload discussion archive
>>7368532824 8 15 16 23 42
>>736853305it isnt about the preload...
>>736845236yikes
Good morning anons, who's ready for another day of mental anguish?
>>736854043me
>>736845176why are people pretending to care about some kiddie miiverse shit
>>736851738so anyone got another lead ?
I can promise you nothing is dropping today. We had zero new screenshots yesterday. We need another faggot to get the game still.
>>736852573Im sorry i'm from tiktok, they told me 4chan is not safe :( help
Nothing on eBay panned out I guess?
>>736854139U do it retard faggot nigger
>>736854315I've tried. I got escorted out of target by security
>>736854296The sellers didn't want to do anything in person
its out in 4 days probably 3 if someone gets mailed an early copy. just wait lol
>>736852078Grok is currently decrypting it for me
>>736854265my wife
doubt we are getting anything on a sunday, but tomorrow might be better if more smaller game stores start getting them and be willing to sell. there was an anon here yesterday who called around new york game stores and one told him they are due to get the game on monday or tuesday and were apparently willing to sell, so we will see if NYanon can save us
>>736854492ok that's good
Use chatgpt ultra opus claude
>>736854530Hi I'm a New York anon here, I know the stores and they likely will have it in that soon and they always sell games as soon as they arrive. If nothing surfaces before then, I will grab a copy from them to dump.
Btw, what happened to miiself? Did he die
>>736854619thank you NYanon
>>736854493I raped your wife
>>736854631Unfortunately no. The kiwi is just asleep
leaking to miis
>>736854797Which mii makes you leak?
>>736854704Sigh. Literally a cancer, undestroyable
>>736854837Dude could be a huge help for us being from Australia, it's already Monday there, they get the game first he can find it, but he wants to fag out in discord instead like a bitch
It's funny how faggots and fat tumblr whores assume this game is not going to be popular with "right wing" men when this is the perfect game for no shitskins allowed setting.
today is the day
>>736855069They are so right tho, as an actual fag it has been so amusing watching closeted 4chan weirdos insulting the game while simultaneosly having a big fucking leaking boner. They'll get to satisfy their trans fantasies soon but humiliating themselves in secret and with shame, while us proud gays and whores watch them in pity
>>736854639I'm actually going to call a few stores around here in a little once they're open. I've got a feeling Astro might actually have it in before the others. I think it was VGNY that said Monday, but I'm not the anon who called yesterday.
>>736855337yeah i remember them saying vgny would have it monday/tuesday
>>736855337good luck anon
>>736855239Rich murricans who owned nitendo probably have nostalgia thing going on, but they dont like the tranny faggot thing. I don't like it that much either, but the no filter thing allwoing me to type anything and create anything outweights mistranslated option that i might as well ignore.It's true that many normal people are going to create their waifus.Funny thing with this game is youtube reccommended me morbidly obese "gamer" femcel and some actually normal looking guy who virtue signals like a little bitch. I didnt even know that hose "people" really exist, it was hilarious to see.
>>736855217God, I need your optimism. I've been burnt out by days of false leads and dead-ends... but if it turns out that things do happen today, I'm gonna be so fucking happy.
coming in 4 guys
>>736855942That's pretty gay.
>>736855942Don't do that. Just don't. We're kinda tired of his bullshit, and we just wanna be able to get through this challenging time.
we WILL be getting the game today, right guys?..right?
>>736855942you should’ve died at birth
>>736856076God please, I need some kind of miracle today.
>>736855942i'm tired of the braylen larp manenough of this as is with the screenshots and shit it's not fun
>>736855942i meant coming in 4,guys
>>736855942is Beat one of the guys
>>736854893
ive been lurking for a short while but im bored, will any of you anons give me miis to draw
>>736856189(i'm beat)
Gonna call some places in my area today, not expecting luck but how would I dump an xci if I'm on 22.0? Nxdumptool and tinfoil havent worked in ages and idk what the alternatives are
>>736856258sure
>>736856324try goldleaf
>>736856258
>>736856212Nigger
>>736856212faggot
>>736856212Someone needs to dump in his mouth and choke him with it
>>736856212why do only faggots who won't/can't dump it get a copy
>>736856212do we have even a proof he has a copy ?
what do you think about making miis crossdress
>>736856212he better not have a copy that subhuman deserves nothing
guys i'm starting to think tomodachi life LTD doesnt even exist
>>736856682Then how can I play it right now?
How likely are we to have bunnygirl outfits, maid outfits, school swimsuits, gym uniforms, miko, nurse outfits, nuns and other traditional japanese costumes?
>>736856730pic or didnt happen
>>736856741asking if a japanese game will have japanese clothing is like asking if mcdonalds will have burgers
>>736856523he obviously does not have a copy man idk what everyone is on about. he didnt even post a single screenshot himself, only from that braylen/beat faggot
>>736856741> bunnygirl outfitsabsolutely not, probably custom made yes but in-game vanilla? absolutely not> nurse outfits / nunsi doubt, i know probably just like a big maybe on the nuns thing and nurse outfits also but it's not impossible> gym uniforms, school swimsuits, maid outfitsif acnh had them there's a possibility we'd get theme here
>>736856212Imagine not owning a modded switch 1
>>736856905the original game had a bunny suit but it was region exclusive to japan
Oh shit I just dumped and it stinks
>>736856762You can play it too, y'know. You can download the game right now.
>>736857305huhdidnt know that, not surprised igthank you anon for giving me new information in this hell that we are in
>>736857314fuck you
>>736857305Yes, japanese games almost always had some bunny girl, cabaret, casino thing going on. Nowadays it all becomes souless though.I hope we can create our own outfits beside drawing on a tshirt, but it might be difficult seeing that things you draw on mii faces are flat, and pets from trailers are also flat.
>>736857483Kill yourself, we are all so fucking tired of fags like you
>>736857483send link
>>736857532i think crystal's outfit is probably drawn on, if anything it's most likely going to be a ACNH case where we can make our own clothes that wrap such as dress types and etciirc beat posted something like this, but it was confirmed that we can make custom hats in the same way or edit them atleast already so yeah
>>736857550>>736857587>linkYou're misinformed, there are no links on the eshop.
>>736857620i speak the truth
>>736857587NotAnon I wish I was remotely as gullible as you are.
>>736856741well there's a landmine outfit in the demo (it's called doll something), so the possibility is there.
>>736857681can i please have the rom please
>>736857620should be easy to draw a bunnysuit then, just colorpick to your skin tone but it'll probably look bad
>>736857703to the notanon gullible that await the rom, the rom will come
>>736857785the rom you seek is in another castle i too want the rom notanon
>>736857759the fuck is a landmine outfit
>>736856741>>736856905The original had maid and nurse outfits
>>736857880:(
What happened to the guy on r*ddit who said his pre order was gonna arrive yesterday?
>>736856835I saw on some trailers/screenshots somewhere an old guy in kimono, so maybe I will be able to create a shrine maiden at least. I have a several conflicting ideas, so I hope the island can be big enough to create a few ghettos for different themes. I'm thinking of making a group of cultists, goblin village, elf village, a small church filled with nuns.
>>736857923tourist
Hey guys the stores should open soon and I should be able to get a copy of the game. I have a switch 2 so don't expect a dump but I'll be sure to share pictures
>>736857936i trust that he will dump it
>>736857936>Redditard
>>736857972damn sorry im not as sissy as you, enlighten me, please
>>736857936he lied
>>736858006You're even more retarded than I am
>>736858091that's mean
>>736858116Boohoo Jew
>>736858091Fuck you Miiself someone ban him
aHR0cHM6Ly9waXhlbGRyYWluLmNvbS91L3doMmVycHIy
>>736858227(Jk post the pictures we love you)
guys i've gone to church today and prayed that the rom will come so it will surely come soon
>>736856431
>>736858304If you are muslim it wont work
>>736858259IS THAT THE ROM ????
>>736858259New link dropped! Oh my god the size is right
>>736858356cute
>>736858363i'm atheist so it will surely work
Where's splatoon
>>736858259Mom is this real
>>736858259not the correct id, try again
>>736858259My PC fucking exploded and sent shrapnel everywhere, blinding both of my eyes!
>>736858443Ok thanks God
>>736858481how did you type this
>>736858548>>736858548He typed it with his clitoris
>>736858548I can't read this anon's post, what did he say?
>>736858259Anyone check yet?
Because of trump tariffs and AI memory and storage prices have skyrocketed. Nintendo is the only console manufacturer who hasn't increased console prices yet. Also there has been no switch 2 hack and I don't ever believe there will be one, so I just ordered a switch 2 as well. Even if the switch 2 is hacked you won't be able to emulate it because for emulators you need to have about 2x the specs of the device for most of the emulator lifespan. And all the emulator devs were sued or intimidated.
>>736858616it's dolphin porn again
>>736845176Making myself and my mom and the rest of the island is niggers and thugs.
>>736858616Someone said it doesnt have the correct id so it will most likely be porn or some other shit. Genuinely we're tired, it's not even funny anymore
>>7368582590100CA502552A000Same game ID as the demo
>>736858639what does this have to do with Tomodachi Life
>>736858679guys wait it may be real
>>736858648>Island filled with thugs...>...HOMO Thugs!!!
>>736858705So there's no way in hell this is it? Fuck...
>>736858731it's not
>>736858648>niggers and thugsWhy say the same thing twice?
>>736858259holy shit you guys are retarded this is the same link that was spammed for multiple threads, pretty sure its just tranny porn
>>736858782or is it ?
>>736858648Ability to create a post apocaliptic survival island would be pretty fun desu. Call them niggers, muslims or orcs, doesent even matter.
>>736858807It's not the same link. This is pixeldrain
>>736858828Sigh. I'll check for you guys, will report back in like three minutes.
>>736858679I never ever bother checking leaks. Legit leakers never use base64 and the instant they drop the post will receive like 100 replies and like 3 threads or more will be filled or spammed across the board so it's impossible to miss.
>>736858259Dolphin porn or Tomodachi Life rom, it's a win win either way.
>>736858851shit youre right ok check that shit then
>>736858859thanks anon
>>736858874naruhodo, I'll just sleep
dump is herehttps://youtu.be/2qmoXhFm-tk?si=GVUASaUkX-_19mSX
>>736858259this one is at least funny, i give it a 8/10
>>736859005LMAOOOOO
>>736858916Ni but Ill shit a check to the nigga who leaks it
>>736858954Okay, update. When I launched the xci it straight up just crashed ryubing... so unless it's just not made for ryubing, it's trash.
>>736858259new fake xci thats gonna be reposted every thread we are so back
>>736858953should of been porn desu
I'm gay, who want to fuck me?
>>736859105i think they're an app called grindr for that
>>736858648What's with zoomoids and wanting to see their moms cracked? Aren't your fathers doing it enough?
>>736845236uh oh janny tranny mad!
leak dumps at 6:37pm edt with just a plaintext link and nothing else
>>736859067it's a real xci, not for tomodachi life but it sure does something
>>736859248What does it do? I only have ryubing, so I guess I can't see what it is.
>>736859179>What's with zoomoids and wanting to see their moms cracked? Aren't your fathers doing it enough?I never knew my father and my mom is hot. I want to crack her and since I can't, I want to see others succeed.
>>736859247oh nice, which time zone ?
>>736859287it's a heavily compressed version of the oneyplays dancing animation
>>736859301tard
>>736859296>and since I can'tWhy? Honestly what's stopping you?
>>736859301Bro reread that post. I said the timezone
>>736859385oh yes sorry thx
>>736859373I'm an amputee and don't have a dick anymore
>>736859301exactly midnight in Hyperborea
where's splatgoon when you need him.
>>736859319Ah, okay. Thanks for that. I guess we gotta keep looking/waiting, fun.
>>736859179“Enough” and “Sex” are mutually exclusive
>>736859247I BELIEVE THX ANON
Woman who bought the game from the ebay listing the other day needs help dumping. This might be the fastest bet
>>736856419>>736856431thank you lovely anons
>>736859814Is it a femanon or a troon? This will determine the level of success.
>>736859829Now make them kiss
>>736859890who fucking cares, lets just end this whole wait already
>>736859890Bio specifically says biological woman
>>736859890nigga just hope that it's the game like the rest of us
>>736859936The discord tags are talking about doing shit tomorrow. We're not ending the wait by waiting for them to try and do shit.
>>736859952Ok so we've definitely got a chance then
tomorrow must be the day
>>736859979Would it kill someone to try doing shit today? If we get the leak later in the day, for example at night, we won't even be able to play until the next day anyway, right?
This is happening is the “Is TD:LTD Leaked” server if anyone wants to help teach her. I would send an invite here but they completely turned them off. Sorry anons
>>736859979not like we haven't already been doing that.
guys sorry they said no
>>736860135>braylenWhy are we still on this fag?
>>736860135I'm not sure we can even trust braylen anyway, didn't we say he was a lost cause a bit ago?
>>736860135>braylen>theywhy am I not surprised
>>736860135braylen and beat are such useless ends, and everyone's effort is better spent on new leads. bro not gonna give shit.
let us ignore this guy, he wants attention. Let us give him none, his fame is soon over anyways.
>>736860104im gonna go see if my local walmart has it later today
>>736859829>>736858356Cute! Nice job anons
>>736860290Everyone is too caught up waiting for leads to be handed to them they aren't taking the time to actually go and fucking finds leads themself
>>736860348Will you steal it if they have it?
>>736860528despite what this thread may believe, you aren't going to be able to walk into a store and just find the game
>>736860573yeah its pretty easy to steal from there, i accidentally stole a dr pepper and didnt even realize until i was outside
>>736860528I did try. I called my nearest game stores, ones that weren't target or walmart or best buy or etc, and either they didn't have it, had it but had "secret shoppers", or they didn't sell video games to begin with. So yes, I did try.
>>736859829they should suck each other's tits
>>736860290it's like one of the only lead unfortunatly
>>736860135Braylen, please stop attempting to save face at this point. All you've done is lead people by the nose this whole time and you never actually contributed anything worthwhile. "Free marketing" doesn't mean shit when we don't have any way to play it ourselves. You're essentially playing marketing for Nintendo, who doesn't care about you. And the fact that you potentially have the rom and screenshots means your friend already broke the rules. The moment anyone finds out who they are, they will be blacklisted from everything. They probably won't be able to find a job again.Either your friend cuts the melodrama bullshit and dumps it or they stop bothering. That's my two cents.
>>736859814but I want it now
>>736860659Actually, I wanted to elaborate on the secret shoppers thing. There's been people coming in to basically test the stores to see if they'd break the street date by selling to them early... jesus, overprotective much?
just 4 more days guys, trust
>>736860659Secret shoppers is bullshit. Bring your hat switch with you and show them that you're on 4chan. They'll know that you're not a secret shopper and will sell it to you.
>>736860687In any case, Beat not sharing screenshots anymore shows that Breylen is either not connected nor playing, and beat is dependant on Breylen for leaks. So eh. Specially since Beat did post here to get attentions.
>>736860687it's not even abt their friend because there is a way to recompile nca with .tik who wouldnt give any information of who it is to nintendo
>>736860819beat is braylen
>>736860573We need to give up on the idea of stealing a copy. Any store with games has them behind a locked case or empty cases with the cartridges behind the desk. This is true even in my 94.7% white rural town, it's not caused by niggers but by the ease of stealing a cartridge this size.Our hope is in finding an anon that is in proximity of small stores that don't mind selling a copy early, or a Walmart/Target/Meijer/Safway that has an oblivious grandma stocking game copies willing to sell them to you.
>>736860802It's not about whether or not they think I'd be one, it's the fact they seem to exist at all. If, for example, I were to go and actually obtain a copy, and then a secret shopper comes in to check inventory and such... they'll know pretty fast that they broke the street date, and they'd basically be fined or blacklisted or whatever. They're very protective as a result... fuck.
>>736859930id do it if i knew how to
>>736860873no.
>>736860934You don't steal from the case on the shelf you steal from the back room
>>736860980Secret shoppers don't check inventory secret shoppers just try and catch the retailer breaking rules. Prove to them you're not a secret shopper when the store is empty aside from you and the employee. You should be fine then
>>736860934Our hope is a employee bring a switch during one of their shifts and dumping it in the back
>>736861036yes.
The game will for sure be dumped tomorrow, many anons have reported that their local stores would get shipment tomorrow and that they'd be able to buy the game
See j admit that I'm retarded
Confirmed at least someone is getting it tomorrow. Whether or not she’ll figure out how to dump is still uncertain
>>736860994cute, cute!!!
>>736860994i'm gonna spank my monkey to this as a sign of appreciation
https://ebay.us/m/qe1TOqany anons in texas?
texasanon we need you
Gonna be hilarious if/when the game actually leaks/drops and all threads cease cause no one actually gives much of a shit about the game
>>736861821>Mesquite, TXAnyone?
We don't know if he will even do local pickup
>>736862280YES PLEASE WE NEED A TEXASANON QUICK
>>736861821I wouldn't count on this they are all really stingy and say no to in person pickup
braylen'2 real discord and x account: https://x.com/nyabibou/status/2043373811916021773
>>736862351holy shit please
>>736862351OMG THIS IS IT
>>736862352ANON LOOK UP
you are all very optimistic
>>736862431dreaming is free
We need you dallas anons
do dallas anons exist... truthfully...
owari da... let me ask my cards if we're getting the rom today
>>736862351i have a hacked switch, and i live in dallas, but i'm poor. sorry
theres no way there isnt any dallas anons
>>736862596Bro if you buy and dump the game I will pay you double
>>736862596time to start crowdfunding
>>736862596someone drop this mf 60$
THEY FOUND BRAYLEN'S ACCOUNTS
I dont find the little footage I have seen appealing enough to buy a Switch for this.
>>736862684>buy the gameplease re-read my message, ser
>>736862360do we have any evidence beyond this? this person was on twitter making fake ass leaks and being annoying in the discord, he was p quiet during the braylen shit i guess.
>>736862748wasn't this dude a dead end
Once the game is leaked or releases how long until someone draws porn as an item?
>>736862761It's been 9 years. You would have a switch by now if you were gonna. Just pirate
>>736862360>braylen is a troon with a shitty art resume linked to his profileFits his created mii’s.
>>736862748We do not care, they don't want to dump the game, stop go harassing people and focus on other lead, ffs.
>>736862791I read. Poor doesn't mean shit. You can have money to do it but then can't afford to live
miiself playing the full game on stream and don't want to share it
who gives a shit about braylen Mesquite, Texas anon to rise up https://www.ebay.com/itm/157828552642?stype=1&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
>>7368628178 minutes tops.
>>736862825Theres not enough good games to justify buying this thing, I dont think I will even pirate this thing.
>>736862882paying taxes or tomodachi life.
>>736862927he said he only have switch 2. leave him play.
>>736862596maybe you can pay with sex?
>>736862882fair enough. let me clarify, then. i don't have the money for it right now.
>>736862927Does anyone have any impressions on the game? Is quirky questions in?
>>736862927you are a retard that is a demo thats been save edited he does this all the time to bait you guys cause hes a fag who needs his dick stroked
>>736862927more like... Peeself... Do you guys get it... Guys... Guys please :(
Texas niggas do your job
TEXAS ANONS PLEASE RISE UP
>>736862351tell him if you can pay to dump the game himself
what
>>736862931Local pickup Also someone hurry we need Dallas anons here
https://x.com/nyabibou/status/2043373811916021773just saw this tweet and I believe it especially since the Dootskyre banner is literally that damn Pokémon we've been seeing in the leaks since yesterday
https://dootsky.re/invite
that dootskyre person's twitter is privated now. Lol...
It still hasn't sold yet. Texanons what is wrong with that you?
>>736862927lmao no im in the vc he literally told us to send a cropped screenshot of the demo
oh my god why is he trying to fill this thread full of discord tourists again
>>736863131We know. And we kinda shouldn't care, they're not a viable lead anymore.
DALLAS ANONS PLEASE PLEASE
Threadly reminder to clean your foreskin!
>>736863209I'm in Texas but I'm in Houston area that would be a 4 hour drive too far away
>>736863270whatever let's keep this focused on the dallas lead instead of fags invading the thread
Hi guys, just wanted to say I'm a proud pedophile.
does no one here live in texas i have to kill myself
>>736863342you know anyone closer with a hacked switch?
>>736863356yeah same
who knew a mii game could cause mass psychosis
>>736863342
this is one of the worst leak seasons of all time
Who ordered the pizza but not the xci?
>>736863387No I don't sadly
So far this will be my island. I wanted to leave room for future games/anime and there's some characters I would have no idea how to make like Sakuna (rice goddess) or if I should make their eyes paint like Crypto from Destroy All Humans and Drossel Von Flugel.Some characters should just be there because it would make for funny love triangle shenanigans those two couples aren't meant to be together.
>>736863342Gotta friend who lives closer who can buy it pick it up and meet you half way?
>>736863430and to think it may be our last before rhythm heaven groove drops. horrible.
>>736863420I'm pretty sure the 2020s has already did that, in multiple ways
>>736863356true
it's 65 bucks with tax. give me the means and i'll go get it rn
We are so back
>>736863513how do we know we can trust you anon...
>>736863513I will reimburse you if you dump it
>>736863513GO LITTLE ANON. PURCHASE THAT VIDEOGAME
>>736863209google says its 45 minutes away do i go?
>>736863513how are we supposed to do that ?
>>736863489Sadly not nobody would be willing to do that I'm sorry
>>736863557GO ANON GO
>>736863557yes????
>>736863513do you have a way to dump the game
>>736863513give us a way to give you the means
are you all really this desperate?
>>736863557do you have a modded switch? be a hero
>>736863557Can you dump it and will you share it?
>>736863557yes dude please go i will suck you off until the end of time. godspeed
>>736863557GO NOW
Miiself is 16. He's breaking 4chan rules. Don't leak the rom to him as punishment
>>736863595Last few switch 1 games anyone would care about, and they're both painful to wait for.
>>736863595tomodachi life does that.
>>736863270Fuck off gay ass nigger
>>736863581yes. i have hacked switch and live nearby, but i have no money rn.$Heartmachine
>>736863604I have a 2017 first gen switch and i have one of those red clips from amazon you slide into the switch. Its not modded but i have dumped a game before
The listing is still up anon of you are serious I better see this say listing sold soon
>>736863750show proof of hacked switch, show proof you live nearby.
>>736863760GET THE GAME BE A HERO ANON
stop fucking around fags go buy it and dump it already
>>736863676Seriously fuck off dude niggersmelling faggot
>>736863760BE A HERO
>>736863760You can be our salvation, I believe in you!
>>736863557you can do it anon i believe in you
>>736863427Hi keroanon
>>736863750ill send some money IF you can give us verified proof that you live less than an hour away and have a hacked nintendo switch.
>>736863886>>736863791bet. let me dust off my switch
also to the anon driving to get it, please change your username so we can know its you
>>736863938GO bro. include a paper with a timestamp
>>736863938make sure to use a time stamp
the one time tripfagging will be okay
The seller still shows free local pickup on the listing SOMEONE GO
aint nothing happening, hes not gonna post anything or its gonna be a troll, just dont send money to a random 4chan guy out of desparation...
>>736863938Yes as >>736863998 said use tripcodes so we know it's you posting
>>736845176Non-buynary
>>736864067shut the fuck up demoralizationfag
>>736864067I've done it before and it's paid off well
Please provide proof of hacked switch dallasanons!! we need a hero the guy is providing IN PERSON pickup!!
anon at least purchase it now, we can pay you back after you show proof
i am so hope pilled im hopemaxxing im such a hopecel
>>736864067even if he doesnt post anything here its still worth the shot
>>736864112proof of hacked switch
And hurry before someone else buys the listing
>>736864306GO GO GO GO GO GO OG OG GOO. GOOOOOOOOOO. NOW
>>736864306No timestamp no money
>>736864306Can you buy the listing anon and show proof of confirmation
>>736864306timestamp
>>736864306BE A HERO
>>736864306Anon just fucking go. Listen to me, just get a tripcode, a timestamp and go buy it, I will send 120 dollar reimbursement. Go.
this is it luigi
>>736864427i second this, just go and take this guys money
We might have someone in Dallas
>>736864427i'm from a shithole country so i'll throw in 5 dollars.
the game is already paid , we just need someone to pick it up
>>736864471BE A HERO
>>736864515ITS HAPPENING
you are all forgetting that nothing ever happens
>>736864579HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST
>>736864579OMG YOU GUCVKING HERO DUMP IT AS SOON AS YOU CAN
>>736864579YES GO NOW
>>736864306>>736863750>>736863938this person is not me
nvm. someone else got it. godspeed, my boy
WHERE DOING IT MANWHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN
>>736864610>>736864624>>736864627WAITING FOR THE ADDRESS
>>736864579>14.94bros? am i missing something?
>>736864579way to censor the name, tylereither way i hope something actually happens
>>736864579$14??? what the hell is happening
>>736864585settle down anon, something WILL happen this time
bro forgot to edit the price
>>736864672ebay credit or something maybe? ive got no clue
>>736864579>$14
>>736864657ANON DO YOU PROMISE?
>>736864668fuck. cancel it.
>>736864668>>736864672Amount due after gift card
this is a minefield someone get this man a tripcode
>>736864748
>>736864748anon tripcode pls. become a tripfag just for now
DALLASANON SAVE THE WORLDDD
I don’t understand why people are so hyped for this game? The first one was nothing special, it’s a mediocre menu-heavy life sim
so 5h or so until the dump?
it literally says the rest of the sale is completed in person, ofc it's not only $14
>>736864579kiss me anon
>>736864813cope
i'll leave my tripcodeon to differentiate us. i was the poorfag
>>736864721I GOT THE ADDRESS! SENDING MY FRIEND THERE WITH THEIR SWITCH. THEY ARE AN HOUR AWAY!!!!
I believe in all of you.
>>736864813retard nigger literally NOWHERE does it say that
>>736864842be on standby if the other anon trolls us ok? please understand, free is a fair price
>>736864847you are the goat. its you
i dont believe anyone, nothing ever happens, but still...
something's happening? b-b-but nothing ever happens.
well the sale was legit they actually did buy it
we trust taxasanon's friendtexasanon please keep us updated ok?
>>736864579just peeked and saw that the listing got moved to soldgodspeed anon
>>736864995pure hope is coursing through my veins
DALLAS ANON please before bunivelze destroys the world and the fal'cies take over
dumpers will live in prosperity
Thank you anon remember to VPN up
There will not be a happening.
DO WHAT WAGEANON COULDN'TFINISH THE JOB
>>736865081SHUT UP FAGGOT HOPE!!! HOPE FAGGOT! HOPE!!! YOU NEED TO HOPE!!!
>>736865062SHES IN HER WAY TO PICKUP
>>736865081THEN WHY IS IT SOLD
I'm hoping.
>>736865115>>736865131Just won't. It can't.
this is the kind of electricity ive been needing in my life the past few days. go dallasanon. make something happen. be reincarnated as a lotus flower.
>>736865118tripcode please anon
>>736865131Gatekeeping
Holy fuck it's happening? I'm stroking my side pipe right now.
odds on the other guy just buying it and not dumping?
now we wait.
I hope you fags share the Miis and make threads even after this game is obtained.
are we finally gonna have a hero in this story?
>>736865173How do I do that? I'm a discord user.
>>73686521095%, low margin of error.
>>736865118pls update your name dallas anon
DALLAS ANOOONN COCOON IS FALLING
Saw 5 other people bought the jersey listing but also saw today that the listing is marked as sold I was the first one to buy it I just got my tracking info but it won’t be here for another 2 days
we're getting a dump or a very elaborate troll but either way I'm enjoying these threads with you guys
I'm not even interested in playing this game but I'm not missing out on a dump thread.
>>736865242https://www.4chan.org/faq#trip
Remember nothing ever happens until something happenseven if it seems like something is happening, the tides of fate are always unpredictable
I JUST FINISHED MY STUPID SCHOOL TASK AND I SEE HOPEWHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHITI DIDNT KNOW WE COULD ACTUALLY GET THE GAME TODAY
i will play the bazaar and await results...
>>736865318EVERYTHING HAPPENSHOPE IS THE KEY TO LIVING THE DREAMYOUR BRAYLEN POSTING WILL NOT BRING US DOWN DAMMIT
does anyone know how these people on ebay are even getting the game? you'd think it would be already dumped by now if people could get it that easily
>>736865391I think more often than not it's stolen
>>736865391they have the balls to steal shit unlike 4cucks
>>736865391likely shoplifting it if very lucky, or bribing people, or employees themselves
>>736865391stealing, supply from mom n' pop shops, whatever else
how long does it take to dump a game anyway? is it like uploading shit in general?
>>736865391it fell from a truck
dallasanon are you still here or did you pussy out
>>736865383fuck you’re rightKEEP LIVING THE DREAM EVERYONE
>>736865391wagies at amazon/walmart/target grab-acquiring them
>>736865298THANKS!!! FRIEND ID ON ROUTE!!! DRIVING AN HOUR AWAY!!!! TURNING BACK THEN DUMPING AND UPLOADING. EXPECT ABOUT 2-3 HOURS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
>>736865391some worker stole it from his warehouse job, it happens all the time in amazon warehouses
>>736865469you are the sexiest bastard to ever live and i hope you never forget that. we love you dallasanon
>>736865469I WANNA BELIEVE
>>736865469you got this bro we believe in you
>>736865435truth nuke
>>736865504alright that makes sense, thanks anons
>>736865541>>736865552>>736865559Believe! I know it sounds like a cat poster, be it's true!
>>736865552WE ALL BELIEVE THERE IS NO WANNAIT'S CONCRETE AND WE SHALL PERSEVERE THIS STORM OF SLOP FOR THE EVENTUAL GOLDEN ISLE
>>736865469will you send some confirmation when you get the game in your hands? Preferably when your friend does?
to the other dallasanon, did we already establish that you had a hacked switch?
>>736865469Thank you DallasAnon! Bless you both and I hope it's a nice drive to and from
>>736865608Oh hey, I loved The Lego Movie.
>>736865469can i kiss u tyler
>>736865608if you succeed, u and ur friend will receive a big sloppy kiss from me
UPLOAD IN A PUBLIC WIFI AND USE A TUNNEL WITH VPN
>>736865469god bless you and may you always get bitches, dallasanon
>>736865608I'M GONNA PUT EMMET IN MY ISLAND NOW ANON!
dallasanon has the mandate of heaven
YESSS BEGIN THE DUMPING CEREMONY!!
Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
>>736865735Oh god this is actually happening, dear god. Don't fail us now.
>>736865623I WILL TRY AND HAVE THEM SEND ME A PICTURE TO POST, BUT THE DUMP TAKES PRIORITY. IT WILL BE DROPPED HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!>>736865635>>736865654>>736865661>>736865709WE WILL DELIVER >>736865652>>736865712GOATED
>>736865847 anon i will draw you whatever you want if you suceed
>>736865847we got this
>>736865924draw crystal pregnant with her toes out
today is a marvelous sunday for leaking!! i hope everyone has a marvelous day today!!
>>736865847im starting to believe again....... thank u
you guys do understand that the real leakers just dump the game and don't make some big spectacle out of it right
i believe in all of you, good luck anons
>>736865847WE BELIEVE IN YOYUUUU
lesbian jesus was right today was the day
>>736866042this is not a normal leaker this is a discorder who got lucky im surprised they arent bragging more have some hope
>>736866042someone hasn't been paying attention to the past 10 threads, newfag.
>>736865924DONT DRAW IT UNTIL WE DELIVER BUT I DRAW ME CRYSTAL GIVING A THUMBS UP
someone make a new thread
>>736866042They've shown proof that the game was bought AND that they have a modded switch. We need to believe.
>>736866042fuck it we make a spectacle
>>736866160im def adding joker to my island
>>736866042who careees?? this has been a huge shitshow. anything goes.
>>736866109do it dallasanon
>>736865976Marvelous Leak on a Marvelous Sunday im crying
>>736866126>>736866225>>736866225>>736866225
>>736866042WHOOOO GIVES A FUCKKKKKKK
going to sleep.. hope the game is dumped when i wake up !!! god bless dallasanon
hi guysi was the one who paid for the copy sending someone in dallas to pick up rnif anyone needs proof it’s me here’s me walking out with the ebay gift card i used to make it 15i would’ve gotten it myself but i am 13 hours away one way without a modded switchi bought it for the sole purpose of using a dallas person to get it
>>736866490bless your heart, kind soul
>>736866490You have cemented your place in the two hour youtube documentary
Never kys
>>736867208is that the best you can do?
>>736867014>>736867071>>736867208>Timmy's first time on 4chan
Consider duolingo ESL anon
>>736856258seems fun
>>736867014>>736867071>>736867208>>736867370
>>736867370does he know how this website's ecosystem works
>>736866490bless u anon if true
>>736867370come on at least be creative kid
make a new thread someone, this one is about to bust
>>736867848look at >>736866272 retard
>>736867848THERE IS ALREADY A THREAD
