I had a dream involving red's game the other day. i was playing some kind of RPGmaker horror game taking place in some gothic mansion, as she went through the place looking for someone and occasionally fighting monsters, with the occasional death.then she suddenly appeared before me and began giving me warnings about future predictions that i don't remember because i was too busy thinking about Alice.as the dream began to fade she begged me that i needed to "Tötet alle Juden" before its too late. and just as i was about to wake up i asked when her game was getting released, but i woke up before she could say the release dateso anyways red's game is coming eventually as Alice revealed it to me in a dream.
now enough with that doggy diddler, lets post some Alice.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4406390/Alice_in_Wonder_Underland_AIWU/There's a new Alice game coming
but what if it wasn't just a dream? what if it truly was red herself? what if she really was trying to warn me about some cataclysmic event that only i could prevent?
>>736846681holy shit a new Alice game!
I love paizuriJabber paizuriJubjub paizurizuriAnd of course Alice paizuri
>>736846759paizuri? what kind of pie is that?
Alice?
>>736846681I sincerely hope that despite the Steam release of both games the community hasn't devolved into something like Project Moon's community where any tiny relation or similarity to the game has retards going "HOLY SHIT BLACK SOULS?!?!!??!?! OHA MY GOD OOHO IMA GOINH TO ALICE OHAHAHHAHA I AM SO FUNNY"I fucking hate TikTards.
>>736846795Milk pie
>>736846874sounds tasty, where can i order one?
>>736846872>concerning himself about anyone outside 4chan>reading steam reviews>using steami shiggy diggy, just wait for when the wheat gets separated from the chaff
>>736846918Alice might give you one if you ask nicely
>>736847005certainly, I'm getting hungry from the thought of it!
>>736846681>Alice in Wonder Underland Why not just reuse Alice's Adventures Under Ground?
Alices
>>736846981I'm concerned of CERTAIN MINORITIES leaking and causing Toro to vanish off the net, cucking me out of ever getting BS3 or Dead Red Hood.
>>736847169not to sound nihilistic but fret not, we might be offered like lambs unto idols before that ever happens, just like them.or really i'm just getting superstitious that all wars are just offerings to some forgotten pantheon our benefactors worship. forgive my schizo ramblings
>>736847257It ain't forgotten. It's all for Ba'al.
but i might be onto something, perhaps.the US attacked Iran while several planets were aligned, and before Purim which was to end at a blood moon.the war in ukraine began at February 22, 2022the 20s of each decade for several centuries had some kind of pandemic going on, from covid to the spanish flu to the cholera pandemic etc.notice something, its all numerology. no, its astronomy too. its not coincidence, its a pattern!
>>736847441technically yes, but Ba'al could be a proxy for something before human civilization. he is a storm god after all, like several other leading pantheons, and the storm is associated with the sky.
I remember from the ars goetia and stella daemonum that certain days were associated with certain planets dedicated towards summoning certain solomonic daemons which can be influenced by date time and planetary positions. I'm not going to summon a demon to confirm this, not without a bottle of holy water to pour on my manhood. so i need to investigate. i need to turn the chessboard around.
i feel like my head's going to explode if i keep looking at those Grimoires. damn it, its hopeless, its all hopeless.
What are some good Alice (and Alice-adjacent) games? I need something to play.
>>736847980america McGee's Alice
>>736847526So just old traditional Sun worship then? Would track with the cannabalism.
>>736848068there's a little more than just "sun worship". a lot of these esoteric practices weren't just for show, but were practiced and optimized over millennia before written history.but since alice is dressed like the sun and alice threads are on sundays, you could say aliceposting is also "sun worship"
>>736847980Uhhh... Habromania or some shit? I saw Manly play that. Seemed like a way to spend time. You might find it on Steamrips or some shit. I doubt you'd find it somewhere like fitgirl.
>>736848145For the most part, my Esoteric knowledge goes as deep as Lemuria and a bit about Gnosticism. Maybe some stuff on the Yuga cycle too.Yes, this is a request for you to go on a schizo Esotericism rant.
>>736847120Alice is so tall!
>>736848220I'm always happy to discuss esoteric topics, especially relating to the unknown. but all that digging through several pdfs to find something specific has worn me out a bit.Give me a sec and i'll rant with what i can think of.
Alright, fuck my fractured mind but i'll try.Ya see, Human sacrifice has been practiced globally for as long as written history. in fact we even offer our children for convenience even to this day by aborting them or entrusting them to institutions. not to mention the epstein files and pizzagate showing how the elites have all sorts of fancies with offering children, a bit much so.but its not exclusive to child sacrifice and pagan practices, even the christ himself was a sacrifice. and he is referred to as "the son of god", see where i'm getting at?so from this very watered down and simple rant, we can therefor conclude that child sacrifice is still engraved in our society, just as it was since ages past. we just do it more "subtly" these days, instead of literally putting babies into ovens.eh, its just a really bad example but i tried.
just when i come to a conclusion, i seem to forget it.maybe red's right with her warnings but im too much of a dodo to listen to her.i know that dreams can predict the future and influence things in our world, so maybe i've deeply frustrated her, wherever she is.sorry.
maybe a little Alice can help ease my mind so i can rationalize something comprehensive, before throwing it all away on some idiocy that I've conjured.
>>736848962Mom Alice, Sis Alice, Daughter Alice or just Alice Liddell?
>>736849064any Alice will do
will red ride poro? to battle of course.
Kill yourself tumorfag shitlice faker schizo larper - out goiner - normalnigger sexhaver nigger shartyparty
>>736849205>Kill yourself tumorfag shitlice faker schizo larper - out goiner - normalnlgger sexhaver nlgger shartyparty
Alice
Alice!
A lice?
alcoholice!
you couldn't get more obvious than that
E
*SLUUURP*
don't inject the heroines into your blood stream
the heroines must be great if people are willing to turn themselves into zombies for them!
i love alice
why does i love alice?
because the i is in the middle of "alice", hapily smothered between alice from both sides
i wish my i was smothered between alice
i stand between al and ce
i must be a pervert for getting excited being cramped between al and ce, shame on i.
I love Alice but I never read her book. Is it good?
no, i am not the pervert, the pervert is i
>>736850994read it and come back
look, even the fucking advertisements on 4chan are having occult symbolisms. its fucking magic i tell you, i swear to Alice i'm not mad!
the trannyshark and baphomet together, real fuckin subtle but no not fooling me, i know this shit like the back of my palm!
seems like the lizard cult is looking for new recruits, it seems.
where is alice
how is alice
what is alice
i'm going to Alice
Alice likes to slideAlice likes to stride50% of transgenders commit suicide
What is this pathetic faggotry
Mabel likes to moveMabel likes to grooveBrazilians have iq scores lower than orangutans
>>736852712its not pathetic, its glorious.
Sleepy Alice
>>736852771You deranged faggots are making 4chan worse. Mods are not doing their task
>>736853063feel free to apply being a real janny instead of a backseat one, that's arguably more pathetic than my foolery
I love Alice!
>>736853338whats she saying?
Alice a Cute
such a cutie cute
i can sense alice inside my walls
i feel the Alice overtaking me. It is a good pain!
A
L
>>736853120>obsessed with a fictional girlYou're disgusting and it's almost certain that all of you disgusting faggots will die childless and alone.
>>736854102who wouldn't obsess over Alice? the only faggot here is (you)
>>736854102whatever Lorde
I
Make a discord server and fuck off there. Fucking weirdos
>>736854689>sh*tcordno way fag!
>>736854734This you?
>>736854848give him a gigachad body and its me
>>736854918You'd still be a loser though albeit however. Go be with a real girl faggot
>>736855017you seem like a bitch, so lets go on a date.
i post alice and i get bitches allover me, feels good being a chad.
my love for alice is like a big rig
it goes over the road and races through my heart
then clips through the boundaries of reality and reverses faster than the speed of light
Gnomelice
>>736855045I'm a straight dude, dumb ass
>>736855653no need to get tsun tsun with me babe, i wont leave ya.
Niggalice
Filthy anti-mabel, Quit spiking Niggode's Hood brew with water!
she died for our sins
Crazy bastards
Crazy for Alice
>>736854734can someone please post this Alice, but without the gun?
in a crazy world with a land a crazy man has a crazy love
>>736856496She isn't crazy for any of you because she doesn't even exist. This is so pathetic
>>736856725
>>736856789
>>736856761relax babe, lemme post this Alice real quick.
>>736856814yotsubalice
>>736856891best Alice
>>736856841Leave me alone you deranged faggot
>>736856985why so? we just started dating.
Alice is Cute
*peeks at you from the night sky*
AIEEEEE THE NIGHT SKY IS UNRAVELING BEFORE MY EYEEES!
>>736857426*peeks back with a telescope*
I want to FUCK Alice, if you know what I'm saying.I want to FILL Alice with my cum, if you catch my drift.I want to UTTERLY, COMPLETELY, IRREVERSIBLE, wreck Alice's HOLES with my COCK, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.So, Alice sex, basically.
>>736857604
>>736857798This is why scientist have those high power telescopes.
>>736857736watch your language in my christian thread!
>>736846872The only time the post-Limbab PM community did something actually pretty funny was when they flooded all of the Genshin social media posts announcing the Wild Hunt with Heathcliffposting.
>>736857848this is why they faked everything with their space program, there was no moon landing or anything!they instead used all their funds to ship wine into outer space for mabel to get drunk on and start telling her to show off her body while they observe with their telescopes
>ywn have a comfy life with Node and Prickett as your wives
>>736857997they'd both be at each other's throats
>>736857961Now you are getting it. They knew sober she wouldn't show the goods, so they made NASA to shoot rockets full of wine just to get a proper peek at her as she drunkenly dances about. The perfect plan.
>>736858106NASA means "Deceive" in Hebrewcan you guess what "yog" means when you say it backwards?
>>736858061Yes, the biggest challenge would be mediating the two. But the end result would be worth it!
>>736858195>mediating two outer onesI admire your indomitable human spirit, such valor befitting for a knight. but that's just a classical folly.
>>736858183They love to rub this shit in our faces, don't they?>captcha was a star of davidIt just keeps happening.
>>736858323Guess what? There's more!>Protocol 1 of the protocols of the learned elders of zion:Behold the alcoholic animals, bemused with drink, the right to an immoderate use of which comes alongwith freedom. It is not for us and ours to walk that road. The peoples of the GOYIM are bemused with alco-holic liquors; their youth has grown stupid on classicism and from early immorality, into which it has beeninducted by our special agents - by tutors, lackeys, governesses in the houses of the wealthy, by clerks andothers, by our women in the places of dissipation frequented by the GOYIM. In the number of these last Icount also the so-called "society ladies," voluntary followers of the others in corruption and luxury.Guess the ethnicity of maymay's "wife"
>>736858317The Outer Ones are more human in their behavior and demeanor than one would assume, from everything we've seen. Prickett would definitely be willing to listen to reason, and I feel that presenting a compromise would be a starting point that Node would accept.
I can't believe it, mémé's a stupid goy! she got played like a damn fiddle!
>>736858442I knew about the spoiler, but damn its almost comical how blatant all this shit is.
>>736858526compared to h*man women, they can be considered reasonable
>>736858442Proverbs for Paranoids, 1: You may never get to touch the Master, but you can tickle his creatures.Proverbs for Paranoids, 2: The innocence of the creatures is in inverse proportion to the immorality of the Master.Proverbs for Paranoids, 3: If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.Proverbs for Paranoids, 4: You hide, they seek.Paranoids are not paranoids (Proverb 5) because they're paranoid, but because they keep putting themselves, fucking idiots, deliberately into paranoid situations.
>>736858442you can't think and type all this shit in less than 2 minutes
>>736858650as above so below, at this point i can't trust anything or anyone anymore. even /pol/ was propped up by shub's favored little tribe.
>>736858737i copy pasted it directly from the protocols silly shaboos.
do i need to 100% BS1 before playing BS2, or a just a few endings are enough?
>2 posts denouncing a line taken directly from the protocols in less than a few seconds apartoy vey!
>>736858886Get ending C and D. Heroine endings are nice to have, particularly Leaf, Red, Victoria and Miranda.
>>736858886the true ending and DLC ending is all you really need
>>736858896>denouncing
>>736858748Trust in the Lord is the only thing that makes sense anymore, just be weary of those that teach it as they are likely to lead you astray.>>736858819I'd like to think its so burned into you that you can rapid fire it at a moments notice. Its cooler that way.
>>736859059even I've grown doubtful of the lord himself, as discussed earlier in the thread.if anything, the only way to know for sure is to uncover the truth. which given by current trends might drive me mad.
whatever i uncover, i can at least hope it takes the form of a cute girl in gothic lolita clothing before revealing its true forms and mind raping me to death.
>>736859158Just be careful then. Take it slow as to not overwhelm yourself is about all I can say.
I just mating pressed creampie my onahip pretending it was Jubjub ama
Tranny thread about nothing (general)
>>736859362even while taking it slow, I'm overwhelmed enough as is.just gotta get a grip, gotta stabilize myself enough so i can focus instead of being trapped in a sea of chaos.
>>736859392why not just lucid dream instead of wasting money on a onahip?>>736859453wrong, this is a Manly thread.
>>736859461I wish you the best of luck then.
>>736859526Half of you self insert as Alice. You're gay as hell
>>736859605a thief assumes everyone steals, just like a faggot assumes everyone's a fag
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HARDCORE FUCKING MUSIC?!MUSIC SO METAL IT WILL MAKE YOUR EARS FALL OFF?!MUSIC SO FUCKING HARD IT WILL KILL A VICTORIAN CHILD???!!!HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOFive little Alices jumping on the bedone fell off and bumped her headGrimmy called the doctor and the doctor saidNo more Alices jumping on the bed~
Someone delete these dogshit threads
>>736860312apply for being a janitor :-)
>>736860220Grim going hard with those lyrics.
>>736860363black metal at its hardest
just as pure oxygen is harmful to the body, the naked truth has the power to destroy men's minds. only by diluting it with lies and taking it in small doses can humans maintain a healthy soul
huh, never thought i'd read such deep shit from a VN. don't you agree Alice?
>>736858612Every prospective based racist thinker gets assigned a jewish handler wife. Happened to Ye, to big Kirk, and it's gonna happen to everyone itt.
>>736860856it even happened to lovecraft! not even he could resist the Khazar milkers
>>736860465>>736860952Even the greatest heroes are still human at the end of the day.
>>736861009i wonder if Alexander the great got a Khazar cowwife?
Posting the best mémé this world will ever see
>>736861135It wouldn't surprise me. And if not one of them then someone that was sympathetic to their causes.>>736861196She is dancing this this absolute banger>>736860220
>>736861242he did capture Canaanite territory as well as Babylon, as well as dying in Babylon.so we can only assume its all a coincidence and we should never talk about it ever again.lets mourn this great loss by sharing pics of his (formerly mabel's) wife
>>736861362The last thing he saw before going to bed every night.
>>736861501he must've got his flawless victories thanks to her.
BENJAMIN NETANYAHU!!! I WILL TEAR DOWN ALL YOUR PROTOCOLS!!! I WILL DISMANTLE YOUR WORLD ORDER!!!(please give me a big titty jewish wife...)
>>736861779you must ask shub nicely
>>736861779Gotta touch the wall first and have some form of power.
Prickie!
node
*Sniff* *Sniff*
*Nibble* *Nibble* *Nibble* *Nibble*
which Alice would you take?
>>736862960pricket armpits...
>>736862960Mable
>>736862960hate how alice's visibly massive chest is being covered by her book
I DEMAND COMPENSATION, POST A BIG CHESTED ALICE OR I WILL UNLEASH THIS RETARDED HALF-BIRD AT YOUR GOON CAVE!
>>736846681Nice I haven't heard of that one
>>736863436She wants to be modest and only show them to those that are worthy.
>>736863934or she's trying not to mog the others too hard
how is Alice?
*Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Buuurp*NlGGER!*Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp*
>>736864836delete this!
200 for Alice
alice is adorable
my cute little pumpkin
Alice is really sweet, im not sure why people don't love her as much as i do
>>736846868if she real
>>736866058what madman made a red sex doll?AND HOW COULD THIS PERSON BE SO TASTELESS AS TO NOT GIVE HER ANY FUCKING DOLL JOINTS????
WHERE ARE THE DOLL JOINTS???? WHEEEEEERE ARE THE FUCKING DOLL JOIIIINTSSSS!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
>>736866134>>736866270She's human, why would she have doll joints?
>>736866392UAAAAAH DOLL ALIIIIIIICEEEEEE EROTIIIIIIIICCCC!!!
Cosmic horrors, monster girls, and dolls (with doll joints)...is there something wrong with my preferences?
>>736866738>is there something wrong with my preferences?No, king.
>>736846473Why do you guys spam off-topic trash about the most insipid sludge-ass RPGM games instead of discussing actual good ones?
>>736867053They're deranged faggots
>>736867053>off-topic trash about... ....gamesThe absolute state.
>>736867053*Slurp* *Slop* *Gulp*may i have another serving of black sludge please
>>736867359You just talk about Alice. Schizos
>>736867541if not for Alice most of your games wouldnt even exist. there'd be no bing bing wahoo and no bing bing wahoo means the NES never takes off which means gaming dies at the crash.
>>736867053This entire thread is maintained by 1 (one) actual, institutionalised schizophrenic.
>>736867650She's not real, and will never be real. She's like an anchor holding you back from real life. You need help
>>736867864Correct.institutionalization couldn't stop me, neither could spammers, and neither could the mods themselves.
>>736868014Death will
In fact, I've grown stronger than I've ever been before. and have began studying and practicing several skills that will become useful or highly sought after. and that's despite my unmedicated schizophrenia holding me back.>>736868057I do not fear death.
>>736867864I'd take the actual schizophrenic over the type of shitposters that get labeled as schizos.
funny little Alice
>>736867541Alice is video games
one Alice and two mystery bitches
how can one girl make a man go completely insane for her?
>>736846473>i don't remember because i was too busy thinking about Alice.based
>>736848145what were the roots of Moloch then? I forgor.Remember that Baal or a baal can just mean gods
>>736869870i'm certain that red is deeply upset over it
>>736869990Moloch could be a war god, i think. idk if that was mentioned in paradise lost or dante's inferno, but that's my best guess.
so uh, I didn't knew /v/ was into black souls but it all makes sense. I played it all up to the dlc and my grimm is pic related but I got pissy that the bosses have guard breaks and the new tendon cut attack because I could not find a way to head pat them. So much so that I didn't even felt like going through the planned paths of the lion and the unicorn. I looked up videos of fights in youtube but they are gimmiky and not nice. In concrete, is there a way to beat the girls and not follow their respective paths?
>>736870692get used to weapon swapping and maximizing turnscheck if that angel didn't change your difficulty>y*utube guidesSHAME!
>>736869990This reminds me of something I read todayThe fly rose, swirled, returned to walk across the cleft of the chin, and from that eminence sighted the convoluted marvel protruding across the way, and leaped silently to the ear. —O God, what have I done? This was followed by a tearing sob. Otto's hand moved quickly, to the ear; but by the time it reached there, the fly was trampling his eyebrow, its purpose of devilish torment unchanged since lo reached the Nile, where Egyptian mothers still hesitate to disturb flies settled on a sleeping child, awed by the fly god, Baal-zebub, evil and insect-breeding power of Baal, the sun himself, lover and quickener of nature. —O God, what have I done . . . oouuuh . . . while in Egyptian background Rhadames was sealed up in the tomb, alive, where he finds Aïda waiting, sunless, and out in the sunshine metamorphosed by a pun Baal-zebub becomes Beelzeboul, the dung god, Prince of Devils. So Otto, forced awake by three millenniums, a goddess, a princess, and a devil, swung once more at the housefly and sat up on the edge of his bed, his face anxiously distorted, listening.Source: Recognitions, William Gaddis>>736870692Unis is a bullshit fight and the only gimmick fight I did not like in DLC3, but the lion is piss easy to beat.
>>736870807oh no no, I even tried manually changing the difficulty. Of course I weapon swap and maximize turns, I finished the rest of the game besides the last dlc. I don't know to how to beat their guard break + tendon cut that gets my speed to 0.Your advice was awfully general... have you actually played the dlc?
>>736870894actually yea, I Almost got the Lion but after ten or so tries I gave up. Unis was fucking impossible. And the stacks she puts on you make it worse
>>736870935if you want my advice, anchor and greatsword, you just need to kill the correct unicorn, but that's just RNG. so focus all your damage at one until you get it right
>>736871012I frankly don't know how you got through Nurse Call, Florence and Lorde, all of which gave me much more trouble, only to be stumped by Leiden, whom I defeated on my first try. You could try following the strategy here, I guess.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD4NoGwb788
Alice can't be THAT adorable!
>>736871194no no no, I tried to go at them in the map where you get to choose who to follow.About the video, this is exactly the guy I've watched before. I even looked up those korean wikis to try and make a sense out of the bosses. I think I am not using evasion against them? the guy in the video pretty much did that with the powder.Something I was not doing is to use god's angels every turn. To get it right is first action god's angels -> items/whatever -> then switch weapon and attack with your weapon ?
>>736870692>so uh, I didn't knew /v/ was into black souls but it all makes senseNigga we unearthed the game. Or, well, technically /hgg2d/ did, but they were just a small clique, and the game immediately started making waves here and on /vrpg/ (a better place to ask these days). There was a time when 4chan was the only place you could talk about the game. This is also where the BSfag/PMfag alliance (originally also EYEfag) was forged.
>>736871767You have to attack while holding god's angels once per turn. That's it, that's the whole idea, you can swap the weapon afterwards, but if you want the attack count to keep increasing, you have to click attack while holding the weapon once per turn.
>>736872015technically 4chan are the oldfags and everyone else are secondary tourists eating our leftovers.so nothing new as usual.
the more things change the more they stay the same, nothing new under the sun
I'm gonna post Alice until i'm about to fall asleep
HEAR YE HEAR YEI LOVE ALICETHANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION
She is my lucky star!
i wonder if my alice threads have been screencapped by some Xigger?
>>736872194I must've been doing something off, I don't know what. Now that I got motivated from all the alice posting I'll give it a go this week>>736872015thanks for the summary. I've meant to pirate the brouzouf game but I don't think my pc can play it.I have always been fascinated by grimm's character and I have never shared this now that I think about it. He is so broken up that all he can mutter at times to other people is "I am going to Alice" think how strange or upsetting that might feel for someone else looking at him. I wonder if that is the most correct english translation of what is said
>>736873197>thanks for the summary. I've meant to pirate the brouzouf game but I don't think my pc can play it.as long as its not some favela potato, your computer should be able to run it.
>>736873197>He is so broken up that all he can mutter at times to other people is "I am going to Alice" think how strange or upsetting that might feel for someone else looking at him. yeah, i wonder...
stupid!
*SNAP*
>>736873296mmm... I'll give it a go
>>736873757just remember the game is a bit cryptic and very janky
one will protect you, the rest will try and rape you
>>736873975Mable is too drunk to rape anyone.
stupidity girl mémé!
>>736874221She's a self proclaimed "intellectual rapist"
>>736874385The only thing she raped was her liver.
>>736874698its probably made entirely of wine
>>736870692That DLC is ALL gimmick fights, you may as well get used to using gimmicky tactics.
>>736874810>She is such a drunk that her body had converted organs into pure alcoholThat is both horrifying and impressive.
>>736874881she's like a vessel of pure liquor held together by skin and bone
>>736874984Which is why she need to drink all the time lest she shrivel up and die.
>>736875021wine to her is like oxygen to us
>>736875060All those horrible people trying to get her to stop are literally trying to kill her.
>>736846473
next alice thread should be a mémé thread in preparations for Alice Day this 25th.I've already got a half drawn mémé i can use>>736875139SEX
>>736875128truly she is be the most oppressed of all in the universe
Smelly Dork
>>736846473Your drawings are trash and you show literally zero signs of improvement. Do everyone a favor and kill yourself
>>736846872That's literally what happened except on a smaller scale
>>736875438glad to hear your appreciation, have some more
>>736875495>Cheshire >useful
I like that the sex scenes are saved in the memory room, but with Bill specifically, the scene where he teases you with his gaping anus is not part of these memories and it's sad...
>>736875603you mean his 'cado dimension?
>>736875686avocado dimension... what? Lemme look it up real quick... yep pic related. Before this scene Bill (Temptation) starts he shows you how much he trained by himself.
>>736875856anything involving the anus is disgusting and gay as shit, why fuck the waste chute when there's a perfectly fine hole made specifically for breeding?now post the full image in catbox, please.
>>736875589Anon...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU6A_wy7w_khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQdkg15j17I
>>736876118>>>>>>Youtube links>>>>>>>>>>(((Jewtubers)))Dismissed, pack up your clothes and go home.
>>736875910Men don't have vaginas, are you retarded?
>>736876170It's impressive how you managed to out yourself as tourist within 2 posts
>>736876170i meant belongings, but you can take off your clothes and leave them here.>>736876234Actually now that i check the links, i take it back, you can keep your clothes.
>>736875910in catbox? Boot up your game and go to memory room fag
i wonder if that guy who did the voice overs for the moon encounter is still around.>>736876350don't be a coward, post it when i command it!
Sultan demon azathoth...
>>736876302Nah its too late. Hes right your really obvious a tourist. Kill yourself
>>736876453too late? was there a time limit i missed?
>>736876510>>>reddit
>>736876684oh shit! I took to long again and became not only a tourist, but a redditor as well!
>>736876684>he doesn't recognize randomized filenames
AAAAH THE TIMER RAN OUT AGAIN AND NOW I CAN ONLY USE SMART PHONES AND SPEAK IN EBONICS!SHIEEET THE FUCK IS A FILEPATH NO CAP I CANT FIGURE THIS SHIT AHH BOOMER SYSTEM
fr fr no cap i'm crashing out ooga booga, ya'll know the fug's my hoe ahh bih alice?
shiet mah bih alice ahh gyat ooh ooh eeh eeh fr ook ook eek ook fuck the dutch shiet be bussin russlin husslin dusslin gusslin give me some idea as to how children these days communicate so i can play the act of a redditor tourist
i wonder if half those words are already outdated.Bring me an up to date list of what buzzwords are currently being used in tiktok X or whatever shithole.
also 300 for Alice
how do you do fellow children?
is that one toilet thing also outdated with the youth? thats the only underage tourist thing i can think of
how can i be an underage reddit tourist, if i'm completely disconnected from all things reddit and underage?help me out here, how can i become more of an underage redditor tourist? its who i must become!
I CAN'T BECOME AN UNDERAGE REDDIT TOURIST! I JUST SIMPLY CAN'T NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY!AAAAGH I WILL NEVER BE A REAL REDDITOR, I WILL NEVER BE A REAL TOURIST, I WILL NEVER BE A REAL UNDERAGE!!!ITS HOPELESS, ITS ALL HOPELESS...
Its over. I'm not underage reddit tourist pilled, I'm simply an alice obsessed schizophrenic inhabiting a Mongolian basket weaving forum.the path of an underage reddit tourist was too much for me. but alas, not all people are destined to become underage reddit tourists...
>Ts (short for this) unc is lowkirkenuinly not like us
>>736878348is that... a glimmer of hope at my darkest despair?my last chance... at becoming an underage reddit tourist?
I must not give up, I will become an underage reddit tourist, Alice demands it!ts unc fr be crashing out at the diddy ahh goon cave.
ts shi ahh fck be no match for my aura hawk tuah (Skull Emoji) (Skull Emoji) (Skull Emoji)
>(Skull Emoji)SON ToT
>>736878632UNC BE MALDIN AT TS SHI FR MAN(crying emoji) (crying emoji) (crying emoji)
oh nonono ts bih ahh crashing out cuz homie's gyatt got diddy'd at the goon cave rip bozo
I need bird paizuriI need bird milkI need bird paizuriI need bird milk
I did it! i became an underage reddit tourist!!!Thank you, Kind stranger. here's my Alice gold>>736878879bih ahh unc be cravin' ts chicken nuggies
>>736878945dodo is not n uggies though
>>736878879you're seriously still jerking it at the thought of jubjub since 12 hours ago?
>>736879027yesand dodo
>>736879079you utter satyr, i am both disgusted and impressed.
also dodo shouldn't be fat, she's a runner and should have an athletic form.
Nyalice
>>736879182*dodo should be fatthat's why i'm feeding her
>>736879350why so? a slim dodo makes her chest stick out more over a chubby one, giving a better form overall
>>736879423>slim dodonyoshe's a big bird, and I plan to keep her that way
>>736878879
>>736879484can you imagine the costs of feeding her for the purpose of gaining weight? not only will she require a lot of calories by default, but she also runs a lot which burns even more calories.and with current food prices, you'd have a lot of financial strain!
>>736879608He could just keep her comfy at home to prevent those calories from being burned from running.
Don't worry, i know something that will fatten dodo up!
>>736879608that's a sacrifice, I am willing to make
>>736879684>2k calories in a single drinkmuricabro.......
>>736879692Hope you have a plan B when the economy starts to crash. maybe start feeding her humans, i heard people are plenty to eat.>>736879684that could genuinely kill a horse, let alone a dodo
alice if she dodo
Eeeeh its getting far too late and i must work out a lot tomorrow to keep up with my slacking off.See you next sunday and on Alice day at the 25th
>>736879790humans don't fit her daily nutritional values, I would need to think of something else>>736879989Gute Nacht Kamerade
>>736880027damn i was going to take ze 333rd Alice post.ah well time to sleep.
Started playing Cradle of Nightmare, it's basically a Chinese Fear and Hunger clone that has gameplay more reminiscent of Black Souls than F&H.https://all-bones-jones.itch.io/cradle-of-nightmare Ver. 2 of the fan translation dropped recently. Password is cashmoneycash
I can fix her
>>736846473https://youtu.be/COWDE15Ohug?si=AWcUvFbcjahb0v2l>dead redhood finally releases>it has a mili song in there because it's honestly not hard to get mili and the group doesn't care about fictional rape>thousands of new fags discover the game, investigating what the song is for, resulting in massive normie outcry as they realize it's le evil rape gameHave you considered such possibilities?
>>736881205The real deciding factor for me is it raped on loss or rape on win?
>>736848263Heck yeah she is!
>>736886561It would be funny to watch the outrage
