What went so wrong? Also wtf is their "project Fantasy" game?
will get it on sale in a couple of years
Talked about it when it was revealed, looks like the typical modern slop so it will be a pass from me. One of the big villains is also some gold chain wearing nigger lmao
>>736854730Meh. It got delayed on Nintendo so I'll just pirate it when it gets cracked.
>>736854771Why do they all look like Sims?
I don't care about this game but it's going to be the best James Bond game ever.
>>736854730I'll get it on a steep sale. Their comments on bond put me off it
i am unironically waiting for it(but not to play)
>>736854730I was interested in it until they revealed the roster. I shan't be partaking in this faggotry.
I'm getting it because I just want more Hitman.
>>736854730Looks like turboslop for faggots and niggers
Im going to wait and see how it plays on steam deck vs switch 2.Handheld is my primary way of playing because I travel for work so much.
>>736854771That's moneypenny? What happened bros
>>736854771At what point does it become offensive to do something like this as England marches towards objective full ethnic replacement?
>>736854771>M>PriyangaThat's what went wrong.
>>736854730kinda wished they had a multiplayer mode. oh well.
>>736855308Never, offense is based on skin color and nothing done to white people can be offensive
>>736854771>M is a jeet>Moneypenny is black>Game is obviously Hitman but ensloppified so as to appeal to giganormies>Game acts like Bond having some pre-recorded lies and excuses he says to bystanders when he's spotted doing spy stuff is a major featureIt's gonna suck ass and be forgotten before GotY season
>>736854730Craigbond cucked himself to death in his own movie a few years ago.The franchise has torpedoed itself at this point.
>>736854771>Focus M.
>>736855384Sorry poomar, but I simply won't buy the game.
>>736854730>wanted hitman gameplay>will get lazy uncharted cloneno thanks. and I say that as a big fan of bond
>>736854730It's just Hitman with another skin. I never cared for James Bond and Hitman is also just alright.
>>736855484(I was being sarcastic)
>>736854771>good morning Bondsaar>do not redeem the license to kill>BONDSAAR NOOO>DO NOT REDEEM THE KILL>NOOOOOOOOOO>*shits in the MI6 alley*
>>736854730this is a prime candidate for a "watch on youtube" type of game. There is nothing appealing about it specifically, it just has the 007 name attached to it
>>736854730James Bond needs another decade in deep sleep until we can start being casually misogynistic again. A large part of his humour and charm was in not being PC.And in particular, that fucking trailer is literally the worst of "Mario if AAA". I swear there was an actual "focus, James" line in there somewhere. And this Bond might as well start Fortnite dancing.
>>736854730Looks like ass
>>736854730>boomers don't care about whippersnapper Bond>zoomers don't care about Bond at all>r/gcj troons don't care about rapist, sexist, toxic, colonizing and overall problematic Bond>chuds don't care about jeet M or Niggerpenny>shooter fans don't care about cinematic movie bullshit>modern audience don't care about game without skill trees, loot and leveling systemgame that tries to please everyone will please no one
Have you seen the gameplay trailer??? It looks like the most boring shit imaginable>007 movie>the "espionage" sections are scripted walking sim where you occasionally get to do something (awful) like hiding in the tall grass>the car chase is unexciting, literally white noise till you get to the next sections>action sequences are just bad uncharted>Bond looks like a gay twinkPLEASE can we go back Nighfire and such
>>736854771waiting for the modCHADs to turn everyone into whitesYES I"M TALKING TO YOU
I enjoyed PS3 era 007 shooters
>>736854730firstly cus it looked like watered down hitman and uncharted blended into something not as good as eithersecondly they've abandoned a good looking and insanely well performing engine for UE and it ran like turd even in their curated demosi have zero hope for it
>>736855774More bond movie remakes would be fun. From russia with love is still one of the best bond games
>>736855463>>Game is obviously Hitman but ensloppified so as to appeal to giganormieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-RWICAN_dU>TL;DW>FOCUS, 00M!-core pseudo gameplay of driving up a hill to find a parking space while listening to a girlboss do a girlsposition dump>Hitman OPPORTINITIES REVEALING THEMSELVES, Use your bond instinctâ„¢ to follow them>collect boogers and cum to craft gadgets>rubberbanded car chase that should've been a cutscene>You have arrived at the next setpiece, welcome to UnchartedWhich is hilarious considering that the bond license holders were sick of the braindead shovelware First Person Shooter Bonds so the people who made Hitman seemed like a great pick and they hand in a third person shooter instead.>>736855774The problem with the car chase is that it can only end at the airport because that's the only next programmed story and gameplay setpiece.There is no player skill involved, there is no possibility to win by either being really skilled at driving and shooting, being prepared on a replay (like hitman starting locations) where you sabotage the fuel tank so the car breaks down earlier, or doesn't start.I wish they made something like the 1998 James Bond 007 for gameboy but for modern hardware, Nightfire, or a game taking inspiration from the Bond Tabletop RPG and Shenmue
>>73685574728th post best post/thread
>from california with love>you only troon twice>diversity is forever>the man with the epstein files>the woke is not enough
>>736856243>Judeneye>The Man with the Cut-off Gun>Goldfinger
>>736854771this is just modern day london
>>736856243For me, it's nothing ever happens
>>736856306>Dr Nonbinary>Quantum of S〇ylent>The spy who raped me>DEI another day>The Living Gaylights
>>736856243>BBC TeachIt's all awful and disgusting but this one is especially insidious. That's implying it's true and trying to brainwash children with it.However much you hate them, you don't hate them enough.
>>736855308>as England marches towards objective full ethnic replacement?Pretty much every Brit I know hates this shit. But you cant speak up about it as its career suicide. You'll get fired and probably wont be able to get another job. The police will also visit your house and arrest you if you post on places like Twitter.There's nothing that can be done.
>>736856581Counterpoint: the bongladeshis deserve it for what they've done to india i.e. allowing it to exist into modernity and balloon into over 1.5 billion units instead of building the biggest juggernaut possible and flattening them for good and passing off their culture and mythology as a fantasy to rival Tolkien.
>>736854771>>736855463IO Interactive should be the perfect studio to make a Bond game, how did they fuck up this bad?
>>736856687>There's nothing that can be done.This mentality is why the UK has become the way it has. Pathetic.>>736856734The developers at IO who developed World of Assassination have long since left the company.
>>736854771>in a couple of years...after the last updatelive service doesn't just stop after a few years
>>736856783>>736856734Modern development FORCES game to suck ass bro. There was literally no way we'd be able to get a major AAA James Bond game without it being absolutely vandalized by idealogues and timid suits who want a slop-pilled gameplay experience.
>>736854730It's just Hitman with more voice acting and some probably shite driving sections
>>736856687>>736856783Getting Restore and Rupert Lowe into power is the last civilised thing we can do at this point.>You can't vote your way outLike I said. Voting is the last "civilised" thing we can do.
>>736856734by just copy pasting watered-down hitman mechanics in the hitman engine instead of putting effort into it
>>736856783>This mentality is why the UK has become the way it has.Sure buddy, YOU risk your job and livelihood instead.
>>736856734>how did they fuck up this bad?IO Interactive took inspiration from the freeflow combat system in the Batman: Arkham series and the large action setpieces and destructible environments seen in the Uncharted series. Combat in the Hitman: World of Assassination trilogy was a last resort rather than a truly viable option. IO Interactive sought to design a combat system with 007 First Light that flows seamlessly into cinematic setpieces.
>noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why doesn't everyone look like me i'm literally being genocided right now
>>736854771Yeah, that's way too black. I'll play it when DLSS 5 fixes that problem.
>>736854771I won't buy it even on sale.
>>736856951Which one is that one? The second? Third britian first party? I wish you guys luck. Everything keeps getting raped by muslims and poojeets.
>>736857115>saaaaars the ai slop shit filter will fix everythingWhy are you like this?
>>736857098Why does everything have to be poo colored like you poomar?
>>736854987I'm looking forward to it as well
>>736857136Reform have become full Tories 2.0 so there is no point voting for them
>>736857098Go make an Indian spy franchise if you want jeets and spies in your game. Fucking worthless shitskinned rapechimp.
>>736857098Isn't it weird how race swapping always only goes one way and never the other way around?
>>736857136Probably the fifth or sixth.There's:- Reform UK- Advance UK- Restore Britain- UK Independence Party- British National PartyProbably some others that I'm forgetting...
>>736857337What happened to UKIP?
>>736857394>>736857337They all get subverted and undermined. Restore looks like "the real shit" this time though>Actual full on "send them home" rhetoric at the forefront>Leader relentlessly yells about how bad the rape gangs were and still are>Massive popularity surge in virtually no time at allRestore is the final bulwark. If and when they fail, civil war will be all that remains for the UK
>>736857394I think after Brexit they lost a lot of support and momentum, so they slunk back into the shadows.Plus "Big Nige" Farage completely fucked them over. Although that's been his modus operandi for the past 30 years, so no surprises there...
I will be buying it & playing it. I like Bond. I like the books, movies and the Horowitz prequels.
I'd never buy any video game that isn't made from japs in 2026.
>>736858010Why Fauna, everyone knows she likes bald men like Hitman man and Northern Lion
>>736854730>Hitman but PC is not HitmanInsane.
>>736856734like all studios they are now just a bunch of woke faggots jerking each other off and insulting white creations
Atleast Moneypenny is hot for a nog. It's going to have to be BG3 good for me to get over their casting choices.
>>736858190Sorry IDK vtubers I just think it's a cute image
Hitman WoA is one of my favorite games ever.But holy shit does the prerelease footage for this look bad. Looks like 2008 AA movie game.
>>736854771The only one that's egregious is M. Moneypenny going black in the movies was fine because she's a qt, this model is just jank. M being a manly jeet is racebaiting. They want you to be mad.
>>736858369Yeah she's pretty cute.Uuuuu... I miss Fauna...
The afro Penny is cute but M really should be an old-world WASP type desu. M should also be much older, here looks like James would flirt with her as well lol. The other black guy is an invention for this game and will 100% be a villain btw.
is england the most cucked country in the eu?or would that be germany?
>>736858653Germany wins by default, since UK isnt part of EU
>>736858653don't get me wrong, Germoney is fucked, but the most cucked country in the world is United Bongistan BY FAR
>>736858653Germany lost a war to avoid exactly that and is under eternal US occupation.Bongladesh won that same war and these are the fruits of their victory
>>736858653>>736858743I would've said Sweden personally, being the rape capital of Europe and all
Looks like a game designed by women and coded by jeets.
>>736858809Only because they at lease report some of their stats instead of pulling a UK.
>>736858809True. Our underreporting is a hangover from the Victorians, sadly.Sweep it under the rug, and it's like it never existed/happened.Trouble is, there's too much to be swept under and that rug keeps getting smaller.
>>736858379>2008 AA movie gameThose still had some soul like the Wolverine game
>>736858653Germany, UK and France are racing to the bottom
>>736857098I suppose you would be completely fine with white people popping out 7 kids each and then mass-migrating to Africa to became the majority there, and everything that entails.
The art style feels anemic, more suited for a CGI movie, not a god damned Bond. This alone is repulsive, but bland character designs don't help either.
>>736855267>That's moneypenny? What happened brosAs appose to Moneypenny during the Daniel Craig era?
>>736857265>rapechimpkek, I'm adding that one to my repertoire
>>736854771Hey, isn't Greenway from The Walking Dead S1?
>>736858094You're not safe with the japs either. They're implementing "ethics committees" and making sensitivity changes at the source.
>>736855553>James Bond needs another decade in deep sleep until we can start being casually misogynistic again. A large part of his humour and charm was in not being PC.You must think Man with the Golden Gun was a masterpiece
I was going to check this game out but I can't decide if it's worth paying full price for.
>>736854730The latest Bond novel has a section where he seethe about the international terrorist organization being sexist because they don't employ enough women as terrorists. Anything Bond is garbage until proven otherwise, unfortunately.
>>736858653>not just making an "artistic choice" but specifically trying to push it as factDisgusting
>>736859538It is though
>>736854730>people are tired of generic hollywood movies>lets make our game look like a generic hollywood movie, that will sellI don't get why they didn't go for a classic bond style game that actually takes place during the cold war rather than modern britistan. Isn't this supposed to be an origin story?
>M is a jeet>Moneypenny is a Floyd foid >it's just HitmanInsert the Witcher 3 copypasta here.
>>736859430We're talking bond, not craig
>>736859581for for reviews, like a normal person, and then decide
>>736856734Hitman (WoA) had a lot of problems and IOI were lucky those games still ended up good because the core stealth sandbox experience was intact, and that's all people cared about. They are terrible at storytelling, their dialogue is atrocious, just read some of the mission stories in Hitman. Once they made Paris every other level was just a variation of it, they have no experience designing any other kind of game. I'm not even a chud but Bond needs to be cool, and an insular team of Danish liberals (with too many women) can't do cool.
>>736860538>47 is a straight white male>one mission is killing two black womenhow did the danes get away with it?
>>736854771DEI another day
>>736856951we shouldnt have to kill executives and politicians to enact effective change in the world, but unfortunately that is the reality in which we live now doesnt matter who you vote for, the UK will not be a first world nation in 100 years or less
>>736854771im so fucking tired of browns
>>736854771Same. All the footage makes it out to be more like an Uncharted game and that'll be worth it for like $20ish.
>>736854730>>736854771Yep, It's as dead as the new world order.
>>736854730I'm playing 007 Nightfire on the Gamecube instead
It looks woke and the game looked like it ran like 10fps at points in the gameplay reveal a few months ago
>>736857331Well, it does... when the originally black character was a criminal, like in Adolescense or A Time to Kill
i cant wait for james bond to go the same way as everything else and fall into total irrelevancy and financial failure due to DEI slop
>>736854730Day one for me, looks good and I love me some Bond. They had me with Roger Moore's mustard colored Aston Martin DBS from The Persuaders.
>>736861127total western culture death
>>736860691>straight white maleHe has part Colombian, Russian and Chinese DNA
I blame the british for teaching them english. What were they thinking?
>>736854730No, Mr. Bond game, I expect you to flop.
>>736854730>What went so wrong?It's hitman absolution 2
>>736854771Too many niggers thanks for the pic I'm out
>>736854730IOI being behind it is reason enough for me to avoid it.Paradox levels of DLC and FOMO bait are going to ruin anything good the game will have going for it.
>>736854730So the main story is mission based that much we know, but can we redo maps with more freeflow targets and stuff after like Hitman? that'll dictate if I buy it
>>736857098this but unironically
>>736863781Ill be honest, I still dont know what version of nu-hitman to buy. I know they streamlined the editions but its still stupid
>>736860971Also in Polybius with muslim terrorists becoming "far-right" online hate groups.
>>736854771>black and pajeeta washingI'm surprised that James Bond isn't a nigger as well.Anyway, hard pass.
>>736860691Idk if you can describe 47 as a human being. He unironically is like a weird "default human" skinsuit killing machine in terms of vibe. I don't think of him as white or black or anything, he's just cool as shit.
>>736855262The Switch 2 port got delayed until later this year so if you want to play it early then you're left with just the Deck.
>>736857394>>736857621Farage didn't "fuck them over," UKIP died because its specifically post-Farage leaders were dumb enough to think online meme bullshit like pic related wouldn't be obviously electorally poisonous in real life. All of the same people behind this sort of retardation are now backing Restore Britain (after having killed multiple other parties since) because the guy who writes Rupert Lowe's tweets for him has gaslit them into thinking Lowe is anything other than a late 2010s Tory, which becomes immediately clear if you watch literally any interview with him.
>>736860691>straight white maleHe's not. He is asexual, and half Russian/South American. He is pale because he has slight albinism.
>>736855463Hitman 3 replacing Diana with a black girlboss was a big sign that this new game is gonna suckass
>>736860538>Terrible at storytellingWhat do you mean? I thought the WOA story was pretty cool. Almost every target is memorable in some way. And the dialogue in cutscenes is fine. The dialogue in the missions is very basic and silly, but that's a gameplay choice. Since you are supposed to overhear the dialogue usually while you are doing other stuff, the dialogue is deliberately clear and formal to make it easier for the player to understand while multitasking.
>>736865845I know, that's why I have to wait now. I was hoping for day and date.
>>736865868So thats why carl went back to making youtube videos
>>736865868That didn't kill or poison anything. If anything these sentiments aged well amd only grew stronger. The real issue was allowing migrants and non citizens to vote.
>>736854730They delayed the Switch 2 version, so I am no longer boughtening this game.
