Every Nintendo fan right now
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>tfw no Directs this yearIt's game over
>>736860025exactly
>>736859939QRD?
>>736860151idgi
>>73686002590% of Nintendo fans are interested in 3D Mario, Zelda (unless it's 'icky pooey like Echoes of Wisdom'), Smash, and MAYBE one or two other franchises if you're lucky. Everything else they release is a hindrance to something they deem worth playing coming out. The current release schedule is Tomodachi, Yoshi, and Rhythm Heaven over the next three months, and people are pissed because the bing bing's not the right flavor
>>736860229Leaks are coming out that the direct in June is a partner direct.
mario if he died
>>736860343Nah, partner direct is this month or next and official direct is in June. Tendies are grumpy because its all being announced in their new App instead of just using directs.
>>736859939mama mia...
>>736860025There's a rumor going around that Nintendo is spreading fake news to catch leakers. Star Fox and Luigi's Mansion fans are reasonably upset.
>>736860484>Nintendo shafting Star Fox fans just after they started getting their hopes up again from the Mario Galaxy movieThat would be hilarious.
do people just forget that Bananza came out?
>>736859939nintendo turned into a movie company before sony LOL
>>736860574nobody cares about Donkey Kong
>>736860574anon bananza came out almost a year ago....
>>736860574The only good things about Bananza were the first ten minutes where breaking a bunch of shit was fun, and the final boss. Everything else is a boring slurry of mashing and piecemeal collectible gathering, and not even fun collectible gathering. It's fucking Odyssey all over again
>>736860568I could swear Furukawa said years ago there hasn't been a new SF in ages because the sales wouldn't justify the budget. And then Metroid Prime 4 sales vindicated him. Pikmin games are cheap to make so that's why the franchise keeps getting support, even with low sales.
>>736860574>He thinks anybody cares about that poorly made Donkeyslop
>>736860574Should have been a Wario game
>>736859939AND IM FREEEEEFREE FALLIN
>>736860745It was Odyssey but better
>>736860229>QRD?Mario was on the Epstein list.
>Hourly cry about Nintendo thread
>>736860990>WarioWho?
prease understandwe need to make licensing and merchandise, no time for games. can interest you in some pokemon cards and mario plushie?
>>736860796You can make a rail shooter on a shoestring budget, anything more ambitious than that though? Not really
eric being bored
>>736859939>>736859987MARIO NO! LIFE IS WORTH LIVING!
>>736862458I get it, reverse psychology.
>>736862458
>>736859939>>736859987>>736862906Mario TANKED that.
>>736860568At this point I blieve that Miyamoto hates Star Fox fans more than anything in the world and every decision he has made regarding the franchise since the turn of the century was designed to troll them
>>736861724The minigame guy who farts a lot. Thats it
>>736862906https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhZdVeBe_m8
mario if he care about climate
>>736860568I think the most likely thing is they're trying to make a smash brothers movie, maybe they will try to revive star fox but I really don't see the point since they already know well what people will get their consoles for
>>736863247Wario is an adventurer and entrepreneurHe's had many great games across all sorts of genresAnd yet Nintendo is pushing Daisy in everything and her only trait is "girlboss #3"
>>736863338That's Luigi.
>>736864419the M stands for Mario
>>736860314Okay. Which B/C tier franchise are you pretending to be a fan of that's making you resentful over people not being interested in it?
it is kinda weird that switch 2 has launched with no mario, and no zelda. I really doubt DK Bananza sold as much as either of those would, and MK World was a flop.
>>736865870Not launching with one of them is one thing, but still not even having either revealed by now (15 months after the system was first officially shown off) either is absolutely insane. I think this is the first time since those franchises were first invented where we've gone into a Nintendo system without mainline entries for either of them having been at least announced before launch (even Virtual Boy had a Super Mario game shown off before release, but it got canceled).>BananzaOpened well but has miserable legs so far. It couldn't even muster a million new sales during the holiday quarter. They obviously gambled on DKB being accepted as a substitute for a new Mario, at least for the meanwhile.
>>736865870>no marioSorry, we needed the Odyssey team for Bananza (raughs)>no zeldaYou'll get one every 6 years. The next mainline Zelda game will be in 2029.
>>736860229Mario is actually jewish, which given he's from brooklyn and has such a big nose, really shouldn't have been a surprise
>>736866751>You'll get one every 6 years.Nah, that's for asset flips. The next Zelda is gonna take even longer, being an actually new world and being made with the Switch 2 in mind.
>>736862968>>736863331Let's see him tank THIS!
>>736859939Could Mario Kart World be fixed? I really think it’s a boring game that didn’t do anything fun with the “open world” meme. Now we just get boring watered down tracks that all have to share map space.
The Dry Dry Desert theme is playing in every tendies head right now, cracked lips, tongue like sandpaper, trying to squeeze the last few drops out of Bananza but there is nothing left. Poor souls.
>>736864419No its Green Mario
>>736865870Donkey Kong Bananza sold 3.5 million copies.Mario Kart World sold 14 million copies.
>>736864419Really makes you think
>>736868029MKW is great what are you smoking
From what Nintendofags told me yesterday, not having Directs is good because they were always terrible and horrible and wicked anyway.
>>736868813Misinformation.
>>736868734Fuck me, was that the same thread where someone thought they were being cute by pretending to be confused about people asking for a new Mario game despite Mario Tennis releasing a couple months ago? Why do people do this shit? Nobody's confused when people just say "a Mario game" in dedicated vidya communities like this, you're not smart.
>>736864796Yeah, that's his last name.
>>736860574>Bananza came out?1 year agoA dogshit platformer that no one wanted instead of a 3D Mario game
>>736859939Playing Gmod? Don't think i can run that on a switch, at least not an unmodded one.
>>736859939>ninSHITo fans piss their pants when SeGODa copies ninSHITo>SeGODa fans don't say shit when ninSHITo copies off SeGODa
>ninto fans you mean children? why would I care
>>736871653Gokubro btw
>>736859939oof...
>>736868259DK not that impressive.. but I mean, good for DK. And MKW is hella boosted by bundle packages. Wouldn't be surprised if 85% of that number or more is just from console sales. And yet, the game is dead as fuck online.
>>736869876The same reason that tendies pretend that Nintendo dropped their price to $60 digital/$70 physical instead of $70/$80 like we all know those kikes will do. They need to defend their friends at all means. Even if the defense they’re running is believed by literally no one.
>>736878312I play it every other day and I get 20/24 lobbies in 30 seconds or so. How is it dead?
>>736878536That's absolutely one of the reasons they're putting off the Direct and letting Yoshi come out first - they want that game out there to warm people up to the digital/physical price divide, before they reveal games people actually want that will be $80 physical.
>>736878536>Even if the defense they’re running is believed by literally no one.The way Switchfags argue comes across as them trying to win over (borderline tricking) outsiders and newcomers, not people who've been around Nintendo/4chan for a while.
>>736860574I actually 100% that shit. Was great but it's still no Mario.
>>736871472>goes into the nintendo threads>posts thisI don't think you know how an image board works.
>>736860574I didn't just 100% it, I 300%'d it across all save slots. You can only play a game so much before getting bored
>>736869914Kek
