Would Skyrim be the worst place to live in Tamriel or what? The country is 80% lawless wilderness
>>736870705In those days, there was no High King of Skyrim. Everyone did what was right in their own eyes.
>>736870705It's not like a post-apocalyptic wasteland where survival necessitates you going into the dangerous wilderness. You can live most of your entire life in a city. The inns are pretty comfy too.
>>736871131There's a housing crisis though, literally impossible to get a house in a walled city, and I don't want to live exposed to the several bandits.
>>736870705she gets absolutely stomped by my Lydia
>>736870705>why is this country currently in the middle of a civil war and getting burned down by immortal dragons filled with misery, death, bandits and thieves?
>>736870705You used the wrong pic, OP
>>736872568bigger
>>736872523reading comprehension retard
>>736873143The question never specified the time frame nigger, wars end and the dragons weren't around for thousands of years. If you want a real answer it's black marsh because it's filled with 70 iq lizards, mosquitoes and tropical diseases.
>>736871224>literally impossibleSome Yahoo walks into falkreath helps pick flowers finds some dog and clear a bandit camp and the jarl gives them a free houseNot to mention most of skyrim is forest or rock so if you can't buy a house u can go build one
Kill Vivec.
living in Skyrim would be fucking based, even more so if you're a Nord.imagine just being a towns guard, doing nothing all day and eating cheese and beating up elves. Sounds pretty based.
>>736870705tfw no gorilla-grip handjob
>>736875405Okay, but not because you told me to.
>>736875594gorilla grip pussy that crushes your dick into mush and intense sweat with tensed muscles.
>>736875665>hear an extremely loud snap after going in up to the hilt>"kiegels, am i right">keep going anyways
>>736870705Lydia mogs olfina and in this /v/ board we love Lydia.
>>736870705would >>736872568wouldn't be able to stop her
>>736870705During the events of Skyrim, yes, it's horrible. Most Provinces would be utter dog shit to live in during the events of a game taking place there. The plot demands it be filled with a 9:1 ratio of bandits and monsters to civilians.During the events of Skyrim the shittiest provinces to live in are Skyrim, Morrowind, and Hammerfell. But Skyrim definitely takes the crown becuase of Dragons.
>>736870705Morrowind is still the best place
>>736877930>N'*ahyou can't say that!
>>736877930Where do they even get so many cat slaves?
>>736877930Dres and indoril faggots wrote that and were raped after it
>>736870705For me, it's when they have the weird saggy pec tiddies
>>736870705>being mighty in a might is right countryIt's the best place to live.
god the things I would do to a khajiit slave girl...
>>736870705>lawless wildernessperfect for a dov.
>>736870705You lost Skyrim
>>736870705>frost spiders>khajit and crazy ass burglars just waiting to break into your home or murder you while you travel>hostiles everywhere fuck that
Try remaking this thread with a Khajiit woman as the OP image instead of a ugly nord bitch and you'll get more replies.
>>736880008Gonna need an example image
>>736877930Nobody tell this dude about the Last Scabbard of Akrash
Olfina is pretty hot, and I tapped her ass a ton of times
How would >pic related be canon to TES? Falmer who sold their souls to Nocturnal and built the sepulcher?
>>736880614pube status?
>>736881052Shaved Into a heart shape
>>736878482>had to wait for vvardenfell to get nuked before making any moves whatsoever>lost the land immediately afterwards, despite the ongoing disarraylizards have no experience fighting real wars, they never stood a chance
>>736880614i hate WoW weapon and armor design so fucking much
>>736881201>Shaved>Into a heart shape
>>736881272their entire government is a failed democracy made by the thalmor after the red yearAll of the an-xileel are puppets, even the trees were neutered.
>>736881346Hate as you want because it is on TES since day 1 too, since all drank on DnD Kool Aid
>>736879936>never shoulda of come her
>>736880008Furries are disgusting.
>>736880008Bro wants to fuck a cat
No Marie Rose no play
For me it's that old hag that killed a kid by accident
>>736882141Skyrim belongs to the nords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFuP6LxJlSg
Kill Ulfric
>>736870705>Would Skyrim be the worst place to live in Tamriel or what?Black Marsh
>>736883139I can see 1/16th of a nipple. MODS, put a bulldozer through his house!
Markarth is the worst city in Skyrim.Silver-BloodsFalmerForswornCannibals Molag BalGiant spidersDwemer automatonsThalmorAll behind its walls.
>>736874469Eh...Do you know that clearing a bandit camp isn't easy for the average guy right? And even if we apply the game logic of making the bandits low level retards, the land around belongs to the Jarl. You can't simply just build shit without permission
>>736883339Counterpointt: Frabbi/Hroki Oyakodon
>>736883530Only if it's in the middle of the Temple of Dibella, with her worshippers joining in
>>736883339There is the fact that the Markarth 4e we have now is smaller than its 2nd era ruin And there is a literal giant container for Namira's most asshole relic beneath it, but since markarth hasn't been connected to the reach side of blackreach for centuries, no one knows if its still there, unless trainwiz and SS guys have something in plans
>cold>empty>no feds>as a nord can effortlessly get a lizard and/or cat wifeSounds based as hell
>>736882625Now post the one where she's lactating
>>736877930>fluffy slavesNowwe'retalking
>>736870705Wherever Dunmer live must be awful.Morrowind.Slums of Windhelm.Bravil.Dunno if they are just attracted to shitholes or they create them but rest assured find a shithole find a Dunmer.
>>736870705The Skyrim wilderness is max comfy if you are a PC and not a weak NPC shitter. Particularly southern Skyrim (for me, it's the Reach after genociding all the forsworn riffraff).
>>736887405They knowingly followed their daedra gods and left paradise. They're probably just retarded.
>>736871224>join the college of winterhold to get free quarters >join the companions to get free bed & desk>join the thieves guild to sleep in a sewer tunnel >marry a woman with property and move in If you can’t do any of these things it means you’re too stupid to have high enough magicka to cast apprentice level spells, are too physically weak to join the companions, aren’t subtle enough to steal, and have too low personality to court women. Enjoy being a miner or a logger or a fisher and sleeping in the inn forever then, wagie.
women in skyrim are built different
>>736879936>imperial territory is nearly overrun with banditry compared to stormcloak territory>first imperial quest tulius literally asks you to reclaim one of their own forts from banditsThey’ve already stretched themselves too thin..
>>736880008Ancient Nord hero-pilled
>>736870705Honestly living in Falkreath and hunting sounds extremely comfy. Go out in the morning, snipe a deer, bring it home, eat the venison.
Is it bad that I kinda want to fuck Vivec and wish he had a bigger part in the overall game?It's kinda lame that you just meet him once and barely talk to himHe seemed like a cool dude
>>736878482>Literal lowest point in history for the Dunmer>Argonians at their highest point in history decide to invade>They still fucking lose>Argonianfags somehow think that it's a good look for themKek
>>736888849Next level copium.You have to be the TR shill.Nobody else is that mad the Dunmer got what they had coming.
>>736888849Cope harder ashy
There is barely enough quests in fhe game to call it a game. People who spent a thousand hours playing this game boggles my mind. I finished everything in I think three hundred hours or so. I got an oblivion save with 600 hours and I still didn't finish all the quests in the DLC.
>>736875550I'd live in Windhelm and fuck Dark Elf refugees in the Gray QuarterPretty soon they'd name it the Anon Quarter because they'd all be related to me after a few decades
>>736890029I've probably spent around 500 hours modding it alone only for it to start crashing after an hour of gameplay starting the cycle all again.
That face, oof.
>>736883339Markarth is the best cityMuiri
>>736890029>People who spent a thousand hours playing this gamemods
>>736890295Holy mental illness my guy
>Proud son of Skyrim>Two-handed/Heavy armor/Speech build>No magic, sneaking or bows because they are for sissy elves>Stormcloak blue because Skyrim should be for the Nords>Harbinger of the Companions (cured Kodlak and the bros of lycanthropy so we could all hang out in Sovngarde together>Openly worship Talos and Shor in all holds and settlements>Marry a comely Dunmer lass of humble originsYep, it's time to play again.
>>736890295pipe down jam boy
>>736890175Nice cock, would choke on.
>>736890437The fuck is jam boy
>>736890832In colonial India the Brits would cover Indian men in jam while they played golf so they would get bitten by all the all the bugs instead. Their payment for such a service was being able to keep the jam so their families could eat it off their bodies.
>>736870705i'd take it over black marsh, that shithole is awful if you're not an argonian hooked up to hist corp
>>736883312>MODS, put a bulldozer through his house!You silly boy! :3>>736890295>>736890375>>736890930Please be nice to each other! :c
